Starts in an hour (10 AM PT). This is the event where Google makes all their biggest announcements every year. Expect a shitton of new AI/Gemini stuff. Maybe some Hardware (AR/XR/Wearables), Chrome, Android, Flutter, Firebase stuff too.https://youtu.be/wYSncx9zLIU
And here are the stars of today's show.
>>108858697It's over for anthrokike and closed AI
>>108858722>It's over for anthrokikeNot so fast...
focks armpits
>>108858732This guy has turned into a grifter long ago. He's literally nothing but a paid shill.
>>108858697i would not watch this under any circumstances. google and apple fanboys need a final solution.
>>108858705>starswho the fuck is this?
>>108858705would
>>108858697Let me guess, they'll announce new AI things. With new Generative AI models. With new Generative AI platforms. With new generative AI mobile phones. With Gmail AI. With AI. AI AI AI AIAIAIAIAIAI
>>108858814Don't forget the Geminibook they announced some days ago without giving many details.
>>108858840
>>108858697No one cares about Google.
i care about google
Google has quantum AGI already
can they start already, goddammit
it starts in 1 hour doesn't it? 10 am pt = 1 pm my time (east time)
I hope that schizo musician warms up for them this year too, pretty based
>>108858881supposedly it start 20 min ago but nothing yet,, just autistic friendly music
anyone playing the scaler?
>>108858892The actual show starts in about an hour
>>108858920well I am going to smoke me some weeds
I cant use Antigravity because they have their servers running some jellyfish.... ok Google!
>>108858919Yeah, it was shit.
hello milady
>>108858970lmao what the fuck?
>>108858697>AI slop browser gameLMAO
>>108858697more ai, new gemini that won't run locally if you don't have this year's phone, and all that. also, i just got the new gemini app and they blew up all the ui elements and moved the model selection to try to hide it. new version is shit.
unf
I can tell their enthusiasm is genuine
what even is the point of this
wtf is this shit. i don't have time to watch some twitch whore play subway surfers. do the keynote or whatever and stop wasting my time. i guess i'll watch it later.
>>108858982yeah man, what were they thinking? starting a google keynote with a fucking ai slop mobile game
>tune in to find a female streamer playing a mobile slop gameOh yeah, it's AI time.
>>108858697Lmao who the fuck cares about Google?
what a shit show, time a for a cigarette break
>>108859023I would like to know what cool dystopian shit they're cooking up and how much it will cost to subscribe
are they gonna talk about their retarded app store shit? probably not
>2 to 5 seconds of (bad) gameplay loopnice!
>>108859014It's just a shitty flutter/AI demo.
now I know why they disabled the chat
Are we sure these people are even real? What if Sundar Pajeet walks out and says "The generic garbage stream you just watched was entirely AI generated"?
Is this music some goddamn Blue Archive track? 100% it was trained on it
what are they even going to present now? I thought they presented the android stuff last week
BRO THEY'RE STILL FUCKING PLAYING IT
imagine getting trampled by her by not hitting 100 that would be so weird haha
>>108859111Supposed to be their AI shit. Gemeni and such. Then this evening is the developer keynote I believe.
gayass gaymeso this is the power of AI
Veo 4 reveal today?
bros... I cannot have lovey dovey moments with my fox femboy bf anymore in gemini... why did they do this... i'm only watching to regain some hope...
great show, 1 hour of nothing so far
>>108858697is it possible that they fuck up their ai sloppa harness even more when changing it?I don't think so, but I'm ready to be surprised. As of right now gemini generates an answer and then it just fucking vanishes at the end. I guess you can't expect a small indie company to fix such issues in less than a week.
>>108859203he's there waiting for you
>>108859207preshow garbage10am pst is in 3 minutes
>>108859203whoops, just saw this and noticed I may have seemed like a fucking furry, dw, he is kemonomimi, no disgusting fur shit fr. My degeneracy isn't mixed with autism. >>108859218ikr, that's why im waiting
you now remember gemini cli
>We're ruining Android in just a few months>please watch this and get excited for our future!
>>108859184i never tested it yet but people on x.com say it is shit already. no meaningful difference from Veo 3.it won't do NSFW anyway, it will be censored as hell. remember, image/video gen has no use case besides porn.
anything about API improvements? or the same Huertex?
it's extremely amusing how you're supposed to pay $40k/year for uni while ai sloppa solves knowledge work and they're also advertising said ai sloppa as the means thru which the teachers actually teachso you pay $40k/yr to actually be taught by a $20/mo llm so that after you graduate you can end up unemployablewhat i'm trying to say is: based, fuck gen a
Wouldn't be surprised if there was some luddite terrorist attack at this event. Google is too carefree about these things.
Why is he so low energy?
first time hearing that jeet speakhe actually has an accent lmao
based sundar calling out the frauds at meta
>>108859274not in europe
>>108859274>go to uni to fill your head with the knowledge from books, memorize that shit!meanwhile ai gets trained on the same books, making it all a waste of time
>>108859295same here and yes, 100% accent loljeetmaxxing
gemini is the slowest model out there
DEVELOPERS *Stomp* DEVELOPERS *Stomp* DEVELOPERS*Stomp* DEVELOPERS*Stomp* DEVELOPERS*Stomp* DEVELOPERS *Stomp*
true enough, an agrarian society like EU isn't really threatened by shifts in white collar employment, or really anything more complicated than shoveling cow shit and planting potatoes
>900m active usersthey're just counting everyone who gets an ai summary in a search.
i wonder, do we get savant jeets like a granblue gacha? You'll get a billion shit pulls, but then one will be a savant as escalate the tech ladder? iirc the best scientists in the US are 90% half chinese and 10% indians (yes, no whites)
>>108858970why did her face suddenly get so Asian?
are they showing any local models?
>>108859317
Ask Youtube
ASSMAPS
>>108859323ngl I disliked that feature at first but it grew on me
hello youtube how do i shoot web
DOGSLIFE
>>108859341You just know the cokebinge beforehand was crazy
Remember the project astra/mariner/whatever bullshit from last year that ended up never coming out?
>>108859237>remember, image/video gen has no use case besides porn.Why do you assume so? What about people who want to make movies but can't afford the millions it would usually traditionally cost to produce them?
my software engineering high school career day talk:AI ruined it, run away
There are a lot of CCP operatives in the audience.
I'm all for helping you make the structure of the speech, but talking about your feelings? Your humanity? Letting that be this plastic? Naw dog, that makes this disgusting ngl
the whole world economy is based on matrix multiplication. incredible.
gibs me dat new modeli abuse gemini pro for free by a student program (im not even a student hue, fuck google)
>>108859388Modern techbros aren't really human
>>108858697these cunts need to reverse their fucking stupid android lockdown update or they aren't going to have a userbase come december.>announce android desktop environment>decide to stop users being able to make their own software for it, despite android being largely maintained and held together by strong free projects and a new OS being a hard sell in generalTotally retarded
just tell me what to expect
skynet
>>108859308>>108859274You should just leave /g/ if you are unable to understand what a markov's chain is and what is lossy compression. That's your AI models, yes. You clearly fail to understand that it does not learn anything. It containes compressed data.You can learn. But you clearly did not even try.
>make a slop AI game that i don't even have to playoutsourcing EVERYTHING to AI
Tensor is still dogshit
good morning saars
haha, gemini is so cute. look at the little chips. they have emotions just like humans
this show is ass, Sunjeep Google makes me asleep with his energy as a speaker
>>108859417I only recently understood why the demos are so lame
>>108859420pixel still has the most pleasant user experience
Alright, this is just way too gay for me. I'll read the highlights later, I'm out.
was that generated with veo 4?if so very impressive
Was that animation made in Veo?
>>108858697>AI>AI>AGI>AIcalling it now
DEMIS THE MAN IS OUT.
Two more years...
AGI IS HERE
kek, time to fool the investors. here is for another hundred billions to be burned in the pile!
Pee goes in, poo comes out.
can it create Motoko Kusanagi IRL size in front of me?
I don't understand why they have to lie about the models 'understanding' anything. that's simply not true.
Can you use it for porn though?
>Demis Hassabis>Hassabis was born to Costas and Angela Hassapis.His father is a Greek CypriotAnother Hellenic excellence
>
Not a single person in the public is genuinely interested in any of the slop announced.
yeah they spam the AI shit but this finally took them above Apple and Microsoft in terms of market cap. They would be retarded to not ride this wave as long as possible
>>108859483because that's the whole basis for fooling rich boomers
i don't make a lot of veo videos, but i've never gotten one i was happy with.
Veo 4 is officially renamed to Omni.And it seems it is a "Word Model" now
These fucking model names...
did they not see openai sora flop and shutdown?
>>108859507**"World Model"
you just know after world models we'll get universe models or whatever.
>>108859483gotta keep expanding the bubble
>>108859517this is google we're talking aboutthey make products exclusively to shut them downit's their business model
>>108859517Sora flopped because OpenAI doesn't control their own hardware.
hurray, they're going to watermark everything i make so they can track it. i want this!
"I don't eat hamburgers"kek
>accent so thick autosubtitles can't do shitbased
"Art is my hobby BUT I HAVE TO MAKE MONEY ON IT" redditoids on suicide watch with gemini omni
>>108859540Note all the women in the audience nodding "Yes!".
>>108859517sora didn't shutdown due to lack of demand. they simply don't have the infra to support it at scale
>>108859540watermarked and tagged so they know exactly what google account generated the content
>>108859493what do you mean? look how excited everybody there is
>GDPvallmfao sure man
>synthID so they can know it was me that generated feet pics of celebs>>108859544I can understand him fine.
>please clap
ah yes, antigravity.... everyone who tried that has opinions.
So how will Omni compare to Seedance 2.0?
>>108859557
CLIs are kinda shit compared to desktop apps for agentic coding
linux from scratch sisters.......
>>108859588inferior
2.6B tokens sounds low for an OS
you've put that code on github, right?
how can you be such a square
>>108859525Their business model is shilling, everything else is just a disposable tool.They will shut down Anrdoid soon btw.
you're not in a custom os. that's macos.
does google operate in siloes teams like apple? these employees seem horribly underwhelmed by the final products
>please clap (again)
>spending billions on doom operating os when you could just pirate the game for free???
they say all that but their services are still severly lacking, its not very believable to be honest. Just like when Anthropic bought bun, if Mythos is so good, why arent they building their own?
>>108859545then it stops being a hobby and becomes a job
>>108859641They are. They just rewrote bun in rust using AI.
>3.5 pro next monthwrap it up
>>108858957hahahahaa
>>108859635is that a pajeet doom guy?
GOOGLE INVENTED CLOSING LAPTOPS
lol sundar throwing shade at SV techbros
>>108859651it's just code translation and the generated code is garbage
if 3.5 flash is around gpt 5.5 level just how strong is 3.5 pro going to be?
these models still can't infer the correct skills.md file to use. imagine still having to use slash commands
>>108859557yeah same
are they going to watermark all these spark emails so i can delete them?
>>108859681it isn't going to be gpt 5.5 level, at least not for coding. and gpt 5.5 isn't good at anything that isn't coding anyway. 3 flash itself is more flexible in more things
just got here, anything interesting?
>>108859693
>>1088596811x 3,5 PRO prompt = 2000% weekly limitInsane, much value for shareholders
>>108859694AI AI AI AI AGI AI AI AGI AI AI AI AI
>>108859694no. this could've very well been the i/o from last year
>>108859701we still haven't learned our lessons from company released benchmarks?
i'll certainly keep spark in mind next time i'm planning a block party
>>108859694they announced a world model called Omni. might be interesting because it is the only world model we have rn. at least the only one from a huge company like Google.
>lenovo laptopsLenovobros, we won
If I were a recruiter, my sole criterion for hiring someone is how fast they can talk. Literally nothing else matters. It's the biggest bottleneck.
>>108859701>flash better than old pro modeldoubt
Those cheers have to be soundboarded. Theres no way these people actually cheered for tier payments. Absolute goys
>>108859736the other 2 laptops were macbooks
SAAR
>>108859723These companies always seem to come up with examples that are alien to most poeple.
>>108859742kek
>>108859741that's always been the case with gemini though. and flash lite is better than the previous flash model
how tf is search a moonshot? that's their whole goddamn company
>>108859742it's like in comedy shows where a sign lights up to clap now
>videos are shit>small incremental increase geminiWell that was a bust.
Yo, Gemini Spark. I'm planning a big gang bang for me and my wife's anniversary. Search for the biggest local BBC bvlls and send them an invitation.
do these tech nerds they are aiming for ever join an actual party in the flesh with people?hell, how many in real life even live that kind of social life?
>>108859741it's barely cheaper than 3.1 pro, it would be doa if it wasn't
>>108859760gemini refuses and disapproves of your lifestyle.
>>108859760Kek.
>>108859760
>>108859708>>108859711meh>>108859724checking the demo now, seems kind of neat actually
Cool now the search function is completely fucked and it's not optional anymore
wow, it's literally autocomplete
>>108859760acktually this kinda owns desu i believe nowlet's train it to autopost in blacktowhite.net forums
Is it the HR-speak or is there entire speech AI-genned it sounds so strange
>>108858697sick and tired of this AI retardation, none of the things they showed yet bring any value to our lives, what a waste of fucking ressources...ted was right, fuck "technology"
>>108859782yep, was thinking the same
AGENTS! AGENTS! AGENTS!
>>108859782From the instant they put gemini in my car I had a worse experience, somehow it fails to understand where to navigate to even harder than before and it always answers like a 12 years old annoying kid
gemini go to 4chan and samefag my posts on /g/
>>108859791They will reveal atthe end that the entire stream was AI generated.
>>108859782(You) should've moved to DDG years ago
>/biz/ in shambles
>>108859811wouldn't this kind of thing be somehow catastrophic? The homogenization of it all? What kind of impact will this have if EVERYONE is at the edge of anything valuable or insightful?
sigh...
Google Omni is available right now to try on Google's platform. anybody tried it saars? reddit says it is shit.https://labs.google/fx/tools/flow
>>108859818what a cute girl
AI AGENTIC AI AGI AGENTIC AGI AI AI AGENTIC AI AGI AGENTIC AGI AI AI AGENTIC AI AGI AGENTIC AGI AI AI AGENTIC AI AGI AGENTIC AGI AI AI AGENTIC AI AGI AGENTIC AGI AI AI AGENTIC AI AGI AGENTIC AGI AI AI AGENTIC AI AGI AGENTIC AGI AI AI AGENTIC AI AGI AGENTIC AGI AI AI AGENTIC AI AGI AGENTIC AGI AI
>>108859818>Google were the real communists in the endsasuga...
Anyone saw that jeet on his phone in the crowd? KEK, They literally have no manners
incremental improvements at best. its truly over for AGI bros. yann lecun is the only nigga that can save them now
so i can code a custom os to run doom from search?
@google, find me a cute asian wife.
question for you guys:when do you use gemini over gemini sparkor do you use google search agents over gemini sparkor do you use spark over antigravity?antigravity over spark?search over antigravity?docs live or gemini spark voice mode?or when do you use gemini "omni" in all this? its omni so it must be everything at once right?then theres android halo to manage your agents...? but spark is already an agent manager...? and search is..?
>>108859846There are multiple people on their phones or falling asleep and I don't blame them. This conference is a nothingcurry borefest.
>>108859857just use AI studio
remember when google was just a search engine
>>108859867I misspoke, i meant he was on his phone talking to someone, but yes you're right. Snoozefest so far
they should be demoing all of this on googlebooks or at least chromeos.
WHY would you EVER let a fucking machine "maxxxmyfreetime" holy FUCKthese people have NO SOUL, you didn't raise your fucking children or truly loved your family, you let a megacorp do it!
will they ever get tired of ai travels plans demos?
they seem to be paywalling a lot of this. how long until they give it away because no one uses it?
>>108859875probably saving it for laterwould be pretty weird if they don't show it
>>108859852
>>108859896completely unshaven
>agents agents agents agents agents agents agents
>>108859878thats what im saying, a large point of complex date arrangements is that your partner put their heart and soul into planning it. californian people are just npc bugs that go on dates to check off a boxthen you have>gemini please find me something to buy to make me happy
get this pajeeta away from my scren
yeah, i'm sure UCP is going to replace the web. everyone i know only shops on google shopping.
She produces an uncomfortable amount of mouth sounds from just normal talking holy shit
>>108859899>erm Im gonna have to access your drive and email
ohnononono
some pajeetas are hot, but then I imagine the risk of forever tainting my bloodline, the screams of agony of my ancestor from beyond time, crying over the fact of even a slim chance of dirtying our genes with jeet cellskills my boner every single time bros...
dis bih need to clicking her mouf
I don't understand what she's saying, couldn't they put an english speaking person on the stage=?
no one wants to shop this way. no one wants agentic shopping. amazon tried shit like this pre-ai. remember talking to your alexa device to order shit? everyone refused to use that. they want to look at what they buy before they buy.
>>108859925Ask Gemini to do a live transtation.
>>108859925burgers can't understand their own language when someone has a slight accentlmao
>>108859920
>>108859920CP on google? What's this, the early 2000s?
>>108859915>>108859924I can't not notice it now fuck
>>108859946
I just scrubbed through the whole thing. So it was all AI huh? I wanna go inna woods man...
how big is the jeet infestion in google? How many have been there so far? 3? 4? 5?
>google, buy me all the parts for a gaymic pc that can run saros and show me a video on how to put it together!spawning 292938479827 subagents
>>108859946>googlebook feature
the synthid thing is good they make it sound like its something to do with transparency or whatever for marketing and to get the anti ai tards baseding out. but its basically a requirement to not have datasets turn to slop
this licensed songs are killing me,bro,arent they trying to get on AI music generators?
>use 3.5 for some debugging>already hallucinates at the first trynah this is a pass from me
>>108859969how is someone too retarded to understand different socket types even going to be able to put it together or use itat some point the ai cant hold your hand and everythings going to collapse
>>108859987post screenshot
this blond guy really likes to smile
Valkyrae was the only good thing about the stream.
>>108858705I don't know who any of these people are, but what I see is (left to right, top to bottom)>basedscandi>indian>some sort of afghan>jew>a german roastie>indian roastie>chinese roastie>latina mystery meat>latino mystery meatthe total charisma in this photo caps at 0I will not watch your show
>flash got a 3x price increaseuh oh, ai xisters…
>>108860006>paying for softwareare you retarded or something?
>Gemini 3.1 flash-lite>Gemini 3 flash>Gemini 3.1 ProImagine a boomer seeing this
i hate all the gemini voices. where's the cute female voice?
>>108860019>Gemini fleshlight
KEK how the FUCK did jeetspeak got second priority? Before spanish, chinese, japanese, even french, HOLY SHIT
But when is omni going to be half as good at making anime shit as sora?
That was lowkey dogshit O_O
>>108860050india super power, I'm surprised it was not the first
>>108860050>Open Gemini>"Good morning saar!"
>>108860050they know their audience
>Can't even make a model as good as Seedance
That brazilian carioca voice made my dick jump
>>108860050It’s needed to outsource better
>>108860070My own personal bunda
you know, can't help but wonder, why do google let india use so much AI power when the country... have literally no way of affording any kind of plan to make revenue for them? How isn't this a massive blackhole of burned money and datacenters? These people have no education as well, zero chance of any of their searches to be valuable in top of all.
>>108860070sounded like a legit carioca, impossible to tell it's ai
>>108860081brazilian saori...
>>108860093can confirm>t. carioca
APPLE BROS WE WINNING AGAIN
>>108860093the scouse one was very accurate also
state of the art video https://x.com/i/status/2056802062978187722
>>108860119Googleheads, we lost... to fucking Apple. How?
>>108860128KEEEK WHAT IS THAAT
cute hag
>Google Pics What a great name!
>>108860128
>>108860119>apple leaves the AI market>every AI company uses apple hardware as the industry standard>all AI apps launch on MacOS first>Mac Minis are selling like hotcakesTim actually cooked
>>108860128Oh no no no
wait, you can make apps and websites using AI?
>>108860157seems like unified memory bros won again.
>>108860157that's because only retards use windows
this is the lowest energy, dogshit presentation I've ever seen. At least the Apple ones are funny when they have Craig parkouring through the giant anus building.wtf is this slop?
>>108860183Nerds are not good at presentations
>>108860180hate to say it, but imo Windows > fagOS. Both suck though, for different, and hard to compare, reasons.
>waiting for audience to clapYIKES
>that pause
>>108858697for all his faults I didn't realise how much aura steve jobs had, meanwhile these niggas are waiting for claps way too long or interrupted
>>108860195Windows these days is literally unusable.
>>108860128from the live i could tell how shit it is, seedance 2 is a miracle.that's why is taking so long to release the new Veo, they don't know how to improve it
>>108860183what do you expect from jeets?
every single person there is a multi-millionaire. hard to believe
>>108860128I'm glad Toriyama is dead and can't suffer anymore.
>>108860216Tech bloggers are all multi millionaires now?
this crowd doenst give a fuck about ai videos KEK
I can fucking picture the bollywood shit jeets will be making already
>>108860223they are employees
all these fucking pauses lmaotake the hint lady, nobody cares
If i was the next speaker i'd just walk out on stage and blow my shit smoove off in front of the crowd and hopefully that would be the highlight of the night for the crowd
awesome! fake music
glasses lfg
"hand drawn animations" ??????
what's the point of having an audio input to musicgen if it immediately drops what you input and just generates a song in its place
Google XSaaar
>android xSAAR
bros im hyped for googlel glass 2
I hecking LOVE ARhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbRwntX73RQ
>>108860200He was a retard. He had a curable form of cancer, but he refused to get treatment.
Hideo Kojima
>>108860264extremely based. stay pure and natural until you die, nature runs its course.youre a weak bug and wouldnt understand
impossibru
>>108860216Inflation has made the concept of millionaires pointless. Billionaires are the new millionaires.
>AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?!?!?no.
these glasses are great. we get kino IRL content now
100% the PR drones pushed for the name "intelligent eyewear" to distance these from the bad press around "smart glasses"
>>108860264he was but he put all his stats in speech giving, I get cancer watching these guys fumble
PIPING
I'd pipe her.
>>108860264you cannot only pick and choose the good parts of his eccentricities.
Wanna add a stop to pick up your $10 coffee pre-charged to your Google Wallet? It's not optional.
the Gemini TTS is not nearly as bad as Amazon's Alexa at least.
>>108860264he knew that he jumpstarted the collapse of modern society, he intentionally died
Charli xcx jumpscare
Gemini is allowed to scrape third-party apps, but (You) are not.
i would have the sex with nishtha
>exposed toesWhat a hoe
>>108860321kek it will probably do shit like tell you to look up at a billboard as you walk past
>family group chatGOOD MORNING SIR
>those affirmationsholy based and Krazam pilled.
>>108860340>wypipo don't have family group chat
what kind of game is nishta? Is this jeetspeak?
GEMINI AI SLOP THE SLAVES NOW
>>108860328im sure it will be some api in the next version of android or even the current one although id imagine that once it gets used frequently apps will be full of anti bot shit like websites currently are
>>108860347correct.
Gonna watch some Lynch movies on my AI watch.
>>108860351kek'd
>>108860300whats the bad press with smart glasses?
this is all fucking trash. technology sucks now
of course
Time for a land acknowledgement about le responsibility and cybers
NEW (Sorry for the typo)>>108860379>>108860379>>108860379
>>108860387[CLAP NOW]
>>108860365>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0AI Lynch screams at you while hearing audio described Twin peaks on your Gemini Glasses TM
Nishta looks built for BWC
>>108860383holy shit.
notice how there are no improvements in context windows
>>108860392Nigga, we're one page 4 and this thread isn't dying for at least the next two hours.
CLAP MONKEYS! WAVE YOUR HANDS MONKEYS!JFC
>catastrophic life-threatening damageOh you didn't mean Gemini?
>>108860392>oogleCLEAN IT UP JANNY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT IT
what will anti-AI luddites say when AI cures cancer?
>>108860448some retarded shit like this >>108860284
>>108860207Something flashy at least.
guys how do I open a folder now
>>108860545What's a folder?
I'll be back for the Android slop later on today.
>>108860128>FlashWell, Seedance 2 Fast isn't much better.
>>108860383You should look up what else from that specific cultural zeitgeist is just a Sanskrit ethnonym
orange reddit is blowing up about google search being changed forever and the death of the internet o algo
>>108861053well, they are right.
>>108860221it makes osamu tezuka looks proud
It's pure coincidence that right after this announcement they recently severely limited Gemini.
>>108858705DeadEyeGang
