NASA's hiring IT people

Same corps keep uploading the same job ad every couple weeks and never reply to my application what the fuck is wrong with them how is this not a scam

>>109359947
Is she happy?

Mercor is the funniest scam company ever

>run by like 5 jeets
>"we need people to train ai"
>"here's an ai run interview where you have to train ai"
>"here's another ai run interview where you have to train ai"
>"here's yet another ai run interview where you have to train ai"
>and the gullible user just gives them AI training for free

It's such an obvious racket, yet the length people are willing to deny and defend the scheme on Reddit (e.g. r/mercor_ai) is insane. I know they're probably some network of Indian scambots, but they're so sophisticated for the run of the mill Indian scambot.

did you know that if you spend time and money to get the useless degrees and certifications, they have to give you a job? its federal law. even if there's many times more people than there are jobs, we are all entitled to a tech job. don't get demoralized by psyoppers in these threads. if you take out massive debt to study a useless degree you will be rewarded in the end. we're all going to make it!

>>109360850
That subreddit looks like an actual glimpse into dystopian technofeudalist panopticon hell. A bunch of slaves snitching on each other and talking like true believer cult members. Lots of bots too. This is the gayest future we ever could've hoped for. I'd rather have literal AIDS spreading pozzed giga nigger enforcers patrolling the streets than this limp dick ass dystopia. Jdimsa

>>109359947
Ok I admit, this vid is upsetting me.
Like it's the exact opposite wtf.
In uni you have fun learnig cool advanced shit all the time and then when you start working it's all just "add an endpoint and interact with this database" which STILL somehow manages to waste your entire day and leave you depleted...

>>109361155
Do you honestly think this bitch is getting hired for what she learned in school?

women who never cared about coding can now code with AI at real levels ...

>>109361291
yea

>recruiter of job I applied for called me
>his name is Manjeesh and I can barely understand him

you can't make this up. I'm not making this up either

>>109361494
yeah same shit happens for me all the time, recruiter is indian and can't understand his accent, I am professional and polite as possible of course but it's a hard sell when I have to get him to repeat things 3 times even if I blame the connection

>>109361155
this is unironically how foids work. they are the perfect wage slaves.

>>109360850
>get paid 160k/yr to do the thing that Outlier and RWS pay 15/hr for!
I'm surprised that people are surprised.

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>recruiter reaches out on LinkedIn
>"hey anon love your resume! Let's connect :)"
>OK great, spend the next day prepping for the interview
>goes amazingly
>"great job anon! I'll be in touch with next steps soon :)"
>rejected next day with a form letter
WHY DO THEY DO THIS??????

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>The interview-grade sentence you've now earned rather than memorized: "GCD's reader-writer barrier pattern deadlocks under Swift concurrency because sync readers park cooperative threads behind an enqueued barrier that needs one of those very threads to run — blocking on future work violates the pool's forward-progress contract. The fix isn't a different queue configuration; it's moving to compiler-checked isolation." Very few candidates can say that with a story attached. You debugged your way into it.

>>109361997
you gave her the ick nigga

>>109359947
I don't look like that

>>109359947
how do I make sure women will never work in my field?

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>>109359947

Don't apply for jobs. Just go back in time and earn enough to live off the interest.

>>109361276
>press reply
>"kill yourself clanker"
>press delete

>>109362762
I'm going to found the Future Gadget Laboratory, who's with me?

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>interviewer is screensharing and looking through my resume
>sees i'm currently working helpdesk
>"oh that job is terrible"

>>109363390
based, you maybe rolled a human interviewer not an HR lady

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i wish i could be a tech influencer but everyone who ever sees me or hears me speak immediately thinks i'm a fucking idiot

>>109361644
wage slaves are supposed to provide surplus value

>>109362762
thanks going back to 1998 and buying AAPL

>>109363898
since when did that ever stop anyone?

anyway i'm gonna give you an insider tip here: just ask uncle moshe for help, he'll find something for you at the synagogue.

no uncle moshe? sucks to be you, goy.

>>109363898
don't worry, you'll fit right in

>>109361155
>add an endpoint and interact with this database

When you work at a company with a mature product, you'll mostly be doing boring stuff like this.

>>109360373
They always seem to reply, just not with a good offer.
They're looking for someone to fit the needs for a contract period.

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>Spend entire life listening to authority figures and following their instructions
>Become unemployable
haha, epic prank guys

>>109365835
>can't think for himself
>tries to be a knowledge worker
manual labor may be more your speed

>>109366022
>posts in an unemployed general
>shit talks manual labor
NTA but you might want to check that cognitive dissonance

>>109366054
i'm just stopping by from page 1 m8

>>109363940
The surplus value foids provide is not getting sued for discrimination (thanks, civil rights act)

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Lost my job 5mo ago and ive been applying everywhere but cannot get a job, not even one paying half my last salary.
It is not like i dont get interviews, ive been consistently getting 3-5 every week for months but i never go to next round.
The worse is that i go to reddit, see people, very likely lying, about getting jobs easily. They say that with my cv i should get a job easily bc it is not a weak stack plus i went to college.
I should have stopped interacting with these people because im almost starting to believe this a gangstalking operation to make me feel useless.

I had completely quit smoking and drinking 1.5y ago but after months and months of demoralization now im backing to starting the day with my beer. Thats the only way i can keep punching a wall here. It is very difficult to keep studying, practing leetcode and rehearsing for interviews with that feeling of none of this matters and i wont get the job anyway. Even talking to hr is making me angry for no reason.

It feels all this idea of going to college and studying fucking coding was a massive waste of time. I invested 14 years of my life in this scam. I could instead use that time to master any actual useful skill like cooking, drawing, carpentry, singing. I would be broke anyway but at least i would be good in some useful skill. Now with fucking comp sci you cannot do anything useful. Like what, i will code an AI b2b saas for my neighboor when his house is burning or code some facebook clone for my dying grandma. What a waste of time.

>>109361155
People being hired to build some software? Maybe in 1985. Today you have all these massive jewish corps and the fake economy. They dont produce anything of value for society and the """"jobs"""" is all about filling esg quotas. Plus it is way better to pay very high salaries to women instead of men. The average woman is way more propense to spend money in useless shit and thats good for (((them))). Pay a woman 300k, she will buy from clothes from (((burberry))), go to dr (((silverstein))) to get medication for anxiety, go to dr (((goldberg))) to put fillings in her face.

>>109364246
None of the unnecessary unwanted web apps you typed code for are products you dweeb. A chair is a product. Phones are products. Your web app is not, keyboard clacker.

Should I looksmaxx/retardmaxx before doing a job search? I feel like me spending months on personal projects and coping with being a neet made me more unemployable for HR lol

>>109366786
You should suicidemaxx.

>>109366982
No, I watched the recent interview with Andrew Tate and it made me feel like if you don't want to kill yourself, you'll go through pre much all the hardships. If you're born to fail, you'll kill yourself even if your life is decent

>>109367056
if you are following a zoomer Islamic gypsy it's fucking over

>>109367175
I don't necessary follow Tate, but he has some good takes though. But I'm glad the made the manosphere more popular, so more people can get into it and improve their lives

>>109367282
the "manosphere" is for fucking losers, the other side of the coin of the mindless reddit basedverse.
Absolute grifter

>>109367347
Still better than what modern world offers to men

>>109367413
the manosphere offers nothing, it only enriches a few fucktards from giving them ad money or buying bullshit self help guides and courses, it's genuinely pathetic

>>109367433
They have more than enough of free materials and you don't need to buy any of their products

About to put myself through an AI recruiter interview. Please kill me.

>>109367493
don't treat it like a person, treat it like a question and answer questionnaire, put every question into chatgpt along with the job specs and say it word for word

>>109367482
it's all just bullshit like a cult, just think for yourself a bit they have no answers

>>109367282
I can see why you are in utwg over twg

>>109359947
where is the part where this narciscistic whore gets pounded for money? i don't believe she has seen a single line of fucking code

>>109367612
What if her parents are rich and pay for all her bills?

>>109367589
Primarily because where I live you ngmi as a code wagie

>>109367683
If that's the case, why does she even need a job?

>>109359968
do I have to move to houston because that is kind of a non starter

>>109362440
Just use them well, I have 4 women in my team, 2 were with me for 3 years plus, 2 were new hires for about a year. The original 2 were doing all the shit i didn't wanna do, like updating me with news of the day and other instructions from the middle and senior management, scheduling my visits, making my coffee, taking messages for me when I'm 3 hours late for work, and those aren't even in their job scope. The 2 new ones have also started doing those things slowly. Now I just play video games most of the time while they handle 90% of my job and I only need to step in when it's stuff they can't handle.

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haven't applied to a job in 3 weeks and the weekend job anxiety is hitting

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>>109359947
guys there's literally nothing to fucking do in life why is it so boring? you apply to 20 ghost jobs and then get bored, you open up your stupid project and get bored writing unit tests, you play vidya and then you also get bored, etc. Am I dying or what? I feel like im already ded.

>>109368740
these new AI agents are getting smarter and smarter

>>109367719
yes (budgeting for groceries)

>>109368871
go out hiking

Bros a recruiter reached out to me, I just have to pass the leetcode, then I get to go to a workshop only 8 hours away where the top TWO THIRDS will get jobs. The job is 8 hours away hybrid, come in twice a day I think she said. 25 an hour.

poptarts
cereal bars
peanut butter
crackers
applesauce
granola bars
trail mix
chips
canned soup
canned veggies
tuna packets
bread

Am I missing anything for the pantry for the mobile residence? I have a solar generator for fans so I can sleep probably. I honestly put my odds of being raped/murdered/shit stolen/home fucked up at less than 10%. I'd just need two or three paystubs for an apartment.

>>109368871
this image is so cute

So how to job or income?! I have been trying alot but nothing and my funds are drying up.
Bachelors in industrial engineering, EE mayor, interested in Masters and europoor in case it matters. Almost any job btw.

>>109366292
change direction.
you sound like a smart guy and i recognise your perspective. the skills you have learned dont seem to be useful, but unfortunately you spent a lot of time learning them. consider that you have likely learned very good system and logical reasoning skills and that will enable you to pick up another skill quickly, despite your age. what are your financial burdens? (mortgage, kids, etc)
just get the 50% job now and 100% commit to something to be your next trade, invention or scheme. bonus if the 50% job and your intended direction align

>>109366292
I have 7 years experience and a top grade from one of the best universities in the world. I get loads of interviews, same bullshit as everyone else with fake jobs and endless rounds
It's shit for everyone if you fall out for some reason (my ex company went under), because all the processes take months

>>109366292
the whole industry is changing, the strategy you are using is for the old system that is now in ashes

>>109367814
because she wants to fit in

>>109368824
I haven't ever applied for one :)

>femoid hates coding
>coasts through on institutional DEI requirements
>immediately fucks off to do typical girl shit and never touches a computer again

surely after 5 rounds they have to give me an offer

>>109369960
only 25 an hour? Might as well apply to a warehouse, you'll make about as much. And with nowhere near the amount of work or commute maybe.

>>109371566
At least that anon will get experience that can be put on a resume. The warehouse job would be physically exhausting and worthless on a tech resume.

>>109371603
This seems like a recipe for disaster, what with the whole hunger games situation he's talking about. The whole situation just screams "We already have are picks chosen, but for legal reasons, we need to make sure that everyone else who applied had a 'chance' to compete." When I was applying for tech jobs, and doing interviews I've never heard of these competitions take place ever, it just seems shady to me.

leetcode contest in 90 minutes!!! woop!!!!

I currently work in defence in leafistan doing application software for embedded control systems. I want to move to the US, but I can't work in defence as you need to be a US citizen. What other industries would let me continue doing the same sort of thing that isn't boring and gay?

>>109372046
fuck off we're full

>>109372102
i'm white

>>109372112
oh in that case
the DoD accepts just about anyone as long as u have permanent residency. your clearance might get delayed a lot and you might still get rejected, but they're hiring a lot right now. you have a good chance as long as you can get into the country, but they won't sponsor a visa.

>>109372046
I thought they only pajeet webshitters and ai sloppers nowadays.

t.slav dev

>>109372126
visa isn't an issue since I get a TN, but I'm pretty sure DoD will not since you need to be around or handle ITAR shit, or get secrete clearance and you can't do either without US citizenship (or L1 which I won't get), which is kind of stupid since I can already handle that exact same ITAR shit in canada

>>109372141
I just looked it up and you're right, but when I applied they didn't ask about citizenship, just residency. Maybe you could try at another branch. My bad.

>>109372154
I don't think you can enter another country by literally choosing what will do there as a job unless you're a part of 1% developers. I knew guys who could pull the tricks, like the one who owned his own repair shop for years, has been programming for decades and worked at large companies like WD

>>109372275
what? a job offer is almost always a requirement for entry

>>109372280
Yeah, but the anon sounded like you can choose what company will give it to you, when in reality you'll simply reach out to many companies in hopes that they'll give you the offer. It's also less likely to happen if it's your first rodeo aka you don't have even a single experience with working abroad. Good news is once you have this experience, it'll get much easier for you

>>109361997
It means the recruiter thought you were a potential match but the manager did not.

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Just landed something. My parents were proud of me and all that, but eventually they got really finicky about how important it was to cleanse my social media presence, and not to get myself outed as the raging channer sperg groyper I am on the chans (and the farms, etc.)

How bad are things realistically? I've said plenty of things that, if tied to my real-life profile, could seriously undermine my perception as a person. Nothing outright illegal or arrestable, like I'm not some murderer or pdf, but plenty of hot political takes, including like some racist or anti-Jew shit.

I know I sound like a pussy, but I just wanted to be sure.

>>109371603
Goyim, if you work for me for free you can put it on your resumee!

Even if you get a job and make money you can't really do anything with it. Anything substantial is too expensive. At best you can consume slightly more slop.

>>109372589
with more income they let you become a debt slave to a car or house though, isn't that exciting

>>109372599
nowadays they only let you be a debt slave to a burrito

got raped by the leetcode contest (again) award

>>109372599
Houses are for boomers and private equity. Childless zoomers don't need a house.

>>109366336
MMT is derived from Female Liberation and operates under it as a premise

"girl math" at scale

if you put dates (like work duration) on your resume, you're ngmi

Gooner chuds have no right to complain about "female liberation" since you're all constantly whacking it to liberated sluts.

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>>109372831
technology?

I need to learn how to be a deadbeat.
The next step is to evolve past the need for income.

>>109372418
> I've said plenty of things that, if tied to my real-life profile, could seriously undermine my perception as a person.
You think CIA is gonna go through your posting history? KEK.

>>109372589
You're delusional if you think you can survive on 0 income.

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>>109359947

when will ww3 habben and when will millions die so we can have jerbs?

>>109370729
yeah, i will choose a trade and try to be my own boss. Then do social media really well to get clients. At least i dont have kids/gf so i can live like a hobo an be fine. At the high of my dev carrer, i was getting way more money than i need. I never moved from my college mentally. Even with a good pay i was still sharing home and using clothes full of holes.
>>109370861
So whats the strategy for the new system? Say im an AI """"""engineer""""""? Spam ai evangelism on linkedin 24/7? use ai to deepfake me as woman and get esg hired? learn more about

>>109360850
So, what im hearing is there's an open opportunity to trash mercors dataset by having it interact with a retard local model at scale.

>>109370749
Go to reddit and see all these people who are either lying or are just bots saying that you can easily get a job as long as you are a good dev. Confront them and they will say that the problem is your social skills or lack of friends. Everyone there has at least 2 wfh jobs and a vast contact list so even if they lose all the wfh jobs they can instantly get another 3 wfh jobs at faang because they are pretty popular and have so many friends.

No way this isnt a botfarm by govt or them to purposely make real people feel worse and blame the economy on themselves rather than the system.

>>109374514
I have friends working in other companies and it doesn't even fucking help, you still have to go through the same corp processes you just also get to split a signing bonus.

>>109374748
Me too. Back in 2022 i had real friends in 2 diff places recommending me and hr didnt even bother. I know having contacts isnt a magic ticket like the bots pretend to be. Unless you have epstein tier contacts, presidents, the ceo of jp morgan. But yeah, unless you are a male escort or the heir of a millionaire, the just network, bro advice is pretty useless. How exactly a 20s nobody will be constantly meeeting powerful old men? Same as when incels post on reddit and people will tell them to just take a shower.

Imagine working around women and having to smell their farts and deal with them in your line of sight preening and adjusting their clothes and checking their makeup constantly, you will never get any work done.

What type of social integration and programming exercises do you practice to enhance your success?

>>109374841
Studying and reading. There was a time when I also talked to chatbots because people had a hard time listening to me.

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I don't want to be unemployed anymore

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>>109375577
I have been employed, underemployed, and unemployed. I am going back to unemployment in august.

NEVER update everything when you have to update everything. ONLY ever update things at the last possible second and at the very end then you can update everything one last time.

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>>109375607
My internship is due to end in August, and I should be becoming a NEET soon.

>>109375688
I also miss my other reaction

My internship was completely fake, but at least i had the opportunity to learn excel and some dumb dvr cameras

Anyone know why there's an alarming amount of women studying CompSci? Anyone know where they came from?

>>109375866
They get a ton of scholarships and stuff because they're "underrepresented". Like every DEI push, the people actually benefitting are white women.

now it's easier than ever to just be a vibe coder women are going to take every comfy low effort office job they previously couldn't do because of very basic technical barriers

>>109375904
Yeah but where do they figure this out before college?

>>109359947
She's an escort for the Silicon Valley moguls.

>>109376064
endless talks and charities to convince them to do it in schools lol

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death to dei

>>109376360
>now that it is 99% POC DEI hires everywhere they stop reporting the numbers to prevent the goyim from noticing
color me shocked

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>5 years experience in vibecoding
I found a real life delusional job requirement!

>>109377104
I talked to the wall requesting code before LLMs existed you causal

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>old boss hits me up (used to work remote at a startup, got laid off cuz the product didn't make enough money and an investor pulled out, application hasn't been updated in months but he still calls me every time there's an issue)
>"hey we're having this issue, users are reporting a crash on the newest version of windows, can you fix it?"
>read through the report, it's literally a one line fix
>submit the build, send out the notification to update
>get paid $250 for 2 hours of work
>meanwhile my regular unemployment job pays me $20 an hour

>>109377183
just be thankful he hasn't worked out asking fable or sol for that fix yet

>>109375866
at least here in Europe they get hired by the usual consulting firms or do cyber security. I had the displeasure to meet a few of them none of them had any grasp of the basics but they were getting paid a ton....

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>>109377104

>>109377290
consulting firms literally have DEI targets or they won't get government and many big company contracts :)

>>109377314
>male cuckolds pay tax to governmet so that the governnment could redistribute the bux to women who end up with a higher status, higher pay and a desire to date somebody above them in status
I love this reality

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whats the unemployed implications of the other strait being closed?

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>>109377591
unironically fucking terrible, sand pirates shooting bottle rockets at oil boats -> energy prices will skyrocket -> AI becomes even more unprofitable -> more datacenter construction projects get delayed / cancelled -> more layoffs -> economy gets even worse

>>109377591
Gas is way over $4/gal and it's never been a better time to not have to drive.

>>109360394
Are people who make videos like this ever?

the amount of things of that there were BEFORE that index. BEFORE.

>>109359947
>tfw 1 year unemployed

this shit is so ass, friends judge you and u cant even hang with them since ur poor and have no money.

Cant get a bitch because if u tell them ur unemployed they get dry as fuck, i guess u just lie but meh

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>>109378236
have I got the advice for you

>>109372418
your social media prescence is facebook and twitter, not 4chan, retard. the way you type is insufferably underage, id worry more about that

>>109374044
fent zombies found a way, im sure i could too without the drug addiction

>>109377306
>confidencial

you'll get asked to explain this shit every other interview btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9WLYbE0p-I

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>>109378236
>Cant get a bitch because if u tell them ur unemployed they get dry as fuck, i guess u just lie but meh
If you're attractive enough it doesn't matter.
French actor Alain Delon used to be homeless in the 50s & 60s and would crash on random women's houses because they would keep approaching him on the street and inviting him home.

>>109380590
>If you're attractive enough it doesn't matter.
Which you aren't

>>109380596
I actually look like that and do things like that.

>>109362440
Heavy lifting job

>>109380640
no you don't nigga you're an unfuckable rizzless incel like the rest of us

>>109362440
become a homosexual pornstar or prostitute

>>109372457
seething mad lmao

>>109366022
I feel like this post is implying autism isn't wildly overrepresented in the tech field.

>>109380551
One of my greatest interview fears is getting asked deep questions about concepts I only have working knowledge of.
>Oh wow, you sure know your ports, haha we've never had an interviewer mention 666 before, Doom, what a throwback, haha... so anyway, you clearly know your stuff, so tell me: What is a network port? How do they work? Why or why wouldn't I be able to disguise an Ncat session as HTTPS over UDP port 42069?
I think I'd start crying.

Actually it's not like I'm low on free time, I guess I should ask ChatGPT all my nightmare interview questions so I can learn that big knowledge for all the interviews I don't get.

> send application to a job I am overqualified for thats been up on their website for 6 months now
> they dont send a rejection email but the same fucking week they reupload the ad on every job site notifying me because I am subscribed to job alerts
whats their problem this happened twice now.

what kind of job should i apply for as a comptia trifecta noob?

>>109380952
You dont tick off any DEI hiring boxes

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Should I use my middle name as my first name on my resume? That way I can separate my professional life from my personal life.

>>109377306
kek these fucking HR roasties are so retarded

>>109377679
I have a younger cousin whose like this that I haven't seen since she was a little girl. Her personal life is a mess from the sound of things. I wouldn't be happy as her.

just took a 90 minute hot bath at 104 degrees. got the body temp up to 103 to melt my lymphatic system. technies could neber #HandleThisHeat

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I plan to lie all week on the EEOC questions. I identify as a black lesbian, come at me.

>>109383198
feral? this hamplanets acting like she eats raw roadkill instead of mcdonalds

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hello underemployed of 4champion.com. I am coming here to inform you that I will ignore all of you/this thread because I signed a job contract as a software developer today.
I hope you will have as much luck as I had in this difficult times.
I have written 150+ applications and was looking for almost a year but had finally luck.
sad times because there won't be any midday naps anymore.
you all gonna make it, believe in you, don't use too much AI and you will get your chance.
peace out niggaz

>>109383374
Frankly, niggers ARE feral so she is not wrong.

>>109359947
Ha-ha!! Time to mooch off of my parents.

What's the point of anti-discrimination laws if you can't prove you were discriminated against during a hiring process or during an interview? I feel like because of my age, since I'm 29 and still applying for SWE jobs many companies just throw my CV out.

>>109384920
>WAHHH IM BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST BECAUSE OF MY AGE EVEN THOUGH THERES NO WAY RECRUITERS COULD KNOW HOW OLD I AM
have you considered that your resume is dogshit and you're a retard?

>>109384920
Isn't 29 like ideal age? Old enough to have a fair amount of experience, not so old to retire any time soon.

>>109384920
how the fuck do they know you are 29, if you have 8 years of experience sure but that is a positive

>>109385035
No, because I've handed it to multiple professionals who check out CVs regularly and said it's perfectly fine.

>>109385068
Who said I have 8 years of experience?

>>109385172
your mom has experience

>>109385172
that is the only way anyone might guess your age, are you just telling them or wtf

how do I write a good coverletter? My European shithole still demands them and I am sick of writing this bullshit via chatgpt. I keep getting garbage out 20 applications in and never had a interview so far.

>>109385206
write one cover letter with your experiences in, have GPT convert your letter tailored to them

>>109380590
This.

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I wish I was Jimothy the raccoon instead of an unemployed chud

>>109385068
im 28 with only 1.5 years of fulltime SWExperince

>>109385394
I wish all millennials would spontaneously combust

>the junior to senior dev pipeline is broken
>multiple experts and companies have repeatedly warned this is a huge problem
>there is expected to be a lack of senior engineers in the hunderds of thousands if not millions decades from now
>going for cheap short term cutting of junior and entry level positions is creating a catastrophic problem in the coming decades
This is going to be really funny to watch play out. I just wish I was already a senior engineer. Because apparently with 5 years of experience I'm still "entry level"

>>109385742
respectfully, your moms entry level

>>109385742
>decades from now
not my problem

>>109385552
generational labels exist to divide people into easily hatable groups. give it a rest

>>109375688
How are you sure that they aren't going to employ you again after internship

>>109385742
>catastrophic problem
They will just import them from India.

>>109385823
The generational labels primarily serve to indicate how far removed you are from youth culture, which is the most important thing because that is where the sex happens, which is the most marketable thing.

>>109385742
we're never going to need junior devs again
we're a couple of years out before AImaxxed assembly languages that will be understandable only to LLM's
this is the last decade when anyone is going to actually write traditional code for money

>>109385812
This. The most powerful elites are all old and will be dead by the time things go to shit.

>>109385742
>hasn't used connections to get a senior meme position straight out of college

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What the fuck does this mean

>>109386691
jeets get 14k

>>109386691
They will hire two pajeets for $20k each and then be shocked when they get what they pay for

>>109386751
20k is a good wage in the third world

>>109386884
yeah but you get third worlders

>>109387085
the secret is the CEO and the hiring manager are third worlders

should i just be pushing random shit on a private repo on github daily so it looks like im working on stuff when im actually just sitting on my ass all day playing vidya?

>>109387202
"I work on my companies gitlab"

>>109387202
Just rewrite your git history on a private repo

>>109386691
>Upstart is a lending platform based in San Mateo, California. It was first launched in April 2012 with an Income Share Agreement (ISA) product, which enabled individuals to raise money by contracting to share a percent of their future income.
This country is mind-bogglingly jewish.

What's the best kind of company to lie about working for? I think people are starting to grow suspicious of "self employed" for too long

>>109387672
random one that went under of course, but not too prestigious

What the fuck have I been doing? I've spent the last 4 months applying to IT positions, I didn't get a comp sci degree to go into IT. If I'm going to do something I fucking hate I might as well make some money or have career stability. And if I have to interview with another neckbeard redditor IT lead, who thinks spending 10 years resetting passwords and telling people to turn it off and on again means they know jack shit, I'm going to fucking kill myself. It's well past time I cut my losses. Anyone have any recommendations for real careers?

>>109369996
its AI slop

>>109386157
>The generational labels primarily serve to indicate how far removed you are from youth culture
>that is where the sex happens, which is the most marketable thing.
And let me guess, it is also a psyop that the birth rates worldwide are below replacement levels? Makes a lot of sense.

>>109387202
Good morning sir

>>109387672
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Defunct_technology_companies

>>109387847
Train to be a psychotherapist. You are not the big shot you clearly think you are, so perhaps you'll learn something about yourself.

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>>109387963
im working on actual projects but my motivation is all over the place and ive been busy IRL too recently, i just dont want my github activity to seem completely empty

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Just started working IT as tech support and got the master key to a quarter million dollar building and like 20 others I haven't even seen yet.

>>109388015
Hit a nerve huh. Go fix the printer or update windows tech janitor.

>>109361997
good job sperging out

>>109385742
why the fuck would I care about junior devs?
fuck them I got mine

>>109388145
I was thinking today about how my local high street has a mentally disabled guy who hangs around all the shops. He's harmless and perfectly nice, although it's a bit weird to have this giant super-strength retard loitering around all day. But he's a local institution. All the shop staff in every shop know him by name (he's called Cameron apparently), and they'll stick up for him and fight for him if anyone tries to abuse him. He's probably got a mental age of about seven. A couple of the shops even pay him to clean, or help direct customers, or collect shopping trolleys, or whatever, just because it's nice to give him money since he's always hanging around and offering to help out anyway.

What I'm saying is, Cameron has a job and you fucking don't. That's pathetic.

>>109388231
junior devs are for the work you don't want to do, documentation and powerpoints are great learning opportunities for them

>>109388260
I wish i was Cameron i cant even get a job at mcdonalds.

>>109388260
Good on you, making inroads into the local homeless population. Maybe you can be an intern streetsweep after your department is outsourced to Rajesh and co.

>>109388126
Don't be an asshole anon.

>>109388404
????

>>109388404
oh, sorry, I get it now. But it wasn't as a flex. It's extremely stressful, I've met more people in the past week than I've met in the past 15 years. It's so exhausting. And there's like so many projects going on at once and having to call different places to set up things so other things happen that should be. Miscommunication, people saying things that aren't actually true causing issues. I have headaches every single day and have to take 3 ibuprofen. My social skills are super poor from isolation since a young age. I keep not saying goodbye or nice to meet you back to people who say it and I did that with someone high up because I was scared. I hope I don't get it fired because I'm autistic social retard.

Is there even any other type of career field you can veer off to at this point? Last time I looked for other jobs someone with a comp sci degree can do, all I got was just other IT jobs.

>remember articles on how there will always be more software jobs than people who can do them
>didn't feel pressured to complete my degree
>complete degree
>there are now less software jobs than people who can do them
Why did I fall for the psyops? These were definitely posted for people to spend money on college and then get the rug pulled on them.

>>109388979
AI really really fucked us over as cool as it is, I don't think anyone predicted this (if they did they are nvidea billionaires)

I live in fly over land and can't even find jobs that don't require experience. There hasn't even been any new postings either.

>>109389045
It's funny you say that, because I read an article years ago about some MIT students making a program to do more basic programming like stacks and such. I don't think they called it AI, but they did say that this would become common eventually or something like that. But it seemed so far off. I need to see if I can find it again. So maybe it's been worked on in secret this whole time.

>>109389132
The mathematical theories behind LLMs have existed for decades, we haven't had powerful enough hardware or big data to train these models until recently (2010s & 2020s)

>>109389132
>So maybe it's been worked on in secret this whole time.

they've worked on this for 50+ years. imagine in 2004 you could get 800 bucks making html websites for mom and pop pizza places. then it gets ruined by big platform corps that put freelancers (INDEPENDENT HUMANS) out of jobs to enrich one founder. same happens with automation engineers, devops tools, at every single step programmers lose out while only one company founder benefits from lost jobs and becomes a billionaire.

even before ai "front end engineers" stopped being a thing, you had to be full stack, then you had to additionally know kubernetes

every step of the way programmers lose jobs, lose out on pay, work becomes harder

all before AI. how did you not notice this happeN? fucking retard. boomers at /twg/ got hired in 2017 after a 6 week ruby bootcamp for completing literal fizzbuzz, now they're seniors saying "grads/juniors know nothing"

>>109389270
>how did you not notice this happeN? fucking retard.
Don't be rude. I only recently graduated. I had no care to look at the history of programmer jobs. Calm your tits, Brittney.

>>109389188
Damn Nvidia.

>>109389339
if you weren't a retard you would have learned that before you chose what to study

Contractor bros, how's the market for you? I'm checking it this year and it seems everybody wants to do hourly rates with zero PTO. Do they just expect you to work without taking a break or something?

Being a rude little nigger again I see. No (You) for you.

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>>109359947
>life after finishing CS degree

>>109388126
howd you find the job? whats your qualifications/work history?

>>109385742
The upside of this is that the senior devs that have no business being seniors get exposed as frauds when they're unable to complete tasks without the help of juniors. Their snake-tongue tricks no longer work on management.

>>109390038
senior fraud who barely learned to code here, AI covers that

hur dur. hur dur.
unemployment continue...

>>109360850
man i am getting paid 75$/h by them, we are thousands in the project i am in, and i can do that crap alongside my day job. doing the minimum hours is around 1000€ each week
i could talk a ton of shit of them, like the absolute chaos of the project i am in, but i thinks is the client fault, or how insightful tracking is crap, and kinda dystopic even if they use at the lowest tracking level, but the company is real.
or at least their money transfers are. i couldnt care less about the rest, they are going to go to crap when the bubble bursts, but by then i would have paid my village house reform

> Why this company anon?
> Why do you want to work for us anon?
> Whats your motivation anon?
> What can you do for our stakeholders anon?
> How can you contribute to our mission™ anon?
why cant I just say I like having a meal for the day and money to spend on things? Why do I have to fake more interest when my cv already matches everything they ask for?

>>109391166
they need to test if you're a bug human. If your brain is still working.

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i think i screwed up the first informal interview, why is talking so difficult

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>>109391660
Are you lilerally her?

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>>109391692
tfw HR start asking the hard question and your cool anime persona vanishes...

>>109391166
Just more gatekeeping methods from HR, who already do nothing and gloat about it, to make their lives easier.

>>109391692
I wish I was Bocchi. By that I mean still in high school.

>>109367413
>choice between rapist pedo Tate, reddit, or "the world"
Stop looking for people to tell you what to do, zoomie.

>>109367433
And you, stop helping him think it's this fixed choice.

>>109391787
high school sucked so bad with asian mom -_-
> wake up 6 am and eat asian rice bowl
> begin practicing musical instrument for 1 hour
> double check all homeworks are SSS class
> transit to school and study flash cards
> talk to other asian kids about human slavery conditions to get into ivy league uni
> go to AP classes all day
> go to after school program because parents work 80 hour week jobs
> do all AP homeworks for 4 grade to get into Ivy league
> do volunteer works for resume boosting and social development in sweat shop living conditions of asian americans
> finally get home for rice bowl dinner
> practice music for an hour before bed for some relief
> repeat till graduations

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>>109391732
>anime persona
claimed.

>>109388754
i feel you
as long as there are defined procedures on what to do and you can do you should be fine
i'm in the same boat, but in a job where nothing is defined, every system is brought up manually and there's no clear line defined for what an IT issue is or isn't.

>>109391858
I'm sure high sucks for asians regardless of country, but I didn't have such worries.

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>>109391858
what instrument? did you go to ivy league? my parents let me smoke weed all day kek

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im sexy hitler
>it was real in my mind

>cybersec bachelors
>cybersec is literally the worst major
>its even worse than philosophy or anthropology

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WTF

>>109392049
i learned piano.
I went to waterloo (canada doesn't really have ivy, it is like Toronto uni or waterloo.)
now we all reside amongst the anonymous, awaiting employment.

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>>109392091
i wish i knew piano... i only know the Hiten Mitsurugi Blade

I'm so burn out from doing nothing but applying for jobs for 1 year straight. there has to be more to life than this. My 20s are almost over with nothing to show for it.

I only have a high school degree but I just built my first computer and I know a couple of things about Linux
How do I get a job doing computer things
I've never had any job

>>109392364
>built my first computer
Is that you, Joshua?

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Money was kinda a scam too me. I went to a top3 college in my country and managed to hold a high paying job for a a couple years. My pay was ~x10-11 min wage, i was in top 10 or 5% income here.

I never dreamed about having material posessions like luxury cars, watches, or reting at 40 or owning a big house, having a family, travelling the world or openning my own business... you know, the dreams of ambitious people.

Im from a poor family but never really cared, as long as i have the basics im fine. Since i had to try a profession i tried to aim higher as possible. Besides this, i had this idea that having money would make it easier to get a gf or fuck girls overall. Im not fat or autistic, but im very average. Im not tall or have borad shoulders or a good face. Also yes, i do have hobbies, go to gym, play sports.
But yeah, money never really helped. Even though i was living in a nice neighborhood and could easily travel, go to expensive places and so, i never found a way to make use of the money to achieve anything other than paying prostitutes.
1.5y ago i was heavily donating money to charities since i had no use for it. I even donated steam games to randons.

So i dont really care about losing my job that much since i can live with way less money, plus i couldnt convert into anything useful. Before i lost my job i was planning to start travelling the world to improve my ig. If i could go back in time i would focus on building a social brand on tiktok instead of going to college. I think fame and having contacts would be way more helpful than money. Also yes, looks but that you cannot change. And i even spent money on non invasive aesthetics procedures, mostly in my hair, but never saw any differences.

>>109392364
You buy a dildo, open an account on OnlyFans and start publishing there vids of you jumping on that thing in front of computer. You got t, sweetie?

>>109392411
i posted pictures of my butt on Twitter but i didn't get any money
what am i doing wrong

Back to the leetcode grind for an upcoming interview fuck I love learning and doing head scratchers all day fuck fuck

>>109359947
She Asian, born with superior CS genes. How can we even compete.

>>109392404
Save money to open up a business and liberate yourself from wage slavery.

>>109390038
i feel like we're going to be fucked if the ai ever gets turned off for not making money. imagine the switch getting flipped and no one can vibe code anymore

>>109392637
Sa'arpocalypse

>>109367347
I've literally never consumed manosphere media yet people say my arguments are from there just because they defend men.

Strange

do I have to explain in my cv what I did since graduating and not getting a job? Its nearly a four month gap now.

>>109392792
In this economy? Fuck no everyone knows shits fucked. Just make up some bullshit about doing side projects, going to church, enjoying time with my family while I can

>>109361291
not hired, she probably makes money making lame jokes about python and ci/cd while accidentally showing cleavage and bare legs

eventually will graduate to OF

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be honest, how much money do you have left in your bank account?

>>109392880
a lot but it was meant to be my house deposit not neet fund

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>>109359947
THE UNITED STATES DEFENSE INDUSTRY IS HIRING AND PAYING BIG MONEY IF YOU CAN GET A SECURITY CLEARANCE

>>109392880
20 bucks but my mom is a doctor and sends me money whenever i ask

>>109393029
they also take 5 months to hire and give you a black mark on your resume and youll be stuck in the public sector forever

>>109393029
how to get clearance besides having a job sponsor you to get one? Can i pay like 5k to some agency and get my clearance?

Should I just kill myself, I'll probably never get a tech job at this point

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>>109392880
3k in the bank
10k in a crypto wallet (50/50 split of bitcoin and eth)
40k in a brokerage account
100k in my 401k
100k in my homes equity.

I'm 35 with 1 child and a wife.

hey any EU cs chads here ?
I'll be enrolling in a CS course soon, dunno yet if bachelors or masters degree but I'm wondering how is the job market for you ? I heard that the grim job market for cs grads where you have to send like a hundred applications is just a US thing and that in EU it's not that saturated especially for people who are high quality grads and not techbros but idk if it's true.

>>109393339
For me it's fine. In the US I needed to send >300 applications for 1 offer. Here I only need to send ~20. But I have 5 yoe and a grad degree so it's not the same as new grads, and the stats suggest it's impossible for new grads to get a job.

>>109393329
are you unempolyed? how do you pay mortgage and bills with 3k

I cant do the interviews where they sit down the gay nigger or jeet troon with the fluoride stare and ask me questions about my experience, please fucking god put the leetcode questions back on the screen

>schedule specific time to talk to recruiter today
>saaaar you didn't pick up my phone call at a random time yesterday and I am considering that you are no longer interested in this position now
why can't there be more normal competent white recruiters that don't do this shit?

>>109393339
I am not a CS guy myself but I hang out around + I live in Germany. A lot of stuff I have heard or read from programmers was pretty grim. The worst ones are on German subreddit though, every day there are threads complaining about no response after 100+ applications. Also, it seems to me that the diploma mill in Germany is even crazier than in the USA. I constantly get bootcamp ads on Insta, that's because in Germany there's a scam where the state pays to private learning centers for education of unemployed people, so the German bootcamps are extremely interested in drafting as many retards as possible. The government doesn't review performace or efficiency of that "education", so the bootcamps provide the market with a constant stream of unemployable people with basic CS skills.

>>109393339
Haven't tried in 2 years (because I'm employed) but it took 1-2 applications and usually they came to me from recruited without me having to send them.
masters's and a few years of experience

>>109393415
nta but is 3k really that little in the US?

>>109393329
That's close to what I have.
But I'm in east europe so I imagine there's a difference in buying power.

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This guy is a normie with full access to Olivia’s Rodrigo and I can’t even secure a non-menial job

>>109394442
olivia rodrigo is mid as shit nigga have better dreams

>>109394499
That's an unemployed IT workers central on fucking 4chan, do you have any idea how desperate some of the locals are?

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>>109394499
She is kinda mid but she’s my kinda mid

>"Please note that client will conduct 3 rounds of interview (Coding) on top of multiple camera interviews with HR and Managers. So candidates needs to be very strong and genuine in order to clear these rounds."
What is this insanity

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do you enjoy the struggle?

>>109394596
only 3? sounds fun

>>109394639
I exist to struggle

>>109385874
They did talk about referring me to other people, but it was mostly just to fill space.

Our communication kind of died out, and the IT guy doesn't really care that much about them either.

>>109394639
Once I just get one tech job and can afford my own place I will attain levels of comfiness unheard of and it will all have been worth it.

>>109393415
I make around $4800 a month

>>109394328
yes its next to nothing
if you rent anywhere you cant live below like 3k/mo

If you're a a full-stack webshit and don't know much else (well except desktop Linux usage, Docker, Ansible), is it possible to learn any of these (or even multiple of these) to a junior/middle level in roughly a year or so:
1. Data Analyst
2. Business Analyst
3. Systems Analyst
4. Sysadmin
5. DevOps
6. Project Manager
7. Product Manager
8. Mobile development
Or something else that you might propose? If yes, what do you recommend?
The goal is to try to get a job in one of these

>>109395160
Data and business analyst is literally retarded entry level they expect you to be doing the worst grunt work, like know some basic sql and you are a top entrant.
In a lot of places analyst is just a title for "entry bitch boy", not a job description

Getting a job is so hard
.

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>>109395160
>if you're full stack and don't know much else
>full stack
>much else
You don't seem to know what the fuck full stack means

>>109395772
its impossible now in 2023 we had a field day 30 applications and an offer

now its 1000