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>The jeet just hired another jeet (again)Last 4 people we’ve hired btw
>>109654935Moreover, they are hiring this jeet because the jeet in India they used to outsource the role to turned out to be completely incompetent and lied about his credentials
>>109654910The 3rd guy didn't even look back, staged bit
>>109654947Shocking
>>109654964No shit Sherlock, you think the first guy didn't realize the "boss" sitting right next to him could see his screen before he started filming?
>>109654947Please dont use that word, it is offensive
>>109654935No way!
>>109655012Incompetent?
>>109655019Outsource
>>109655000What do you think I am, a fucking horseNo
>>109654910at 3:01 AM you should be allowed to let off some steam and just enjoy the early morning vibes, ya know
>>109655095Nigger
>>109654910Did we ever figure out what the minimum TC for posting is?
>>109655215A bag of rice and three Google play cards
>>1096552150. The apple anime tranny has been posting here for months with no repercussion after all
Just found out, after a month of customers telling me "but I don't have bitlocker enabled" after I replace their mobos, that windows 11 enables bitlocker by default if you use a microsoft account during installation.
>>109655431So it's your fault for being uneducated?
>>109655431they also back up the key as long as you have access to the online account you're good
>>109655449Yes, the customer is always right o algo asi.
>>109655479Never gonna leave help desk like that
>>109655215depends on the countryid say 100k for Americans, 40k for the less fortunate
>>109654910not a single IDE in sight
I'm so tired of working for FAGMAN but I am also aware that I am able to have a job precisely I am able to squirrel away in a shitty little corner
My offer manager earns 50% more than me. Works less, too
>>109655543I'm a field technician. Used to work in a supermarket, so it's a bit better. I don't think I'll last tho.
>>109655712I think my current manager makes less than I did at my last job and he's incredibly busy.
>>109655717he's not a manager manager, he manages te sale of equipment in a particular sector, and he's a chad
My managers Indian, and his managers Indian, and his manager is Israeli, and his manager is Israeli, and his manager is indian
>>109655730actually, looked it up and it'seuroeurojeeteuroeurojeeteurome
>>109655730mine ismewhite manblack womanblack man white man (looks like a lesbian)white womanwhite manwhite womanwhite womanwhite man (CEO, listed as own manager in org chart)
>doing turnover with the gang>boss says "X system is still broken, but [POSTER] has a plan">"I had a plan?"I've been told that I need to be more creative.
>>109655923earl life check?
>>109655954earl who?
>>109655698>I'm so tired of working for FAGMANwhy? are you an amazon monkey?
>>109655973Faggot trip code user.
beseeching thoth to allow me the circumstances necessary for inspiration to fix it
>>109655729>he manages te sale of equipmentthat's a sales faggot. they always make a lot of money, even more in tech.if you are in this industry to make a lot of money, move into tech sales, forget about morals, and just convince people to buy your bs
5 lakh is just not enough anymore, this market is unsustainable
>>109656136>moralslol, my department is 90% jeets we are way beyond moralsI wouldn't mind doing sales, even considering doing a training for it, but I can't shake off the image of the guy knocking on doors to sell his carpets
>>109655923>listed as own manager in org chart)I thought org charts were supposed to be acyclic graphs lol.>>109655954>>109655973You know, Earl? He's the "they" everyone keeps talking about.
>>109655990MS now, but used to slave for Bezos
>pajeeta project manager sending prs written with claude codePack it up boys, it's over
>>109654910As a software engineering manager, I just discovered this site and I have included some selected reading that was I recommended by other managers below. What are your thoughts on brightworkresearch.com and the IT career advice that they provide?https://www.brightworkresearch.com/should-you-talk-to-indians/https://www.brightworkresearch.com/does-indian-society-train-indians-to-be-cheat-and-lie/https://www.brightworkresearch.com/why-indian-culture-lacks-a-concept-of-not-lying/
>>109654910I'm a incoming freshman into uni and wondering what would my career outcomes be like if I were to switch from premed to cs or cybersecurity or do medical prerequisites on that major. The track I'm going on now my goal is to start a private practice but the prospect of working from home while making a living seems tempting. In comparison to what I'm planning on doing now how would switching to that program differentiate.
>>109656976what the fuck is wrong with you retards
>>109656976Switch to double major, philosophy and physics. You'll thank me later
>>109656976pre-med isn't a degree. biochemical engineering is a degree.you do realize that you start a private practice after 5 years of med school, 3 years of residency, then performing the role MD alone for about 10 years. Then you start your own practice.In other news, I was able to put together a lego castle without the einstructions so I will be starting my own structural engineering firm soon.
>>109657062You don't know, maybe anon lives in Somalia and opening a practice is as simple as gathering a supply of powdered rhino dicks and sheep brains
I've been blocked for like six weeks now on a feature because pajeeta won't finish the fucking test, which copilot could probably do in a thirty minutes. How do I complain to my Indian manager that she sucks
>>109657084>this is very bad izzat
>>109654910I just got the A+ certification. Should be able to finish my bachelor's in CS by the end of 2027. I am now also doing hard manual labor in a union. Before this I worked in research labs and have about 8+ good years experience programming in Python.How do I get a job paying 100k a year? My union job is cozy but I don't know if I can keep up the Italian American New Yorker accent (required) to continue being a union man.
>>109655012jeetcompetent
>>109657101are you white?
>>109657101>How do I get a job paying 100k a year?Network. Walk in and shake hands
>>109657101just get Sec+ and u make 200k+TC
>>109657133unless he is white.
>>109655923Really? at my job everybody is male, almost all white male except 1-2 chinese men
>>109657147We have one Indian. He's actually really cool.
>driving home from work>stuck in traffic because construction>watch construction workers>they're just shooting the shit on the side of the road>no jeets in sightI should've never gotten a degree
>>109657147>>109657164cool story bro
>>109657147my company is huge, and is very DEI shitterI am at the absolute bottom tier btw that's why there is so many levels
>>109657180American big tech is dead.Not in the financial sense, they're more profitable than ever, but in the dead scene sense.
>>109657164Good morning sirs
Whenever I get annoyed at work, I just pretend like I'm in Impractical Jokers or something. just outright gonna say to people one day like "ohhhhh I can't say that, damn it guys you win" (CALL THIS FUCKER A DUMB STUPID FAGGOT DO IT)
>>109655012Credentials?
>>109657110yeah but recently I started lying and changing my race AND IT WORKED should I keep doing that or what?
Good morning, anons.I still wish everyone a good day today.>>109657062Tbh also again: outisde of usa it's different and faster. And if you want to work in medical field without being a doctor it's even faster. I may get medical IT engineer accredition first and work at a hospital as technical assistant. Kind of tech nurse, with experience needed but 1/3rd pay.>>109656976Tech is dead. Don't join unless you're a hobbyist, in which case.... There's no meed for a degree as you will outlearn it quickly.
holy shit i am so fucking tired
>>109657539Long grindr date?
>>109657682no i think im just dyingbut its okay
what do you do when a coworker is just like fucking helpless. Like we assign her a task to just make a screen where a user enters 2 dates then it runs a query and spits out the results as a CSV file. We have literally hundreds of examples in the codebase of this kind of task that she can use as a template and the only difficult part of writing the query is already done for her but this requires a step by step guide and half a dozen followup questions for each step when she's been working in this part of the codebase for months
i have an interview for a new grad junior it role for ~50k. this took like a year to get. cs major. i'm a retard that couldn't crack engineer
>>109657062Majoring in biochemistry and I'm aware of the time it takes its just that 1. I like money 2. Bio and chem were my best subjects
>>109657955Ok
>>109657955damn nga you need to get your paper up
>>109654910By the time the class of 2030 graduates will tech be fixed?
>>109658144What will they do if Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude have an outage? The boulder is getting bigger as it is pushed uphill.
got laid off yesterday from a job i've had for a decadexerox bout to go bankrupt by 2030, our workload decreased 80% since they merged with lexmarkI have 15 years work experience in IT but only ever got my A+, just got MS's Azure Fundamentals cert in May, gonna take their Azure Data cert next week just cause it's easyany specific certs I should look into for network/server admin jobs?I want to get MS Windows Server Administrator Associate cert but they're replacing the test next month and online practice tests won't be out until like nov/dec
>>109658220PC load letter
>>109658220aha anon but you know how to wind rice and know which end on copy powercable to detach temporarely
in IT at medium company for yearsthrough a series of events - I am now the only help desk leftI've been with this place a while.. when my boss left I assumed I would be promotedI assumed we'd hire more help deskwell time goes by - I never ask for promotion and was never offered..company just signed with a MSPso.. what happens in these situations typically?I am the one stop IT person - help desk, network, all systemsshould I expect to get promoted, or should I even be looking for another job?
>>109655012Thought it meant "victory".
>>109658628Probably a nothingburger since they need boots on the ground at the office but I'd start looking anyway. I'd defo start looking if the MSP is also going to do 1st Level Support
>>109658628Nothing to worry about. by the way, please attend the important update meeting at 8 am tomorrow with HR
ive started my junior year in college and just finished up an internship for a small company that was total unpaid slave labor 8 hours a day 5 days a week just so i can slap on "Full-Stack Software Engineer" on my resume and linkedin and then i see some 17 year old indian kid who got an internship into microsoft for ML development on his first year. how do people not get humiliated when they put a massive #OPENFORWORK banner on their profile picture? i didnt sign up for any of this shit and it's too late to go back bros.
>>109658935Gotta stop trying to live like the past generations, son. Your generation needs to find their own way
>amazon asks this questions on their OAs >except the input size is 10^5 so brute force doesn't workwhy is amazon so comically evil https://leetcode.com/problems/lexicographically-smallest-permutation-greater-than-target
>>109658944LLMs are still shit, but everyone got more retarded for some reason and they can't tell anymore. Whatever, I still get paid
>>109659044didn't mean to reply to that post and I am not that anon
For me it's jeets with open mics completely oblivious that we can hear everyone around them
>>109659095One time my manager started yelling at his wife something in whatever indian language he speaks, and then another indian let him know he wasn't on mute. The other indian then felt the need to let us know he was just yelling at his wife about there not being lunch ready
>>109659110holy izzat transfer
crazy to think that last year I was broke and shitting myself trying to pay rent and had no idea what I was going to do to get back in the job market and now by this time next year I'll be debt free and driving around in a tesla.You just gotta lock in once and then you're set.
>>109659208Why would you post here if you're asian? You kinda give off elliot rodger vibes. Hapa?
>>109659217what? no. what makes you think I'm asian? stop the slander!
>>109659222Only asians buy teslas as some sort of flex. Extremely asian move
>>109659222EV's suck anon. Just get a Toyota PHEV instead. If you want to flex you would get a sports car.
>>109658832so probably not a good time to ask for a raise..a part of me was thinking this is when I'm supposed to ask for promotion.. but I guess I shouldn't have done that way before they were looking at msp..
>>109659282think I would rather die than get caught driving a middle aged mom suv>more expensive than a model 3lol
>>109659044>but everyone got more retarded for some reasonthey got replacedold people who knew better retired a while backnew blood from foreign slums replaced themthey only just heard about toilets and soap, you can't expect them to have any wisdom about technology
>>109655115All tripfags
>>109659311At least tripfags can be filtered. Annoying niggers like >>109659222 purposely use a different image and no name every time, even though they are basically tripfaggings, so that you can't filter them
>internal recruiters keep pestering me for a c++ job at this "great" company that rejected me in april of this year.
>>109659208>and driving around in a tesla.in what part of the world is this a flex?
>>109659606Gotta be asia where a tesla is preferable to any of the junk china makes and in china the only close competitor in quality would be BYD.
>>109659329we don't use the hard r around here.
>>109657297The absolute state of the job market. I started avoiding putting down my gender for this reason.
>>109659331this anime girl is cute but I don't understand how grown ass men can watch romance shows
>>109659987Imagine Sisyphus being happy
>>109660033pretty sure sisyphus was waging war against the gods, not gooning to japanese cartoons
>>109658980That's why /g/ came up with Big Boy input sets for Advent of Code. Lots of solutions work on small data sets but real life needs scalability.
>>109660039Sure and man wages war against himself. Punishment for Sisyphus was rolling a boulder up a mountain forever. Mans punishment is to watch anime of something that man cannot obtain in life whilst imagining himself the center of attention in a world that gives him none of it.
>>109657297What do you mean by it worked and how did you lie?Did you just check a different box when applying?And are you talking about actually getting a job or just getting a response to the application?
>>109660053>i'm like this greek mythological figure because a woman won't suck my penis
>>109660066Yes i am that based anon. Anime website btw
>>109657955Me too but only took a month or two after grad but its a few states away so ill be living in a tent until i get enough paystubs for an apartment. We're finally going to move out anon we're going to make it are you a female?
>>109659331Had that happen with a cybersecurity job. Get an email gushing about my experience and how good of a match I am for a position they have open. Apply. Get rejected without explanation. A few months later, receive another email from the same recruiter, once again gushing about my experience. Email her, asking WTF, though in polite language. Get back an ambiguous apology. A couple of months later, get the same damn email for the third time. This time I play dumb and apply again. Get an angry email from the recruiter, telling me to stop applying for the position including the phrase "I'm not allowed to talk to you". Still have no idea what it was that disqualified me from the position and it's weird that they're the ones who contacted me initially all three times. My guess is they have an automated system that kept picking up on keywords during an Indeed search of resumes and they didn't bother cross referencing it against people they had already contacted.
I wonder if working at a "defense" contractor where they make robots to kill people would be cool, or if it's just as boring as every other job.
>>109660387The latter but for all government contracting even if its a cool position you really aren't going to be doing cool guy stuff.
Graphql is demonic. Whoever invented it should be tortured 24/7, whoever uses it willingly should be shot dead on the spot. There is 0 use case for graphql.
interesting career choices:>making a lot of money>building chinese sex bots>making software that kills people>bioengineering a plague that only kills indiansanything else I should consider?
just got 2 recruiter calls back to back>recruiter 1>1h10m to get there by transport>2/5 homework>500-1000 employees>already confirmed to be offering something in the range i'm looking for>they're asking shit i know very little about so i'll probably have to fake shit if i even want a chance>recruiter 2>45m, only reachable by car>1 day/week homework, if that>30-50 employees>salary range wasn't mentioned even in job offering>site is AI AI AI AI>but their core business/requirements is much closer to what i have experience withthoughts?
>>109660798Obviously the first one is better. Besides they could just be desperate for employees.
>>109657101get a clearance
>>109656976>my career outcomes be like if I were to switch from premed to cs or cybersecuritylol.this is bar none the dumbest consideration of a switch ever. you are going from the absolute strongest career prospects in the entire country with bullet proof stability and very high income, to something that isnt worth a hoot to anyone.its your life, do whatever you want. do it if you can accept the more likely outcome that you dont end up working in tech and have a degree worth pretty much nothing to anyone.i wouldnt blame anyone for not wanting to do med school since its actually very hard and very competitive. and towards the end when you do residency you are walking a tight rope with hundreds of thousands in student loan debt while doing literal 60+ hour weeks of stressful work. if you can beat that you win at life though. this contrasts with tech programs where degrees are awarded to fucking anyone with a pulse hence why the degree has no value.
>>109654935bitch-ass gora mad he aint us bahahaeven if you were desi you would definitely be low-caste untouchable garbage
>>109660798its scary to think about how many millennials are permanently mentally stunted in the 2010s tf2 era
>>109661478Yes. I also (used to) play twow and pokemmo and play fheroes on my phone.What do you play anon? Fortnite?>>109659329I'm not that anon, or markov-kun but sorry if I am annoying too. Pictures I post genuinely make me happy and I want to share them. >>109659228That's oddly true. We actually work with Musk on these and our Chinese branch all ride tesla.>>109659222So what are you, as long as you're comfortable telling us.
>>109658220learn to plumbing
>>109661478it's just a convenient reaction image mate.
so i got a promotion as developer coming up, and got another offer to also do some management stuff but i wouldnt earn more money because of my upcoming promotion>prosi could put on my resume that i am a project lead and MIGHT have easier times getting into executive roles later>conseverything elseshould i do it or or nah, feels like an easy no
>>109654910Me am tired as fuck.
>>109661478cope and seethe zoom zoom
>>109657898the honest answer is that she should be barefoot in a kitchen making babies
>>109660033sauce on degenerate gif?>>109660058No, I didn't lie. Race is a social construct, much like gender, and I self-identified as the race I felt like that day.And yes, I mean actually getting jobs.
>>109661925and she would probably be happier doing thatfeminism was a massive mistake
>>109661152How do you get a clearance, and what is it? Is it something I can do on my own?
>>109661944My Dress-Up Darling
>>109661954employers sponsor clearance and its a very costly process. they often just prefer existing clearance. veterans get free school and have clearance required for the jobs, and mandated preferential hiring on top of that.you cant do it yourself. the actual process takes awhile and they go and interview a bunch of people who have interacted with you or lived around you to make sure you arent a spy. you also get polygraphed for ts/sci. the short answer is that you cant have behaviors that make one a liability for compromise. which means you cant be an addict or abuse any illegal substances, gambler, someone with foreign contacts, or too mentally ill.the upside to being subjected to all that is potential to work on maybe cool secret technology, and its a sector they cant just replace with indians liek they do with everything else. their work environments often dont allow you to even have a cell phone in there and completely air gapped internet. theres other things ive heard people complain about in it too.its not bad advice really because breaking in entry level is basically not going to happen for most new grads. the only thing that would change it is if they actually sent all immigrants home and stopped backing h1b fraud. they made up 40% of the industry in 2019 and its only gotten much worse. they arent doing that ever, the ethnic takeover is likely part of some deal with india.
>>109654935They're cancerous. Things are not going to get better, and, eventually, they'll hire a jeet for your job.,
>>109661982thanks>>109662221also thanksjust being real I posted edgy shit on Facebook and Myspace years ago, and watch femdom porn. Is the gubment going to know that and will it will show up in the process?Pretty much straight-laced and boring besides posts on /pol/I actually live not too far from a place that utilizes air-gap internet and all that other stuff
>>109655257Thank you sir, I will proceed with the needful posting on a warpath footing sir.
>>109662221>the ethnic takeover is likely part of some deal with india.It is. Unemployment in India is high, especially for those with college degrees. India makes it part of their trade agreements that other countries will help solve India's unemployment problem. Other countries see this is the best deal ever as they get college educated workers without the need to educate them through their childhood and college. India understands the danger of having millions of young men with no prospects for the future. That's why they're exporting them as quickly as they can. Other countries, seeing cheap "skilled" labor, ignore that this creates millions of young men without any prospects. Getting "something for nothing" is just too seductive to resist.
>>109662393It's crazy that governments around the world believe their own bullshit about everyone being "equal" when that's very obviously false
>>109662393If i was modi i would've started a war with Bangladesh, Pakistan and then China to get rid of them. Not enough drones in the world to deal with that many extra men.
>>109662629??? No government in the world believes in that. That's just propaganda to make cattle believe that democracy means a Joe from Arkanses has the same political weight as Epstein. Governments don't "believe" in anything, they are simply tools of organization, and so it happens the governments all around the world are in hands of the rich who benefit from cheap labour. Would you not prefer a dirt-cheap maid or plumber if you were running a business yourself?
>>109661925Pregnancy causes women's tendons and everything to get looser, so she should actually be wearing nice supportive shoes to prevent foot damage
>>109662221If he gets in with military contractors he could probably get one depending on his program. Way less jeets too.
My friend at Porsche Consulting is probably going to lose his job now. I don't understand how a parent company can sell their money maker to indians at a loss to gain "AI Expertise" from said indians they sold the firm to.
>>109663403I think porche and the luxury market is at the top. Rolex & Omega has been through this before but other companies are going to lose there ass on a large enough down turn.
>>109663403Trust the plan
>>109657101you worked 8 years then went back to school to study CS? And now you work as a landscaper part time?What sequence of events lead to this? And after 8 years, why don't you have 6 figures saved, or enough to not work right now while you study?
>been working for consulting companies all my 10 YOE>only positions open atm are for internal IT stuffdoes anyone have experience with both?anything i should be wary of if making the switch?
Does ADHD actually exist? Because every person in the workplace I've met with it just seems like a retard.
>>109664218No, it's one of those meme conditions people in the modern age get diagnosed to get ritalin and victim points on social media
>>109654910>that videobased beyond belief.
>>109664218Symptoms of ADHD exist, but an actual mental illness/disability that people are born with? I don't think so. Anyone can get over short attention span and low inhib. People are just too comfortable
>>109664218ADHD meds are just cheating for your lack of discipline. If it exists in school then that kid needs to go run outside for 2 hours to shut his brain up. Beyond that the method of schooling matters i can read books, testing and labs all day but i cannot sit for a lecture i give to shits about i need a lecture to be specific towards what i actually don't know for me to pay attention.
>>109664218things that are "real" in psychiatry and psychology aren't real in the way anyone else understands them. psychiatry in practice lacks pretty much any integrity and isn't held to very many standards. the way ADHD is diagnosed in the US is like a 1 page long quiz you take in the waiting room. its so lenient now you can actually do a 45 minute telehealth appointment and be prescribed stimulants first appointment.adult ADHD is absolutely bullshit. it's supposed to be very rarely diagnosed and in edge cases where someone slipped through the cracks. instead you have completely normal adults who never had any behavioral or cognitive dysfunction getting scripted because they just want work to be easier and they burnt their brains out from tiktoking 6 hours a day. people with normal grades their entire life all through adulthood and no dysfunction at all. rather than just saying they like working on stimulants because they have zero discipline they have to come up with this obnoxious adhd identity.its extremely overdiagnosed and its diagnosis in practice is very unscientific. i bet you like half of diagnoses in children are single parent households. its a perfect solution for them: terrible parenting style -> poorly behaved kid -> validating excuse -> meds that will help in the short term and permanently fuck them up.adhd is a neurdevelopmental disorder so yes they would be retarded if it were an accurately diagnosed thing. being that it isnt, they are just playing into it by self identifying as a retard.
>>109664361It kinda reminds me of autism. If you ever talked a back to a parent, teacher or professor about them being wrong then you can get that label slapped on you even if the topic of discussion is something you know deeply about. Being obsessed over a single topic or rotating topics is normal. Only low IQ idiots need people to nod their heads in agreement when they spout incorrect bullshit that in the real world doesn't fly in the workplace but if it does then you are surrounded by idiots.
My Israeli org manager just scheduled a picnic for 9/11
>>109664505These people can't help themselves can they.
>>109663403wait until you find out about private equity
>work at big tech company in US>we have offices in 3 European countries too>have to work on a system owned by one of those 3>guy responsible was on vacation for FOUR weeks in July>he comes back>"oh haha yeah sure x and y but for z you need to talk to some other guy">other guy is on vacation for another week and a half>manager breathing down MY neck the entire fucking timeNo, they don't answer emails. No, they don't answer calls either, we tried.
>>109664218What >>109664361 said, psychology is not a science. ADHD symptoms exist, but probably only 0.001% actually have something wrong with their brain that causes it. The rest could fix themselves by cutting porn, weed, goyslop, and constant stimuli.
>>109664690Sounds like you are refusing to take ownership
>>109664668Gonna be a setup for the next GFC. AI floundering will be treated as the Dotcom boom failure with the tools still being around for the companies that survive it. Just like the internet.
>>109664690Maybe work on your synergy, and remember to be inclusive. We're all in this together
>>109664690The ameritard mind cannot comprehend the concept of having and using your vacation.
>>109664690sounds like the perfect time for a 10 day vacation
>>109662894This sounds stupid. How did women survive before the invention of shoes?
>>109664690>they don't answer emails. No, they don't answer calls eitherall me btw
>>109654947back in uni there were a bunch of idians, they all were fucking cheaters and ratted them out to my instructors. they forced all the classes to take the tests AGAIN. i think i got a lower grade but idgaf, anyway those jeets were seen as fucking cheaters.
Do things like documenting stuff take you a lot of time from repeatedly thinking "I need to do X" to actually doing/writing them? I don't mean only at work, I mean in life in general.It's takes me weeks or even months. I've never been particularly organized or disciplined guy, but I don't remember things being this bad before.
>>109665165My life runs on sticky notes and notepad++. If its really important i have a sticky note at home and on my desk for X task. If it's coming up i will have it on notepad++ for later. I have a whole list of random tasks i need to do so if i get it done once a week i am happy. If i get one household project done a week its great. The key here is that you need to find your natural pace. If you like doing the easy stuff first or hard stuff first then you will naturally prioritize in what makes sense. If you are procrastinating then you need to push through it, or move to another task. In my case i procratclean my house spotless before i push through it.At work you need either a mental note or written down what is priority then if its not really priority you need a before lunch check to see if its getting done or will get done after. This is all highly job specific mind you.
>hey x did you do y?>”nooo i didnt do this i swear”>ok i believe you>hey z can you check access logs for who did y?>”yeah sure, x did y”Very productive day btw (played more RuneScape)
>>109665257Wait people don't get fired for that? If you are not accountable for your actions in my workplace we escort you out of the workplace within the hour.
>>109665291Im in a retarded jeet hell company thats multiple years into eating itself alive. You can get away with anything here. This dude in question is actually not a bad guy, i know he made an honest mistake, but still lmao
>>109665305I am so sorry anon.
>>109665321I actually love it here. It pays like shit but i get to be a mad scientist in a live environment. I deliver hackjob upgrades to random prod environments, i get scamjeets fired, i flirt with manager mommies. Life is good.
>>109665339>i flirt with manager mommiesI know the feeling.>lucked out with a few extra millimeters of bone in my face at birth>HR and manager roasties all love me>despite me not fucking doing anything>dude who works his ass off gets shit all the time if he makes a mistake>I work half as much as he does and get a "oh well you didn't mean to, as long as you learned from it :)"
>>109665218Right, thanks anon, I gotta try different habits and ways of doing things.I guess my main issue is that I have like 4 note taking or messaging apps (2 messaging ones that I use to send messages to myself), which makes MW forget where I wrote things. I need to use a centralized one, or maybe use them for different purposes.Another issue is that I don't really like taking notes much because distracts me from my immediate tasks.Finally, I'm easily distracted in a different sense too: I do stuff, then do something else and forget about the world, including what I was doing before, the thing for which I should have taken notes.
>>109665800You need to have a immediate task note taking method and a ancilary task note method. In my example my sticky notes accompany my immediate task and Notepad++ is my secondary task. My mental notes is purely priority where i know from the moment i sit at work to the moment i leave what is most important for me to do for my position. In all cases you need to always do something to completion when presented with a task. If you get pulled aside from something else it better be on your higher priority list with your dropped task added to it in the back end. This requires coordination with work, family, scheduling. Also too many note taking apps or fucking around with something as complicated as Notion can fuck with you too since you tend to mess with it longer than the actual work at hand. I remeber watching some random youtube women doing or preparing for college saying that journaling was really just proctastination and that before classes start they just set a phone alarm with a name to go to school lectures instead. Quick and easy is what they adopted instead of organized and artist. In the military we call it ripping the bandaid off or just saying fuck it if it sucks to do. Its not easy but you need to adjust for your actual needs first, wants second, and nice to have's last.
Fucked up fairly badly at work, but nobody really cares and everyone just pokes fun instead.Yeah it's nice working in a place where the tickets are made up and the work doesn't matter.
>>109665907
>>109665907Do you work in a very large company?
>>109666064Couple hundred but my team is stuck in the middle of nowhere in a closet away from everybody so there's practically no accountability as long as it's not a complete disaster
>>109663537HR whores won't hire me because I don't have a bachelor'sI got a lab position by applying for a job with a privately owned business, but the managers were literal kikes so I leftBefore that I did programming in college, and got to be lead author of a paper because of itBasically, nobody believes I can program because I don't have the goy certificate
>>109666434is that a lοoney troon?
>>109666582>old person name>extremely aggressive>talking about killing people on LinkedIn because they won't hire youTake a guess
>>109666434
>>109666852Fucking love yourself
>>109665843Oh yeah, I forgot that I do have a tasks app too. That's a bit better in general (I've managed to add some recurring tasks, but it's still kinda hard for me to keep track of stuff).You are right in that using complicated things is also a distractor on itself.I use messaging apps to access them through my phone. I wish I had a single, centralized way of keeping notes and tasks (or to backup/share them easily), but when I did some research, I couldn't find shit (non-paid or non-FOSS at least; tasks.org is good, though)
>>109666434>Clock's tickin'>implying one day there will be some big crisis because we alienated all the knowledgeable introverts>please mr nerd help us! you're our only hope!>heh should have thought of that when you took advantage of me. Now I'm going to sit back and watch the world burn and there's nothing you can do about it
>>109667250I looked that dude up and his only education is a cert in HVAC maintenance. Also, I interpret clock tickin' as a thread of violence
>>109654910IDK how to get a new job now because everything I've been building has been with AI for the last three years.
>>109666548>nobody believes I can program there an obvious solution to this?
>>109667400>get help desk job>whatever you can get.. donesnt matter>automate whatever is a common problem
I think by far the worst interview format I've gone through is:>here's 125 lines of code>no comments>it's complete spaghetti (like, really bad) and has multiple bugs>tell us what you think the code is supposed to do, then point out everything wrong and fix it, or tell us how you would fix it>you have 45 minutesbonus points for:>some internal framework you've never seen, you have no idea how it works, and which also prevents the online editor from compiling the code>the pile of shit also makes concurrent calls to background resourcesincredible that I've had to do this multiple times
>>109667213Just email the document to yourself as a centralized location then download to the device you want it and overwrite it. No clue about the other programs since i don't use them but check out Obsidian and Logseq i hear they are decent for writers and Ph'd's since you tend to have multiple things going on in a book or massive research paper.
>>109654910>the black guy is watching basketball
>>109667527So your least favourite interview format is a puzzle you cant cheat prepare for and have to rely on on the spot critical thinking and your own expertise? Jeet.
>>109667552idk man, nta, but I'm not good at like gameshow style puzzle things. I don't think there's a hiring format that can hire ideas guys.
>>109667638I true ideas guy would make his own company. You are just a coping retard
>>109667644no, go ahead, tell me how the puzzle interview will hire Steve Jobs.
>>109667647Steve Jobs and Bill Gates were indepenently wealthy. This shit doesn't apply to plebs like you. Valve was started from Gaben who was an Ex Microsoft employee with massive stock options and friends with plenty of people in the company that dragged him out of harvard for it.
>>109667647Steve Jobs made his own company, which is exactly what I said. Weak ass bait, puzzle boy
>>109667702Bill Gates isn't an idea guy.You are a lover of money, therefore a fool.
goodnight /twg/
>>109654910007 is the only acceptable work schedule—anything else is just eaters slacking.
>>109667718Pointless platitudes stay poor mr i can't figure out a fucking low iq puzzle.
>>109667710thank you screaming tiktok ork, now answer the question.
>>109667728Your question is built on faulty premises, so no I won't
>>109667527
>be team lead>quarterly team review>pros: best performing team>cons: using ai the least, need to step it upAnyone else get these inane ai token use requirements? Should I just run a bot thats going on a loop checking stuff 24/7?
>>109667725is that the schedule of 0 goals0 reason to live7 sharts a day?
>>109665165nah, i'm actually pretty good at jolting down the important stuff.i might take a while afterwards to format it down, correct typos etc but weeks/months is insane
>>109667732You know what the answer is, and you're foot dragging.
>>109667638>ideas guyYou mean lazy faggot who doesnt actually wanna put in the work? Waowie can i hire you?
I have a good idea. What if we pretended to make a product, got a bunch of seed money, then an IPO. I can start tomorrow
>>109668019What do you mean you can start tomorrow? Let the slaves do the work
>>109668019Be like Arista or Juniper make a better product than Cisco please. Specifically CUCM, VOIP is missing alot of integrations, functions and AV abilities.
>>109668075I don't know those specifics, that's for the developers. I'm the ideas guy
>>109668086Hire me for 500k a year and we will reverse engineer call manager so we can get that sold to cisco for fat profit and solve my mental headaches from their shitty software.
>>10966808630 Trillion dollar idea we move data through sound waves.
>>109668095No no no, you are hiring me, pay me $500k. >>109667638 said you were hiring ideas guys
>>109668098Not sure if you knew this but that's been tried long long agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delay-line_memory#Mercury_delay_lines
>>109668099>said you were hiring ideas guysI hope you're better at snorting cocaine than critical reading.
>>109668110I did not but thats pretty sick. Just like mechanical computing is still being worked on for its low power draw.
>>109664218It's unironically a fake condition. I don't have it handy but there's an experienced psychiatric nurse that often discussed this and described the history of that farce somewhere.
>>109664510retard
>>109664690Yes, we europeans are based like this. Wagey wagey, back to your cagey!
>>109668176Oy Vey goyim stop noticing.
>>109667527That sounds like a fantastic interview format. Very realistic and sounds like it would be fun, especially since it's only 125 lines.
>>109668179Europeans are yet another thing we are replacing with ai.
>>109668133Wait until you learn about analog computers.
>>109668190Nobody outside the US gives a shit about 9/11. Everyone throughout Europe does shit around that time, often on specifically 9/11. I'm in Sweden and we have a kickoff party and afterhours planned on that day.Take your meds.
>>109667527Worst? Every time I get those they hire me. I always enjoy those.The worst for me are when we just talk and they're all weird about some social thing.
>>109668196>Shalom goyim i am actually white and european
>>109668196Yeah but I'm the guy who posted that about my israeli boss and I'm AMERICAN working at an AMERICAN company in AMERICA
>>109668198Social talk is hard on the phone when i just want to sperg out on the resume shit i actually care about.
>>109664302>>109664218I cured my ADD by taking long walks every day.
>>109668204America is a made up word, there's no such thing.
tech workers
>>109668204But you said he's in the israeli org, i.e. in israel, not in amerilardia.If you're changing your story and saying a jew in america in an american org is doing that, then it's a different matter since regardless of his background, he should be conscious of local customs and religions.
>>109654935You're goinf to be saying "Good morning!" and "hello" very soon, my benchod
>>109668263Quick Call?
>>109668256I see the confusion. He is israeil and the org manager. It's not the israeli org. Also I'm just being edgy, I don't actually think he meant anything by it, he has a picnic every year around this time and 9/11 just happens to be on a friday this year.
Do your coworkers know about your side project?
>>109668275Yeah I talk to my coworker about all the vidya I'm playing
>>109668270this is just like a recursive function (with no base case)
>>109666809I'm not open to work but I often those "your profile has received 1-6 visits this week" messages, but never a message from it. Surely I will start getting offers if I set myself to OTW...
>manager wants a daily standup>expects all of us to have updates every day>except he's allowed to say "no updates" or just give a vague "stuff for [project]"Even if he's working on something he's not allowed to talk about, how does he not realize the optics of saying shit like this during standup?
>>109668275it came up in a conversation, but no one seems to care. I also post about it on Linkedin, so my connections probably can see it.
>>109668297I do the same.>continue working on the ticket COCK-6969. no blockers.that's it.
>>109668297When I was in the navy after every 8 hour shift I was required to report to the submarine captain what I told people to fix on the watch that day. If all you said was you found some spilled oil and told the watch to clean it up, that wasn't good enough. You better have found a rusty valve or an expired gauge or a missing screw from a bracket every single day or he would chew you out.
>>109668313Sucks anon i sometimes had nothing to do in the air force and my best responses to my bosses was "If you got work for me i'll head out if not imma have to keep sitting on youtube"
>>109668308>oh come on anon>could you be more specific>have you submitted any code changes>since you have bandwidth, could you pick up this other thing>>109668313That's about what I'm going through right now except it's more of an unspoken pressure than being "chewed out"
>>109656917Very poignant. As an addendum here, I've found some Bangalore Jeets at my job, just fucking suck. They literally refuse to read documentation and ask me to their job for them. One Jeet in particular keeps wanting to "have a quick call", and when I tell him no his question is one sentence that is solved by me immediately.My boss is Indian and routinely shit talks these retards, but he's a fair bit older so he hates how stupid they are as much as I do
>>109656917Bro wtf is that website. I appreciate the content but I also cannot believe a real person made that whole thing.
>>109658935>17 year old indian kid who got an internship into microsoft for ML development on his first year.You wouldn't believe what its like mate. I'm not kidding whrn I say these fucks can just quit their job, walk out into the Streets of Bangalore and end up at ARM.Meanwhile in The West, you have to basically simulate what it's like being in China to get a job.This is the end result of moving this stuff to India; they get infinite jobs because they work for a bag of rice, and 10 pngs worth of bobs and vagana while you're left to struggle
>>109668270I tell them I'm too busy to call right now and to ask their question. Its usually literally a single sentence.Why they want to blow this up into wasting 30 minutes of time is beyond my comprehension
While troubleshooting IT problems is fun it does feel nebulous at times. Any way to learn how to improve troubleshooting skills?
>>109668313the only way i can see that working is that the guy knew the sub is a piece of junk and sees a billion issues just walking around and was expecting you to pay more attention
>>109668457Study old tickets, see what they did to solve it and how they came to that conclusion.Look for patterns, write down checklists.Study the system better so you can exclude part of it a priori depending on the type of problem to isolate stuff faster
>>109668493He definitely did see more than us because he had 15 years more experience, but he didn't train us to find the issues, just got mad that we didn't find whatever mystery issues he knew about. Also, the sub was in very good shape, all the officers just had to lie about what they found, or if you found a lot in one day you would spread the report out over many days
>>109668457ask claude you fucking retard
>>109667720Good night, anon. I'm going to beg for more pills. People do preffer markov-bot and b&w anime girl spammers to me trying to engage with what they post.I'm out till the nice doctor returns and they let me out on Monday.
>>109668626Furry schizo spam is preferable to apple tranime fag
>>109668626>>109668647KYS furrnigger
Can someone in the ML/AI/data science sector tell me what kind of skills I should bring with me to get hired? I got a math/stats background so thats easy but I am lost at what exactly companies expect.
>>109668647Tho I don't support apple. Unless apple is some slang. Besides, I am employed and mostly satisfied even if very edgy.
my goal for this year is to train my jeets to stop their>hello anonways
>>109664857>>109664898>>109668179The problem is my manager does not comprehend vacations longer than a few days, especially not vacation without effectively still being on the clock in terms of reachability. He's riding my ass because most likely his manager is riding his ass (and so on), so if we have to delay the diarrhea trickles down onto me as he can point to having communicated the urgency to me multiple times. >what about the EuropeansFrom previous experience shit doesn't trickle down across the Atlantic. I get calls on a Friday at 9pm for bullshit but I'm pretty sure every German employee turns his work phone off at 5pm sharp. Since my manager can't hold any of them "accountable" (read: place the blame for his bad management and time estimates on them) because their HR will call our HR and give them shit if he even thinks of complaining, he'll take it out on me and maybe some of my coworkers as usual.
>>109669009>From previous experience shit doesn't trickle down across the Atlanticin my experience here, it's either>fuck off, it's me timeor>i'll take a quick peek at the phone if i can, reply to a message but not connect to whatever shit is explodingpersonally i was n.2 along with most people i've worked with.i've never heard nobody ever getting chided for not turning their laptop on after work if they didn't want to tho.can confirm tho that the one german i worked with did turn off his phone
>Are we booking off in November?>Xbox Series X or PS5?>How many days are you going to book off?
>>109654910tgif am i right fellas
>>109669183damn right brother
the most important moment of our lives nears:00days03hours22min
>>109669009Ask to replace the german office with a claude sub
>>109669009In my experience here, I would never trade my comfy well-paid job for an american job.
>>109669310And you'd be right. I had a comfy American job at my current company riiiiight up until we got new executive leadership and now shit is basically the titanic.
>>109669310No shit, only better thing about american jobs is the pay
>>109669292Kek
>>109667442Replace HR whores with competent White men? I don't know what the fuck you want from me, half the time these retarded cunts don't even read my resume. I was in an interview once and asked the bitch if she read my resume, and she straight up told me no.
00days02hours00minwhat's our eta to heretic quants?
I don't know why there's so much white worship in this general. They're all grifters just like indians are. Only thing is whites BELIEVE all the bullshit they push, they're completely retarded, indians are at least scheming jewish bastards that know they're fucking you over. >t. vietnamese
>>109669741I'm neither "white" or indian. I used to read multiple tech forums.I really don't know when or why people stopped thinking of tech as the scam it is. everyone used to know and admit that this whole industry sells snake oil to retard "investors" and "customers" in exchange for billions upon billions of dollars... but now apparently everyone takes it seriously? or is 4chan just full of really fucking stupid retards?
I think my boss boss (Steve) is expecting us to be his secretary and ngl it's sorta annoying.I'll usually get a request like >"Hi Steve and Anon, can we book a meeting about xyzabcdefg? (that I'm rarely involved in)" >"Hi Steve, could you review X and let us know if it looks okay for us?">"Team, could you review X and check if this looks okay?">send it back to him>he doesn't reply back>"Hi Steve, just looping back about X and wanted to know if this looks okay.">I can already feel him going (hmmmm, anon can you summarize what you sent me and then I'll review if it looks okay to send to them) but then if I do the work sometimes he'll sit on it again until I talk to him directly but then he'll say hold off on it and it's this constant like I have no idea what he's really thinking and they're still bothering both of us but then I'm wondering if he wants me to do something. fuck this fucker plays so many mind games it pisses me off. I'm not even his direct report.
Tech was fun at a point but the hyperoptimization and growth WAS an issue. Once the grubby fucking MBAs got their hands on it, it's fucking over. It's annoying too because my job is supporting a third party software and I heard it was pretty decent back in the day. When I first started 5 years ago, it seemed to not be the awful fuck it is today. Then they went full on in "minimalism UI" (looks fucking TERRIBLE), dumb "audit/security workarounds" (which is breaking most of our features), AI shoved in executives faces which is causing our already thinned out staff to test these fucking retarded features and come up with use cases for the business. Each release breaks something and I'm fucking going nutters sending mass emails to notify our internal clients and then I constantly get scrutinizing from our operational team acting like this was preventable. I hate this job so much now. It wasn't this retarded years ago and of course I get the job once this whole sector is going PEAK retardation.
I get that with at will employment, my work can make me do whatever the fuck they want. Boy it is demoralizing giving us more work, changing our job descriptions to say we get more work, and then not even paying us more. Instead saying "you now have the potential to earn more" in the future. Then getting on our asses every single day for shit not getting done as fast as they expect it to.I'm tired bros. Would quit if I could but haven't found anything else yet and have been looking for months. Hope you are all fairing better
>>109669741Hey do you know what the actual tech job prospects are like in Vietnam for an American? Vietnam kind of gets hyped / talked about a lot, but if you're local I'm curious on what you might know about it.You can tell me to fuck off if you want that's okay too.
>>109670037what the fuck are you on about motherfucker I was born in america lol
should I kms if I can't immigrate from my shithole country into a developed first world country as a software dev
>>109670131remote work bro...
So yeah. I'm an ideas guy.One idea I had is make stuff not suck ass and shit and poop. Just like. Some ideas. three.
>>109670192Too bad that you work at the Make Stuff Suck Ass, Shit, and Poop Factory then anon
>Recruiters are STILL not respondingFucking money leeching asshole middlemen. Literally no proper job advertisements, only from recruiting offices.
>>109670342>3 recruiters call in the same day because *local holiday period* ended>2 of them ask for on-site interview for the fucking HR screening (it's fucking far and i have to take the afternoon off)frankly a huge turn-off.i'm still going because you'll never know if the offer is good, but still
>>109670436fuck off
>>109668337this never happens. I am not sure if they just trust me to do a good job, or they already know that the answer would be something overly laconic and they don't bother to pry anymore.
>>109670436Maybe this will happen maybe not.Just frustrates me that in 2 months I have only had one reply for a job interview. I am so fucking sick of this bullshit, not even a little email back to tell me they rejected my application. But nooooo, I guess basic politeness is beneath these people. I fucking hate my current job and figured switching would be easy with some experience under my belt.
>>109670137what remote work? I want to immigrate, not work on a job from a developed country
>>109670520if it's any consolation, it's the EU so i'm probably humiliating myself for less than half of whatever you got in the US>>109670695eh, it just happened because of the holidays.i sent around, i want to say, 70-80 resumes in the last month and only got 1 technical interview, which i bombed.did get a rejection email tho at least.keep in mind this is with 10 YOE
>>109670836>myselfI'd rather talk to Gemma and find out how her day went.
How should I go about flirting with this really pretty girl that works in my department?
>>109670999Give her some cheese.
>>109671058What kind Jim?
>>109667539Thanks a lot for the recommendations!
Any of you guys work with a call center for helldesk? Like we have one thats mostly just university student interns and the only time they are supposed to forward calls to my group is fοr escalation but these retards literally lie about everything from clients being mean to them to not being able to get ahold of anyone for escalation.
>>109671105Fromunda
>>109671246They probably aren't lying about the client being mean, they are probably just insecure little piss babies and when the client displays any frustration they freak out
>>109669738what happened anon
>mid-ass female coworker sheepishly comes to my office to ask for help after she got careless and fucked something upWhy is this sο hot
>>109666809lollmao eveni thank god every day i'm employed in an extremely stable industry and will, probably, never need to go through the linkedin OTW humiliation ritual
Reminder.
>>10967150Mοre like>You post on /twg/ because you work helldesk>I post on /twg/ because I am an SWE>We will both be unemployed in 6 months
>>109660387>>109660482someone has to do the cool guy stuffsome of the cool guy stuff can be very, very cool
I wanted to work in the aerospace industry, and I could have, even did an internship there, but the ebbs and flows of life took me to the energy sector instead :/
>>109670836>eh, it just happened because of the holidays.Everyone keeps telling me that but I am very mad and need something to focus my impotent rage on.Come to think of it I spend at least 20% percent of my waking hours in state of seething, maybe everyone else has a point that I get angry to quickly.>>109670999Literally go and talk to her, if you feel there is chemistry after a few convos ask her out on a date. Try to take rejection with grace.
>>109671246you have to be mean to them and make them afraid to escalate, it's the only way they'll triage properly
>we're at the point where everyone at our department is just bombarding each other with AI reviews and responding with AI code all day longThe absolute state of this fucking industryor maybe it's just our shit ass company
>3 rounds for a position i fit perfectly>do pretty well in at least 1 of them, not bad in other 2>2 weeks later try to follow up>responsive recruiter is now ghostinginterviewing is as exhausting as dating. all this work to find a nice young lady who will jack you off with her feet. in this analogy i am the one jacking off the employer by doing quality work.
yeah this year they fired all of our tier 1 internal staff and replaced them with consulting companies. I've been getting lots of tickets that are like "PLEASE HELP SYSADMIN FILE NOT WORKING" and it's an access error and they send it to us because they think sharepoint is down or something and I'm like wtf are you fuckers doing
Sometimes the shit my boss asks me is so vague it annoys the shit outta me.
>>109658044kima sex
>>109671754I just recently found out that yugioh wasn't a card game or show about cards and that came later and they just stuck with that plot line because people liked it. Mind blown
>jeet scrum master creating user stories at midnight on a friday
>Team meeting has the two fucking loudmouths who just drone about the same fucking shit for 30 minutes straight having the team hostage>one of them is my bossI'm starting to get fucking annoyed since this fucker REALLY needs to find the time and audience for it. It's not even that we're trying to resolve something, he's just literally blogging what he did today and I'm like why????
Honestly, I've been messaging my coworker whenever my other coworker is pissing me off. It'll probably backfire but honestly this fag is starting to really piss me off and it's good to get reassurance I'm not going crazy and someone else sees this shit. My boss tries to take both sides and I fucking hate him for it.
I get back from lunch and everything has gone to shit.
>>109671644I just talked to herShe looked very uncomfortable.I think I will talk to her on monday
Had a bad team meeting where a coworker was dogging at my work even though he's the one who signed off on it that it was good. Some end users did something dumb with it and apparently it's my fault that the end users were being stupid. Boss is a cunt and decided to play both sides so I'm a little irritated.I've been job hunting for a year but how do I hold my sanity with these people. I have 0 respect nor loyalty to anyone here.
>>109672297Did you forget to squeeze your gooch at the urinal?
>>109672331What
>made a really dumb mistake (typo wrong variable) that got shipped to prod>somehow it wasn't catastrophic so it passed validation>some big customer is affected>I'm not blamed because it's QAs fault for having shit testsWhew
>>109660387you can be the guy that makes the webapp in react to allow a testing team to run diagnostics on the killbots. that's a job you can be proud of telling people you do.
>>109671501>an software
>>109672254this but also any PTO of any duration at any time of the year
>>109672254I get back from lunch and go take a shit
Thoughts on jeets?
>>109672213I hope you're my coworker who has been messaging meshe goes:>I feel like I am losing my mind lol>Am I crazy??? Am I making sense?I told her she's making sensepeople just don't seem to understand us sometimes no matter how much we try
>>109672529I'm still at the state where I'm wary so I just send an emoji like an upside down smiley or pukey face or something. Usually they'll send me a laugh back or a sad sigh face. It's just nice getting validation that I'm not fucking insane and I'm not making it up.
Do you guys use profanity in your 1:1s? Honestly I have a hard time expressing myself without just simply saying "yeah this person is a bitch", "this situation is fucked", "you give me balls for shit and then expect me to build the leaning tower of dildos" so I've been bottling a lot of shit in however I'm about to burst.
>>109672795No my workplace is pretty sterile. Kitchen talk is probably the thing I miss most from being a wagie, does a lot to alleviate burnout.
>>109672795I say the occasional fuck or shit, but not much beyond that
>>109672795No I'm not a child with emotional disregulation
>>109673212I don't think you have the high ground for being scared of saying a word.
>>109673215theres a difference between scared and having self-control you tard
>>109673243HA CAUGHT
I have meeting every day with people that make 7 digit salaries and they're all non-technical How is this fair?
>>109673215I grew up in the 90s and we routinely called everyone a faggot and a nigger. Then I joined the navy and everyone said fuck three times a sentence. Maybe you feel the need to say it now because you weren't able at school, idk.
>>109673284Do you sell millions worth of product to larger companies yearly?
>>109673284You can easily grift like them but you need to lose your soul and the ability to suck dick hard
>>109673284>do nothing but sit in meetings drinking coffee>can't write coherent emails>try to offload every single product management task>refuse to use JIRA or Confluence because it is "too difficult to learn and specialized">make double my salary (+10YOE SWE)yep, I want to murder HR
>>109673215>say word>money stolen
>>109673522>hired youstarting to question this guy.
>>109673522Why would HR have anything to do with product management or jira or confluence?
>>109672254consider yourself lucky you're not one of those sods who skips lunch or has to interrupt it to go fix it NOW
>>109673215it's called being a professional, look it up.i have no problems calling my irl friend a nigger all day, but learn how the real world works
>>109673717The real world DOESN'T work. That's the problem.
>>109673642>hiring for technical position>here enjoy some literal CIA mental torture tactics, 200 gotcha quiz questions you should've rote memorized and mudwrestling with Indians>your CV and track record is not considered beyond hitting keywords>you have to know 20 different technologies and even one missing means you cannot do the job>we downrank you aggressively in the last phase no matter how you do :)>business position>do you have MBA>is your last job title is even remotely fancy sounding>can you lie for five minutes in a job interview>300k starting + sales bonuses (applicable for yearly contract extensions for old existing customers that never leave)
>>109673717i work for the government and we say naughty words all the time
>>109673695HR hired these useless cuntsalso murder managers who always hire from outside instead of promoting internally
>>109673737They should hire me. I'd feel *nothing* firing you.
>>109668297> Daily standup goes 30-45 minutes because manager asks questions about every little thing> Forgets the next day, asks similar questions during tomorrow's standup> Standup just ends up becoming a regular meeting about deadlines, shit we need to do, etc.
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