GET IN HEREhttps://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/https://www.youtube.com/live/hF8swzNR1-o?si=QmpGHv-BqmRB3NR1
android gods ww@?
Apple invented Her
That voice is HORRIBLE
Shalom
lol their voice models are so behind SOTA
>>109008417Off to work
Oh my god this new Siri AI voice is going to show up in my Sailor Venus hentAIs isn’t it
Holy shit do itoddlers really watch this garbage? He's just blabbering using buzzwords. This is an hour long ad for products these jeets and zoomies already bought. These guys are somehow even gayer than the Linux troons and wintards combined.>>109008096No, don't worry. The guy on my presentation said it's private, so it must be. He used the word privacy 17 times which means it's very private.
Did they just change the default pitch and speed sliders to "Pace" and "Expressivity" or whatever? KEK
im too shy to talk to my phone
>>109008428thank god im not the only apple investor in this thread
I’m gonna ask Siri to sound like a Conservative Australian. It’s gonna push her to her limit.
cool but can Siri read "nahhh nigga, whata dumb aaah hoe frfr nocap" correctly?
siri, generate a cock craving joi. without music
>>109008429Exactly
>>109008438nigga that was MY post
should i buy an apple watch? is it worth it?
>actually updating carplaygoogle would never update auto
>>109008417hyderabad :)
>All these Siri improvements extend to CarPlay and AirPods.Why wouldn't they extend to them? What a weird thing to mention.
Apple is really trying to sell things we've seen from ChatGPT since 2022 as breakthrough Siri features now. It's incredible how far behind they are from everyone else with this.
this guy looks like he's from 2005
By Azura By Azura!
THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FROM ELDER SCROLLS
These presenters are way too happy. It’s creepy how much this guy is smiling.
They should make erp a siri feature
it's kinda..... slow?
WHY THE FUCK IS SIRI A WOMAN BY DEFAULT, THAT'S FUCKING WOKEIT NEEDS TO HAVE A MALE VOICE BY DEFAULT!
Nigga can they move on from AI alreadyGoogling shit isn't that revolutionary>>109008465Ducks are Aryan
this is literally identical to gemini except gemini is located at the bottom of your screen so you can actually reach it with one hand
i recognize this man...
>>109008476pretty good for a local model
>check this out, Siri even included imagesThey are just fucking with us. They can't possibly believe this is impressive for AI in 2026.
I will never talk to my phone.
What would Siri-Grok look like? I’m thinking fat, black and brave but what say you?
does this integrate with whatsapp (I am not indian!!!)
>>109008478shut up chudcel
>>109008476its just as fast as chatgpt
the siri UI looks quite nice
>>109008485Did they say that this is all local?
Bro looking like oblivion character
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO BORING AND SHIT FOR FUCK SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>109008476A bit. You'd expect them to have some perfect situation for an event like this but uh... nope. Makes me thing that it'll be even slower irl
>>109008489you can type into it too. i do that to set reminders n shit
>>109008452im shyer than you so
>>109008483>>109008484uncanny
nigger faggot shitwhere's local erp llm with siri?
>>109008484>>109008488kek
ALFRED CHADS RISE UP
>>109008484This one's Irish tho so he isn't white
Reminder:
>>109008433>Siri analyzes my /ss/ doujin stash and begins to say "ara ara" and call herself "mommy
>>109008501defaults to local then kicks it up to cloud if it thinks its a hard task
>>109008484why he looks so zesty
>>109008512siri erp with me as a giant dragoness with a 14 foot futa cock, no child protection
I like that they're mixing and matching it up instead of separate presentations for each OS. apple years for a unified OS
Realistic loading times this time kek
>>109008522Truth nuke
>>109008502Bro looks AI gen. Guys been living in the post singularity future his whole life.
Can't wait to use absolutely none of this slop
nice now spotlight time to draw will take an extra second on top of the 2s it already takes to decide if it's a queryraycast stay winning
>>109008523Very cultured taste, anon.
siri, make a sissy hypno video craving big dicks sayung pump pump every 10 seconds using your voice
>>109008536They don't wanna get sued again.
>>109008529youre wasting 50 gallons of water for that?
whenever he says "siri can" what he really means is "gemini can"
>>109008529You niggas can't go over a minute without joking about degenerate porn
>>109008523kino
how does this guy type so fucking slow
>14 inch MacBook ProWhy not 16 inch? Is Apple retarded?
Siri write an angry letter to my boss about that fuck up earlier in the week, maximize slurs
I still won't use it but this is already way more useful than windows copilot
>>109008554no. gemini is just the language model
>>109008555>jokingsir?
>>109008561because 14 inch is the chad version
>>109008534All the features they mentioned for now will arrive to every device. Maybe they'll split them up later
Literally everything they've shown is doable right now and has been doable for years with AI chatbots for years.
Can I get Siri to solve captchas and post on 4chan for me?
mine is only 5 inch. that's the world average btw
>>109008549sauce? Saucenao didn’t find the full image.
>views are dropping
ponder the siri orb
>no anime waifu avatar for AVP Siribig miss
>>109008561Don't they always sell it in two sizes?
>my schizophrenic orb started to speak again
what the fuck is that new siri iconno soul
There are dozens of startups just putting a wrapper around someone else's LLM. Seems like they're rebranding siri/apple intelligence to be a wrapper for gemini without naming Google nor the model.
>>109008550
>>109008583I'm referring to the fact that he was just typing on the 14 inch
i swear they already announced all this stuff over the last few years. are they just making it actually work now?
>Siri, should I pay for this bitch?
>>1090085902017 is the most kino
5 mins in and this is boring af
Microsoft Build, Google I/O and NVIDIA's keynote at Taipei have all three been leagues better than this Apple event. It's sad.
>siri orbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj_CEDYQkz4
THEY JUST KILLED CAL AI
What is the cloud computer for if the newer iPhones are powerful enough for local AI?
>>109008609i was thinking that same thing
why is this in virtual reality
is siri /onebag/pilled?
>>109008590I hate the gaudy multicolor shit that both Siri and Gemini currently use
>>109008588but can you fuck it
Has Apple talked about the Apple TV yet? My parents wanted one but I told them they'll probably release a new one soon.
>>109008590They are going back to IOS 7 design
>>109008615Because it doesn't stand up to real world use.
>>109008610Macs
Are we expecting anything exciting or is it more of the same AI shit
>>109008590>Muh heckin retro slop
>>109008615not many people know about this but Apple actually sell a VR headset
>>109008620>Has Apple talked about the Apple TV yet?not yet
>>109008620Zero mentions. But the Apple TV updates are usually only SoC updates, so they usually just shadowdrop the new version.
>>109008578https://exhentai.org/g/3593245/c289624a1b/And then for the extra (but unfortunately censored) paywall-exclusive pics:https://exhentai.org/g/3594731/25156886fb/
>Siri, can I push this dildo into my ass?
Is Siri powered by Gemini?
where the fuck are the new hardwares
this is honestly great. apple won again
>>109008625what do you think bud
>>109008619no but it tells me that it loves me if I ask it
I'm too shy to talk to my phone
when are they bringing out the car
i had this on my s22 for like 3 years
>>109008637THIS ISN'T A HARDWARE EVENTHoly fucking shit, how many fucking times do people need to say it?
Where is Craig going?
>>109008636Yes.
ESLs BTFO
>>109008637October
>>109008628Apple Visión SE when >>109008636Yes
>English only to start.Based. Nice nod to America 250.
>>109008478>raises pawumm excuse me it should have a non-binary voice frfr no cap
>>109008643not shy enough to not steal posts
>BITCH>BITCH>BITCH
finally someone attractive
6/10
ITS ALL FUCKING AI.BRING BACK THE FUCKING POWERPC's FOR GAMING
I bet Beth has a nice bush.
Dibs on dis bitch
>>109008657It's English, not American.
Just let me integrate siri with my Hermes agent
Imagine being paid to be a background extra in these bland presentations
THERE ARE WAAAYYY TO MANY WOMEN IN APPLE MANAGEMENT WTF
I just hope my australian siri can be more authentic. Thats all i want.
sexo
I think I'm the only here who's too shy to talk to his phone
>>109008666>apple>gaming
>reddit tab>no 4chan tabreddit won
>>109008434It reminds me of Scientology videos.
>>109008657THIS IS MAGA NATION BITCHAMERICAN BVVLLS WON
old people have a BAD problem with this, every time I had to do something on their iphone I couldnt even open a new tab they had so many open. I'm pretty bad too but I clean up when it gets too much.
>>109008677Really? kek
i NEVER EVER want my browser to fuck with my tabs
>>109008632it’s says the gallery no longer exists
>>109008643that was our post what the hell
>instead of tab groups and profiles we now have topics and tab groups because we need our own unique names
DON’T MESS WITH MY TABS, Safari.
What topic is it going to add for my 16 chaturbate tabs? “goon sesh”?
>>109008674Not every company is full of jeets, Ramesh
Now that we have iPhone, when are we getting PowerPhone?
>>109008673spotted a babe on the left
>>109008677her costume looks like AI
Safari organizes your tabs. No control. It helps you stay on top of topics Apple says you care about.
>>109008679
>>109008677god applefags really have awful taste
Inbuilt change detection lmao
I don't think I've ever seen Apple be this far behind in technology. They are years behind everyone else based on this WWDC.
>>109008649WWDC is where they announce their new workstation hardware.
i want to sniff her right armpits
>>109008677>sub5
>mommy asmr (50 tabs)
>>109008677looks even more like a man than the e-whores spammed on this board
>they still haven't copied arc's designjust fucking do it you faggots. give me good vertical tabs so i can dump this fucking shit
I CAN MAKE MY OWN ADD ONS>????
>>109008698>>109008708Do people really eat with their laptop
>>109008677You can't fool me. That's Mark Zuckerberg in a wig.
LMAO I am not trusting a Gemini model to make extensions for me
Where da fuck is muh cumpooters bruh this shit is retarded
>Apple approved vibe coding
KeePassbros...
what is he doing there?
>create an extension to block all indian traffic from the internet
does she have the 'tism
normies are never going to use any of this
>>109008720only holes do
/utwg/ here can apply intelligence apply to jobs for me?
siri, make an extension to find feet pictures from female twitch streamers
>>109008690That's impossible since they both pull up fine for me. Do you have eXhentai access? Or just e-hentai?
Why did she say schedule like "skedule"? I thought it's like "shedule"
>>109008638no one is saying this lmfao
>>109008726This
>>109008732>suddenly Gemini stops working
>>109008711>mommy asmr instead of onee-chan asmrPleb
>>109008733I would bet 80% of apple has some form of autism
>>109008720I do but I have my macbook on a laptop stand next to my 2nd monitor so I don't care
>>109008674At least this time they are biological women.
>>109008746how do you say schematic
>>109008733she definitely has the look
Does anyone actually use the AI suggestions in iMessage?
Have they announced the new M5 Mac Studio yet?
Apple Intelligence is basically reskinned Google Gemini isn't it?
A lot of AI to still miss having Gmail push updates on Mail.
>>109008746i say skechul as a ESL, is it wrong? Isn't it a brit vs burger thing
this is honestly incredible. this is all pure magic.
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That is sick
>>109008753Every good coder is to some degree, at least the Aryan ones
>>109008746There is a difference in pronouncing of schedule between British and American English
i have to pee can they pause this
>>109008764it was but i hear google was pissed because it’s basically not anymore.
I want a bull fuck her while i watch
SEX!
>>109008767skejool
This one is hot
SHE CUTE
Built for...?
>>109008762No, they announced the M6.
SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
holy fuck cecilia is the hottest bitch at apple
>>109008732That’d get you an email from Apple saying your account has been suspended for too many API calls.
I'd like to take Cecilia to a restaurant.
>It's all fucking AI
Her voice is pure sex. Please make ASMR, madame
here new wallpaper
YOOOOOOOOOO
>>109008745I changed the domain to e-hentai.org though
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
would plap
Was that an ai raccoon or did they actually train one to do that?
/g/ needs to get laidthis is an actual problem world leaders should look into
>AI gen camera footagebro
she gives me bad vibes…like rapist vibes
>>109008780bring your iphone so Siri can help you analize while you watch
one eye looks bigger than the other
>>109008674I wondered why Apple has been so based recently, then you pointed that out and now it all makes sense.
>>109008804she looks flat
>>109008799Someone’s wife btw
>>109008800I'd hit it
>>109008767>Isn't it a brit vs burger thingBasically this. "Skedule" is the American way I think
>>109008796after i fuck her
hottest presenter at apple in at least a decade
>>109008753Yee yee… yee yee ass haircuts as far as the eye can see
wow fake 4k recoring on a sensor the size of most of your brownoids dicks.
>>109008620Octobersource: trust me bro (fr)
Who is THIS?Have you guys noticed all the trendy brownies are gone for this conference? Is it because this is about Apple Intelligence?
>>109008818Yeah mine
>>109008812One eye might be fake.
>>109008818not married, no ring
>>109008799do this frame instead >>109008777
>pedroits over
All of this sounds good but it's going to be dogshit in practice because they're using a Gemini model
>>109008800incredible https://youtu.be/jyCmnvBbm8Q
>>109008771All the foyim showed for now are sub5s nigga you must be chopped irl
>message pedromexicanbros we won
ANOTHER WOMANWHAT IS GOING ON REEEEEE
MOMMYYYYYY PLEASE PEE IN MY MOUTH
OK great but where is the hardware?
You know that MILF would let you give her a feet massage
NIP HAG
>pedro
mommy
I am pleased by the amount of white people and asians in this conference. These are probably the people actually working.
>>109008664>>109008677refer to >>109008665also>>10900877710/10
>PhotorealisticCLOUD ONLYKEK
>>109008801Surprised you're into /ss/ but don't know how to get into exhentai. Try this then (this is the censored version with the extra pics), can't find a non-dodgy source for the uncensored version.)https://hitomi.jp.net/post/ne188476
>>109008776I took a shit. You wont miss anything. Theyll still be talking about the same thing.
>image playgroundbury it already. it's embarrassing
i wouldnt even rape this one
>>109008840CUTE
>>109008818her partner must be proud lol
>>109008840Raccoons are cute
>>109008808oh no... how terrible
Generate fake AI images of people you know. We're also giving you brand new ways to modify them.
isnt apple used by a lot of creatives? kinda shooting themselves in the foot here. they hate AI slop
>>109008835here
So what are the chances they're going to say "This entire presentation was made in ai" at the end?
watching people seethe about every announcement being ai is quite funny
Are WWDCs always this boring?
Hey Siri lets make Stacy suck 10 cocks and share with the group chat
You realize that Apple making AIslop accessible to the general public means we’re completely FUCKED.
Applebros..
>>109008857Kek I used to have this as my pfp
>Not self-hosting
Just let me use GPT images 2 everything else is ass
>>109008876quinn is a massive faggot
why do us androidbros only get indians in our events... it's not fair
they're not giving this all away for free rightthey're going to announce siri ai is part of a subscription
>>109008859Its probably just nano banana given how its all built on Gemini
>>109008876dont know who that faggot is and I dont care
>>109008867we'll get 'em next time, anon
>>109008875Image Playground has existed for a couple of years already and I see no one use it.
bring back the females
>>109008866it's used by normies and normies love AI slop
>>109008869>oh and by the way this presentation was made with ai and personalized for each viewer! so this explains all the gay shit
At Apple, we have a deep respect for the craft of photography.Therefore, >>109008865
>>109008872Ever since AI slop got popular, yeah.
>>109008875Aunts will get addicted to this shit like clockwork.I can't get my mom off Gemini, this will make everything worse
>>109008851half of them were brown asians thoughspeak of the devil
SARRRR
>>109008875Normies have been using ChatGPT images for awhile now
>>109008900he moggs you
>>109008884bro is there a single non meme thing about siri ai? They presented their shitty image generation for a second time and i looked like shit
>>109008900he looks more mexican
I'm falling asleep
Noooticing they make sure the foreigners don't have accents
>>109008875This stuff has been out for ages. No one cares about it.
>>109008883Because white people know iOS is better? You don’t need a LLM to tell you that.
>>109008876Quinn is a nigga
I even accept trans women. Just give me someone attractive to look at.
>I pay 111$ for this shit each month
Now you can use AI to alter reality!
>>109008913oy veyy
>>109008913they're american born idiot
>>109008900How many jeets have they shown by now? Like 4 or 5?I know Apple is very DEI faggy but cmon, this is AMERICA!
>>109008882well, he is a mormon...
>AI sloppifying your personal photos ISHYGDDT
Is Apple serious, I don't want to modify my photos that I take for myself using AI
>>109008917>trans>womenpick one
>>109008923They're still foreign
Hello, stranger. Let me show you this photo of my kids. This is a thing normal humans do. Think of the children.
this is neat
That's actually pretty fucking cool
We aren’t going to be covering OS updates today, are we?
>>109008921people have been digitally editing photos for 30+ years.
imperfections are what make things real all this AI slop editing to make everything perfect is kinda weird
this is bad precedent from apple
>Filled in later by our generative modelsJesus fuck imagine the slopshit in the background
>>109008925>mormonMind raped kike slave
>>109008928who cares what you want lmao
>>109008918>111$
>>109008388It’s all AI slop faggotry. Just give me Dolby Vision profile 7 with FEL and full lossless audio pass through on apple tv with Infuse for my home theater. Fuck you appleniggers.
>Non local Apple intelligenceIt's over, applebros
why would anyone want fake photos
>content
>>109008851>>109008899>WE GOOKS WUZ HUWYTE N SHIEEETyou're the biggest deluded and self hating race kek
You're an actual psychopath if you use that feature btw.
>>109008927sorry chud, this is the future
WE'RE FUCKED>WE'RE FUCKEDWE'RE FUCKED>WE'RE FUCKEDWE'RE FUCKED>WE'RE FUCKED
>>109008951Women.
>>109008939yeahhh wasabi or sum shit like that
Why can’t you take the picture right the first time? How autistic can tech get these days?
Have they shown anything about macOS or new Macs?
>>109008951clearly you dont have the mindset of an indian scammer
i will eat my own shit if they fixed their smb samba clients
shavedchest bros?
>>109008913That tends to happen when you're an American born and raised in the US, regardless of ancestral origin.
>>109008941Now that Apple is doing it literally everyone in the industry will do it. Though "rest of the industry" is just Samsung and Google unless you live in China.
>daily limitLOOOOOOOL
reminder; if you use ai on your family photos you are deleting the original photos and having ai remake every detail. Its not your family anymore. its a computer interpretation of your family stop being creepy
>>109008969Kek true
>>109008928>>109008951that's why your photos are shit
finally no more AI segment
>>109008967wdym they just spent an hour going over apple intelligence
>>109008976thats a good thing
sell apple stock, this is embarrassing
>>109008955I'm not Asian, no need to get defensive Sukhdeep
I dont want to use your shitty Gemini based Apple Intelligence. I want to use the SOTA which is GPT 5.5
I just got here about 10 minutes ago. Was the entire presentation so far just AI? Did they show any hardware yet?
I noticed they bring on an Indian to announce all of the horrible shit like this, and the qts for the useful things. Is Apple racist?
>>109008851Ah that explains the fake shit, spyware and retarded lies.
Apple Intelligence.
>ios 27 will be supported on iphone 11Haha all those geniuses were shitting “news” that it would be dropped. Never trust apple “rumors” from who knows where.
>>109008978Reminder that when you take pictures of someone you steal their soul
>>109008987it’s down 1%
>>109008992>Was the entire presentation so far just AI?No, there was a long parental controls section and something else before, I forgot already
EUBROS NOOOOOO, NO SLOP FOR US
>>109008870I was expecting them to be at least on par with Google and Microsoft. They are still pretending these GPT 4.1 and Gemini 1.5 flash features are mindblowing. It's pathetic.
eurofags and chinks btfo
>Siri AI will not be available in the EUFucking BASED.
eupoors BTFO
AISLOPPA BTFO BY REGULATORS
wait wtf is this
reading all the disclaimers like a medicine ad lmao pathetic
YUROPOORS STATUS?
>Not available in the EUGET REKT YOU BUMSAMERICA 250
based fucking EU
Thank fuck that this shit AI won't be available on my iphone 13 pro
DEVELOPERSDEVELOPERSDEVELOPERSDEVELOPERS
>>109008989He never said you're a Gook, retard.
Still better than Google I/O and the forced clapping
>not available in the EU because they don't know how to make it private yetKEKAROOOO
>>109008388>All systems glowAll systems glow in the dark more like.
>>109008984I mean stuff I won't have to disable on day 1.
>>109008939Foids haven't been abusing filters for over a decade. Slop is deeply ingrained in the culture now.
Oh no, I can't use AIslop in Europe. How terrible.
>>109008947Uhhh my apple tv is plugged into my reciever. That means im white. Only brown people use e-arc slop. I have full dolby vision, hdr 10 plus, atmos, and dtsx imax enchanced. Get a blueray player if you want real hdr and real surround nigger boy
> not available in the EU or China because they won't let Apple spybot millions of peopleuh, based?
>>109009028>we didn't need it anyways
>>109009023Amazing how they undermined their own "privacy-first" argument with that one line.
>>109008483Latina be like "amiga, I can't believe it, he's so beautiful" and she immediately starts frothing at the mouth to get impregnated by him.
>my 32gb m2 max can run qwen 3.6 27B but can't run the new apple models
Where is Tim Apple?!?!?!
fuck, i guess i'm moving to the EU then
>>109009012Oh the chance you're not shitposting, it's Apple Vision. Their AR goggles.
>>109009035EU winning, again
What AI has the EU developed?
Get the Craig Fit
>>109009022>Show literally anything other than AI one time>Bar clearedThank you Tim Apple
EU availability is likely around November after the actual launch, like in similar situations
>>109009037Well... we don't.
There isn't a single AI service that works in Russia. Not even ChatGPT
>it's totally private except for places where we're required to respect the privacy of users by lawel oh el
Drop the ipod2 already, appol
>>109009041he only ever says good mornin and goodbye
>>109008812Still would
>>109009023Other way around, yurop jews ask for data harvesting and Apple refuses to give it
>>109009045Lumo
>>109009045None. That's why the future is European.
>>109009028europoors seething
>suggests $180 shirtsApple AI knows its audience.
I love seeing the EU get slapped around for a change.
>>109009026filters are one thing completely generating stuff that was never there is another
>>109009040> m2okay grandpa it's time for bed
>>109009045deepmind
he inspired me to bring this shit back
>>109009059by European you mean Chinese
Figma ballz
>>109009063Just make it GDPR-compliant.
CAN I STILL USE IT IN THE UK???
>>109009063>slapped aroundwhere?
is that it?
>>109008593T-thanks, doc...
Is this Tim's last event?
whos coaching this craig guyhe keeps putting his hands together like a retarded rapper or something
>>109009041sexy silver fox man has been the wwdc presenter for close to a decade. this isn't new.
why is he talking like that
ok stop shouting tim apple
well that was a waste of an hour
>>109009088yes
>>109009073China is rightful European clay
THAT'S IT????
Holy fuck, $AAPL is dropping sharply right now
>>109009089Timothy Apple
>>109009094he looks like fucking shit
One more thing?
There's no hardware at WWDC, faggotsIt's done in September, October and November
>>109009102KEK
RIP Tim Apple
no m5 ultra mac studio?damn i didn't think they'd go back to making WWDC a purely software event
bye tim apple
BYE BYE TIM APPLE THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!
>>109009094Cancer.
o7 Tim, it's been a good one.
>Some performance improvements>Ageslolp regulatory compliance>AIslopTHAT'S THE CONFERENCE?
>>109009030>buy a plastic disc player, collect overpriced plastic too and not just pirate remuxesApplel tv can't pass through. I'm not using e-arc you faggot. It can play profile 5, 8, hdr and only compressed Atmos. It can only output pcm if you use lossless formats.
timmy :(
What are jeets talking about on X?
>>109009102are you a child? how are you not aware of this phenomenon?
>>109009113It's been a software event for years.
>>109009112He unironically looks and sounds like he's dying
Goodbye Timmy Apple...
goodbye my man
>>109009122ew gross he looks so old
wtf
oh no a nigger
nah WTF APPLE RAP
never closed a tab so fast
>>109009123grifting the latest outrage to get engagement money
wtf is dis
APPLE INVENTED RAP SLOP
>Ends with some nig rapLmao
>>109008731Enjoying his H1B visa.
>that's it>niggermumblerap starts playingSHORT SHORT SHORT
>these whites sure like some rap!
>tims last wwdc>ending with a niggerwhat a disgrace
is this snoop dogg
>callsheet mentioned by nameI know that retard casey is going to jerk off to that soundbite for years to come
Ad Slop
ITS TIME FOR INDIAN CEO OF APPLELETS GO BOOOOYSSSS
snoop dogg in da backrooms?
capitalism has peaked
>>109009163are you stupid, the new CEO is a white man
SELL SELL SELL
>Tim Apple ending his legacy with nigger rapUmmm based???
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea
>>109009163Are you retarded?
i went to take a leak and suddenly there are nigs rapping, WTF HAPPENED LMAO
womp womp
LMAO
well at least homekit is getting an updateright?
>>109009186>>109009189OWARI DA
>>109009186>>109009124
>>109009163retard-kun saar......
>>109009186>0,86%>nothing burger part 54678457454
This will go down in history as Apple's 80 minute suicide letter.
>>109009189Nice way to make a quick few bucks. No way in hell it's not going to go back up over the next week.
>>109009122RIP Tim Apple
Literally nothing happened except for>We fixed the corner-radius guys!And it's not even actually fixed.
>>109009109>There's no hardware at WWDC, faggots>It's done in September, October and NovemberThat's not true at all.>15 inch MacBook Air announced at WWDC 2023https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYkq9Rgoj8E&t=4m45s>Mac Studio refresh announced at WWDC 2023https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYkq9Rgoj8E&t=9m45s>Apple Silicon Mac Pro announced at WWDC 2023
>>109009122don't worry, Timmy will be back for the last time in September event :)
So glad I didn't impulse buy a Macbook.
>>109009223>>109009109>Apple Silicon Mac Pro announced at WWDC 2023https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYkq9Rgoj8E&t=789s
>>109009052Good. Fuck ziggers
>Siri AI will not be available initially in the EU on iOS and iPadOS.>We're working hard to find a path forward that preserves our users' privacy and security.Craig, why is Siri AI available on macOS in the EU if the EU is eroding users' privacy and security?
installing developer betas now. if i'm not back I bricked everything.such is the life of UPDAATER
>>109009238Why would anyone impulse buy a computer? Is this peak capitalism?
the WWDC gets me pumped every time that I'm firing up my code editor and code nice software
>>109009246Plenty of people sick of Windows 11 did over the past couple years
>>109008934>gaussian splat preview with ai slop final productgroundbreaking
>>109009239>>109009109>Apple Vision Pro announced at WWDC 2023https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYkq9Rgoj8E&t=1h20m48s
>>109009223>>109009259Why aren't you posting 2024 and 2025 announcements?
Holy shit it's all AI. Has to be one of the worst iOS ever for non-normie people At least Liquid Glass got better
iOS 27 CONFIRMED TO BE iOS SNOW LEOPARD LFGhttps://www.macrumors.com/2024/08/28/mac-os-x-snow-leopard-15-years/
>>109009246i impulse buy chromebooks every now and then as cheap toys
>>109009052Sorry ivan nobody cares about russhits, go to Ukraine and die there like a good piggy you are.
so no apple car
macOS Golden Gate finally drops Intel support btw
>>109009295>intel jumps off golden gate bridgepottery
>>109009264>Holy shit it's all AI.All systems glow.
>>109009189Are these retards aware there's going to be another keynote in a couple hours?
>>109009310In the Dark
>>109009318Huh? Wym
>>109009245It's not showing up for me
>>109009340I'm assuming this
>>109009170Is he gay too? Has to be the one that let uncle Timmy use his bussy everyday.
>>109009373Oh yea, thank you. Nearly missed it kek
Link for the stuff we actually wanted to see.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl2jsIoMfDU
>>109009386it's possible because the only thing that is known is that he was in a swimming team in hiy university
>>109009295they left us with the worst version ever bro
>>109009505>Have an appointment in an hourIt's never been more joever.
>>109009544Seems like it'll be more of the same (AI AI AI AI) so won't be missing much
Only 8k people watching the stream kek APPLE FELL OFF APPLE IS DONE
Apps being able to access the on-device AI seems great. Can't wait to have a proper translator in telegram instead of whatever chink model they using
