>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39BalPDuTo0>https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/It's already live on apple official site, get in here!
iPhones are shit
TWO THREADS ON MY SCREEN
Two minutes. Let's go, iChuds.
https://files.catbox.moe/ie17oo.webmThoughts??
The only phone launch of the year that matters is finally here (poorfags need not apply)
/ourguy/ is there
AN APPLE EVENT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
sticky?
Hoping for a MacBook Ultra reveal. It's not gonna happen probably
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it.
>>109771937iShowMeat!!
good musicI am hard
Hello Guys
>>109771935chinese phones are genuinely far more interesting.
I miss him already...
Is Ternus gay or straight? There is zero info about his family anywhere.
What to expect>iPhone 18 Pro and Pro Max>foldable iPhone>some homeOS device with a screen>Apple TV refresh>new CEODon't expect>base iPhone models>new iPhone Air>any Macs
Tim Cook is turning in his grave
wow its the exact same design.
Here to laugh at the crease
Cute hapa girl ToT
stop this nonsense and show the products
Why is there 4 threads fucking retards
WHITE MAN GAGGED
my poco x3 can do all this shit already
Let's go Applechads.
Pandering to gta 6 release for no reason
apple have way too much money.
New GTA?
Watching this on my Fold 8. Fuck Apple.
did they just show nancy pelosi removing her skin suit
Holy cinema fr
IS THAT TIM APPLE ANON?!
I'm totally going to film a movie on my iPhone 18 Pro Max! Not just play Pokemon and jerk off...
>show n-words committing crimebased Apple
>>109771994what is going on??
Oh what I'd give to be like Apple and have millions of retards who buy whatever garbage I put out regardless of price.
products?
too many white pepl unlike the google pixel event
I will miss Tim. I hate him, but I'll miss him.
HELLO
HELLO NEW CEO!
OH IT'S JOHN APPLE ANON!
>>109771994would
He's so robotic
Apple Intelligence is so back! Close to AGI.
they cant afford a groundskeeper at apple HQ?
>>109772012is he married to a man or a woman
>>109771893Surprise and shite.
Thank you Tim.
>new neo speaks the same as previous gay ceothe fuck
Tim Apple: "FERGET ALL THAYAT"
>no good morningApple is dead.
>>109771992Anon, your loyalty to our brand is deeply appreciated. I have personally mailed you a check for $40,000 USD. Thank you for continuing to be an ambassador for the brand. Everyone at the office salutes you and hold you dear in our hearts.
Apple Intelligence > Pa/g/eetigence powered by Distro of the Month
Too much hissing this guy
>only nig character>thiefWTF I love John Ternus
Damn, Tim Apple's face looked better. Either way, I'm glad the new CEO is white.
>AI AI AI
> tfw you realize he has Epstein chin
early life?
>>109772019it's called rewilding chud
AI slop in the first 1min
There is a crease. Do not believe if he says there is no crease. There is a crease. The crease is absolute.
>>109772029*Google Gemini
wow AI mentioned immediately
What a plot twist
>new ceo>muh aiYep, apple is fucked
AI BROS WE WON
>CEOs try not to say AI challenge(impossible)
>>109772017He's an autistic hardware guy.
>no sticky/g/ is dead
>>109772012he should've been indian like every other tech ceos
>>109772036German surname non J
>>109772042>decrease
gief apple tv
Oh it's gonna be a shitty Friend pendant isn't it
>>109772019Boomers like you love to clearcut and flatten nature. They want to turn the entire earth into a lawn.
Not sure what the personal AI hub is, but I want to have it in my room observing me all the time.
forum full of stupid faggots hope You get raped by Russian addicts
I fucking love hubs.
Is apple the only gigacorpo left who has a regular white dude as CEO?
WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL DEVICE HE IS DESCRIBING ANON?!
This dude doesn't have a CEO aura.
"reason" is the new buzzword
Yes I need my Deep PHub
>>109772019i was thinking the same thing, looks like shit outside
TRANNY SPOTTED
>>109772073Zero charisma
Troon spotted already.
>BASED WHITE GUY PROTECTING YOUR DATA >>BASED WHITE GUY PROTECTING YOUR DATA >BASED WHITE GUY PROTECTING YOUR DATA >>BASED WHITE GUY PROTECTING YOUR DATA
>>109771937W speed
>>109771893apple invented white people
You can only trust Apple Privat Compute, goy. That's different. Because its name says so.
he needs an indian accent. i can't take any tech ceo seriously without an indian accent.
Non-Tim Apple is /lmg/-pilled. Fills me with hope.
I like that the Cupertino interior looks like a college library.
Hey apple intelligence, is the new CEO a faggot too?
(((when it can)))
>apple invented the personal hub
>>109772073People said the same with Cook.
>>109772085It's so seamless!
>>109772090seriously, what the fuck is their problem?
Is Craig going to be on today
> on device AI> basically Gemma E2B tier AIexpect this clanker to delete people's shit soon
>>109772090Is this guy the next heir of the Apple dynasty?
Yass
spyPhone1
>>109772057Steinberg is literally as german as it gets retard
Chat are we going to moon?
>>109772096guess that's what all the hubbub is about
Is that tranny?
bets on it having less RAM than last year?
They finally used that Moon shot holy kino.
>>109772097cook didnt have ceo energy either.
>>109772115It just looks like a woman you schizo
it looks the same?
aluminum?
>>109772110WE'RE ALREADY THERE ANON!
TWO NEURAL ENGINES
>better camera>better cpu>better battery>new colorswooo same thing
that was it? damn the pro is the loser shit now
its the same fucking phone okay goodbye
>IPHONE (PREVIOUS + 1) WAOWTHIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
where are all the asians
Did he just tout the black color as a feature?
Why does this dude have zero aura?
>>109772131kek
burgundy boys we eatin good
>>109772116No, they’re just going to jack up the price $200
>Today we are revealing the name of the new iPhone pro>Introducing: iPhone 18 Pro
Apple invented iPhones
Already ordered 2 for my girlfriends
>bitch whose entire job is marketing AI sloppait's over
annoying voice holy shit that nasal sound
>>109772127But it has """"AI""""
>>109772128they ditched the titanium in last years iPhone Pro. Too many heat issues.
A NEW COLOUR????
would
>>109772145THAT CAN'T BE ANON...
I've seen the CPU of the future. The ALU and cache is tiny; it's all AI accelerators.
cute pajeeta
I was actually going to buy the folding phone if it was called iPhone Ultra but “iPhone Duo” is so terrible I won’t be caught dead owning one of those
too many white people
finally I won't see that orange shit phone anymore fuck orange
Potential iPhone buyer here. Think I'm going to order a 17 Pro while they are still cheap. Think 18 Pro will be $1299.
>express yourself visuallyGee I LOVE MEMOJI
base iPhone 18 doko?
Where is Steve Jobs?
*not available in eu
Why is it always sunny in Apple Event videos? Is California really a weather heaven of some kind?
>>109772158roblox lookin lady
Yay more thinking so you don’t have to!
How will people know that I'm using the latest product if it looks exactly the same as the previous one?
>hey Gemini... i mean Hey Siri
Can you imagine the number of passive aggressive emails this Lilian Rincon lady sends every day?
they are doing the thing where the voice goes back and from siri to real again
>Siri now spy’s on all your conversations across all apps Lmao
Does Samsung have better or worse neural chip than iPhone 18 Pro?
>>109772169just did a barrel roll
>>109772158Apple never disappoints with the baddies.
>>109772168regular 18 will be announced in springtoday is only Pro and Duo
gemini can do this shit already for free
>>109772169At the theater. Did you not pay attention?
BURGUNDY LOOKS SO GOOD
>>1097721686 months from now
>ai>2.5 gorrilion ai requests
This shit is like every Jewgleslop keynote ever
Friendly reminder : All of this will be made in BHARATyou cucks will pay for it
>>109772175it comes in a new color
>>109772190Apple invented goys
WhatsApp bros we won
>>109772181Apple has the best mobile chips for AI. They are still absolutely useless garbage tier. But they are the best.
>>109772181who cares
STICKY THE THREAD ALREADY MODS
>>109772194sure fecaloid
>Ai ai aiNo need to watch the even more, thanks.
Ugh Siri in the camera?
>>109772162Kek, Duo is literally the name of that flop of a "foldable" phone Microsoft made.
>>109772186No it can't it fucking sucks
This is iPhone 16 all over again
>>109772114
>>109772164burgundy is the new orangethey are doing gen exclusive colors now to force trendchaser fags to upgrade lmoa
AiTODDLERS
But can it generate "ear" licking ASMR?
>>109772158>just imagine finishing in her mouth while using 18 pro and asking siri how to produce more semenWe live in 2027 now bros
hi
>siri, generate an 8 foot tall futanari version of Daisy Ridley
The voices SUCK
Is that a small Dynamic Island?
>>109772181why do you even ask? Samshit uses Qualcomm which is always 2 years behind whatever Apple is shipping
i sleep
>Indian voiceBUT OF COURSE
>indian siri voiceSAAAAR
>please include gluten free snacks for my wife's boyfriend's non-binary son
>>109772220Based.Wish they made more episodes.
>>109772223yes its smaller
>here's the new iphone>here's every feature that all 3 previous iphones can do
>>109772219hello
imagine two black cocks penetrating this nasal bitch
saars can Siri be my girlfriend?
why is the noise floor so high? I can hear hisses.Did they let AI create this presentation?
Just arrived, what did I miss??
>AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AIKill me.
Ok no need to upgradeMaybe one reason would be, that next year the devices might get much more expensive
Did they fix erase tool so that it can delete niggers?
>>109772245Hands off, she's mine
The fuck do you people keep expecting from new phones? It all stagnated, no one's doing anything new anymore
boring ass keynote. Reveal the damn folding thing already
Reality Manipulation, on iPhone
>not available in the EUYurobros...
>>109772250ai
>No HinduSAAAAAARS, WHY BLOODY APPLE HATES US SAAARS
No i*dian W
>not available in EULMAOOOOOOOOO
>Apple Intelligenceshit started using my mac battery so turned it offif I wanted AI, I'd use a good one like Claude
Over to Siri to tell you
Mods sticky this!! What's your board, visitor?!
SARRRR
>>109772257*blocks your path*
>pheauto editing teuls on iPheoune PreauYou can't escape your past
>>109772249sounds fine on my appletv and airpods max 2
GOOOOOOOD MORNING
SIRS!!!!
* Not available in EU
>>109772267what did they mean by this
SAAAAARR
Lmfao is that an actual jeet?
can ai get this guy some water?
SAAAAR
>not releasing in EUkek they're trying to sneak in some shit which is against GDPR
>>109772265Job's legacay carry on.
>>109772267bloody basterd benchod
Buddy, drink something holy shit
saarl sagan
BUT IS IT 20% COO-
DO NOT REDEEMM THE CHIP SAAARRSS
Super cores?
get this guy a glass of water, holy
lung cansaar
If it's not available in EU, it means they're doing something fishy right? Why else would it not be available?
why does he talk like he has a sore throat
>>109772289can't be a jeet if they can actually speak vitsout za aksent saar
SUPER CORES
Apple invented marginal upgrades
>>109772282was particularly noticeable when the lady was speaking, feels fine now
Prerecorded presentation and they allow THIS voicefail?
they couldn't get anyone that's capable of talking like a normal person?why is this ill 'person' here?
don't make fun of indiansthey're taking over the technology world whether you like it or not
>>109772294You can set your phone to US and use it that way if you really need.
guys super core is +20% speed
we OWN this fucking company so much its unrealBHARAT keeps winning, timmies keep losingUTTER TIMMY EXTINCTION
LUBRICATE YOUR THROAT SAAR
>>109772306
Who the hell games on a goddamn phone?
are they just ignoring that people have started to turn on AI
This dude sounds like he just finished sucking off 15 guys.
am i supposed to be excited for a minor bump to hardware inside the fucking phone? reset this timeline already
So EU really just fucks them in the ass
>32 cores wasted on AI slopYep this will age like milk.
>>109772294Nah it's just the EU bureaucrats being the retards they are. They want to force Apple to give your personal data to every third party apps.
>2x faster>2x the computer power
Voice sucks like Siri voices
>>109772309AI voice artifacts
https://www.macrumors.com/guide/apple-september-2026-what-to-expect/
EU spared from ai slop yet again
AI shit now makes up 20% of the entire SoC oh my days
Indian bro got called in while sick?
>>109772328go poo in the loo
>>109772316He probably beat throat cancer so this is #inspiringor something
Apple should make gaming iphone with built in foldable controller
Better thermal performance
>increase in memory bandwidthYup they've reduced the RAM KEK
how do they know that there are 2.5b siri ai requests per day if they don't track it
>>109772338elaborate
>>109772332>he don't play BTD6 on his iphone 18 prongmi sorry
>>109772308Have you been living under a rock? The EU has been slapping fine after fine on Apple for refusing to make their shit interoperable with 3rd party alternatives. The new Siri isn't coming to the EU yet because Apple won't allow you to configure it to run based on 3rd party models like Claude or ChatGPT or whatever.
>>109772181I have the most advanced neural chip and I wont show it to you.
I UNDERSTOOD ALL OF THAT ANON!
>>109772335>noooo reddit why is my year over year tock-cycle incremental upgrade just an incremental upgrade>reee I NEED to spend $1,199 on a new phone
"2 Ex" Saaar
>>109772333People have been turning on it for years, they're still going to be pushing it.
>number but bigger
frankly love being european
>>109772300lmao
>>109772352what percentage better sir?
>>109772334Cow urine erodes the lining of the vocal cords.
>>109771937why is this chimp looking "person" so popular?
>>109772357Apple removes all AI slop from EU region because regulations fuck them over.
>>109772345It's funny that Chrome is like the only browser without any AI at all in EU because Google can't push it, they've been trying for like 3 years
>this thread has been moved to /fa/
>NEW VAPOR CHAMBERbased
This manlet looks like the faggot i used to bully back in school
Zoomers:>iPhone VAPE?
Vapor Chamber blah blah blah
just show the crease on the fold already lil bro
You can vape your iphone
apple vape chamber vape won, cigarette guys lost
better coolingbetter sustained performance
>>109772308No, I mean it's not just because of that. The regulations of the EU are unironically insane. They literally pass laws just to fuck with Apple and fine them (they don't have a tech industry at all).>Why else would it not be available?The eurogoy is conditioned to always get a worse product at a higher price anyway.
>up to You can always tell it's bullshit when they use that term.
Bullshitting charts like Sammy Altman
>>109772350Apple Console is unironically a good idea, normies would instantly buy it even if it's shit
rate his fit
>>109772372>me too
Si-C battery?
how did this guy lose the accent
The Indians in the audience got excited because they thought he said "Raper Chamber"
>>109772378oh no :(
this dude is talking like chatgpt fucking hell
>>109772380>a fashion company has the chip with the fastest single core performance, beating all Intel and AMD CPUsbased
>>109772383Except now he makes probably over $200k/year and youre on 4chan
What’s this going to cost? $2000?
45-hour battery life DAMN that's BIG
>>109772402Mini Fantano
>Supposed design room >not cluttered and dirtywew
>>109772394>trumpist detected>>>/pol/
>>109772407daily practice sessions with a professional
>>109772338>So EU really just fucks them in the assYes. "Them" stands for EU citizens.
>>109772402fag/10
>great for topping
>>109772403obsessed
It's the same phone it has been the same phone for the past five years how can the still hype muh battery IT'S A PHONE BATTERY IT KEEPS YOUR PHONE POWERED THERE IS NO NEED TO DEDICATE A SEGMENT TO THIS
>>109772402>jacket too long to house comically large pocketspants too baggy>autism patterned shirtwild to imagine he's a VP
>>109772390Better performance and cooling, right until the next iPhone is revealed
>>109772422why is the other one bigger?
>>109772402nigga said "gimme the lego man fit"
Gaymes
That's the chinkiest chink I've ever since lmao.
Obligatory CrapcomTencentslop
Thats a lot of words used to not say how many mAH the battery capacity will be and how many W of charging it will provide.They literally didnt say the actual numbers. They only said "up to" on some unverifiable vague metrics. Truly masters of bullshitting
people still play games on their phone?
>>109772434pro vs pro max versionmaybe if you watched the stream
outlanders?
>mobile gaymingSkip
Apple invented drones
>>109772394>eurogoyyou're the one whos entire life is being sold to every ai bot on the planet, mutt
>>109772413*on 4chanYes, while making 300k working remotely
gamerbros we eatin
why is one of her shoes taller than the other
>chink shows a chinkslop mobile slop openworld slopholy shit
whats film studios have to do with gaming???
>>109772443i play cookie run
Who the fuck dresses like that for presentations?
click this image
>open gacha eggs at 120 fps
APERTURE LETS THE LIGHT IN ANON!
Tahoe completely ruined gaming on Mac for me because old games stopped working and Crossover can't even run RPGMaker games now
The sound of drone engines instantly reminds me of people being slaughtered in Ukraine.
this bitch got one leg shorter than the other
>>109772357Whether you like ai or not its completely abnormal for apple to not release major features for over 100 million people. They shouldnt be choosing what features people can have. EU thinks the people are there for them.
Another year, another dev (one) paid to port one game to macOS.
>>109772428cope
>>109772416show tits /g/ slut>>109772424If not for EU you would still have lightning usb 2.0 still in iphone 18 kek
>watch Nintendo Direct today>Monster Hunter>watch Apple Keynote today>Monster HunterWhat's up with this game?
>>109772443Does reading visual novels count?
up to 100% more cock up your ass for buying our slopUP TO UP TO UP TO UP TO UP TO UP TO UP TO UP TO
Damn this is some zesty shit. Everyone talks with a lisp. Steve Jobs would be furious seeing Apple like this.
What is wrong with her left shoe and her face?
>>109772442They've avoided specs for years at this point. I laughed when their vapor chamber is made out of stainless instead of fucking copper. They're really cheaping out.
RIP Aperture for Mac OS X
She needs to open the aperture on her eyes.
Where is the new m6 macbook announcement? dafuq
this lady needs more apeture
You can now control your aperture
This might've cured my yellow fever. thanks apple.
all this technology for- taking photos- using ai for fruit recognition and grocery lists- gaming
>>109772448>you're the one whos entire life is being sold to every ai bot on the planetYes, among others. I'm a European citizen. GDPR means fuck all.
wake me when they show small iphone
>>109772424Then those idiot Politicians wonder why the AfD won in Germany and other far right parties in Europe
i had a siamese cat growing up that looked like this bitch
it's a phone camera it takes good photos it's an iPhone NEXT
didnt most other smartphone makers try variable aperture but ditch it because its pointless and nobody cared
but can it run retro bowl?
>>109772478KEK
>Apple>Appleturezamn...
it’s annoying how you put your phone down flat and the big camera lenses make it not flatwhy did they do that
This Asian lady is cross eyed and has special ed shoes with a lift on one foot. They are hiring actual retards at Apple.
STOP SHOWING ME UGLY PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>109772469B-but it's a blue board anon.
>>109772475just saw her foot what the fuck
>>109772463Same. I run windows in vmware fusion now for that, but ARM windows is pretty bad at compatibility, too. You often need to fiddle with the compatibility settngs and even then it's a coin toss if it'll work in the end.
I can’t wait to have Israeli spyware on my iPhone, thanks Apple!
how can this nigga see
why are all the men femenine looking and the women manly looking
persian or turkish sluts in?
I don't get this photo nerd bullshit, show off the folding phone
Sexo!
>>109772469And that would be a good thing. iToddlers deserve to get fucked over. Or you know, they could buy literally any other phone if they don't like it. Apple is not a monopoly. I wouldn't ever buy an iPhone.
>>109772402dogshitjacket is fine but that baggy fit on the pants, eugh
Iphone 7 has a better camera, shit is too digital
>>109772158she's clearly wearing man-repellant clothing, she's not playing on your team chud
WOULD the other girl
Weird? I see like 50% less of N*****??? Hello?
Did they seriously hire a hooker and dub her over?
>>109772517Variable aperture
>>109772484jewish queen
SEX
there's not a single white straight male in this company?
israeli spotted. i will now not buy your phone.
why was she on a golf cart
>>109772519iranian
>variable aperture>only goes down to f/1.8kek
>>109772536dibs
>>109772491But afd is not in power, how did they win?
>>109772484She has one short leg too in case you didn't notice
>>109772496>variable aperture>pointlessThis is what your mind on phoneslop overdose looks like
>>109772519>I majored in camera science
They just showed astronauts riding around. Proof we never went to the moon and it's all a stage
This is the type of sexy Persian lady that Trump is murdering in Iran, FYI.
>>109772519Arab
>you can now record videos WITH SOUNDdo iToddlers really?
KALEL NO
Can she speak without fondling these balls in her mouth?
tech is dead
>>109772537CEO
>>109772528At least they could have had them play the jazz part
>>109772524>shit is too digitalvariable aperture is the most analog shit you could put in a phone camera.
>>109772536Whew…
>>109772533KEK
>>109772538persian akshually
>>109772547in a phone it is yes. phone tards do not give a shit.
You took your eyes off Gaza to watch an Israeli talk about a camera. Report for 20 years of punishment within the longhouse.
Sticky where? Mods?
bwades
>>109772517closed aperture for better depth of field
>>109772528They just changed from a gay CEO that likes BBC to a straight one.
>white balancenig in the camera view
>>109772487>GDPR means fuck allthen why are you whining about it?
where is she now? i was in love with her
>>109772554wohwt dew yew meyan?
>it's all mystery meat specimens in every single ad
This new CEO sucks balls already. People said he was gonna be some hardware pimp but instead it's looking like he is just another hoeware simp.
>>109772536only iChads can have her
>>109772504They are doing real life meme, where everyone has to be dysgenic or disabled. Even her dress was specifically designed to show her disability.
>>109772533Keked and checked
why isn't this just a guy on a stage with a single slide behind him reading>yeah it's an iPhone with a larger battery, marginally better camera and more AI features?
>>109772544They win, okay? It's the best far right party ever>leader is a lesbian>together with an indian woman>living in switzerland>pro israel
>>109772572It means fuck all for my privacy. It means a lot for me being considered hazardous material online.
>>109772564this guy doesnt fuck women
>>109772581her nose is bigger than my penis
>>109772544They won in Saxony-Anhalt. It's a sub state in Germany.
>lets tokkabowd an ekciting oppgrade
>>109772536anjeets could never pull her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uExVKXTn4dkI'm only watching the event because of Nene
>50% less n****>more white handsome people>white kids>some nice asian chicks there and there>no n****** rap musicJesus our new CEO is working hard AF.
>>109772422not sure who needs these battery times at this point, can we please just get a phone that does desktop mode like a $400 pixel does?We know the A-series chips can do macOS because of the Macbook Neo, so this A20 thing with a fucking vapor chamber should be able to manage a container with macOS when I plug it into a monitor right?
Uses AI in photos but also tells them when it’s used?
bro thinks she's steve jobs
she's Israeli isn't she
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTRUSTED COMPUTING
Sex with Apple Heard
>>109772596But they won’t get majority so they won’t lead.
Why are they constantly putting the ugliest fucking people and photoshoping them to death for the photos?What a weird fucking fetish
>>109772580He’s been CEO for 2 weeks
oh they can embed serial numbers and stuff in phone photos. never thought of that
THAT SOUNDS CLEVER ANON!
>>109772609apple is never gonna do this anon they don't even have a touchscreen laptop
are nfts back
Yes! My photos will be Apple-signed now! This is exactly what I wanted!
>Apple Reference ImageNot gonna workhttps://www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk/blog/android-c2pa.html
fuck I didn't realize what time it wasdid I miss anything
>not available in EU and ChinaLOOOOOOOL
>>109772587It's over for Apple. This is the worst presentation in years.
can this bitch go away already
>zoom in on lens>it shows pixelshuh?
>israeli woman>introducing photo fingerprinting you can't be serious
>>109772615female version of picrel
>>109772589>AI jews don't like meoh no
Ok I’ll admit the reference photo thing is kinda cool
>>109772595that's hot
Would you?
just hire /ourguy/
>>109772616her surname sounds persian/iranian/arab/kurd idk really
>NOT AVAILABLE IN EU AND CHINAahahahaha... warum werden wir so in den Arsch gefickt?
>>109772638lenses are made of pixels retard
This video was taken with iPhone 18 Pro, verified real using Apple Reference Image™ technology.
>>109772634YES ANON APPLE HAVE INVENTED VAMPIRES!
>>109772647That's not Laurie
>>109772616>>109772639low IQ people cant tell a persian apart from an israeli
THEY ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE CAMERA
>>109772605We'll just kidnap her, then.
oh my god still this dynamic island crap
How come no Android phone has dynamic island?
God damn this chink lady is ugly
>>109772607Wait until we get to the non-technical segments thats where you'll see the full diversity of staff at apple
You guys can't identify accents if you think she is Israeli rather than Persian.
Customizable Ass
>>109772650because private cloud compute isnt private at all turns out who would've thought
>>109772657we know.. it's easy to see this is 100% female
who cares about cameras? I want the folding shit
>NPU almost as large as each of the CPU and GPU clusters
>Liquid AssLmao
>>109772662every chinese phone has it.
The fuck?
>>109772650You can just change your account address to US and you have all these features.
I HAVE WANTED THAT HANDOFF FEATURE FOR A LONG TIME ANON...
Liquid ass>>109772663of course you love the israeli, baka goyim
she's latin
plymouth valiant spotted in the apple presentation
>>109772674Which ones?
SynthID is snake oil.People who want to deceive you will always find ways to get rid of it. If this trains people to think "If it doesn't have synthID, then it's probably real", we're so fucked.
>>109772674chinese phones have dynamic mainland
>>109772662sir please ! don't even MAKE me laugh !! an ISLAND?? with a wasted space ? NO thankS!
nice voiceover production kek
TWO PHONESONE NUMBERAPPLE WON
>$1199
Buy all the accessories goy
>>109772689BASED
1499 us dollars
ugly colors, can we bring back saturation
what the fuck is this, 2005?
a clear silicon case no way I'm SHOOK
>>109772694use case?
>>109772672> tfw they could've made it an 8-core CPU and 10-core GPU while keeping the 16-core neural shit> instead they went with 32-core slop-shit
>>109772694I always wanted to buy two iphones instead of one.
>>109772686i'm not your ai assistant fuck off
>They don’t even show the 2 TB priceLmfaooooo
Apple makes great products but I'll never ever buy one because I don't want to be seen as the type of person who buys Apple trash.
Hahahahahahahaha that price goddamn
$1400 SHEKELS GOYIM!
>>109772628I don't want a touchscreen laptop I want a dumb lapdock that talks to my phone wirelessly or with USB-C and gives me a desktop so I don't have to buy a Macbook Neo and get locked into 8GB of RAM
you will own nothing
They showing her gimp leg on purpose
1200 DOLLARS
Boring event. Buncha ridiculous twats at Apple now.
>>109772659what else can they talk about?ipoop has nothing interesting
>Amerimutts can lease a fucking phonegenuine cattle
>you will own le nothing
Surely the foldable will be affordable for the average poorfag, r-right?
>leasing a fucking phone
>Iphone 18pro>the same ugly brick as iphone 17prowhats the point?
JUST LEASE IT YOU DUMB FUCKS
Bro why does she sound like AI
>>109772718this is not your company anon you seem actually competent
>>109772628>hey don't even have a touchscreen laptopRetard they will present one soon, kek.>>109772728Wrong, it's lease, but at the end you can keep the phone. It's apple Klarna.
GENELECgreat choice of speakers
That price isn't as bad as I expected. They decided to be merciful and only get a 300% markup on memory this time.
>>109772726did you miss the new wrist strap
RIP to the real iPhone Upgrade Program not this payday loan lease they have now
I never liked presentations but Steve Jobs was much more fun too listen or watch.
And goddamn hitting the offers hard for the poors
>>109772727>buy phone outright for $1200 cash>or finance it at 0% interest over 24 monthswhy the fuck wouldn't I finance if I can secure 0%?
Where's the cameras?
>>109772727I really wonder how many people are already bankrupt, they just don't know it yet because they buy everything on credit.
I guess our money has no value anymore
>get your phone taken away because you visited 4chan on it
Where does Apple find this garbage music?
>>109772722she has a boner
WHAT HAPPENED TO JAWS ANON?!
>nigger musicAt least they know their audience
this guy has no aura
I don't get how people can wear these, it kept falling off my ears unlike the Pro ones
>nigger music ohnononono
genuinely awful music
Another white guyi*dians on suicide watch
>>109772743Nobody is going to keep they’ll just keep upgrading and never own
>>109772759The entire country is bankrupt
>lets in noise and>lets in noise and sound around you
>>109772769Token black music
They look exactly the same
Americans have trains?
>>109772762>Hey AI, generate me some inoffensive corporate music with occasional unintelligible lyrics
>>109772772trump is sending them back
>>109772772Are all these backgrounds AI generated?
Everything is still extremely niggerlicious, but at least there are more white people. Suspiciously many. Saars? Our thoughts?
whats wrong with this guy then everyones had something so far
>fried chicken
Who's this chud? Bring them latinas or arab girls fuck this shit
>>109772772They're after the Fuentes crowd.
>>109772785It’s a sci-fi scene
Again, numbers that have absolutely zero meaning>my blongus is 69% higher than previous blongusLike what does it tell me? Cool?
>FRIED CHICKEN MENTIONED
>>109772796>BUARK
>AYO HOMEGIRL MENTIONED FRIED CHICKEN
>>109772772If we go the whole event without one indian, I will max out my credit card and buy the new iphone duo or whatever
>adaptivedoes this ever work?
Great fried chicken
I WILL talk to Siri in public.
Amerisharts have these? Jesus fuck i'm having a sovlverdose
>>109772794He's a homosexual
fried chicken mentioned50cent won
fried chicken?ssshhheeeiiittt
nobody is gonna use this...
apple coming in hot with the trans representationwe won xisters!
Token spic
Airpods are trash, Buy akg ig955 and EQ to PEQdb Diamond target curve
Paselee
they built TWO KINDS of moving membranes into the plastic casing with a wireless transceiver. THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY
Cum resistant?
tight booty spotted
>>109772793Fastest growing economy.
>>109772818>Every woman is a troon: /gee/
BOOOORING. Where's old man Craig running onto the stage?
sexo
sure thing bro, live translation will work just like that goyim
>>109772821I bought oppo enco clip 2, what does it make me?
wait you can buy sweaty airpods?
>>109772821fuck off shartur
>>109772809I don’t even talk to Siri in private, too weird for me.
no more talking shit around the gringos
>>109772821>Airpods are trash, Buy akg ig955 and EQ to PEQdb Diamond target curve
YO SIRI WHERE DA FRIED CHICKEN AT BITCH
it has never been better to be a goy
Now you will be able to understand retarded immigrants that don't speak your language!!!
>>109772837I hear they're folding craig on stage to showcase the new folding phone
>>109772806The silicon guy was Indian
my 5 year old buds have that
All this but the zoomer sluts are still gonna buy the $20 USB-C headphones lmao
>you have to jack off the shaft to change volume
>>109772809>Siri, they're watching me. They're there, I can feel them. All around me. Watching me. They watch my every move, Siri. I have to... I have to pull out my gun. Siri, text my mother- no siri, I don't need to talk to an "emergency hotline"! Tell my mom.... NO HANG UP!!!!!! Siri, Text my mom, say I was a good boy, but in the end, when they came to get me, I went out with a bang, rather than let them have their way. Tell her I love her.
Cheaper because no RAM
How in the fuck are there 3 million viewers on the youtube stream?
>>109772772>indian surnamelol
>>109772856but if you closed your eyes he just sounded like a lifelong smoker because he didn't have the wretched accent, apple is making strides
rubbing the thing never fucking works
>>109772787this retard fell for the H-1B to H-2B scam
>>109772856Oh well, sorry apple :)
apple is haemorrhaging users because their shit is boring as fuck and this is sure as hell not going to change that
not enough black people
>>109772806Did you miss the jeet at the beginning talking about the A20 processor?
I love swiping up and down the stem
Immediately dropping 500 on all three models amirite
>>109772821Shartur god...
>>109772859Earpods are great headphones, and the microphone is excellent as well.
>no stickyITODDLERS BTFO
>>109772868All journos and tech people need to keep up with this shit.
>>109772859Smart
>>109772812passenger trains aren’t really something that people use everunion station is cool though
>>109772812I go through LA Union Station multiple times a week. They're in the private events section off to the side. They recently did a sign upgrade, and they went from... digital signage to more digital signage. I have never seen these in my life.
streamhttps://www.twitch.tv/forsen
Are we buying, bros?
>>109772868I'M WATCHING (YOU) ANON O____O
5 hours is fucking attrocious battery life
TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING FOLD ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
>>109772868Children who are like "wooooow, one day I will own one of these, and everyone in my class will be sooooo jealous!"
hate to say it but tim cook was based this new guy is a plant
>>109772886
>>109772896forsen
>>109772885Apple Earpods are top notch.
What is the point of selling a second version with those added features (volume control, extra battery life, wireless case) for like 20 bucks more?? Just make it one version
SHOW THE FUCKING FOLDABLE ALREADY NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT
>only 4 years until a24 processor
>>109772836nigga are you blind
Unironically, what's the use case of Apple Watch or any other smart watch?
most annoying and useless Apple products?> Home Pod > Apple Watch > iPad > Apple TV
>still no jeetsThis is looking promising...
my miband does this already
Apple Watch is the one thing I don't understand at all. Who the fuck wants to charge it every day? I charge my Garmin once per month.
another product that has existed for five years and literally not changed at allthis keynote is wasted internet traffic what happened to innovationeverything just promptslop none of these people even exist
>>109772914why do whales always wear running shoes?
THE WATCH SAYS I'M UNHEALTHY ANON!
>>109772897iPhone 18 Pro was perfect white man ad. Zero n******** no n******* music. They know their target who can afford these phones.
>here's your apple present gf bro
>>109772928BASED TERNUS
What wasn't available in EU? I missed it
>More white people in*dians lost.
>>109772859>no bluetooth tracking from flock cameras and department storesthe dumb sluts have better OPSEC than most people apparently
AIIEEEEEANOTHER BLOND WHITE WOMANIM GOING INSANE
>>109772920Apple will buy A24 by then
>>109772931theyre fashion accessories. nobody serious about this stuff uses an apple watch.
>>109772896
>>109772923think the feature of it calling emergency services so your dad doesnt randomly fucking die is quite neat
Still not a PAVLOK :(
>>109772926Apple TV is, unironically, my favourite apple product.
>>109772923I use it for sports and have a watch that gives me updates from my phone.
>>109772923fitness tracker2FA approverwatch
>>109772923Maybe if you're a gym ratI don't get it either
>>109772926iPad + procreate is the best drawing tablet, copeanything above an m1 is too much for an ipad thougheverbeit
will the watch inject gaybeams into my wrist to make me gayer than i already am?
Too many white people. What is happening? Are they saving all the diversity for fold iphone?
>>109772923changing the song playing while I'm taking a shower, reading texts without pulling out my phone, reminding me to be less of a lazy fuck and get up.
>>109772914Wood nut
>>109772943Woof!
>>109772943she's an annoying shitty boss
>>109772923reading notifications without taking your phone out of your pocket
>>109772878We havent reached the non-technical sections yet.
>>109772943She looks like a typical 29 year old white woman.
>>109772923You can see your emails, calls, and text messages. You can even take calls easily while driving.And it tracks a bunch of stuff
>>109772788>>109772772No that's LA Union Station, specifically a closed off section of the station that regularly gets rented out for filming and events. They have a bunch of stuff in storage like those Ticket booths, flipboard displays, etc. Basically a museum from the heyday of American Railroading you can film in
>5 hours batteryXD XD XD also no idea who need new watch each year
>>109772943hes actually 22
>>109772926AppleTV is great. No ads and plays fantastically with plex. Unironically just werks
>>109772964this is Apple, not Google or Microsoft, pal
>>109772964Whites are the new minority.
>>109772923More pointless garbage to charge daily.
>>109772943Erika Kirk works at Apple now?
>>109772981shes*
>>109772957Same. Special audio is great on a real sound system. Completely pointless on headphones.
>>109772923i literally only use it to record my runs
>>1097729232FA
Where is Apple's AGI?
>>109772951this might sound silly but they have enough money and could buy them and shut down their marketing budget for a year when the A24 actually comes out and still have money left in their own marketing budget to operate normally
Apple is aryan as fuck
>>109772952what pro grade digital watch do you have
>>109772946I actually haven't seen such a disclaimer in the stream
Damn California is fucking ugly
JEETAMOMMY
think of how many shots this scene took to get one without someone overdosing on camera
Did they bulldoze the homeless camps to film this section of Venice Beach?
Back in the Saarland!
Saars finally pajeeta is on display!!! Apple is saved!! I go sell my organs to buy!
why does she look compressed
pajeeta...
>>109772998unironically a fantastic use case
i have an m3 macbook pro and it is probably the purchase i regret the most in this life of mine.never ever buy crapple. believe everyone who tells you apple is garbage. they were probably the only honest people in a world of lies.
>>109772923not sure but all the health stuff seems useful but not like $700 useful or whatever the apple watch ultra is
all of these people look like über-updooters
gm sers
how do they manage to get the whitest looking jeets arabs and chinks?
garmin has been doing this for years
>>109773007anon that's a nigress
I love my Daily Health GoyScore
chinese worker improvement program
>hrt
>>109772868I was watching anticipating at least something cool but im just getting more and more disappointed. Its just bland shit that is outdated for years.Wow le shutter. Wow le battery without numbers that doesnt say anything. And you know they dont say the numbers because the actual numbers suck. Wow some nigger rap music. Wow AI shit. The new iphone looks exactly the same as the last iphone but in ugly red instead of ugly orange when the only colors that matter are black, white and honorary dark blue.WHAT IS ACTUALLY NEW????I bet the foldable will also suck dicks.
Can it give JOI?
>>109772995Spatial is good on Airpods max. On airpods its not that good, speakers to small
I want Liquid ass
oh look more worthless slop that android already had years ago and nobody uses
how NPC do you have to be to need a watch to tell you how you feel today
>>109773019>saaar
APPLE INVENTED SLEEP?
I unironically only wait for new macbook or mac studio or imacs
How can you wear the Apple Watch to sleep, workout, and all the rest of the day, when you have to charge it all the fucking time?
>>109772923golf gps
This is sooooo boring. Give us Ballmer oder Jobs back.
How long until smartphone manufacturers stop releasing new phones every year?
guys let's not forget about the battery
>>109773044you charge it once a day dude
OH MY SCIENCE
>>109773019I was considering it once but I'm so glad I bought a beefy pc instead of an apple meme machine lol. It all went downhill
>>109772957Same, although it feels kinda ridiculous to use Apple TV 4K with an 15 year old Sony Bravia. Modern smart TV’s seem mostly like hot garbage with spyware built in so I have no wish to upgrade until this one dies
>>109773004Casio Gshock with the negative screen because its cool and solar cells + automated time alignment because im lazy
>ermmmmmmmmmm no "regular" iphone 18??????????? what now indian bros???
We developed Wii Fit Age
Why don't we put cameras on the side of the phone?
>>109773037just eat indian or mexican food
>>109773044you can get like an 80% charge in <30 minutes, I guess the move is to take it off for a little bit in the morning but I just charge mine overnight
>>109773043I don't think they are presenting any new iMacs today
>>109772672usecase for NPUs?
>>109773064the world isn't ready for that
>>109773050When did carmakers?
yjk she can still bounce on it crazy style
>>109773048the script is prompted I feel like in listening to chatgpt free
can't wait to give myself OCD
>>109773004garmin fexis 7s proi use it for mapping while mountaineering
>>109773061We buy Android like we always did.
my huawei watch has all of these features and lasts a week on a single charge
>We track you 24/7 and remind you how unhealthy you are grim
>>109772772>>109772788>>109772978Blade Runner
Match the piss.
>>109773059just disable wifi on your smart TV and you'll be good to go
All of these features are actually incredibly useful for staying healthy but anons ITT are all fat neets
I'm indian and i hate apple
holy fuck that sounds like hell
>iPhone 18 launch spring 2027
>>109773064Because N GAGE
>>109773086>chinkjeet watchembarassing.
white women won
>>109773064
who the fuck uses this shit?
she kinda cute anons...
apple invented wiifit
wow americans must be so healthy with all this tech
>>109773050Samsung and Google just shit the bed so hard that they have to be considering it. Apple might not sell well in this economy either. They already chose to delay/stagger the release of the base model 18. Bad products (for Samsung and Google), supply chain is fucked, memory is fucked, chip fab is fucked, tariffs are fucked, consumers are too poor to keep buying. It's a bad environment for this to continue.
John apple Wii fit confirmed
>>109773092how will they afford the new ikek without a job?
y'all look like dorks with your "smart" watches. watches are fashion items. get a rolex.
>>109773044Man, why am I dealing with such retards hahahahah xDHoly shit guys I can't like come on *facepalm* this is such obvious thing and you are asking shit like>"what is 1 plus 1"You just get yourself several apple watches dummy. One for workout one for sleep, one for morning and one for dinner. You get different colors for different styles and they are obviously smart to align nicely in apple ecosystem
I'M STILL EATING SWEETS APPLE!!
>>109773092>itoddlers need a computer to tell them to put the fork down
>>109773124Finally, Liquid Ass
>>109773114apple americans are healthy and trendy and cool
>vo2 max test thats definitely just to make some idiotic video of you that has nothign to do with vo2 max lmao
why wouldn't you just put the phone on a table or on a shelf? why on the floor?
>>109773126kek
>>109773105white women craves for my BIC (big INDIAN cock)
>>109773124ass
>>109773113kino
>>109773080Ugly as fuck nigger
>>109773092I'm underweight.
BEIJING WELCOMES YOU
>>109773019>i have an m3 macbook pro and it is probably the purchase i regret the most in this life of mine.>w-why can't I play my bideogaymeeeezzz saaaaar?>verificatio not required.
THE FOLDABLE WHERE IS THE FOLDABLE YOU FUCKING JEETS
>>109773126I keep seeing this nog on the internet and have no idea who he is.
Apple invented surveillance
>>109773091Schizos here were speculating that products could utilize some sort of mesh network with other nearby products like Amazon Ring cameras do and I’m inclined to believe the schizos this time. Around LG never relax
>>109773089The only train station that looks somewhat acceptable in the entity of muttland
>>109772772>>109772788>>109772978Also TDKRDunno what else, those are the two big big onesIt still smells like piss and hobo there on every normal day
IM BORED
>>109773131TIME FOR MY DAILY HUMILIATION RITUAL
>>109773088b-but i'm all natty
IT'S REWIND TIME ANON!!
>>109773142this but unironicallyif your computer can't play games it isn't a computer.
YOU TOLD US ABOUT THE AUDIO AI ALREADY IN THE AIR PODS SEGMENT
>>109773126
Fuck me man there are companies selling buttplugs that are more interesting than Apple's presentations now.
>>109773143fold deez nuts
>>109773125It's not just the fork making you fat and unhealthy retard, you staying up until 2am to shitpost on 4chan does too
this is really fucking weird. genuinely intrusive.
OK, BUT UNIRONICALLY NOW>Mac now are great>Iphones are shit>Airpods are laughable trash>Iwatch is a memeI buy only macs from them because of garbage is the rest
white chads won
>>109773120>yes yes goyim spend $20k on a faggy little bracelet so all the other faggots with gay little bracelets can laugh at you for not having an audemarstake the casiopill
So my watch is recording all my conversations 24/7?
>>109773143They know everyone will mock them for the crease, so they keep it for the last
What the fuck do these people look like
>your baby is crying
>>109773143>WHERE IS THE FOLDABLE>where is the highlight of the event?? where??Dunno man, probably there were the highlights always are. at the end of the show, that's why the pro phones were at the beginning.
Apple INVENTED language
Apple invented memory
>HALT PEASANT LET ME CONSULT MY WATCH
This would help me remember my colleagues' names when they introduce themselves and I forget them in 5 seconds
BURGERS ARE DEVOLVING
Useless features, they really dont even know what to do anymore.
Siri Recap? Fucking gross!
oh cuz i always wanted a written log of everything i hear and say
Apple sherlocking the shitty Friend pendant via Apple WatchKek
Actual spyware
>>109773176 siri mute the alert for 15 minutes
isn't it illegal to record people without their permission in many places?
Lmaoo rewind your convosActual botnet!
>>109773165>you staying up until 2am to shitpost on 4chan does toonoooooooooo
Oh cool, the watch is spying on your conversations 100% of the time?
>>109773176>here is a list of possible female jurors near you
>>109772606Is it going to be archived?
APPLE INVENTED TIME TRAVEL
>>109773168WMAF chads keep on winning.
so everyone around me with an apple watch is constantly recording what i'm saying cool
>>109773176>forget to charge watch>baby dies
why is g just performative behavior and ragebait? anyone unironically defending apple will always be retarded.
Phones had no battery up until now
>>109773168sexual race war
>>109773171yeah but it's, like, for a good usecase, man.also>implying it wasn't already
>Sorry, I wasn't listening to you, let me check my watch real quick. Rather than ask you to repeat yourself.>Siri, what the fuck were we talking about? I was watching Tiktoks at full volume.
apple privacy based
>>109773171it's all private don't worry :)
Records heavy breathing during goon session
>>109773168thumbnail looks like a dota screenshot wtf
What in the FUCK? The watch transcribes and stores EVERYTHING it hears? The NSA must be salivating at this.
Oy vey don't forget to turn it off goyimWe are not responsible if you forget!
my watch is spying on me
>>109773171yes, same with phones, tvs etc. Everything does it now.
HERE'S WHAT YOU'VE SAID INSTEAD TO THE FEMALE BARISTA YOU DEFINITELY THINK WAS CUTE YOU LITTLE LOSER
oh yeah, more tools for ADHD zoomers
>>109773195audio is not recorded wink wink nudge nudge
BUMP LIMIT REACHEDNEW THREAD>>109773179NEW THREAD>>109773179NEW THREAD>>109773179
>>109773186I know we're shitting on this but I have something wrong with my attention or something. It's near impossible for me to focus on JUST one source of noise. This would be incredible. Apple gay
(YOU) TOLD ME SHAZAM NEVER EXISTED ANON!
>>109773033>the foldable will also suck dicks.Crazy how far technology has come.
>end-to-end encryptedinb4 they meant SSL between you and OpenAI
>ctrl+f "apple invented">only 13 resultsWEAK
>>109773220pretty antisemitic
>>109773149>just physically remove the wifi antenna
>automatically noting down the spoken text is now a privacy violationFuck you all, you don't want people to remember what you said on purpose?
>>109773231lol how does that work
>>109773238kek
>it's okay guys its encrypted! who cares if the owner of the watch can store and listen to everything youre saying!
So even if I don't buy a spywatch, the moron next to me wearing 15 microphones and AI assisted scribes will be recording everything I may say anyway.
>>109773176Siri order 3 exercise bands
>>109773220advertisers can access all that shit.
>always on spyware
Cant you just ask the server to repeat herself
APPLE invented DACs?
>>109773064Imagine a projector there
BRO ONE MORE AUDIO SEGMENT I VOMIT ON MY CARPET
>>109773239all me btw
>>109773239they don't even try any more. nothing even stolen. just bland AI shite.
APPLE INVENTED PERVERT WATCHES
>>109773254only on jeetdroid apple doesn't sell data like that since they don't need to.
This feature was not only spyware but also creepy>I just recorded everything you just said!dude just ask them to repeat it again
>Siri, analyze our conversation. Did the girl in the drive-thru window want to fuck me?
Siri Recap is pretty kino for lectures, is it for the shit Watch only?
>>109773159The foldable has to be confirmed garbage.They seem terrified to show it.
Ceramic? The 2000s are back!
>>109773239apple invented 4chan
>ceramic watch>break once dropped
>no improvement to battery life
>>109773215i read the BAP article too
>>109773280they're obviously saving it for the "one more thing", you nigwatching retard
2 ENTIRE DAYS? HOLY SMOKES
>>109773288just mend the cracks with gold
is this even legal?apple just created a net of constant audio recording that can listen to every human that are close to a person wearing the watch. what a day to be a glowie
>>109773295what is this
Uh oh
Enjoy this ad inside this ad…
>>109773307Not legal in EU
when are they announcing macos on ipad, it shares the same hw, i will buy one if they do it
>>109773288how the fuck do you drop it retard its strapped to your wrist
new Apple Watch Ultra features>>109773307They don't record it or store, apple cares about privacy, it's not android.
>>109773307EU will ban it.
they just looped the same for taking prints for the past six minutes
>listendidn't you just show me I didn't have to listen anymore?
FERTILE WINDOW>FERTILE WINDOWFERTILE WINDOW>FERTILE WINDOWFERTILE WINDOW>FERTILE WINDOW
>>109773330by dropping dead on the floor
HAVE SEX LMAO
>>109773307>he thinks iphones weren't already doing that
>>109773324zoom out andjeet
RACE MIXING COUPLE SPOTTED
If you don't buy the watch YOU CAN DIE
this is straight up extortion at this point. Either buy it or die from a heart attack...
I wish I were a woman so I'd have periods and could track them
I hate ugly people
are they only catering to people who do shit like sports and sex and restaurants and shit?
ONE MORE THING
>>109773372you mean functional people and not 4chan retards? yes
>>109773368i wish u were employed so i did not have to read these odd posts on a wednesday afternoon
Here we grow!
>>109773372>why won't someone cater to NEET losers like me
>>109773344TToTT
>>109773368you can track periods of random women and then hit on them during ovulation
ENJOYING CONTENT
>>109773372Yeah sorry they don't cater to poor brown people with 0$.
here it comes
>steve jobs stagehere we go
HERE WE GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
APPLE INVENTED HUBS!!! Weeee
>>109773352>not recognising the iOS stocks app>not understanding that the point is market reactions to this keynote
>>109773368
One more thing
>>109773357>>109773366
>foldable
Apple invented Death Note.
here we go, apple 7 years late to the party
>>109773344MISAKA SEX
let's go sirs
>>109773389>>109773401I have a job tho
FOLDABLE
HERE WE GO
finally the foldable phone has been invented
HERE IT COMES
>>109773424being a faggot isn't a job
2.2k retail calling it
SAMSUNGCHUDS LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>>109773351literally this, all modern phones do this and these recordings are bought by advertisers who have access to everything basically. Various others can access it too.
>>1097734403k
Apple invent fold!
NO CREASE>NO CREASENO CREASE>NO CREASENO CREASE>NO CREASENO CREASE>NO CREASE
>>109773440lollmao
LEMAO
THE COVER SCREEN ISNT SYMMETRICAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DUO
HOLY SHIT APPLE INVENTED A FOLDABLE PHONE
OH SHIT
APPLE INVENTED DUOS
>>109773386>>109773394>>109773411I'm not joking and I want them to be MY periods.
>>109773449this
This would be sweet for manga
KINO >KINOKINO >KINOKINO>KINOKINO>KINOOOOOIPHONE DUO DESIGNED BY WHITE PEOPLE!!!HAHAHAH IN*DIANS LOST
technology used to look cool
too wide when closed imo.
>ipoop doononono AHAHAHAHAH
>>109773454>appleGODS wonAPOLOGIZE
BOWL CUT DUO
I coin a new name: Iphone Taco
>>109773440$1999
HAPPENING
i'm buying itfuck you poorfags
>under display cameraOh boy the iPhone 20 will really be fully glass with no cut out.
wait it's too big for a phone, if it can't fit in my pocket it's like mini ipad
WORKS ON MY CHINKPADWORKS ON MY CHINKPHONEWORKS ON MY CHINKPADWORKS ON MY CHINKPHONEWORKS ON MY CHINKPADWORKS ON MY CHINKPHONEWORKS ON MY CHINKPADWORKS ON MY CHINKPHONEWORKS ON MY CHINKPADWORKS ON MY CHINKPHONEWORKS ON MY CHINKPADWORKS ON MY CHINKPHONEWORKS ON MY CHINKPADWORKS ON MY CHINKPHONE
>>1097734402.499 bet
android makers ditched the under display camera years ago, get ready for it to come back lmao
>DESIGNED BY WHITE PEOPLE>>INDIANS IMMEDIATELY HAVE MELTDOWNGET FUCKED FECALOIDS
> easy to use with 1 handits not
is the blur open/close effect fake or what
it looks like absolut shit
>designing it purely for right handed peopleWow, thanks!
>>109773479
genuinely looks like a foldable design from 3 years ago. every other manufacturer is better at it than this.
>side dock>circular indicatorBRAVO APPLE
More like liquid ASS!
NO CLEAVAGE >NO CLEAVAGE
welcome back
That actually looks insanely cool wtf.
>foldable iPad
So they said the disadvantage of a regular iphone is having black bars around videosbut this also has black bars
>>109773563Yea I would rather just get a iPad Mini
>NO OLED
ITS NOT OLED?
>hardware designed by whites>software made by whites>presented by whitesyep.
Who needs a stylus?
>>109773565its just a foldable phone what is insanely cool about it
>>109773591>>109773592Super Retina XDR is OLED
>>109773306Tacophone
STYLUS PHONE
>>109773602apple made it cool
Touch ID is back!!1!one!
Touch ID only?
Looks sci-fi af
>>109773597cope timmy
every time you open or close it there should be a little -1HP damage noise, as the display's plastic is progressively damaged by the folding
>>109773602apple just invented it
>>109773602How thoughtful it is, the aspect ratio, the software. It's like they really thought "why" it's useful and not just "let's do it 'cause we can"
>made with titanium
>>109773597why are poles so overrepresented in apple senior leadership?
>>109773597jeets really hate apple
Craig is /our/ guy
>>109773549(Dog) Whistle Sounds
CRAIGRAIG
BASED CRAIG
Casually dropping IP68???????
>>109773597this guy has been in apple since 1986he must be loaded as fuaaak
Craig Ferguson!
His voice is incredible
>>109773627Apple fags trade in every year so they’re gonna be ok
Ehhhhhh Craig!!!
>>109773626you lost Prakesh Poopshit>>109773479
>>109773637Do you think this is the first folding phone with that ratio? Lmao
>Apr 1st everywhereare they just fucking with us?
/ourguy/ is on
Apple's software is always so much better than Samshit
changing the interface from bottom to side is crazy
YOu can have 4channel and youtube open at the same time
WHY IS IT LAGGING WHILE BROWSING SAFARI
why are they editing screen recordings onto the phone screen in these clips it looks weird why not just record them doing the things
I want him in me
Apple Foldtelligence
This folding shit is not going to sell well.
>>109773602it's the first foldable iphone. so far, all other foldables have been poorjeetdoids
I liked the opening animationI hated that it doesn't have a third 8x camerathe outer screen also seems too wide and hard to use
>>109773713because its CGI
>60hz in 2026
Battery Health: 89%Times Folded: 1000
it's nice you can use it in the half fold wayapple won the fold race
what would he think
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
>>109773734even when its the clips of people walking around doing stuff on it?
>>109773741Apple Bedside Alarm Clock looks so stupid
This guy smokes
Another Israeliwtf apple?
FUCKI thought he meant Jony Ive
the whole tech industry is down today but somehow is gonna survive it after such a shitty presentation
if the screens are 60hz im not getting it
>>109773745Kerching!!
DO I REPLACE THE BATTERY IN MY IPHONE 13 MINI OR BUY THE DUO HELP ME DECIDE
>>109773751lmao of course. you thinks that's impossible or what? they center the video on the screen anyway. just stabilize the video and you can show anything there. you can do that in any video editing software.
special glass so it stays straight and unscratched
>>109773790ask grok bro
inb4 scratches as level 2 with deeper grooves at level 3
apple invented glass
>>109773741Beats the samsung fold 8. Samsung sucks in this regard. At least chinkphones have hugeass batterries and camera and can compete with apple on hardware level. Samsung one is just ass
this thing is going to be 1500 dollars
>>109773794>glasslmao
>>109773772He is arab Israeli and that woman was not jewish.
I won't get the first iteration of the foldable, but I'm not against it whenever I feel like upgrading my 17 pro. Reading my manhwa/manga in bed with that would be great
>>109773813try 3k
IT USES E=MC^2 + AI HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJA
No Jonny you cant have my land
>literally an hour and still no black presenter after an hour i am getting serious fash vibes rn, literally shaking!
>>109773548Turn it upside down, stupid leftie
>>109773804Of course anon, its literally the same samsung display.I am wondering how the hinge will look like in non scripted video
oh so now they can do an in display camera?
>>109773794could add 3.5 jack, plenty of space.
duo is 2kgoes up to 3k for storage
>>109773828Drumps America
>>109773741I just know foids who watch netflix on their iphones 24/8 will love thisalso now you can scroll tiktok and instagram reels at once with split screen, total brainrot victory
I hope the reviews drop today>>109773841yes it's also a leaked feature of the 20 series
C2 must be the Qualcomm replacement
>>109773841It's a compromise. It makes the phone a bit worse because it has no Dynamic Island.
>>109773548Get fucked cackhander
eSIM ONLY WORLDWIDE
>>109773823you need a 13 inch 4:3 tablet to read manga comfortably
Guys? Help? This is actually kinda cool?
Iphone duo uses CUNNY 2 to increase sex by 50%
>>109773865>it has no Dynamic IslandWHAT
we wired two batteries together this has literally never been done before
richfags won this looks comfy af
>up to>up to>up toWhat is this shit
>>109773876Its too expensive.
>>109773841Why is it on the inner display only anyway? And not on the outer display?>>109773865>>109773881Can't they have the Dynamic Island features just appear out of nothing, rather than the "cutout"
>>109773871total simcard death
>>109773881No face-id. Touch-id only.Would honestly rather have it on all devices.
>>109773876It'll have the same issues as every other fold.
>>109773876I'd buy it if I didn't have an iPad already
debtfags.... we also winning.brb gonna take another salary loan
>>109773909so they can sell it in five years as an upgrade
big jab at samsung for that camera jump
I'm buying this when it goes for 1k used
fingerprint sensors are genuinely superior
>>109773920>doesn't have an apple card>can't just finance it at 0% interestsad
>>109773920Well you can do the apple klarna shitonce you pay it back you own it.
>>109773895>lawsuit protection 1000% effectiove
>>109773909>Can't they have the Dynamic Island features just appear out of nothing, rather than the "cutout"But then it wouldn't have the Iconic Camera Island. I know it has one on the outside, but it's still kind of a bummer.
YOU VILL LOOK AT THE SNOOPY SLOP
>>109773944This>nooooo you didn't look at me the right angle, I won't unloooooock, put in the code, peasant!
>>109773946Nta I'm a thirdie, we don't have that here
okay ngl the phone looks really good
HAHAHAHAHA TEMU KICKSTAND
as another anon said, the main innovation here is the use of half-flip modeskudos to them for that
FROM $2k
Called it!
>>109773972thirdies have financing just check your operator
2000 DOLLARS
>$1999$1999>$1999$1999>$1999$1999
NINETEEN NINE HUNDRED AND NINETYNINE US DOLLARS
256 NIGGABYTES ON A $2000 USD DOLLAR PHONE
> 2 grandHOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA
$2000>$2000
>256gb>$1999
>$2000>256GB........
>>109774002I meant apple card specifically
>>109773950I dont believe in their battery claimI lose 10% of battery for an hour of youtube with mobile internet on my 6K mAH battery superfancy chinkphone. Theres no way they can fit this shit in their apple garbage that makes it last 3 times as long
I'll be sticking to my iphone pro LOL
>>109774010these fucking jews
the price is okay
>>1097740234chan chuds lost, bay area fags won
how are they going to do demo units? they will instantly scratch2 units mayber? 1 with glass and the other a dummy inner screen that folds?
So no base model iphone 18 huh
>>109774037If you use it for 5 years, yes.seems built good with nice titaniumlet's see their display scratching.
>>109774048i mean samsung has dummy units of their folding phones
> 2 grand> battery life not even mentionedHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABUAH AHH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't tell if this is good or not. Where is Satania when you need her?
It's over
>No iPhone foldF A I L AIL
So when are these shipping?Do these like exist or are they announcing internal experiments as products again
I'm sticking with my 15
>>109774029anon just turn brightness to minimumuse wifienable power saving mode
>>109774068>> battery life not even mentionedthey literally gave a number for every screen configuration
>>109773524folding screens invented by the koreans. india still winning
No new m6 macbooks announced? tf
yeah I'm thinking Apple won
>>109774068are you retarded did you not watch the stream?they mentioned the battery multiple times.
>>109774068are you deaf and or blind?
>No iPhone flipF A I LAIL
>>109774068uh oh you triggered the applejeets
are foldables a gimmick or do they have some real pratical use
>>109774095>india still winningAt what?not having clean air or food or like toilets?>>109774096Yeah where is the MacBook ultra redesign? WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
>>109774029apple devices have dedicated h264/265 decoding and optimise the shit out of everythingchinkphones just brute force everything and throw 6k mAH batteries to correct for poorly optimized programming
thx anons I'm looking forward to arguing with y'all again
You buy this you're a retard. Especially when the iphone 20 next year will be a drastic difference.
reviews uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CneADEw4NCs
>>109774096There isn't going to be M6 Pro or M6 Max, all rumors are saying that shit, skipping directly to M7 except for base M6.
>>109774133Yeah, but people were saying there will be Ultra MacBook presented with touch screen with m5 max chip?
>be in EU>check price>it's $2900
>>109774088>>109774127I have adaptive brightness and have to use mobile data because i commute on train and their wifi is unusableI mean for me its not an issue since it only takes 1 hour so overall i get my nice youtube content while on the way and back to work for 20% of charge overall.Im just not gonna believe that even if I do ALL of this this apple shit will actually handle 30 hours of nonstop youtube on the inner screen. I mean even with all the optimizations and shit you can only get this far. 30 hours is a bit too much of a claim to make. If someohow this is actually true after some legit benchmarkings and their IP water and dust rating is as high s they claim i will actually consider buying it because then its super cool.But the claims are bit outlandish.
>>109774133>except for base M6.thats what I wanted to be announced :\
https://www.apple.com/iphone-duo/Shit nameNow they have to go with iPhone Duo 2
>>109774217It would be Pro Duo
phones are GAY
>>109774217yeah, should be iPhone 18 Duo (like iPhone 18 Pro)They fucked up everything with the iPhone Air
>>109774217iPhone 2 Duo
Nice to see Apple finally invent the foldable phone for the first timeAll the niggerbrands put a hole in the big screen so they don't count as the first.
>>1097741692419 euros in my chosen shithole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CPAtEmHAioSpeed getting that apple money
>>109774291A NEW TECHNIGGER?!
/G/ ARE WE WATCHING ISHOWSPEED'S STREAM?
