STOP WITH THE LINKEDIN OPS

>>108865484
>avg jeet in hr

>>108865502
b-but AI can't do fingers???

>>108865504
You could make absolute bank for "good" AI porn on patreon

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>>108865211
How much college debt does everyone have? Me it's currently at Zero but i have some money earmarked for a potential Masters if required.

>>108865484
Izzatmaxxing - reschedule the call to show them your time is more important than theirs. Dalit seething

>>108865507
we are in a recession retard
credit card delinquencies are at an all time high

>>108865572
Better stock up cash and pay off any debts. CC debt should be used in an emergency for food/utilities/gas/car repairs but people still buy dumb shit.

OP pic is the quintessential zoomer

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I only feel alive under extreme stress and uncertainty. I need to feel the weight of the world.
bring me WAR

>>108865504
>not remote
That's the part that always makes me kek

>>108865513
0
t. BS/MS

>>108865484
Funny how it were a White dude, /twg/ chud baboons would be spamming 'So heckin Based' rn.

>>108865693
You will never be white :3

>>108865693
Something similar happened to me. Four recruiters from the same company viewed my profile on the same day, so I reached out to one of them asking about openings. Turns out she had just shared my profile internally as a reference basically telling her team "find someone like this person, but not this person."

>>108865572
We are not in recession though sir? GDP & Stock Market is still going up?

>>108865812
Recession means i can no longer afford my Pokemon cards and daily doordash orders($50 but still cheaper than cooking)

>hey claude (opus 4.7 btw) please make a VBA macro for word that replaces like 1000 placeholders with a number, saves the doc as a pdf, and moves onto the next number in the range
>45 minutes later
>out of tokens on pro plan
>shit still doesn't work, even remotely
so glad this is holding the economy up
if I knew vba I could've done this in 20 minutes instead of sitting on my phone

>>108865973
SO comfy though
>hey slave work for me while I have a wank
>ah sorry boss looks like it still doesn't work :)

>>108865973
All of this equipment will be recycled in 3 years. If someone can recycle it into drones like the Russians/Ukrainians have for old phones then you would be making bank. Although recycling for precious metals might be the better value.

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How's working cross functionally with other teams in your company? It was better in my previous company but my current company sucks so much ass. I have to explain things multiple times, everyone's always in a rush, and they're so quick to close tickets by repeating the question back and it's starting to tick me off.
>Have an issue because someone's profile is duplicated in the system
>Raise a ticket because it impacts their login on our system.
>Ticket Closed: User account was duplicated
Before you ask, YES. YES THEY ARE. FUCK.

What's it like working for an msp

I don't have a job but just like I'm taking your tax money, I'll take one of your posts

Keep abusing proponolol so I come across as a stoic genius, instead of an autistic genius, but it makes me so sleepy.

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>>108862371
Fuck you retard. Industrial programming like SCADA shit is gatekept by retarded boomers and filled with jeets. It's miserable, tedious, boring, and you have to deal with old pieces of shit all day. They expect you to have a masters and 10 yoe to work with a glorified unity engine for $90k a year.
And the field is filled with jeets.

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>>108866144
Decent pay but your contract is always on the knives edge at the end of the year even if its scheduled for 5 years you can lose your job with one bad manager by the end of it. However if the contract gets bought out you might get lucky to move over and get an option to request for better pay. That happened to me so i ended up getting double my current income. Also certs/degrees are more of a hard requirement more so than actual job experience so you need to be on that hamster wheel forever. A shitty overbearing boss is noting you haven't heard of but with metrics they are armed with all of the tools/paperwork to fire you.

>>108866186
why do this instead of normal?

>>108866026
It sucks at my company. Only a few competent people. Upper management ass. Finally landed my first AI slop contract (stay mad retards) for $6k. Hoping to quit once my startup takes off or I have more contract work lined up. >>108866144
My buddy works for one as a lead tech and he’s working 50-60 hour weeks, but makes good money and has a lot of exposure to stuff. I think it’s probably a better learning tool than working internally for a big mismanaged company like I do.

>>108866186
I'm considering looking for an msp over helldesk. At least I won't have to speak to customers, right? I hate working at a university with brain dead children.

>>108866213
>>108866218
Shit if its a learning company then it might be too late for me at 30. I hate I didn't go to college fuck

>>108866211
Depending upon the company you might get paid better than being a direct employee from that company. In my case the benefits are lower but the pay is almost 50k higher than an equivalent position at the same company i MSP for.

>>108865513
Paid off my balance in about three years after graduation.

>>108866218
>At least I won't have to speak to customers, right?
HAHAHAHA IT is the most customer service job possible. A floor employee at your local grocery store talks to less important people and less people on a daily than anyone in IT. Helpdesk is there to weed out shut in retards and low IQ retards who can't learn get stuck in those positions forever.

Honestly I'm starting to prefer help desk rather than higher levels. Help desk you just have to deal with customers and you have an actual "nothing can be done or we can try reimaging" answer. At higher levels, you're getting crammed by upper management on their retarded asks AND retarded help desk people (even worse than customers at times) asking you the dumbest shit questions.

>>108866223
IT is fuckin horrible to get in to right now. I would not suggest this field to anyone right now except degree holders who are already financially invested in this field. Even then I would suggest a different path if it comes up. Source: 4 years, multiple promotions at a rocket company. 2022 I had recruiters eating my ass with only a few YoE. Now it’s a graveyard even with a vastly upgraded resume. I decided to just invest in myself and try to pick up contract work on the side until I have enough of a network to quit and move to Thailand/Japan

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>>108866223
Some MSP's are just there to offer bodies to solve random problems for companies who don't know how to hire internally. You might get lucky enough to be given tons of accounts and free reign to solve any issue they have but at a higher pay rate than if you worked for them directly. I am given alot of leeway that the only thing i have to worry about is the Cybersecurity checklist of what not to do to not get fired.

i need to job hop, but i have never quit a job before. what do i do? just email HR to give notice or what?

>>108866286
....you did get an offer already, right?

>>108866288
yes of course. i'm autistic, not retarded

>>108866296
Just email your boss and let him deal with it. BCC your personal email and leave on the day after two weeks. It's his problem if he doesn't settle shit before then.

>>108866231
>almost 50k higher
Why would the company do that? Are they stupid? Why not hire you full time?

>>108866283
>move to Thailand/Japan
lmao what a loser

>>108866318
No clue they don't want to pay the benefits 401k/healthcare/employee taxes, moving costs, and the biggest meme in the IT industry or any the training costs with hiring new people.

>>108866318
Whats crazy too is i hear the rates are between 2x-5x charged per position to my company. So i currently i make 1/3rd on paper but with my pay its actually 50% what is actually charged to the company and its retarded lol.

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>been on fin + min for 10 months
>got a haircut yesterday
>look in the mirror this morning
>norwood 1 again

>>108866339
tech?

>>108866343
a full head of hair has been proven statistically to correlate to a higher salary in all fields, specifically tech

>>108865484
>finishing a poo
motherfucker shits in stages?

>>108866339
I thought it was just to stop the progression and whatever is lost, is lost for good??

>>108866347
A benchod meat eater like you wouldn't get it.

>>108865484
this is so fucking funny

>>108866354
fin stops the loss, min accelerates and prolongs hair growth. if its only your hairline or crown receding you still have a chance to recover. once its too far gone you cant recover it all without a transplant, but taking both will increase hair density.

>>108866396
Can you use it on body hair so you don't look like man baby?

>>108866285
Would you recommend getting an msp job? I have not gotten a raise at my helldesk. Will it set me back or can I advance in the chain?
Is it one of those things people are stuck on that position forever?

>>108866433
You need certs and a degree to move up regardless of what you think job experience does for you. Beyond that a helldesk job at a MSP might offer you better pay and room to get promoted to management so it's worth the shot. You still have to have money set aside for possible job loss and need extra money set aside for moving around the country if you are that desperate to get more money from a better job. Internal job moves with a larger MSP is the best way to move with just job experience from what my prior helpdesk people tell me.

I'm not even laid off or anything right now, but working in this industry is like a waking nightmare every day.

>>108866464
how much?

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any metamates effected?

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How do I convince my boss that
1. contractor jeet java code is a disaster
2. He should let me refactor it in Go

>>108866519
Explain to me why he can't just tell claude to refactor it into go?

>>108866508
yeah

>>108866536
My boss doesn't like AI

>>108865612
I think you're already under enough stress and uncertainty with those clogged arteries, fatboy.

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Here's your physical database bro. Just go to section D and find your anime pictures.

>>108866347
No, he's having it for dinner.

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>>108866543
It's all offshored to jeets isn't it

idk scrumdevving seems kind of comfy. You only chat with everyone for 15 minutes everyday then you just get to code for the rest of the workday? sign me up

jira is hella comfy, I hope the tech job I get uses it

>>108866667
Our jira was set up by jeets, delivered half-baked, is still 3/4 baked 6 months later and it is not comfy at all

>>108866574
racist

>>108866683
jeets are very racist yes. sexist,homophobic, islamophobic and transphobic too

>>108866697
benchod

Being laid off isn't bad, you no longer have to work

>get frustrated because I feel like things are more difficult for me than they should
>cannot for the life of me prioritize what to learn
>don't have the patience/spare time to learn more

I guess it's a life of being a mediocre office drone for me.

>>108866763
what are your trying to learn fellow retard? in my case I realized I had a shit education so I had to start from the very beginning to fill in gaps

>>108866763
Hah, I was in the same boat. Eventually I stopped stressing about work/career because it's all fucking bullshit and I just use work time to slack off and relax before using my 5-9 to actually do shit.

Computers are for nerds

>>108866715
>you need to work to live

>>108866339
Shriveled ball and cock status?

>>108866519
why not fix it in Java?

>>108866840
Short answer is everything. I want to get better at the language we write in at work, I want to learn more about general computer science, I want to learn about the niche stuff we work with that I will never use again in my life, I want to learn skills from a different tech stack to make it easier to get my next job, but I also want to learn c, plus like 5 other different hobbies.
The thing is I've always been shit at prioritizing, everything seems equally important to me and I alway forget things can take a long time to do. It results in me half assing 20 different things and never getting anywhere.
>>108867105
I know this, but I find work more boring when I don't put in effort, and most importantly, I want money.

>>108867450
>I know this, but I find work more boring when I don't put in effort, and most importantly, I want money.
Fair. You'll have to balance what you can do and where you spend your energy. I can't change much of my workplace so I gave up trying and I'm happier that way. Trying to force change into a wall will just make you miserable. Maybe focus on projects that are fun and have little overhead so you don't have to deal with scope creep.

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>>108866667
>year of the Lord, 2026
>still using jira

Is defense still hiring cleared devs or has that dried up just like other sectors?

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>>108866339
happy for you bro. cant even imagine life without my hair

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>Claude has gotten decent enough at day-to-day ops tasks that I am genuinely afraid for my future
the fuck do I do? I have no experience actually cooding business logic and won't get any here

>Team always brings shit to the dailies I'd rather take offline.
I can't tell if they're trying to do a "gotcha" to me but there's some stuff they raise that makes our executive start getting horny and I'm like "yo can you please shut the fuck up you stupid bitch." I'm still working on it.

>>108866339
Based and hairlinepilled.
I'm NW1.5 after fin + a hairline transplant. DHT is an old man hormone, fuck that shit.

Man I think I'm starting to get really snippy in my communication but I can't help but get a little annoyed answering to every stupid shit.

>>108866408
nta but I used oral min in the past and grew so much butt hair

>>108867574
I'd rather just shave it bald instead of that much level of cope.

>>108867605
So your saying that retarded blackmail from a certain tribe of people is actually tikkun olam for the goy? Nothing nefarious is going on while these rich people and royal families are buying up prime property and doomsday bunkers while bill gates purposely makes farmland fallow so he and his buddies can buy up/restrict the food supply?

>>108867601
Bald looks stupid and old. You won't look alpha, you look like shit.

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>>108867672
More alpharer than you

>>108867628
Prepping is fairly popular even in the working class population. Once you have the money it's just another safety net that's nice to have and costs you next to nothing.

jobs? tech?

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>>108867699
saar?

>>108867714
sex with this thing

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Linkedin is poison for the mind
I'm literally going insane seeing on my feed incompetent women my age being hired and making millions

I don't care about the tools at my company anymore in fact i'd rather douse all these SAAS companies and dig them 12 feet under. with the AI nonsense, it's getting significantly worse.

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>hate my current job
>there are literally zero job openings in my area
>linkedin has gotten silent lately

>>108867797
I agree that money is most important alongside health. Doesn't mean you shouldn't buy a gun or some extra supplies just in case but get the most bang for your bucket. 100 guns in a survival situation are overkill. One gun and rifle are all you need.

>>108867741
>>108867714
Go away, furry dalit. You never were in the army.

>>108867509
Google search is still both comprehensive AND faster in most of my use cases.
Oddly, duck too.

>>108866710
You're getting too many things right, to actually see forest for its trees.

how many lies is too much? im applying for stuff i never heard before

>>108867896
>Go away, furry dalit. You never were in the army.
I am not the resident furry not did I ever claim to be military. I've only saved this picture of Gardevoir because it keeps saying "saar" in the short Pokemon clip and this fits the theme of the thread with Indians always saying "saar" instead of "sir".

>have to drive two hours one way to a government office for some paperwork
land of the free

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How do I get experience for a project management role if most "JUNIOR" roles require a PMP and a PMP requires 3 years of proven experience with project management also an expensive certification
HELLO???

>>108868109
just apply anyways.

>>108868117
Automatically rejected by their LLM because my resume says "zero years of PM experience but highly motivated and handsome"

>Boss is always late for the 1:1
>alright fuck you then, I won't call in first
>wait 5 minutes
>finally see him in a meeting
>alright fucking finally
>join in
>lol XD acktaully he was in another call
go fuck yourself. mad I got played like that. I'll just take 10 mins next week to get some weed or alcohol ready then.

>>108866339
I'm like a Norwood 3 and I'm never putting those AIDS chemicals anywhere near me. Proudly rockin my Goebbels look and wouldn't have it any other way

Can I stay a junior forever if I hop to another job every time the current one tries to promote me? I don't really need more money.

>>108868225
iktf

>>108868225
Nobody tried to promote you benchod

>>108868183
every fucking call I have with this guy too, he always enters in mute and then always forgets to turn on his mic. by the 5th 1 on 1 in a row that this happened ive been kinda tired of mentioning it.

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>guy will be fired this Friday
>he becomes aware of this and just stops joining the dailies and sending his progress reports
>my boss: "Why is the guy not joining meetings, anon? Talk with the guy and have him join the meetings and send his reports NOW!"

I hate my life

I hate my life

I hate my life

I hate my life

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>>108868282
>Guy getting fired response to this nonsense

>>108868183
>>108868249
>mfw he's "sharing his screen" and he forgot to share again.
I haven't been paying attention and it seems too late to mention it.... :/

>>108868329
just hit him with the "wait are you supposed to be sharing"?

>>108868344
It's been 20 mins and I'm playing freaking sfvi on the side lol.

>>108867921
hey niggers answer this

How do I compliment my coworkers without them calling me patronizing behind my back? I'm an aspie :(

>>108868455
"hey cutie, nice shirt it really accentuates your mommy suckalicious breasts"

>>108868455
Nice ass big tits

>>108868478
>>108868471
They were both men though

>>108868481
You can still say those things.

>>108868481
Nice bussy brapper can you show shave your pits for me and shake that ass?

>>108868282
>hey big guy why you acting so down?

>>108868481
Supp faggot you fucked any fat bitches at the bar recently?

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>>108867921
I mean if you lie they can test you on it then it will be mad embarrassing that you bullshitted

>>108868519
This is why I use Claude with Perplexity.

>>108868519
>Spic Fuentes
The Spanish and native Americans were a mistake.

>>108868525
can it affect me long time? like HR mention to some other company im a schizo liar??

>>108868551
Yeah pretty much.
t. Got fired from my last job and cant get a job anywhere else because I got bad reviews from my references

>>108868560
I just give my wife and kids as reference with fake surnames.

>>108865484
peepeepoopoo

>>108868560
Just don't give references lol

>>108868576
No joke, I went to an interview and the interviewer was one of the managers at my last job

>>108868183
My boss does that too and we never even talk about anything in them anyway. I'm thinking about "accidentally" cancelling the series of meetings next time I need to cancel for a single week

>>108868652
I hope that doesn't happen to me my last manager got fired and was trying to get me fired before it happened to him. It would be hella funny but i would know absolutely that i won't get that job.

>>108868652
nigga got spawncamped in an interview lmao

>>108868519
What the hell are normies even using claude for? I've never had it do anything other than just what I told it. I can't imagine it telling me to do therapy while writing software.

>>108865484
my company hired a jeet as the infrastructure director and a nog as the cio. they're currently recruiting for my direct supervisor who left, how fucked am i?

>>108868684
Start grinding that jeetcode my friend

>>108868680
I used Mistral today to find official R18 patches for my visual novels on Steam.

>>108865973
>hey employee ($150k salary btw) please make a VBA macro for word that replaces like 1000 placeholders with a number, saves the doc as a pdf, and moves onto the next number in the range
>45 minutes later
>sorry boss it's 5PM I'm going home (I think I caught a nasty virus probably not coming in tomorrow)
>shit still doesn't work, even remotely
so glad this is holding the economy up

>>108868684
lol am I at your company? do you have a test enviroment where if someone pushes broken code to it for TESTING everyone loses their damn minds?

>job hunting
>multi stage interview process
>spend like three hours filling out a question answer form
>I actually get in
>job offer
>its a scam
This might be the worst punch in the gut I've had in a while. I didn't even know people did elaborate job interview scams. What the fuck.

>>108868777
Did they request a payment or was your data enough?

>>108868790
Everything seemed 100% legitimate until they said they were going to send me a check to "buy my equipment" at which point I did some more digging and found it was all fake. I went from "LET'S FUCKING GO I GOT A JOB AFTER ALL THIS TIME!" to "well, its fake" in a few minutes. I feel like a complete jackass for not checking sooner but I didn't even think I could be scammed like this

>>108868802
>>108868790
Like they spoofed an entire company and its employee names and the address etc. until I called the company directly to confirm. Fuck me

>>108868802
On my last job search I prayed real hard to god and it worked out somehow. Would recommend 10/10.

>>108868802
Whew if it makes you feel any better i had to get a new credit card due to a USPS scam via text. They mirrored the notification that DHS does to fuck with everyone.

>>108868802
If you want your pajeet hate to grow you should know these are like 99% Indian scams

>>108868871
no saar dont be racist saar these are simply dalit saar

>>108868871
Chinks would just scam you through a product but at least it delivers lol.

>>108868871
NOOO THOSE ARE PAKISTANI BANGLADESHI WHORES BENCHOD

>>108868680
It's called lying to make "content".

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For anyone that has been laid off did you get a severance and a warning?

>>108868982
Severance of two paychecks only and no. I got a call set up, had the call, and then cut off all within the spawn of an hour. My whole team was shocked we even were doing layoffs and were shitting themselves because me and the other guy managed a bunch of stuff ourselves

>>108866667
how? it's only comfy if it's basically just straight kanban without workflow AIDS

>>108867605
so basically, Bill Gates is actually secretly based?

>>108869153
He's a piece of shit who invests in the right causes. mRNA and related technologies have the potential to not only cure HIV but pretty much all viral infections.

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Yes i use technology to solve my worldly problems. How could you tell?

>get my usual scare moment after seeing claude code be able to do most of my work in a matter of minutes with minimal prompting
>tell senior coworker
>oh that's cool can you show me?
>tell him to npm install claude
>he fails after 2 hours of trying to set a corporate proxy in npm despite having unlimited access to claude and GPT at his disposal
i think my job is safe for a couple more years

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Kill all squirrels. Rats that destroy that which I worked so hard for. My only regret is the pellet to their head is too quick and painless.

>>108869558
Guess you could say they drive you NUTS huh?

>>108869304
That sounds dumb. We should instead save on expensive gears that degrade with time and instead have an AI powered watch to tell time

>>108869599
>AI powered watch isn't basing its time off of GPS or any known stratum level known to man
>AI timekeeping is based upon the blink rate of furbies that it hallucinates from a running VM of Sims 1 hot date expansion.

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NOOOOOO PLEASE END THIS REEEE

>>108868183
I don't do 1:1's. I haven't had them in three years. Nobody misses them. I have more 1:1 time with my boss's boss than him because I never talk to him. A thirty minutes 1:1 is literally 1.25% of your week

>$8 for a chicken sandwich
America is fucking OVER

>>108865484
What's next? If all the tech jobs are being AI'd what does anyone who lieks the computer do anymore?

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>sf86 wasn't rejected immediately
I might have a chance

>>108870166
>$8
>not $16
Are you from like bumfuck Missouri or somethin

>>108870166
>Not spending 30$ for a chicken sandwich and 8$ fries is apart of that value.

why do recruiters send you a questionnaire that basically asks you to restate your resume like 6 times

>>108870166
>not going to Chili’s

>interview goes well
>"We like you and will get back to you next week."
>They never get back to me.

so glad my grandparents left spain and italy and renounced their citizenship for "a better life" just so that I could get my resume filtered out by AI and obese black hr workers

>>108870457
Go back to the old country and find yourself a wife

>>108870235
There's no good reason for it. The entire thing is just one big humiliation ritual. The recruiters have no idea how to find a capable candidate so they just send meaningless tasks to all candidates and the last person still standing wins. If too many people are still standing, they just roll a die to decide a winner. And then they flip a coin and unless it's heads three times in a row, the "winner" gets eliminated, too.
If anyone looks, they are super busy and clearly doing everything in their power to find the best candidate (LOL)

This is all just a game.

So this is life for the next 30 years? Me talking to an AI bot as it shows off how much better it is than me

>>108870235
Filter out the absolute laziest of shitters. Imagine if you wouldn't even take the time to do the questionnaire, well they aren't going to hire that person (or bot)

Claude is easily the most cucked AI for resume tailoring. No matter how clearly I tell it to align my experience with the job description and keep the impact sharp, it still sanitizes everything into safe corporate bullshit.
Then when I point out how it is diminishing my involvement in projects it goes
>b-b-but it's not fair for you to claim you spearheaded a project, it's more fair for other candidates to say you "helped develop"
You're supposed to help ME get a job, not be fair to other candidates
For fucks sake

>apply for a job in the US
>no im not mexican
>no im not indian
>no im not gay
>no im not a cripple
>no im not a zogbot
>repeat 200 times
very cool and serious country

>>108870585
>arguing with the bot instead of just editing the single sentence yourself
you don't deserve a job. Unfortunately this is 95% of people though

>>108870586
>Not lying
LOL

>>108870598
Anon, the new normal is to send 100 resumes a day and they have to each be tailored for the specific position you're applying to, if you're wasting time doing it yourself you'll never be able to meet the quota

>>108870586
>apply for a job in the US
>no im not mexican
>no im not indian
>no im not gay
>no im not a cripple
>yes im a zogbot
>repeat 10 times, get 3 jobs
very cool and serious country

>>108870586
this >>108870607
tell them you are a gay, crippled mexican-indian zogbot. that's all you need to do. do not forget autistic too, just in case

>>108868777
The two jobs I applied for with elaborate form fillings happened to be a jeet scam and a company so horrendous from the interview stage that everybody flees.

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>be brazilian, apply for job in the US
>form has a question: "What's your race?"
>it automatically tags me as "Latino" because I said im from Brazil
>ok.jpg
>during the interview I can clearly see the disappointment in HR's bitches faces when they see I look like pic related
>"You said you're latino, anon. What happened?"
What happened?
Really??
I hate this gay world.

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>>108870644
should've done the meme

I have a new saas idea, if you steal it I will sue you. Inspired by >>108870618 gay post. Every job post must be submitted to one singular portal. You register to apply for jobs on the portal with your SSN. You are allocated X (say 3) resume tokens per day, which maybe compound to a cap of 5x (15) if you don't use them. There is an additional monthly cap of some amount, less than 30X. Thus, you must be judicious in where you choose to send your applications. Employers can pay (me) to allow certain job postings to circumvent this limit to allow (you) to apply without using a token.

>>108870659
Extremely jewish
Start developing it asap and it will be a huge success

>>108870659
in reality
>like 10 companies will use this
>you now have to input your ssn to apply to any of these 10 companies
>thats another account you have to make and your ssn floating around somewhere waiting for a data breach to happen
>everyone else still uses workday

>>108870673
Sorry I forgot to mention the part where I give some congress member 5% equity in the company through a shell company and he in turn makes it a law that every job in america has to use a service such as mine

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>supervisor likes me
>she gives me "the talk" about how 3 months into the company she learned to do just the bare minimum to get by as long as no one complains
>tells me I should do the same

>>108870738
>"supervisor"
>"be lazy"
hell desk is not tech work

>>108870791
Is it that bad ?

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When do I finally get an offer letter?

>>108870922
Dubs

Is working as a producer in gaming just a dream?
If getting a normal job is impossible I imagine a job in "gaming" must be non-existent

>>108871192
game dev is fucking dead
funding and investments in both i die and major games are down like 90% since the covids

What non-tech job is your fallback plan when you've finally had enough of this industry?

>>108868982
No notice, like half a paycheck after 5 years with the company.

I fucking hate my fucking job.
posted from company toilet

>>108871215
Working at a ski resort would be the dream. Too bad that's not gonna make me enough money.

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They are really pushing AI at work, and I don't like this vibe-coding bullshit. In fact, I abandoned a couple of personal projects I started with this approach because it feels incredibly boring to me. I never cared about the product I built at work, but at least I liked programming. Now I don't care about the product, and I don't care about vibe coding, so only WFH and the paycheck remain.
It's over.

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Why is there no "White" - South America option, what the fuck should even be my reply here?

When a job application says " No need for visa sponsorship" it means that I don't need to apply for a visa and can work remotely or that the job is exclusively for americans and H1B jeets?

Hi Anon,

Yes that's fine.

Regards,
Anon

>>108871215
I am too stoic to "have enough" of something as soft as IT
I will earn a good salary and retire

>>108865973
>hey claude combine these (no transcoding) videos with ffmpeg
>spends 30 minutes doing god knows what
>claude: uhm like writes are slow I need to like batch and uhm
>wtf give me the ffmpeg command line to do this
>okay
>ffmpeg completes in 2 seconds for 45 videos.
lol

>start job
>2nd it mans
>responsible for fucking everything. helldesk, servers, warehouse shit, other businesses the owner runs, every retarded SAAS platform they run and the shitty cobbled together scripts that upload into some of them.
>everything is fucked sideways
>no remote even though I'm just takking away on the computer 99.9% of the time
Noped the fuck out of this. They tried guilt tripping because the 1st IT mans is on holiday like I'm supposed to care.

>>108871444
It means the company isn't paying for your visa sukdeet

>>108868302
>what are you going to do fire me?
Genuine retardation. The second you make the decision to fire someone they are done put them on gardening leave and take the fucking loss.

>>108871512
>hey claude merge these three branches together and make sure it still builds, then write a unit test for it
>spends 30 minutes doing it
>I browse 4chan on my phone
>everything works, tell it to do another 30 minutes task

>>108870644
>>108870652
KEK

>>108871556
It's clearly geared more towards certain tasks I'm just constantly impressed by how badly it fucks up basic ones which the majority of your office drones are going to be trying to do.

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I work as contractor and I've basically done fuck all for last 6 months. I just do random improvements here and there for things I feel like could be better and the customer is happily paying for me, as some time in fall there will maybe possibly perhaps be something where my expertise will be helpful.

Was ok at first, but now its getting to a point where I kinda wanna just fuck off to somewhere else with actually things to do.

>>108871569
I had a new version of a feature that was never deployed, and then for a year everyone kept updating the old version and not the new version (since it wasn't being used) every time there was some update. Then my boss wanted me to deploy the new feature which was now very out of date. I told claude to figure out what PRs from the hundreds total were missing from the new feature and apply it to the new feature if it made sense and everything worked fine (hopefully, I'm not done validating yet)

>>108868982
I got the minimum required by law (europe)

>>108870543
Where did you find one that's better than you?

How old is too old to get into FAGMANs if you're not brilliant?

I hate being forced to write slop because I'm never given enough time to do things properly

>>108868551
Lol, they're too incompetent for that.

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>>108871908
My assignment for this week and next week is to study the half finished slop that another developer was given only 1 week to work on (a year and a half ago) and figure out the best way to improve it over the next 2 months now that the bosses finally decided we need a working version soon.

>>108871429
you are a nigga

gooning to LinkedIn HR roasties while imagining stabbing them in the neck

>>108870491
sometimes the humiliation ritual is a literal game
https://www.mckinsey.com/careers/mckinsey-digital-assessment

>>108872177
>One of the exciting steps in our consultant recruitment process is Solve, a gamified assessment created to showcase your problem-solving abilities. There’s no need to prepare—approach it with curiosity and creativity. Your performance on Solve will be considered in conjunction with the rest of your application and any other assessments you are asked to take.
>>108872156
Fucking an HR roasty toasty is the next level.

>>108872177
>>108872186
whats wrong with this? Mad you cant cheat the system by grinding jeetcode?

>>108872238
How is that cheating?

>>108872267
Because when you run into an unknown problem on the job you dont get to know the answer due to practice. You have to figure it out on the fly. By jeetcoding you are faking your realtime
analytical abilities and falsely representing yourself. You retarded Ganges poop-corpse smoothie slurper.

VP says they're going to halt development on the project i was hired to work on 2 years ago. if i don't find an internal role to transfer to, it seems like i lose my job at the end of this year.

>>108872278
I see, you're retarded.

>>108872310
>filtered by a game
Yeah you’re a genius for sure

>>108872325
Keep crying, everyone knows you're an incompetent loser. That's why you're seething like a suicidal tranny on /g/.

>>108872339
ChatGPT typing style

I just quit my year long internship 5 months early to join another company for the summer. Gave my 2 weeks to my manager just now.

I feel like shit, and I don't know if I even made the right decision. I won't go too much into why, but I feel the new offer, offers more swe + finance opportunity. The only reason I'd stay at the original company was so I can potentially get into their new grad program, I wasn't doing much SWE work at all. It was a nice company though.

But overall I feel horrible. My manager and team are really nice, but his tone changed drastically during the call today when I said I was leaving in the next 2 weeks.

Next week is my last week, then I will go in one day the following week and turn in my equipment EOD. It's going to be so awkward these next 2 weeks, knowing I'm leaving but still having to do meetings and stuff.

I don't know if I need to tell the rest of the team or my manager will, as well as the other teams that we work closely with.

>>108870182
AI, retard

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>>108872156

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Normally I would ask something like this on /sqt/ but I feel like the answer needs to come from fellow basement dwellers but with actual jobs.
There's an autistic setup I want to formalize. I've been controlling my work laptop FROM a Cytrence Kiwi, there's a bit of an input delay, but it allows me to shitpost and work at the same time.
I want to add the ability to comfortably switch between either machine as well, but this would require me to add an additional KVM, docking station and create a rat's nest on my desk.
How do (You) balance work and personal PC usage? Am I genuinely autistic/retarded or is this something others actually implement in their setups?

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>>108868532
+1000 izzat

>>108872444
KVM's have input delay and Video delay that reduces the quality of your gaming experience. They are also stupid expensive. You are better off attaching another table to your desk and having it there so you can just swivel your fat ass left or right to work it.

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>>108872473
Having two setups is some productivity guru meme advice that a couple IRL friends have eaten up. I am not going to pretend like I don't browse coom threads while attending Zoom meetings, so I need a setup that sometimes I need to use two machines at once. I would assume plenty of you degenerates ITT are like this too.
>KVM's
>They are stupid expensive
I've never understood why this is the case considering they're glorified USB hubs.

>>108872444
I have my work laptop on one side and my personal laptop on the other

>>108872504
>productivity guru meme advice
Its not a meme however :P

>>108868882
Chinks run pig butchering scams- those wrong numbers you get on whatsapp with attractive Asian female pfp.

I like to chat with those for a while. I always drop hints i have no money and they block me

boss offerred me a raise in 2 months unprompted, wtf?

>>108872444
I just use remote desktop

>>108860370
Does her name start with G?

>>108872504
>I don't browse coom threads while attending Zoom meetings
fucking based, but do you do that on camera?

>>108872504
>I've never understood why this is the case considering they're glorified USB hubs.
because you can't just throw a switch and redirect Gbps of bandwidth from a video feed without creating an FCC nightmare device. I know some monitors sell them built-in now, I'd probably go with those.

I need the gov to tell me if my sf 86 is cleared or not already i cant stand my current job and want to quit so badly

>>108872623
You will leak your clipboard data into the RDP and thats a great way to get fucked

>all these job searching posts
what the fuck is happening

>>108872400
don't feel bad, your manager is just annoyed he'll have to find someone to replace you

>>108870673
You can go to bed at night knowing your employer's health insurance provider most certainly has your HIPAA information (including personal) being handled by some third party company you never heard of before. Such a third party cocompany that is prone to data breaches.

Your SSN vill be leaked against your accord, despite your best efforts, so scammers can take advantage, and you will be happy.

I have ruined my life my getting a job in software. This industry sucks. I am in too deep to do anything else.

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FUCK
FUCK AI
FUCK AGILE
FUCK DAILIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK HACKATONS
FUCK TECHNOLOGY
FUCK MANAGEMENT
FUCK PRODUCT OWNERS

Told my coworker I'll be out friday, he asked why, how do I respond?

>>108873071
"None of your business".
He won't ask again.

>>108873071
I always just tell people I need to get some stuff done around the house

>>108870586
>>108870621
i guess I could identify as a sassy black lesbian zogbot horse and see how that goes, nothing else seems to be working

I don't get it, I got the job but only 400 people applied to it via linkedin, isn't that odd?

>>108873156
No. About 380 weren't even remotely qualified for the job.

>>108873169
wtf

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I have a comfy system admin job and they're about to change what system we use

>>108873176
A lot of applicants are just spraying and praying, some are even using bots without even looking at the JD.

>>108873071
I look them dead in the face and let them know:
>im taking an off day to avoid psychosis
>im gonna binge eat 10k calories and hit the gym for the next 3 days + hike a total of 50 miles
>im gonna spend 15 hours uninterrupted playing bing bing wahoo
Take your pick

>>108865513
0
>t. German

>Major bug in one of our software after a vendor update
>Direct report "randomly" afks after I asked him to submit a ticket
>"Sorry boss, my dog was puking. I'll get right on it."
>He's used the exact same excuse for months and uses it to take days off for "vet visits"
Should I call him out on it? I have a feeling he's bullshitting.

>>108873266
Furbaby owners are cancerous sybau

>>108865513
$11K
achieved bachelor's in 2018

>stop contract hopping and just find a permanent job for the rest of your life son, it's easy!
why are they like this? do they realize how delusional they sound?

What shoes do tech people wear for tech parties at their tech company?

>>108873458
Tech shoes

>>108865612
enlist then dumbass it's not hard

>>108872469
Can we please do this in America too? I need my job hunting to have less competition and for linkedin to become more usable again.

>>108873494
Saar elite human capital is needed!

>>108873494
How about we deport from Canada to your state? Deal?

>>108873429
Most people look at this and know they're not gonna get the job. The rest are indians who apply anyway because they have that grindset.

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coworker stole my half done tasks and made a pr with ai slop code
why did I even look at my work email
fuck me vacation ruined

>>108873458
My 5 year old worn tf out hiking shoes

>>108873546
there's no need to be a luddite if you're not getting fired

>>108873546
they wouldn't have been able to do that if you hadn't left your tasks half done bro. You don't get credit for making it half way to the finish line. You failed to deliver and someone delivered in your stead.

>>108873458
if it's like a holiday party then like, a suit but if it's just a normal party then just whatever I worked in.

Our IT teams have been replaced by outsourced jeets and they're terrible I'm about to legit fucking snap. All these jeet PMs keep rushing integrations and projects and it's breaking shit and then when I have to log that it broke shit they just fucking ignore me.

>>108873429
- N
- I
- G

>>108873551
I'm very vengeful and will try to get him fired for this. kys.

>>108871631
god what a fucking queer

>>108871215
Unironically considering working oil patches in Canada or something. I'm 30, fit, still have 15 good years in me, maybe 20 since my body is still in good. I'll die early, and probably violently, but at least I'll leave something behind for my family.

>>108873623
my body is still in good shape*

Pain

>>108873565
yall wear suits?

>>108873623
>family
how many you got?