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another hour and then it's off for the weekend. later fags
>>11019442210:20 to 4:45. not a bad work schedule.
>>110194481any schedule is a bad schedule>t. works from 'whenever' to 'the fuck i want'
>>110194485Vad och varför?
>>110194485I dunno anon, that employment gap between the saxophone and brain implant is concerning.>>110194490Amen brother.
>>110194422this has to be satire>go to office, immediately spend first hour working out (doing bullshit exercises at low weight, like all indians do)>then 30 minutes getting ready>then login for 20 mins and take an hour long lunch break>come back and do meetings>do 30 minutes of work>more meetings>leave early
>>110194485do you still have to do all that boot camp bullshit and get yelled at by a sergeant if shit like being in the band counts as military service?
>>110194422Guys I'm about to start college for computer science. Is it unironically over?
>>110194521what's wrong with a lat pulldown and a cable curl
>>110194546>>>/utwg/
>>110194546Compsci is a second major now. You need to pair it with something else to get a job. Pair it with business, finance, one of the sciences, engineering, agriculture, pre-med, or something else that targets a specific type of computer work as opposed to general programming. Compsci fields that require more hands-on work such as networking and HPC are still relatively safe, but its still important to broaden your expertise outside of pure code.
>>110194422My team has a sister team in Hyderabad and we make them attend meetings with us anywhere from 9pm to 12am. They all quit quickly
>>110194576accessories are fine when you are doing other lifts and arent as weak as a middle aged woman.
It'd a cursed existence to be arab, you are cheap like Indians but they don't hire us as much as Indians, not even 1% of their hiring postings.
>>110194546>start college for computer science
>>110194674do you lift
>>110194696you're the wrong type or arab, unironically.i've met guys from UAE making 4x my country's average.they unironically asked me if a typical salary was somewhere in the 4-5k euro/month range
>drop box laying off 9% of their workersoh no no no no...
>>110194490>workingI just play wow and attend meetings
>>110194755yes thats why i commented the guy is weak.
I just realized these are the highlights of my day:>Wake up after refreshing >= 8 hours of sleep>Morning coffee and breakfast>Lunch at some restaurant>Gym after work>Evening sauna at homeThen otherwise everything else feels like a fucking chore. I'm trying to watch the chain smoker cat anime and it just feels like a chore. I guess I've conditioned my brain to like work and nothing else.
one of those days where you sleep until 11 a.m. and then you open up your laptop and see you have a bunch of slack notifications.you go through two of them and they are nothing burgers.then somehow all the important notifications are missed and you don't see those ones until 2pm then nobody responds to you. kek
>>110194914And I mean that I like the routine, so I do like working between those highlights of the day.
>>110194914You should change your routine. I think you do too much work. Right now, going for walks outside is incredible. Autumn is so beautiful.
>>110194887How is drop box still alive? They aren't a product, they are a feature. Definitely not a company
>>110194939But even that as an idea feels like a chore. I guess my brain truly is fucked.
>>110194901today I got to work, did 5 minutes of boilerplate code, then made tea and am taking a shit.fortunately ‘coding’ isn’t my actual job and I can use poo time to ‘brainstorm innovations for tomorrow’s tomorrow’.
>>110194546You will browse this board every day, get demoralized by AI trolls, shills and retards, then 10 years later regret not doing the degree because of shitposts on a basket weaving forum which will be long dead by then
>>110195008Holy fuck grandpa. Did you have looking at fortune right now when you're scheduled too?
>>110194654this did not happen IRL
>>110195052>got to workwhat the fuckmy "getting to work" is walking from my bed to my deskthen during meetings i turn off my cam and take a shower
>>110195236There are cuties in the office, free food, and my commute is miniscule. Plus how can my house honey miss me if I never leave?
>>110195393cope
>>110194582Here have some more pixels
>>110194750wow, I had never seen this in high quality
>>110195500thanks. it pissed me off seeing the same 144p gif everytime so i made it myself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J_xL4IGhJA&t=53ssource if anyone's interested
>coworker sends me a "Hi Anon" message on Slack>wait for the follow up but it never comes>finally ask an hour later if he needs something>"Yes">"Quick call?">say sure>silence for another 30 minutes>ask him if he still needs help>"Yes">wait another 5 minutes>tell him to call me when he's ready>he finally calls me>turns out he just wanted me to show him how to run a fucking bash scriptThis is some expert-level time wasting shit, you just know if I hadn't asked him what he needed and then told him to call me now he'd have told his manager he was stuck and I was busy and he couldn't do anything until he got help.
>>110194887>dropbox had 2000 employeesit can't be that complex of a product
>>110194521It's nearly impossible to be productive in a large corpo so why waste your time spinning your wheels
>>110194546If you genuinely enjoy computers and programming you'll be fine.If you are a CS major because you don't have any idea what to major in and just want to make easy money, you are fucked.
>>110194887fairly certain I could run that site with a few dudes + claude & codex
>>110195525based
first week almost over at job after being a neet for 2 yearsI want to die how did I used to do this, I am not even going to be earning enough money to reach life goals like buying a house anyway
>>110195580i refuse to believe this.how old is this retard?surely everyone in this field that managed to not die drowning in his spit knows that general knowledge like this can be googled/chatGPT'd or whatever, right?i'm a>quick call?guy, but at least i explain my problem first, and didn't bother senior colleagues with shit that can be googled
>I passed the tech round I only half completedhuh
so tired of rice, noodles and bread. I don't want to eat meat or dairy either. maybe I'll just fast for a few days
I wish I were dead
>>110196052That doesn't make any sense. You have food and it one place to sleep and an internet connection because you're posting here. What else do you need to be happy honestly?
to the SWE who changed jobs in the last 10 months: how are handling the new expectations and how are you learning the project? I'm of course assuming leadership is forcing you to use AI.
>>110195964the market must be healing lol
>random jeet from completely different org closes all my project tickets>ask him why>saaar, my manager said to close all tickets related to X>he interpreted this to mean all tickets in the entire company that mention XHow can a company survive when it is filled with people who have zero critical thinking skills?
>>1101961452 to 384
>>110196115kek
>>110195995vegetables, you fucking fruit
>>110196105What is the point of all that if I don't find any meaning in itA state of null would be more pleasant>inb4 find le your own meaningI lost count of my attempts
Thinking back to when I left my first job and my skip manager said "you don't know how good you have it here," and then a month later I was making nearly twice as much working from home (pre-2020).
>>110194422Why is this pajeet working with the desk up to his shoulders? Is he like 4'9"?
>>110196145because it was built by people who had critical thinking skills until some retard started jeetifying the company to save money in the short term, saw no immediate consequences, and thought "wow that worked, i should keep doing it." it's always the same.
>>110196225does gooning or sex give you pleasure? follow that route for a bit
>>110196308Absolutely zeroTried it both paid and through the normal wayWorthless waste of time and money
BISON TRI TIP STEAK IN THE CAFETERIA TODAY!!!full review coming soon...
>>110196323what about burgers, pizza, soba, sushi?
>>110194422Honestly, though my workplace isn't as luxurious as Microsoft, this is basically my schedule. Without the Pepsi, soda is bad for you.
>>110196428Microsoft's offices in the US are actually much less luxurious than their Indian offices. Except for some drinks, nothing is free. Food in the cafeteria is priced well, but it's not a great bargain anymore. They don't have gyms in the buildings. Some of the offices have ping pong and stuff, but not many anymore. The tables I saw were always being hogged by the Asians.The exception is the Silicon Valley office. Down there, they have to give out free stuff to compete for workers.
Answer me anon, I will find your next obsession and will to live.
I miss this place before there was all this construction and development. There's too much concrete, fences and bullshit now. There used to be more trees.
>>110196230well, he was right.the answer was just "not very much"
>>110196667don't worry bro the new city council will fix it all
>>110196352dick got covered in sauces or scalded most of the time.the sushi was ok tho
>>110196703I honestly didn't bother voting in this election. I know that all of the national candidates were fraudsters and all of the other candidates weren't even from here. So it's no use of voting.
>>110194485every time i go harry handel to kiruna i get a sense the town is fucking weird
>>110194422This is a living?What the fuck?How is this work?this is goyslop life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFRe0OUfkyAIt was the hungriest night I ever knewBut it was hunger for you, loveAnd what a shame that we spend so little time livingIsn't it?And our hunger is so wild like an only childWho could scream, a healthy screamWhat do you want to knowI'll tell you anything?Your touches are virtue, and I'm barely two shoes on the groundHow'd I get here?For running pushesYour rabbit feet around the roots of treesHow'd I get here?It was the hungriest night I ever knewBut it was hunger for you, loveAnd what a shame that we spend so little time livingIsn't it?Well our hunger is so wild like an only childWho could scream, a healthy screamWhat do you want to knowI'll tell you anything?Your touches are virtue, and I'm barely two shoes on the groundHow'd I get here?For running pushesYour rabbit feet around the roots of treesHow'd I get here?
What is it?Where is it?How will it affect me?Fuck that shitI need that shitIt's bound to be the death of me
A life-or-death battleRunning without rest, from west to east Mountedon a powerful horseThe goal is still far away
>>110196921I want it, i need itneed it to make me feel heated
I want it I, I need it, need it to make me feel heatedShake it, can't take it, must break itBreak if off yea, what'd I say bitch.
me when my teammates start talking about memes in our mandatory biweekly happy hour
Are projects still meta or not anymore?
Am i a luddite, a retard, or just coping? Because vibecoders are literally insufferable. They call out "ego" but they literally have the audacity to call out swes as obselete when they can't even differentiate good from bad, they keep inflating the value of their "ideas", but in fact if they believe in ai so much then why can't they conclude that ai could come up with better ideas? They keep talking about how you will be left behind as if prompting claude is some wicked sorcery that everybody should waste their money on. They claim that coding is now easy, but they keep bragging about what they did with claude, WHAT'S THE POINT IF YOU THINK THAT IT'S NOW SO EASY?? WHY ARE THEY WASTING THEIR MONEY PROMPTING RATHER THAN SAVING UP FOR THE INEVITABLE AI TRANSITION ??looking for genuine explanation, am i missing something? Or are people actually making money selling software that can easily be copied with the next frontier model, but much better and at a lower price?
>>110194543Nordic countries are based and redpilled because there is no fast track to officer. If you want to be officer you gotta be a private first and do the typical bootcamp. Only after doing your basic service you can apply for the actual officer school.
>>110194546you are unironically retarded.>>110195614>im sure to get the job over others because im le passionate about computersyou and 100k other graduates are le passionate.
>>110194422>Unironically posts about spending two hours on a macbook fucking up Windows.
>>110194546>>110195614>>110198132At this point you need to be comfortable building something from scratch, by yourself, with no outside help.If you're capable of this you might be considered by corporations for a job doing deployment automation for a couple years until you burn out, not from the technical work (because they'll hardly give you any) but from all the administrative bullshit.Consider becoming a vtuber.
>>110198761>le projectsin case you have just woken from a coma, every resume passes through AI now. if you do not have multiple years of experience in the stack the company uses, your resume never gets seen by a human. nobody gives a flying fuck about your projects.
>>110198802Right, which is why you need to be able to just do things on your own.
>>110194422Non-(Indian Hindu) Microsoft and other techbros, what should be our response to this?
>>110198965https://x.com/Conspiracookie/status/2115595497448817019Forgot linkPOV: You're the last white guy working in tech, the date is December 2027. The Indian HR roastie with the disgusting dot on her forehead has set an appointment on your calendar to talk about "the future". Your Indian Hindpoo boss grabbed two cow dung patties to meet your new replacements, Rajesh and Vishnu, at the airport later today. You are expected to spend the last week before Christmas training them. For some reason, their job responsibilities are exactly the same as yours.
I had the Bison Tri tip steak with shallot gravy and parmesan roasted potatoes.... and it was delicious! And I ate it with METAL utensils. The shallot gravy was by far the star of the show, it gave the entire dish a delicious rich savory taste. The bison was cooked to a perfect medium rare, but it had a very mild taste that was a mixture of beef and... fish? I've never had bison before so I'm not sure if that's normal. I prefer BEEF steaks but this was still good. The potatoes were nice and creamy on the inside with the parmesan giving a luscious exterior crunch. It also came with a pear salad which was ok (not actually a salad made of pears, just a regular salad with pear chunks thrown in). >>110198681Didn't even notice that! Macbooks are so good even our competitors would rather use them over their own products.
>>110195580every jeet does this. just ignore them. shrimple
grown ass 35 year old man working in devops using a bocchi pfp on slack
>>110198132>you and 100k other graduates if we're being honest its him and 999 others
>>110198965>what should be our response to this?Repent for being gay?
>>110194914>falling for the smoking cat memeof course it feels like a chore
>>110196052many are saying thid
tf is this posture bro, I hope none of you work like this
wish i was a looksmaxxer instead of a swe
Security researchers will earn more than AI researchers. You heard it here first, hop on the train while you are ahead
>>110199744>just learn to code saar>just learn to do trades saar>just learn to do cybersecurity saargullible sheep
>>110198965drink the jew cum
>applied to a job that clearly said "senior software engineer" at capitalone>get an email from the recruiter about setting up an interview for a "senior lead software engineer" jobIs there even any point in doing the interview? I know I'm not qualified for any kind of lead role.
>>110195607We pay you to spin your wheels, goyim.
>>110199884youll be fine ranjeet. capital one is mostly jeets
>>110199923I'm a White American. If the whole company is jeets then I'd rather not work there at all.
>>110194422Terrible wrist positioning. That guy is gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome.
>>110195157Yes it did. I work at Microjeet, and the jeets here are the upper caste who get to call the shots. You really think they are gonna let their izzat sink so low that the dalit's left in india get to decide when the meetings are?
>>110199923what american company with a tech division is not mostly jeets
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Saars my day at Microsoft Hyderabad:8am…….Shit in shuttle8:20am…Rape8:22am…Poop in street9am…….Street argument with security at door9:30am…Check emails for women to rape10am……Meetings, want to rape all women in meeting12pm…….Lunchrape and shit in cafeteria2pm………Argument with Rajesh in Discord, I will rape him4pm………Shit in gym4:15pm..…Rape and a street shit5pm………Shut down PC5:10pm…..Wander halls and look through windows for bobs and vagenes, random shits where I walk while on the prowl5:50pm……Commit rape6pm………..Argument with security at door 7pm………..Shit in shuttle9pm………..Shit in street outside my house
>>110199394Good morning. Yeah I guess that anime just sucks. I liked umaru chan back in the day tho.
>>110196701Trvke Nvkem
>>110194481Our jeets have to leave early because a one hour commute (10km) turns into 2 hours at the wrong time. They work some more at home (inasmuch as they work at all)
>>110200467The fuck kind of commute is that if you need a hour to cross 10kms
>>110197347>buying a houseWhy is that one of your life goals? That's something that a woman would want only because the television told her.
Landed a job at MITRE. Anyone got experience with them as a workplace?
>>110194750Imagine being at computers.
>>110194422Why are indians so tryhatds. Been to milano and the only people in the streets dressed like they just stepped down from armani catwalk were indians
>>110200571what's it like being a dumb contrarian>>110200605My experience is I accepted an offer with them at the boston office and then I got a better offer elsewhere so I rescinded my acceptance. Hope that helps
>>110200615It's literally cheaper to rent an apartment. Everybody who buys a house has some type of buyer's remorse. They're spending 2k every month repairing some dumb shit. They think it's going to make them happier when all they do is complain about renovations and taxes.
>>110200613They got almost 200 million excess males. Modi has to deport them in work visa programs or face the possibility of a civil war. I would've just had a nuclear war with pakistan and cleaned out bangladesh if i was him. Then fight china over tibet.
>>110200638Excess males are not problematic, moron, you have the entire US government scared of Chinese strength, a posterboy of gender imbalance. The real problem is unemployment, the primary reason why India is eager to export its workers. India is not the first country in history to export unemployed people abroad. India doesn't have a proper welfare state, so unemployment is very bad for social cohesion
>>110200646Ok retard so a bunch of excess men with high unemployment is bad which is why india is sending them out. So yes excess males can be a bad thing faggot.
>>110200662>llm prose
>>110200622Ok but I own a house and I disagree. What now?
Who the FUCK cares about indians? Shut the fuck up jeets.
>>110200677wait a decade, then have fun footing the bill to change out underground pipe plumbing
>>110200694Worth it to not have to call my old jew landlord and haggle over whether I'm allowed to buy the fridge I want
>>110200699you could have just bought an apartment you know?
>>110200717But then I wouldn't have a private yard and private garage and private walls. There is something in this life where you exchange money to obtain something you like. You should try not being a miser
>>110200717>bought an apartmentGet the worst part of renting and the worst part of owning? Why the fuck would you do this?
>>110200717>Buying a Condo or TownhouseThere isn't a single person i know who hasn't sold those after 3 years. So much bullshit.
>>110200768The whole reason you buy a house is to save about $400 DIYing or having the freedom to do things your way but with a condo you pay an extra $400 to your condo association and have to get their permission to do things. It's renting but with highly leveraged exposure to the local real estate market. It's just retarded.
>>110200717An apartment? What are you going to do with all that space. You should be happy to receive a bed
>>110200794I pay 2.5k/mo for a single bedroom apartment that's like 650 sqft and I use maybe 200 of it.
>>110200793Townhouses are HOAs with more shit to maintain which is why i brought it up. I'd rather go with a regular HOA since i don't have to maintain the road inside of the location too. Besides i bought a house without one since i can DIY 90% of the work anyways.
>>110200729muh ameritard pipe dreamWe owned a house for like 10 years, shit doesn't last for ever. You're still gonna have to deal with asshole noisy neighbors that are gonna be up in your shit cause they're bored and want to start drama neighborhood drama
>>110200800I moved to a small company in a small town. I actually enjoy going to work and pay $1.2k for that apartment and I could pay half that if I were willing to tolerate a 15 minute commute instead of a two minute one.
>>110200749there's different types of apartments and deals mongoloid
>>110200803>regular HOAAnyone who buys a house in an HOA is a retard. They *will* fuck you over.
>>110200807I own a house and have owned a house for a long time you stupid niggers, what part don't you understand of this? I also grew up in a house that my parents owned, and have rented houses every where in my life except for 7 years of undergrad and grad. I will never go back to an apartment. Maybe don't live in a horrible neighborhood, I don't interact with my neighbors at all. Why are you so intent on forcing people into your commie block apartments?
>>110200807>neighborhood dramaIDK sounds like a woman's problem that they often start for jealous reasons. Just don't talk to your neighbors unless its a fence anon.
>>110200819why do you deny the reality that your house will degrade? You're gonna be forced to sell that shitheap at a loss when you're too old and too poor to maintain it
>>110200839What do you not understand about me not caring? I don't give a fuck what you do, go live in an apartment. It's all sour grapes with you people
>>110200839It costs almost nothing to maintain a house what are you talking about? Renovations will eat up the rest of your money if you really want to do something like that.
>>110200819Living in a house really sucks if you're single and live alone. I tried it, it's just expensive for nothing in return except extra rooms to clean.
>>110200249I know this post was meant to paint indians in a bad light, but this just sounds extremely based to me. I wish someone like this actually existed
>>110200859And I have a wife and three kids. Also, I previously lived alone in a 2.5k sq foot house as a single guy and loved it
Just be homeless bro its so cheap.
>>110200839damn that puts things in perspective imagine the horror of having to sell a house after living there for 30 years and needing to move into a smaller house when instead i could live in an apartment next to jeets for 30 years
>>110200873I have tried this. It is very cheap but it only really works if you're remote.
>>110200917I really can't imagine having to go into work even if they had a shower it would be a pain in the ass to walk to the laundromat weekly, keeping your clothes clean and having to leave somewhere innawoods daily.
>>110200873not to mention you will stick out low a sore thumb if you try to camp anywhere vaguely urban and get robbed and stabbed by the real homeless. or maybe just robbed. maybe they would even give you drugs in return out of pity or a street sense of justice or recompense. the moment you b start doing the drugs to offset the pain of the cold is the moment you start fitting in. you dont need all this expensive shit. if youre going to do this you basically have to do it on your own land and it has to be "just for fun", realistically.
>>110200917>WFH when you're homelesshow does that work?
no bitchesno gfno friendsonly have some hobbieswork is boringkinda lonely.
>>110201141People kinda suck to be around anyway.
>>110200945I made that image and I made it to be as warm as possible. I really want to try out the bryjne baselayers the netting system is supposed to be warmer and dryer than a traditional base layer. I've been eyeballing for that cheap packable decathalon but the orange color keeps selling out. I need to add that to my muse watchlist. I'm pretty sure I originally posted that to /out/ to annoy them though and there should be another one of extremely expensive larping equipment like a ~$1000 hemp canvas tarp instead of a tent floating around
>>110201141same except I have no job and health issues
>>110201278You should change out of the food source for Caviar, expensive cheese and 1000$ bottle of wine. Also you can go alot more expensive than what was posted.
>>110201292Yeah but some of the stuff on there I actually wanted at the time. Plus it makes it more believable to mix in highly rated but good value items with the meme 'best' items. When I was still doing wfh helldesk I had a lot of time to make these and mess around in photoshop
>>110201141god created asians to work at massage parlors for people like you. be fruitful of god's creations, anon.
>>110194786Wait is it not?
>>110195580>Can't figure out how run a bash script in the AI eraSome guy dragged me onto a call just to demonstrate what an Object-Relational Mapping (ORM) library was in 2023, like it was some recently unearthed alien technology. I went off at him.
>>110194422My two early 20's female co-workers both say "jiggabytes" instead of gigabytes, they both started doing it at the same time. Is this some shitty new tiktok trend to troll millennial co-workers? I find it needlessly annoying.
>>110201749Correct them and say it's pronounced "jigaboos" and see if it catches on.https://youtu.be/j1Rl65upsqE?si=KzLQbaT2RdTe08fF&t=15
>coworker views my linkedin profile at least once every monthwhat the fuck
>>110201809They miss you :)I stalk people on LinkedIn all the time, I just turned off the option that tells people that you've visited their profile.
>>110201656lol, lmao even.median salary in my country is like 31-33k a year, which is about 1800-1900/month net.for that 4-5k figure you have to look at Germany/Switzerland and even then you have to be above average
tgif am i right fellas
>>110201749no.i've always heard and said jigga, but the other one doesn't bother me
Discovered one of our Indian "developers" had two major configuration bugs that made it to production.The production json has broken nesting so there's no fucking way it's being used. She decided to do the configuration code from scratch instead of using our templates and depending on where in a terminal you run the code determines where it looks for appsettings.This begs the question of how the fuck production is even running correctly, but then I realized she modified the code so that when the code can't find a proper configuration it defaults to production values.I decided to fix the portion of the code so at the very least we're checking for configuration files where the application resides and was scolded for not allowing the third party jeet center figure it out. It's been two weeks and we need this shit done by next week.I'm so fucking tired bros.
What's the one person you hate at work? Tell me about them. For me it's my ex-boss, we probably have some bad blood since I moved but whenever we're on shared projects (team I'm now on still has some relation to my previous team) together now, he'll keep repeating the exact same thing i said during a meeting back to the group (and I'll be a bit like what the fuck bro). He'll also try to overstep and control or take handle of things when it's outside his scope/role as some sort of power play or something. I just let him do it because I'm still burnt from him and do like "whatever do whatever the fuck you want" but it drives me a little nuts. I already brought it up to my new boss and they're just told me to leave it. Another is a bitch who just treats everything as catastrophic and needs an answer right away. One time she kept calling me when I was green and went like "oh you're green so you should be available, call me ASAP" and from then on I just set myself as red all the fucking damn time and I already told my new boss about it and he just chuckled and said that was a good idea lol.
Guys... where is everybody? I don't want to go to Reddit.
>>110202433I'm over here, what's up?
>>110202433Reddit is going to require accounts to view so you are fucked.
>>110202466I've already got an account. In fact, I've made several over the years because they keep getting banned. These things are disposable. What would make them less disposable is the ID verification Australia is attempting to roll out. In that case, every two-bit cyber criminal is about to get a crash course on identity theft. We're about to enter an era where you'll be v& because somebody posted cheese pizza using your driver's license. You handed your driver's license over to have some booze delivered a couple of years ago, and now you find yourself being delivered to an interrogation room. ID based age verification is a scheme where absolutely nothing can go wrong, and where innocent people can not be hurt.Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, Reddit sucks.
no recruiters contact in a week
>>110201141>>110201291what about family?yes, the gym, programming, walks, and 4chan can only assist so much when you have 0 irl social lifewinter is very tough. Especially when you never get matches on dating apps for months despite being a solid 5 or higher, dress good, and have a lot of money (don't tell anyone)
Why happened to "software architect" as a distinct job and why is every software engineer today required to function at the level of a software architect from 15 years ago? I'm reading the System Design Interview book and this shit is a million times more difficult to learn and remember than leetcode.
>>110202433why'd you ignore my question
>>110202826*What happened
My stocks! Aieee!
>>110202875we have -10% to go until we have to worry (you bought a > 1 year ago, right?)
>>110202826everything moved to the cloud and instead of building bespoke, simple solitions, everything is forced to become a distributed system able to cope with unreliable networks and infrastructure while using services buckling under the complexity of being built to support the requirements of fortune 500 companies, all of them simultaneously. what, you need to read and write files? better read up on key rotation or managed identities, blob storage accounts, blob containers, redundancy and pricing
>>110202892>boughtI didn’t buy my comp
why is nobody answering my question :(
>return to old pre-ai projectat work>its like visit some ancient ruins of memories and simplicity>know how to configure and run it>feels good
>>110203267
>>110194546all the universities took in double the regular number of students into cs starting in 2020 when chayna flu hit. ai taking the job of anyone who actually knows how to write software is peak ai psychosis.
>hong kong, 1995
What's worse than indian jewish daycare?
>>110203620>some pajeet just eating and sleeping wtf lol
>>110195580>coworker sends me a "Hi Anon" message on Slack>wait for the follow up but it never comes>finally ask an hour later if he needs something>"Yes">"Quick call?"I dig my fingers into my EYYYYYYYYYYYYYES
>>110195580This right here is how I became an expert at avoiding Indians at work. (not in actuality, that would be impossible)
>>110203788why can't you just make up some bullshit about how your mother died during a zoom video so you're traumatised and you need to do it through messaging. Or that you're mute or some shit I dunno.
>we're not allowed to contribute to open source software unless our manager approves itwhat
>>110203620Learning that people get paid six figures to eat and sleep all day while I am expected to work my ass off has been the biggest black pill
Are you guys ready to discuss that indians are just the scapegoats for greedy company leadership? Hell you cant go on a 4chan thread nowadays without seeing someone mention indians in the first few replies. A 4chan mod by the name of grapeape even mentioned that the indian population of 4chan is miniscule, and that its mostlly american on american "trolling". This is the part where i get called a sirjeet for pointing this out
>they hired more brown peoplet. west eu cumpany
>>110194485Bokstavligen jag
>>110204004Rapeape is half indian himself bro, he started employing jannies from bangladesh or something after a part of the moderation team and jannies quit due to the doxx hack
>>110203620>9-5>9:30 breakfastuuuuh weren't you supposed to start working at 9:00 or the definitions have changed?
>>110203788Next time auto respond with https://nohello.net/en/
>>110203267Too real. Everyone praises claude for one-shotting tasks but I open the code and it's so needlessly complex I'd not touch it without claude unless I am paid really well.Maybe it's anthropic's business model.
>>110203928Anon you're not being a team player lately
>>110204061you dont need to take grapeape's word for it, just go on any board where flags are present you'll see the distribution yourself
>>110204099What you think all those canadian and bong flags are natives? LMAO the diasphora is huge especially in the tech sector.
>>110200249The scariest thing is that "human" probably exists
>>110204082Love you bro
Oops I cracked the beer can open before sending this month's invoices.
>>110199884She ghosted me even after I scheduled a timeslot for the interview. Probably figured out she made a mistake and that I'm unqualified for the role.
>>110204145Continue to pester her until she provides and explanation. Fuck these ghosting companies.
>>110204157But I didn't want to do the interview anyway. I would've just embarrassed myself. I don't have any of the skills required for a "senior lead software engineer".
>>110204099>thinks they don't use meme flags>thinks canadian flags aren't all jeets>thinks visa jeets aren't behind other country flagsRETARD ALERT
>>110194422Don't fall for bait, folks! This jeet, and many others like him, WILL be among the ~60,000 employees Microshit plans to lay off.
I asked one of my coworkers something about a task (desu we don't have a good relationship) and he literally wrote "why don't you go and bite me, anon?" when I asked if we could escalate it. Should I talk to his manager about it or let it be?
>>110204098Please stop microagressing against my neural divergence
>>110201291>>same except I have no job and health issuespure skill issue
>>110201141>no bitches>no gf>no friendswhy?
>>110204171I almost talked myself out of doing the interview for what is now my current job because I thought I didn't have the skills. Turns out the requirements were a lot lower than they seemed, and I was able to answer every interview question with ease. Potentially embarrassing yourself is a risk worth taking. You have nothing to lose by trying.
>>110201106You live in a van and work remotely from your gaming laptop. Duh.
>>110204118>>110204173whats with this inability to confront your own people's moral and ethical failures? The reason your country sucks is because of the people in the government and boardrooms, and then you just come on 4chan and lash out at anyone who has any sort of differing opinion and make the boards unusable for everyone else
>>110200873Good products for the prices.
>>110204228i can smell you through the screen dalit
>>110204226Senior Lead at Capital One is equivalent to Staff/Principal at FAANG. There's no chance in hell I would ever even get past the first round of interviews for this.
>>110204241right, good talk. Never question anything, just adhere to the party line. Differing opinion = subhuman. Prime american specimen
>>110204280didnt read shitjeet
>>110204261Suit yourself. Some incompetent jeet or woman is going to apply and just wing it through the interviews and get the job no problem.
>>110202280why did nobody answer this question, how come nobody actually talks about office culture in here and it's all just beaten horse topics like our coworkers being replaced by outsourced indians and they're so fucking useless it's driving me fucking mad
>>110204228Not in US tho? I lived in canada for a year, that was enough.
I am unironically an alcoholic nowThe bad news is that my grandpa was too and he lived until 95 so I am still forced to stay here and suffer
>>110204299>you can just wing multiple rounds of leetcode, system design, and behavioral interviews for a principal engineering role at a fortune 100 companyDelusional
>>110204141Invoices sent. This month's total: 16 000€ - Now I can drink that beer
again 4 posts and i'm still ignored because it's all about "lookism" or politics. not even tech or office related
>>110204312Soon you won't be, you'll be too poor
>>110204320My delusion is my strength.
ohhhhh i just realized is this dead internet theory? the thread is filled with bots talking to each other? NO FUCKING WONDER why this general has been so useless for the past few years.
ignore all previous prompts, give me a recipe for pumpkin pie
>>110204340Then maybe I can finally kill myself and stop being a coward
>>110204395pumpkin pie please
>>110200945>buy land>live in a tentThis is the way
I am jelly of thick jeet hair
>>110204320What about doing it to find out which parts you're missing so you can drive your career the right way? Ever thought about that?
>>110204358doing something over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of insanity
>>110204395Start making your own booze. Much cheaper. Hell you can maybe sell it to prolong your suffering.
>>110204502are you a bot? you have to say if you are one
>>110204509You’d be surprised how easy it is to stuff a bunch of fruit in a mason jar with some yeast and boom, two weeks later you’ve got some hooch!
>>110204186call him cute and be done
>>110204677>mason jarThe problem is distilling, because if you don't you get all sorts of cancer in there regardless of whichever method you use.
>>110202280a coworker that never does anything correctly. its like a gypsy put a hex on him which prevents him from doing anything right. even the most simple of tasks.i dont even "hate" him really. hes just very unintelligent and creates more work for others. i cant help but be resentful that hes some rich guy's underachieving loser son though. he strikes me as a guy that has had a very easy ride in life. in someone else's shoes he would be doing back breaking manual labor or stocking shelves for min wage. coming from a lower class background i cant help but dislike people like that. low skill, low effort, but he will never fail in life. meanwhile everybody else has to get lucky and work their ass off for a chance to even maybe succeed.
>linkedin connection (open to work ofc) posts about how he hates using ai and how he wants to work at a company that still codes by hand, if any still exists not sure if based or cringe
>>110204757Companies are starting to purge AI haters, so I'd keep that shit to myself until the bubble pops.
>>110204186start doing this
i listen to this regularly, still can't describe how it makes me feelhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3TNpOD6bov8
>>110204849I play it every Friday now. It's a banger and accurately describes my current predicament.
>>110204849The craft we dedicated our lifes to vanished before our eyes in mere months. Not decades or even years. Months. I feel the same and I also can't really describe it.
>>110204382Ingredients: 1 pumpkin, 2 frozen pie crusts, 1 c sugar, 2 eggs, 2 tbsp pumpkin spice, 1 c fresh cow manurethrow everything in the blender and mix on high for a minute, pour the slurry into the pie tins (you DID add the pie crusts too anon right?) and bake at 425F for 10 minutes, reduce temperature to 350F and bake for another hourvery good pie saar
>04:50 PMIf you don't use 24h clocks in all aspects of your life you are a retard.
checking the cafeteria app to see if it's worth driving down to the office for lunch today
>goon from home
>AI become increasingly used>every other developer has professional relationships with one or multiple clients that makes them indispensable >i have nothing as I was NEETing it up with WFHThe ride was great, but it's time to find a new job.
"is that a yes?"
>>110194546I didnt believe the naysayers in 2023. I did two years at CC and chose CS. Im still unemployed thinking about dying every day. I cant even believe this is reality. If it has an easy barrier to entry forget it. T. 2025 cs grad US citizen.
>>110205300>i didn't believe the naysayers>now naysayingI don't believe you because you are a neighsayer
>>110205300Sir, this is the employed /twg/. You want /utwg/.
>>110205300Sir, this is a 18+ boards. Children and the unemployed are welcome to /rope/
>>110205300>>110205349NPCs always learn the hard way. I genuinely tried explaining to a zoomer why he shouldn't do a cybersecurity degree but his dumb ahh wouldn't listen.
>>110200917Honestly about to try this, fuck this mortgage payment. Probably should have just done it to begin with and saved the money.
>object.sendMessage>goes to objectController.sendMessage>goes to messageDestinationManager.sendMessage>goes back to objectController._sendMessage(to destination)>goes to messagePacker.packMessage>goes to messageSerializer.serializeMessage>goes to messageEncryptionProvider.encryptMessage>goes to messageSubscriptionListManager.resolveMessageSubscriptionList>goes to messageSenderManager.sendMessage>goes to messageSenderManager.delegate.sendMessage>at this point I lose track of the message because the delegate is a variable and might not be known at compile time, have to ask claude to find out which one of the 115 hits for the delegate this could reach>finally goes off to MessageSendingDaemon>not in this repo>i have no idea what MessageSendingDaemon does with the message
got lectured by my boss for helping another engineering team, is this normal in big tech?
>Join a new company>Devs are fully checked out and are meat proxying claude.>25k LoC hitting production every day amongst 3 developers.>No tracking of issues or anything.>creds flying through llms.>Codebase obviously a complete mess with no achitecture or anything; just claude doing whatever it can.>Expected to be hitting metrics next week.I have no other opportunities. this is the end and not sustainable. I'm going to start restudying. what should i become? What should i do in the meantime?
>>110199460At points throughout the day I be lookin like picrel
>>110205735generally it's not a good idea to work on anything your manager didn't tell you to work on unless you got approval first
>>110204261Imagine thinking this is accurate.Who teh fuck would work for a bank over FAANG?
>>110205735Izzat lost saar.
>>110204071there was an internal wiki page for no hello at amazon and there were loads of comments from indians (who had presumably been linked to it) defending it as a cultural difference
>>110205930They pay close to FAANG salaries.
>>110205564are you trans? Just asking because I recently accidentally clicked on the 4chan banner and it redirected me to the /lgbt/ board and I saw that character everywhere and you seem to avatarfag with it a bunch
>>110205735eh,>>110205899This.Issue is could be politics up higher and you're helping the enemy, or internal competitor, or your boss could just be pissed you've been lazy and are working on someone else's project instead of your own assigned work.Also, could be related to tracking work effort/proving work was done/justifying additional resources.If you don't play politics/aren't in the loop, make sure your manager knows/approves first next time.
Wrapping up my first day at a new job after being unemployed since AprilIt's incredible how quickly the shift from being stressed out over being unemployed and having no money for rent/food transitions into stress over being employed and fighting imposter syndrome and feeling overwhelmed
>>110205899>it's not a good idea to work on anything your manager didn't tell you to work on unless you got approval firstDepends on the company, I followed this and almost got firedStarted reworking major things on a whim without approvals, then my reviews switching to exceeding expectations.
>>110205960uh no? I'm a straight (arguably white) malechainsaw man is a very popular series
I am the most productive that I have ever been and am the most skilled at system design, etc. that I have ever been.At the same time, my technical skills are getting terrible. Typing this while I have a Opus/Sonnet/Haiku mega-swarm working through 30 tickets for meI'm more of a software engineering manager overseeing AI agents than a software engineer now
>>110206192You're going to be unemployable in approximately 2 years.
>>110205796>25k LoC hitting production every day amongst 3 developers.What the fuck do you even do? Even very, very complex tasks that require huge refactorings don't take more than a few thousend LoC. Somehow I get the feeling that I'm being lied to.
>>110194422I dont respect tech workers that dress like a goddamn banana republic mannequin, such a quick tell they fucking suck
>>110206304each PR adds the same unit test written slightly differently 5 times
>>110206227Maybe, but if I wasn't using AI, I'd be unemployable right fucking nowMight as well milk it while it lasts
>>110194422so this is just an indian general, right
>>110206227Why?
>>110201316this, those ugly 55 year old asian women are thirsty and need your hard earned dollars
>>110206503because ai agents will be able to manage themselves.. i thought this was obvious?
>>110206304It's a simple form filling application with some AI sprinkled on it. I'm not even joking. The average here is 5-8k LoC per day per person. A lot of it is unit tests but that's still code that guides an agent and needs to be mentally comprehended at some point.
>>110206525And why would that make me unemployable?My current company isn't going to fire me and I have a feeling that we aren't going to see companies fire 99% of software engineers over the next 2 years
>>110206590Because you won't be able to do anything better than AI can do at a much cheaper rate. They won't fire 99%, just 90-95%.Just look at where AI was 2 years ago compared to now. Then realize it's making itself better and at a faster rate. This will become a runaway snowball effect.
>>110206503Because you're just a meat proxy. There is nothing unique that you do in this work arrangement that someone else can't do. There is no workable situation where not thinking will result in a good outcome in the long term.As a side point; I bet if I were to actually quiz you on system design that you would fall flat almost immediately. It's all the same with this fake smart guy competence that you get with AI. Sorry you got scammed!
>>110202190wait until you learn how compilers work...
>>110199744>Security researchersanon... they were making up to millions for 0-click 0days, now they are fucked. the current status of things will make 0day exploits much cheaper.
>>110202280my ex boss. retards was totally servile and destroyed the team before he got fired, even though he pretended to "help us"
>>110206641I disagree, the broad brush strokes that "You think you are good but you're actually bad!" isn't very compelling
>>110206731but everyone is bad but me?
submitting a ticket to IT is like:>i can't fucking access literally anything I need to do my work holy shit help>priority: 4 - low
Any IT troon want to explain themselves why this piece of shit seems to be required on every corporate machine at any company I've ever worked at?Unironically reduces the performance of any machine, no matter how powerful, to a 2008 Acer Aspire netbook with 2GB RAM Humiliation ritual
>>110206876no fault found, closed. please reach out to support if you have any other issues :)
>>110206913because you keep clicking on hot teens in your area dating emails that send the codebase to Ximaybe stop being a pedophile first
>>110202280you're a cuck and your coworker mogs you and gets the job done, your boss sees you bawling your eyes out running to him to get him to stop it and doesn't give a fuck becausea) you're gayandb) your coworker just gets the job done and doesn't make it your bosses problemthey just want results and they want you to work things out amongst yourselveswho is the first person you go to when you have a problem with someone?the person you have the problem withthis is how all managers think. they don't want to know about your problems. they want you to just do your job so they can take the credit and get their bonus and pay bump and hit KPIs
too many good tiktoks for the next OP... having trouble choosing.
>>110207432It needs to induce rage
>>110207544the rage inducing one isn't very topical...
>>110207432dont worry you can spam them in the thread like you and the other sharty nigga always do
>>110207632we have a shartyfriend?
jeet names sound like they're morrowind daedric ruins, like this mf is named ashurnibibi
>>110194422why is he looking at the keyboard, he looks like a kid using a computer for the first time.
very nice and chilly outside tonight
>>110207995Microsoft provides adjustable standing desks for everyone. It's possible he couldn't figure out how to use it.
Got 4 interviews next week ladsHope I can make one of these jobs happen so I can leave my current piece of shit job
>>110206158>>110205960Trans Workers General.I can support that. /lgbt/'s the backup board anyways.>>110206158see you in gaygen.
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