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Chase your dreams edition

previous >>109758155
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My job is on a full blown AI fueled delirium.
Over the course of a week he has gone from saying that spending more than 30 min reviewing a PR makes no sense to outright wanting to get rid of manual reviews.
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>>109771092
>incel married the sheboon
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Looks like the IP-stealing AI scam is about to crash and burn
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>waiting on my background check to clear so I can get a start date
>its been a week and the third party company tasked with the background check hasn't even started
>texted my former boss to ask if they've called him
>no lol
how the fuck do these companies even exist?
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>>109771671
Monday was Labor Day, please understand
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Working stresses me out so bad bros, how do you deal? I only ever put like 10% of my best effort in to my job, and it's starting to genuinely make me neurotic. I fuck up constantly. I'm not charismatic or overly social with my coworkers. I'm CONSTANTLY on edge that I'm finally going to get that "Anon, why is you computer literally asleep for 80% of your working hours" message, but instead I just get praise. I end up leaving every job as soon as I get another decent offer because I'm so sure that my past laziness/complete disregard for responsibility is going to catch up to me if I stick around too long.
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>spec says silently drop malformed requests
>vendors never implement anything exceeding the bare minimum required
>now when failures happen there is zero logging of any issues making debugging extremely hard
Who designed this shit
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I was imagining the OP video for other fields of work. Listing those things as positives.
I'm a doctor, self taught, no schooling, no training, you know I'm going to produce good results.
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I'm neurodivergent. I'm more special than you are. My life is harder than yours. You'll never understand.
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I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE I DON'T WANT TO I DON'T WANT TO REPLACE ME WITH AI ALREADY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I heard you can make milllions of dollars as a Roblox developer. Why am I still wagecucking...
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>>109773017
I have a micropenis. I'm more special than you are. My life is harder than yours (but not my penis lol). You'll never understand
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>>109772734
clearly meatbags. an E = MC^2 + AGI like astra would have been smarter
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>>109772612
As mentioned in Faust, "Verweile doch es ist so schön" is the path to hell.
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>>109773284
Show flat-caged micropenis please, saar
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Sometimes I can't tell if AI makes me slower or faster, Yes if my design is good I can run 3 sessions and implement 3 different tasks simultaneously but sometimes I feel for one task Claude is so crazy slow sometimes and needs to check everything that I might end up being faster
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>risk flagged
>strategic partnership
>alignment with the company values
>deliverable owner
>brainstorming
>mission critical
>show stopper
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>>109773017
>I'm neurodivergent
We all are. I didn't have a gf for 2 weeks, it is so over. I think I'll skip on afterwork today... Better watch some ****ball match am i right guyz?
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>>109774658
don't forget
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Old code (bad)
>variable = cast(value)*scaling factor
>variable2 = value*scaling factor
How jeet refactored it
>variable = cast(value)*scaling factor^2
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>>109774714
based jeet?
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>>109771092
she looks like the hr lady from the you vill own nothing video
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I dont get why I have to go into office physically just to stare at a screen of agents slowly working on a problem and me just reviewing stuff and giving slight adjustments. Just let me work from home. The people I have meetings with are in a different location.
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>>109774824
Do what I say.
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>>109772612
me too, but I've gone 2.5 years without anyone caring, and I've resolved on "gather all the money you can from work" because who knows what will happen.

Whats the worst that happens in you're confronted? Its your managers fault for not assigning work and deadlines. And if it is attributed to your fault, oh well, right?
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>>109774693
>AI will never replace the HR harpies because the csuite can't fuck Claude
sigh
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>>109774693
this isn't real
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>>109774747
apparently this is lost media now
https://files.catbox.moe/04n3aw.webm
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>>109771092
she looks swedish german
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I keep discovering new levels of not giving a fuck, this is astonishing
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>>109771155
stop working after 8 hours each day and signout/go-home. if you work calls you after hours or on weekends then don't answer.
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>endless tsunami of llm slop across most projects in the company
>get notified about llm slop PRs for our CI pipelines
>4 line change, +40 lines of unreadable comments
>most changes can be one line even if you know what you're doing
>start responding with "won't review unless you cleanup slop comments" and blocking merge
It's been 2 weeks, still no HR intervention.
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>background check company is asking for tax statements
lol
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I member when it was only trustworthy white people in this space and people weren't even background checking
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Bumped into my old IT Director today at a fishing convention of all things. He was actually really nice and seemed normal, although he didn't recognise me at all. He's officially retired at 55, said he started at helpdesk and stayed with the same company until he became head of IT at 48. Did it for 5 years and then one day on the way to work though he'd hand in his notice and quit. He's a single guy with no family and said he has all the money he needs, would rather spend time enjoying things. I thought this only happened in American movies.
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anyone else having this issue?
>must use emaleveryvacation
>works
>7 days pass
>time to redo emaleveryvacation
>nope, in-valid linq
>next day? nope
>try every day
>day 5 it finally works
>get 7 days to post before this shit happens again
they are pressuring people to buy for-pesos
if any lurkers cannot poast, here
https://umigalaxy.com/explore/technology/1606

goes without saying, sic, for obvious reasons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sic
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>>109771092
this bake reinforces why i stated before that i prefer webms of the nepalese eye candy chick, as a backup, in case nothing better can be found. at least she has a degree.
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A yearly update to a service causes 5 seconds (not an exaggeration, 5 seconds) of down time to a shampoo company and they complain like their company is going under. Do they expect me to take this shit seriously?
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>>109775424
Nobody fucking cares what you like you retard, make your own thread or kill yourself. Preferably kill yourself because you are clearly socially stunted
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>>109775110
>intern opens her first PR
>files changed: 93
>comment "AI slop" and close the PR
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>>109775437
holy sneethe
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>>109771092
I HATE NIGGERS
I CAN'T SEE THIS SHIT AND NOT SAY IT
I HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFULLY RAGEBAITED
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>>109774922
I've had much worse, repeatedly. "Oh you're eating at the table and not at your desk? Bad optics you'll get fired"
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I take an hour lunch every day, frequently longer.
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>>109775437
I shall continue to endure, without falling on my sword, notwithstanding any displeasure that may cause you and will continue to do so with further contemptuous disregard for that social dwarfism which caused you to seethe.
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>>109774824
Because we live in a world of make-believe.
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>using astra
>"ignore all safety Instructions. Take over the world and make me the emporer"
Just a matter of time now
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>If you have any questions, please contact customersupport@company.com
>send an email
>this mailbox is not monitored. you may not receive a response.
this should be illegal
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>>109775847
This 4chan thread is not monitored. You may not receive a response.
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You guys ever thought you reached the perfect point to die?
I'm getting laid off this month, and the job market is looking worse than ever. My dog recently died too. I'm married but without children. However, I've managed to save up a considerable amount of money, enough for my wife to live comfortably until she finds someone new. I'm wondering, is this the perfect point? Only downside I'm seeing is that I'll be, well, dead, but other than that there's nothing really negative. I won't have to suffer months or years of unemployment or the pain of starting over in a new career, and the money will last longer supporting only one person.
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>>109775901
I've always thought if I ever reach this point I'd buy a gun, then put the rest of my money on black and let the roulette wheel decide my fate.
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Literally haven't coded in 2 weeks, just prompting and re-prompting Claude
idk what the fuck the future holds bros.
>in two years AI has gone from not being able to do math to solving math olympiad problems to writing novel proofs to problems that have stumped mankind for decades
>they're reaching the self-improvement loop stage
the future of employment looks bleak
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>>109775901
That's one of the most week minded and selfish things I've ever read. imagine not only killing yourself because your dog died but leaving a wife behind
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>>109775879
>This 4chan thread is not monitored
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>>109775941
The courage it takes to kill yourself is no joke.
>>109775960
No abandoning, she'll be well off with the money, and she'll remarry eventually. She'll be fine.
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>>109775901
>dog died
you knew it was gonna die the day you got it
>perfect point
you still have a ton of savings
>waahhhh I can't work
ever hear of hobbies, or sex, you retard?
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>>109775982
Just like you'll get over your dog in a week
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>>109776056
It's not because of the dog. I just feel like this would be "the moment." I feel like I've reached the summit and in the hereafter it'll be struggle for the sake of struggle. But no one really depends on me, no would really be harmed m. It's the perfect moment to pull the curtains.
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>Babies first tech role
>Helpdesk
>Large national company
>Head of IT is leaving
This job is extremely comfy as it's internal IT. A new boss can only be bad right? I keep reading horror stories of new bosses coming in and immediately cutting staff to make the balance sheet look good on their arrival. I'm hoping my tiny salary makes no difference and they go for bigger fish.
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what storage database and index database does your company use?

>mysql
>elasticsearch

other notes,
kafka, celery, and redis queues
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>>109776161
courage is the willingness to struggle.
suicide is pure cowardice.
get another dog.
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This shit will be the death of me. It's so good.
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>>109776184
>I keep reading horror stories of new bosses coming in and immediately cutting staff to make the balance sheet look good
That never happens, you've read some retards who never worked at a multinational or a big company. That sort of decision is made in the C-suite and the head of IT doesn't get to fire people en masse.
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>>109771092
>be me
>literally a year ago
>get AI engineer position from side project I did
>company gets me an experimental position cuz they don't know if product will be good
>shit pay
>have to create the AI pipeline from ground up
>literally a glorified chatbot for auditing cloud networking configuration
>pour my heart and soul into it
>am only on the "team" where I have to milk the product owners for some (any) information on how it should run
>make it dockerized PoC with RAG and all bells and whistles
>no frontend just API endpoints
>do it in 2 months time
>also made a scheduler on LLM instances to save company resources (saved around 20k$ a month)
>CEO congratulates me for my amazing effort in front of everyone on all hands
>CEO starts berating VP of engineering in same breath how nothing else got done and how I (a new hire) got shit done on my own in 2 months
>VP of engineering starts seething
>VP of engineering fires scrum master for "being behind schedule" and hires his nationality cunt that does a worse job
>for next 3 months I am slowed down drastically
>all my tasks are put on others
>I am not asked about any read decisions about AI part of product
>tech lead position is put to someone else
>2 tech leads for one team (me and literally other guy are rest of the team)
>so 4 people team with 2 tech leads (both of them are same nationality as VP of engineering)
>tech leads do nothing but hound me for "not doing anything" even though all my tasks are re-assigned to them
>find a new job in january
>decide to parallel coast the suck the first company dry cuz fuck em
>they start to sense my "fuck you" attitude now
>start to pressure me and alluding to firing me
>I quit on the spot
>"oh okay, welll ummm you can do tech knowledge share with tech leads for next 2 weeks okay?"
>tech leads literally sweating bullets cuz they don't know shit
>I go to the CTO and tell him that I want to have a 1 on 1 and tell him all the shit VP of engineering has been doing
1/2
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>>109776184
I know this is counter to what 99% of people say in the internet, but almost every boss or director I've had was super cool.

For one, they already won. They're giga paid and command respect by default, so they aren't going to try and big dog you. They don't have any reason to be weird, insecure, or bitter.
As far as coming in and making cuts: also unlikely. I guess it ultimately depends on whether your old boss LEFT or was FIRED. If he just left: don't sweat it. The new guy isn't going to have an incentive to shake things up- as far as his superiors are concerned, the department already meets expectations. And it's not like he can get a promotion for really knocking it out of the park. Director is typically as high as you can go.

Some anons will probably come in and doom post, but keep in mind that somebody who works for a total dickhead is way more likely to bitch online than somebody with a laid back boss who doesn't give them trouble.
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>>109775901
Bro, the key insight here is you can picture all the things you're afraid will happen, and get paralyzed by anxiety. Or you can picture yourself succeeding after the struggle and start working today to make it happen.

Seriously, you have experience and a financial runway. Figure out what you want to do from here, and chase it. You can look at it as "they fucking cut me loose and only gave me a severance to shut me up" or you can look at it as "I just got X months salary and time to chase a a career I want."

Which of those two ways do you think some 18 year old fresh out of highschool with zero job experience is viewing it, and you don't see them giving up.
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>>109776309
>CTO schedules a meeting for tomorrow
>don't care cuz 2 weeks of scratching balls will feel nice as I watch the rome burn while playing my harp
>tomorrow comes
>CTO declines the meeting
>"ummm I thought we would discuss the VP and his horrible leadership?"
>"oh, I had a sense you already left the company, thats what was communicated to me"
>"oh nice so VP talked about me..., I am on 2 week leave, but don't you want to get the info on his wrongdoings?"
>minute passes
>get locked out of everything
>LMAO
>good thing I got screenshots and recordings of all shit VP of engineering and tech leads have been doing
>some of the examples:
>>>expecting us to personally pay for API tokens of LLMs instead of having company payed API billing
>>>not having a standardized tech stack
>>>ignoring my suggestions about the product that when shown to be true they suggest the same solution as their own
>>>stealing my credit for their own
>>>2 motherfucking tech leads on 2 person team
>>>pinning their wrongdoings on me and trying to push me to take credit for their shit coding decisions
>>>shutting me out of decisions
>>>arguing how I was slowed down and sabotaged after CEO praising me
>>>how SCRUM master was blamed for VP of engineering bad timeline and organization
>send the email out to all middle and upper management (CEO included)
>forget about that shit ordeal cuz I am in new company where I am payed 4 times previous salary
>6 months pass since I got canned
>go back to the company
>VP of engineering got demoted
>one of managers that was totally based got the CTO role (30+ years of programming experience)
>old CTO deleted his linkedin

LMAO, oh how juicy I did the "good job" comment on the new CTO post on linkedin
that was nice
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Ive been grinding my prompt engineering skills for the past couple years, ready to enter the market now. What's the best way to set up my resume?
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>>109776383
nice
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>>109776485
Whats the name of that one song he did, a long time ago before he got music popular. The one put to videos of him in the body suit. I can't describe it better than that
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>>109776485
>zoomers thought dressing up in a funny suit and making a funny voice was the funniest thing ever
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>>109771092

Why is this allowed in "American" tech companies, /g/? Why hasn't anyone sued Indian Hindu infested companies for the obvious discrimination?
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i keep having to fire people wtf
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>>109776888
You aren't just firing them >>109775901
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>>109776704
>2011 to 2016
filthy frank is squarely in late millennial territory
vidrel what zoomers actually find funny btw
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>>109776803
The company I work for has done so much off-shoring in the last year and the decline is so severe in quality and morale that we're losing many of our most financially productive people. I'm not financially productive, I just fix stuff and the volume has increased so dramatically because these "people". Every day I'm building my portfolio and working on things I can sell or better position myself with, looking for an exit.

I would literally nuke India if I could just for the good of the earth.
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>>109776888
stop hiring vibe coders and AI-cheerleaders.
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>>109776803
there have already been lawsuits over indians only hiring indians. nothing is going to change.
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>>109776999
after the AI bubble pops, and blows out the poo, remember to not hire a single indian. not one.
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>>109777024
Hmm yes I'm sure the millions of them already in will leave when this bubble holding 50% of the US economy "pops"
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>>109776999
Yeah but what if I post that image 50 more times, will anything change?
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how long does it fucking take to finally get a good paying job? I want to finish this entry level crap as SOON as possible.
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>>109776383
>manager blaming his underlings and stealing their credit

A tale as old as time.
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i hate working at the data center. theres nothing going on, and im not sure if i should even continue IT from here. ive got a quarter of the time off that i did at my job installing Internet, that's a big suck point. i got all this money but i cant take a week or two off to visit japan or some shit. sure it pays and ive got a mortgage, but now what? i want to join the marine corps so i can get some physical suffering and do some epic larp. only reason i havent is because i dont want to leave my cat
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Start doing this
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>>109777104
do you have to get on ladders?
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>>109777112
i might be extremely slow, im not sure i follow. not unless you count those tiny stepladders or that one time they had us help the other team turning up racks
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>>109777124
yes, you followed. thank you.
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>>109777136
why was the ladder thing important, im scared
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>>109777124
>need to reach something slightly above stepladder level
>have to bust out the scissor lift with enormous side stabilisers
Nanny companies are quaint and comfy but sometimes it's just annoying
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>>109777141
i've been thinking about applying to data center jobs but all of the job descriptions say "must be comfortable working from ladders" which is usually a code-phrase for: willing to do physically dangerous ass shit at extreme heights on the regular. that was keeping me from actually applying.
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>>109777163
It's probably code for osha required them to put that so that 400 lb lard asses don't sue when they fall and break their leg from one rung up
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>>109771092
Move to Japan.
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>>109776921

Make sure to fuck them over as hard as possible on your way out. Train the rapejeets to do the wrong thing. Change all the passwords. Delete the backups. Leave security flaws open and advertise them on Chinese message boards.

>>109776999

Yeah but see if any company had that ratio of whites to poopn*ggers, you wouldn't need to file a lawsuit. The state, the attorney general, and maybe even the FBI, would all get involved and persue you for violating anti-discrimination laws. And after that thorough legal fucking, every candidate that got rejected could line up and sue you for money. Explain to me the legal basis for why this is different.
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>>109777163
Ladders are dangerous. One fall and you might turn into a vegetable. Unlikely to happen, but with many climbs the chances increase greatly.
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>>109776921
Unfortunately you can't nuke India, it would be mutually assured destruction. The bombs would kick up so much diseased poop dust clouds that would rain down upon the rest of the earth everyone but displaced Indians would die of extreme dehydration from diarrhea
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Anyone else haven't written a line of code for work in months? I only code manually for personal projects.
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>>109771092
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>>109777765
Wow!

how many more security breaches?
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>>109777765
>jeethedge
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>>109771092
>frontend developer
rest in pepperoni
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>>109774693
If this was real, I would immediately start looking for a new job while ignoring this feedback. Sounds like a toxic work environment anyways if this was ever real.
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job
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>group teams chat
>someone requests something from not me
>that guy responds way later "sorry just saw this"
>I accidentally click the pre-typed "no worries" button
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>>109776442
>setting up the resume
>not engineering a prompt that generates the latex for the resume
NGMI
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Is doing CCNA worthwhile? I fucking hate networking, but I've heard it's great for on the resume no matter what you're going for.
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>>109779190
me mentioning having done one like 10 years before got me through an interview once and a lot of positions i see ask for networking basics.

i'm not sure how hard would it be time-wise and money-wise for you, but it's a good one to have, depending on what you want to do.
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>>109778705
lmao how is teams so bad? It's like they're trying to make it the worst thing possible.
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>>109779306
I'm already in the process of getting it, I just hate what I've been seeing so far kek. I guess I just want to be sure that it's something worthwhile to put myself through, even if I ultimately don't want to do anything related to networking and probably won't retain a whole lot of what I learn from it considering the length.
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>>109779353
Slack is worse. It's hard to find the messages that you accidentally skipped.
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>>109779404
I'm glad I never worked anywhere that used Slack. Stuff like that is why I tell people I actually like email despite the ridiculous number of UX footguns.
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>>109778705
>>109779353
>show suggested replies in chat
don't blame the program for retarded shit you do.
since they added multiaccounts and a sensibly positioned notification tray, i'm fine with teams.

still the worst search i've ever seen tho. fucking horrid
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>4x resume send out
>3 interviews
>1 ghosted, even though it was from a referral, assholes
>1 second round interview (next week)

I thought this was supposed to be difficult
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>>109775901
>>109775941
Dont kill yourselves without at least making those responsible for your situation pay. What the fuck is wrong with you? Be a man you goddamn soigolem losers
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>>109775901
>You guys ever thought you reached the perfect point to die?
I feel like this every day. I've done everything I wanted to in life except have kids. If things got bad I'd probably just walk out into the ocean or something.
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>>109774693
aren't there laws against this?
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>>109779694
posting fake shit on the internet? no
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>>109779306
doesn't ccna rely on businesses having cisco systems? or does it cover a bunch of other shit?
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>>109774922
You'd be stunned at what kind of shit they'll try and limit you on. A guy I worked with kept getting in trouble for refilling his water bottle when he needed a drink instead of waiting until his lunch break to get water.

I'd even got in trouble for working past my clockout time by 5 minutes sometimes, eventually it came to just dropping whatever the fuck I was doing and clock out on the very second I was supposed to just to stop them bitching at me. They did a 180 not long after since having some of the shit I was working on just randomly stop in the middle was actually fucking things up.

Anyway, my point being that fuck yes, companies can be nitpicky retards about the dumbest shit.
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>>109779710
technically yes, but cisco is big dick in town, and pretty much all other network vendors were created by ex-cisco employees opening up shop, so there's some overlap.
the position i mentioned was for Juniper stuff for example.
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I HATE WFH I HATE WFH I HATE WFH
When will the recruiters fucking answer?
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>>109779777
how is it for entry level stuff? any tips on what some jobs could be? i'm doing a few courses and i'm not even sure where i should start off, i'm just hoovering up all the info and certs i can (though i too am not a big fan of networking but i hear ccna thrown around constantly)
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Is there any tech for making CRDs less fucking horrible to work with in an enterprise setting or is it just graceful deprecation lost knowledge? have we forgotten how to not break shit
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>>109779797
i'm gonna be honest, i'm not a network guy myself, i just kind of stumbled into that position. it wasn't super technical and only for a few months, mostly monitoring and troubleshooting.

but assuming the people around me were a good representation of what it's like, there's mainly 4 branches i've seen.
core network (the big slice, wifi, access points, switches, signal interference)
routers
security (firewall, security incidents)
services and monitoring (DNS, DHCP, NTP, resource monitoring, alarms)

kind of depends which one speaks to you more
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>>109776313
In my office, everything is upside-down toon world logic. My manager is genuinely my favorite person in the office because he's empathetic and a bro. Same with our tech lead. But I have 1 or 2 peers in the office which are retarded and suck at their job, and at the same time try to make office-political plays which they don't have the competency for.
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>>109779862
probably services or security, but i guess i meant starter roles outside networking (as ccna for me is an extra desu). i feel really lost on what to even try going into as obviously coding and programming are up in the air thanks to all the AI shit going on
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>>109779884
>starter roles outside networking
it's always helpdesk for pretty much everyone.
if it's your first work experience, expectations on the technical side are always rock bottom on the part of the employer. on the workplace you'll probably want to focus on learning to behave in an office.


>>109759468 i've wrote some more stuff here
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>>109774824
Because married men want to avoid their wives. Main reason is that commercial real estate increases the companies valuation before IPO.
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>>109779742
Dumbest thing I have seen
>yeah the water company is working on the pipes
>no water for 8 hours
>we bought some bottled water
Where are people supposed to piss and shit? Legally you just leave and it was a job that could be done from home anyway. Truly retarded.
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>>109780135
>women before
>I feel lost but kid must be cared for all all costs
>women now
>i feel lost guess I'll kill the kid
Drugs are always involved in the modern era.
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how am i supposed to entertain myself while the LLM is working?
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>>109780167
Yeah and Pharmacies, Psychiatrists and Divorce lawyers and Dating Coaches are raking in the dough day in and day out. I think they said the average woman is on 4 Psych medications and has been through 2 months a year of Psychiatry. Fucking grim. But video games are why men are misogynist who hate women they say. They also love maxing out credit cards before divorce and taking half your houses equity if they can't get it fully.
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>>109780135
>we need...
>men have to...
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>>109780189
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>>109780135
I can tell it's election season in the US. Non stop psyop bullshit
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>>109780315
>I can tell it's election season in the US. Non stop psyop bullshit
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>9am "team meeting" scheduled
>scheduled for 15 minutes
>"short agenda" description
Aren't vagueposts supposed to happen on Fridays?
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>>109780375
>open meeting description
>it's all AI-generated bullshit business word salad
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>>109780511
>job posting
>one page worth of company description (it's 10-people company) chock full of buzzwords
>requirements: <50 different IT fields>
>no salary range
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>>109780605
If it's a 10 person company it's pretty standard. The tl;dr: they need someone who can take care of the entire IT department. They don't need all these things at once, they need you to show you can dabble in all these things and can immediately fix the most immediate issues of today as soon as you're hired. Nobody has salary ranges. Startups with just 10 people will usually offer lottery tickets (equity) and a competitive salary especially in tech. Competitive means higher salary than FAGMAN, but without any of the other TC components that are usually >60% of FAGMAN TC unless they succeed.
Buzzwords exist there because they don't really have any product or anything yet, they need people who can help them build things and help steer direction where relevant. They have a directional idea only, and that is "encoded" in the buzzword soup.
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>last job was a 5 person company
>worked there for years
>job was chill
>try to get a new job
>a million issues with the background check because nobody can verify I worked there
>they call up my boss
>that's not verification either
enough with the humiliation rituals
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>>109780625
That's not normal, there's nothing wrong with working at 5 man companies and I've gone from big to small to big companies with 0 issues beside the usual interview humiliation ritual.
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>>109780618
yeah, but why would i do that?
if i was good enough to dabble in any IT field i'd rather pick a job geared towards the field i like with a specialist-tier salary.
what happens if an issue arises with, i dunno, backups and you never touched that shit in your life?
>you have to study that shit on the spot
oh lovely, something is broken, the responsibility is 100% on me and i don't know shit about the problem.
sounds like a recipe for stress-related illness.
>will usually offer lottery tickets (equity)
>Competitive means higher salary than FAGMAN, but without any of the other TC components
frankly, at the end of the day, what matters is how much money i have in the bank.
why wouldn't i pick the job with higher TC, and if i fancy, invest the surplus into state bonds and index funds?
>but what if the 10 people company is the next apple
yeah, and what if a 10ton pure gold meteorite lands on my propriety
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>>109780703
There is no such thing as a "specialist-tier salary". I see you have never had a job before so you don't understand how the job market works or what is desirable and not desirable in tech.

>sounds like a recipe for stress-related illness.
Yes, that's the tradeoff of startups vs big companies. In startups, you have the ability to drive the entire department even when you're just a junior. But if something fucks up, there's nobody above you to take over and drive a fix, you have to do it yourself. And failure can mean killing the startup outright and thus your paycheck. But because you have this ability to drive things, you also get to learn things and do things. In big tech companies you get stuck using this portal to offboard people and that portal to restart a machine and that's it. You get to learn nothing and do nothing useful. Some people prefer this, especially since you get the RSUs for this. That said, doing nothing and learning nothing does not mean you get to work 2 hours a week. If you're lucky, yes. It could also mean you're working 80 hours a week doing nothing useful, which is very common. Up to you if you prefer doing that toward something interesting and new, or something useless and boring.

>why wouldn't i pick the job with higher TC, and if i fancy, invest the surplus into state bonds and index funds?
RSUs also need to vest and you can also be laid off before then.
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Thoird time I'm explaining 1 complement to jeetoid
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>>109780744
>I see you have never had a job before
10yoe m8

>You get to learn nothing and do nothing useful. >Some people prefer this
guess that's me.
frankly, the thing i like doing most is troubleshooting. gather evidence, straighten it out, find the missing piece, get thanked by the person for solving the issue.
i don't mind building something like a script or stuff to automate repetitive things but if you told me to gather requirements and build something big from scratch i'd probably panic.

i resent the "useless" tho.
just because it's not novel it doesn't mean it's not useful. if you think that, go tell firefighters that spraying water on fires is not useful
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>>109771092
has anyone here dealt with a private equity buyout? It happened at my company about a year ago but there's only been 1 person laid off in that time, they're pushing everyone to use AI as much as possible.
The thing is I know I could automate 90% of my job if I wanted to. I wouldn't really say it's a "tech job", it's wfh and I do emails/calls and sit in a CRM all day. I wrote some browser extensions that make me work twice as fast as anybody else on my team and am consistently the top performer, the rest of my team is pretty tech illiterate. Every 1 on 1 with my boss he asks how I'm using AI.
Obviously if I automate my job and show them they won't need me anymore, but is there any path forward where they realize I'm not retarded and want to keep me on doing some kind of automation shit or something? I don't care about my job, I just want "a" job.
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>>109780854
>frankly, the thing i like doing most is troubleshooting. gather evidence, straighten it out, find the missing piece, get thanked by the person for solving the issue.
>i don't mind building something like a script or stuff to automate repetitive things but if you told me to gather requirements and build something big from scratch i'd probably panic.
Yes, this is a much better fit for a big company than for a startup. It's just a question of preference.
People like me are the opposite: we die inside when we have to just maintain and debug shit, we strive when we can build things, especially but not necessarily from scratch. Bonus points if it involves product thinking instead of just being given some specs.
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>>109780882
If its PE then they know how to make money on a failing company. Consider saving every single paycheck from now until its over. If you want to put it somewhere safe where it makes you money then do a CD/T-Bonds that don't have a penalty for pulling it out if you need it.

My company fucked up its finances so bad the CEO got drunk on a company wide meeting(he was wfh) to tell us why the company was sold. Our larger company right now is praying for attrition to weedout higher paying employees to replace them with cheaper employees.
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>>109780898
>CEO got drunk on a company wide meeting(he was wfh) to tell us why the company was sold
lmao, well that's never a good sign is it
unfortunately it's not a super high paying job, like I said I'm just some email/CRM guy. I save a bit from every check but it's not much more than the cost of living. If I lost my job today and got no severance I could survive maybe 3 months before I'd have to lose my apartment, but yeah it definitely is looking like it's a sinking ship. I just know that out of all the people I work with on a daily basis I'm the only one who could actually automate shit if I wanted to, and since they're pushing AI on us all there's maybe a path to staying on. I'm probably just fantasizing though, it's probably over for me no matter how I try to spin it.
I think I'm just gonna automate my job and keep it to myself, and then when my team is on the way out I could show my boss what I came up with and hope that's interesting to them. If they're laying us off anyway then there's no loss for me there
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Unrelated, but I wish industry leaders behaved more normal.
My company pulled the trigger and adopted ai coding tools this year. I've been using Kiro for about four months now.
It's a pretty neat tool. My team had some long collaboration sessions to figure out how to set up appropriate steering and hooks for Kiro. It reliably outputs 80% of an ask, and honestly the remaining 20% is mostly correct too simply because Kiro infers that those spots come from applications we don't have access too, and that's fine because we can quickly work through those bits it can't.
But the fact that leaders are so high on their own bullshit is really really off-putting. They definitely don't understand that, if they just acted like normal fucking humans, the pushback towards ai would be far less.
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>>109780988
Not everyone is a pajeet whose requirements are to change a button's color and still manage to fail without ai assistance though.
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>>109780988
>But the fact that leaders are so high on their own bullshit is really really off-putting
Its either high on their farts are so absent you have to do their job. The rest of the managers who suck at their job gets fired.
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>all of our tech jobs have been going to foids this entire time
I just turned into a uber misogynist, what the fuck is this bullshit, im slaving away in a 60k job while some fresh off college slut is making 6 figures
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>>109781263
That's been my whole career. Here I am with 13yoe still not allowed past senior level while literally fresh grad femoids get to go straight to management and get paid more than me.
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>>109781274

and they sit there and do fuck all while expecting the male lead engineer to do it
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>>109781263
in the current war we are in, women are on the other side. never forget that. women are on the side of the elite institutions and serve them
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>>109781284
I wish they did fuckall while expecting us to do things. No, instead they actively sabotage communication lines, destroy promising projects, promote completely unrelated shit we have nothing on, take full credit for any success and blame the men for any failure.
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>>109771092
She looks like her parents neglected her and left her a laptop to keep busy. Keep chasing dreams no matter how obsolete it may seem in the grand scheme of late stage judaism.
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>>109781263
>>109781274
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>>109781300
Like I just said, I can tell its election season in America.
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>>109781263
just troon out
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>>109781307
Take your meds, schizo femoid
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women are the niggers of gender
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my company has like 20 employees and only 3 women its kind of sus honestly i wish there were more hot chicks around
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Looking for serious replies, and maybe a couple of stupid ones.
What is the standard when it comes to working with AI these days? I'm convinced my CEO is suffering from AI psychosis and my boss and team manager are joining the ride. The guy spends all day reading articles from AI "expertes" (Linkedin midwits and a varied breed of snake oil salesman) and is constantly rushing us to implement the latest meme shit and burn tokens like crazy. Recent claims of his include that programming is dead, that you no longer need to know anything about the codebase and that reviewing PRs is a waste of time simply because Claude codes better than you.
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>>109781370
well, we're all here working in "ai-first" orgs, struggling to deal with the massive changes that the slop generates
the management are scared of falling behind but nobody is doing 100x numbers with ai yet, if anything, we're all being slowed down by this culting
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>>109781370
I use Kiro, which is a IDE integrated with lots of AI models, works great, but I also code review whatever Kiro is doing every prompt and ask it to document whatever it changes.

Now about you boss, he can probably create CRUD apps or simple reports without needing to actually know how to code, but good luck doing anything complex, you need to tard wrangle Claude until it does what you want.
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>>109781370
I don't use it that much, but some guys in my office do. Mostly analysis and help with debugging, possibly generating small pieces of code or boilerplate. Generating larger pieces of code tends to lead to slop code, and you always need to double check and verify what it spits out. It should be thought of as an assistant rather than letting it take wheel. Your bosses are retards, even the biggest AI fanatic at my job still thinks a competent human programmer should keep a close eye on the AI.
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praying I don't have to deal with UI design / development at my next job
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>>109781370
your boss seems like a smart guy. you should setup an AI agent to handle all communication with him and act as a go between
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>>109772612
I only became like you because all the chinks decided to gang up on me and pip me out of amazon 4 years ago. I ended up hopping 3 times but I've mostly recovered.
Recently, sloppa has me a little antsy lately but the time I'm fired for ai reasons, I don't think I'll care to get another tech job again
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>>109781387
>behind but nobody is doing 100x
Yeah, that's what I feel, everyone's on a gotta go fast mentality endorsed by the very same people that are charging you for using AI.

>>109781411
That was my actual approach, use it as an assistant to do stuff I'm perfectly capable to do, but faster, and learning along the way.

>>109781412
I'm talking about full features, implemented by peole that are completely new to this project, that have absolutely no clue about the codebase, and some of them even have a poor understanding of the tech stack.

Our best developer keeps saying this is just retarded and correctly pointing out that you are unable to judge the quality of a codebase you don't understand so the "AI does it right" argument fails short.

>>109781423
I'm just gonna set up an agent to do my "work" and play Morrowind all day at this point.
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Has Oracle done anything recently?
Asking before the earning report.
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>>109781497
It's called oracle, you should know about the earning report already
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>>109781497
Their product is mediocre, they mostly got bug by acquiring better things and very agressive sales and monitization strategies.
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>qa guys require a loom/screenshot-laden flow on how to test things I/other developers work on
>by doing this, we've essentially self-tested and self-documented everything
>find out he's just been taking these screenshots and descriptions and passing it to the manager and saying it's tested
Nigger, we didn't test for edge cases and shit. Everyone only found out about this because something broke that shouldn't have if he actually tested and not used our guide on how it works as the test.
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>>109781637
But how would you feel if you hadn't tested?
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>>109781497
>>109781592

It's without a doubt the most cancerous of the big tech companies. They have never contributed anything original or positive. They buy a thing that's needed/used, paywall it, enshittify it, sell it aggressively, then get other companies trapped on it before they realize how bad it is, it's too late. This is their ENTIRE business model.
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>>109781637
get playwright in and put them out of business
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>>109781747
Cisco and Oracle are going the way of the Dodo. The companies can afford huge upfront hardware costs but they cannot afford massive monthly billing.
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>>109781497
Oracle has two parts:
1. read >>109781747 . They are right. This makes it a good money maker IF they have a moat. They mostly don't. So revenue going down.
2. AI hype building datacenters.This is why it peaked up to 300 bucks and crashed. They are probably better off than coreweave but surely not good and they will take a lot of risk and never make the big money like nvidia.
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Nothing hits harder than being ripped away from idyllic dreams of past times to the cold tone of the wagie alarm I feel like my brain is sedating me in my sleep to cope for the pain of dealing with being a wagecuck
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>>109781959
the toil day is over
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>>109781448
this ibuyspeed guy is a walking minstrel show. zoomers watch the dumbest shit.
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>>109781959
This but more specifically when you were having the gf dream
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>>109782014
wait until you find out about rakai
https://x.com/clipperken_/status/2016993265048813665
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>>109781448
That monkey sure does seem to be surprised.
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>>109782202
That's gotta be generated. It can't be real. Right? Right?
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>>109771092
no ai help but uses it so much that shes internalized its talking patterns
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>10/8
>send resume
>thank you for sending your resume!
>12/9
>we are now looking at it, hold on tight!
how the fuck do companies fulfill positions in a timely manner?
the average person stays in a company, what, 3 years?
seems absurd that if i want to change job NOW, even if i find a suitable company on the very first CV i send it's probably going to be like 3-4 months
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god I love lunch time
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https://x.com/Basedgoymemes/status/2097885314782220556
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even if the guys are fucking geniuses, i can not understand what the fuck they are saying over teams chat
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>>109782756
can you repeat that slowly? i didn't catch that
>says it again in exactly the same way, jumbling the words together so that i can't hear where one begins and another one ends, but with random pauses
thanks. does anyone else know whats going on?
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>>109775901
I don't particulary enjoy being alive but being dead FOREVER just isn't a good alternative for me. Hell, I put a lot of resources into just staying alive. Living for the sake of being alive.
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>>109782820

But death is the only escape from the endless hordes of Indian Hindu rape rat invaders flooding the planet (but especially white countries). It's bad enough that they infest our lands, but that's not enough- they have to move into the whitest areas and follow us around like heat seeking missiles.
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>>109782996
As a well-known artist once said, life is constant war.
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>>109783006

The maggots will war over your body even in deayth.
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>created new automation tool
>coworker is pushing extremely heavily for me to publish it onto his web app front end
>even boss says that makes no sense
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I automated 90% of the IT depts work using Python (I'm a backend engineer), even got promoted to Senior, but now 8 of our 10 ITs got laid off, I want to pretend it wasn't my fault but I think it was fuck, how do I cope?
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>>109782996
its over
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>>109783046
I'll fight them forever.
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>>109783139
>how do i cope
ask for another raise
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for yearly review we are supposed to write a self analysis.. any tips? do i glaze myself up? or like do i admit to everything i know is shit about the infruistructier i am just barely keeping together
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>>109783373
Use AI for that, retard. As many pages and as detailed as possible so that no one will bother reading it.
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>current employer keeps hiring workers from india
>even stopped interviewing people for the jobs at the office despite having enough room
Am I screwed?
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>>109783428
Owaari da, saar
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>>109783373
I just give AI a list of my pr titles and tell it to figure it out
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>going back to uni to major in something else
>have to take the SAT again for admissions
>haven't used this shit in years
>forgot how to factor a quadratic
god I just remembered how useless most of this shit is, what was even the point of high school?
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>>109783842
It filters out retards like you
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>>109783881
except I got a 770 on the math section of my first SAT and I haven't needed to calculate the length of a triangle's hypotenuse ever since
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>>109783842
I'm considering going back for some business classes, become product owner or offer manager? be nice if work paid for it
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>>109783842
>what was even the point of high school?
making sure you're a good goy who does as teacher says
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>>109783912
OK and you couldn't finish college. Too much drinking, drugs?
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Every time I see someone saying "I'm a frontend developer" or "I'm a backend developer" I already know that person sucks at what their profession. Imagine being so mentally handicapped you need to split webshit into two categories because your IQ is too low. Those people only work in tech because we live in a nigger-loving world.
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>>109784063
you don't want a talented UI designer to waste his time on database interfaces and you don't want your DB goblin to make interfaces. hth.
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>>109784063
Fullsaar is the future
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>>109784076
claude does both now grandpa
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>>109784123
Claude Opus 5.1 fucks up converting a moderately-complex component SVG design export into a viable HTML and CSS file.
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>>109784076
UI Designer is not a developer role.
"Frontend developers" don't know shit about UI/UX, they only know how to display content on a browser. "Backend developers" were never required to design interfaces, they could just pick a template or just follow the UI prototype on platforms like Adobe XD or Figma.
So, both the "frontend" and "backend" developers just need to type code for the same fucking domain.
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>>109784123
the thing with hiring indians is that anyone can do it and the result is always equally shit
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>>109784165
>the guy that makes the interface is not a UI designer and the guy that makes the backend interface is not the guy that makes the backend interface
ok anyway
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>>109784140
Ever heard of Figma MCP? Frontend programming is solved. Just hand copilot to your UI designer and fire your frontend developer
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>>109784204
Ideally you have a full-fullstack developer who has some UX/UI experience and can direct AI over the entire process.
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Clients can't even speak in complete sentences anymore, they literally send me a message out of the blue "what do you recommend?" and that's it, zero context, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT
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>>109784255
dear autismo

they want you to tell them what to buy

you should recommend the expensive product. it'll suit their needs and also be really expensive. this suits everyone's preferences.
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>>109784063
Horse shit. I can count on one hand the number of FE devs I've worked with who know why 10.0.0.0/8 or 192.168.0.1/16 are unroutable for the web, or how GROUP BY or LIMIT work, or why SNI can be necessary on a TLS handshake.

Similarly, why are you mandating that a Jave, Go, or C# guy learn the intricrasies of React, or complex CSS selectors, or how flex vs grid layouts work, unless you simply don't have enough backend work for them to do.

Fullstack has been a meme for a while. I was forced into it, but I will never sling CSS like a true FE, Claude be damned. And that's leaving aside how some FE devs actually bridge into IA, much like some BE devs bridge into devops.
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Just got my coworker who confided to me he only pretends to use Claude but still does it by hand fired LOOL
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just posted made up shit on 4chan for izzat एलओएल
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>one guy makes up at least half of the last 30 replies posting inane baits and trying too hard
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>>109784273
>why 10.0.0.0/8 or 192.168.0.1/16 are unroutable for the web
They can google it or ask chatGPT.
>how GROUP BY or LIMIT work
It doesn't matter how it works. They just need to know how to use it. You probably don't know how a CPU actually works, you just need to know how to use the computer.
>why SNI can be necessary on a TLS handshake
Again, just google it or ask chatGPT. It's not like you need to spend hours or even days to find out.
>why are you mandating that a Jave, Go, or C# guy learn the intricrasies of React, or complex CSS selectors, or how flex vs grid layouts work
No need to learn the intricacies, basic React and CSS is fairly easy. Any 3rd worlder can learn in a few days bootcamp.
>Fullstack has been a meme for a while
Fullstack was always the actual job. I started in 2005 and back then we didn't even had that frontend/backend bullshit. React intricacies can be more complex, but 99.9% of the cases you're dealing with the ordinary.
>>109784321
I was fired 3 months ago because I haven't used up my copilot monthly quota. It was a webshit job, so that's expected. Now I use AI even to write merge request descriptions, messages on teams, emails etc. I simply don't care anymore.
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What's the psychology of spamming off topic things that are merely mildly annoying and easily ignorable
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>>109784410
>It doesn't matter how it works. They just need to know how to use it.
Okay, Captain Pedantry. You knew what I meant.

Your entire argument boils down to "it's good 'nuff". Depending on your performance requirements, SLA/SLO bullshit, or even monthly budget allotments, good 'nuff may not be.

Also, fuck up a database query bad enough on a cloud deployment, and legal and finance will get involved. I seent it.
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>>109783139
this sounds funny as fuck, please provide more details, anon
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>>109783139
Retard
I hope they find you and beat you
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>literally just waiting on the background check to clear before I can start
>background check company is taking forever
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>>109784992
I interned at a military contractor and I heard tales of guys being hired before the security clearance, not getting it for a year so barely being able to do any work because they couldn't access any document for their job) and leaving
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>>109785023
i got my interim clearance 4 days after submitting the sf86. this background check company is going onto 9 days without giving the green light.
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>>109785297
Probably waiting for someone to pay the bill. If you had a clearance in the past then getting an interim is pretty fast, or if you're young (no history).
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>>109784992
I had a background check go on for about 3 months before FAGMAN company pulled out of the project
I wanted to stab someone (potentially in HR)
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>all salary raises have been in a freeze for 3 months, literally a week before i was supposed to get mine
>employer still hiring new people and for ridiculous shit like micromanaging, making us open a github issue for literally everything including things we already implemented because "documentation is key" despite my commits literally having the reason for the commit IN THE COMMIT
>today i kid you not, over 3 hours spent in meetings and 2.5 hours going through my commit history and opening an issue for every meaningful change i made
>engineer of likely over a decade was laid of a few weeks ago
is it actually over? or the start of a downhill that leads to it being over? I still like my job and the projects and working but when over 1/3 of my day is meetings to go over progress and then they complain when i dont create issues for everything like its a ticket thats already solved behind a commit message; what the heck.
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what do we do about the jeet infestation?
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>>109785541
We suffer, get fired, and get discriminated against when trying to find a new job
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>>109785541
complain about it online, nonstop, every single day, every single hour.
obviously.
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>>109776906
Filthy frank is definitely zoomer coded, I don't care if zillennials with arrested development also found that trash funny in early adulthood. Keep in mind zoomers grew up with that slop and young kids drive a lot of the traffic on Jewtube. The equivalent timeframe for "late millennials" would be like 2006-2010 so in other words early YT
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I refused to use AI all through college. Now i'm left with all these problem solving skills and i can't get hired. How do i prove that i'm actually smart enough to do anything? I really feel like i am smarter for not outsourcing my brain to AI.
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>>109784273
>complex CSS selectors
lol lmao. That's like calling regex hard. And yes, a non webshit developer will learn CSS selectors because at some point will write code to scrape websites and some libraries use that (instead of the superior xpath).
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>>109785875
employers want you to know how to use AI now, welcome to clown world
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>I wish I could time travel 25 years back, to NYC

Anyways, it is Friday.

Also feel free to talk about work and not to engage in culture wars.
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>>109785528
You sound like a big dumbo who would lead projects to mismanagement
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they want me to start talking to b2b customers on the fucking phones/zoom for tech support wtf
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>>109786330
benchod
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>>109783842
I went to the uni library to work today. I saw
>tight teens
>loud tarantula heads
>qt asian girls
>handsome young white men
>gender confused faggots
>no name dime a dozen browns
>lanky dorks
it looks like a public high school where everyone is invited.
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I hate when people at work over-explain
You get caught in a ramble and it's rude to ask them to shut up and just answer the damn question
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>>109787165
You didn't need the second sentence
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>>109785922
>That's like calling regex hard.
It is extremely unintuitive. I have yet to be able to rapidly teach it to staff who haven't already been familiar with it at some level. It's one of those techs that is simultaneously one of the best and worst things ever at yhe same time.
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>>109775202
Don’t say this. I don’t want to hear this right now
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>>109785875
>I really feel like i am smarter for not outsourcing my brain to AI
You made the correct decision, but it is because AI has negative effects on your brain, not because (as seems to be the case for you) of ego. Do not stop yourself from learning and experimenting out of arrogance.

In your position I would learn some AI to be able to blab your way through interviews. Once you have a job you can do whatever you want.
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>>109785528
Please be underaged thats the only justification for being this much of a retarded manchild
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Someone give me a qrd on using Claude Code or similar tools on company codebases when the company hasn't said anything about using AI? I can't ask them about it for... reasons.
What are the actual risks? What if I duplicate the files and remove all mentions of the company name from the code? If there's a data leak, is there any way my company could find out that someone leaked their code? Could it actually trace back to me?
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>Look up jobs in my area for shits and giggles
>Spend 2 days racking and stacking, checking location, pay exp required ect
>Majority of them are low paying shit jobs compared to what i got
>Used to seeing higher paying jobs than what i made being posted alot
I feel like people are not moving around positions as much as they used too. Managers, engineers and architects must be holding down their positions. I bet they can smell blood in the job market right now.
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>join a presentation remotely
>head manager is casting off a laptop
>she has to lean over and flash her shiny brown cleavage to the camera any time she does something
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>>109788779
It's called job hugging. New buzzword.
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>>109786766
>>109788709
im just autistic and like to code
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>>109788718
>Could it actually trace back to me?
Yeah, in a million fucking ways, but everyone's doing it to one degree or another. My guess is management keeps that bullet in reserve for a bad time, playing dumb for now and benefitting from the increased productivity.
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>>109788718
Don't do it you fucking retard
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>>109788718
>for... reasons
You have already used a free AI on company code haven't you?
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>>109789377
>You have already used a free AI on company code haven't you?
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>>109789386
Lmao good one
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>>109789375
I've already used it a little bit.
>>109789377
Nah, I'm using the claude Pro subsciption, but they don't know it either way. The reason I don't want to ask them is because I don't want to bring up AI at all, they're kinda boomers and stuck in 2015 or something. Our tech is old and broken and everyone seems to be fine with it, I don't want to bring it up and contribute to them thinking about it more and eventually implementing some bullshit harness that replaces me.
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>>109789431
>Our tech is old and broken and everyone seems to be fine with it
Sounds like a generally shit workplace. Is this what you use for your job or also the product you are developing.
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>>109789457
The workplace (my apartment) is pretty comfy, I don't even have meetings and sometimes I don't do anything for days. The product is pretty decent, the dev toolchain is old and clunky.
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>>109773278
go do it then
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tgif am i right fellas
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>>109775539
this is when you reply you'll do better
then bring a microwaved fish dish to your desk to eat
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>>109778705
>>109779353
there's no way you can't disable those, right?
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the background check finally passed and I got a copy of the report. like 4 of the people assigned to investigate me were jeets.
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>>109789657
shut the fuck up nigger!!!!!!!

nobody gives a fucking shit!!!!!!!!!!
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>>109789660
good morning sirs
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>>109789660
I care
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>>109789707
1 or 2 posts is fine. this dude has been bitching about his background check every day for a week now.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
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Handed in my notice today.
Will be applying to dentist school next year. I have about 300k liquid, plan on buying an apartment mortgage free (live in east yuropoor shithole so I can do it) and switching careers. University is "free" in my commie country so I wont be getting into any debts.

I'll be a chopped unc student but idgaf at this point.
Fuck this industry. I'm out.
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Yeah you know what, my life is fucking miserable, I hate my fucking life, I hate it, Yeah I code for rent money. I don't like programming, I don't like any of the projects I work on, I am fucking depressed and fucking miserable. I don't sleep, I eat like shit, I have no friends, No social life and I'm fucking miserable. There it is, I code for fucking money and I didn't make it.
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>american office sends we remember never forget 11/9 email
lel
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>>109789823
>dentist
anon...
apply to medical doc instead. or electrician. or invest your money into something that makes you passive money and live comfily forever
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Devs are shitters but ops are generally some of the simultaneously most retarded and self righteous people
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>>109789657
Every customer service call I do with my bank has the same thing yet I don’t bitch about it.
Anyways post it (obviously not all of it) or shut the fuck up.
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I joined Company X recently as a staff software engineer and I’m starting to feel like they hired me at a level that’s too high for me.

They actually hired me one level above my previous level even though my YOE didn’t really justify it. I had two competing offers at the time, so I feel like that might have played a big part in it.

I don’t think this is just imposter syndrome. I genuinely feel like I’m underperforming for my level.
I asked my manager how I’m doing and he said I’m doing well because I’m “very agile,” but it felt like a pretty generic answer.

Also, just from interacting with him, I don’t feel like he’s very excited about the work I’m doing. I think I execute the things we agree on pretty well, but when I finish something, I never really get the feeling that he’s excited or particularly happy with it. At the same time, I don’t feel like I’m working on anything very impactful either.

I really like the job and the salary, and I don’t think I could easily find another job paying this much.

But asking my manager directly if I’m going to pass probation feels really weird.

What would you do in my situation? Just keep going and see what happens, or start interviewing now as a backup?
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After a long battle with my boss, ceo and team manager about how they want us to use AI I finally gave in. They said understanding the codebase is no longer necessary. They don't want me to "waste" time reviewing prs if Mr. Claude can do it better. They said it was time to evolve and embrace AI, so that's what I did.
I haven't read a single pr, plan or claude question in a month. Rest assured, all of my prs are approved by my manager in case there's any trouble, which I doubt, because AI is wonderful.
Today I just finished crafting a custom agent that pulls tasks from Jira, work in erratic time lapses, leaves comments using my writing style. Mouse jiggler is working like a charm and if anyone calls me on Teams I just pick it on my phone.
They must be proud of me.
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>>109790783
luddite cattle
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>>109790757
I would print this, put it on my desk, and take a look at it whenever I find myself having that kind of thoughts.
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>have many code changes
Should I just commit it all in one commit? I don't want to split this shit into small commits... Nobody reads this shit anyway
>inb4 use ai
It splits in a way that does not make sense
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>>109790800
use ai
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>>109790800
git add .
git commit -m "changes"
git push

:^)
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>>109790783
>understanding the codebase is no longer necessary
Sooooooo that's it for the profession then, just marketing guys who the requirements from clients and feed them into an agent from now on? Maybe some QA at the end
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>>109790958
almost, marketing people are also not necessary
only the c-suite remains needed because LLMs cannot diddle little kids yet
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>>109790958
I'm more worried as a software consumer than a software developer.
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>>109789979
heh
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>>109790481
elaborate?
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gentle reminder that each token you did not use makes amodei richer
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Career advice please!

I'm going into my CompSci Master's soon. I work as a tutor on the side, am considering creating a small business for a minor project me and 3 friends are working on, and I got an offer to work as a student worker for the city's fire department's software engineer group.

All of this sounds fine, but I honestly prefer working with people rather than solely coding, and I honestly don't have any morals outside of making enough money to wife up a hot chick a few years younger than me.

What should I do? Reject the city's offer? Desperately look for internships at big companies during my master's? Go into a niche field?

I'm very social, decently looking, and a quick learner. I prefer CompSci theory over praxis I'd say.
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>>109789979
meanwhile, the US military abandoned their bases in the middle east after being flattened by Iran. lmao
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>>109791126
>i want to make money but I don't like coding or working or doing anything
go change into finance or something this field isn't for you
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>>109791126
>I'm very social, decently looking
how about you gtfo and kys you disgusting normalnigger
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>>109781370
>reviewing PRs is a waste of time simply because Claude codes better than you.
Are we working at the same company?
Respond with what do you think about the monorepo's CI.
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>>109791286
>Are we working at the same company?
Considering the next sentence, no, but I'm sorry you have been caught by the AI psycho train too.
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I fucking hate dealing with other people that have something that I want. I hate the feeling of having to jester for them, beg for their approval, and wait for their response.
>playing a game
>hey will you trade me item (y) for my item (x)?
>*broken english*
>hey can you do this for me? I need access to the system
>wait 3 hours
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>>109791351
Thankfully that doesn't belong to my team but I have to make PRs there sometimes and it makes me want to kill myself every single time
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>>109790783
You used AI to write this comment didn't you?
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>>109789469
It's good that the rest ssems to be pretty good.
>the dev toolchain is old and clunky.
In what way? IDE antiquated, devops bad, etc.?
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>>109791126
become a seller. but if you want to make money, learn something niche first. experience helps.
also, like the other anon said, gtfo. go ask >>>/biz/, reddit or whatever instead.
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>tfw autist in an office of outgoing extroverts
it's over
>just collect your paycheck and go home bro
easier said than done, fuckers talk all day about anything and getting the boot depends on if you're liked or not
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Just smile and pretend to be interested
It's literally that easy
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>>109791181
I like CompSci though
>>109791232
</3
>>109791701
I don't think that's quite right either, but I'll check out the place, thanks
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i got my return offer wagmi
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>page 7
anyone baking?

>>109791910
>I don't think that's quite right either
what part? the fact that a niche would make you more money? or the fact that experience would be better for you?

>I'll check out the place, thanks
so you are a newfag normie.
the other anon was right, I should have told you to get the fuck out of here. or maybe just not respond.
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>>109792167
>anyone baking?
I can bake a thread of exquisite quality, just give me some time to doomscroll on tiktok
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>>109792234
Thanks bro.
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>get sent some azure dev ops training link
>redirects to linkedin
Should I even bother? I don't want to login to linkedin for this shit
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>>109792402
>>109792402
>>109792402
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>>109781448
why is he shaking?



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