Professionals thread: Post engineers, doctors, and lawyers
>>29539933To be fair they do make it look deceptively easy on tv
>>29539933That guy did ok. His tolerances are way out, hence the vibration but his basic engineering thought structure is fine
>>29540631how would he control either his pitch/trim or yaw? Give it any more lift (longer rotors/more powerful motor) and all it would do is take off - spin uncontrollably and crash. He needs a way to control the pitch of his rotor blades and a tail rotor to control the yaw. I dont even fly helicopters and I can see this.
>>29540799fake
>>29540631you can't actually be this retarded
>>29540787Is this in Africa, or the US?
>>29539933That could have gone so much worse than it did
>>29540798An octopus can do this almost instinctively
>>29541778if you build it they will come
>>29540631His basic thought structure is on par with Flintstones engineering.
>>29541778We wuz kangs
>>29539933dis da afronautical Ngineers I hear bout?
>>29540631>That guy did okHe attached spinning blades to a metal frame, how was it supposed to leave the ground? Try hanging yourself from your ceiling fan and see if you can land on the moon
>>29542788the spinning blades weren't even flat and angled for flight. the guy had good intentions whereas he's able to construct the "helicopter", yet he should've read more about helicopter machinery and aviation
>>29540631Its a metal frame with a spinning plank. Those "rotors" aren't even an aerofoil. He has no swashplate or control mechanisms of any kind. And even if by some miracle it was able to generate enough lift to get off the ground, it would immediately start spinning around because it has no tail rotor. What he has invented is an accidental nigger decapitation machine.
>>29542880Ty for the Uber kek. I can't stop laughing.
>>29542850>the guy had good intentions whereas he's able to construct the "helicopterYes and toddlers stack legos to build rocketships and castles
>>29543022that's fucking awesome!
African morgue or beef jerky factory
African Edison, also one falls out of the ceiling!
>>29543042you have to commend him at least, africans don't have access to general machinery books and the mental capacity to understand most things since they were always last place
>>29540164This is the stuff that convinces me of Noah's ark and the flood
>>29543076I will never complain at work, ever again.
>>29541716>tfw check and octopus can actually do thiscool
>>29540787Let him have the hotdog you fat nigger
>>29540804>>29541875>>29542781>>29542788They got a lot further than you would had you been born in Africa with no YouTube or Walmart or Home Depot to reference. You assholes forget these guys are born in a waste land starting at level 0 with a society that literally will eat you alive. If any of you just dropped in to Africa you would die of sunburn or dysentery or eaten by locals before you could even find a ball point pen and paper to write your gay little theories about how you would build a fully functional helicopter with the right time and money, get the fuck out of here
>>29543483Fuck off, hoe.
>>29543653Pause for a second and consider why it's a wasteland
>>29543653lol. you're literally confirming the continent is shit
>>29539933The fucking blades aren't even angled, that's just a flat board spinning around
>>29543327Something I've noticed about these third-world nation "helicopters" is that there is never any pitch in the blades, they always cut flat through the air. These pwople are too stupid to understand even the basics of how a propeller works.
>>29544048That's why at best these things just don't work at all, or at worst someone ends up getting hurt/killed. Nonetheless, you have to give them credit for effort because they keep trying.
>>29541786we're the same race
>>29540785mmmm sandy.Seriously, it baffles me that BC era people had some sort of utensils, and true wakandians of modern day just can't into it, although they have some sort of shelters and fire. Selective retardation
>>29543653>You assholes forget these guys are born in a waste land starting at level 0Why is it still a wasteland at level 0 in the 21st century? Yeah, they're born into it. But why didn't they or any of their ancestors ever make any progress over the past 100,000+ years in which they had? And 99,500+ years of that time was before "dem ebil wypipo" showed up and did their "colonialism n sheeit". So how is that any excuse for them being at level 0? In fact, the only infrastructure they have was mostly built by "wypipo" either during colonialism or by missionaries and aid workers since then.
>>29543340>filenameLOL
>>29543653Sanest nigger lover
>>29541101What about it is fake lmao
>>29543042>take all the ones that know how to farm to america>give them jobs>none of them go back home after saving up enough money to help their fellow africanssad state of greed if you ask me.
>>29544697The part where it hurts his feefees
>>29544072You should see aboriginals, they throw the entire animal on the fire, with the complete intestinal tract onboard
>>29543653Africa has received over $1 trillion worth of charity so farWhy cant they escape the Neolithic era?
>>29540146Is everyone in Afrika just constantly a .2 BAC? That would explain alot of this
>>29543653Why is it a wasteland, anon?
>>29539933Love how everyone is just standing around waiting to be cut in half. There isn’t one single person there that isn't retarddd
>>29544077Its honestly fucking pathethic. Imagine being a male in this village >>29541782You see your wife/mom/sister carry shit over the water all the time and you can't even throw 10 logs together to make a bridge.
>>29543045>rusty shaklefordfucking topkek
>>29540798>>29541716>>29543215>>tfw check and octopus can actually do this
>>29545230That meat is going to be very tough being prepared like that. Why isn't it being prepared sous vide style? Barbarians!
>>29543653dumb jew, you actually believe your own bullshit dont you
>>29540146>They are attacking the building and the flames appeared because it's nearly destroyed.Thank you for making me replay Age of Empires 2, anon.
>>29545508The octopus isn’t deliberately acting silly for a video though.
>>29539933You realize that even their fellow africans think these people are dumb? Otherwise they would not have recorded it and put on social media.You do realize, don't you?
>>29540785ffs the egg even comes pre-packaged from nature.Just make a hope in the top, scramble inside with a stick and then bury the shell in ash and carbonized wood until only the very top is visible, then just keep stirring until it gets done. You might even add some spices, oil or butter through the top.This is so triggering
>>29544697the niggers are literally laughing lmao
>>29546002slave mentality, why they at first were the perfect slaves. its only when Americans started breeding their own did they get lazy, violent and less submissive.>>>The American law that stopped the importation of slaves into the United States was the Act Prohibiting Importation of Slaves, passed in 1807 and taking effect in 1808. This federal law made it illegal to import slaves from other countries. However, it did not end slavery itself, nor did it ban the internal slave trade or the forced breeding of enslaved people by slave owners, which became a means to sustain and grow the enslaved population and increase profits for slaveholders. because of this, we got now what we saw with that groid stabbing that cute Ukrainian girl. Certain African Tribes niggers shouldn't be bred together. American niggers are mutations of their African ancestors. If there was ever an argument against slavery this is the best one because it should be warning for the further importation of browns. We are not getting the best and they will eventually breed together with the worst qualities being passed down through generations. This also happen to Rome, eventually their slave population was greater than their own and they still scratch their heads why they got sacked by Visigoths
>>29543098i don't "have to" commend shit. Fuckin liberal. Always trying to force us to pat 3rd world shitheads on the back. If you want to suck his dick, go off King of the Negroids.
>>29540799Having trouble with the arm equipment?
>>29546270lol, it's like a clown car...
>>29542788kek
>>29546184they pat slaves on the back too. u really think ur talking to a liberal there big guy? well the democrats did love slaves, and still think they respect back people.
>>29544717if that narrative was true the greed would be too obvious to denybut it was africans that sold black people to (((merchants))) some african countries today have even apologized for the slave tradehowever other countries have denied this narrative as well
>>29540164ah the ol' Nelson Mandela!
>>29543327Those blades weight more than the 2uzfe thats going to spin them.
>>29543653>simping this hard for random ass niggaslol>wastelandAfrica is one of the most resource rich continents on the planet. Ask yourself why it is such a shithole despite having tons of resources and plenty of fertile land.
>>29541782The plight of the nigress worldwide makes me sad bros. At least she got some spine gains.
>>29543317What was going through his mind here? Before that last bit I mean
>>29541653Oh the irony. Have you ever had the concept of sarcastic humour explained to you, anon?
>>29544066We're a species
>>29540785>>29540805I wonder what would happen if you gave them real foodLike if I brought a pot, a wok, a gas stove and a cooler there and cooked a stew or curry for them with some pasta or rice because I don't expect them to understand spoon or forkThey would be like holly shit, they may even see me as a god
>>29541786Holy fuck it's pazuzu
>>29542850>read
>>29540785>Animal Planetlmao, true
>>29540799Man, having an army of Chinese guys to whip your niggers is like cheating
>>29540798how do bite dis frut? it hod
>>29540805>mfw I legit thought that was one of their offspring they were eating
>>29543076same ting for da curses continent
>>29539933even if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, sometimes it aint.
>>29541764pull up, pull up. terrain, terrain.
>>29543331Now this one I kinda find impressive. Some real "redneck engineering" type shit.Sure it's a dangerous nightmare and accident waiting to happen but it's fucking working. They managed to work with what they had and jury-rig what you or I would consider scrap into something that is moving and transporting human and material resources.
>>29543076There's a room like this in every indie horror game, I swear
>>29545722ok... let's just assume it's an act, just some makeup and temporary crust on his teef the color of shit. why? for views? why would someone waste all the effort to act like a dumb savage for views?
>>29540787Is this AI or IRL?
>>29543653>or eaten by locals before you could even find a ball point pen and paper >Bloody bastard white Westerner! You'd never make it in third world shitholes because the native shitskins that make it a shithole would eat you like rabid dogs before you could begin to try to create civilization for themPretty grim accidental honesty.
>>29543653If I was dropped into a wasteland as an infant with no other humans around I guarantee I'd still manage to accomplish more than these animals.
>>29545904Yeah, cooking with hot ashes, sand, etc. is totally a thing but there's ways to do it so you don't get shit in what you actually eat.Like the natives from parts of what's modernly arizona that used heated sand to pop corn. Hell, they somehow figured out nixtamalization too.
>>29540146Just boys letting off some steam, you know how it is.
>>29541778This is Papua New Guinea, not africa.
>>29547550to be fair this trope is a reference to pulp fiction
>>29547677African filmmakers are very dedicated to their craft as always, going through the trouble of killing dozens of people just to make a reference.
>>29540146Hey, at least they discovered fire.
>>29547677lmao
>>29544048Forget a propeller, they don't understand a desk fan.
>>29541676africans would never stoop this low
>>29543653Motherfucker, this isn't some uncontacted tribe developing flight from scratch. This is being filmed on a smartphone and we can see it because it was uploaded to the internet. That means they have access to all of the knowledge needed, they just didn't think to learn. And before that, they had access to written knowledge in libraries for decades. There's a reason Africa is more savage than middle age Europe, and that reason isn't colonialism, colonialism is why they managed to move on from the stone age.
>>29546924>>29548148when food is freely available there is no need to work so hard. socialism debooonked
>>29548148Comparing Africans to Europeans in the middle ages is like comparing gorillas to human adolescents
>>29542880>What he has invented is an accidental nigger decapitation machineSo you're saying he's based?
>>29539933>1734857020289.webmHere's my question: what actually useful machinery did he rob the village of and dismantle in order for him to construct this failed contraption? The fact he made this piece of shit machine is just half the story. Obviously he didn't make the parts himself. I just wonder what the village is now lacking because he "borrowed" these parts from it.
>>29543076imagine the smell
>>29539933Next level cargo cult technology.
>>29539933Mayor Zohran Mamdani makes helicopters free for everyone
>>29540146Look, the average IQ among Africans is about 70. What did you expect?
>>29548611You can't "invent" something that already exists, so assembled at best. Which I also doubt, or else why would he be living in O'Block.
>>29544072>BC era people had some sort of utensilsThe ancient Greeks created mathematics and calculated the distance to the sun with impressive accuracy.
>>29546270I count 26. one guy goes back in and comes out again.
>>29548611>>29548680Some Stanford nerds probably went to San Jose because they thought it would be funny to give it to a nigger and film it
>>29547666the girl that's rufi'd second from the back. party at her place.
>>29548801did that last guy just die?
>>29544833>Africa has received over $1 trillion worth of charity so farYou can't blame the Africans for that. Giving them money is like showing a wristwatch to a chicken. The vast majority of the funds are managed by left wing "charities", meaning that they're testing vaccines, and all kinds of sketchy shit. Of course, there's also an enormous amount of DNC corruption like USAID.
>>29544286This is why Stop Asian Hate died out so fast. Security cam footage showed it was ALWAYS a young black man sucker punching an old Asian grandma.
Fun fact:Africa, as the cradle of the human species,has the largest genetic diversity of any continent.You'll find the tallest people on Earth in Africa, as well as the shortest.That means for every gif of some African guy doing something fucking retarded,there's some African dude with a genetic predisposition to genius who never got an opportunity.It's sad, really.
>>29545722That's a cope and a half kek
>>29545722>joke's on everyone else: niggers are only pretending to be profound retards all the time
>>29545508The cap is just resting on top. Nothing smart about that.
>>29548905>Security cam footage showed it was ALWAYS a young black manNot true at all. The most famous stories are white with attackers and those are on video. Sorry to debunk your maga narrative, Cletus.
>>29548836don't have the decorticate/fencing posture diagram on me, but yeah probably some kind of permanent nerve damage.
>>29549092
>>29548838They also bombed Gadaffi and destroyed Libya while it was in the middle of revolutionizing Africa into a new gold standard
>>29548927>That means for every gif of some African guy doing something fucking retarded,>there's some African dude with a genetic predisposition to genius who never got an opportunity.wow so how far does this imaginary bell curve go? for the stupidest guy there's a parallel smartest guy that never got the opportunity, to what build wormholes and travel dimensions?
>>29546725saaar look so cool saaaar ACK
>>29549092go back...to reddit.
>>29540631>That guy did ok>his basic engineering thought structure is finehe certainly did not, and it's certainly notunless you're taking the vaguely topological sort of view that would deem me spinning a towel over my head as also having "done ok"
>>29539933More like nigger hate thread.I bet your white ass can not build that.
>>29545871Anon, someone was filming that from a short distance away, anybody with an ounce of sense would have been far away from that oversized lawnmower of death.
>>29541767Some control surfaces might have been a nice addition
>>29549092>The most famous stories are whiteYeah, those are the ones that were cherry-picked and harped on by the (((MSM))). Doesn't change the fact the other anon is right and that 99.9% were as he said. But none of that fit the narrative so it didn't make the news.
>>29548865fiery but peacful
>>29549092>Not true at all. The most famous stories are white with attackers and those are on video. Sorry to debunk your maga narrative, Cletus.https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/bart-withholding-surveillance-videos-of-crime-to-avoid-stereotypes/
>>29539933It did make it a millimeter or so off the ground to be fair.
>>29545323They honestly don't conceive of time the same way we do. They are cognitively incapable of planning for the future.
>>29543076This is the place Tarantino was talking about!
>>29543331Irl okz
>>29540799Someone should really edit this with a combo counter.
>>29543653Dem chinks from Japan had to start from 0 after getting the shit obliterated by white people and they turned out great. You're just making excuse for these animals.
>>29540785They have pots and pans, they're just trolling this guy.
>>29547675that's some serious chrome they're packing
>>29543076the jew fears nigger collector
>>29541782clearly a skill issue
>>29547262>What was going through his mind here?A helicopter tail rotor probably.
>>29548611Hood niggas gonna be avoiding this muthahfukah's house from henceforth.
>>29540799Chinaman no rikey the oilman
>>29541782>mankind’s beginnings can be traced to africa ok pull my other leg it’s got bells on it
How can people be this stupid? I seriously don't understand. It almost seems like a piss take what they're doing, it's that badly done.
>>29548110coping nigger confirmed
>>29549954yikes. and the people trying to corral the natives get kicked away. no wonder they are so screwed up.
>>29549092Lol the media was literally using black on asian attacks as jenga blocks for their propaganda, but refused to disclose the race of the attacker. Instead just making a blanket statement about how we need to take care of white supremacy You're on your own on this one, not even jews try to hide it anymore. You're literally lying for free
>>29550998okay nigger lover. fucking americans
>>29550124
>>29548875is the dude filming getting the same treatment? stabilize that shit.
>>29548869yep, never let these fucks near you.
>>29540631with his limited resources he did more than any useless porn addict here could or will ever do
>>29551643fucking hell my eyes are starting to burn just by watching this shit
>>29550127"Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" "Germans?""Forget it; he's rolling."
>>29547569But somehow you accomplished nothing in your current life
>>29543317Too much effort walking by the front side
>>29548927This is completely untrue, every word of it, except for the fact theres a bunch of retarded africans.More modern research points to modern africans being some kind of mongrelized mixed breed mutt race of archaic hominids that split from the ancestors of actual humans somewhere around 2-3 million years ago.Every other race on the planet has some kind of relation, except africans. They are completely unique.The cold hard reality is africans arent even human.
>>29552058Back to your bbc thread poltard
>>29548611No idea if he actually built this himself but This is actually cool as fuck. Must be George Droid's new weapons powered by his fentium reactor >>29550298Invest in rare dead niggers to diversify your portfolio. Few know this. >>29548350Yes, ironically this will do more good for the world than a functional helicopter would've
>>29547262before the last bit? probably anything but the tail rotor, lol
>>29548869stunning and brave
>>29550127japan did not turn out great. it's a bastardization of western culture except more mental illness
>>29552058the genetic diversity is european genetics sprinkled throughout lol
>>29539933we wuz kangz
>>29551022she's not even trying to corral them. She's just stepping in, because the girls panties were starting to show with the way her ass is sticking up. Because we wouldn't want someone to accidentally see her daughter's panties while they are having a children's dry humping orgy in the middle of the street
>>295417869/10 in England>>29543327150M Ugandan Shillings is roughly 45k.For shit they pulled out of the trash.That's where our tax dollars go.
>>2954627029 people, the hell
>>29543331>>29547541I'm all in for keeping shit going for as long as possible, especially since newer vehicles are nightmares with hundreds of non-serviceable digital control units, but this is just over the top. It would have been easy to use parts of the door as a floor panel and instead put a simple crossbar in the passenger door frame.
>>29543076>Wite pepo dont season them food
>>29544077Is this irony? Because the answer is so fucking obvious you really have to be the result of generations of inbreeding to not get it.Large parts of Africa are inhospitable or at least hostile as fuck, even compared to places like Egypt or Mesopotamia where early civilisations thrived. Way less fertile land, diseases everywhere, actual fucking predators everywhere and large swaths of land just plain out desert or savanna. When your whole life consists of either dying of sicknesses or predators or of scrambling together the very few bits of food your land produces, then your society has no fucking resources to spare to actually develop. The reason why places like china or Europe were able to develop quickly is because the places they inhabited were perfect all around. Large areas with very fertile lands, a significant lack of actual predators, relatively few diseases and plenty of natural resources almost for free. There's a reason why fringe societies like the vikings couldn't compete with mainland Europeans once the Romans took over: Be abuse they lacked the resources, even when it comes to people to develop new technologies. Romans on the other hand inhabited pretty much all the arable and fertile lands in Europe, had plenty of slaves and thus had ample opportunity to advance their tech. Their technological superiority is one of the key factors why they dominated back then, and that by itself simply is possible because the land was giving them everything for free.Africa on the other hand is the fucking opposite, and it shows how fucking brain-dead you people are that you don't recognise that. It's ridiculous reading about how "Africans still live in mud huts" like yea no shit they do, for the same reason that indigenous tribes still do and the fucking enuit still do.Just once in your lives, use your brain.