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>average database scientist
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>>108919612
I want one this is so fun
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>wfh
>done with meeting
>start edging
>random meeting booked by director with 1/4th of the company
breh why can't I chill for one fucking second
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>>108919632
WFH too… my two meetings today both got cancelled lol
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If you wake up early or stay after hours so you can get work-related information from a "positive-time-zoner", you're making them more useful to and incentivizing the company to hire more of those. If you hadn't done it and every interaction had to take at least 24h, they'd be less useful.
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Brazilians are getting jobs because we mogg you in video interviews. Face it you cannot compete.
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Is this true?!?!
>>108910581
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>>108919751
I have never seen a brazilian outside florida
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>>108919632
90% of what is said in a meeting doesn't matter, just jerk it during. If you get pinged say you were just multitasking with an urgent ticket.
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>>108919773
>But anon we don't use tickets here, are you working for another company during our meetings???
lol
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>>108919751
He moves like 50 year old.
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>stuck in body shop contracting company
>not even enlisted on a project, just benched
>meant to be automatically fired after 30 days of being on bench but it's been 7 months
>paychecks keep arriving in bank account
>moved back in with parents because I genuinely dont know if I will get fired suddenly or not
>now have a lot of cash I am too scared to use on anything but monthly bills
>none of my 160,000 indian co-workers respond to anything on teams, email
>I dont know who my manager is because the guy listed in employee roster has been offline for years
>last project I actually had was heavily siloed
>could not touch anything (indian company rofl) despite being white
>project was cut short because they hated me and my co-workers
>job applications die immediately because people look up my employer, see all the negative press and bail
Seeking advice that isnt just 12 replies of KYS
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NOOOOO THE JEETS ARE POSTING AGAIN REEE.
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>>108919809
Also adding they did layoffs a few months ago and I was somehow not thrown out.
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>>108919809
Kys my man
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>>108919809
Find another job, dumbass, while you keep raking in the checks

>job applications die immediately because people look up my employer, see all the negative press and bail
Then don't mention them, moron. Lie, dipshit. Are you terminally retarded, autist?

>waaaah my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery
KYS

-t. 6 months with NO JOB AND NO INCOME I HATE YOU
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>>108919809
Is this why our board is infested with retards who cannot follow conversations/cannot read english and are posting nigger shit daily. Holy shit KYS.
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>>108919858
>dont mention your only employer on resumes
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>>108919809
The immediate butthurt over this post revealed just how unemployed this general actually is.
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>>108916279
Tho what's preventing zoomers from working in tech and enjoying that?
I have fun almost everyday.
I top KPIs. And I crash from tiredness every 3 days.

Zoomers are just blankly staring as soon as there's no explicit task. Not even playing with phones.

>>108919724
Yes.

>>108919828
Rabbies to the Dalit.
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I don't want to use "ai" at my job but I don't want to get fired
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>survey results call for the entire org today
>c level turns the supposedly positive results call into a not so vague threat about how we need to adopt to ai or get the fuck out while everyone was held hostage

Nice
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>>108919785
He moves like a 12 yr child you inestive cunt. This young child could be the next olympian.
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>>108919612
Ohh, so this is what they meant by the road sign that said it's 'motorcycle season'? I didn't know.
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>>108919908
luddite loser
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Over 100m Claude 4.7 tokens this month
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>>108919189
>racing open wheel cars
>racing guns
>flying airplanes
>decompiling DOS games
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>>108920027
Very trans coded hobbies, happy for you anon!
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>>108920045
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Do you guys ever ask for more work?
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>>108920070
I do but mostly because I want to keep up with everyone else.
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>>108919591
People like this inspire homicides
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>>108920214
how do i get money then
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>>108920217
money for what? are you married? do you have kids?
no? what do you need money for, then?
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>>108920226
rent
food
no parents to mooch off of
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>>108920247
you can live off 30k a year then. figure it out.
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>>108920260
>he needs 30k a year to live
Holy india.
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>>108920070
Yeah but just for appearances. I don't change my pace or anything and still slack off wfh
>oh thanks for more work, some debug came up couldn't get to it!



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