Reminder that smartglasses are coming and there's nothing you can do about it. Filming in public is legal too and so is conceal carrying.
I'll never buy anything related to facebook no matter how much you shill it here
>>108856468if you wear smart glasses in public, i just assume that you're a rapist, perv and pedophile.
how much of a goy do you have to be to wear this shit on your head
>>108856468We can laugh at your expensive flop just we laughed at the others
>>108856468It will be a complete failure just like VR. It's pathetic how much potential tech like this has, and they never capitalise on it. I mean, could you imagine full 3D physics simulators in VR? You could do anything, learn any skill, become a plumber one day and a neurosurgeon the next. You could position this technology to actually advance people and civilisation instead of just pointless consumerism for the sake of buying a new product. Augmented reality scenarios would be even better, fused with AI like Apple intelligence. Imagine trying to run a diagnostics on machinery and having a detailed overlay of all the labelled parts, instructions, and guides to repair them. Instead, it will be another device to watch jewtube and porn on. It will be interesting for maybe two weeks and will fall off like VR.
People will hate because they're being contrarian and OP is a faggot but it's about fucking time. We were promised this in the early 2010s. I just hope it comes after the AI bubble pops so I don't have Copilot Clippy or Gemini nagging me.
why would I want a wireless Bluetooth and or mobile device on my skull at all time?
>>108856583>You could position this technology to actually advance people and civilisation instead of just pointless consumerismYou can go ahead and make your own 3D physics simulator. You can run it on existing PCs and headsets, nothing is stopping you. Why do you think it's the hardware manufacturers who have to provide this software?
>>108856580Wtf I love india now
>>108856639Because I'm lazy which is why I buy their products in the first place
>>108856468I just won't buy them and report prople looking at me while wearing them to local authorities since HERE IM GERMANY YOU CAN'T JUST FILM RANDOM PEOPLE AT WILLHahahahahahaha !!!!!1111111get reckt suckers !!!!!
>>108856468i really want an os one to fix my inability to deal with faces and my monkey limit.
my nigger in christ we can tell when you wear them because of that light which defeats the fucking purpose
>>108856468Means time to DIY your own.Make do with what you have and you have plenty. Every single chink you will find on the web will be down to stealing Meta trade secrets and selling you their proprietary parts as off the shelf chink junk it is.If you control it, you know what it's recording and where is it sending the data. But don't FOMO, do it only if it makes sense.By the way, what is the usecase of having le spy glasses on all the time? I can only imagine it as a lifestreaming thing. But also I would only store that stuff on my personal server. It would be kinda cool, you'd never forget what you've been doing on day X, how much time you spent, who you met and what you talked about etc. And Zuck would have no idea about any of this, if you have your own tech, instead of relying on him.This tech is old btw. Like many decades old at least. They only got enough compute to process stream of this kind of data from many people en masse. That's why it is hyped up lately.
They’d be cool if you could film your entire day in one take.They’d be the ultimate defense for legal cases, if the cops accuse you of something you didn’t, you have your entire day filmed like a dash cam on a car.Or for streaming in first person mode.But afaik they only work for 2 min clips max
>>108856468They are not coming and they will not be legal, sorry.
>>108856468>Filming in public is legal too and so is conceal carrying>in publicOkay, so I put a sign on the entrance to my private property saying, "no filming, no firearms, trespassers will be prosecuted."Pretty much every business is gonna do this, after the wave of Karens posting "takedowns" starts.
pedo glasses
>>108856468I can't wait. I was looking at some that are sold now, and they are all very limited. I hope this tech improves fast.
>>108856468Wake me up when they can do xray vision.
>>108856468They came out years ago, you fucking corporate whore, nobody gave a shit. Keep crying about it, you goddamn parasite.
>wear cuck glasses>sign into your google account because otherwise glasses cant be used>sign into apple ID because it asked to and normalfags do not question such requests>go into public>see niggers>nigger says "nigger">mic picks this up>google account locked, apple account deleted without warning>niggers rip glasses off normalfags head and break them>immune to legal punishment>normalfag asks support why accounts are gone>waits 8 days for a reply>good morning saar you said a harmful word>case closed>customer's face when>mfw>yfw
>>108856468>are comingGoogle smart glasses already existed for over half a decade
>>108856468>Filming in public is legal too and so is conceal carrying.And so is carrying a strong source of infrared light while you're in the middle of crossing the road.
>>108858930Your smart phone could do that but doesn't. So why would these? You're just a scared old man
>>108856468I will never inter the Facebook ecosystem and there's nothing you can do about it as well.I also recommend to stir clear from me with that thing, I do not take well being filmed without my consent; Prepare to be sued.Have a nice day!
>>108856468reminder that there's literally no legitimate use case for these that needs to be filled
>>1088569023 minutes clips max and they run out of battery within 15 minutes if you chain record
>>108859194legal defense if you are assaulted or got into a car accident
>>108859828Reread the post that you just responded to.
>>108856817In Germany you can get thrown in jail for insulting politicians.You've got bigger problems than some noodly armed faggot secretly filming in public.
>>108859828Video evidence is going to get less effective as AI manipulation continues to improve.
>>108856468>and so is conceal carryingYeah, think your FagGlasses are gonna save you from catching a 9mm from the nigger you're filming?
>are comingBut google glass launched in 2014
>>108856583>learn any skillPeople are tired of learning skills only for them to take your job.
>>108856468>there's nothing you can do about it.I will use open source VR glasses to coom in public and to hide my face
>>108856583>you could do anything, learn any skill, become a plumber one day and a neurosurgeon the next.already exists, people rather consume goonslop/erp/rp/entertain/social so the training simulators never take off or improve
imagine your stupid company failing so hard you have to resort to shilling on /g/. LOL
>>108858964>hate speech https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2802168?hl=en-GB
I personally can't wait
>>108859937yeah bro
>>108860106Sounds like a skill issue.
>>108856559I am, but it sounds bad when you put it so bluntly
>>108860744I still wonder how despite being god damn shit even if you never had any expectations for it like me and yet the original WatchDogs still is by far the best one of them all.
>>108860018In 2014 you were beaten up if you wore themIn 2026 you are the coolest shit ever if you wear them
>>108858897Real or AI based?
There needs to be some kind of law that forbids uploading videos to public internet if the subject doesn't agree or something. I don't want to be harassed by twitch "pranksters"
>>108856468Further proof that Facebook is a psyopped, mass deployed version of Lifelog.
>>108856468>Filming in public is legal too and so is conceal carrying.who cares about the cameras? normies already film literally anything mildly interesting with their phones, ontop of that youve got companies and the government filming you with security cameras
I just don't understand why they just HAVE to have cameras. All I want is a screen for my face that other people can't see.
>>108856468Does it have a built-in camera, so I'm not walking around with my phone out?
I remember going to a beach in Europe and there were topless 13-14 year old girls playing in the surf to think I could have just legally filmed that and they're be no consequences because it's a public beach
>>108856468any of you niggers can make a qr code and a website to brick them ? ill do the logo
>>108862045>Europe is a country
Will be good for creepshots. Other than that it's pointless
>>108856468finally something for my cybepunk /fa/
>>108861720How the fuck would they do hand tracking otherwise retard
>>108862045You'd have to be facing them straight on though
>>108862045*Germany, be honest now
>>108861632Id assume theres already one, but given the amount of "its just a prank bros" there are out there good luck enforcing it, oh you liked eric andre and Jackass, now heres 3 million clones making youtube shit a day
>>108862111isn't that the selling point?
>>108862321you can tell thats a dude just by the shadow and shoulder width aloneawww hell nawwww
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>>108856468I already have these and use Linux with them.The garbage Facebook came up with can't even remotely compete.
>>108856468How fast until people stop buying them because of other people recording kids changing or something? People are gonna find a way to remove the meta branding and light that turns on when the camera is on. Meta should make the glasses brick if the camera or light is messed with in any way.
>>108856468you vill get ze headacheand you vill like it
>>108862510xreal project aura is about to be even better. It has a cellphone processor built into the frame, allowing you to have 4 hours of untethered fun. As the technology improves, I think there will be a point where no one even uses a TV.
>>108862522just identify as trans, then grooming children will be your civil right. those drag queens who posed nude with little kids and made them do stripteases never got in trouble yet. desmond is amazing, lactacia, et al
>>108862192>How the fuck would they do hand trackingIt's called gyro. The camera is mainly an excuse to collect blackmail. Not even kidding, Zuckerberg watches people fuck and piss while they wear his glasses. Who the hell knows what these gook companies are doing. Gooks probably save your piss videos to the goon folder.https://www.svd.se/a/K8nrV4/metas-ai-smart-glasses-and-data-privacy-concerns-workers-say-we-see-everything
>>108862045they cover up now to save themselfes for indian men.
>>108856468>there's nothing you can do about it.*punches you in the face, proceeds to kick your glasses into your eyes, blinding you*Whatever you say, nerd.
>>108860018/thread
>>108860744>Canadian gets shotGets me every time
>>108863581That sounds fucking miserable actually. The whole reason I like these is because I don't have to deal with shitty corporate software.
>>108862192meta has that neural wristband thing that seems really cool
>>108856468>smartglasses are coming>filming in public is legal>so is conceal carryingshould be fun. especially if they have HUDs or whatever lmao. i mean it's inevitable really.
