>less than 2 hours to goWhat are your final>hopes>dreams>expectations
How many times will they be forced to say AI by investors and board members?
An end of life date announced for Intel. (September 2028 most likely).
>first WWDC without TimHow hyped is everyone? Also what new device(s) are you looking forward to for WWDC26?
>>109007414>unironically says "end of life"more like retirement
>>109007196ios more bloated, macos even more bugfest horrible^ this pattern is true since 2020fuck swiftui fuck crapple
>>109007196are they gonna announce the airpods with cameras at this thing? lmao normies are dumb enough to actually buy these too, I cannot believe the tech reality we are living in. It has never been more over, you will be labeled as a terrorist for not letting the CIA put up security devices in your home 10 years from now
So this is definitely not worth $2300 right? https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1957032-REG/apple_mbp_m5p_03_14_macbook_pro_m5.htmlI have an m3 macbook pro but I'm kind of tired of ARM in general. I am a gaymer and apple is just not it for gayming.
>>109007481what? tim hasn't left yet, are they really making the new guy do it?
>>109007196>expectationsmacOS 27 with touchscreen support features for the upcoming MacBook Ultra
>>109007515>I am a gaymerGet a used Series X or Playstation 5 for $350
>>109007600noooo i need pc lil bro. i am patient though - i just have money to blow. but again, i REALLY am patient. we just need technology to keep getting better. and it does get better. but costs are insane rn...
>>109007515What games are still not working? Multiplayer games?
I am curious about the Mac Mini since the M4, if they have the M5 for $600($500 EDU) I would probably get it to try out.
>>109007196im happy with ios 18. no reason to update
>>109007196m5 ultra mac studio
anons, wwdc has been mostly software for a long time now, don't expect much or any hardware stuff here
>>109007634>>109007649wwdc is just software now
>>109007266"Apple Intelligence" (yes, they tried to rebrand AI as an Apple thing) is years behind even the slopiest Chinesium self-hosted nano LLM alternative.Believe or not, they will talk about Apple's first folding phone and how this will revolutionise the market. The rest of the event will just be faggots clapping.
Hoping for the m5 ultra although it's going to have such a painful price.
>>109007637I wish I had stayed on 17. I fell for the new features meme one more time and got rekt.
>>109007658>>109007656fair, my only hope is for them to open the platform and allow dualboot
>>109007670KEKKK
>>109007676i know
>>109007659apple intelligence sucks because they don't want to give third party LLMs access to their OS APIs. creating a frontier model takes a lot of effort and I don't think apple even wants to be in that space
>>109007670Why would you want to dual boot into anything besides macOS nowadays? It's the least pozzed OS. Anyone clinging to Windows for just gaming is retarded and Linux is a meme.
>>109007692i just don't like fagos
How many CCVs will it get on YouTube? Post your prediction.
>>109007196>hopesmore battery on iosmacos unfucked to pre-glass: no shitty rounded corners, apps tab back, way less white space everywhere>dreamsa meteorite wipes out india>expectationsjust as macbook hardware is at its zenith, the software will somehow become even worse
>>109007481Actually the last with Tim. He's still the CEO until September.
>>109007682Apple Maps telling you to cross the Atlantic Ocean sucked. Apple intelligence is on another level of piece of shit.
>>109007481GOOD MORNING
>>109007618any actual game. macs are not actually made for gaming even though they have led a false advertisement campaign where they say that they are. my m3 macbook pro 18gb can only run cyberpunk on low. yes it gets 60 fps but so what? that's objectively terrible.
>>109007659The annual WWDC seethe from the x86 poverty tier is always the most entertaining part of the keynote. Your obsessive hatred for Apple is not rooted in technical superiority or "software freedom"; it is entirely a coping mechanism for the fact that your time is fundamentally worthless. While you spend six hours compiling kernel patches just to get your Bluetooth headphones to connect to a decade old ThinkPad, actual professionals are generating capital on unified memory silicon that outbenchmarks your desktop while drawing five watts.
>>109007600can't play Age of Empires or modded Minecraft on those
>>109007196>hopesI know they won't get rid of Liquid Glass so I hope they at least ad an option to disable it or something in this direction
>>109007741liquid glass is great, i wish they had doubled down on it instead of reeling it back in and making it look half-assed
>>109007692Linux is more comfy. Macos feels like it was designed by aliens. It’s a ballache to even create a new file by RBM, ffsI’m not sure I’d actually install linux on my mbp, but I’d like having the ability to do so. Asahi is… okay at best, and only works on old hardware
>>109007741>Helltruly
Keynote thread is up>>109007705>>109007705>>109007705
>>109007720>Apple Maps telling you to cross the Atlantic Ocean suckedyou just hate fun and adventure>>109007733gzdoom worksfactorio worksif you need more buy a desktop
im scared to update my macbook air m1 8gb ram 256gb storage to liquid glass
>>109007735trvke
>>109007735A phone with a keyboard...
>>109007766jesus man why don't you just get a new one? sell that one for like 200 bucks on ebay
>>109007762>if you need more buy a desktopwhat if I boughtered the Mac desktop
>>109007736>or modded Minecraft on thoseThere’s no way this is true, java runs on everything
>>109007775because it still runs well on sequoia. i used to even run docker on this thing without issues
>>109007783Then presumably you need a mini workstation for some creativeslop workflow because a mac makes zero sense for gayming
ohh its in HDR...
All I want is a less shitty and buggy macOS.
>>109007736Age of Empires 1, 2, 3 (??), 4 and Mythology Definitive Editions are on the Xbox actually
>>109007794>run docker on this thingOn 8gb ram? BullshitThose are usable for light work like excel, web browsing etc, but docker containers are ram hungry as fuck, theres just no way
TIM APPLE
oh shit he's alive
>apple invented mornings
>>109007826it works man why would i lie lmao. the m1 chip is very capable
LET'S GO, iCHUDS.
>introducing... the iSlop.
space iphone
>>109007841The chip is irrelevant. Any non trivial docker setup needs multiple gigs of ram on its own. You simply cannot run it on a 8gb machine without instantly spilling into swap
>>109007659>>109007266Hey idiots, this is literally the entire reason for this keynote is showing that Apple has AI now and everyone knows that, its like the narrative we all know it, stop acting smug when you aren't even as helpful as a mug and you only give your own dick a tug. Fug.
Hippies still exist?
>>109007659>is years behind even the slopiest Chinesium self-hosted nano LLM alternative.Ironically the Chinese people fucking love iPhones due to being unironically being more privacy conscious and less bloated than their entire domestic market
Booting my Mid 2009 MacBook Pro running Mac OS X El Capitan to watch
>>109007898>the entire reason for this keynote is showing that Apple has AI now and everyone knows thatanon are you retarded, they wont be showing off google’s ai that they bought as their main thing
one of my usb ports on my m1 air stopped working i’ve treated this thing with care and this is what tim apple does to me
>>109007877well yeah it uses swap like crazy but it works
SHUBHAMSHA-BUM
>Golden GateBut where's the wallpaper?
>Menopause is your body's next chapter, roastie :)
>>109007746they didn't reel back shit, it was always half assed
>>109007942>sub-human
>Apple IntelligenceOh boy here we go.
>think it'll be AI slop >it's just child safety slopt-thanks...
>Now, let's turn to surveillance>We are here to help you>This means integrating AI deeply into the products you use and rely on
>>109008265WAIT I WAS ONLY KIDDING STOP
Notice how he keeps switching the leg he's resting on every second. He is hiding something.
We care about your privacy. Therefore, A DEEP COLLABORATION WITH GOOGLE.
Our powerful semantic index profiles your life. On-screen awareness watches everything you do. This powerful architecture empowers a wide range of "helpful" experiences.
>>109007746macos liquid ass is disgusting
Siri AI. Let’s roll.
>>109007766you really really shouldn't. it's quite a bit slower.
Personal context understanding.Don't ask how it works.Siri loves you.
>>109008359In 15 years zoomers and gen A will be nostalgic for this look like it was the pinnacle of soulful tech design.
Let's ask how Siri can use awareness of what's on your screen.But really, don't ask.
PEAK
>Siri talks like a retarded ZoomerIt's over.
>customize Siri's voice>you can't turn off the vocal fry
Boring. When will Apple start making Siri sex bots?
Are any of these people real? Because they all look and sound AI-generated.
We know what your daughter said last night.
>visibily stuttering>for an AI chatc'mon man
This guy made his haircut look like the Adoring Fan from Oblivion.
>>109007196its amazing how slow theyre making siri look. no insta answer. bet everything is going to the server
>>109008469Pseudo-intellectual smart casual brands only hire people who smile 24/7 like machines and behave in a calm and eternally positive yet professional manner.
We integrated Siri into Spotlight. Whenever you search for local files, your query gets uploaded.
>>109008526For once, Apple is behind Microsoft.
a cli client for Siri would fuck
I want to rape siri
sex with saari
lol let siri change all your passwords. no way this wont be abused or go badly
>no EUYurobros...
nigger music
>>109007196You guys are fucking fags man, they basically fucked up every other tech company and it got 100 posts and no sticky and this was Apple triumphing over adversity and doing one of its more impressive feats. Yes it was mostly done before by other LLM but just going from absolutely nothing to equal or better than everyone.They even gave us a funny tech rap at the end.
>Apple>Think niggerish
mfw app rap
>>109008359how does this not look good to you
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/06/due-to-dma-siri-ai-delayed-in-eu-for-ios-27-and-ipados-27/YUROPOORS BTFO
WE JUMPED ON THE AI BANDWAGON TOOWE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT
>>109009208Damn it feels good to be European.
>>109009208Rare EU w
>>109009208if anything, that's a big win
GUYS PLEASE TALK ME OUT OF BUYING THIS. https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1957032-REG/apple_mbp_m5p_03_14_macbook_pro_m5.htmlI THINK IM GONNA DO IT. IM GONNA CONSOOM.i heard m5 pro is a beast but i have m3 pro so maybe i dont need...but m3 pro is already 3 years old....and i could just give this laptop to mi madre
>>109009198it looks like ass. liquid ass
>>109009299give m3 to madre buy m5
>>109009208That's a win for euros.
>>109009198Transparency that increases the saturation of what is behind it + large rounded corners. This was designed for women and gays.
>>109009208>delayedDisappointing. I don't want AI at all.
bought an iphone 11 for 100 euros on januaryyay another year of suppport
>>109009341just don't activate it
>>109009208hey amerifatguess who can sideload (which is better than anything your lobotomised chatbot can do)you also lost to Iran
I was hoping for an M5 Ultra Mac Studio, I want to get one for 3D rendering. :(
>>109008302his balls are sticking to his leg it happens
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
>>109009299Just buy a used thinkpad for 10% of that price lil nigga
IT'S UP13.37 GB H0LY B4S3D
>>109009419lowkey i wanna download this on my main phone but apple can spy the shit out of you in these betas
>>109009431Bro just turn it off it's the same setting as the stable releases
https://youtu.be/NRhlVqrV9wk
>>109008302>If I speed it up>can you handle that?
>>109007196I fucking love apple total androidjeet death
macbook neo 2 with more RAM at the same or a lower price, or otherwise, some further expansion and development of the macbook neo line
>>109009587Cute wishful thinking. They're already selling the current line at near-zero profit margins.
>>109007736inca trush
>>109007741OS X 10.10-10.15 had the greatest UI design of any operating system ever made. I couldn't believe it when they released the garbage "unified" UI that Big Sur switched to, and yet, somehow Liquid Glass makes Big Sur look like a masterpiece.
>>109007196Nearly everything they announced this year was horrifying. My god, I am not excited about technology anymore.
>>109007196I am excited
>>109009635I started with Sequoia and like it pretty much, looks very clean, professional and not like a childs toy that is Liquid Glass
I'm using an iPhone 13 mini that I haven't updated since the day I got it and with every WWDC since then that decision gets more and more vindicated holy fuck
>>109007912Japanese love Apple too.
apple will always be a humiliation ritual. sure the hardware is great now, but the software is dogshit.
>>109008359It's neither bad nor good. "Lukewarm" would describe I feel towards it. Or ambivalent.
This was the saddest WWDC I've seen in a long time. I was sincerely hoping they'd do something interesting with all the time they had to fix Apple Intelligence and with how fast AI advances. The best they could do is pretend nobody has seen Gemini or ChatGPT doing the same shit they presented here years ago and haven't already gone VERY well beyond what Apple is doing. This was a waste of time and actually made me consider Project Spark laptops and just stick with Pixel for the smartphone (and I really don't want to since Pixel 11 is going to be eSIM only).Sorry for being so frustrated, but you'd expect better from the people who were responsible for the modern day smartphone which is one of the most transformative technologies of our time.
>>109009419I'm back on iOS 27 New wallpaper
>>109009781this is with the liquid glass slider turned to maximum clear, and the apps set to dark mode, it looks way better on light mode desu
>>109009757MacOS has been better than Windows for a long time, although that is starting to change with recent rushed versions of macOS being buggy and unstable. >>109009775To be honest their market demographics don't want or care about the most advanced "AI" shit, and many people are tired of "AI" being shoved into every product (Copilot? Lmao). I feel like most people just prefer to go to the chatgpt site when they want to use chatgpt. Nobody really wants it integrated into their operating system, bugging them all the time.
>>109009781Looks like shit desu.
>>109009804Do you prefer light app mode?
>>109009825And this is the default non glass apps
I am using a 13 mini and I refuse to replace it until they come out with a new phone that isn't literally worse
>>109009831Steve Jobs knew one thing: that the masses have terrible taste, and that the defaults MUST be the optimal way to enjoy computing.
>>109009803>many people are tired of "AI" being shoved into every productI think the overwhelming majority don't have a strong opinion one way or the other. It depends on who you ask, but most people in real life that I come across and talk to look at ChatGPT and Gemini as useful. The older and more elderly people seemed to be the ones that had the most aversion to it as well as the more progressive/liberal demographics.Regardless, Apple shouldn't be this far behind in this. They were responsible for Siri which should have been the one leading the way with this stuff. Now we're past basic chatbots and into agentic and physical AI applications. Seeing the WWDC was like watching something from 3 or 4 years ago.
>>109007196>WWDC 2026apple is going hard on aiI'm not buying another apple product
>>109009899>apple is going hard on ai I'm not buying another apple productI agree this sucksbut so are samsung and google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl2jsIoMfDUGET IN HEERE NIGGAS PART 2
>>109009945yeah I think I'm literally going to walk away from steam and even computers I'm just done with all this shit. these screens came into our lives and fucking ruined everything for what. we live in our little boxes with screens and we hate each other. some of us need to be brave and walk away first
>>109009775it’s a fix ios 26 release that supports even iphone 11 from 2019, 7 os updates is nothing to scoff at
>>109009970starting now
>>109009975"we"there's nothing inherently wrong with technology. all you have to do is use it in a way that suits you.
>>109009825>>109009831I like it.
>>109010102both?
So we're not seeing new hardware at all today?
>>109010107Yes.
>>109009864>look at ChatGPT and Gemini as useful.Yeah I mean like they're going to go to chatgpt and gemini when they want to use it. They don't want it in their start menu for example. Of in their fucking emails harassing them with popups (copilot in outlook)>Regardless, Apple shouldn't be this far behind in this.I don't know. I feel like their market niche is high-end hardware. I think they would get stomped if they made a huge concerted effort to compete in the AI arms race. They probably recognize that and decided it's better to focus on what they know they can compete in.
>>109009838Me too fellow small hands chad :DPersonally their newer models are ugly, I mean look at those gay pastel colors. Who wants their phone to look like an easter egg? >then buy the pro ultra XL battlestar galactica modelI don't want to buy a larger phone to get better colors. That's STUPID!
>>109009975I largely agree with you but like >>109010068said I think the best thing to do is just be self disciplined and treat it as a tool. I don't have social media, I ignore liquid ass, I emulate old ps1 games... My life would suck if I lived in a cabin in a woods with no internet, and I know it deep down>>109010162>I mean look at those gay pastel colorsglad somebody mentioned it. It's vile. all the recent iphones suck ass. bring back these bad boys!!!
>>109009864>Seeing the WWDC was like watching something from 3 or 4 years ago.Some of this stuff predated ChatGPT 3.5 era type stuff from November 2022, the better dictation they are locking behind their latest iPhones and Macs for Siri is like Alexa Echo era type improvements over a decade ago. Better late than never but the most advanced stuff they had for this is around ChatGPT 4o level at best, which is 2 years behind. Overall, I would say 3 is more apt. Who knows if this will bite them in the butt but I think outside of Apple diehards and maybe the progressive/liberal crowd who wants AI done the "right" way being hypocrites, I don't see a substantial amount of people going out of their way to keep Apple as a default here especially when this is going to land pretty hot. The real thing is if they will get their shit together before one of the alternative devices wins out and steal the next tech thing from Apple. Right now, that could be glasses and Apple's timelines are way behind on when Google will get theirs out and Meta constantly iterating on it.
>>109009825lol the amount of aliasing - disgusting
Every breath you takewww.inverse.com/article/16929-apple-watch-will-now-remind-ou-to-breatheEvery move you makewww.stopspying.org/latest-news/2021/10/1/stop-condemns-apple-for-tracking-iphone-location-when-turned-offEvery bond you breakacecilia.medium.com/apple-is-sending-a-request-to-their-servers-for-every-piece-of-software-you-run-on-your-mac-b0bb509eee65Every step you takewww.komando.com/security-privacy/secret-map-tracking-apple/465598I'll be watching youarchive.is/2024.10.10-000653/https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2024/10/09/apple-sells-privacy-to-consumers-but-its-quietly-helping-police-use-iphones-for-surveillanceEvery single dayhttps://sneak.berlin/20230115/macos-scans-your-local-files-nowEvery word you saywww.foxbusiness.com/technology/apples-siri-is-eavesdropping-on-your-conversations-putting-users-at-riskEvery game you playtechstory.in/apple-slammed-by-epic-games-chief-for-spyware-toolsEvery night you staywww.thehackernews.com/2017/10/iphone-camera-spying.htmlI'll be watching youwww.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2022/11/apple-sued-for-pervasive-and-unlawful-data-trackingOh, cant you seeYou belong to metruthout.org/articles/apple-employee-blows-whistle-on-illegal-spying-and-toxic-working-conditionsHow my poor heart achesWith every step you takenakedsecurity.sophos.com/2018/08/13/siri-is-listening-to-you-but-shes-not-spying-says-appleEvery move you makegizmodo.com/apple-iphone-ipad-privacy-problems-data-gatheringEvery vow you breakappleinsider.com/articles/16/09/29/apple-acknowledges-tracking-imessage-metadata-and-sharing-it-with-law-enforcementEvry smile you fakeabc4.com/news/tech-social-media/yes-your-iphone-is-taking-invisible-pictures-of-youEvery claim you stakewonderfulengineering.com/u-s-apple-store-employees-are-working-to-unionize-and-theyre-using-android-phones-to-keep-apple-from-spying-on-themI'll be watching youhttps://sneak.berlin/20201112/your-computer-isnt-yours
>>109007196>>hopes>>dreamsnone>>expectationsapple ai
>>109007741What a completely unserious language.
>>109007196>less than 2 hours to gofewer.Please bother to learn English
>>109012624Ok there Stannis
>>109007659so you're telling me apple invented AI? wow
>>109012068the language you are writing here is based on my so unserious language
europoors could never
>>109013131That's not what Germanic means.
>>109013210it's a win for yurop in my book
>>109007581I didn’t see Ternus at all
>>109007692Help it not be e-waste once Apple stops releasing their OS for itI wonder when they’ll drop support for M1 chips
>>109007909NoAll the boomers who idolize the 60s were in middle school or elementary school when Woodstock happened
>>109008517Use apfel at the command lineLLMs take time to do stuff, even on-device ones
>>109009160They had a redhead talk about stuff and needed to keep the balance
>>109009299I gave my old M2 to my motherGreat excuse to buy new things
>>109009803I had a question for ChatGPT while I was driving and it would have been nice to ask Siri right then and there instead of having to create a reminder to ask ChatGPT
>>109007196>hopesThat they declare bankruptcy>dreamsApple going bankrupt>expectationsanother iphone with very little to nothing changed that will eventually make every other smartphone manufacturer follow their bullshit trend.
>>109009825>>109009831Liquid glass is so pretty, I always want to lick my screen.
>>109012713kys
Have tim apple pegged on stage.And an oled ipad mine PRETTY PLEAAAASE
>>109014201that is a really demoralizing screenshothow fucking sad what computers have becomejust elaborate web browser appliancesand AI is going to make (is already making) everything 1000x worse
>>109007735I have a mac mini myself. Using Apple hardware (and especially software) for anything other than hosting LLMs is retarded.
>>109013131>>109013307The Anglo-Saxons were ethnically and linguistically Germanic peoples who lived in what is now northern Germany (and southern Denmark) before migrating to Britain in the 5th and 6th centuries CE. So, while they were ancestrally German and came from German soil, they were a distinct tribal group that predated the modern German nation-state.
What does the news app look like in iOS 27? I hate the gradient at the top of the screen in iOS 26, I hope they replaced it with a bar like other appsWhile they're at it they should put the publication logo back in the top bar so I know who to blame when a news article is shit
Installed 27 on my why-did-i-even-buy-it ipad and outside of ai slop (which I dgaf about) there’a literally no difference compared to 26Remove the "how much glass do you want" slider on startup and I couldn’t tell I updated
>>109012713
everyone on this site keeps shitting on me but macs lowkey kinda won. imagine needing a full tower pc. its not even worth it. most games suck. as long as i can play the few games i actually like it's like who tf cares.you can play runescape on a mac, wow on a mac. bloons tower defense 6 on a mac. like, i won.t. considering buying an m5 macbook pro with 48gb of ram.
