"bake when the thread is dead, niggas" editionprevious >>110278204
>>110318212Moore's Law and Poo's Law. The two laws that perfectly explain the current state of tech.
saar? pleased to be fixing outlook?
>>110318212unemployed niggers are too lazy to even bump their own thread lmaothen these retards wonder why they don't get hired... useless fucks.
>>110318212> sitting in the train> overhear a women arguing with her friend>> I can't work anymore I really can't take it>> I have been in home office for 5 years I will not go to office> then she starts cryingno wonder this European shithole is going down the drain.
>copilot, fix outlook, make no mistakes
>>110318366Applying the learnings needfully seer
"bless" your eyes with this one: >>>/r9k/85949244
>>110319004hmh i like being a neet though. anything else and i would be fucked if things don’t go smoothly. its hard to beat the security of neets. the divvies or neetbux come on time but work is really hard to find really hard to do as you have schedules and pretty hard to keep too in these times. theres just no incentive for someone like me to throw away everything for the uncertainty and stress of wagies
>>110318212How can a HR woman decide if I am a good C++ developer or not? They have no clue about systems thinking, maintainability, software security issues, etc.
>>110318212That's a really sexy schnozz
>>110322525I don't care hathaway is a cutie
>How much do you want to get payed>Sorry you asked for too much>Would you like to write a begging email to admit you are a low tier bitch offering his ass for penniesI guess
>>110322525It's very simple.Give her the ick?She'll trash your application.
>>110322525Blaming HR women is dumb they don't have power they just do what they're told.Ultimately it's a demand problem. We are no longer in demand, we have no leverage. In the past they had to interview whoever they could get and gee this guy seems like he could learn out stuff we'll hire him, now they want an exact stack match and polished communication and he is willing to say driving passion in life is whatever this stupid company and and and and.Personally I would like to just be able to go to the job office take an IQ test and uh okay anon here are the jobs you can be trained for I guess you're going to be a level three technician at the turbine factory now.
>>110318212>>ADULT FEMALE DAYCARE>>WHITE MALE WAGES HAVE STAGNATED FOR THE PAST 40 YEARSit's time to stop contributing to society, we need to accelerate the collapse by extricating ourselves
>>110322714Lol that whore thinks that she is the queen of England or something like that. What a stupid bitch!
>>110322783Dude you lived in a cave in the last 20 years far from civilization.
>>110323138Let's say this is reality at every single company you will interview with. Choosing to not believe it just justifies not even bothering to try.Push the boulder, anon, even in the face of absurdity.
>>110322783yet such logic didn’t work for the nazi guards. its like nothing was learned from that and people still keep parroting the worn old im just doing my job statement to not feel guilt from their harmful and evil actions
>>110322525She doesn't need to, this was requested either from further up or by your direct manager. How can you be this fucking clueless?
>>110318356>>110318366>>110319004>>110319846I don't care about these threads or your posts because I'm not in technology. However, I am gracing your thread because of the OP picture. Consider yourselves fortunate.The woman looks weird and uncanny and since you are wagies without ball knowledge, most are oblivious as to why. Look at the teeth >>110318212. Most Invisalign and Smile Direct dentists offer shaving following treatment. The tooth tips are ground down with a drill. The whitening makes the blemish more apparent. The only fix is to get veneers that match the original size of the tooth. Men with shaved teeth look even more odd. Devilish and dishonest. If you have this, spend the money to get it fixed. I do not want to see it. It is somewhat ironic, folks fixed misalignment and stained teeth only to be BTFOd by a dentist in a few minutes delivering something that offset all the benefits to make you look even worse.
>>110318212She's got some big ol' HPV on her right cheek from sucking off the c-suite chad there
>>110318212If only you knew how bad things really are
>>110322537it isn't, but she certainly thinks so because she keeps maneuvering to show her profile
>>110318212I have an inexplicable desire to apply for lots of jobs now
>>110322714>I wouldn't hire the most talented person in the world if they asked to be treated with a modicrum of respectwho the fuck does she think she is? who the fuck allowed a person this entitled to perform eugenics? dumb cunt is selecting for submission, she should be charged with crimes against humanity.
>>110322021Wadafak
>>110322525It’s vibes, microexpressions, smells, astrology.
>>110318212i have a second interview for a jr technical support jobhope i get it ive been unemployed 1 year
>>110327408lol been unemployed for 2 yrs now. Last job I had was Desktop Support, and I can't even get another job like it, now.
why even bother
jesus christ
>Microsoft not working>Airplanes getting grounded>possible power outagesACCELERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
>>110322525They don't make the decision to fire you. Your coworkers and manager do. They just have to deal with making sure your sperg ass leaves and get all the paperwork filed.Also never take an exit interview. If they offer one they think you have grounds to sue them and are looking for dirt to quash any potential lawsuit.
CS grad one internship good university but mid grades realistically what should I even do. Everything is poo I do IT installs and bar back, heavily suicidal.
>>110328237it would be hilarious if all of this started because of the NVIDIA scandal.The Microsoft Outlook thing was them trying to cover up their tracks by deleting emails and that cascaded into the Airplane shit
>>110328605how many leetcode problems have you solved
>>110328605kek. it's over
>400 applicants in one datwhy bother
>>1103286894
Just be a furfag and you get a free job ?
>>110329180so then what are you doing with your CS degree? you should have solved 400 before graduating
>thank you for your interest in this role unfortunately you aren't a good enough goyim and we've decided to pass>repeat 400x>die homeless
https://leetcode.com/problems/minimum-positive-sum-subarray
>>110329539>so then what are you doing with your CS degree? you should have solved 400 before graduatingThey havent really come up on any interview I've had ever, furthermore leetcodes seem to only have sophomore level work or data structures on the med/hard ones anyway. I think this is bait so I'm going to ignore you.
>>110329814except its not bait and leetcode got me my $200k/yr+ job
>>110329858Some sort of indian or israili plant, send pay stub or gtfo
>>110329908very tempted, but you'll just have to believe that my last ach was $4,212.80 after taxes :)
>>110329918larping a real job is actually pretty funny
>>110329918why are u even in this thread everyday dude get a life?
>Hi we're going to pay you $100k+ a year, give you full benefits, have a generous PTO and remote work policy, and in exchange we expect you to be competent and push out high quality updates to our infrastructure. If anything goes wrong it could cost the company tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars per hour. Oh and we'll have to invest tons of time, effort, and money during your onboarding months, during which you'll be completely unproductive and a net drain on all of your coworkers, until you understand the system.>So, for our first interview, can you reverse a linked list?>N-NOOOOOO THIS IS FOR FUCKING INDIANS WHY CAN'T I JUST TALK ABOUT MY WORK EXPERIENCE AND THE CRUD APP I MADE BACK IN COLLEGE 8 YEARS AGO N-NOOOOOO I DESERVE THIS JOB WITHOUT HAVING TO PROVE I CAN WRITE A FOR LOOP NOOOOOO FUCKING JEETS AND JEETCODE!!!!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW CLAUDE CAN ONE SHOT THIS??? FUCKING LUDDITES
