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This is what vibecoders actually believe will happen.
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>>108865840
the thread where they shilled this bullshit fake, with dozens of posts pretending it to be real, was surreal

It was the confirmation that most pro-AI posts are just shilling.
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>hey chatgpt, write a bullshit, overly-dramatic, reddit-toned email by someone shellshocked at how good "my" code is
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> Its not (...) but (...)
thats a bot
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>>108865840
What actually happens:
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>>108865240
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>>108865921
>it did not work
Then buy more tokens until it works
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>>108865840
>i vibecode my presentation on how I did it all myself
Easy peasy
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>Pick up when I call.

Sounds ominous.
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>>108865877
>getting AI to fabricate something that makes it sound like something someone used AI to create sounds appealing to a company

Getting kind of layered there.
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>>108865840
>t. anon is john carmack and its 1996
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The way they covered up the name juuust enough that you could find out what it actually was, look it up on LinkedIn, find he works at some huge company, then be more inclined to believe the overall lie because you put some legwork in.
Rick something. Belleusi or something like that.
But yeah, fake for sure. Who uses "I need to understand something before tomorrow" as the subject of a work email? It's like something from a shit movie.
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>>108866214
>useless const that is only ever used in one place
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>>108865840
>not a single code editor
this is some researcher desk seems likely
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>>108866214
That one's interesting one because he didn't even come up with the maths behind it. He was just aware that it was possible to do sqrt like that and implemented it in a place where its effects would be felt. Cormack himself confirms this.
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>>108866240
It would have been used twice during the second iteration they have commented out there.
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>>108866240
it's a workaround to make the vc6 compiler perform an optimization that it did not otherwise. there are quite a few of them in the q3 source code.
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>>108865840
>What you submitted this afternoon
>came from your laptop at 11pm.
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>>108866324
Yes? It's saying that what was submitted earlier that day was made in whole the night before, not across several days worth of effort.
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>>108865840
The funniest part is that even if this kind of thing really happened, how would the person who received the e-mail explain the code? "I vibecoded it lmao I have no idea what it does" and you're back into the streets.
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>>108865840
AI, make a screenshot for me.
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Total vibeGOD victory I guess
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>>108866324
It wasn't. It was submitted by a genius. It wasn't a senior developer. It wasn't a researcher. But it was a genius, soon to be researcher. Whose eyes fingers danced over their $200 keyboard. Their eyes flashed like one who had seen.
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"What? The most beautiful code you've ever seen? And he wrote half a million lines in under 30 minutes, you say? The entire stack? Not a SINGLE BUG? Promote this guy to CTO immediately."
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>>108866254
that's the mark of a good engineer, which he is. but this meme of the rsqrt being the pinnacle achievement of John Carmack is just stupid.
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>>108868058
the funniest thing is that if it happened and they showed, it would just get stolen and no recommendation or promotion would happen.
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>>108868345
I quite agree.
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>>108865840
RE:
not my problem. enjoy your evening.
regards,



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