Remember when the internet wasn't fake and gay? Me neither. Anyways I've been exploring the waybackmachine lately and I'd like to share some funny/neat stuff I've drudged up from the old net. I'm sure most of you are oldfags so please, feel free to share your own memories of this era I sadly missed out on.deadlawyers.comA directory categorizing dead lawyers by the manner in which they expired, such as random acts of violence, disgruntled clients or acts of God. Perhaps there is justice in the world!https://web.archive.org/web/20000520010616/http://www.deadlawyers.com/Tranny or Granny?We love our grandmas, but we'd be remiss not to acknowledge that post-menopausal women and 60-year-old math teachers who like to parade around their dead wife's dresses are visually one in the same. And that's why this quiz might be the hardest challenge you've ever faced on the internet.https://web.archive.org/web/20080213032618/https://www2.b3ta.com/bigquiz/trannyorgranny/Chicken BoullionYou've been using chicken boullion wrong this whole time! Here's what you should ACTUALLY be using it for:https://web.archive.org/web/19961215063459/http://hamp.hampshire.edu/~jtsF93/boullion.htmlDeath to Sailor MoonAn unhinged chick rants against Sailor Moon and anime, complete with MSpaint gore edits & a guide on how to make a BLT out of Sailor Venus.https://web.archive.org/web/20020213003316/http://gurlpages.com/shadysnady/warning.htmlWet Kurt FanclubA Geocities page documenting how a bunch of frat dudes got their shitfaced friend to get in a bathtub and piss himself with his underwear on as they snapped photos. Totally not gay.https://web.archive.org/web/20041216221909/http://www.geocities.com/wetkurt/
>>108845848these are great OP total normalfag death what happened to my interwebs
>>108845848>https://realultimatepower.net/
Btw here's what i'm using as sources to find this stuffCruel.com's Cruel Site of the Dayhttps://web.archive.org/web/19991013025835/http://cruel.com/Portal of EvilWeb directory for weird/evil sites submitted by randos, for the mockery of the userbase. The main rule was no trolling webmasters off-site, as their subjects of ridicule would usually come to the forums to argue anyways. A weird little precursor of lolcow culture and a treasure trove for strange websites from back in the day.https://web.archive.org/web/20030604042103/http://www.portalofevil.com/archives/>>108846163Lol you're a pro. Here's another quiz: Female or Shemale?https://web.archive.org/web/20091124083752/https://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html#
>>108846192>whole thing was actually made by some 30 year old dudeMy first instance of everything on the net being fake.
This site was a big part of my childhood:https://www.amazingpaperairplanes.comI had a whole basket of paper airplanes I made using instructions from that site, I had such an autistic obsession with paper airplanes as a kid and would get really excited when that site gets updated with a new model, picrel was the one I remember most fondly making.There used to be more models, if you use wayback machine you can see the site had more content. However the site is still alive at least which is still nice at least.
>>108845848>Fooled me onceShame on trannies
Celebrity Crutch ShotsIt's 1999 and a German man is cataloguing photos of celebrities in crutches, wheelchairs, and hospital beds. I wanted to say it's a fetish thing, but he also has photos of Bill Clinton.https://web.archive.org/web/20000815223314/http://www.fortunecity.de/spielberg/quincy/28/Bud Dwyer Fan ClubA mostly broken Budd Dwyer fansite with T-shirts and raps about the original an herohttps://web.archive.org/web/20011202185840/http://www.buddwyer.com/Cracksmokers in SportsThis site's criteria for labeling athletes as "cracksmokers" is a bit loose, but you can't deny his logic is sound.https://web.archive.org/web/20000301033046/http://www.cracksmoker.com/
Tracking Down Former Child StarsA kind man shows us the method to tracking down former child actors through facebook and imdb to befriend, and presumably hookup with some of themhttps://web.archive.org/web/20050513215123/http://www.unc.edu/~forrestw/revision31.html
"Stadium Pal" Piss BagTired of waiting in line for restroom at stadiums? Too lazy to just piss in some obscure corner? Then buy this ankle piss bag!https://web.archive.org/web/20000302184527/http://www.stadiumpal.com/
Meat or Accident?Is it a tasty meaty treat or a pasty bloody corpse? You have to decide on everyones favorite game show, MEAT OR ACCIDENT!https://web.archive.org/web/20040924141138/http://meatoraccident.co.uk/Watch Out Behind You, Hunter!https://web.archive.org/web/20061211042552/http://old.ournet.md/~igan/This is a Flash game where you play a hunter going through the jungle and shooting naked gay men before they can anally rape you. Made by the French, of course.
Cliff Yablonski Hates You!If you can't find yourself on this list of people Cliff Yablonski hates, Lowtax will rise from the grave and refund your SomethingAwful account.https://web.archive.org/web/20000817003917/http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/
