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What kind of masters degree would you get if it was paid for by the company? I need some random recommendations since i am not forced to a single college.

So did we reach a consensus on how to prevent leaking pee into your pants when you sit down?

gpt literally does all my work now. whenever I think it's wrong, it is cus I don't understand something or I'm just plain wrong

t. data engineer fag

>>109614980
sinology applied material science of synthetics for mongolian basket weaving

>>109614980
Ceramics or something. I already have enough schooling so I'll do something fun.

>>109614944
"software engineer". My arse.

>>109615135
she did more engineering that you and I combined

> Company finally enforcing 5 days RTO
> Manager told me he has to start reporting me
Well, it's been a good run. Time to dust off the resume and grinding leetcode again. How shit is the current market? Are multiple round interviews still the norm?

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>>109615156
lmao stupid ass boomer, you are so cooked nigga you're not even qualified for the job you hold now
start driving if you know what's good for you

>>109614944
Lisa is a programmer now?

>>109615068
helicopter 4 full rotations before you put it away

>>109614944
Google owes the average US citizen $60,000 each from theft and criminal enterprise disruption. They should have all their assets liquefied to pay for as much as they can pay off which means a $4000 payout to each person until they have nothing left by the end of the year. Their assets should be sold like a fire sale and the Indian thieves in their leadership should not have any oversight of it.

>>109615156
5 days is rough
We're doing 4 a week after doing 2, but it's very loosely enforced. Most of us are essentially badge in and badge out until lunch
I wish I could hop right now, but I hopped one year after another. It's gonna look weird if I do it a third time, though I've been sitting this one out for about 2 years.
Anyways, good luck. It doesn't sound easy right now

>remote job
>have no work assigned since a week
>my boss doesnt respond my emails

Its over, isnt it?

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>>109615360
sounds goonerific

>>109615347
Also I feel sorry for markov-kun. It's just that he was rude to me.
>>109615156
I like office it's just that there's nobody fin there and all of my team is all around france amd western Germany.

But it's a good time to job hop now. New jobs in paris wohoo
Good night, friends.

>oh we are already over time, I'll start discussing the next topic that nobody cares about and is not important
STFU I NEED TO SHIT

>>109615154
0+0=0

>>109614944
>lets code! (/w gemini ofc) ;)
I hate women so much its unreal.

>>109615238
Thanks. Forgot to mention I have to move 8 hours away to be in office so no way I'm doing it. I suspect it will gradually be loosely enforced over time but for the time being I might be written up then eventually let go. I've been getting away with not going in when they enforced hybrid for a couple years now. I'll see how much longer I can stretch it out for.

>>109615347
You are under attack from people who want you extinct and you're losing.

I was an unemployed NEET with no experience since graduating in 2022 until February this year and I just got offered a 6 figure role as a Linux engineer at FAGMAN after 8 rounds of interviews, can I join this thread now?

>>109614189
Thanks! I was looking into Sec+ and CEH, Linux also sounds like a great idea.
I also looked at the MSc now, I have a BSc in Physics, not IT, but I had a lot of elective courses from there and I actually have enough credits to be able start it, so that might be an interesting path.
Thanks again anon.

>>109614944
I was reported to HR for wearing a solid color non-graphic t-shirt on casual friday

>>109615630
how?
linux hobbyist for 16 years, was a mechanic by trade, got hit by a truck. now i work at local msp installing desktops, basic active directory local domain shit, installing security cameras (all lorex), and I wanna upgrade. what should i practice that gets in these days?

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>managing a team of competent WHITE engieers
>going smooth as fuck for 2 years
>nailing it every time, management loving it
>suddenly "anon, we're asking if you can let go of someone"
>"fuck no, crunch time is upon us, no fucking way"
>find 80k worth of savings in infra/licenses/saas
>be only team that doesn't have to fire anyone
>good times continue

Am I winning at life.

>>109615674
honestly I just locked the fuck in and studied python and networking every night after my shitty helpdesk job, I feel like those two helped me way more than the basic Linux stuff I knew (cronjobs, system health commands, some basic grepping)

>>109615685
>studied python
and another shitdev was born
sad

>>109615685
ez, im mr thrasher ill see you in 9 months.

>>109615695
not really a dev role, cloud infra, the python stuff was mostly for systems automation and scripting

>>109615708
>devops
my condolensces

My team is merging with a new team and we might convert from devops to just dev

>>109615700
I believe in you, 6 months ago I was considering dropping IT and becoming an electrician, it’s amazing what 6 months of locking in can do

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>>109615626
What why
It's not like I'd actually dislike anyone. I always try to do 100€ on expwctations of everone

>>109614944
What sort of retards are bringing their animals with them? Some people are allergic, some just simply hates "pets" because they resemble rats...
Working place is not a daycare for animals.

>>109614944
I want to fill this semen demon with cum in all holes

reposting from the last thread to get some advice here.
>tldr; new manager dealing with a rockstar employee who's dipping HARD.

I literally just had another scenario with her today:
>Could you please check why Y is getting triggered before X? X should be triggered first. Submit a ticket to the vendor if you have to.
>Her: "It looks like there's two of them. Both X and Y."
>Her: "I think one is getting triggered before the other."
>Me: Yeah, I need you to check why that's happening.
>Her: "I think it may be triggering before X."
I'm genuinely confused if she's doing this on purpose or not. I'm like triple checking my message and I have no idea if this sounds unclear or something.

>>109615077
gpt has also likely overcomplicated everything about your work for the last 8 months to the point that its likely required to do anything now

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I've been on PTO this week

I wish I had a qt3.14 Chinese beauty try and rizz me up for corporate secrets.
If she puts out I'll tell her everything.

>>109614944
Imagine having an entire management team in Google doing nothing but ruining the lives of everyone in society around them so their specially selected subhuman employees can eat in the house of someone they murdered years ago and that is what Google is. Dead owners and subhuman trash who were taught tech stealing everyone's money through hacking and bureaucratic subtle identity theft.

Yes it's that bad.

Hey but they are living nice in someone else's house at least hey! Time to destroy all their works lol! Time for another downgrade update!

>>109614944
tgif am i right fellas

>on call with jeet
>my component and his both have failure logs, his started ten hours earlier
>"but saar, my analysis (AI) indicates that your failure log is the cause of my failures, I will be redeeming the ticket transfer kindly thank you"

>>109616034
she's a jeeta

>>109615682
You're on a good run. I was in a similiar situation. I won't give advice but here is what happened next, I hope this helps somehow:
>an additional Executive added to the company
>a new fake-technical team was created under that Executive
>Executive and new fake-technical team started applying pressure to my boss
>my boss started caving
>my team and I now pressured indirectly to ship more and faster
>I had to choose between refusing altogether or offering to take strategic risks on quality
>my offer to take take strategic risks on quality was selected
>once a strategic risk turned to worst case scenario that failure was used to adding a new policy
>Executive and new fake-technical team insisted on documenting specifically what went wrong
>Executive and new fake-technical team insisted on more meetings and checkins with my boss and I
>more meetings and checkins ate up time
>less got done
>more pressure
>as soon as there was a major fuckup, on the business side, budget cuts were made by laying off me and 2/3rds of my team.
>this process took about 2 years.
>it was a fucking setup, I saw then, but I didn't realize I'd get the knife in the back from the management that was loving me and my team.
>in retrospect, I think my team and I were so essential it scared management so they decided to get rid of most of us.

good luck anon.

>>109615682
one more thing to add: that attempt to force you to remove a member of your team, which you did creatively avoid and kudos to you, was an attack on you and your team. make no mistake about that. you and your team have been targeted for destruction for being too good. One big take away from the book Atlas Shrugged, particularly visited about Hank Reardon, is that some people will hate you and hate what you produce simply because what you produce is good.

>>109616397
same anon here

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>./opt/K/SCO/Apache/1.35Ba/ctnl/ccs: 28646 Memory fault - core dumped
Lord have mercy

>>109616397
>>109616424
Believing that lived experiences are universal scenarios is a sign of low iq or being brown

>>109615523
2*0>0

>>109616511
You do realize that the Executives all have MBAs and went to the same schools and therefore have the same training, way of thinking, and execute the same strategies, right?

Oh, no, that's right. You don't realize shit, don't know anything, haven't done anything, and are just so fucking special that you will figure out how to be a millionaire by age 30, and then just retire. Yeah... carry on there, genius.

There's nothing new under the sun, not even the vanity of vanities, go grasp some wind.

I'm killing myself with food
I cannot stop binge eating before bed

>>109616570
same, getting tubby but fuck it i have nobody to impress and life is rough

>>109616570
peptides

>>109616511
You sound like someone who fell for the "we are family" BS.

>>109615154
>she did more engineering that you and I combined
Yeah, she was engineering under the hiring manager's table so fucking well. I could never think of doing THAT. She's such a talented team player.

>tfw no work tomorrow
>tfw no work the next day either
FUCK. MY. LIFE.
i'm gonna be so god damn bored

>>109616667
You're right bro, sorry, anytime you've ever had something unfortunate happen in your life it was because your superiors were just jealous of you, totally

>>109616624
pepsi + tide pods?

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it's nearing midnight, i did no work today besides look at my emails and messages twice (nothing), i spent all day putting together my new desk and redoing all my cable management, after like 12 hours of on/off work it's all done and i'm max comfy with my nice new desk and favorite chair and heavy blanket and air conditioning cooling my legs and a cold beer. i think i'm going to clean up my digital presence all weekend.

>>109616968
>wtf why do jeets keep taking our jobs?

literally fuck my life how do i keep from dying of boredom

>>109617153
idc

>>109617130
sorry bro i'm a "cleared chad" (directly illegal to hire non-Americans).

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I want to fight and win. I don't want to lose gracefully, valiantly, or honorably. I don't want to say "at least I took a risk." That is the talk of the defeated and conquered. I want to win, in any way. Shamelessly, with no remorse, by any means necessary.
Because history rarely remembers the losers. But it always remembers the winners.

>>109614944
I hate women so much.

>>109617359
people don't even know who the current vice president is. let alone 10 of the top 100 richest men. no one remembers shit.

do what makes you happy.

>>109617359
You are already a loser. You've been a loser since you were 2

>>109617359
If you want to "win," you have to stop being a moralfag. You're a total naive brainlet if you actually think you can win while clinging to "moral" vs "immoral" cope.

>>109617359
No one who anime avatarfags has ever won anything in their life

>>109617359
Just stop being a faggot, do whatever it takes to win on your own terms. Nobody cares about a loser and no one will remember your name when you die in defeat.

>>109614944
love this jeeta's armpit
>but saar how about the card i want redeem needfuly for them customers? I know I'm sexy but...
You can suck my dick, Priya.

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>>109617483

There's a jeet at work with the name saar, and another with the name pooja

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>someone did dislike my post and apparently I have omnious people who want me extinct.


>>109616667
Somehow, I feel that I did fall for "good animal" praise in exchange for the doing the hardest work. Why is it bad if someone wants praise instead of money?

That anon >>109617359, is both normie and edgy big tech money winner while hating every minute of work and life.

>>109615068
Why contain it?

>>109615682
they did not ask how to save money, they asked you to fire somebody
you may have avoided the issue now, but expect a similar demand a month later
total manager and administration death by the way

>>109615360
Are they still paying you?

>>109617273
As a street-shitter, what kind of response do you expect out of posting this kind of thing?

>>109617372
The couch fucker? Sure we know.

>>109616835
You're right bro, your corporate employer got your back, from your immediate manager all the way to C-suite! Your coworkers care a lot about you and absolutely want you to succeed! If you ever had something fortunate happen to you, know that it's because your coworkers provided you with emotional and spiritual support all the way! Totally!

>>109617521
Saar Saar the Jeetest

what are you supposed to do about a colleague who does nothing?
>not your problem
yes it is the work falls on everyone else and that money should go to us

>>109617967
If you're on good terms with your boss you can subtly engineer them to poke the unproductive coworker
You gotta approach it differently depending on how hands on your boss is or their personality etc
Draw attention to their lack of work somehow if it's tracked through ticketing, or kpis, or slas whatever
Never name names but if you have to praise them before leaning into a "... But"

>>109617967
Just be direct and say your coworker isn't doing anything. Pussyfooting around is going to get you nowhere. If your boss doesn't care then start finding another job because problem is only going to get worse.

>>109617967
Why does the work fall on you? Are you afraid of the team as a whole being fucked if the work doesn't get completed?
If the answer is no, then just let the work fall and the manager can deal with them not doing anything, definitely don't help them out to complete the work, keeping your manager unaware.
If the answer if yes, then you need to actually talk to your manager or skip manager about it and make it clear that you can't pick up their work

>>109614980
materials science so i can design, program and offshore the manufacturing of sex bots to china

>>109616541
?

Anybody made a Claude Artifact before?
I need to convert a full-stack application I made (FastAPI/TSX making Anthropic API calls) into an artifact with the same functionality

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>zero interest in my current job
>pay isn't great either
>think about getting a new job
>need to learn new skills
>zero motivation to learn anything due to current job

>>109614980
>paid for by the company
You do know you'll be shouldering a good portion of that cost, right?

>>109615077
don't worry. you'll be out of a job soon :)

>>109616084
Free money to do nothing? Based.

>>109616132
You sound mentally unwell. Seek help.

>>109616834
have sex

>>109615077
Yup, sol 5.6 is smarter than me. I'm just a code janny cleaning up its mess.

>>109615077
It's kind of insane that I've made 110K dollars this year by copying and pasting Jira tickets into Claude Code. Genuinely can't remember the last time I had to engage with a single thought at work. I learned French and German on company time.

>>109616035
bump, any other managers wanna chime in here? Is this an attitude problem or a knowledge problem?

>>109620383
how are we supposed to know?
just call her and tell her exactly what she needs to do you retard

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I know it's not uncommon to lose interest in tech after working in this field but man, it really went to zero for me, not sure what to make of it.

>>109620800
My interest was already very low a couple of years ago and AI effectively brought it to zero.
I'm just doing the bare minimum here and when they fire me I'll just change fields.

>>109617967
why are you faggots such cowards?
tell your boss you retard. from the point of view of the company, your useless coworker is wasting company resources. you might hate that logic, but you can still use it to your advantage, and you SHOULD do it.

>>109620478
Yeah but as I said, she's like acting really dense. It feels like she's just repeating whatever I say like she's Snake from Metal Gear.

>>109620800
For me, tech has always been about using a certain set of tools to solve a given problem. So I was never like "OMG THERE IS A NEW JAVASCRIPT FRAMEWORK THAT DOES X 2% FASTER!!1" but more like regularly check out what tools (technologies, languages, frameworks, libraries, features and so on) there are on the market, which one I'm used to and which one would make sense to use right now.

>>109617967
You won't get his money if he leaves. I'd never rat out a slacker because they make you look better in comparison and keep expectations low.

>>109616397
That's fucking awful. I don't get why people play these office politics games. But I don't think it's my case.

>>109616424
I report to company CEO, this isn't middle management playing office politics (as far as I know). He outright told me he is looking for savings. I povided that. I think I'm good.

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when are we going to go full sarajevo and just start lynching the poos?

>>109620800
this is just because millennials are retarded losers that have never had jobs outside of tech and don't know how bad the real world is

>>109614944
>africans banging on drums in the subway 9am
What a beautiful environment

>>109622606
it's called the beat of the jungle drum, a ritual to the fertility goddess.
you fucking racist chud

facking ate any tech touched by a jeet

>>109622332
zoomers can't larp. it just falls flat.

>>109616301
>No tattoos.
>No piercings
>Good personal hygiene
We are already in the elite tier, anon.

>>109622606
it's what keeps the subway moving anon
some call it... black magic

>>109621907
green text anon here again.
Yep, sounds familiar.
My manager was the CEO too.
The guy I referred to in the green text as "my boss" who got pressured and started caving...was not actually my boss; he was a VP and we had developed a report over the years so I treated him like my boss, but I could tell him No, and we often worked together to develop private consensus and that was really what held everything together so beautifully. Until the jackals showed up. The rest is history...
I don't want to make you paranoid, just telling you what happened to me.

>>109617967
Same problem but not that he's doing nothing but rather doing the wrong things. We work on projects in teams of 2 or 3 max and I worked with him repeatedly.
Basically at the start we split shit evenly, I do my work and finish it all and notice they haven't done anything yet. Why? Because he randomly started working on a ticket instead of leaving it to the oncall. Or he does a random operational thing that the oncall could have done as well.
Basically in general, taking random shit that they don't need to and delaying the stuff that they are actually supposed to be doing and then we get roasted by the management for delays and good luck saying oh but I finished my work, its x who didn't without sounding like a demon

>>109614944
There is absolutely zero chance that this person contributes meaningfully to society.

>>109621831
I'm usually like this
I just don't take up their work and let them do whatever
The only exception I've made is one time a slacker tried to take credit for my work
Then I strategically let him take on work I knew he didn't know how to do and would be provable he didn't/couldn't do it
Then his whole charade got exposed
If you don't directly fuck with people they usually don't really care

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>>109622332
I'm a millenial and I worked as a 12 years old. I fucking hate this industry because of the amount of bullshitters, obedient zoomers and nepo retards that kill all the fun.

is the scene in Canada really this rough
I've been looking around the GTA and jobs asking for senior or above are saying they'll give like 130k-170k salary, mostly on the lower end
that's already around what I make as a mid level
Is there really no point getting any job here that isn't big tech or some american unicorn?

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>>109616506
Job security secured.

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It wasn't fun yesterday. At least I am calm again. Pic related
I wonder if I will remember anything about perl after this. But I'm calm again.

>>109615077
AI is wrong on 90% my tasks.
But also it wastes my time making me chase non-existimg solutions

>>109623870
That pic scares me. It's why I'm afraid to visit the doctor.

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>>109623911
It's kind of ok.
I spent more of my life around healthcare than I didn't. Also this happens not only at the shrink. Lain killers give similar effects

I'm saving money for md as a s
More sociable field alternative.

>>109614944
enjoying the weekend, /twg/?

>>109623970
Idk, I just don't want to get sent to an involuntary hold.

>>109623974
I'm not even aware it's weekend. At least I'm not depressed as I usually are.
For once that's not me
>>109616834
I actually start to wonder how returning to tech will work.

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>>109623990
That one is tricky, even more in the countries where shrink is like prison and commercial enterprise to keep you locked.

But at least you will get to learn how to draw with pencils very well.

>>109624027
I'm in the US, so I'm sure they'd bill me for it afterwards, my insurance wouldn't cover it, and I'd probably lose my job due to the unexplained absence.

>>109624067
Sorry I have no clue about USA or Canada.
I'm in Europe as it's probably obvious from most of my posts. I'd absolutely be cooked in NA or almost anywhere else including China.


>Twg La Defa meetup
That'd actually be cool.