i'll start
>>108855886>This confuses the americunt
>>108855886Dont wanna get this because my pee might hit it...
>>108855886
>>108855905silence homosexual
>>108855886ITT: OP compiles a shopping list
>>108855956wrong
>>108855905I'm American and I have one. Worst part is that you get spoiled by it
>>108855886I'm European, and I have concerns about this cleaning my butt properly.
>>108855989it won't, that's why wet wipes exist
>>108855989it will also coat your balls in microscopic shit particles... to avoid that completely, just get a German toilet (pic rel) and use wet wipes like >>108855995 said.
>>108855886this shit is like the best /g/ related $30 i ever spent, it literally cured my swamp ass
>>108855886A clean ass is nice even if you have zero plans to share it with someonet. fucked OP’s mom
>>108856021Yes, I do use wet wipes, that's the way.
>>108855886>t. likes walking around with shit and bits of toilet paper smeared on xir assOr let me guess, you use a tabo?
>>108856106nope, see >>108855995
>>108855995>Get another subscription, goy
>>108856143you can just pur water on regular toilet paper you know
>>108856143>subscriptionor just buy a pack at tesco when you're running low just like how you buy "dry" toilet paper
>>108855905It's funny that Europeans think America froze in time during the early Bush administration. These aren't an uncommon sight. They are pretty gay, however. Just take your shits before your daily showers.
>>108856163you fags build "houses" out of OSB and other wood "products" instead of using bricks like a civilized country would
>>108856170are houses are superior because it let's us add in an ac super easily
>>108856186the same sizes exist in masonry drill bits, toomost Europeans (not me) don't have AC for a few reasons:>it's simply not needed in colder climates (far more people die from cold exposure than heat)>clever engineering (Passivhaus)>city rentoids cucked by power tripping and sadistic landlords
>>108856021>not washing your balls at the same time
>>108856243kekI wash my balls when I shower
>>108856186>are houses>it let's usBest part is that I don't have to assume this is some brownoid from a troll farm from New Delhi. US public schooling is so bad mutts tend to sound ESL despite it being their only language.
>>108856113Nasty-ass nigger. Fuck your septic tank, am I right?
>>108856143>too poor for wet wipes
>>108855886bloat for fags - just sit on an edge of a bathtub and wash your ass.
>>108856276burgers are really EOP and ESL at the same time kek
>>108856293>flushes wipes
>>108856424>i'd rather clog the public sewer system then use a bidetbeing a stubborn frog is being manly? i knew women that act like this anon, you aren't mogging anyone by using wipes.
>>108856424I acknowledged that being a bad idea, you moron.>>108856446He was referring to how retarded it is to do so, you moronic newfag.
>>108855886I guess you love smearing shit all over your ass with paper
>mfw burgertards don't know that wet wipes in the EU have to be both flushable and biodegradeable
>>108856163>kaggduschne
But you need to spray water on your ass anyway when you go in the shower?The bidet just saves you that hassle.Unless you walk around with crusts of shit in your ass every day and have shit stains in all your trousers?I’ll take the bidet any day.
>>108855886>being splashed by water is less homo than fingering your assok
>>108857060*moreIm still half-asleep
>>108856603OP is always a fag, so wanting to touch shit and assholes as much as possible stacks.
>>108855886How is washing your ass homosexual, fatboy?
>>108855886Had to make the same thread over here too huh?
>>108857073only homos need a clean, presentable ass.
>>108857311And you keep wondering why people run away from you.
>>108855975> picIs that your city Mayor? Datacenters are hitting you harder than I thought...
>>108857347kek
>>108855905Amerisharts strikes again.
>>108855905>This terrifies the jeet
>>108857764the jeet would just use it as a drinking fountain lmao
ISS
>>108855886Then call me Dennis Rodman. Although I went with a bidet hose, I didn't like how any of the "seat" bidets installed and decided I'd just get a Toto Washlet if I ever become a homeowner.
>>108857889why the dildos
>>108855886I bumped into one of these a few months ago in a traditional ramen restaurant unfortunately I took a perfect crap which didn't need wiping
>>108855995>expensive>clog your plumbing>still leave doo residue
>>108857889What the hell is going on in there?
>>108856170Where are you guys living in America that home exteriors are actually made out of wood? Every house I've ever lived in in America has had brick, stucco, or concrete exteriors. Only the framing and inner walls have been made of weaker materials like osb or drywall, which are energy efficient, more flexible and more easily reconfigurable than any rigid materials. According to google OSB is used in Europe too, so I'm not sure where this is coming from.
>be yuro>climate encourages brick ovens for houses>temps go up>baked to death
>>108858081those are the handrests>>108858148its a mix between a toilet and a vacumm cleaner, as it needed without gravity, there is a dick adapter for the vaccum and a vagina adapter.There is also the "need" to separate shit and urine as liquid gets recycled
>>108858275>retirement boomers are killed offneat, we need the housing
>>108855886if you use one of these you are a 3rd world subhumanANY accessory connected DIRECTLY to mains (or communal) water supply MUST NOT be allowed to reach waste water containers.if you have ever fitted a garden hose or a mixer tap then you know that you must fit a check/non return valve so that in case of pressure failure water cannot siphon back and contaminate the supply.in a toilet bowl, where you SHIT, a non return valve is not enough, there is too much risk involved that every single developed country in the world agrees that in a waste water, i.e. where you SHIT out of your ASSHOLE, you REQUIRE an air break. that means that the mains water fills up a cistern with an overflow which then feeds the bidet hose.connecting a bidet hose to the cistern inlet and then putting it in your fucking toilet bowl is DISGUSTING.you need an air gap cistern feed. no exceptions.the reason this is popular in eastern countries is because it isn't banned by regulation.you can have a bidet all you like. YOU MUST NOT CONNECT IT LIKE THIS YOU FUCKING TINKY DISGUSTING FILTHY CUNTS
>>108858386>those are the handrestsi had assumed they went over your legs to hold you down on to the bowl
>>108855886You walk around with shit in your crack bro shut the fuck up
>>108858475maybe, like i am not sure 100 of the mechanics of the supports. but they are supporting also the bowl has vacuum if you are shitting so ...
>>108858275https://climate-adapt.eea.europa.eu/en/metadata/publications/heat-and-cold-stress-attributable-deaths-in-european-cities>Overall, the authors estimated the excess mortality to be around 204,000 deaths attributed to cold and 20,000 attributed to heat annually.as I said, a literal nothingburger.
>>108855995>>108856044Wet wipes should not be used unless you want to fuck up your nation's sewage system and potentially contribute to land erosion on a scale equivalent to the average femoid who flushes cosmetics and tampons.>>108856689That's often questionable. Anything that's "flushable" likely only makes its way through your waste water specifically and is then free to form clogs, and anything that's biodegradable likely only does so under specific conditions, so the plastic fibers are still going to get fucking wadded up with grease to form a clog. There might be some wet wipes that degrade quickly, but they're mixed in with dozens of fakes.There's not enough strict enforcement, because apparently there have to be wet wipes that are more resilient for femoids due to makeup, so they can't just force all wet wipes to degrade properly.
>>108858682that's easy to solve, ban foids
>>108855886>I love to have my ass filled with fecal matter and stink the whole public space
>>108858275>>108858676 (me)the WHO includes half of Asia in its "European" region btwpissrahell and kyrgyzstan are completely irrelevant in this case
>>108858830>Israel is in EuropeSure thing Shlomo
>>108858922tell the (((WHO))) not me lmao
>>108855886Reminds me of a cursed picture some anon posted on /pol/ : on the shitter, pants down to the shins, a 1911 .45 ACP laying in his caked underwear
>>108858386>those are the handrestsjust shut the antigravity machine off and go take a shit lmao
>>108855886Fingering yourself with toilet paper is pretty gay 2bh
Ive always just jet washed my arse in the shower after having a shit, but my asshole isn't resilient to wiping any more. If I wipe myself now, my asshole starts to bleed and chafe, especially if I shit and wipe more than once.Anyone else have an infinitely shitty arse that never quite gets clean after shitting? I have to use wet wipes if I'm out.
>>108859581Sounds like you have a hemorrhoid. You really should get that checked out.
Before you ask I have loads of fibre
>>108859594A permanent hemmeroid?
>>108858275>w-we don't need ACs in Europe...
>>108858232West coast has wood houses primarily
>>108856163>I only poop when it's time to batheIf only it were that simple.
>>108859581Yea. Doctor fingers my ass and charged me $200 to tell me not to wipe as hard.I did that and got a bidet. Worked wonders.
Seems we got completely sidetracked from the main quest. Though I'd be kidding myself to assume the first post isn't solid bait.
>>108859720wtf is that the original? i always thought the one with the dildo was the og
>>108858386is this toilet the real reason why Musk stopped talking about the Mars mission?
>>108859930nah he was always grifting about mars, same shit as he stoped talking about the red dragon and many other initiatives.it wasnt realistic at all and he wants mainly to drain the nasa budget as much as possible, he also wants to do "cool" shit and centered about him, but he is the main reason that shit is not going to happen, he is against the research and development needed for those, noone is actually boycotting more the future of space exploration than him
>>108855905FL man here, sometimes the tap is warm or even hot when I use the bidet.Fuckin' awesome man. Then it's back to the shittiest literal paper at work. I don't wanna shit anywhere but home anymore>text that is green
>>108855886>hygiene is gayI mean, gays are a lot cleaner but that doesn't mean it's gay to be clean.
>>108855907>not peeing sitting down>at your own homewhat a cuck
>>108858130america is really fucked up, huh?8 pack of TP costs 4€2pack of 140 wet toilet wipes costs 1,5no they don't clog anything because they're made for that
>>108861154picrelated
>>108855886I don't understand people who don't thoroughly wash their ass holes with soap and water after shitting at home. it's like trying to empathize with an alien speciesif I have to shit when out of the house I spend the next few hours feeling like shit (hehehe)
>>108861177definitely. just set your schedule that when you come home after work you go to the bathroom and then shower afterwards. then the real day can start
can someone please explain how you are supposed to dry your ass once it's covered in wateri tried the bidet function on japanese toilets when i visited but then I had to use like half a roll of their shitty single ply tp to dry my ass afterwardswhy even have the bidet if I still have to use the tp to dry, why not a wet wipe or somethingI feel like I am missing something here but never see this discussed in bidet threads
If I shit at someone's house I take a shower. I WILL make this a social norm.
Who normalized that wiping your ass with paper is clean?
>>108855886>Most homosexual of all techLet's see.ArchArtixGentooDebianFedoraCachyBazzite
>>108861191>why even have the bidet if I still have to use the tp to dry, why not a wet wipe or somethingusing a ton of toilet paper to dry out the water from your clean buttvsusing a ton of toilet paper to hopefully remove enough shit from your shitty butt that it won't turn into an uncomfortable and smelly swamp later
>>108861241tp just seems really unsuited to that task. I would think you fancy eurofags and slants would have come up with something more absorbent.my experience with the bidet was press the button, it drenched my entire asshole and cheeks with water, spraying shitwater all over the inside of the toilet bowl, then try to blot it dry with single ply tp which basically dissolves on contactalso yall clearly don't understand what kind of sticky glue like shit comes out of american assholes sometimes. if a full gallon flush doesn't wipe my shitstains from the toilet bowl I don't trust that a little super soaker jet of water is gonna take care of everything.
>>108855886Kill yourself brownoid, bidets are awesome>>108855905fpbp
>>108861279>fancy eurofagswell, I'm not fancy, but I am euro and a fagI only use the bidet at home, and there I just wipe off with my butt towel
>>108858464Pretty interesting post. How do you properly install a bidet then? Use some external water container?
>>108861191>never see this discussed in bidet threadsbecause it's a non issue. the point of a bidet is cleaning your ass, not save toilet paper.
>>108861298see you call wiping with tp and wet wipes unsanitary and then you come out with shit like "butt towel">>108861335ok so it doesn't save the effort of reaching in your asscrack with a piece of paper. that's what I wanted to knowif I have to do that anyways i'll just use a wet wipe where I can mechanically remove the shit (and verify it's gone with a clean wipe) instead of relying on water spraying shit everywhere and just trusting the dab-dry with dissolving tp bleeding shitwater through to my fingers turns up nothing
>>108861368bro just pre wipe your ass, then use the bidet.
ios>>108861140>gays are a lot cleanermonkey pox
>>108861425sorry for your condition
>>108856021>he stinks up the stall at the office until he flushes
>>108855995You can't flush wet wipes, they don't disintegrate in waterIt's kind of their whole thing that they don't fall apart when they are wet
>>108861368if you got splattered with shit all over your face, would you reach for a towel, or get in the shower?
>>108855995>touching his anus with wet thingsnext step is making the wet thing turgid
>>108861716I would wipe my face with wet wipes
>>108861154>no they don't clog anything because they're made for thatIt can't be bad for you if they sell it on the supermarket!
>>108861768That's probably the most disgusting thing I've read in weeks
There's a reason why TP disintegrates when it gets wet.
>>108861176lord almighty there is fucking nothing good about german language, german culture or german peopleugly ass language, ugly ass people, cars not even good anymore
>>108859642New England has wood framed houses too, but we rarely get batshit weather like tornadoes, hurricanes, or wildfires that make wood a shitty idea.
>>108855886>cleaning your ass is gay
>>108861146At home I pee in the bed.
>>108861368I don't see what's complicated about this. I wipe my ass with paper, then I wash it properly in the bathroom. I also just wipe the water with a towel. I don't think bidets are supposed to be a substitute for toilet paper.
>>108855905In Soviet Europe, toilet blast YOU with piss!
>>108862625It's because wood is plentiful here.And earthquakes
>>108856163>take shower in morning>go to bed without shitting>can't fall asleep because need to shit
>>108861154>no they don't clog anything because they're made for thatI am a civil engineer, and they DO clog pipes. My wastewater-engineering professor in college went on a rant about how "flushable" wipes actually are not flushable.
>>108855886Has anyone just dipped their toilet paper in the toilet before wiping their butt?
>>108855886Why do Americans eat ass all the time when they don't wash it after pooping? Seems pretty gross.>>108856163Could not find one to save my life when I visited around 5 years ago. And given everything else I saw you guys pretty much did freeze in time in many areas lol. Soon you'll probably end up like Japan. A bunch of old boomers mandating the use of generations old tech.
I am entirely convinced Big Toilet Paper is in league in Big Wet Wipe in spreading anti-bidet propaganda (targeted at amerilards, of course) on the Internet. There is no other justification for every bidet thread turning into wet wipe retardation.
>>108863156only retards would suggest that water along is enough to clean your ass
>>108856163>Just take your shits before your daily showers.????Just shit when you need to shit.Why would you need to shower afterwards?
