U 'havin a giggle rekt thread m8'sNerve Gas Edition
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self rekt
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an oldie, but an oldie.
>>29465735Always thought this one was staged, he has the red stuff in his mouth and spits it out
>>29465735bike rekt okay?
>>29466116Does a great scorpion.
>>29466139indeed! Always great for a laugh.I have an entire folder of bike rekt but I'm high as shit and doing laundry atm so I may not be able to post everything.
>>29466164same
>>29466289apologies that was not the correct webm
>>29466139No matter how good you are at riding, the roads were never meant for these speeds. One loose patch and you are dead. at these speeds there is zero reaction time.
>>29465839would
I fucking hate folding laundry
I can't find the one I want to show you guys, it's a good sensible chuckle
here it isI forgot I used my porn rating system on it
>>29466321these are adrenaline junkies, it's true though regular roads are barely safe for their intended speeds as they are
>>29466589I get the adrenaline thing, I'm a fucking monster in my civic. I'm too confident of my driving.I need to fucking reel it in but I love how it makes me fucking feel, flying in the open space singing my fucking soul out
>>29465978Why are there many videos of dudes in sonic costumes doing weird and stupid shit?
>>29466708fake and gay
>>29466708
>>29466763they want to be way past cool I guessI had a Sonic plushie when I was like 12 (I know) but I never went full Chris chan and I am thankful for that.
>>29466812Why is Toro Rosso yellow?
>>29466576Fake news, it's the same noise repeated.
>>29466863Fake, the AI forgot to draw the two guys
>>29466818wtf even people 10 meters away get hit by lighting strikes ?
>>29465751woah
>>29466899the electricity radiates circularly through the ground, if you're mid-stride when the shock happens, it will go up one leg, potentially to the heart and back down the other leg. that's why when you are stuck near a downed powerline they tell you to stand still or stay in a vehicle, or to hop away with your feet together if you absolutely need to leave.
>>29465960lol
>>29466908damn, what about just dragging your feet or going on all fours ?
>>29466051It's real. I've seen the longer video.
>>29466838Looks fake. The person just disappears.
>>29466929the difference in voltage across difference distances is what kills you, dragging your feet and shimming might help a bit, being on all fours would be even worse. having one contact makes your body less likely to complete the circuit.
>>29466965A bunch of those ones with nearly no sound till an explosion happens is fake.
>>29465735what the hell ruptured to bring blood out like that? his stomach?
>>29466992probably an aortic dissection, basically a major blood vessel ruptured into the esophagus. No symptoms till it right before it happens, and treatment if you aren't in a hospital in 5 minutes is usually impossible (you bleed to death too fast, sometimes while choking on said blood)It can be caused by sudden sharp spikes in blood pressure. remember to go to your doctor if you ever get a persistent chest/throat/stomach pain out of the blue that feels like tearing.
>>29466768lol stay mad russonigger he deserved it
>>29466837RIP Big Slime
>>29465773Honorary indian
>>29466139Didnt quite hit 300kph. He did hit the guardrail though. Better luck in your next life.
>>29466828Why are they having so much fun?
>>29466573I wonder if the people who defend criminal human rights have ever watched one of those
>>29466741Electric shock or ...?
>>29466876mmmm voltage
>>29467329samsara fag detected
>>29466992stomach and intestines and any "empty" organs just popped like balloons, blood gets in where it shouldn't like the stomach and it bursts out through the esophagusThe guy basically popped like a water balloon.
>>29465735Did his stomach burst?
>>29467545nerve gas, I'm afraid. It comes for all of us in time.
>>29467568I have an unaccredited associates degree in nerve gas from itt tech, and I can confirm this
>>29467585thaml you for your serviceI'd shake your hand if I could.
high-five gone wrong
>>29465748I'm pretty sure this was part of the Introduction to Interrogation module in the CIA school of torture for latin american dictators
>>29467638natural followup to this is ibelieveicanfly.webm if anyone has it
>>29467649I have this, it always gets a giggle out of me
>>294668181 guy struck9 went for the dive and crySoccer will never recover
>>29466383sweet jesus
>>29467443mustard gas
>>29467369People laugh in scary situations. Why do you need basic human behaviors explained to you?
>>29465735The craziest part of that video is the plastic stools holding up to that weight and impact.
>>29466534>someone call an ambulanceIf only someone had a phone...
>>29466812It ain't over til it's OVER!
>>29467256based
>>29466861why did he have that sign ready?
Anyone have the video of the Delta State student hung from a tree in Cleveland, MS? There’s currently a hot debate on whether or not he had broken limbs when he was found. I can’t find it anywhere.
>>29466071jesus this one is crazy, and that's like a half-life gore sound effect
>>29467638Hilarious that him swearing was censored, but his groans of death are a-okay.
>>29467391How long can you survive like that, anyway? I've never seen a person without a pelvis down, I just realized. Like a living one. I'm always shocked to see these vids where someone's limbs go missing and there's surprising little bloodshed.
>>29467135>it’s real to me!dimwit
>>29467632I've been a high school teacher and this is hilarious to me. Now granted, I was teaching at upper class schools in Asia, so I never saw any shit like this. But the whole social dynamics are so different from a student or a teacher's perspective. Even though I never had any students be rude with me, obviously you have deliquents that think they're being real slick by skipping class or being late. We don't care. You just tick a box and if some numbers fall over/under certain expectations, they fail. Then we go home and drink beer with our buddies.Off-topic rambling, I know.
>>29467638Now I've never jumped down a 20 meter cliff onto rocks, but something tells me this had to have hurt.
>>29467443nerve gas
>>29466859when and where was this shit?