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Am I going to get a job after graduating?
Applied to internships. Nothing.
College staff won’t help either.
Am I doomed? My grades are good, 3.7 GPA.
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>>108836483
it's a coin toss. you could land a good job and you'll be set for life and your future generations will also be set for life, or you could not land one and have to resort to a mcdonalds job and live the rest of life in poverty.
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>>108836483
I'm on 90+ applications, got rejected all the time.
not even freelancing is good right now.
I think I'll become a farmer
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>>108836483
you're supposed to know someone whose parents own a company
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>>108836497
I have all the projects from my last 2 years at private university.
Is this not enough?
Am I supposed to vibe code cookie cutter slop on my GitHub?
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>>108836551
trying to find a job in tech in the current year is meant to drain your soul
my parents, being smug and spoiled boomers that lived life on easy mode will never get it
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>>108836483
>grades
lol. Doesn’t mean shit outside of getting into grad school and even then your race and gender are more important
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>>108836483
go into defense
t knower
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>>108836483
use a profile pic of a cute girl if they ask say you are a ftm now you have two ways to fuck them over if they refuse to give you the job.
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>>108838235
Grades are relevant if you're applying to government jobs.

>>108836483
Which you should consider, assuming you're in the US. Go to usajobs.gov and look for the positions they have open for recent graduates. >>108838237 is a good suggestion, too. Alternatively, if you don't want to work for the feds, I recommend you learn a boring enterprise stack (C#/ASP.NET and other Microsoft shit would be my recommendation) and apply to local boomer shops.
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>>108836483
>My grades are good, 3.7 GPA
No idea what that is. If it's actually good, consider staying in academia circles, doing phd or whatever. That's where goggle and other fagman companies actually getting their most valuable assets from.
>>108836586
This one gets it.
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>>108838313
None in my state. Already looked
>>108838237
Applied there too. None of the companies hire from the 3 unis in my state, it’s only the top state school that’s just out of the border.
This shit is so rigged. I just want any type of of programming job. ANYTHING
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Yeah you'll get a job... sucking dicks!
Better get out the kneepads.
You'll start at about $10/cock at first.
That's 150 cocks a month for rent.
That's 5 cocks a day.
As long as you can suck just 5 cocks a day you are set and will be able to live.
After you suck 5 cocks, the rest of the cocks you suck that day are all bonus, do no think of them as dicks that count towards the 150 cocks, that's rookie shit.
You'll want to barf up the cum before 5 minutes after you swallow otherwise you'll shit it out.
You got this kween!
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>>108838619
ah, a veteran's advice I see
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>>108836483
Maybe
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>>108836483
>Am I going to get a job after graduating?
Would you hire yourself? If you had the funds you want would you give it to yourself to because you have some good grades or hire hundreds of africans to prompt wrangle and be your "assistants" for same price?
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>>108836483
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>>108836483
Your job is simply to figure out what it is you're doing wrong, and then fix the problem. If you can't figure that out, yngmi

This is actual advice and you should focus only on this if you want to make it
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>>108840886
Yeah, too much effort.
Also the world is already going to hell in a handbasket, so literally nothing matters anymore. At this point let the nukes sing.
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>>108838552
>None of the companies hire from the 3 unis in my state
Bullshit. Now I see, you have an attitude problem. You come up with excuses. Good luck to you
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And btw, 100 is not a lot of applications. Try 500+, that's a reasonable number as a new grad. I'm trying to help you by putting things into perspective, even if it seems like I'm just being a dick.
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>>108836483
whatever you do try not to land a shitty office spreadsheet job. i've forgotten basically everything i learned in college barring the absolute basics. it's so comfortable that it's choking, i'm not going anywhere, either up or down. trying to get out but i just have no energy to upskill and my other, newer hobbies are rewarding and fun. i'm trying though. maybe data analysis will be for me, something "noble" involving embedded or low level shit like c# is pretty much off the table (i'm 27 soon for reference -- not a good age to get mentored at). good luck
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>>108838552
>None in my state
Did you think you weren't going to have to move to get a decent job?
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>>108836551
>I think I'll become a farmer
Why not try and become a billionaire instead retard?
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If you troon out, certainly.
If not, you would have known by now whether or not your connections would lead you to employment. Go join the military or become a contractor.
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>>108840964
>100 is not a lot of applications. Try 500+,
what field? Sounds like a nightmare here in Europe I just send two applications got a invite + offer. Granted we have strict local language requirements which the jeets fail.
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>>108841539
>here in Europe I just send two applications got a invite + offer
I am in Europe, sent 90+ applications, all got rejected, you must be in a better Europe than me.
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same except 4.0 gpa and 200 applications
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>>108836483
Look at the bright side, unlike the brainbroken GenX fucks that spent decades toiling for a system that actively hated them you get to see it die in front of you before it breaks your anus.
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>>108843352
"Better" is working for the EU minimum wage in some post soviet commieblock
You can do it too, they'll pay for your transfer and your housing for a year. You'll be sharing accommodations with Indians though.
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>>108836483
What game is this? She consents to getting bound and fucked? Hell yes?
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>>108846272
Danganronpa



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