Are you ready to get your AI-assigned gf?
>>108833785my match doesn't exist on this planet
>>108833802I'm sure Bee will be able to find a sweet fat girl that will be perfect for you :)
>>108833785>Make an account last year hoping to get someone before turning 25 >Most were fat and/or had piercings, some were troons and some shilled their onlyfans or were obvious catfish accounts>Focus on the insta ones because it's not like i used the account for anything else other than following russian girls>Out of all the 15 accounts, only 3 responded>First one only cared for my smelting interest>Second one immediately blocked me when i showed my face (PFP was my hand)>Third one also thought i wasn't ugly but the conversation went to shit and she immediately blocked me after only a few days because she thought i was shitting on her hobby (skating)>Been doing it casually since>Nearly halfway into this year>Decide to invest more into the app for the whole month and if i don't get a match i'll just delete it>Gave up, deleted the account and eventually the app 3 days agoWasn't my first dating app, it was tinder during the scamdemic and i only had my first job, i had a match only after a few months but she had daddy issues and so i deleted the app and forgot about it for a while, man don't i regret that.
>>108833890>>First one only cared for my smelting interestbased minecraft girl
>>108833890Most guys experience similar from dating apps these days. In that regard, any change is a good one since it can't really get any worse.
>>108833785I can't wait to hear how AI is sexist when women get paired with chud.
AI dating gonna be great. Imagine this: Government dating app. You sign in with your Digital ID that stores all your internet history, all your purchases, medical records, DNA, criminal history, etc. AI, using all the data, find you A PERFECT match, ideal woman that fits you genetically, mentally and physically, a perfect wife.
>>108833785these apps have been using "AI" for a long time. their whole fucking algorithms are "AI".this is just a marketing stunt, but I hope they don't really fuck it up, because in my experience Bumble is way better than Tinder
>>108833785It's hip to fuck Bee.https://files.catbox.moe/pt9gn3.mp4
oh fun, normalfags get to experience their own version of nefarious Engagement Based Matchmaking
>>108833785all dating apps are fake and gay until it's government controlled and mandatory
>PolymarketI have gambling bullshit fatigue
>>108833890>Third one also thought i wasn't ugly but the conversation went to shit and she immediately blocked me after only a few days because she thought i was shitting on her hobby (skating)translation: she found you ugly but she kept you around for some attention until she got bored
>>108834261>and mandatoryno thank you, I've had too many 3dpd's ruining my life already
>>108833785Only if every single menu in the app has this on loop.https://youtu.be/w8FQ-N0zb2U
>>108833927Dont worry chud will not be getting any matches.The AI will pair the women with only the darkest nogs.
>>108833785I met my wife on Bumble
are dateable women realyou can only find them on dating apps and no one is actually even able to date them
Why do ugly men thing they deserve a woman that isn’t their looksmatch (ie wrung out fatty)?
>>108835063"ugly" (read: short) men can't get ANY women, anon, not even obese single mothers with mutt children.
>>108833961Your naivety is kinda concerning.
I have read enough eromanga to see where this is goingpork your childhood friend before it's too late
>>108835128I think he is trolling anon.
>>108833890No way you got any matches with PFP as your hand
>>108833785AI reinventing arranged marriages? There's truly nothing new under the sun.
>>108833785Fucking finally, I've been waiting for something like this for years. It'll probably be a shitty scam like the traditional swipe model but at least we're making progress in this direction.Thank you, Bumble.
>>108833785>Twitter thread? Twitter marketing thread.What is engagement optimized matchmaking? You tell me, OP.
>>108833823Imagine stuffing her fat fucking pussy with your tiny cock, the thing is so huge and wet and fat, it's like fucking a cloud and meeting god. You then proceed to ejaculate like a geyser after penetrating the divine feminine
>>108834674But AI is le heckin racist. If this doesn't exclusively match white people then it's not intelligent.
>>108835388It's funny how many times Tay comes back.
>>108833890>First one only cared for my smelting interestaka you failed to make her talk about her>she immediately blocked me after only a few days because she thought i was shitting on her hobby (skating)Again, a sign you can't have a nice chat with someone. Blame the user, not the tool.
>>108835119You're not just a really attractive guy who happens to be short, don't fool yourself, you're ugly
>>108833890>hoping to get someone before 25tldr but you shouldn't limit yourself by arbitrary bullshit like this anon.
>>108835388>is we getting jobs?>(Thinking) Oh god not Tyrone again FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>108833961They’re just going to program it to be extremely biased in favor of females still and to push race mixing. All these dating apps are owned by jews, just like the porn/gambling companies.
>>108835777"chatting" with bpd swipeapp whores is for retarded simps
>>108837069>state mandated negress gfoh god please
>>108833785>goyimarketbuy an ad
>>108833785>AI-assigned gf>not AI gfngmi
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>>108833802samemaybe when the tech gets good enough I'll meet her
>>108837124>here’s your 500 lb EBT negro with 8 kids and 9 STDs>now step up and take care of her or you’re not a man
>>108833890go outside and cold approach
Let me know when AI can lower the divorce rate.
>>108833802Same. Settling for a fat asian girl. Could be worse I guess.
>>108837564I can’t imagine being that desperate for pussy. Can’t relate at all. I’ll remain celibate.
>>108838004It's not about the pussy. I've wanted children since my early 20s and I'm in my mid-30s now. Time's out, but I still want children.
>>108838032Fair enough
>>108838032I hope she's nice and a good mom.
