Good old rekt thread. Minimal gore allowed as long as it's funny. If you want gore, make your own edgy thread.1/3
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>>29578238I laughed at the ass slap kek.
>>29578262Guy on the bike could have saved granny, but he was like "not my problem".
>>29578493I legit think he was too distracted by his phone to notice. Zoomer moment.
>>29578493>>29578499Literally, figuratively, metaphorically, and cosmically not his problem
>>29578262>>29578499Granny's deaf and doesn't hear the train blaring its horn.
>>29578262as people get older their perceptions slow down, and that can lead to them not correctly interpreting how fast something is going. This looks, tragically, like exactly that. Imagine a clock running on a slower time frame, in terms of incoming info being processed.I've heard from a perceptual psychologist that this happens a lot with car accidents and car vs pedestrian events - the older person overestimated their own abilities and underestimates the speed of something approaching - and launches out in front of an oncoming thing, thinking they have more time than they do.Not such a problem in our evolutionary history when people died younger and we didn't have the common occurrence of rapidly approaching multi-ton steel objects whizzing by...
>>29578510Also more importantly: Legally. Granny ignored the train crossing which was clearly maked and blocked off traffic. She baffingly thought it didn't matter and could out-walk the train despite being an old granny.
>>29578483same
>>29578654false and homosexual
>>29578654fakest shit I've ever seen, as well as gayest.
>>29578712God damn, get on birth control already
>>29578616go back to /pol/
>>29578712It is not a cultural issue, what the fuck are you talking about? Bitch looks like the exact type of woman who would circumcise. There is zero reason to circumcise. There was a clip on a thread here a while back where a woman talked about what she had seen as a daughter of a doctor who dealt in circumcision. It was absolutely awful for the baby, she said. Said her mom was a monster, kind of have to agree. Randomly cutting skin off of a baby is not necessary. Why is everything a cultural issue?? Take responsibility for your own shit.
>>29578262is she ok???
>>29578812destroyed those niggers of the road
>>29578616Which anime
>>29578255>>29578257Context, other than him being most likely a nigger.
>>29578712>Keepman>hates foreskin
>>29579237The DAP is jaydarnicomDAP stands for dads against predators. Make of that what you will.
>>29578804did it died
>>29579414>did it died
>>29578803Bwaaaaaaowwwwwwww!!!! Bwowwwwwwahahh!!! Bwaaaaaowwwwwwaghhaugh!!
>>29578812Not even a yield sign? Just 4-way go for it? That's insane.
>>29578816FWIRE TWUCK!!
>>29579382ah. another group of retards that get pedos out of jail by contaminating evidence. I honestly hope they run into one that's smart enough to be packing just so they can stop fucking up cases against predators as they try they get their fix of violence.
>>29579563holy shit that kick
>>29579384how....how?
>>29579559lady accidentally used 1% of her true power
>>29579730intentionally throwing the child seat out. note how they pause then drive off.
>>29579730White supremacist car
>>29579384>>29579730People are retarded about child car seats and struggle to put them in properly. On top of that, a lot of families take their kid to school or child care and then pass the car seat to grandma or whatever to pick them up. So they are swapping car seats in and out twice a day and get sloppy about it.
>>29579764Happens to the best of us. That kid is going to look back on this event as a core memory and laugh.
>>29579730they didnt want the nigger baby no more
>>29579414>>29579449He actually lived. muhammed öztürk suffered severe burns on 98% of his body, but he recovered and became a successful used car salesman
>>29579730Kid wouldn't stfu, so it had to be tossed out.
>>29578234America is a strange and wild place. This is what it's like to go to school there.For us, you'd just show up in the morning, chill, attend classes, study, eat lunch, socialize a bit, go home.In America and other third world countries, it's life or death at all times. Stabbed, shot, assaulted at random. Education and civility are nowhere to be found.
>>29578248Always happy to see stuff from my home country. Wonder what the story was here
>>29579382That's not what DAP stands for, my sweet friend
>>29578792Not really, she broke her hip and required surgery. She's experiences stiffness and lowered mobility to this day, I'm afraid.
>>29578238Whore house?
>>29578712>babby mutilation was the right decision
>>29578281Not only were there zero charges, but the guy thrown around actually offered an apology.
>>29578841cutscene from the hit game killer7
>>29578812More Thai stuff, neat. Anyways, many people drive like they're suicidal there. The way you don't die here, or most crossings, is by slowing down a bit and paying attention.
>>29579237Looks like pedo hunters which is a shame since those guys are spergs
>>29579730sick of the lil fucker
>>29579570>Disneyland China Tower of Terror
>>29578803When you rekindle the first flame
>>29578803why couldn't that nigger smell the leak?
>>29579888nice trips
>>29579570>pressing the free fall buttonrookie mistake
>>29579673oh no, how dare they not trust the judges who give "Teens" 140 hours of community service for killing a baby.
>>29578804>Turk genocide 1938 colorized
>>29579584There goes the entire village's meal for the day
>>29580055>genocideyour trips won't safe you from your retardation. what's the definition of genocide again you fucking faggot? killing one roach ain't it.
>>29579904you're such a fucking retard holy shit this is waid academy in Scotland
>>29578262how the fuck did she explode into thirty pieces?? i feel guilty for laughing
>>29580186not enough fiber in her diet
>>29580186old people are fragile, sometimes they just explode
>>29580173Brown?
>>29578822There was also a video of the aftermath. 4 dead, 11 injured, the driver pushed the wrong pedal, got 4 years.
>>29579984Maybe there was an Indian nearby.
>>29578803Ahhh so that's where hotpants come from.
>>29580233no, but from brown family. does that make me brown?
>>29579570This is the moment in a cartoon where he would have stayed in the air a little longer and held up a "Sucker" sign
>>29580282they're fucking- pardon, shitting everywhere!
>>29578616Jesus this post was GAF
>>29578242This is why you clip your helmet tight.Most ASEAN monkeys think helmets are just like driving licenses, and the only reason you have one on, is to prevent getting a ticket.Had this nigger actually clipped his helmet in, he wouldn't be paralyzed from hitting the back of his head on the concrete.
>>29578792yes she just needed a few stitches
Thank god, war shit is so boring>another overhead of some eastern euro getting drone bombedI sleep
>>29578281That last throw looked rather comical
>>29578234I'm in love.
>>29579673there this one incident where the alleged pedos shot one of these fags in the leg
>>29580499You named the webm that, but is it actually true though?Source?
>>29578255Context. White guy thinks he is black, worried about scuffing shoes as if this is a measure of worth or success. Fucking loser. May as well go full Higgs boo and assault someone in public.
>>29578281Bang! Bang! Watch his fist slow down as he makes contact. This is not a fighter.
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>>29578242look at the fucking idiot that cant wear a helmet correctly spazzing out on the pavement lmao.
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>>29578262I know its bad, but I started laughing when granny exploded like that
>>29578272poor guy was just done with life
>>29578712Is this gender affirming mutilation or is this pedophilia?I'm against troons as much as anyone but it makes me laugh that the majority of Americans crying about it online, either circumcise their child because they're a boy (gender affirming mutilation) or because it "looks better" (pedophilia).
>>29578654its pretty clear that he punched right in front of her face
>>29580579No. The retard insists on posting it in every thread, when not only is she not British, but Irish, she also didn't injure herself at all. She just fell and made a shocked face. Dipshit just lacks critical thinking skills
>>29578803lost when he came back over with his pants burned off
>>29580669??? Shut the fuck up and get off the internet, you brainrotted mong
>>29578234>>29578238more like this
>>29578238The ass slap had me giggling
>>29578234the modern 'educator' will feign ignorance until there's a chance someone might actually die, then you get "okay now hold on a moment""you can ask me anything, i have an open door policy" from someone that sat and accepted your peer being brutalized is such a fucking soulcrushing joke
>>29580609Ah so the nigger was just being a nigger and paid the price, thanks.
>>29578248christ i almost rolled into a fence thinking i was in park when i wasn't the other day, and that alone had my heart stop for a moment.this person had to have shit themselves
>>29580323Yes. Doubly so since the joke flew over your head at Mach speed.
>>29578262old people fall into this trap all the time>i can't go now, i bet. i should wait.>i should have gone. i could have crossed.>i REALLY should have done it because i could have easily gone there and back twice in this time>you know what? fuck it. i'm going.this is commonplace at busy intersections in my city. they don't know the new crossings REQUIRE a button press or the walk sign won't toggle at all. so they wait for the walk sign to appear on it's own, get impatient, and then cross right when the light changes and traffic is headed towards them. and they angrily wave their hands at the lights and the cars and everything else in accusation while they slowly toddle along
>>29578281>don't go back, you fuckin' moronjej
>>29579764i personally did all our carseat swapping because i did not trust anyone else to do it properly 100% of the time. i had to have swapped those things around a couple hundred times.
This is a longshot but does anybody have the video of two guys carrying a window across the street and a bike drives through it?
>>29580043Legal system and prisoners don't go easy on molesters.
>>29580690Hello rabbi
>>29580816Just watch any action movie from the 70s
>>29580638>>29580640She was a fucking retard, but at the same time I would not have been threatened by some hag with scissors. She could have easily just been restrained with no one injured, those things won't even cut through your gloves.
>>29579384Wow this just made me remember when I was a kid, I opened the car door and started walking around the intersection at a stoplight. My mom lost her shit. I can't believe I remember that.
>>29579556Bro teleported five feet into the air. I wonder how he made out after that.
>>29580680What a shame. She looked like a paki.
>>29580899Someone hasn't watched Surviving Edged Wrapons it seemshttps://youtube.com/shorts/O_r5aRv8omc
>>29580899I'm not threatened by a dog on the street, I know I could take one down. But there's no garuantee it's not going to get a good bite in. She's not entitled to a free stab before getting brought down.
>>29581003I don't need to, I am former LEO so I know they (used to be) trained on how to restrain people, and know that modern scissors are 99% not even manufactured with points to stab with anymore. Those don't appear to be old timey cartoon killing scissors, and she is a tiny old woman, not some gorilla thug, so there is a near zero chance of injury. I would risk getting a paper cut rather than just kill someone outright. Fuck, he could have just gone for the taser or the pepper gel if he was really that scared. Those two grown men could have handled that better. I know I have.
>>29579389Oh buddy, she's gonna own his wallet for the next few months unless he wants mommy to hear about this.
>>29580766
>>29578803KEK
>>29579913i remember it was some old fuck who doesn't know where's the brake pedal is
>>29579916what is it stands for?
>>29580638>>29580640>Do a flip
>>29578281 Im surprised to see this here LOL. This happened in my town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. QRD dude is an ex hockey player trying to golf and some drunk annoying fuck kept being an annoying fuck and the hockey player had enough. I think this is part 2 of the video. The first part you can clearly see the bozo acting up.
>>29578281hey... come on, man...The only thing missing is 'There's a beverage here man!'
>>29578255probably someone picked off of the public sex. offender registry
>>29578493It's just some guy, he's not fucking Spider-Man or the Flash. What the fuck is he supposed to do?
>>29580609Retard>>29578257
>>29580021what do u mean "the free fall button" ive never seen that.. only red and yellow, and maybe some other buttons sometimes but I never pressed them of course.. so you are an idiot tryingy to scare elevator riders etc
>>29580186That old lady was less than 1% of 1% of the trains mass. Its like when a bug hits your windshield.
>>29580186Trains hit really really really hard. Force = mass * acceleration. Trains are up to 18,000 tons and can be moving as fast as a car.
>>29580724they can't do anything, they get physically involved and they risk losing their job. kids realize teachers have no actual authority when it gets tested like that.
>>29578838Kek wtf i thought he was dead
>>29578712more like lostmanmore like cutman
>>29580186there's just that much mass behind a train.i recently gained an appreciation for how much power a semitruck has when one drove by while i was walking on the sidewalk. just from the power of the wind in its wake i realized how easily it could wreck someone.
>>29578281>You've got a bee on your hat
>>29578272poor thing fucking anhero'd itself rather than live in india
>>29580642I warned you about stairs bro
>>29581299>dude is an ex hockey playerWhich is which?
>>29580638>>29580640>He actually double-taps herI'm dead.>>29580705The ladder betrayed him.
>>29578822Absolutely amazed that only killed 4. That is pretty much a worst case scenario for crashing a bus in a city. No room to get to the wounded.
>>29578812lol i hope these retards all died because of their dumb driving
>>29580550if he survived, he learned a important lesson about the effect of wind on projectiles.
>>29579984probably couldn't - probably cheaped out and didn't add mercaptan to the gas
>>29579673>>29580543>t. pedos
>>29578804Is a chinaman going to eat it now?
>>29580899Kek, sure thing, mallninja larper.
>>29580642Chinese apex predator
>>29580550
>>29579543theres another angle and there is a stop sign, and you can see one on this video, look under the seconds counter, people are just retarded
>>29578262Fuck it, she got what she deserved.
>>29578803>>29578804 why did you post it twice
>>29578262suddenly grandma decided she was Indian
>>29579543Nonwhites haven't arrived at concepts like that yet
>>29580176No, you idiot. This is America.
>>29578804can't be too careful when dealing with Turks
>>29578712are you going to post this in every rekt thread? on some sort of crusade? looking to derail rekt threads for a little while? what's your game?
>>29582022Nothing to see here, goyim!
>>29582037nigger I'm agreeing with you but you're autistic and off-topic and obsessed
>>29581579nah, they prefer it rare
>>29578712Jews have to have their servants circumcised its in the old testament
>>29579563kek, didn't expect the nice kick.
>>29578255>>29578257>the legal system giving child predators decades in jail and a death sentence since they will be killed in prison anyway? YUCK! Thats not justice! Justice is when i film myself committing premeditated assault against someone who legally hasnt committed a crime yet, therefore making it harder for the police to catch said person. THATS how the world should be!
>>29580690Hes indian, he doesnt have a job
>>29581526>the ladder betrayed himno, my fellow anonymous friend, he overestimated his skill.
>>29578255these guys set up pedos by posing as underage girls and then attack/confront them when they show up.
>>29579904Redditors deserve the death penalty. Anyone else agree? If you register a reddit account you should get the firing squad
>>29579389she died btw
>>29578616
>>29582245It's cool being edgy and all but landing on grass like that isn't gonna kill anyone except grandma 95 yrs old.
>>29578812>two ejections I'm still trying to figure out which vehicle the guy in the white shirt came out of.
>>29579904You’re retarded and from Europe right?Because Americans can’t have nice shit, now you can’t either right? Fucking faggot, hope you like taking all the immigrant dick solely up your own ass.
>>29578712is this just about one faggot who keeps posting this because he has a fucked up dick and a complex about it on top of that?
>>29582177Go meet up with that 12 year old you're chatting up online bro. I'm sure it's a cute cunny princess waiting for you, not some 6'4 pedo slamming Gigachad ;)
>>29578838why does everyone just leave him wtf
>>29578616hahahah kekdeserved
>>29582513Do not redeem the card
>>29581047There probably is a reason you're a "former" LEO. Because you're a retard who is going into the design and functionality of scissors thinking that any of that matters in a situation where you only have time to see a person with a pointed fuckin weapon. You were a desk jockey who did nothing and you were so bad at that, you had to move on to another career. shut the fuck actually up you god damn retard. you were not a LEO.
>>29582562I was a lion, otherwise known as Leo.
>>29578257In the other video you can hear them saying not to bother calling the cops because they take forever to come out if at all. It would appear that vigilantism will grow in the absence of police. Good and bad, I suppose.
>>29582567Good, so you weren't actually a LEO. then stop talking about what you would or wouldn't do you fucking larper lmao
>>29581516The bigger guy is the hockey player. If i remember correctly, in the full video, the smaller guy had been chirping the hockey player for whatever reason and for awhile. Everyone told him to fuck off but he wouldnt listen and kept going and then buddy got rocked a bit.
>>29580940probably fine. jet ski seats are pretty thick and while removable (to service the motor) are also part of the hull
>>29580653there are so many videos of chinks smashing into elevator doors and falling down the chutewhy?
>>29581526double tapping is part of training though, what's wrong with that? it's instinctual
>>29578238I dont see how white supremacists are a thing when these creatures exist
>>29581047no you aren't, shut the fuck up retard and keep your faggot larping ass on reddithope you get stabbed by a nigger or crackhead
>>29578238A cricket filmed this
>>29582508Hi, rabbi.
>>29578262Worst part is this isn't the only old woman who's been gibbed at this exact location.
>>29578242one second you're riding around thinking about what kind of sandwich you're gonna order for lunch, the next you're on the pavement- the recipient of a brand spanking new traumatic brain injurysafety first, kiddos.
>>29578272Eeyore has just about had enough of this shit.
>>29578493Explain how. I love to see retards make fools of themselves.
>>29580186You know if you slowly stretch clay, it deforms, but if you pull hard it just comes apart? That's granny's body. if tissue accelerates faster than it can deform, it gibs off into chunks.
>>29579764>>29579768I think there is a different shade of problem here
>>29578787>skinIt's more than just skin. 90% of nerves, gone forever.
>>29580384I didn't know Michael J Fox was a cameraman
>>29578838>nothing beats a Jet2Holiday
>>29582319kill yourself, faggot
>>29578616fucking kek
>>29578262She probably lived her entire life like that.
>>29578804Is it OK?
>>29578493>Guy on the bike could have saved grannyHow?!?
>>29583090Come and show me faggot, address?
>>29578718Yesssss! What the fuck made you think you should pro-create, you pasty motherfucker?
>>29578783Ruined, the whole lot.
>>29580645What kind of an utter moron...
>>29578616>>29583090
>>29582605Actually, I was a LEO called Leo, working for the police department of Leo, Wyoming.
The most depraved and sadistic gore you'll ever watch in your life. Cartel shit is a tender massage compared.https://www.bloodstainedmen.com/about-circumcision/
>>29578272>Be Indian >Die a ridiculous death on par with a hamster >Be reincarnated as a horse because Hindu>Realize you're still in India>Commit suicide
>>29578281Lmfao the fucking barbarian throw at the end XD
>>29582508It's just more and more people waking up to the fact that NICU stations are frazzledrip horror torture rooms. Once you've seen the truth, you can only keep your sanity with activism and that includes raising awareness. There's the Canadian, the German, the Greek, several Americans etc.https://youtube.com/watch?v=V8jWRVsQQW4
>>29578816>Autistic people when a firetruck, train, police car, bulldozer, or tractor can be detected within a four kilometer radius
>>29578272I'd want to die too if I was in poo land getting raped all the time by them.
>>29581971No, it isn't. Retard.
>>29578281Billy from War Mode getting his ass handed to him
>>29578712I did not let the hospital circumcise my son. Do literally the smallest amount of research and only a smooth brain would mutilate their kids genitals
>>29579984It's China, would not surprise me at all if they don't add the chemicle that makes it smell just because its cheaper.
>>29578783Theres so many goddamn spiders in there. I would be stripping my clothes off.
>>29580680All Irish people are British. Ireland is part of the British Isles.
>>29578804What it’s like to chew 5 gum
>>29578712>People against circumcision>Genesis 17:23Sure is reddit in here, why you fuckers coming out of the woodworks?
>>29583510Hi, rabbi.
>>29578234Someone actually made only lol how long until you snitch and tell the other mods troon trash
>>29583518Whats the point of having a tv that big?
>>29583492CLASSIC rookie mistake, to the point this should be shown in gun safety classes. He puts a round in the chamber by racking the slide and thinks he's unloaded the gun by removing the magazine.
>>29583492Why do these idiots think the gun can’t fire without the magazine?
>>29583577Why would white supremacists do this?
>>29583499Nope
>>29583602It allows you to see jewish propaganda more easily.
>>29583606when he racks the slide, you can hear a round fall onto the table, meaning the idiot had done it before, did not understand that if he loads the magazine, racks the slide and then a round falls out, it means there was already one in the chamber. meaning he should have understood that when he took out the magazine, the gun was still loaded. >>29583629tragic. you can tell they loved him
>>29583629This is straight up murder
>>29583549On your left
>>29583009KEK
>>29583629What are these machines and what do they do?
>>29583639>tragic. you can tell they loved himHer, it looks like cleaning ladies.
>>29583510>>29583570Gomco-clamp = GOldstein Medical COmpanyUsed in 67% of mutilations in the US>"Just a cut">Actually:>No anesthesia>violent insertion and moving around of a metal probe between glans and foreskin to detach these fused tissues (this alone is painful as FUCK)>violent insertion of a metal sphere over the glans>foreskin is pulled over the sphere with a plier>then a clamp is closed and crushes the foreskin between clamp and sphere>the clamp is tightened and left in that state for five minutes (for hemostasis)>then the foreskin is amputatedSo they crush skin, flesh, muscles and nerves of a screaming newborn for several minutes without anesthesia. A normal person would change its mind upon hearing this, but rabbis are not normal.
>>29578234kek the girl sitting on the left has absolutely 0 reaction to the beatdown.
>>29583469>>29583492who is censoring these clips?
>>29583621should go in the unrekt thread
>>29579730nerve gas
>>29583687They're mixers. Its a bakery. When in use there's a giant bowl there, and the twisty blade thing is shaped to roll and knead dough around. (There are other shaped attachments, its just a giant Kitchen-Aid.)The victim was cleaning the blade, and the murderer just turned on the machine. In first world countries this couldn't happen because there's a magnetic sensor that only allows the machine to turn on when the giant bowl is locked in place.
>>29578838You just gonna drive off an' leave me here? I got no legs, man! Where are my legs?!? Oh, there they are. They were in the water the whole time. I think I might have a concussion, though.
>>29579384Parent of the year award.
>>29582177What country do you think still actually punishes pedos instead of turning them free while imprisoning people for their tweets against pedo trannies?
>>29579575It's so nice how they started carrying him back up so that he could try again. :.)
>>29582431>two ejections3below white shirt guy is teal shirt guy at 27 seconds at the lowest playback speed you can see them both.I am baffled where they came from too maybe the back of the brown truck? might have been hiding under the stuff for unknown reasons
>>29580167Trouble is, they weren't killing it for food. They were killing it to prevent flooding...
>>29582059Imagine dying for a mcchicken lol
>>29578281>"I've got it ALL ON reeKord">*pushes up glasses into nose*>"heh I got it AAAALLL ON REEkord"Holy shit shut the fuck up who even cares.
>>29583052Also, don't be a faggot, just get a real vehicle. No amount of leather or armor can save you from getting exploded into a blood mist cloud when your dumb as a box of rocks ass gets mulched by real vehicles driving on roads designed for them.
>>29578275Takin out the trash
>>29583819plebbits
>>29583687....spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round...
>>29578262Imagine living to that age and that's the way you die.
>>29583577When your negotiation skill is at 1 out of 100.
>>29578262I wish it just took her dress off :.(
>>29583610Just cut them, idiot loser moron
>>29583770Pretty stupid to squat in the smith machine but this might have been avoided if the safety was set a bit higher since he never he came close to touching it
>>29578262Old sisters... out response?
>>29583764Obvious AI, look at the nonsensical language symbols on the signs behind them.
>>29584023incel rage
>>29584047She probably crossed that train track a couple dozen thousand times too
>>29583840At least he got in one final gotchya before he died...
>>29579563Asian police are fucking ninjas
>>29584100Obvious AI
>>29583720Surviving that is really unfortunate...
>>29581913It's funny because she was romanian.
>>29578262i don't understand why governments have never created jobs for these places. it would reduce unemployment and accidents. imagine this easy job
>>29578262She fell apart like a damn Lego character
>>29583943This is such a JonTron type commentMade me kek
>>29581545ofc he survived, it was an 8 foot fall
Does anyone have the one where the guy is like, "Say goodbye to your children, say goodbye to your family, SAY GOODBYE-" and then gets hit by a fucking car?
>>29578262TOTAL GRANNY ANNIHILATION
>>29578262What makes this funny:1. Granny has no fear and doesn't realize anything. 2. She just explodes like she was a water balloon. 3. She almost made it - if she walked just one more step past the black line she would have been in the clear. 4. I don't think the train bothers to stop.
>>29578712This family should have a fucking bomb dropped on them.
This thread was great.Someone should bake a new one.
>>29584096How is asking for clarification a "gotchya"?
>>29584160not AI but a staged event done every year to show off police training
>>29578616Kek at this and the seething circumcised golem replying to you.
>>29583502Just another day at the lightsaber blade factory.
>>29578616holy shit killer7 kino
>>29580642holy shit, a chinese escalator with an emergency stop button - now I've seen everything
>>29582022seething kike
>>29584604"circumcized" "golem" check the mirror tranny
