Silly rekt thread you fucking goofballs
>>295385072/3 shut the fuck up
3/3
4/3
>>29538520they are white! i thought only boat people did this kind of stuff is farage lying to me???
>>29538533
>>29538515>wind blowing from the right. sign comes in from the left.faketh and gayeth
>>29538618far be it for me to argue with an expert on gays but I just like posting it regardless of its authenticity.
>>29538634then stop posting, or just kill yourself
>>29538634whatever it is, he deserved it.
>>29538634what could have he possibly done to deserve that.?
>>29538639
>>29538791ladies first
>>29538905So that's how they got the sound effect for black ops zombies. Cool.
>>29538999kek and also trips
>>29538606Lmao dumb baldie manlet fucked around and found out and his baldie manlet friend is crying about it
>>29538868Holy simp army
>>29538628Audio is too funny to be real
>>29538527He tried to blow a horse
>>29539069
>>29539082>you guys ok?>ok guys what's wrong?what a goofy troll
>>29538905But why?
>>29539096sometimes you really need to scratch a difficult itch
>>29539123Post the longer version retards, the original video goes on for like 5 minutes of the dude making retard sounds on the floor
>>29539134I don't have the longer version you homosexual
anyone got that video where a trans/femboy cumming while hanging?
>>29538877>>29538878these claymation remasters are peak!
>>29538933lmao deserved for thinking he can shove the rim into the tire
Does anybody have that video of a Chinese guy jerking off then getting his head chopped off?
>>29538523This one makes me feel sick. My body just rejects the idea. I like drinking, too.
>>29538939Actually, she was just surprised. No harm done.
>>29539314how about this one
>>29539121How did this dude actually die, drugs?
>>29539452nerve gas, I'm afraid.
>>29538523Depending on his BAC he literally could have died. T. former alcoholic with a high score of .6%, no I don't know how I fucking survived either. Not .06%, fucking .6%, and yes I did wake up in the hospital.
>>29539490they left that poor woman trapped behind the fire.
>>29539586most people aren't proud of that shit, loser
>>29539654I'm not proud of it. It was literally what caused me to stop drinking you triple nigger, reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.
>>29538628Fakest smoke plume I've ever seen
>>29539654yeah because they died, retard
>>29539121only two question, wtf do people stream their sleeping, second wtf do people watch people streaming their sleeping?
>>29539727The whole point is to have fans wake them up and torment them all night by paying for loud superchats or whatever. It's dumb as shit but I get the appeal in highlights or whatever.
>>29538634>>29538825>>29538865Ok, I've seen this webm dozens of times here already and none of you knows the story so here it is. What you see is a welding school in the Congo; the niglet getting soldered is a student there and he actually volunteered to show his classmates the dangers of welding without saftey equipment, like a welding jacket.
>>29539837Bullshit but kek.
>>29538905I want to see them taking it out
>>29538551these are poles
>>29538905but think of the klondike bar...
>>29539452stayed up for 10 days straight, sleep deprivation and apparently ingested toxic products?heres a news article about it if you still care: https://www.ladbible.com/news/world-news/jean-pormanove-autopsy-streamer-death-latest-243583-20250822
>>29538510Is this the famous Funky Town video? People talk about it all the time but I've never seen posted
>>29539027Nigga they are all the same height, why do you guys obsess over this so much
>>29538639legit kek
>>29538551anyone know the music?
>>29539837Courageous.
>>29540118nah its a different one
>>29538529Fucking kek
>>29538533In Liverpool there are some absolutely savage whites, because they are descended from irish immigrants. Elsewhere in england there are also savage criminals who are descended from irish travellers.
>>29538865Hes black
>>29538533never relax around crackers
>>29539956is she okay?
>>29538639LMAO
>>29538868bloody fuck you bloody fuck bloody>>29539053they're right though. wtf is he giving lip for? beat his bitch ass
>>29538922why were they filming?
>>29538905Did she die? I know this pain, it's not worth any money in the world. There is nowhere to grab to localize the pain, it's just unbearable inside your pelvis somewhere, no muscle can save you
>>29540495>not even a black person
>>29540522>I know this painPlease, go on. Use as many words as possible.
>>29540485fat people always do something funny because they're so goddamn fat they get an automatic -5 to any Dex saves/rolls unless it involves taking food from others.Unrelated
>>29538520>UKyknow the funniest part of this is the fact that the person who defended themselves is probably gonna face more punishment than the guy trying to break into their home
>>29538642Walk it off you fat puff
>>29538507
>>29540713hot water loicences are serious business.
>>29538510>is called Funkytown>funkytown only plays in the last 20 secondsFucking liars
>>29539078In the full version he gets up still on the phone but his body is like an accordion and there’s an accordion sound
>>29540841based filename
>>29540808That's the point, you would only know it was funkytown if you watched the whole thing all the way through
this is a garbage rekt thread guys, jesus Sad day to have a dead HDD
>>29540118Disregard the first reply yeah this is funkytown.
>>29538905That's legit one of the most painful things you can put there
>>29540898go livestream yourself and actually contribute something to this world, then
>>29540195That fucking dipshit is so lucky. Buddy had an easy headshot and aimed down last second.Retards like that need to be forcefully injected with estrogen since they can't handle test
>>29540822The Russian propaganda bots have been getting real desperate recently.
>>29538603The wild part isnt that those coils can weigh several tons.The wild part is, for a split second, he almost did it.
>>29538603Hopefully the company gave this guy a pizza party for saving the company some money
>>29538527Story?
>>29540978What do you mean he almost did it? Slow it down for a millisecond before it rolled right over him?
>>29540962It's literally just one guy/bot and the same filenames, over and over and over. If this site had any real moderation, most slavs would be fucking rangebanned. Go somewhere that speaks your fucking language and gives a shit about your retarded war, Vlad. I'm mad enough my government is involved at all. I don't give a shit about either of you and hope you all die.
>>29538606do you go to prison for doing shit like this?i keep hearing "you must use self defense with the appropiate force that youre getting attacked with" and that guy charged at him with a punch to the face.is lifting him up, throwing him onto the floor, a valid "equivalent force"? even if that seemed to have killed the other guy for a bad fall?
>>29540478This sucks because they are probably going to a party and had the cake
>>29540843I've seen this countless times but never found any backstory. my headcanon is that he was smashing up cars with the bike seat and saw them, wandered over and struck up a conversation before getting beat down
>>29538507Why did he assume that being a bodybuilder automatically gave him great gymnastics/acrobat skills? The body type of those two are completely different
>>29539687>reading comprehension isn't your strong suitin other words hes retarded
>>29538905holy shit that's brutal, is there an aftermath?
>>29540807why did that fat retard hold on to it?
>>29538905Oh man, I lost loads to this back in middle school. I think this was the start of my sadism.
>>29541052Did the cat land on its feet at least?
>>29541217kek is there a longer version?
>>29538507>it takes an entire century for someone to lightly jog to him to see if he's okayfuck sake
>>29538529nerve gas hits hard
>>29540959He still died.
>>29540667Is that mexico brown or arab brown?
>>29540863kek
>>29541314british
>>29538868I wish my boyfriend would slap me like that, it's so hot <3 Oh my
>>29541257I would have waited two centuries to go and check if he was ok, he looks like the kind of prick that holds it against you if you run to help him because that implies you considered him weak or some insecure bullshit
>>29538510is video file rot real, everytime I watch this video I swear it gets blurrier
>>29541397Dude got mugged
>>29538905whore-iffic
>>29539726kek
>>29541426
>>29541444kek time to get some proper sleep and give the screen a break before you go blind
>>29538947hitting sand from that height is like hitting water
>>29539265There are heaps of videos around of people doing it, they lube the tyre first and come in at a much lower angle.
>>29540834Most intense abs workout in his life so far.
>>29540422They gave her some Tylenol at the hospital. she made a complete recovery
>>29538639Second fall didnt happen. The audio from the first fall is the same as the second
>>29540807>my head is gone but somehow I'm still speaking clearly.webmHe clearly says "hand" not "head".
>>29541626fascinating
>>29540875>Don't scream, you're going to scare people at the village"
>>29541714What useless cops
>>29540959The shot went right through the dude's spine, paralyzing him instantly, and he died in agony not long after. Perfect shot, took out the danger without giving the piece of shit he shot an easy death.Too bad they can't forcefully inject you with brain cells, you dumb fuck gravy seal motherfucker
>>29541737the river will never be the same
>>29541268Gets stabbed in the neck to deathYOU COOL BROI don't even hate black people but this just cannon fodder
>>29538791Mommy says its tendies time. Get em while theyre hot... and take your meds.
>>29538939>>29539342she was fine btw https://x.com/CureBore/status/1751291978115866628?t=HLcwu9PHUdVgXPZt-uX0tA&s=19
>>29541956antifa is hilariousbunch of virgin retards
>>29539134There's a longer version of the video?
>>29538634those things are not people
>>29541614Lmao.
>>29541650>Hijab while being a whore 'cause "I'm a TOLERANT moooslem.">Allah is objectively LIBERATING honey.One of the few times I'd like to see that rapist religion put a woman in her proper place is shit like this. Cut off the bitch's clit, rape her, and then stone her to death in the street. Inshallah.
>>29542044>Both laughing.>Fat guy doesn't even try to push himself forward.I love me some fatty rekt but this is literally a staged comedy video.
>>29542048I feel bad for her but also fucking lmao HE FUCKIN NUTTED ON MY FUCKIN LEG
>>29542077and?
>>29542097Because it's not rekt, it's literally a goofy video the fat dude shot with his buddy. It was probably his idea. Look at how he smiles at the camera before anything even happens.
>>29538877Davey and Goliath was really edgy.
>>29538642that hurt him 50% more than it needed to because of how fat he was
>>29542081Chinks are just unequivocally evil.
>>29538523mmhh so if i add another whisky bottle, could this be a good way to commit an hero? like better than using gay sleep pills?asking for a friend
>>29542219No. I am that alcoholic who had his blood drawn at a .6 and had to be resuscitated, and to even be able to get to that point, you have to drink extremely heavily for years on end. Alcoholism is a slow death, binge drink two whiskey bottles and you'll probably just vomit it all up before the vast majority enters your bloodstream. To get your BAC that high, you have to keep it down and in your system. If you really want to die, I suggest a gun or jumping. Fast, quick, guaranteed.
>>29541994FUCK YO TEETH
>>29542004
>>29541973>Gross fat wigger fuck.>Nigger truck with the dumbest fucking mods imaginable.It's honestly sad this guy just got his leg squished and didn't die.
>>29542054deservedfucking retard.
>>29542348Fuck that's brutal but also 100% warranted. What a faggot.
>>29542089>jim's wife kills him because he loves his car>dylan gets psychic powers, releases "the most secret government and corporate secrets" causing members of Congress and corporate executives to react by committing suicide (to applause from the audience), then killed his own would be assassin using aforementioned psychic powers. also he gets a happy ending with his childhood crushnow, see..if Jim had maybe, idk, fucked his wife once in a while then he probably could've gotten psychic powers too
>>29542064this should be death grips album cover art
>>29539989same shit
>>29538933that sound is looney tunes stuff kek
>>29538933I counted at least three
>>29542014kek
>>29538603
>>29542322Looks like a broken arm at least
>>29538935>>29538937I just had some tooth removed, this is pure nightmare duel, (I bet dentist fap to this)
>>29538943He ded.
>>29541426Kek
>>29538507Why does he walk like he's got a pole up his ass?
>>29540522No, this is Queensnake. They're an expert group of sadists and masochists, they've been doing this shit for years. Other fun videos of theirs include: Nailing their nipples to 2x4s, and stapling their pussies shut.
>>29538603the tension in those coils is biblical. if the straps break it would've whipped out and sliced them all to bits in an instant, like uncoiling a giant spring all at once.
>>29542023How's your mother anon, she still working?
>>29542842>stapling their pussies shut.why the fuck does this turn me on?
>>29538943The guy touching him made it worse.
>>29538628he let out one CLEAN turd, holy shit
>>29542021Ngl, that was a pretty good throw leading the target.
>>29542297
>>29539381It's unpleasant, but it doesn't invoke the same physical response.
>>29538628Fake, unfunny and gay.
>>29540808>>29540895There is more to the video than just this part.
>>29538642I think he died a day after this bc when he crashed it caused him to have difficulty breathing I think it might not be true.
>>29541057He didn't kill him. He knocked him out.
>>29538868>I'll hit you in the gooch motherfucker!
>>29541057The charge has more to do with what's in your hands than the technique you use.
>>29541625I wonder why so many bikers like to drive dangerously fast. I don't get the obsession. An overwhelming majority of accidents (especially single) with bikes occur because the driver is either speeding, drunk or both.And I drive a bike in Asia. But I don't get the appeal of risking your own and others lives to go vroom vroom a little faster. Just stick to the speed limit, or go a bit under if conditions are suboptimal, and keep an eye on the road and people around you. It's not magic.
>>29541650>muslim stripperThe.. what?
>>29541424>I would have waited two centuriesThat's actually very charitable of you. I never would have bothered to check on him.
>>29541750Man's got resolve
>>29541980What's the matter? Antia Chad fucked yo girl and you're left with sloppy seconds?
>>29541995makes it easier for you to think that, huh?
>>29542064Always make me think of DG
>>29542219Like this guy said >>29542219 in most cases you wouldn't be able to keep it down. You would throw up almost immediately.I'm a low key alcoholic and I can drink a fifth of spirits in a day, which most normal people wouldn't be able to keep down. I also don't get hangovers anymore, which is a bad thing.Even if you tried, you'd probably fail, and worst case you're just gonna wreck your body. Just jump from a tall building. Any more than 5 stories and you will not survive.
>>29543131You have low testosterone because you're Asian or a weab. It's just fun.
>>29543100>>29538642He didn't die, or at least there's no follow up. Sometimes an unrelated story from the UK gets posted but it's not this kid.
>>29543231I have very high test levels. I don't find driving fast to be fun at all.
>>29538606>>29538877:-)=(^_^)=
>>29540469The dumb whore went off-script. This was a Bachelorette-style "reality" show in Poostan and what was supposed to happen was the guy would be charmingly smarmy to something she said and then they were supposed to move on. Instead the woman forgot that she was supposed to only pretend her feelings got hurt and assaulted him.He reacted as any chad should and promptly put her back in her place, but then her simp army ganged up on him. f in chat.
>>29538905Welp it's not like these antifags are going to be fucking or doing procreation like human beings. Trantifas are genetic dead ends anyway.
>>29538507haven't seen a silly rekt in a while
>>29538510love that song
>>29538520you need to dump sugar in the water, it makes syrup that doesn't bounce off
>>29538540Lazy mimes man
>>29540158don't play it or it'll happen to you
>>29539592No, by they speech at the last one second i think she managed to escape.
>>29542322how is he fat
>>29538905so this is what breeding with hyenas must feel like.seriously look them up lol
>>29541397quality chinese mugs, they send us the shit stuff
>>29542084she only hated it because she wasn't able to extract some value from it
>>29541268I don't know why toose people like to stabbing so much...
>>29540462you..monster..why would you post this?
>>29541869>I don't even hate black peopleWhat are you a faggot?
>>29541614I.A is puching a rock...
>>29541722Crack head...
>>29538540Golisopod's ability: Emergency exit
>>29542048wear like a whoreget treated like a whore
>>29540843>>29541090This is from one of the Bumfight videos. Either Vol 2 or 3.
>>29543852https://youtu.be/W0EyR32YTbk?feature=shared
>>29541057Here in the UK its proportional response, but thats based on what would be the worst outcome of the action taken against you. So if someone is trying to punch you in the head, well that can result in death so picking them up and dropping them on theirs is proportional as that can result in death too. While that is the general gist there is more too it, the general situation needs to be considered. If an 80 year old woman is trying to punch mike tyson in the head and he turns around and punches her full force. Well thats not proportional cause an 80 year old isn't going to be able to kill mike tyson with a single punch. But mike sure as shit can kill her. People rag on the UK for their laws because of clickbait news headlines but actually they're pretty reasonable. Take the story of the farmer shooting and killing a robber on his farm. Everyone was outraged that hr was arrested for "defending his property" he got like a couple years in jail for killing the lad. But they were already running away from the property after trying to break in and not stealing anything and he shot him in the back with a shotgun and killed him.
>>29538533brits have a huge underclass + pikeys
>>29538551Patocoach?XDDD co to tutaj robi?
>>29540139because mentally, they're women
>>29542064Will-o-wisp is super-effective on wiglett
>>29543944I hear you. But there's at least an argument that the farmer shooting the guy in the back sent a message. I work in the correctional system, and I assure you, in private many of us wish there were much harsher punishments for criminals. Not to sound too barbaric but y'know, the chopping off hands of thiefs will discourage people from stealing. 20 hard years for assault would make some people think twice. Maybe running the risk of getting shot and killed for breaking and entering should dissuade robbers.I could go on, but you get the point.
>>29540469hope she reads this, bro!fucking simp
>>29543988Tbf it didn't help his case that in his testimony he said he couldn't even see the guy cause it was late at night and just fired in the general direction he saw him running.Guy was like 40 feet away in pitch black.
>>29539956>beautiful woman>dieswhy are women like this anon?
A mountaineer who lost his life on Mount Nama, located in Sichuan Province, China, after his safety rope came loose while he was taking a selfie.
>>29542348@0:07>Am I a woman now?
>>29538507All those roids wasted for a dumb stunt.>>29538529Physicslession russian style rofl>>29539381Fucking cartels man. I hope the US army fucks them hard.>>29542784RIP Wayne June
>>29540416Around scouse, defend your house
>>29538865be homosexual without connections outside of a majority white country.tick tock.
>>29544113deserved
>>29538933That's one way to take out your rotten teeth.
>>29538551Why are slavic people like this? Why do they love random violence?
>>29538639I actually laughed. Thanks Anon.
>>29538791Fuck off loser. No body cares about your opinion.
>>29538868A lone Chad in a sea of simps.
>>29542021i did this when I was 9 except it was a nerf football and it wedged in the bikeframe between the front tire. Dude flipped over the handlebars and broke both his arms and a leg.first time I ever saw someone get carted off in an ambulance.
>>29544113>after his safety rope came looseit didn't come loose, in like 4 of the chinese articles that interviewed his friends they specifically said he removed his safety harness to get a better photo off the path and fell.
>>29540959>Anon unpromptly brings up his forced fem sissy fetish for no reasonMany such cases
>>29541379Was Adam too much of a beta cuck bug to give you what you wanted?
>>29543464He has a fat belly. He's fat.
>>29542322absolutely agreed
>>29541689At that height hitting water is like hitting concrete. He’s dead no matter what.
>>29538865At that height hitting water is like hitting concrete, she's dead no matter what.
>>29544004Yeah, I won't speak on that specific instance, and I don't work in the UK. I'm from Scandinavia though, and the sentences can be too light in my opinion. I do believe that incarceration should offer a chance at improvement and rehabilitation, but that doesn't mean I think you should be out in 5 years for murder. Or that criminal networks should use teenagers to murder for them because they only get a year or two in "juvie" (our systems are different than US ones but I think you get it). I talk to criminals every week, and they basically all treat their time penned up as like an unfortunate stint they just have to bear for a bit and then get back to business. Like if you had to really put your nose to the grindstone and work a shit job you dislike for 2 years because you need to support your family or something. That's how most of them view it. I work maximum security too, so they're basically all the worst of the worst, murderers, thugs, terrorists, organized crime etc.
>>29544113>safety rope came looseI don't think so. It looks like it's been disconnected.
>>29539586>hey everybody look at me mr big cool drinking man that wakes up in hospitalsSo cool bro maybe time to quit retard
>>29544492>he quits just because he ends up in the hospitalNGMI, bro. Most gamblers give up JUST before they hit the jackpot.Similarly, most alcohol casuals stop right before they hit the breakthrough.
>>29538507>Silly rekt
>>29544278Wow. White men become demigods when they have the power of berserker rage.
>>29538865The sound FX is awesome by itself.
>>29538933genuine LOLed...
>>29544535You gotta lock in
>>29543598literally no skill required to cause serious injury or worse.
>>29542081In India this would be seen as a hate crime.
>>29542805For a duel it seems pretty unfair, I mean the other guy can't even move.
>>29542842So to what point is the girl in on it? Is she a member of Queensnake or is it one of those deals where she didn't really know what she was signing up for?
>>29542373>100% warrantedthen let me 'hand' you another!
>>29542373and another!
>>29542373And another
>>29542348And last but not least...though this one is more unlucky then silly
>>29543815>girl wears shorts>this means i must act like a niggerSad.
>>29544523That's not a white man, that's a drunk russian
>>29538507>Silly rekt thread you fucking goofballsWhere's the sound you moron?
>>29540802is that really her??? lol probably not
>>29541033He foot slides, and he doesn't immediately go splat. He had a split second to bail or hold. I dont think he ever stood a chance.
>>29541863Its not the same river anymore.
>>29544276>no ukill yourself faggot
>>29542021>GU->guy starts fleeing wtf happened at the end? Boo pulled a gat?
>>29543996how is he a simp?
>>29543273why lie on the internet anonymously, basedcuck?
>>29541956oh hot stepper, you so so many dutty crimes
>>29543162most coherent nigger logic
>>29543815typical seething incel
>>29541057literal retard
>>29544148what do you think "physics" means?
>>29544535>no milk>a single 20oz bottle of poland spring to share for 20 peopleLmao wtf is this? Far left larping camp? Bored school resource officer?
>>29543394How much sugar anon?
>>29540462I don't get it
>>29543231I have low level of T and I like speeding and extreme sports. Go test you T level, you may be surprised.
>>29544762I'm not lying. Driving fast does nothing for me. Anything over 50km/h makes me uncomfortable.
>>29544781Yeah. There's lots of idiots and racists posting here. Sometimes you gotta call em out.>>29545134I'm on the sauce. Blood test is around 1500-2000 Ng/DL depending on exactly what I'm pumping at the time. Still hate speeding and extreme sports lolThough I view extreme sports differently, because at least you're only putting yourself in danger, which is none of my business. Speeding/reckless driving on public roads endanger not only yourself, but everyone around you.I've lived in Asia for like 15 years and I'm sick of seeing dead cats on the road every week and at least one human accident per month. Going to work in your button-up shirt and dress pants at 6:30am while driving around ambulances and wrecked bikes is so tiresome.
>>29544472Yeah those scum need locking up for life. Murderers, rapists, pedos, organised crime, career criminals, gang members should all get life.Violent offenders should get minimum 5 to life. Whole system needs an overhaul, even littering should be a week in jail and community service in my eyes.
>>29541650chat is Allah real?when was the last time (You)r god smote a hoe like this?
>>29540139Americans are highly insecure.
>>29542014>ma grandma died>oh I'm sorry, how did she die?>juiced
>>29544593>putting your hand over the muzzle of a loaded canon>unlucky
>>29539153Gas heavier than air, so he suffocated, probably. And it's probably quite harmful anyway.
>>29539277I think it was in Vietnam. I don't have it.
>>29545258>oh… I'm… I'm sorry… do you know what her last words were?>probably "Weeeee!"
>>29539837>CongoThat's the only thing I can believe, because I think I can hear some French words or even a whole sentence ("Eh gars vas-y là, vas-y").
>>29538634Poor guy, glad I'll never stick weld
>>29544820welcome to police academybut actually though, law enforcement officers have to experience being pepper sprayed during training
>>29544554>thick as a brick starts playing
>>29543464He's obese. Yes, he's thin according to USA standards.
>>29542837He's flexing his muscles to show off. Try to walk will flexing the front part of your thighs (the quadriceps), you'll walk like him.
>>29545205To be clear, I don't do it on the streets, only on circuits. And in fact, I don't own a moto permit.
>>29539153The AAAAAAWW Shhhhhhh... gets me
>>29545305It could happen to the best of us.>>29545451Well, then it doesn't really matter. You're not bothering anyone else.>I don't own a moto permitNeither, but I live in Asia so no one gives a fuck here
>>29544535That girl in the middle took it like a champ
