>inb4 that goddamn car wash video where nothing happens
>>29416451what did he do to deserve that?
>>29416475judging by the younger attire and a head full of hair and the guy kicking him half bald probably a daughter involved.
>>29416357ngl this one made me do the "react to an accident" noise
>>29416494same here you know its coming but not quite like that
>>29416449any Germans tell me his accent?
>>29416516Franconian - "Fränkisch"
anybody got the video of NC bus stabbing?
>>29416493please tell me this is a prank
>>29416449Thats what söylent centric diets do to you. A young man in his physical prime cant rip a bag from a walking skeleton's arms. This is what sets you on the path to becoming a troonypedo
>>29416637Im sure no one is set on that path. Desperation with a tiny dose left of integrity is what causes this.
>>29416608If you notice they didnt need to parallel park at all their car was as wide as the white truck. Unfortunately people who have this kind of mind are allowed to drive and probably frequently misuse handicap parking spots.
>>29416460>he missed it, too
We can do without that Vietnamese crap. Its gore not rekt. and at this point its spam across this site.
Out of all the shit that I've been around to see on the internet... the Vietnamese decapitation vid has brought out a lot of butthurt comments when it's posted. Exactly what specifically does that video trigger in people? Say, versus, a 4k ultra slow-mo ISIS decapitation video? Or a cartel member trying his hand at dentistry on an opposition cartel member.
>>29416516>>29416532>kuck dir dat an>dat is jetz Mosbach Jungs>jetz pass uffIt's not Franconian (technically "East Franconian"), 100% sure.Idk if the narrator himself is from the region of the incident. Could be, not sure. General direction fits. >Mosbach in Baden-Württemberg: https://www.rnz.de/region/regionalticker/polizeiberichte_artikel,-Polizeibericht-_arid,1538613.html>Accent in this region (no English wikipedia version):https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurpf%C3%A4lzische_Dialekte
>>29416788Its been spread about here on 4chan in almost every rekt thread for several weeks. And its just a snippet of what the whole story is, and it doesnt really belong on rekt threads, a link to the full several different different videos on /b/ is more appropriate, there was a lot more to it than that clip that keps getting downloaded and reposted
>>29416788The guy wanted it to happen, they rehearsed it even and he was eaten afterwards. The clip that keeps circulating is basically cattle being butchered at a high state of euphoria so the meat maybe tastes better. Its not rekt, its hardly gore, it's akin to a /dark/ board
>>29416661Giwtwm
>>29416788>>29416661This one hits different, wonder what the dude was thinking. What was going through his mind. Final thoughts, regret? "Like wow I'm retarded and this was a dumb idea I want to live!"Visceral pain would feel like what? Wouldn't any sexual pleasure be ruined by immense pain/nervous system overload? Did he think he'd keep experiencing sexual pleasure? I wouldn't think its possible with severed nerves. I thought I've seen everything but the fact someone actually went through with a guro fantasy IRL raises a ton of questions, unique among any other vids out there. Cartels/terrorists are one thing but this one genuinely shook me, esp the postmortem ejaculation.
>>29416661>>29417002story? i've seen this posted 10 times now, never saw an explanation.
>>29417002>>29417014
>>29417014Murder/cannibalism fetishist. He volunteered to do it and it was released on a private Telegram group
>>29417014He had a fetish for decapitation/guro genre. In the fantasy scenarios the characters are decapitated at climax, in this imaginary scenario the characters don't portray pain but rather pleasure. I think the myth is tied to auto erotic asphyxiation, but that's pleasure through hypoxia, decapitation is instant bloodpressure drop in reality. There's a guro manga out there called "applicant for death" where a character is decapitated during climax and "keeps cumming" and remains conscious for a while/kept alive (retarded erotic fantasy logic). He wanted to see what it was like IRL and actually committed to it, searching for it for years and posting on forums/chats sharing his decapitation fetish. Realistically though, his physical reaction is of terror and pain, very retarded move lmfao. Also there's some murderer out there good with a butcher knife who keeps hackin and wackin and smackin
>>29416360and the one who caused it ran awayI hate that guy so much
>>29416637you made a whole story in your mind for a 20 second video lol
>>29417057thanks im (unfortunately) familiar with all of that, didn't know there were telegram groups for cannibalism.kekeroni pepperoni
>>29417070What a jerk!
>>29417044Solid advice cunt
>>29416485nah it's his dad. typical asian tough love.
>>29417134When the world is a cunt life is your oyster....cunt
>>29417103Do cars in China not come with brake pedals?
>>29417165
HE'S A MANIAC, DON'T DO NOTHIN BUT HACK!
>>29416516It's HITLER!
>>29417057that ending got me, thanks anon
>>29416579when someone finally did something, they did the worst response possible to a grease firedoes this count as the zoomer stare?
Good job you did someone elses lazy ass job for them.
>>29416989looks like they trained that AI on Rocket League
>>29416517He pee his pants?
>>29417273No zoomers are probably more inclined to know what to do. This is the retarded stare and is included in that 00.01% chance of retard.
>>29417103Roll the fucking window down, chang
>>29417017wtf is happening here
>>29417017Back when I was 19 I did a bucket like that. But at the time I hadn't smoked weed for almost a year.It was hilarious. I couldn't walk and ended up sleeping for 21 hours. If you ever do a bucket, plan ahead. (Like salvia)
>>29417103he shouldnt have been talking to his underage AI chatbot while he was driving
>>29417299the battery stopped working once it was submerged. youll notice he tried opening the sunroof too
>>29417306go back to studying for your test tomorrow wtf?
>>29416661Literally final fantasy
>>29416475Crossed paths with a spawn of Satan ginger
>>29417330Coocoocachoo
>>29417316Yeah he attempted way too late, the very first thing you should do if your end up in a situation like this is roll the window down and climb out, assuming you're not so fucking fat and unathletic that you can't even manage that. Also once the car is fully submerged, the pressure has equalized and you can actually open your doors without much of a problem rather than it being stuck like in the beginning of the video. If it's your last resort then you can still get out but you need to not be a complete retard, but it just so happens that complete retards are the only people that get stuck in these situations in the first place.
>>29417107That’s why you carry two
>>29417087You got groomed by pedophiles on discord and cut your dick off lol
>>29417017This is who tells you on facebook that weed isnt addictive btw. The only variation is how greasy/obese the individual is
>>29416365Waste of good genes.
>>29417103The video cuts at 0:02 and the passenger window appears to go from open to closed. Also what kind of camera POV is this? I've never seen a dashcam mounted there. Weird tragedy to fake for views.
>>29417495>Are you thinking what I'm thinking?>Aim for the bushes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Se9EdRdL6M
yo homie, that my briefcase?
>>29417559Did he survive?
>>29416661>>29417014chinese are trying to harvest adrenochrome like the Jews do to little children
>>29417559Oh geez, Rick
>>29417558Luckily, jeet skulls are mostly empty space. He went on to make a full recovery
>>29417569Yes, no injuries. Drowning was my concern.
>>29416360please tell me they got the minisuv guy
>>29416661>fags are getting the hibbijibbies over thisthis is kindergarten grade stuff compared to funkytown
>>29417316>his car needs electricity to roll the window downthis where you know you bought a shit car.
>>29416637Why are you bringing up trannies? No one was talking about trannies, there were no trannies in the video, the only existence of trannies is apparently your desire to hamfistedly shove them into this conversation. Keep your closeted tranny fascination to yourself, weirdo.
>>29416365It's always a shame when a pretty young woman dies.
>>29417299bad advice, retard. it's better to keep it rolled up and shatter it once the vehicle is mostly submerged.
>>29416788Still haven’t seen any proof that it’s real.
>>29416788It's probably due to the high population of bug people, naturally, because there are millions of them, they're going to whine and cry the loudest.
>>29417103this isn't a real drowning, it's some kind of PSA
>>29416989Is this real?
>>29416449nice grip granny.
>>29416493literally me.
>>29417606he also mentioned onions and pedo. but you seem to be particularly engrossed by the tranny part.
>>29417797yeah dude
>>29417840Because that was the conclusion of his argument, retard. He brought up the other stuff to make the point of the last thing he said. "Engross" these fat nuts, bitch.
>>29416661Is this considered snuff, are the cops looking into this?
>>29416973>it's hardly goreHuh
>>29417292No someone else peed his pants.
>>29417920It was part of a package of videos being sold on Telegram, and the person getting killed was a willing participant, which would make it the first genuine snuff film.
>>29417370Rent free
>>29416360why didn't the truck driver just break?
>>29416475Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
>>29417377I gotta say, out of weed, alcohol, and cigarettes, weed was the easiest habit to kick
>>29416475Posted tranny degeneracy on /gif/ (not enough punishment)
>>29416365>Were you looking both ways Neo? >Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
>>29417017Whites > other races >>>>> negroids > drug addicts
>>29417495Almost 4 seconds of airtime very nice and aerodynamic.
>>29416661>>29416788>>29416973>>29417002I've seen a lot of stuff though all the years I wasted on this site but this is about the first time I'm actually concerned, what in the fuck was that shit?
>>29417573Room temperature IQ before and after head trauma
>>29416683its the best rekt video of the year. maybe even the decade
>>29417613Why the fuck would you wait for it to be mostly submerged and then break the window? You can just casually roll it down and get out before the cabin even gets any water in it, unless you're a fat americuck.
>>29418042All homos are mentally ill, no big surprise
>>29418016Kek
>>29417367That's why you don't carry in your back fucking pocket like a dipshit.
>>29416637It's a muslim, they're all dysgenic trash.
>>29417343 Thank god he they saved the table.
>>29418074wait what are those cops doing saving someone's life? They should be mag dumping mentally ill people in their homes. They have their priorities all wrong.
>>29417296Do they? Really?
>>29417292Nerve gas leakage
I love spics
>>29417980Good morning saar
>>29417273Yes, but this is also just how retarded a lot of fast food workers are
>>29417296>zoomers are probably more inclined to know what to doyou're not fooling anyone, zoomshit
>>29417983The truck driver was braking, he was probably fully loaded and it takes quite a bit of time and distance to come to a stop, it’s not instant like a car
>>29417057>Butcher Pete gonna steal your meat
>>29417350>Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far
>>29418139>>29418145I really, really hope that all the people that are in this video were all killed at some point.
>>29417166Good thing niggers are good swimmers... right?
>>29417271Even the microniggas
>>29418219What's the story on this? Is there anymore footage of this event? Shit's crazy.
>>29416360look closely on the fine details this is fucking AI
>>29418260I was expecting the old car airbag under the seat prank
>>29418260he must have really wanted to die.most failed suicide attempts end with the person immediately regretting their decision, like the ones who survive jumping off a bridge
>>29417306Its a gravity bong and they will fuck your world up.
>>29418179silly bus, you're not supposed to take the stairs!
>>29417107Dystopia.
>>29418328Are you fucking retarded? Look closely, it’s real you low iq idiot
>>29416517Not wearing a god damn seatbelt either.
>>29416360typical pickup truck driver behavior
>>29417107Never keep anything in a back pocket when nigs are around.
>>29417562Fucking kek.
>>29416365idiot
>>29416722quality
>>29416661wtf this isn't AI?
>>29418178>beat a drunk guy with your big stick while he's laying unarmed face down on the ground; you will go to prison
>>29416722love that song
>>29417166How will the medical industry ever recover?
>>29417306first is a bucket bong, second is a lung, not sure what the third one was
>>29417107as soon as a nigger steals something he thinks it's his. He legit thought that white guy was trying to steal his gun
>>29417087Stfu and enjoy the gore you stupid tranny stop ruining my fav threads
>>29418558Fucking dumbass lol
>>29416449fuckin retard. get a job
>>29417156How do they have any ribs left
>>29417503like he gives a fuck
>>29416360He should just ram that fucker over
>>29417584legit self defense there
>>29418300there are big protests now, cops killed a doordash driver or something so now doordash guys are going nuts
>>29416449this is what DEATH GRIPS named their band after
>>29418328I thought you were retarded, but you are right. The dust/smoke expands in a jerky motion and not fluently
>>29416579>guy: O.O>other guy: O.O>both guys: O.O
>>29418670also oversized signs in the wrong place floating in the air
>>29416659I allmost missed the guy getting crushed under the car.
>>29418581its a leaked real vid
>>29417983>>29418155No safety checks. Shit smoothed out breaks more likely.
>>29416722Rekt of the century
>>29417350I wonder if he ever talked shit again
>>29416659>>29418702Juggernaut ritual.
>>29416722>the wood spirit after burning my house down with my sleeping family inside
>>29417107tf timmy gon do?
>>29417343>same boomers will scream at you if you dont follow weapons safety regulationsI hope he died and every went to prison for life.
>>29418035gah damn
>>29418583That's philly, he didn't go nowhere
>>29417107Dumbass wigger, move to the suburbs
>>29418179Schienenersatzverkehr.jpg
>>29418558Thirdholistan machine: actually works with the door open.
>>29418260>not immediately shooting himself againwhat a pussy
>>29418571Large herbivores WILL fuck you up if you piss them off.
>>29418179Slavs.webm
>>29416788I can’t speak for other anons about being butthurt. I’m not shocked but I have to say it’s one hell of a clean cut and setup. Maybe it’s that that makes it more “eerie” than a cartel video.
>>29418207Nanaca crash takes me back lmao
>>29418214Guy driving way to fast
>>29418681i bet camping was fun after that
>>29418704has that AI feel of one scene suddenly being interrupted by something outlandish
>>29418160Honestly can't tell which cars all those bodies are flying out of. Must not have had seatbelts on cause they're getting tossed like a moped crash.
>>29417547You are onto something,This whole thing is not real accident. It looks pretty real.
>>29418798>has that AI feelno it doesn't you brainfried zoomer
>>29417563>yoCold blooded.Is this considered self defense ?
>>29416517why are burger trucks so shit?
>>29418786yeah, measly 64km/h were the problem...
>>29418774Especially a camel, like why fucking punch it as your first move of action? They're known for being aggressive and are combative animals that are also 3 times bigger than you.
>>29418632Should have ducked.
>>29416449never relax around bla... nevermind
>>29418670it's a small compressed video upscaled using AI, so youre both retarded
>>29417103pee wee herman cant escape car
>>29418694Calling his shift supervisor to say he'll be 5 minutes late. Of course he'll be docked today's wages
>>29416661>>29416788wait this is an actual video kek. i saw this clip for weeks and dismissed it as AI because of how much blood was coming out and didnt bother to watch the rest
>>29418074i was expecting the cops to mag dump him
>>29416360ai shit
>>29418594haha, everyone saw his small wiener
>>29416544Also looking for that one.
>>29417606>arachnophobic huh? You must really want to fuck spiders
>>29417606lmao go fuck yourself, you will never be a womanor a guyaxe wound zipper tits
>>29416579Is there something they could do other than turning the fryer's heat off? Any lid big enough to cover it?
>>29417377ok boomer
>>29416579I'm sure that grease fire was going to put itself out.
>>29418587Don't forget about engineering.
>>29418947They should have an ABC fire extinguisher close to those fryers. That would have put it out. They should have been trained on how to use it and what to do about an oil fire. AND they should have been specifically trained on what NOT to do....like pour mother fucking water on it. It's the first thing they teach you before they let you start working in a fast food restaurant. Well...second, sanitation is first but safety and specifically fire safety comes close after. WFT is wrong with this generation?
>>29418998Is this the only time when jeet drivers did something good for a change?
>>29418718Count Dankula fan?
>>29416451
>>29418300>>29418658That's half of the story, imagine if you made 300 dollars a month, and congress decided that the cost of living is too high, so they gave themselves a 3k monthly raise. Then protests exploded, and a military vehicle ran through one of those, killing a random delivery guy who wasn't even protesting, just trying to earn a living in the shithole the government created. Now you have BLM level protests, but rather than burning your neighbor, they are looting and burning politicians houses screaming "Bought with the people's money" and stuff like that. PS: Indonesia tried to ban the One Piece pirate flag because it kinda became a symbol/meme about resistance.
>>29418219Get some piggerKEK
>>29418248That's fucking awful.
>>29418155Then he shouldn't have driven at such a speed on a curved road.
>>29419051when i was a kid a girl i knew was killed like this sunbathing by the pool. Some asshole jumped from the 20th story and landed on her and killed them both.
>>29416661I seriously thought this was AI. I think it's not. Dude was jerking off while getting decapitated. Holy shit, now that's what I call degeneracy. Vol. 2.,
>>29417599Funkytown wasn't that bad. He got his face peeled off, but there's something extra weird about someone asking for this. It's on the level of bug chasing.
>>29418751literally wrong on both accounts
>>29417070nature is so beautiful
>>29416661100% fake you guys are so fuckin stupid. it's unreal man, all the movies that come out now that have fake blood and shit are conditioning people to think stuff like this is real. No real human reactions in the video, no real blood flow or anything. 1000% obvious AI. are you all from south america and india?pic related another REAL snuff film !
>>29417112holy shit the front fell off
>>29419182retard alert
>>29418595lmao
>>29416973>Its not rekt, its hardly gore>man having his head cut off with a cleaver, right in front of the cameraI don't even know anymore. I expect to see people just say retarded shit here, but this is just straight up 70iq shit. When the principal pointed out where Forrest Gumps IQ was on the chart to his mother, your IQ was actually just below that on the chart.
>>29416365Dat ass tho
>>29417044This is just untrue though, water isn't all the same. That 50 cent water is some Detroit tap water bullshit
>>29417181>we should definitely create a "vehicle" that has no method of steering, barely any control, that takes us way up in the sky, and let's make sure every part of it is flammable. And then we'll power it with fire.
>>29418670That's typically an artifact of compression. Shit source upscaled possibly. Doesn't look like an AI generated video to me.
>>29416493Wtf.
>>29418191This is a really good one. The big whoomp of the explosion. The way the fella in the green top sort of minces away from the dust in a camp fashion. Then the sooty faced survivors sprinting. It's pure cinema.
>>29419228imagine getting this easily baited.
>>29418999You can see the fire extinguisher in the video you autistic moron, they probably did a five minute elearning on an ipad join the real fucking world. They're american, therefore retarded. They cannot be trained.
>>29418219Hopefully the near future of anglo cops.
>>29418897Don't be disingenuous, we've all seen the crime rates, all niggers must fucking hang!
>>29417107>Wearing jeans>Doesnt keep it in his waistband
>>29416493Ok I'm mad now
>>29418513What the actual fuck lmao
>>29419055Video is sped up. Even at 30kmph, fully loaded truck takes long time to stop
>>29416948>>29416973Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>29416360>causes traffick accident>still gets ahead of everyonebased as fuck. That might be me actually.
>>29416659That head grind is intense...the stops and skids make it about as bad as the bus head crush vids. The carefree screaming and yipping are a plus
>>29416460>where nothing happensAre you retarded?
>>29418575I counted 6 dead people if you include the backhoe operator.
>>29418686That's a child.
