>Over the last four days, 3 out of 5 primary datacenters of yandex got bombed, leading to an almost total failure of handover functionality>more than half of their "we have aws at home" services are unavailable>yandex pay, smart home, taxi services, food delivery, internal logistics and yandex cloud are down>neighborhood countries using russian trash like belarus, serbia and armenia are similarly having outages>no ETA for when anything will be backlmao@zignogs
>>110036983Trumpski will NOT be happy
>>110036983Ziggest BTFO. Gonna be even funnier when Americoon AI corpos do that to the entire Americoon economy, thoughbeit.
>>110036983rest in piss
image search works. that's all I care. fuck you, you fucking parasites, for wanting to kill that.
>>110036999>>110037021It’s the only usable image search
>>110036983what air defense doin?
Does this mean no more Russians in my dota games
>>110037027By this point you should know all the urls for all the image repositories on the internet by heart.
>>110037262>can't into Gemini
>>110036999>>110037014>>110037021>The best image search is bad because...... FUCK CHUDS AND TRUMPI'm starting to get tired of /k/trannies and their zog leader zelenski.Trump is ending this nothing war that no one cares about, simple as.
>trump will save us!lol get droned ziggy
Trump won and your SNCAwar is formally over.>>>/k/65573794>>>/k/65574556It's time to give peace a chance tranny, don't sperg out and do a school shooting... ...in Poland.
>>110036983already fixed, retard
>>110036983Why doesn't russia build orbital data centers like Elmo wants to? Surely they're capable of it, larping as le #2 superpower?
>>110037502why should random consumer data centers need air defense? no one seriously thinks the Russian military uses this shit
>>110037756they gonna put nukes in orbit bro
>>110037760>why should random consumer data centers need air defense?So they don't get destroyed by temu drones? I don't think you need to think really hard why air defense is desirable to have when you're at war
yandex was how i alternatively acquired .pdfs for books i wanted to readhopefully that still works
>>110037756>shooting hundreds of thousands of nvidia cards into orbit only for them to burn up in the atmosphere 5 years laterit's retarded
Ziggers got fucked
>>110037786anna's archive
>>110037788that's assuming they'll even function properly at all due to all the space radiation fucking with electrons in the circuitry
what would happen if an insane person tried this on google? how fucked would the internet be in the USA?
>>110037774Air defense is complicated, nigga. You can't have air defense over every apartment building or warehouse in an entire country. It's not typical to attack purely consumer/residential/civilian targets. There's a reason you don't usually do that. Ukraine is finding out. Data center air defense will be there by next week I'm sure. Yandex probably should have done it a week ago. Either way it's an inconvenience not anything really severe.Things go down for a while if you have to put out a fire because you have to turn everything off. It doesn't mean even a single server rack was damaged. data centers in space makes sense for sending/receiving from objects in space such as moon bases and space probes and telescopes and shit. you don't be putting youtube cache there.
>>110037822when Israel got bombarded by Iran there were global outages
How the fuck am I going to reverse image Russian and Ukrainian prostitutes without the aid of yandex? Fuck you Zelensky
>>110037822>what would happen if an insane person tried this on google?Not much. Yandex has 5 major data centers, in a country with no working air defense. Google has 23 in operation in US alone, and good luck using bottle rockets to attack continental US.
Yandex is against the SMO and moved headquarters in belgium long ago lmaooooo piggers are so stupid hitting their own
>>110037837>we didn't need it anyway
>>110037846they're all on fansly or onlyfans by now
>>110037857shoulda moved everything
>>110037859I don't think reading comprehension is your strength. Yandex and all of the hosted services running in the THREE data centers that were attacked in the last few days are all running right now. They came up by morning after an overnight attack last night. The building is not destroyed - data centers are quite large so drones are not going to be able to do it. What most likely happened is they started a fire, which requires powering down the systems while you put out the fire. Some things may be damaged, but it's possible even no computers were damaged, who knows. We do know that all of them weren't because everything was turned back on a few hours later.These attacks are cute for a week or two but those drones will be getting shot down by next week, like happens to 95% of drones sent into Russia toward targets that are already covered.Meanwhile, in Ukraine they'll be shitting in bags because Kiev's sewage system is permanently offline. Which situation would you prefer?
>>110037857That's not actually true. They spun off a division and split up the business. Happened with many Russian companies. Yandex was officially in Netherlands before but that was just a paper corporate office for tax and other international business reasons. The company has always been based in Moscow.
>>110037884>Yandex and all of the hosted services running in the THREE data centers that were attacked in the last few days are all running right nowda, all is fine cumrad
>>110037822>what would happen if an insane person tried this on google?It would probably be more efficient to target AWS or Microsoft Azure datacenters. I think Google hosts comparatively little compared to those two cloud/web providers.>good luck using bottle rockets to attack continental USIf domestic terrorists weren't obsessed with getting "high scores" they could easily fuck up a ton of shit by targeting critical infrastructure like substations and data centers, but instead they care too much about performing mass shootings on civvies that rarely have anything to do with what they wrote in their manifesto.
>>110037920uh huhgo on, damage this with a rifle and some homemade nades
>>110037901are you in Russia? I'm going by what is reported in their news. Some services still down on a weekend the same day as shut off is not shocking. If you think this is unrecoverable you are a fool
>>110037966>bro trust me everything works>ok maybe not ALL is back to working but it's weekend, it's understandable>yandex status page is just lying that half their shit is down because... uhh they just doembarrassing as usual
>>110037966>I'm going by what is reported in their news
>>110037983The page you are referring to appears to be this one: https://status.yandex.cloud/ru/dashboardHere's another crop. Again, they shut down the DC literally this morning and it is not even 24 hours later. It's a major unscheduled outage but implying that this is some kind of permanent issue is the problem I have with OP and other fags ITT.
TZD
>>110038004as you may or may not be aware, the prefix identifying russia is ru, not kz or whatever e.. is
>>110038002>https://www.cnews.ru/news/top/2026-10-09_najden_neozhidannyj_vinovnyjHere's something else reported in their news. Sure, a coincidence maybe but more likely an employee within this firm was coordinating with Ukrainian intel to try and make the problem bigger. Their primary goal is to create FUD and public relations. This is because they can't actually destroy anything with glorified hand grenades strapped to consumer-tier drones. If you want to cause real problems you need to hit those with missiles. And even then all you've done is interrupted fucking Yandex, which has nothing to do with the military. So they'll keep bombing you without interruption. In a war it's helpful to attack military.
>>110038011>https://status.yandex.cloud/ru/incidents/2136?retpath=%2Fru%2Ftimeline$0Here's the rolling status update with details about specific services. I don't know what e. is either but kz is Kazakhstan, so it sounds like they have part of their cloud infrastructure there, meaning things can migrate and run from there. I'm sure NATO won't be going after KZ sites, unless they're truly stupid that is.
>>110038014Good lord you faggots are shameless>all is fine>it was internal sabotage>it's all made up>we didn't need it anyway
I've been using Yandex all day and it's been fine.Also, didn't they side with Ukraine?
>>110038029>meaning things can migrate and run from thereone might wonder why they didn't>I'm sure NATO won't be going after KZ sitesyou're getting bombed by piggers with some nato couch change, lil bro
>>110038030>ShamelessYou are projecting. I'm speaking rationally which is not the specialty of people like you apparently. Was the other outage coincidental? Maybe it was, but I'm sure the Rooskies are suspicious and anyone working there is getting their asshole rifled through right now. If all of Yandex cloud is down a week after this then you can claim a scalp. What I'm explaining is that an unscheduled shutdown of a major DC leading to a 24 hour downtime is not surprising. What has been accomplished? Why are you celebrating? Have you seen what is happening in Kiev? This is like throwing toothpicks at an elephant while he stomps your legs.
picrel the whole mutt discourse
>>110038046>you'reI'm in Philadelphia you moron. That's my couch change attacking them, and it's a big fucking couch holy shit we're wasting a lot of money on this stupid shit. >wonder why they didn'tNigger I don't think you've ever managed systems. Just from the length of that list it would be amazing to bring them all up within 24 hours after the entire dc got powered down.Did Yandex fuck up? Yes, I think they did. After wildberries attacks they should have expected. It's a private company run by tech faggots so don't be too shocked. It's not as if Russia's government and military are using Yandex Cloud lmao.
>>110038030Here's some old folklore regarding this, hope it helps
>>110038050>Was the other outage coincidental?Yea it just so happened on the same day where their data centers got bombed. Bad luck, that>What has been accomplished?Bonking three out of five yandex data centers>Have you seen what is happening in Kiev?Why would I give a shit about Kiev? Ukrops weren't claiming to be le #2 army in the world. In fact they were the second poorest country in Europe with barely any army.
>>110038067Russians don't consider Yandex cloud enterprise services being offline for an entire Saturday to be "eating shit." It's not even a major inconvenience. A few lucky people even got the day off probably because some shit was offline. Eating shit is when you have no power heading into winter, the Metro is off, your ports are blocked, and you can't flush your toilet on the 12th floor.
>>110036983>YandexSounds Chinese, shouldn't it be Yuridex or whatever
>>110038066Kek you're very obviously a lying esl, not somebody from philly
>>110036983God damn Ukraine fucking things up again.
>>110038070They ARE desperate. They SHOULD BE desperate. If I were them I'd be very very worried. >>110038075>bad luck thatYes, that's my point you fucking imbecile. I literally said it probably wasn't a coincidence then you or some other moron said that was an excuse. Get your bullshit straight, you're embarrassing yourself. >bonkingYou have never seen a data center. To destroy three Yandex dc's would require hitting them with far more than ukraine can even throw at them right now, much less hit. Taking some cloud services down for a weekend is not "bonking" it's a minor hassle. You need to understand the situation here.
It's been almost 5 years, why are russians letting themselves get bombed by their dirt poor former puppet state? Do they not have an army?
>>110038091You are not qualified to judge my language or call me "esl." In fact anyone who actually speaks American english natively is quite sure that it's my first (and only real haha) language. You sound like some variety of eurofaggot, which explains why you cannot seem to come to rational and logical conclusions about what is going on and revert to pathetic nafo-isms.
>>110038117They could nuke them today, but they're not inhumane monsters like ameritards
>>110038120American English*, my zigger friend
>>110038120>rational and logical conclusions about what is going onMy rational and logical conclusion is that Yandex got gaped, what with half their shit not working, which is reflected on their status page.
>>110038137I'm done talking to you, just like everyone else in the world. Your online shilling will be studied for decades as an example of how NOT to conduct PR. There will be no memorials for the lost hoholstan, you will be forgotten by history as soon as possible, remembered only for being on the losing side of the worst K:D ratio in recorded history.
>>110038152It's gonna be funny if they're all back online tomorrow and you'd have to swallow your shit take lmao
>>110038156>everybody who disagrees with me is an oinkercope and seethe
>>110038156>Your online shilling will be studied for decades as an example of how NOT to conduct PRBro we're just laughing at russia being a thirdie shithole that can't prevent dollar store drones wreckng your shit, there's no grand PR campaign behind itIt's like laughing at brazilians, just a bit of funposting at a loser's expense
uhh yandex bros our response? i thought everything was fine and drones did zero damage?
>>110038495oh no no no
>yandex gets attacked, most services go down>ziggerbots doing damage control about how the attack was a nothingburger and services are already being restored a day later>an hour later literally *everything* goes down, top to bottom, every single service they havegod hates russia
>>110037615>Trump is ending this nothing warwithin 4 days after the start of his term right?
Yandex is a jewish company
>>110036983>mfw all of this was orchestrated by google to kill the superior competitionjews greed knows no end
>>110037848Your shithole of a country was in total panic due to a bunch of drones flying all over america lol
>>110038616No one outside Russia regularly uses Yandex
>>110038638Everyone uses it for image search because google is fucking garbage
>>110037551play-cs.com is doing fine (counterstrike 1.6 in browser).also they just released a zombie mod that's fun for a bit.
>>110037027thisplease don't let yandex image search die :(
>>110036983see this is why centralized services are retarded
shouldda moved to the cloud
>>110036983nafo is leaking again...i thought this was about technology, not politics
>>110037027>>110037262Ive seen them all already, no longer care.
on /pol/ there are russians who say they can post now and also access youtube because of the outage>>110038034yandex founder was born in khazakstan but he was russian citizenmoved to israel after the annexation of crimeahe denounced the war and the company was split, the one oprating in europe and US is called nebius
>>110037615keep seething zigger
>>110038819zamn, russian patriots look like that??
>>110038030everything is fixed already, retarded nafotroon
works on my machinehow many board do you faggots need to ruin with politics, destroying /k/ forever wasn't good enough?
>>110036983Don't cry if they pull out Starlink again
>>110038993>get kicked around then raped by a herd of goatfucking chechens>kill yourself instead of themI just don't understand the russian mindset
>>110039053>try to a group of guys>they gang on you and easily win because numbers > whatever elseIt's actually pretty simple. Like browns in every other country, they gang together everywhere, army included.
>>110039159I'm fairly sure that russian army does indeed have guns.... do they? Surely they do... ?
>>110039199it's one guy vs a large group, he's dying either way
>>110039213Obviously, but why in the world wouldn't you want to go out killing subhumans that assaulted you instead of hanging yourself like a total bitch?
>>110037944yes? go to the substation and short circuit it.
>Mods deleting posts about all the major russian MAGA bot networks knocked out since this happened4chan is compromised by russia btw
>>110039199Army is not just a bunch of men with guns in simmilar outfits. If it was indeed as easy as gunning down whoever you dislike, incidents like this would be endless across every country with military.>>110039226Because likelyhood of success is low, while likelyhood of failure followed by even more torture followed by execution is very high. In such situation, I imagine suicide feels like an easier, consistent way out that results in less suffering.
>>110039318Cope, MAGA is friends with Russia
>>110039318This thread was better made than that garbage polniggery shit you made. No wonder mods deleted it.
dumb wectoids think amazon drones can do damage to rusia data center )))
>>110037788Not that special, data centre hardware gets replaced twice a decade anyway
>>110039352yes? based on that damage that's at leas a 500 lb warhead. nothing a drone can carry.
>>110039390only amazon drones fly thru air defense, cause too small to detect. other all shot down. dumb wectoid )))
>>110039340Hope Zelenskyy gets your orc apartment next
>>110037027it's unusable now anyway with a new captcha for each search, straight garbage
>>110039398more likely to be hit by a russian missile
>>110037677Making threads on every board and cross-linking your own posts doesn't help it look organic, Ivan
>>110039352see all those truck terminals? that's a wildberries warehouse, not a data center.
>>110039053because you never bothered to look into russian history fear of the boyar or nachalnic today, is deeply anchored in their geneslook at the impotent protests in russia or by russians across europerussians are purpose bred cattle that will never revoltthey historically hate each other to the point that they had something called "Snokhachestvo", where the father took care of the daughter in law ;) while the son was drafted into military servicenote that in the photo the russians are wearing "Lapti", which was their go out dress. At home they walked around barefoot in mud and dirt.the russian elite is based on fear and they exploit this fear with chechens, dagestanis and other caucasians this has been going on since atleast the soviet unionthe term is called "Dedovshchina" and russians are simply the perfect scared victim of this
>>110039410
>>110038993>mot deleted this post for no reasonI know rapeape (nice handle faggot) is actively a russian asset who turned /pol/ into stormfronts wet dream but I guess he's instructed his jannies to do his russian bidding now too?
>>110039322>Because likelyhood of success is low, while likelyhood of failure followed by even more torture followed by execution is very high. In such situation, I imagine suicide feels like an easier, consistent way out that results in less suffering.russian mindset in a nutshellforever slave
>>110039425damn really? fuck tomshardware then, stole it from their article
>>110039226you've never served. you have no agency in the army. you follow orders and not your revenge fantasy.
>orange reddit (also known as hackernews) has been struggling with uptime for the last 2 hours, just as the working half of yandex stopped workinginteresting
>>110036983Is there an efficient and lightweight uBlock filter list for AI results in Yandex search? It's pretty much uninsurable because of that.
>>110039469unusable*
>>110036983Very based
>>110039469https://codeberg.org/just_a_husk/uBlockOrigin-AI-Blocklist/and ask a clanker to make it work for yandex
>>110039539>>110039572Well, I wanted to avoid that because I'm not interested in other sites and I don't want to modify the list every time there's an update. I was hoping to find something specifically created for the Yandex. Thank you anyway.
>>110039318every country is part of the same system. obviously. of course. very much so.
>>110037615Fuck off back to /pol/ you fucking retard.
