How do I get my niece to focus on mastering technology instead of wasting her youth on socializing with retarded peers?
seduce her
>>108845984
get her that C programming book and read it to her every night before she goes to bed, or maybe get some people that look like her that also like technology so she socializes with people that want her to get into technology as well
>>108846062that is actually great advice. thanks anon
>>108845984Pro tip: you can't. But it is worth trying to get her some expensive attributes of whatever you want her to be interested in. Fancy Jap stationery, STEM kits etc.If she has an ipad, break it "accidentally" and replace with a laptop. UI is similar, so should be fine. Make sure she can into blind typing. Then break the laptop as well, say it's not repairable and throw it out and replace with a PC. Monitor should either be 23 inch 1080p or 27 inch 2k, you do not need more, neither does she.Never shame her for not being able to solve something, only encourage to try again.>>108845984>get some people that look like her that also like technology so she socializesThis is a must, but only matters if a person already knows what she wants.
>>108845984animevideogamesprocessed food
>>108845984Fisting
>>108846152>animei can't see how that encourages getting interested in tech>videogamesyeah, implementing classic games such as snake or pong is cool, but that's for later>processed foodnah, i want my niece to stay fit, smooth and tight
>>108845984socializing will ger her farther in life thanfocusing on tech
>>108846230I've seen progression of my older niece, she always went the path of least resistance and ended pregnant with some loser and she struggles to find a job, and dreams about getting some higher education. She's ngmi in my opinion.
>>108845984Take her iphone away, it always has problems anyway.
>>108846283No way, she will bite and claw me.
>>108845984>mastering technologyOne of the worst things you can do to yourself. All your youth spent slouching in front of a computer monitor will never come back. One day, when it's already too late, you'll look back and realize that maybe this isn't the life you wanted and all the hostility and bile vomited towards the outside world, the "normal" world, will collapse onto itself and leave nothing but remorse. Don't drag others into it against their will.
>>108846700>Don't drag others into it against their willYou are right, she should come to me of her own accord like in that movie about jewish retarded killer and teen jewish girl.
>>108845984>niece threadthese are always stealth sexual fantasy threads
>>108845984Teach her the Lisp programming language.>>108846201Make her watch Serial Experiments Lain.Making games is also a good way to start programming.>>108846720Luv teen Natalie.
>>108846029Josef Fritzl my beloved
