Rekt Thread: Broke Neck Insta-corpse edition!
>>29702282
>>29702282Real pity she didn't die
>>29702282please tell me she died with that goofy face aha
>>29702282>shitskin still spamming thisyou have to be 80 IQ to think that bright smile is what someone would put on in death. This is literally the kind of lore medieval peasants used to peddle and believe in.
>>29702477did he die?
>>29702437Cartman?
>>29702473>you don't have to be the fastest, just have to out run the slowest
>>29702477does this work the same way old cars used to be built not to crumple and leave a bloodbath inside? all that force goes into him since the concrete didnt break more?
>>29702282Get new material.
>>29702477looks fake.With that amount of surface area the force is being spread across, and the fact a normal sledge to the stomach wouldn't cause mouth gushing blood, I got to call this one out. Unless there was like a nail in the concreate that got shoved into his gut.
>>29702698Are you retarded? The blood is coming from ruptured organs caused by the shockwave from that hammer strike.
>>29702721Are you retarded? It's fake, it's a common circus trick, that blow would not even hurt a kid, I know because when I was around 10 I tried this and it didn't hurt at all. Imagine how low IQ you have, for you to believe that a blow from that sledge hammer, onto a wide surface has enough force to not only rupture his organs, but also instantly shoot blood out his mouth. This doesnt even happen to people that are run over. Also look at the plastic chairs under him, those would breake before any bones or organs would break.
>>29702806Jose Tesla
>>29702828Could be a chipped shingle of the rock hit him in the nose area
>>29702404kek, how is it possible to eat shit like this and not die of some bacterial or viral infection?
>>29702698>>29702721>>29702828It's 100% because the energy transferred through the rock and ruptured his organs. Breaking the rock, especially one as heavy looking as that, takes not only the force from the hammer, but the normal force from the body to equalize and break the stone. This is why the trick part of the circus trick uses cinder blocks with holes in the middle, not solid stone. Much easier to break and still look impressive. He died as he lived, of south american retardation.
>>29703158I guess his body becomes accustomed to the microbes ..I'm no microbiologist but that guy could probably eat rancid food with little or no bad effects.
>>29703480I happen to be a microbiologist and I can say with some authority that the guy's a fucking shiteating faggot
the way this fucking bitch sobs always makes me fucking laugh. Not to sound like a pizzacutter but it's satisfying to watch someone suffer the fucking consequences of his actions.
>>29703246>It's 100% because the energy transferred through the rock and ruptured his organsthats not how physics works.
>>29703490its great cause most media never fucking shows consequences for actions. the villian or or antagonist shitbag either gets some quick death, or otherwise never gets a cathartic fate for what they did. IDK why movie makers and such don't know how to deliver good comeupance.
>>29703158bacteria in your poop is the same as the bacteria anywhere else in your digestive tract. it ain't the best practice ever but a bit of your own poop aint gonna hurt you
>>29702761>On 4 August 2020, Bonfils was fatally injured in his apartment in the East Village building he designed, by a massive ammonium nitrate explosion at the Port of Beirut. He had been live-streaming his view of the aftermath of a preceding, smaller explosion at the port on Facebook.[1][2][7] He was evacuated to the American University of Beirut Medical Center, where he died a few hours later.
>>29702461It's like peanut knew to not crush the heart and brain too much so pajeet could feel the pain and suffer more.
>>29703490Hopefully that faggot died, I fucking hate schizos
>>29703562This faggot did for sure, massive seizure insta-kill
>>29703574lmao this dude's a real one for filming and putting this shit on the internet for our entertainment.
crab and lobster rekt is best rekt
>>29703587I'm so grateful for the creatures whose sacrifice brought us some insane beatsThat song is GREAT to speed down the road to btw
>>29703590
>>29703587oh shit you have a different version than I do.
>>29703485
>>29703525A bit? ..The guy literally eats shit sandwiches
>>29703601>this kills the crab
>>29703586All time classic
>>29703574what happened to the dog?
>>29703666
>>29703675
>>29703692Kill yourself brown
>>29703562>>29703490Maybe if they'd sent someone actually trained to deal with a mental health crisis then this wouldn't have fucking happened.
>>29703835
>>29703807
>>29702300her life as a paralyzed retard is almost certainly worse
>>29703882God I hope and pray you are right
>>29702631this guy only got 10 years which is pretty good, cheating whore got what she deserved
>>29703890He was getting laid? ..Fucker looks like Thing from the fantastic four
>>29703882>>29703886i did a lot of digging on the OP video a while back and and she is completely fine
>>29703913Thanks for totally ruining my night
>>29703900looks like Joe Rogan's secret brother.
>>29702461wild
>>29703675It didn't die if you do a reverse search
>>29703574Where the fuck do euro’s find these big ass bottles and why are these videos with them always from Eastern or Central Europe?
>>29703915what's the deal with this bot? what happens if you message it?
>>29703591Stop, he's dead already
>>29704012Holy fuck you can see both her eyeballs drop out
>>29704037Those are her glasses retard
>>29702631vic mackey looking rough
>>29703490[murloc sounds intensify]
>>29704037>>29704040I thought it was funny. And that's all that matters.
>>29702284I don't understand what they were trying to do
>>29703591i haven't seen vibe liz in a coons agebless
>>29703574
>>29703666>not today satanturns out, one of these pred chasers is himself a pred
>>29702478He was robbing people, the woman who kicks him at the end was the one being robbed apparently.She says after kicking him in the balls: ''Ayyy hurts right? It hurt me to work for my things, motherfucker''
>>29703666These retarded faggots need to go to jail just as much as the pedo. Theyre bigger pussies than the kiddy diddlers they gang up on for social media clout. The dude hitting him in the head with the pumpkin could have easily killed him with that
>>29704194They probably all are. Unless your law enforcement, what sane person would do this? When you think about it, these grown ass "totally not pedo" men are flirting with other adult men online and roleplaying as little boys to lure them out. Then they got off on beating them off. They're clearly just as twisted and gay as their victims
>>29703558elephants are smart
>>29702288went home early
>>29703414
>>29702806Shocks like that can be deadly. He's lucky he was only zapped lightly and made a full recovery
>>29703414That's fake. The "teeth" appear in front of his mouth and vanish by his knees. There are no missing teeth in his mouth and he would be spitting blood if his teeth were knocked out.
>>29702440Smartest shitjeet
>>29702461This shitjeet deserved it.One less of these fecal eaters,slum dwellers to worry about
>>29704017I just noticed the 2 men save the table and not the guy who was shot
>>29703921what a sad life you must lead if that's what you look forward to - not knowing that someone is ok?
>>29702832>king cobraRip. Dead in 3 minutes.
>>29702698even if that were the case, blood wouldn't travel that fast and have exactly one mouthfull spurt out one time. this video is fake.
>>29703835Not this retard trying to defend a mental reject. Why waste money training cops to deal with those invalids when it ain't gonna change shit. They won't change and they won't get the help they "need". Honestly I've dealt with so many schizos working in the psych parts of hospitals, I see the same faces all the fucking time, the same stories, the same bullshit. I really really truly hope they all die, that's the only way we solve mental health problems.
>>29703597fucking lol
>>29704355They have the correct prioritiy42p8hes
>>29704194those who cry the loudest...like anon said they probably all are. normal people wouldn't get this invested over any given topic unless it happened to them directly
>>29703601I feel more empathy for these lil crustaceans than expected. It's probs because I don't eat shellfish, so it seems a waste to me. Like I don't feel terrible about chickens getting harvested. My wife comes from the country side and they kill their chickens/roosters when they get too annoying and boom you got a lovely dinner coming up.
>>29703526based area defender
>>29703880This whole video is amazing. I'm not sure when it's from, but I wanna say I recall seeing it when I was a teenager back in the early 00s. At the very least, I know me and my friends were laughing at it. The full vid is a few minutes, highly recommended.
>>29702806touching pole wires at that height is like touching water
>>29702468That bright smile is neck down paralysis as a result of her hitting that table next to her with her neck like a good dumb little girl. I would just love to rape her as she sits motionless in her wheelchair, tears flowing down her cheeks, as I show her that very video of her becoming paralysed like a good little dumb YOLO slut she is. In and out, in and out, real slow. I wonder how her fractured vertebrae would feel if you deepthroat her. What kind of sounds will she make if you just keep your hard cock in her windpipe until she starts turning purple? Isn't it poetic if the only muscles she can move in her body are her throat muscles to stimulate your cock while you're suffocating her to death?
>>29704459I don't care when chickens die because normally you just chop off their head. This seems fucked up because they are picking each limb off while it struggles.
>>29704355The table had a good couple years left in it. That old cunt had lost his usefulness a long time before that.
>>29704506shes fine anon, your fat ass still won't get her, she can still move at 5mph, way faster than you.
>>29703913No, the only evidence of her being fine is a 5 second video of someone vaguely resembling her recorded by someone else, she doesn't move at all or comment on the video being played of her.
>>29703969cultural appropiation>>29704506no one cares autismo go take your adderall
>>29703590reminds me of quake 4
>>29704405You normalfaggot sanetards are a plague on this world. Only schizos deserve to exist, while you get raped by niggers while a rabbi munches on remains of your foreskin
>>29702698>>29704395I welcome you to try it yourself
>>29703586Doing this to pets is disgusting, sickening.
>>29704544You cared enough to respond, figuratively I made you read it without your consent, thank you for letting me rape your optic nerves >>29704537Oh, she's fine alright, very fine, finer than she was before
>>29704568i read like 2 lines my guy
>>29704576That's just about the tip
>>29703890by an all female jury too, women truly hate women
>>29704509They've got like no intelligence, though. Or very limited, obviously.But yeah, the fact that it seems slower, combined with the fact that I would never get anything out of it, might be what bothers me a little bit.Sucks to know that if I got stranded on a deserted island I would fucking die because I can't eat mussels or crabbies etc
>>29702338This loops quiet nicely. Looks like he walks out unharmed lel
