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GET IN HERE

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/
https://www.youtube.com/live/hF8swzNR1-o?si=QmpGHv-BqmRB3NR1
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slopple
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is there anything more comfy than an apple keynote general on /g/?

all the apple invents _______ memes and making fun of the token diversity presenters gets me every time
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10 minutes i’m gonna cum
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I kinda don't give a fuck desu. Apple has really lost their magic recently. Arc G3 has been pushing the limits of low power x86 recently so this whole "put a phone cpu in a computer" deal isn't as attractive as it once was desu.
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Satania eatin’ well
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wheres the sticky
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>>109007719
I enjoy olympics and world cup more
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GOOD MORNING
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I am watching the Apple Keynote in the Apple TV App on my Apple MacBook Pro M4 Pro.
Thanks dear Tim Apple, now remove Liquid Glass, thanks
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>>109007719
nope, we all come together here
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Apple Invented Folding Phones
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>>109007760
>muh gaming!
grow up adults do work on Macs.
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Apple isn't technology, its consoomer slop made for idiots and sheep.
Why is apple posting allowed here?
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GOOD MORNING SIRS
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>>109007793
macOS does not support the software I use to do my work. Sorry
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>>109007800
LOL!
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>>109007760
Still worst than apple and more expensive so it's gay and useless
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I'm a Macfag and everything but Apple presentations consistently feature the absolute shittiest music I've ever heard
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PLEASE APPLE ANNOUNCE SOME OFFICIAL PROTON SUPPORT OR SOMETHING KINO
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>>109007801
now you are just lying
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>>109007786
>Hell
>Dunkel
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this song sucks
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holy fuck please fix macos tahoe
it's so fucking bad it's embarrassing
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tim apple's last "good morning"
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>>109007817
Sloppa music for a sloppa keynote
>APPLE MUSIC AI REMIX MODEL
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If they'll let me use the full Firefox (with the possibility to add ublock origin) on iOS and iPadOS I would buy their expensive gadgets no doubt.
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GOOD MORNING TIM!!!!!!!!
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THANK YOU TIM
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>>109007811
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Apple invented mornings
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He’s looking older this time
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/comfy/
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More concurrent viewers than SGF - yes or no?
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>>109007786
>Apple Keynote in the Apple TV App
Any reason to do that over youtube?
>Apple MacBook Pro M4 Pro
my nigga
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>>109007834
autodesk is truly incompetent
hundreds of dollars for software that feels ancient
>>
what if it sucks?
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>>109007843
why aren't you on a computer?
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Only bad mornings from now on. Thanks for your service Tim o7
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>>109007822
Hopefully he ropes himself like all the good gays do. Fuck him, I hope he fucking dies from brain cancer that fucking faggot. DEATH TO ALL FAGS.
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i miss live shows not this gay pre recorded shit
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THANK YOU BASED TIM APPLE
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>>109007853
use case for computer?
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It's in hdr wtf nice
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HELLO CRAIG :3
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>>109007842
this is what happens when you get into politics
the stress ages you horribly
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Craig-sama
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theyre so old bros
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>TRUST AND SAFETY
Oh dear
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>>109007843
>watching on a fucking phone
why even bother watching at all. what the fuck.
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>>109007862
bigger screen
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Trusted Computing Chip
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>>109007870
he still has good hair
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>CRACK MARKETING TEAM
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>platform improvements
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>>109007871
>>109007879
"Trust and Safety" has NEVER been a headline intro item in a WWDC right?
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DUDE WEED LMAO
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Apple invented crack
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We're fucking zooming already to macos, holy shit. What do they have planned for later.
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>>109007793
>>109007806
I mean 12W is official ARM territory. The whole reason anyone here rooted for ARM was because it promised passively cooled laptops with 20 hour battery lives...
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Apple invented chakras
>>
Craig is mad that he didn't become the CEO
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tf is this gay hippie shit
>>
the bitrate on youtube sucks
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>>109007876
>not having an Apple iPad Pro (tm)
why do you hate america?
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>>109007705
>Worked for Apple Support for 3 years
>iOS and Mac Tier 1 Support
>Forced to watch WWDCs on company time
Fuck Apple
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macOS VW
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Golden Gate Claude
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APPLE BUILT THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE
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This guy has massive pedophile energy
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>>109007896
why aren't you on your ipad then
>>
MACOS GOLDEN GATE
AAHHHHHH
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golden gays
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>speed improvement update
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
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they're barely gonna mention AI are they
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So now Mac will be using bridge names?
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APPLE INVENTED GOOOD MORNANG

the youtube stream is like a minute behind apple stream btw
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AAHHH FUCK A JEET ITS OVER
>>
>>109007897
You are going no where. You are basically a failure in IT if you end up as a genius bar employee. Learn how to fix a fucking computer and network you dumb faggot. Maybe end your life? Your pathetic miserable faggot life.
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LIQUID ASS
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>Shabum
POO IN BUM
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>here's Shubham
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>we finally fixed liquid ass
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>liquid ass
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>POO
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*"We're sorry for liquid ass" intermission*
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Liquid poo
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>>109007891
So?
>More expensive
>No scale
Into the trash it goes. MacBook Neo or an old used M1 still gives the arm promise
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>>109007914
I’m converting shit with ffmpeg on my macbook so might as well use it
I, being good consumer sheeple, own everything apple except a desktop
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they just can't admit that liquid glass was a mistake.
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>jeet named shitbum made liquid ass
pottery
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OMG YEEESSSSSS
FUCK LIQUID GLASS
GIMME DAT SLIDER
NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
>>
Apple invented sliders
>>
The discovered the Blur slider after decades
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Strop launghing at him you stupid madarchods.
>>
Imagine talking about some fucking shader in a keynote lol
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i sweat iOS used to look like this more than a decade ago
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SAME CORNER RADIUS
AAAAHHHHHH
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>>109007954
>8gb ram in 2026
/g/ - technology
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>literally just going backwords
I'm happy but fuck, what a wasted year
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>>109007948
This is one of those bro-tier Indians like you would see in an 1980s computer movie.
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>we are rolling back liquid glass
lmao
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>jeets is to blame for liquid glass shit
Many such cases
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when do they announce the new hardware? who gives a shit about their retardOS?
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Holy fuck they stole my 3d icon idea
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>>109007875
>windows
>chrome
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>>109007974
This isn't a hardware event, retard.
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>>109007972
yeah slowly but surely, lmao.
no wonder after all ther shitposting since its release and mad people everyhweere
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>the state of macos
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>>109007974
They don’t announce any hardware in this
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Do they have non-jeets working there? It seems only Tim Apple and that other gay guy is white.
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>>109007975
you should sue
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Stacey slampig in the sheets genius in the streets!
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>corner radius consistency
lmaooo the tweets got to them
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>>109007971
you're brown
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>>109007974
wrong event, retard
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>>109007975
BLOODY BENCHOD
APPLE INVENTED 3D ICONS
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Shitty unoptimized first-party apps now slightly faster. Waow!
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>>109007972
iOS 18 was perfect desu
all it needs is bug fixes and QOL features
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>we dont want liquid glass
>here is more of this pajeet nigger slop

Can we just nuke the fuck out of india already?
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Apple invented Android's Zygote
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>It's impossible to think it could load any faster
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Fuck this nepobaby jeet for ruining macos interface.
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they fucked up iOS so bad that this entire show so far has been about fixing it
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They just discovered prefech from 2 decades ago
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>>109007994
>Apology Keynote
This is actually embarrassing.
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>>109007978
>>109007981
>>109007991
why is there even a thread about this then, you guys are the macfag (derogatory) crowd
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wow you guys are racist
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>>109007973
Uh no, it was this guy, and he got fired instantly
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What's wrong with her nose
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liquid glass and Apple. AI were literally corporate espionage to slow down Apple. So glad they are course correcting.
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I got 17 a month ago, first apple product
I think liquid glass is fine
even looks cool sometimes
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>>109008010
fuck i just noticed
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>>109008010
too many cock slaps on her face
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>>109008006
Apple hardware is great right now. The software is what's lagging behind.
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>>109008006
Why are you here? You have better things to do.
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Ngl as applecattle things are looking up so far
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>>109008002
Well they are fucking it even more. They are doubling down on Liquid Glass.
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>>109007983
they cannot redeem, I'm calling my lawyer
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>my iphone 13 is getting closer to being no longer supported

god dammit
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>phone released 7 years ago still gets the latest os
based apple
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This is a great update bros
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>they still haven't removed icons from macos menus
garbage update
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>>109007954
????

The macbook neo is objectively doshit though. Low power but very low performance at 12W.
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This feels like a huge waste of time and they are just doing this WWDC out of obligation. Also why don't they do these live and in-person like they used to?
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>>109008028
MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
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okay this networking stuff actually sounds good
>>
>>109008018
It’s fine on ios, but it’s horrid on a mac
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>>109008028
erm
>>
I hope they fix the tag index in macOS. I can't find any of my files because it likes to pretend that the tags have no content.
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>search index
>more comprehensive
I see this being used in the trust and safety section...
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>>109008043
BASED
>>
>>109008034
>dgpu beats phone gpu
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>>109008040
Ah. I see
well, good for you guys
>>
they need to unfuck the photos app. my boomer parents ask me to find things for them all the time. it's a shitshow.
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>>109008032
More liquid glass is a good upate? Shut the fuck up you faggot
>>
>>109008028
>>109008043
>iToddler
>Loves scat
Good morning saaaaar
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>>109008034
why the fuck are you guys using GTA5 as a benchmark? Who is buying a Neo to play GTA?
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>>109008030
what causes women to get these fucking pointy cheekbones, goddamn she looks like a witch from a halloween decoration
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anti-apple schizo having a melty
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Apple Invented Periods
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>>109008055
this make me thirsty
>>
ew girl stuff
>>
iOS for Menopause
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>>109008034
Is that the native macOS version of GTA V?
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iXisters I can track my girlperiods!
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my oshii is undergoing menopause guys whatdo
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still not getting an iphoen sorry im jsut not getting an iphone
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oh they remembered AVP exists
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>>109007989
Apple finally solved your problems with perimenopause sister.
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>3 band eq
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>>109007800
kek
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>>109008057
Stop moving the goal post.
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why not just center it
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>i can finally boost the mids they removed in the airpods pro 2 to 3 transition
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has this ever happened before? where they present updates on all the OSes in a single presentation?
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>>109008059
loss of facial fat = old hag
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>>109008075
oh no no no it's so over
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DIGITAL ID HERE IT COMES
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Why are the assholes so accentuated...
>>
I want iMac Pro
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>Craig doesn't age and looks better than Applel hags
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>>109008081
Don't think so
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>>109008089
Get a fucking job
>>
>Privacy and security
That's fucking rich when theyr silicon has a built-in hardware backdoor lmao
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PooPooDC
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>SIRI CALL 911 I CRASHED MY FLYING MACHINE
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VP Health?
>>
sum bul shit
>>
would
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Would you?
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>apple introduces ID age verification
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MOMMYJEETA
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APPLE INVENTED CHILD SAFETY
P
P
L
E

I
N
V
E
N
T
E
D

C
H
I
L
D

S
A
F
E
T
Y
>>
dammmn I'd crack that
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sorry i missed it. are they going to delete liquid glass?
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Can I play my itch io porn games on a macbook It's a deciding factor if I ever buy one
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>poojeeta

I SLEEP
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>parents know best
based apple?
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>>109008074
i'm not the anon you were responding to, but judging the macbook by it's performance in GTA5 is beyond retarded and you should kys
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>>109008102
her feet are way too close together for a Apple VP
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>>109008106
Craig already did
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Can we please start telling kids drag queens are whacked in the head so we can protect them
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>>109008096
stop being antisemitic
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I'm trying to suck her toes
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inb4 China-style ID based timers
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Did he get robbed of his CEO position?
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>>109008102
Yeah that's a very trad wife length skirt.
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just dont give a child under 13 a fucking smartphone
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>>109008107
They're adding a tinted option and making changes to make it look less ass.
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>>109008118
Ranjeesh...
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>parents now need to start parenting
the parents aren't gonna like this
they treat ipads like babysitters
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>>109008102
imagine how large her rear end must be
>>
i feel like kids need to be less safe
>>
>>109008121
Yes, Apple was being propped up by software for years while their hardware was shit
>>
>>109008121
No, he isn't destined for it
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>>109008107
there will be a slider to make it like in macos Sequoia frosted glass look and they make corner radius the same across all programs
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>Director Trust, Safety, Values
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>>109008123
OY VEY BAN THIS ANON
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>>109008123
child abuse
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>>109008094
I have a job
I want to spend my job money
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>>109008112
You sound rattled. Maybe the macbook should be able to play a game from 2013. I can play it on my phone under proton. Hope this helps
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Is this place a healthy digital habit?
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>>109008121
he arguably has the most important job at apple
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>all these indians practicing their white person voices
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It should be the opposite, kids should have access to full internet and with age you should be restricted. Kids can get over trauma much easier.
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How long is this stream gonna be?
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the amount of browns is increasing. Is it over, Applebros?
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>>109008147
Fucking up the software year after year?
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is there anyone at apple who isnt fat or brown
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>>109008123
why are you so transphobic???
>>
no kid is ready for reddit
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>>109008121
he's already too old, he's nearing retirement
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>>109008141
You should buy a 200 gallon drum of ice cream instead
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>>109008136
>>109008124
ok that sounds good at least
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>>109008102
Looks like Amanda Crew after a procedure going wrong
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>>109008143
letting your kid early on 4chan means putting them at the cutting edge of culture
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>Separate guest account where you can set parental controls like app restrictions and focus mode
Isn't this a thing that's already in damn near everything (including all other smartphones)? What's the purpose of this?
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>>109008102
Yes, I'm sure that outfit is pretty comfy to wear.
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>>109008143
i'd say no based on the three blown out hentai asshole I've seen in the last minute
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ASIAN WOMAN PLEASE FART ON MYY FACE
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Have they dropped Liquid Ass yet
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>>109008112
you made the mistake of responding to our resident anti-apple retard
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We're watching Apple getting jeeted in real time
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SEX
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oh hello there mi lady
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>>109007935
>Fixing sneed-c's in 2026
>Reddit spacing
Yup. He's a spic.

>>109007989
>Being white on the dedicated /ai/ board
Kek. Lwab even.
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>implying parents care about age ratings
you know how many teenagers play grand theft auto and call of duty?
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>Ask to Browse Website
2026: ask your parent
2027: ask the censorship bureau
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>your kid wants to access whitehouse.com
oh sure no problem!
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>>109008143
No but don't worry because modern "social" media is even worse.
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>>109008142
Not the use case for it at all so why should it matter?
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>>109008170
just go to thailand you freak
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>>109008173
>vidrel
jesas
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Asian baddy
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>>109008166
>What's the purpose of this?
By this, I mean "why are they acting like this is a new thing"?
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JK Rowling ahh naming scheme
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CLEAN IT UP JANNY
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>>109008176
There is no spacing in my post you dumb fucking nigger. Also macs are only for brown people or white pedophiles.
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>>109008166
Appease regulators and governments
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>>109008192
>ahh
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I DONT GIVE A FUCK JUST SHOW ME THE AI STUFF
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THIS SHIT IS SO BORING OMGGGG
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>>109008172
ah, i see
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how are niggas even supposed to jack off anymore
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>>109007705
oy vey you better ask you parents before browsing 4chan
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>>109008181
oh shit they changed it??? damn. need to think up a better example now.
>>
What would you do if your child wants to access 4chan?
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KIDS CANNOT SEE GOATSE ANYMORE

THANK YOU APPLEL
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>>109008181

Sure. Here’s the kids guide to President Trump too!

https://thekidsguide.com/trump47/
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>>109008203
AI is gay.
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She is sooooo attractive GODDAMN
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>>109008203
>>109008204
>childfree chuds seething
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>>109008186
I want the pussy type of women
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>>109008207
imagination
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>>109008028
>>109008043
>>109008055
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>>109008215
yeah she's hot
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>>109008207
with the power of their imagination
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modern parenting seems very gay, no wonder kids are so retarded now.
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>>109008184
why cant a computer in 2026 not run a game from 2013
>>
i feel like the increased parental restrictions is a direct result of more asians in apple leadership
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I don't even care what she's saying. I'm already imagination a life with her.
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>>109008181
lol, this unlocked a memory from ~1995-1996 when we first got internet access and i went to whitehouse.com and it was porn site
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The gooner timer wouldn’t have affected me as a kid. Heck I might still be able to beat it today.
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What's up with all this controlling bullshit? Apple conditioning people to be sheep is what it is. GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Groomers in shambles
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I actually think these features are really good. Not a parent but it basically locks me in to getting an iPhone if I do.
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>>109008203
absolutely no real human gives a single fuck about that
>>
When will this segment end already
>>
App-based surveillance API time
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>>109008223
muh dick
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Do people even have kids anymore
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she seems to be a cool person
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>>109008230
Sorry I'm first in line
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>>109008223
forced impregnation
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>developers will ensure...
I'M NOT ENSURING SHIT
>>
>devs are responsible to make child safe apps
so the concept of being a parent is now a problem huh?
>>
>>109008237

I agree. KaZaA was not the best app for me to be on as a teenager. I saw some whacky stuff on there.
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>>109008246
Only Apple users.
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>>109008227
Because it's not a legit use case for that particular computer. Just buy a different computer or a console or play with your phone like a toddler.
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how much time theyre devoting to this is just proof that parents defer to big tech companies to raise their children
>>
just tuned in. what did I miss? did they show XR stuff already? fuck
>>
Im an incel nigga i don't care about this
>>
That's called a web page, not a website, Craig what the fuck
>>
>>109008227
Because the developer of the game didn't make it for the 2026 computer.
>>
Next step: every government will enable these features by default until you verify your ID.
>>
AYY EYE
>>
show me the apple car already
>>
>we haven't been spending billions of dollars on ai rnd
truly based
>>
I like the utopia in the background where people talk to eachother in real life outside
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BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT CRAIG THAT SHIT IS GROSS
>>
Fucking finally. They better have improved Siri's dictation or I'm going to throw my phone out the window
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>Applel failed at AI
>trying to gaslight everyone about AI
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>>109008266
kek. exactly. fuck this shit.
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>>109008263
I can play a game from 2013 on my computer at 120fps. You are a dumb browoid and I hope to fucking God someone ass rapes you
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>>109008260
you can disable glass
uniformly rounded corners
apple invented sliders
that’s about it
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Apple Intelligence gonna slap the shit out of Nvidia’s Artificial Intelligence ain’t it
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>>109008273
he has a manly chest unlike you zoomer faggot lmao
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shittalking AI labs when you have to rely on them lmao
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He is moving his leg every single sentence, drive me crazy
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>>109008280
And your computer is running macOS?
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the ENTIRELY """"NEW"""" SIRI (the same)
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>>109008277
Eh at least this one will be slightly more private
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The reason for this section is that the US and other governments around the world were pushing for Apple to be responsible for age appropriate content for kids on platform level. Apple wants the responsibility remain on the parents.
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>>109008248
boing
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>new siri
fucking finally
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>>109008280
Go play it then manchild
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"together". yeah sure buddy.
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STOCKS ARE GOING TO CRASH
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>>109008285
No
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I'm honestly shocked that people actually give a fuck about AI and Siri
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>>109008296
They announced a new Siri last year and it still hasn't shipped.
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private cloud compute is goated
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>>109008266
oddly enough apple okays it for you if you have an oldfag account, my uk family didn’t have to do shit on iphones while their shitass kids needed to verify
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>>109008197
>>Niggit spaces TWICE
>Chromeos out of thin air
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Every normie will start "editing" their photos with this shit kek
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google have apple by the balls. they're never going to let iPhones be more intelligent than their own phones. they're always going to be at least a year behind.
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Finnish Siri is fucking hilarious when i use Carplay. If i actually pronounce something properly, let's say "Play The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby" it will not understand what i want, but if i say it in the thickest fucking finnish accent i can muster it gets it every time. "SOITA THÖ PIITLES - ELENOR RIKPI" "Soitetaan THÖ PIITLES - ELENOR RIKPI palvelussa Äppöl muusik"
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Summer Game Fest was more fun, this is so fucking boring
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all these words to say siri still sucks
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im turning all that shit off day one
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>>109008277
I noticed that immediately.
>Those other guys doing AI? Yeah, they are just doing AI just because! Us though? We want to make AI for people like us. You and me. The real people. Apple cares about you.
I can't wait for Project Spark to demolish "Apple Intelligence".
>Siri
Yes, the one that uses Gemini as a foundation now.
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>>109008290
Why would I use a OS made for brown people? I am white, And I dont fuck dudes. Honestly man maybe its time you hang yourself and leave a letter to your famoly that says "sorry mom i like gay ass rape"
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Siri, find the naked pic of my niece
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>>109008313
Yes, Apple is one of the few companies that does this. Most will ask for verification even if the account is 69 years old
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>ai shit
usecase?
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>>109008307
You can tell those don’t use apple products
Nobody who’s an isheep wants anything to do with siri
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>>109008326
So, you're just comparing apples to oranges? Got it.
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>broad world knowledge
young zuckerberg is interested
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Who team "developer beta on minute one" here?
The last time that approach fucked us was iOS 12, since then it has been OK
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>>109008324
king
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I only use siri for setting alarms and reminders, I can't imagine how anyone would need anything else
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>>109008318
They could switch to a different model maybe
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>>109008333
My oranges rape your apples ass and cums in your moms mouth faggot
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>>109008284
fuck, I missed everything!
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>>109008326
why the fuck are you in the Apple keynote thread sperging out about macs lol. Also
>muh apple gay
come on man, it's not 2006 anymore
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>Outside experts can verify
Same lie as last year kek
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Can anyone confirm or deny: Apple software is meaningfully more privacy-respecting than Google software
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>>109008292
lol >>109008096
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>>109008318
the google app suite is already better on ios lol
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>>109008324
dude I'm not even updating in the first place...
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>>109008344
No white person types like this
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>>109008318
how about you think for at least a minute before posting
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How many times can they announce a new AI-powered Siri before they ship it?
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Are there people ITT that actually hate AI?
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>Siri AI
might be the worst name apple have ever come up with
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>>109008348
It's absolutely true, you can't even talk about things out loud without an android device delivering targeted ads
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>>109008346
Being gay doesn't change overtime. It was gay then and its gay now
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>>109008353
I will isntantly update, just because of the liquid glass slider and the corner radius only
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>>109008349
Sure, but at least they won't track everything you type unlike google or open ai. Apple isn't the best when it comes to privacy but it's pretty good.
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>>109008360
this would be the second time.
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>Siri AI
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>Apple cares about your privacy!
>Private cloud compute
We're already starting to move to local AI models that don't need any cloud at all. It's like Apple genuinely thinks nobody pays attention to anything in this industry.
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cancelled my s26 ultra order.
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>>109008354
I am fucking God compared to you. HH
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>Current world knowledge
lmao, Siri is fucked
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>>109008381
Fucking God sounds gay.
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>>109008381
holy brown
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lmao that's a direct shot at the "gemini buy me some tickets" demo
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>>109008381
HH brother
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>>109008365
being gay is just a hobby. but being a faggot is a 40 hour work week
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im too shy to talk to my phone
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>siri whats the name of this JAV actor who is taking 7 dicks up her ass?
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>photo caption says Santa Cruz
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siri ai DOXES your contacts
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welcome to 3 years ago iphone bros
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Did they show anything about the next version of macOS?
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BUMP LIMIT REACHED, NEW THREAD IS UP

>>109008388

>>109008388

>>109008388
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I don't want to talk to a phone
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>>109008400
AI is overhyped by the normies anyway
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>Look! You can ask Siri questions however you want and it gets the answer for you!
Welcome to 2022. This is pathetic.
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>>109008348
Yes but this only tells you that google is utter trash in this area, not that applel is good. And they recently started enshittifying so grabbing all user data possible IS coming sooner or later
The only privacy centric OS are the schizo linux distributions like qubes
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>>109008348
It's the equivalent of storing your valuable stuff in a cardboard box closed with tape (Apple) vs leaving it on the floor (Google).
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>>109008405
yes
you can turn off liquid glass
corner radius everywhere the same
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didnt apple release ads where celebrities were doing this shit a few years ago? was that just a lie?
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siri is a zoomer....
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I want to FUCK siri
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siri pull upp that video I shot in february where I sissygasmed on that 9 inch BBC toy wearing my pink holy trainer
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I really hope the LLM doesn't take over basic Siri interactions, like setting a reminder or alert with voice, or calculating something. Doing these basic tasks by voice is extremely tedious on Google Pixel with Gemini because you have to wait for the retarded model to respond to you with a paragraph instead of just doing the action.
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>>109008405
my highlight was enhanced PiP design for better gooning experience
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>>109008416
Well I guess that's somethin
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Siri-chan...
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>>109008407
this thread is still on page 2 retard
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Apple tryna soak more Windows refugees than the European Union is importing violent brownoids.
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>>109008369
>they won't track everything you type
lmao!
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WHY THE FUCK IS SIRI A WOMAN BY DEFAULT, THAT'S FUCKING WOKE
IT NEEDS TO HAVE A MALE VOICE BY DEFAULT
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THEY FINALLY IMPROVED DICTATION HOLY SHIT
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WHEN IS THE NEW CEO TALKING
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he looks like a demon
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>>109008462
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>>109008462
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
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>watch keynote on my ipad
>room slowly starts smelling like old socks
you can’t explain that
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kind of interesting how they brought back a lot of the 2016 siri design in this new version
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They really wanna make sure people know this is a real demo unlike last time lol
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>Silently staring at the throbber
The authentic AI demo experience
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bro these AI features were maybe cool in 2024 or sum shit. apple is #behindthecurve for real
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apple can't do AI because it employs the most boring motherfuckers on the planet with zero social lives
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how does this guy type so slow
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VISION PRO LETS GOOO
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Siri watches you masturbate.
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>>109008481
>he forgot to uninstall iStink
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why do bitches dress like clowns these days
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Let Apple choose your passwords. To take action on your behalf. Giving you peace of mind.
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>>109008663
she looks like your standard 70s hippie bop
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Not currently watching the stream so I want to challenge myself and figure out what the fuck is going on using only recent replies ITT. What are they shilling this time? AI agent bullshit I'm assuming?
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>limited image generation
OH NO NO NO
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>400 posts for an Apple event
>no sticky
this board is fucking dead
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>>109009105
There is another thread
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>>109009105
4chan is dead chuddy
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>>109009105
No one gives a shit about Apple. Apple is not technology. Never was.
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>>109009105
The Apple event in autumn gets the sticky
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>>109009284
What other non-Apple events get the sticky
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>>109009611
None
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>>109008065
of course not, these insecure fags always use the emulated benchmarks because they're so ashamed (see "Rosetta x86_64" in the top right corner)
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>>109008988
>limited icloud space
>limited somebody elses computer
OH NO OH NO
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>>109007969
I use Linux faggot I use 4gb on my netbook
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GUYS PLEASE TALK ME OUT OF BUYING THIS.

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1957032-REG/apple_mbp_m5p_03_14_macbook_pro_m5.html

I THINK IM GONNA DO IT. IM GONNA CONSOOM.

i heard m5 pro is a beast but i have m3 pro so maybe i dont need...but m3 pro is already 3 years old


or maybe i can buy the rtx spark....
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>>109010511
>i have m3 pro
You don't need it

You can bet 90%+ of the people with a fucking M1 still don't need to upgrade, only a microscopic niche would genuinely feel a substantial workflow improvement by replacing a silicon Mac with a newer one
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>>109010619
i got capitalism brain today idk why. but yeah ur absolutely right

honestly i should probably look into selling the m3 pro right? i mean resale value is insane for apple devices.

im also the guy who posted the dogshit rog zephyrus g16 if you scroll up. i bought a $50 laptop cooling stand off bhphotovideo. i honestly doubt it will do much because i've read up on asus shit a lot. apparently newer asus products are all just dogshit and have manufacturing and firmware issues. i'm honestly surprised they haven't been sued if you can even win a lawsuit against them lmao. (i realized after typing this that i posted this the asus stuff in the pc build general)

but yeah i got consoomer brain. i dont NEED to build a pc yet like i am actually more content with the mac than u would think. like i think people overestimate what they NEED to play. think about how powerful your average device is today. you can do a lot even with shitty mac os. i can emulate thousands of games ive been enjoying ps2 kino. idk sorry for the ramble tech slop is real
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>>109010511
I just tried using drag and drop on my mac to copy a file into my messenger and couldn't do it. Looks like they've killed multi tasking completely, it's a piece of shit OS, but if you're okay using just the command line, for the most basic tasks, sure get a mac



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