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>>108950652I'm going to need to have that one explained mr wright
>The Indian hiring manager gave the job to an Indian (again)
>>108950715Thoughts on Spider-Noir?
>>108950755I have no idea how they think it’s a good idea
>>108950762Why not?
>>108950656Well she's not wrong. Being goal-oriented is a great way to increase your chances of success.
>>108950755I don't watch capeshit
>>108950811what if you only look at like 24-60
>>108950811Good.
>full stack devdo I pivot to cybersec
utwg is very alive today
>>108950830The metric only includes people who are "in the labor force" which excludes anyone who is enrolled in school, retired, or not looking for work.
>>108950936>Cybersec>MFW
>>108947845My current job is very chill in the sense that I only need to work 2 hours a day to do my work well, and its a remote job so there's no commuteThe HELL part is management are the biggest fucking idiots on earth and there's constant corporate infighting and backstabbing and I have to constantly cover my own ass and justify every decision I make because any mistake made can cost the company a lot of moneyDaily routine is like four 30 minute meetings and then I'm free to do whatever and build my own agendaAfter that I dedicate like 4 hours of my day for reading manga, 2 for gaming, 2 for cooking and eating and the rest browsing 4chan,Now that routine has changed and I read like 1 hour of manga and proceed to work on job applications 8 hours a dayI'm miserable.Also I want to quit because salary is crap, $55k year
>>108950656She actually has a great chance of succeeding than the average anon because other foids will look at her, take pity on her and make her video go viral or some shit and then the next thing you know Pinterest is sponsoring her a H1B to make her dream come true and she's working as a product manager making 400k a year
>erm... you, the 23 year old junior dev, don't know how to design and implement a scalable and reliable service that can handle 10 million document stores / queries a day and is compliant to our regulations?>woooow I guess you're not the correct fit for this role.
What's a bullshit do-nothing tech job that isn't jeetdesk? I have enough YOE to make up anything.
>>108951337You should be able to have a ROUGH idea where to start, what technology to use, how to implement it. If you dont you are literally not fit for the role. Go apply for helpdesk with the rest of the jeets.
>>108950995>which excludes anyone who is enrolled in school, retired, or not looking for work.So what's the actual participation rate, 30%?
>>108951376Project managerYou don't actually have to do anything if you have a good team, but be ready for corporate backstabbing and the most idiot manager coworkers everDon't even bother with a PMP or whatever other idiot manager certyou are qualified to be a manager if you have enough YOE to just bullshit and say "I HELPED DELIVER MASSIVE SOLUTIONS" and "I tardwrangled retarded colleagues to ensure they delivered their tasks on time"
>>108951453Isn'tg that a job only women actually get hired for?
>>108951473It's not that they'll only hire women to be PMsit's that its one of the only jobs in tech that lets women “pretend” they’re engineering.Plus, it’s basically adult daycare, which explains the appeal. I’ve also noooooticed a clear pattern: male VPs mostly male PMsfemale CEO/VP ~50% female PMs. Male VPs tend to just hire who's a better fit for the job that's why they usually go for malesFemale CEOs or VPs are the opposite because they don't care about who's the better fit, they actively sponsor women for PM roles and cultivate a cucked culture where PM feels like a natural career ladder for women.
>>108951473More of a half/half experience with PM's. Better to dump them into a position that helps management, is slightly technical so they can speak tech to other non tech people, and ensures there are less bitchy managers in your office by dumping them there.
>>108951337so you are in tech because you thought you'd make tons of money.
FUCKI should have just went to med school.Fuck this dumbass retarded industry why did I ever think writing code was a good idea FUCKJust 30 more years (if I am lucky not to get laid off before)
>>108951594Yeah bro the idea of 4 years of college then 4 years of med school then 7 years of residency then 2 years of fellowship (start making real money at age 35) is so heckin’ appealing
>>108951594see >>108951586
>>108951599Bigger joke they barely make 300k a year lol.
>>108951603>minimum 300k>infinite job security>comes with platinum pussy pass included (girls love MDs)
>>108951603Depends on the doctor. Non-surgeons aren’t making that much despite being in school for decades (with lots of student debt)
>>108951615My family are all surgeons. You are glazing medicine way too much.
>>108951631I guess I amWhat's it really like?
literally everybody else in my family went into healthcare I fucking hate this piece of shit country so muchwant to make money? your options are:>real estate (moving money around + fraud)>fraud>porn (+ fraud)>healthcare (stopping old fat boomers from killing themselves)and I chose programming
Being a doctor means interacting with normafags 8 hours a dayFor the average anon that's gotta be one of the worst tortures
>>108951645you forgot>law (fraud)
>>108951599at least you end up doing something useful to society
>>108951658>something useful to society>keeping boomers alive
>>108951638Good pay, lots of years of your life in school accumulating debt instead of making money, long hours (on call for surgeons is way worse than being on call for a software engineer), 99% of doctors seem to marry nurses or other doctors, surgeons are increasingly working for hospitals instead of their own practices which kills their income and they can no longer sell their practices for retirement, work is physically exhausting since you have manhandle morbidly obese patients during surgery, etc.There’s a reason most doctors tell their kids not to do medicine
>>108951661anon, you'll be a boomer soon
>let's vote on the new time for our daily standup>fucking 9AM sharp winsNow I can't go to the gym before work anymoreI fucking hate normalfags
>>108951666lmao im 24 dude and at the rate my life is going ill probably blow my head off before 30"soon" hahaha
>>108951658Can you quantify the value of turning nurses into single mothers?>>108951665>College 40-60k >Medical school 300-600k(speciality depending)>Make nearly no money in residency or fellowship take on 20-30k in credit card debt to survive>Car 30k>House 500-700kMost of them aren't out of debt by the time their own kids are in high school.
>>108950811people wonder why everything is so expensive when a third of the country is retired and another third of the country is welfare claimants and single mothers.
>>108951670life comes at you fast, thoughbeit
>>108951658Doctors are the 2nd scummiest type of subhuman on the planet. They don't know shit even at a basic level and a fucking 5 year old is often less retarded than they are about health topics unironically. There's a reason the 3rd leading cause of death in the US is malpractice. Doctors are supposed to help, instead they kill and maim.
>>108951667>company instituted a daily recap email going over everything that happened that day>also instituted a daily stand-up>it's literally just someone reading what was in yesterday's recap emailAt five minutes a day in a department of 25 people, that's ten hours a week of production time wasted, or around 520 hours each year.
>>108951665>There’s a reason most doctors tell their kids not to do medicinethat's exactly what my mom told melooking back, I have a feeling this was just another one of her narcissistic moments"oh, I'm so virtuous and I work so hard for so little recompense, woe is me, stay away, oh STAY AWAY my dear son!"and now I fucking hate my job and I'm a 30yo virgin
>>108951699>There's a reason the 3rd leading cause of death in the US is malpracticethis is a fake stat. its based off a single study in the 80s of the results of some speculative malpractice from data at a chicago hospital, and extrapolated to every single hospital in the country.do people never get the inclination to read about the obviously exaggerated reddit factoids they hear about? big surprise, if someone said it there's a 50% its intentionally or unintentionally bullshit.
>>108951721Being in med school wouldn’t have gotten you any play. At best you’d be a 30 year old virgin in residency (making <50k/year) right now instead. >>108951688Not true for older doctors but it’s becoming increasingly true for the people in med school/residency right now with how fast the price of college/med school is skyrocketing
I just gotta keep on coding and working on projects and applying to jobs and one day ill finally have a girlfriend and be loved and have sex!!!
>>108951775>working on projects>labor for free so you can be accepted as a wageslaveftfy
>>108951753Well back in the 90's 200k for student loans + college loan was normal and could've been paid off easily. What wasn't accounted for was that their kids ie future doctors would be in mountains of debt with the college cost rises. Nursing/Paramedic are better deals if you consider how much easier it is to pay off debts with their requirements>Hospital consolidationI don't know why so many people think these boomers last longer than 6 months after retirement. Alot of these medical locations are closing down or merginghttps://www.kff.org/health-costs/ten-things-to-know-about-consolidation-in-health-care-provider-markets/
>>108951699Nonsensical post, sort yourself out
>>108951788>Paramedicsuch a good deal, 50k a year salary and you get to have as much stress as someone deployed seeing mutilated bodies every other day.
>>108951829But 50k is worth more than no pay anon???? Yeah for some reason i thought they made more money lol.
>>108951733Chatgpt lied to you again, numbnuts. It's based on several different sources, including a bmj analysis from 2016, a paper from john hopkins also from 2016, and another paper from 2017 from Purdue, among several others in the coming and preceding years.Stop believing whatever slop the clanker serves you, inbred.
>>108951810t. never had to interact with a doctor in his life
