>>29679221>>29679436You have to be at least 18 to use this website.
>>29679436WHERES THE FUNNY
>>29680003its in the webm, did you try watching it?
>>29679900Goddammit.
>>29680910Fuck you. The buildup to it let my guard down
>>29680910God damn you I really wanted to see how this ended. I hope you kill yourself.
>>29681102Lmao>>29681185I DON'T REMEMBER THIS IN THE MOVIE
pretty good thread
>>29681448
>>29680910>>29681484>>29681496i mean, he kind of gave it away how it was going to end.>but shes a real girl on the insideclearly he has a dead body in that dakimakura. i dont know, maybe the twist is the sister helps him by luring dudes over and killing them so he can put fresh bodies in the bag... thats why she needs him to get out of the house so she can tell him whats up.....
>>29679436Coward
>>29679564Cowards had to show their sick fantasies. Fuck LBGT.
>>296809101:07 of coward time.
>>29682065Why?
>>29679221>soijak party bobgo away
>>29681132i fucking lost nigga goddamnit
>>29682049screamer alert
>>29681132Why he never turned pro???
>>29681047Wholesome asf>>29681102Not true, white ppl stole and subjugated them, you turned them this way.. when you killed the best of them, example: MLK.. he didn't do any of this, and got killed.. an absolute heroNote: for those who will say "it's a joke" shut up fag>>29682954Tested, works!>>29682960Da>>29682974Larp, sadly he lost that battle..
>>29682956Not funny, just racist
>>29682960Moloko blyat
>>29681047i do this and look like this
>>29682960For those interested, she is complaining that (apparently) European drink bottles, despite being factory sealed, do not adequately contain the liquid within, causing droplets to go everywhere, when, say, for example, you decide to shake up some milk before drinking.
>>29682942QUEEN
>>29683219Stfu>>29682956Lol
>>29684028Why would someone need to shake milk before drinking it? Does europoor milk fat separate after sitting for too long? Jfl. Europe sucks bro.
>>29681157LOST
>>29681190KEK
>>29684183Nigger you dont even understand how overprocessed milk is destroying your gut biome
>>29682960>>29684028She is saying that the cup stays on the bottle on one side when you take it off, rather than getting off completely, so you have to tear it off every time and cut the remaining bit with the scissors, and if you don't and don't check which side you're holding it's gonna pour all over the place because the cup is in the way.
>>29684570>gut biomeMiddle aged white soccer mom energy
>>29682960Well I agree that this kind of bottle is garbage and a kafkaesque incursion into our daily lives by our satanic overlords that treat us like morons,But on the other hand,Have you tried not being a russian animal and just be careful while you pour yourself a drink ?
>>29682942Why is this getting my dick hard?
>>29679854What is the music from 0:10? Sounds like a Demoscene compo track.
>>29685224you are literally retarded if you don't know how to get to a song from a webm
>>29684165I have to check all webms before watching them, this is niggered as wellfucking glowniggers raped the board
>>29685224i got you. song is called 'System Shock Remix OST - zircon & Jonathan Peros - Ethical Constraints Removed'.some people here are very rude. just ignore them.
>>29685503Thanks bro, I too wanted to know the origin this beat as soon as I heard it drop in the webm
>>29685029Racebaiting race traitor nigger sexual deviant coward
>>29681484>>29681496>>29682521kek. faggots.
>>29682065Lost, but fake.
>>29685696coward
>>29685348I know Shazaam, but it is quicker now for me you fuckface.>>29685503Thanks Anon!
>>29681047I have seen shit like this a few times here recently.Is it on e of the seething woman shit where they dont recognize that a man has economical ingenuity, so they use an entire small plate just to have to rest utensils on?Which means more washing up later.I personally put the cutlery on the side of the sink. Universal indicator that i may have another sandwich later (butter knife)
>>29686079blah blah blah coward dun
>>29685052lost
>>https://archived.moe/gif/thread/29664300/#q29672131>You lost. When you can't make a point or answer someone else's you just act like a 12 year old. What a faggot.That's because he's a third-world dwelling incel kid without a job that mooches off his parents and isn't earning his way in any shape or form. He won't post his shaking emasculated hands when called out. He's just a larping shitposting proven trolling child that was hoping for attention, yet literally NOBODY on the thread took his side.I won't shit up this thread, so I'll put all the other responses here: rentry.org/5c5c28dcAnd unlike him, I uploaded video.
>>29681496>God damn you I really wanted to see how this ended.
>>29684138geg
>>29682942ethnic infighting
>>29682956post the sound version
>>29681047Oh this phenomenon has pretty simple explanation. Men have functioning brains.
>>29682049genuinely kill yourselfnot in minecraftin real life.
>>29682960>europa bad! reeeThen leave bad uropa and back rusklandia.>fuuuck you sukablyat!!!Bottle is truly horrendous.
>>29685030The best way he can avoid reality is by killing himself.
>>29686207AI shit. Chat is moving far too quickly with whats happening.
>>29687824Nope. Just a play on the original disappearing cage trick. Fake screen of a bird. When he moves his hand the whole cage collapses and the screen burns but the rod that the screen is attatched to is snapped into rhe magician's sleeve. The box of chicken is attatched to the top and it falls when he angles it.
>>29687823
>>29687900>when you sent to a different universe where Nintendo never released a console in 2006
>>29681132Probably great at soccer when you're 70% legs
>>29681190coward
>>29681047Thriftyness is taught to boy scouts a a valued ideal, and boy scouts are male children aged 12 when they start typically.
>>29681119It's funny coz the Jew baby is insufferable. Elaine is such an accurate stereotype, I'm not sure if she's better or worse than Larry david.
>>29683090Jews killed mlk you retard. Jews within our government.
>>29684138Lost fuck
>>29684138Me on the left
>>29685952quicker than just holding your phone for a few seconds at your speakers?>captcha SKYKS
>1 day ban for posting an audio webmfuck niggers
>>29685029Neck yourself
>>29685004sound
>>29679900lol
>>29683649I have wonder a lot about the parents of people like him, doing WebCam Trans stuff, so insane, how she allowed that in his own home...how she think is "normal"jessus christ that guy is ball's deep on his anus ahahah that type of behaviour can be healthy for his mind and pyshich LMFA hahahahahahahaha I love 4chanSad for the lady, she seems nice... demon son LMFAO...
>>29679225kek I do that
>>29689469It would be funnier if it was just uploaded with her own voice... lol this is why i stopped smoking weed. Where's the joke?
>funny edition99% of the people here got banned from ifunny and now unload their shit here.
>>29689471She should show Bush
Anons... im begging you. ive been trying to find that video the Hey Author theme being played over explosions and shit posts of the Syrian Civil war for nearly 3 FUCKINH YEARS since the phone it was saved to broke on me. please someone tell me you have it
>>29679221Anyone have that spongebob YTP where Squidward goes "but Mr Krabs, we dont serve black people"
>>29681132the fucking mermaid man one killed me
>>29682049SCREAMER
>>29682960>that>german
>>29687854>Fake screen of a birdThe bird is real. It's clearly a 3D thing, not a screen
>>29687932only funny post itt
>>29689212does the original have a kid using the shotgun or is it 100% AI?
>>29689672thats gotta be fake fat right
>>29682942>insecure glancing around room>cant think of anything clever to say>no reaction>leavespathetic
>>29690631>he cant tellit's beyond over. the zoomers are fucked.
>>29689291Coward
>>29689125gay coward
>>29682945I dont think that joke really works considering it was Kramer and not Jerry who said the funny-haha-cause-im-12-years-old word
>>29680910you got me in my most vulnerable moment, fuck you and bravo kek
>>29685637>>29689206lol XD
>>29685952>I know Shazaam, but it is quicker now for me you fuckface.you dont need shazaam, lil zoomer. just write the lyrics into google.>>29685503spoonfeeding retards is what destroyed this website. Now with LLM the little rest of critical thinking is gone for the newer generations
>>29690528https://youtu.be/Mhu-EA1ruNkThe youtube link not the one in my post.
>>29691795Do you have or know one about the pie episode where at one point they keep repeating "the sunset, sunset sunset" and Mr Krabs tells Squidward to "kill him"? I only saw it once and have never been able to find it again.
>>29682968The little chortle at the end makes it wholesome
>>29682942Based
>>29691897Not of the top of my head no.
>>29685064LOL
>>29685390LOL
>>29686079LMFAO WHO MAKES THIS SHIT
>>29679221HHAHAHAHAHAA HHAHFHAHFE89OSRTGLHIAHGEH7FUIJRL GRHGFVFFFFFFFFFFFFI HAVE LOST HAHA LOL LOLOLTHEREFORE I MUST LEAVE AND WILL NOT BE CONTRIBUTING TO THIS HILARIOUS THREAD LMAOO
>>29692510You can tell there is no "sarcasm" in your post.
>>29692548Lost dangit
>>29690562Its entirely possible that he pulled the fake bird into his sleeve
>>29689471Doom goblin kek
>>29691795fuck how the hell did I forget everything except "we dont serve black people"The whole thing's a masterpiecethanks for delivering anon
>>29689471>show me what the people looks like>this is what the people looks likeGod damn ESL retards even repeating the broken English with her.
>>29689203Warrning: screamer.
>>29685057Rent free
>>29689203Screamer coward
>>29682960Go back to Russia, problem solved.
>>29693662>>29693841
>>29681047>metal fork on nonstick pancouldn't be me
>>29693288No prob
>>29689469tell me you are canadian without telling me you are canadian
>>29681448lost, this fucking guy, why would he do it if he doesn't enjoy it at all?
>>29689403they're probably both mentally ill.trans girl is jerkin it in front of her motherand the mother believes in future tellers
none of these were funny
>>29694901>dude is jerking it in front of his motherFixed that for your dumb brainwashed ass
>>29679436You're STILL posting this? Brother, how many years has it been? You clearly haven't "killed YLYL" if you're still at it after this long
>>29695273he has successfully killed YLYL though.see >>29694963
>>29695175NTA, but you're a retarded nigger with a room temperature IQ, all of you anti-trooners always are. Apply kill directly to self.
>>29695442yet you can't back anything you said up with anything logical or factual. You're just seething that people can smell bullshit, and you hate your lies being called out.Grow up.
>>29680211I don't ever remember seeing this animation in Black Ops 1.
>>29679900I miss vine