enough porn and enough discordfags being gay about the colour of penisesthis thread is only about animals and nature being beautiful, cute, scary (no gore of man or beast), funny and generally appreciating it
>>29981788kek
>>29981783
BEHOLD! A man.
>>29983188Mao Kahn
>>29981783impressive, they are just big cats.
>>29983178on't hate me cause I'm beautiful, nigga
>>29983595what a dick lol
>>29983595Clean it the fuck up jannie.
>>29983597Had a buddy in HS and his dog could down a whole beer in like 6 seconds.
>>29981784Pippa
>>29981820Remember the evolution tells you that the snake grew out a perfect insect bait on its tail because once upon a time a snake was born that had a perfectly formed insect looking bait on its tail and it mated with all the females and in time every snake born from that species had a perfect insect bait on its tail.
>>29983075why didn't OP's tiger just do that?
>>29983247turn around, they follow you. run in the opposite direction, they run towards you. stare them in the eyes, they freeze. run towards them, they run away. it's hilarious how they all work in the same manner.
>>29984530this is quite horrifying. a grizzly can weight easily 500 pounds, a moose 700. imagine those big bastards running at you at that speed.
>>29984366cool strawman, but unfortunately that's not at all how it works nor how anybody claims it works.
>>29984366>implying "invisible magic man in the sky abracadabra'd this and every other creature on earth into existence one day" is more believable
>>29984455
>>29981783For me it's ruining the premise of threads like this by posting camwhore cats
>>29984685DOUBLE K.O.!
>>29984366No it doesn't. Evolution does not say a single animal is born perfect, mates with everyone and changes the species. Traits do not spread because one individual mates with all females; they spread because many individuals with small advantages leave slightly more offspring over many generations. Godcels can't be content with their own fabrications so they start inventing nonsense about evolution.
>>29984661cool
>>29984649>an Adélie, the feistiest penguin in the worldhttps://youtu.be/IvkfpgjBt5k?t=106
>>29984796I hate spawn campers
>>29985333A group of trannies see a lone boy.
>>29981788kek'd & check'd>>29983144was it trying to an hero?
>>29983038Moonman had a cat?
>>29983602>My Arakis. My desert. My Dune
>>29985714amazing.
>>29985690i make that same face
>>29981783That tiger has no idea how close it came to death.
>>29985714Awwwwww!
>>29985697Baron Harkonnen!
>>29985947AI slop and ear rape. don't even bother opening it
Good thread
>>29986041>Everything that surprises me must be AIhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/31/polar-bears-move-into-abandoned-arctic-weather-station-photo-essayhttps://youtube.com/shorts/bcA00wirnZU
>>29984366And the bible says you're a faggot whose parents hate him. See? I can do that too.
>>29983144Bear is a funny animal until it is scary.
>>29984104What do you think they're talking about?
>>29986196its a joke theres also no ear rape
>>29984460Big, low-IQ herbivores are such vile creatures. Rhinos, hippos, bulls, etc.
this thread is blessed. a shining beacon on this shithole board
>>29984366I've never seen a single clapback from a creationist who had even a childlike understanding of natural selection.Its fucking embarrassing.
>>29986400he had him. why let him go?
>>29984881I would love to blow a load out of MY trunk onto her, as well... and let's just say by trunk I mean my penis.
>>29986509I think he realized it was a bigger meal than he could manage. Just a guess, I don't know anything about seahorses.
>>29986400wtf is that silly creature at 0:33 kek
>>29986564That's a dog
>>29985714wholesome
>>29984796>No, its not that rare and beneficial mutations persist in offspring. >it's that rare and beneficial mutations persist in offspring over long timeHow is this different?
>>29986314Can one beat 100 Joe Rogans?
>>29984366Probably bait but the end result is the same regardless, you look like a retard.Evolution doesn't "tell" anyone anything. Its a description of a natural phenomena through scientific means and has been observed. It is a fact. End of story.
>>29984530The stupid horse could never out run the badger, and even if it did it would find its self full of quills.
>>29983075Hillary has always had a temper.
>>29985664Hmm...reminds me of the way a certain human demographic behaves.
>>29983153It looks like Kamala Harris.
>>29983586Fucking illegal aliens.
>>29983601God, I hate turtles.
>>29984424Birdet
>>29984359I bet that there's a seal Karen who is screaming STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
>>29983144Even ball shots downs the mighty bear.
>>29984436This is one of Fauci's labs
>>29984366Brown hands typed this.
>>29984366firstly, this guy >>29984796 is right.>>29986629 not trying to be rude but you're pretty dumb, he's saying that multiple individuals of a species mutating with one small incremental change in a single generation becomes slightly more advantageous (maybe a slightly longer insect leg looking tail for example), idk the exact number but let's just say 20% of the snakes have a longer more insect looking tail, they pass on say 60% of their genes and the other snakes that didn't have the advantage pass on say 40% of their genes, and so in the next generation there's a higher percentage of snakes with the advantageous trait. Over MILLIONS of years, that becomes a trait of basically all the snakes, and then more snakes are born with an even longer leg looking tail, or/then two legs on their tail. The proccess continues and then you end up with a fully formed insect tail.The point is, the rare and beneficial mutations are SLIGHT CHANGES over a long time, that's why people emphasise the "long time" part. One snake doesn't just suddenly get born with a tail that looks exactly like an insect and then pass on its genes to 100% of the gene pool and wipe out the rest and in the next generation all has insect tails, nor is one born with an insect tail and has 10% of their offspring with an identical insect tail, until enough insect tail snakes are made. Each step is a very small change, which would make no difference, if it weren't for millions of years. People who don't understand the basic principles of evolution try to explain it in one or a few huge leaps to make it sound impossible to be facetious and justify their beliefs
>>29983597Hope they disposed that glass later. Only dog parents think it is ok to use glass after dog used it as water bowl
>>29984546That video is sped up
>>29984881What a succulent meal!
>>29985690huh, it never occurred to me that snakes shit. yeah, obviously they do, but i took it for granted, i guess. since they're just scaly noodles with teeth
>>29986564Thats a cuttlefish
>>29984425I had a dog who barked at it's reflection the first time ever seeing it and realized just as fast that it was itself, then never again in it's life. Dogs on TV, pictures on my phone, even doorbells on TV, it never paid mind to any of it. Same with the cat.
>>29985691>Mfw you realize everything is just a legion of cellsMaybe using they/them pronouns ain't wrong after all...
>>29981783What a huge pussy.
>>29983601OK that's kinda cute.
>>29984429"I shall decorate the walls with the blood of my enemies"
>>29984416that whale has it made even though they probably harpooned his entire family because nobody pushes Japan around
>>29986564>>29987235>rewatch video>the cuttlefish is in the background at the beginningKEK
>>29987544he looks exactly like my dog.
>>29984796You are an abjectly miserable person.
>>29987631nice tune
>>29986400What that octupus trying? he is not very smart.
>>29983075Sad how in early internet days it would’ve just been the video maybe with funny music overlayed on it, now everything has negrospeak and hip hop.
>>29984434>firefox release forks
>>29987170Turtles: the niggers of the ocean
>>29984354ChatGPT is useful sometimes, that happens in Southeast Asia where the frog stays away from the digestive enzymes and leaves droppings that are actually beneficial to the pitcher plant.
>>29988482You clearly can see how MAD is the fish in the cave. He is a MAD SHACKING levels.
>>29988508>"hello good sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?"
>>29987099you can clearly see that cup and the cup half a meter over are one-time use plastic cupsyou are dumber than the mutt in the video
>>29987995Shark is going to suffocate if he stays still
>>29983038Miaho nigga nigga nigga nigga
>>29988508>LGBTBBQ goes to Iran
>>29986938You've been wat
>>29989006...ching too many memes Anon, or you are a newfag.
>>29987071Faggot, nobody is going to read your gay pride word wall
some bears are so smart.
>>29986009wtf kinda goofy looking dumb fuck cat is that
>>29986915Underrated reply.
>>29989182>no argumentlol
>>29989255That's pretty chill of him
>>29989246>0:07>"shit, wrong way"
human made horrors beyond crab comprehension, but with garlic mayonnaise are delicious.
>>29981783Need good peaceful threads on here desu
>>29984366>remember Insufferable midwit detected
>>29989321Got 'Eem!
>>29986976>Implying white american conservatives aren't pushing for that shit to be taught at schools
you know there's a worksafe gif board... right?
>>29990137>porn is my LIFE
>>29989759Can hippos go on salt water?
>>29984104You have reached your destination Bears in San Francisco when the power goes out
>>29989759Those are tapir, not hippos. I guess they could both live in saltwater since they don't breathe under water. The kind you're thinking of would still need a source of fresh water to drink so they would have a very limited range of places they could live in saltwater.I think there are some hippo and tapir species that are adapted to saltwater as well.
>>29989188I could watch beaver wrestling for days. Also checked
>>29989246This raccoon looks like he's halfway through a diamond heist
>>29989249>LaShawniqua in HR
>>29990556freedom of choice
>>29986395Big Bird?
>>29984104
>>29986423That guy isn't a creationist, he's a troll. I'm a creationist, I'll tell you how we think:>DNA replication requires 9 distinct molecular machines to function>Evolution happens one step at a time>9 intermediary steps that aren't adaptive prior to the development of a new trait is beyond astronomically impossible>Therefore DNA must have been created>You look and think like your mom and dad>So evolution exists and happens>It just doesn't explain the origins of life
>>29990849Your trail cam? This is from one of mine.
>>29991160Tiger "hold my beer"
>>29989258>Touch grass
>>29984472Stop...I can't take such high levels of cuteness.
>>29991294
>>29989323Everyone love chicken nuggets
>>29991164>>29991307Nature can be both hardcore and cute
>>29986069wtf
>>29986400had the whole neighborhood coming over to see what's going on
>>29990342Fat lil guy
>>29984796who says abortion isnt natural
>>29990846Gayest shit I've seen on /gif/ in years.
>>29989188Like Sisyphus these animals will never find love or peace. They will spend eternity locked in combat, waiting for a victory that will never come.
>>29984482Jinksie doesn't have opposable thumbs, Fokker!
>>29989196Cats have an innate moral compass.
>>29989385Now this is what i call Fresh.
>>29989199What was the plan here? Did the bear want the pigs or the slop?
>>29989385>Crab Neo after taking the red pill...
>>29989258Imagine this thing biting your penis.
>>29984546It's AI slop, sped up and edited
>>29992133What kind of hunting is this?
>>29990422When ya gotta jerk off, ya gotta jerk off.
>>29991164Fuck a croc. Based tiger
>>29983075Bitch must really hate that goose
>>29989292
>>29992150They released animals to run through a mine field to clear the mines from some old war.
>>29992166Holy shit those things are fast in the water
>>29992173I guess that's one way to clear a minefield lmao
>>29984687I'll take 1 of each
>>29992149Whew, good thing he landed in water. Just like in Minecraft, you're safe if you land in water from any height no matter what.
>>29984881Was hoping the elephant was gonna rip her top off
>>29992190Make it happen with grok idiot
>>29986041>>29986196Isn't it depressing that the younger generations just give up on wonder, and assume what they can't imagine being true must therefore not be?AI is NOT making us smarter. It's making us mentally lazy.
>>29981794i merely assume
>>29986911T. Mario
>>29989310There's an active product recall on some serial ranges of this chainsaw.>https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026/Milwaukee-Tool-Recalls-M18-FUEL-14-and-12-Top-Handle-Chainsaws-Due-to-Laceration-Hazard
>>29984366Might as well say: "if evolution is real why are there monkeys at the zoo?"
>>29983153>BEHOLD! A man.Dude, your references are out of control.
>>29985947>hmm today I think I'll do some rural stalkan>I know just the place
>>29989246>Dammit Fisher, you've set off the alarm. I'm pulling the op.
>>29989249This is more upsetting than teaching primates to smoke.
Bump!
>>29981794>don't fuck that, you'll get aids
>>29984420>john 'kanye' west
