no cringe or fligu or the guy eating his own shit please for the love of god just a normal wholesome ylyl like the old days
>>29518137whoops wrong file
>>29518193holy shit what a faggot >>29518196kek>>29518201>i don't like nigger>that was a very small child kek
>>29518223NO NIGGER ZONE
Pathetic.
>>29518282Tomato soup comes from Spain, by the way.
>>29518282>white people heckin suck 2013 called
>>29518210my QUEEN
>>29518210Fun fact: she "transitioned" and now has a fake dick
>>29518398i was expecting gay sex
>>29518392how could a mommy abandon her own sons? one thing i'd like to know is if she's coming back, because i can't stand to see one more sunset
>>29518409Completely soulless attempt.
>>29518209oiyest of veys...
>>29518702
>>29518864Why are British people so fucking fat?
>>29518191loud screamer faggot
>>29518196Good lord kek
>>29518193should have just chuckled and said okay cunt then ignored her for the scum she is
>>29518376>Him having to jam his thumb in his neck hole to make it to a hospital 25min away so he didn't bleed out in secondsIt's a miracle he's alive.
>>29518327no fucking way....
>>29518232Best gif in thread.
>>29518243KWAB
>>29518307LMAO
>>29518392tim and eric was never, ever funny.
>>29518334LOL
>>29518376Nothing funny about that. But this man needs to be judged for his crimes against the tablekind.
>>29519034The tiktok handle is right there, you can check yourself and see that they just made it up lol
>>29518282No grilled cheese? Failure
>>29518327All the better to mount me with.
>>29519080Shit taste. Edgelord. Eternal cringe. Forever stuck in junior high in 2006.
>>29518702Mad little white boy can't take a joke.
Looking for the video of the guy cumming on a picture of emma watson and loudly moaning her name
>>29518392Who actually likes this garbage?
>>29518457To be far you are always expecting gay sex tho.
>>29518273clearly too stupid to actually read capital
>>29518193Way less about age and getting no pussy, way more about looking like a dyke and ordering a vanilla latte at Starbies
>>29518373It's such a perfect storm for that fat fuck, it's as if God was giving him a direct warning that day: "get in better shape or your gluttony will be your undoing"Hopefully he took that advice
>>29520006That's an old pic from rotten.com.
>>29518209Who is that prick that proved the audience member correct?
>>29518193Have you tried not being ugly as sin and a redditor
Checking one of these threads out after months, probably over a year. The quality seems to be even worse than I remember, see you niggers never
>>29519043"you know what, you are a sick man" in that tone, like a protagonist responding to a villain after they explained their masterplan.Gets me every time .
>>29520006oh my lord. LOL
>>29518243so not worth it.
>>29518171You mad man...lost
>>29518320No she didn't you fucking retard she's a model in New York.
>>29518171this is the most autistic thing i have seen in a week, congratulations
>>29518370Wut
>>29518978Copied America
>>29519366They were funny when i was 13
>>29518171Comedy GOLD, don’t let ANYONE tell you otherwise.
>>29518193literally skull issue
>>29518193This guy still thinks just being nice to girls will get you pussy. Mfs face is just unattractive, that's it. Aside from that he is so dense, he doesn't even register the obvious rejection when she said "cool" and still tries to jestermaxx at the counter, thinking he will eventually just activate a random verbal cheatcode to make her fall in love with him, when he simply has a below average face. He even calls her beautifull at the beginning, so she clearly was out of his league. Most guys are just so unaware how much looks determine how woman will treat you.
>>29518147WHY CALL YOURSELF A NIGGA
>>29518376>using redneck reloaded .50 roundsdumb nigger deserved it
>>29520410Hilarious. I assume it was a prank?
>>29518193>woman g checks you>burst into spaghetti "Im too busy to date you, relax lol. Youd look better in a *generic shitty emo band* shirt"Just g check them back. Drip confidence. Source: ive been in the same room at someone else who met a woman once.
>>29518370>chunk of ice stuck in groove around engine nozzleIs this a Jewish conspiracy im seeing?
>>29519378the meatball one was the original, retard. stay brown and mad
>>29518232>dynasty warriors 3 Zhang Jiaoalways puts a smile on my face
>>29521455What you saying is probably true in his scenario. If she really was objectively beautiful than that means this is normal occurrence for her, she gets probably approached a lot and she thinks highly of herself in that regard. The tones he used when describing her responses, tells you she swiped him left irl with that one word monotone "cool" acknowledgement of his presence. Even that was pushing her limit. So when the swiped dude/photograph stubbornly comes back onto your screen after you swiped it, for her it's like "How dare you!"
>>29521578Prank to the death, that critter is sucking out his vital juices and organs through his leg.
>>29521602You are funny guy, wanna date ?
>>29518209Hey, your people are successful in this field >GET OUT, GET THE FUCK OUTYou'd think being gods chosen people would come with thicker skin.
>>29522052Exactly. From an attractive woman perspective it probably is somewhat mentally exhausting having to put up with these clueless guys all the time, thinking they have a shot with her and always having to come up with a nice sounding rejection in order to not make them feel bad. So at some point she just thinks "fuck it" and just starts to be rude immediately.Not saying it absolutely is like that, just sounds the most logical.
>>29518193have these faggots ever considered saying something retarded and gay WITHOUT recording it and putting it on the internet?
>>29518193this faggot would eve get amog'd by bagel manlet
>>29519929I read it and it's retarded
>>29518171
>>29522378>...or my bossKEEEK anglos never fail to deliver
>>29522378Bagel dude is based rager
>>29522409why you do this ? lol
>>29522422I am not sure what you mean by anglos, bagel man sounds American Italian to me..right ? Someone correct me.
>>29518327>>29519034Quite the opposite.
>>29520006No deal.
>>29522075Only if you peg. Whoever fucks harder doesnt have to do the dishes.
>>29518137Anyone have more of these?
>>29522644my god why anonious ?
>>29522125This. This is why I also dont give anyone the time of day, male or female. I think everyone is trying to ass rape me so I am cold and distant.
>>29521578ain't nothing funny about nerve gas, son
>>29523157Well that is not ideal approach to life and some people like good ass play. I feel you , you need to find your significant other make lil anons and you be all right. You dont need many people
>>29523214hahahahahaha lol
>>29518370That's got to be the biggest mouse in existence. Those nozzles are gigantic. It looks more like a pretty standard case of pareidolia.
it's either brain rot or 10+ year old videos
>>29523724loud bullshit warning
>>29523645>That's got to be the biggest mouse in existence. Those nozzles are gigantic. It looks more like a pretty standard case of pareidolia.You're right. Its probably actually a rat, or a possum.
>>29518193Being real he should've taken the hint at the "cool", people that want to start a conversation about something that they are passionate about will take the chance instead of just saying something like "ok" and moving on
>>29522501You are such a romantic.
>>29524328I made it better.
>>29523157exception is when he or she is hot, amirite?
>>29520321He's not even a basedboy, more like basedman. Incredible that men were lead to believe that this sensitive, delicate, metrosexual look and behavior is what women actually want.
>>29525490Oh right there is a filter for onions.
>>29525501Fucks sake.
>>29525501a cute
>>29518193>*laugh* ok sorry to bother you>go about your life and never think about her againThat's how you win in that situation.>>29523971true but at least he took a shot, the more you do it the better you get and less you care what women think
>>29522888Did he spank her?
>>29525686>the more you do it the better you get in what way does he get better? He will just be stacking up rejection after rejection this way. You can pretend to not care about that but deep down it will take a toll on you. You shouldn't ask out girls that you have no chance to be with, or that didn't give you certain choosing signals beforehand. That's why reading the room and bodylanguage is important. You can make out if a girl is kinda interested or not from the first few seconds you interact with her. If you have no concept of that you will make a fool out of yourself like the guy in the video."The first 500 rejections are just a warmup bro!"No dude, he needs to improve his looks first then try again, while keeping body language in mind.
>>29525583and cringest
>>29525839>That's why reading the room and bodylanguage is important.And how do you get better at these things?Honestly, you guys are just massive retards feigning knowledge and projecting your own incel anxieties on others.
>>29519929>Das Kapital>Evil capitalists take too much money.>We'll take the money they have to justly redistribute it.>I'll be taking the money.>I'll decide who will get any.>It's only real communism when I control it.There, both Marxist theory and practice. Be a thieving nigger, and justify it with mob rule. Until the whole shitbox collapses in on itself with famine.
>>29526334>And how do you get better at these things?If you're somewhat normal, you already should be able to pick up on these things. If not, you either are non-neurodivergent by nature(autist etc) or simply have no experience, stemming from being an outcast, which in return is a result of people not wanting to asociate with you(becasue ugly or other reasons).If everything a person in life has ever experienced is rejection, of course he won't know what it is like when a girl is truly into him.This video shows it somewhat. Yes, it's an incel channel, but what he talks about in regards to body language is still correct.Not an incel btwhttps://youtu.be/dpoZoWhDFbUBeing able to read signs of interest or disinterests just prevents you from making a fool out of yourself, chasing girls that, you can be sure of, already made clear with body language that they're not into you. Massive time saver.
>>29518283Kek
>>29526636*neurotypical*
>>29518283REKT SCREAMER!
pump
>>29518209He's one of the top five comedians in the world today.
>>29524328>>29525252based
>>29524328Man he's gonna be bummed when he realizes the god he worshipped wanted him assassinated
>>29518388I hope he got to see this edit
>>29518282Is this a pathetic attempt at ragebait? Also both america and canada are not white
>>29519043World is full of sickos but it goes on
>>29522378What lack of height does to a motherfucker
>>29522888You dun fuckt wit tha roang walmart bitch
>>29527582ya got a souce of them suckin a cock?
>>29525501Here's a better quality version, because she's waifu material
>>29518193Women literally a smell a no pussy gettin' nigga.
>>29519597based tim waves just having a laugh
>>29528695I would do anything to marry this woman
>>29518193Men like this1) need to be fed into a war machine front line meat grinderor2) need to kill themselves with fentanylWe simply can't have these fucking retards taking up space and being rude to people while at the same time being protected by society.
Does anyone have that one video of Sigmund steinhauser (the one I look Nordic as fuck, Prussian German ethnicity guy) getting married in front of a taco bell with a spinning swastika and this song playing in the back? https://youtu.be/91ZC3AqPf5I
>>29518184Is this the intro to the Duck Tales theme song?
>>29518201fuckin shit this is gold
>>29530008games for this feel
>>29523743whoa this isnt the cringe thread
>>29519080This. Neither was auqateen hunger force.
>>29518193>suddenly in broken English loud enough for people to hear.Sorry for my English, I try want practice my English. Goodbye.>Leave her standing there.
>>29518223I live in Scottsdale, and this is about right.
>>29523829These are the people sending drones to my country and shutting down airports right now.
>>29519929Read it and plenty of other collectivist propaganda.It's just as gay, retarded, and useless as you parasitic scum who tout it.
>>29519366but they were never funny.... .sorry you're so ass blasted about the truth.
>>29530190even aqua teen had its moments
>>29531116They were always a million times funnier than Sam Hyde. You're probably one of his edgelord basement dweller incel fans
>>29523734thanks man
>>29523829what the fuck is it with the facial deformity?centuries of mongol inbreeding?
>>29531128who the fuck was talking about sam hyde?and yeah what little I've seeen of all of them MDE was tons funnier than tim and eric, fuck off
>>29530011It's a warzone out there!
>>29530011legalize drugs, everything goes to shitthere, experiment concluded.everyone knew what would happen.it was not worth the cost.
>>29530346yea good one, you just forgot the magical word at the end "cunt" and it's perfect response.
>>29530014>>Thought it was AI from the thumbnail.
>>29530011Imagine the fuckin stench
>>29531448no thank you
>>29530008Shrek is love the say...
>>29518193Temu Destiny
>>29523645NO!! ITS A RAT OR ANY OTHER KIND OF ANIMAL THAT WOULD FIT THE SIZE TO REAFFIRM MY DUMB CONSPIRACIES!!!! IM NEVAH RONG!!!!!!
>>29518171you’re a genius but unironically
>>29518193>I wasn't going to throw the gay community under the busHe doesn't even know what he's saying or why - it doesn't even really make sense. But believes these kind of fluffy ally statements will make him appear as a good guy and will gain him favour of le fair maidens.In reality everyone knows he's just a spineless faggot that will regurgitate any sentiment that keeps him safe.These cucks are like little packets of silica gel removing the moisture from every pussy in their proximity.
>>29530014Would absolutely love to boot this thing into the ocean like a beach ball.
>>29531229USA is the only country to legalize drugs and have this kind of problem, everywhere else it has lowered crime and stopped this kind of shit.Americans are just fucking retards.
>>29531777Trips confirm. Democrats like to completely ignore the work you have to do to make something work and the deterrent you have to use to protect it. Then the goals they claim to strive for don't get achieved, and retards like the one you're replying to use that as evidence against the goals. Absolute infancy.
>>29518196this sissyfag in caked-on bimbo whore make-up kinda does something to me
>>29518273How the fuck has the right become so gas lit by the left, that they've been royally been brain fucked into believing that National Socialism (litterally what "Nazi" stands for) is a "far right" wing Ideal. Seriously, ya'll need to either come to grips that you're just patriotic dems, or just or accidentally following a different branch of far left ideology. also, the Nazi's HATED organized religion, including Christianity, so, ya'll need to drop that too.
>>29530190shit take, i bet you like moral orel
>>29518210no she didn't. she is still a female model with an odd look.
>>29519043>>29520369>you are a sick manReminded me of this, kekhttps://youtu.be/URoFqrcwd9g?si=ZDDW8h7r2ErowZei&t=41
>>29520006>is this covid relatedFUCKING SIDES
>>29518702OK where's the Kool aid one now let's keep going.
>>29528695>>29525501>Dresses like a whore, fully painted, tattoos and collar included>frothing with impotent rage, rants about how much she hates faggots because rainbowsAngry hypocrite bigots are the most entertaining bigots.
>>29526184You are the gayest retardedest nigger this side of Saturn.