Kinda bland and goopy. I don't know if it's the protein density, but left an aftertaste not dissimilar to my wife's breast milk (I had to help her get unclogged a few times)

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>>30047872
Mine is usually fairly salty but occasionally a bit sweet, especially when I'm eating healthier. It's not a bad taste! No gf of mine has ever said it tastes bad either.

>>30047872
Yeah, I think if you grew up past 1995 and watched porn on the web where women were sucking on guys dicks and getting the ejaculation in their mouths, eventually you decided to taste your own. It tastes a little bit like mucus, consistency is the same also.

>>30047872
when i was younger (early teens) i tried nofap because i wasn't happy with myself and i would ignore my failed attempts so long as i ate my own spunk afterwards

sperm itself is like the solid stringy masses of melted butter suspended in a sticky jelly like egg whites, and personally my sperm tasted like melted salted butter which makes the comparison easier

>>30048011
Was one less likely to before?

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>>30047872
I always wanted to but I always give up after cumming.
I would need a mistress like this to just feed me no matter what.

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>>30048058
Self-facial is the only way to get myself to do it without backing out, but being ordered to eat it would be very hot!

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Yes many many times.
The first time was with my wife, we were drunk and just got home from a night out together, and were having sex. I had already made her cum multiple times with my hands and a vibrator becuase I usually don't last as long and want her to enjoy it. Also when she cums and I haven't been inside her she get's even hornier and starts to beg for cum.
Anyway this time she is on all fours and is begging me to cum, being drunk I'm lasting longer than usual. She is dirty talking asking if I like her big ass, or if her ass is going to make me cum. I tell her I want to cum all over her ass which is something we have never really done before. I usually cum in her pussy or mouth, never on her. But right now it seems like the time and she seems into it. She says that's really hot but if I cum on her ass then I have to clean it up. This almost instantly makes me cum, so I pull out and start shooting between her cheeks, up her ass and up her back. She moans in pleasure and arches her back down more spreading her ass more. I push the tip of my cock on her asshole for the last little burst and milk out the last drops. She is laying there basically purring and shaking her ass for me, and says alright time to clean up before it dries. I say ok and bend down, spread her cheeks even more lick her from pussy up her asscrack and up her back. Licking up all of it from her cheeks and back and then eating her ass out for a couple of minutes.
She finally rolls over after moaning and says that was really hot and pulls me in for a makeout. Then she tells me she just ment for me to get a towel and wipe her down... I felt so embarrased and shocked but she reassured me that she had fun.

I eat cum off her ass very often now.

>>30047872
I love sucking my own dick
I feel so good when I feel throbs and bitter ropes in my mouth...

>>30048011
This. It ain't much different than snot. Its honestly all mental. If you think its gonna be nasty, it is

>>30048034
I don't have any data on this (seriously doubt there is any), but I think it would make sense. I think people who aren't attracted to men would rarely even think to try it if they didn't see it happen somewhere.

i eat my cum out of my wife all the time; i eat it out of fleshlights/onaholes, i do the whole put your legs over your head and self facial yourself thing, i eat it if she jerks me and feeds me it

yall just need to try it out and you'll like it if you dont eat pure garbage all the time

Many times. I grew up self-sucking a lot, and Im bi, so I tasted my own first time when I was 12 or so. Ive always loved blowing other guys too, and their cum is a nice reward for my efforts. Now im dating a girl, and sex usually ends with her blowing me, to avoid cumming inside her, and we usually make out right after. Always been a turn on for me and is for her too, less so because of the taste, more because of the inherent kinkiness of it I guess.

If you ask me, this is one of the things you can do to truly discover yourself.

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>>30047872
Mini-story time.
Semen is made out of 4 major separate things:
- from balls: the swimmers and their primordial liquid
- from prostate: clear prostatic liquid
- from a glans found next to the prostate: the white stuff
- from another smaller glans similar to the previous: a very sticky mucus that binds everything together.
Now:
- Most have no idea that semen mostly comes from internal glans and NOT from the balls. Only the swimmers come from the balls and they make up just <5% of the semen. 95% is helper sauce, enabling the swimmers to do their job.
- When you come, all of the 4 major parts are mixed on the spot creating the familiar semen with its "ropes".
- Semen taste is normally dominated by the taste of the prostatic liquid, which is usually bitter, feels very organic and raw unless your diet is dominated by certain foods.
- If you fuck your ass with a dildo you can (after some years of practice) cause a selective discharge of some of the 4 major parts listed in the beginning.
- When the prostatic liquid is discharged by itself (prostate orgasm) you'll notice it's clear, somewhat runny and is THE dominant contribution to how normally ejaculated semen tastes. In its raw form, this liquid has a very intense taste that definitely requires getting used to.
- When the white stuff is discharged by itself (orgasm from their glans being directly stimulated) you'll notice it's lumpy, much thicker than when mixed with everything else during normal ejaculation. It's also completely devoid of the normal taste associated with semen. It has almost no taste but the texture is wonderful. Lumpy, yummy, plentiful and a bit sticky.
- The sticky mucus is difficult to isolate because its volume is very small and its glans is also small, difficult to stimulate in isolation. It doesn't have a specific taste. You'll notice that once its exhausted during anal fucking, the stuff that comes out next is much runnier.
And now you know.

One domme girl made me cum on her long boots and then told me to lick it.

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>>30047872
Done it a bunch of times when following instructions from roll threads on /b/. Ended up getting some lingerie just so I could do more of those games.
Pretty much the only way to guarantee I follow through with it is by self-sucking with my legs over my shoulders and blasting directly into my mouth

While I was a desperate horny teen, a girl I was trying to get with (the class whore), she got me to self-suck in front of her - that's where I learned to do it. She said if I could suck my own dick, she'd suck mine. Long story short, it was a success... but I barely lasted 5 minutes

>>30047872
no, that would be gay

>>30047872
I eat my cum quite often. It is usually as a nice cum kiss after my wife gives sucks my dick. She swallows some and then she comes up and we share my cum with a nice long kiss. It is hard to describe the flavor, but it does have a little saltiness to it.

Every time my wife gives me a HJ, she always catches it with a cup and force feeds me. At first I wasn't too much of a fan, but now I kind of enjoy my reward for being a good bitch for her.

>>30048843
>from their glans being directly stimulated
??
How is that any different than normal

>>30047872
When I was a kid, it was just how I cleaned up after jerking off. I don't get what the big deal is.

>>30047872
I used to be able to suck my own dick
usually, I could not suck to completion, but would suck my own dick as part of masturbation
I came in my mouth sometimes, but bent over as I was, orgasms felt better not sucking at the time
that said, cum tastes just like it smells, its not great. And then you have to go brush your teeth, but you still know you have cum in your mouth

>>30049145
gravity can be your friend

>>30047872
Yes of course. I'm curious. Not bi-curious at all, hetero. But I wanted to know what I give to my girl.
It's salty, a bit sweet. Texture like egg yolk, it's really not that bad. I appreciate it now. Like my girl.
I often lick it after masturbation or deep kissing my girl after cumming in her mouth.
It don't really taste... Let's say... It don't really taste "Anything" if I can say it like that.

The best to begin is to be on your back on a bed, legs over your head and ejaculating directly in your mouth. Like that you have no other choices but to, at least, taste it.
When my girl finis me in that position, it's heaven on earth.

>>30047872
Many times, especially after Gay4Tay or sissy CEI

>>30048257
very hot, that's a great wife you've got there from the sound of it

>>30047872
>Have men ever tasted their own sperm?
My sperm is rather sweet. My brother’s sperm is quite the opposite, on the bitter side. My father however has a salty taste to his sperm.

>>30048213
>>30048058
my ex was really into it.
>made me cum in her hand and then slapped me in the face and shoved it in my mouth
>made me self facial a lot
>had me lick it off her feet
>had me eat it out of her pussy
>would feed it to me out of condoms
one time at a party she had me cum in a condom, then put that condom on her strapon, then pegged me, then made me suck the cum out of the condom

>>30049711
Wow. I want a girl like that.
You where a lucky dude.

>>30047872
Yeah. Its tastes like cum.

>>30048843
thank you, cum professor
>>30049400
individually stimulated, from inside your rectum
thought that seminal vesicles can, but gpt told me they can't, and reassured me it's ok that I'm built to be a butt slut

the first time I tasted my own, it made me hate women because it tasted like almost nothing, and meanwhile every porn I had watched until that point the woman made it look like it tasted like rotten eggs or something, where they immediately spit out each squirt. fucking women. anyway I've only sucked maybe a dozen guys but it generally tastes like barely salty mucus. Asian guys taste like nothing at all

The hardest I've ever came was when my gf at the time edged me with her hands extremely gently until I oozed cum out of my dick like lava just spilling out. I experienced 0 sensation of cumming and she caught it all on her tongue, then sat up on my lap and inserted me inside of her and passionately kissed me. She didnt even move, just let my cock sit inside her and I came so incredibly hard and was squirming around while she made sure to keep kissing me.

I still jerk off to the thought

Never waste it.
It's free food.

>>30049145
I'm kinda fat so I cannot selfsuck. It's a pitty

>>30048325
You ever think about sucking a cock and letting them cum in your mouth?

>>30049145
Cum cramps are a thing for me, especially in this position, not a fun experience.
I was always a flexible guy, once I really got into self sucking. At first it was not that great, the effort really made it feel like I was sucking a dick, not getting sucked. But I kept trying, after a while I managed to deep throat myself, but the feeling of getting sucked never surpassed the feeling of sucking.
Anyway, never had an enjoyable experience, stoped once I fucked my back for a few weeks and cumming in my mouth gave me really bad crumps, I do not recommend.

>>30050457
>thank you, cum professor
you're welcum
>gpt told me they can't
gpt is wrong. duh.
any significant variation in dildo shape or hardness, cums with a good chance it will primarily stimulate a different glans/organ and it won't be the same across people because anatomy and butt-slutting experience both vary. however, it remains true that dildos of varying shapes and materials will feel different and will produce different male orgasms.
for example:
- Topco Sales - TLC Adam's Cock - A sturdy baseline dildo, with a ~16.5 cm (6.5 in) insertable shaft that's ~4.4 cm (1.7 in) in diameter and a bulbous head that's about 10-20% wider. The material is some sort of plastic (use a condom). It's stiff enough that while inserted it will only minimally bend and it's not squishy, the head will always retain its shape when squeezed by your ass walls.
The result is this dildo will easily cause prostatic orgasms and if you make ample movements - like all in + all out - then it will hit your urinary bladder and it will cause an orgasmic piss discharge.
- lovetoy - 12" Legendary King-Sized Realistic Dildo - A large dildo, with a 22 cm (8.7 in) insertable shaft that's ~5.5 cm (2.2 in) in diameter and a bulbous head that's about 10-20% wider. The material is again some sort of plastic (use a condom). It's mildly stiff, it will bend to a reasonable extent while inserted and it's not squishy, the head will always retain its shape when squeezed by your ass walls.
The result is this dildo will easily cause seminal vesicles orgasms, milking just the white stuff out when fully inserted as it will reach deep, opening the sigmoid bend. OBVIOUSLY, not for beginners.
etc.
---
the shape of dildos will determine what kind of male orgasm they primarily cause and it will also limit dildos to those orgasms. for exampe, it's difficult to cause a prostatic / urinary bladder orgasm with the lovetoy above. it just won't work.

>>30047872
I tried it twice when i was 17 (im 32 currently)
Cum gets cold very fast
First time i ate it while it was warm and second time while it was cold
it felt better in my mounth when it went in warm but i didn't like either way
it gave me some appreciation for women who drink it
Nowadays wherever my wife drinks my cum i actually thank her because i know that shit is not pleasant

>>30050576
Anon, I hope her name was Christy because I experienced the exact same move and it would be nice to have a new Eskimo brother.

I've tasted mine and the closest thing I can compare it to is the paint inside of a paintball. Like a liquid saltine cracker. That being said, I've had 5 different women tell me I taste "amazing", which leads me to believe lots of cum tastes like shit and anything not nasty is good.

>>30047979
sauce?

>>30051080
... Ohio?

>>30051104
Illinois, it's not out of the question!

The first time it tastes odd

The second time it tastes fine

The third time it tastes...kinda good, actually?

The fifth time it tastes sexy

The tenth time thinking about tasting it is what made you jerk off in the first place

By the 20th time the thought of it makes you leak, and of course the leak goes right into your mouth, which fills your nose with the smell, the incomparable smell, which makes you leak more, and now the goal is to leak as much as possible without cumming for real, because then you get more. and more. and more.

>>30047872
Mine tastes acrid and burns like hell down my throat. Smells like ammonia or bleach. Precum is just a light musky flavor. I like it. The cum I do not like at all.

>>30047872
obviously, i gotta make sure itll taste good for the bf

>>30051223
Lel same, that's an allergy tho

>>30049436
I want to like sucking my own dick but it's just too easy to cum from it imo, the bit of pleasure just doesn't make up for the sore neck and back for me

>>30048458
>i eat my cum out of my wife all the time; i eat it out of fleshlights/onaholes, i do the whole put your legs over your head and self facial yourself thing, i eat it if she jerks me and feeds me it
When I was dating my wife, I told her I tasted myself often after she was shocked I kissed her after a blowjob. Pretty soon after I told her not to swallow it during a bj and then snowballed her which she thought was really hot and kickstarted a lot of kinky sex where I would eat it from her body or pussy.

I took a risk and eventually I asked her if she wanted to watch how I would do it before, she said yes, and so I jerked off into my mouth with my legs over my head while she masturbated to the sight. Since then, she's told me she masturbates alone imagining me on my knees with cum in my mouth after blowing a guy.

>>30052048
congrats, your wife has now lost all respect for you and only see you as her little sissy bitch. It won't be long before she cuck you lmao

>>30047872
Yes, multiple times. There's this strange sensation of shame after swallowing it, but if it's before beginning to jerk off I'm horny enough to actually enjoy picking precum off my glans by circling it with my pinky fingertip between glans-foreskin and getting hornier after tasting and swallowing it.
>>30047979
>>30051099
Mary Haze

>>30047872
tongued it once when i was drunk. any sort of desire to taste my own while jerking off leaves as soon as it's gone from my body lmao. it tasted fine, a bit like snot. not really sure why some women have such a hard time swallowing it in small quantities.

I never did because I'm not a fucking faggot, but my crusty jerksock smells like cotton candy.

Literally just did. It was great. Letting it get cold ruins it, you gotta shoot right in your mouth and then clean up after. Also did it before my morning coffee since if I wait too long after it will taste more bitter than salty.

I find it best to be watching a video of a facial. For me today it was >>30049380

>>30047872
One of the hottest experiences I've ever had was with my last gf. I came in her mouth but it looked it was too much for her so she was making her way to the bathroom so I grabbed her, pulled her towards me and we shared the cum while making out. She was shocked at first but wanted to do it again shortly after. Nothing will beat the first time though.

Just like karaoke, i think I really want to then when the time comes, i really dont wanna.
I think im just not the kinda guy who does karaoke or eat cum

>>30047872
I did once. I was fucking this chick on the floor at a buddy's house like a degenerate and I pulled out and blew my load on the chick, but it was in the dark, so I didn't notice that she'd smeared it all over herself. I went to kiss her nipple and realized I was tasting myself. There didn't seem to be any flavor, but I was disgusted.I didn't let her know though and just went to bed after.

>>30053506
She was probably disgusted and considered you gay from that point on for it.

>>30051045
>gpt is wrong. duh.
>any significant variation in dildo shape or hardness, cums with a good chance it will primarily stimulate a different glans/organ and it won't be the same across people because anatomy and butt-slutting experience both vary.
no I mean I was quite persistent in asking it if going deeper, more laterally, etc would work, and turns out that the diagrams are kinda misleading about this use case - while at least some show the seminal vesicles being more lateral, thing is apparently there's a wedge-shaped area of a lot of strong connective tissue and fascia starting above the prostate (serves as an anchoring point to a lot of stuff around too), and even if the rectum is stretched, the most the vesicles can get is some indirect stuff that's nowhere near how accessible the prostate is
but, proctologists and other manual prostate manipulators will know best

>>30050576
based, some women really are amazing

If I were to clone myself and suck my own cock (and swallow the cum) would that make me gay? Being gay is, by definition, having sexual relations with another man. But if that "other man" is literally just me, it therefore technically ISN'T another man at all, is it? Kind of a "Ship of Theseus"-like question, I really don't know the answer.

>>30053925
It would be gay because the other man is not "literally" you, it's a clone of you. It's become a separate entity once it split from you.

>>30053925
100% gay, however- there is a way to suck your own dick and have it not be gay, outside of self suck if you're flexible enough. You'd have to astral project out of your body and suck yourself off that way. Technically it's always gay 100% of the time to put a penis in your mouth, but this way it's your own consciousness and your own penis. Still gay, but arguably less gay than sucking another man's dick.

it just tastes like snot

>>30054082
Interesting... however very flawed hypothesis. An astrally projected entity, can NOT interact with the physical world, in the same way a ghost can't, as they both are not part of the physical plane anymore. Which means an astral projection can not "suck a cock" in the true sense of the word. It can hover over the cock, put it's mouth around it, etc. BUT it can never cause a physical sensation to the "sucked" penises nerve endings, which is the condition for the pleasure and eventual orgasming and ejacualtion of the sucked individual. So no, your astral projection can not suck a cock, neither your own nor anyone elses.


>>30054077
No shit moron, that's why I said it is "another man", because it exists outside of you as a separate body, in a different place in space. However, as a clone it would be exactly your copy, the very same build in structure and ingredients, down to the molecular and atomic level. So now, for a hypothetical 3rd person entering the room, it would be absolutely impossible to distinguish between the clone and the original, even if he had an electron microscope and all laboratory equiptment in the world. Which then means, even though he is seperate from you, he is IDENTICAL to you, so by definition he can not be "another" man, he is the SAME man.

>>30054177
Not flawed. You can orgasm using your mind alone. The act of placing your astral form's mouth on your penis might be enough of a mental push to accomplish the hands free orgasm.

>>30047872
Yup. Came in my gf, and lifted her ass up so I could eat her shithole covered in grool, my cum leaked out and I tongue fucked her with our cumsoup. She got turned on. Now she makes me kiss her after facefucking and cum swap

>>30054200
Hm, yes I get the idea, but I always understood a hands-free orgasm as an orgasm that was achieved by the power of your imagination/sexual arousal caused by a sufficiently strong imagination. So while it does not require physical stimulation, at the same time it also does not require paranormal entities or entities from other planes at all. You and your thoughts alone suffice. So an astral projection caressing cour cock in any way would not be necessary.

>>30051632
>that's an allergy tho
found that out the fun way myself. tasted my own stuff one day and left my tongue with an intense tingle, never did get up the nerve to swallow. could only imagine what a load in the ass would feel like. feels bad bro

>>30052740
>im a manly man who speaks on behalf of all women

>>30052883
hack: edge yourself until it just barely starts leaking out. then you can taste away without reaching orgasm/refractory. when you're satisfied you can still finish up as per normal

>>30052915
>i will purposely keep an amount of cum in my room so i can smell it, rub my dick on it, and make it bigger and smellier isnt gay, but tasting a substance my own body went through the trouble of making is

>>30054284
Perhaps not, but it would be the only way to be less than 100% gay about sucking a cock

>>30047872
Yeah, I used to regularly eat my cum. The thought of swallowing my load, especially at the command of a woman, is so arousing, and I really enjoyed doing so after a ruined orgasm. Mine doesn't have much flavor but a sort of spicy aftertaste that quickly dissipates. I've never tried it after binging on pineapple or stuff like that that supposedly makes it sweeter.
>>30049711
Lucky.

>>30054545
Well, now you and your gay trans boyfriend can swallow each others cum and you can tell him to command you to do it.

>>30054488
True

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>>30050679
I do~

>>30047872
Yes, tastes like salty watery pudding

>>30047872
I've tasted my own. It didn't taste like much - not salty or bitter. It really has more of a smell than a taste.

>>30047872
>Has anyone tried it and can describe how it felt?
My ex once gave me a snowball as a joke after some drunken sex. Just tasted/felt like salty warm phlegm. Spat it out in her face, which she thought was hilarious.
tldr: Thick and salty. 2/10. Would not recommend.

>>30047872
Just tried it. Honestly I was bracing myself so it wasn't as bad as I was expecting. Honestly it was just saltier than I was expecting. Definitely an acquired taste, but I could see myself putting up with it if I was in the mood

I’ve tried a lot of times in the past, but I always gave up because of the post nut clarity, but 3 months ago a decided to try again, I stopped jerking off for 7 days to “save” some sperm, so then I was masturbating and came very hard, it was a lot of cum that came out and it was a Mess all over my hand, so I licked part of it, didnt “Think” much about what I was doing, I just did, it didnt felt bad, I kinda liked (The fact that I succed), and then started thinking that women have nothing to complain about it, because doesnt taste bad at all

Love the taste, absolutely fucking hate the texture.

I’ve tasted mine before. It’s just kinda whatever. I’ve eaten a husbands cum out of his wife before and now that tasted good.

I'm surprised a lot of guys have tried it in this thread, I never have and never will

>>30047872
Warm and salty. I used to this as a teenager >>30056627 , not proud of it.

>>30053237
>Letting it get cold ruins it
I once came on my gfs titties and then later went to kiss her neck while cuddling and accidentally got a taste of my cum that ran down her neck. Since it was unexpected and cold it was gross to me and I wiped it off my lips. But I've eaten her out after creampies so many times and love the taste then.

>>30047872
I've came on a few different girls feet then licked my cum off them. Great experiences.

>>30057447
Trying this won't make you gay, it will just satisfy your curiosity; plus, knowing what it tastes like is quite interesting and intriguing.

If you want to try but give up after ejaculating, the solution is to ejaculate without orgasm. Normally, when you ejaculate, your muscles contract and semen is expelled, and your sexual desire ends after ejaculation. However, if you can ejaculate by allowing semen to flow from your penis without muscle contractions (without ejaculation), you can both control your ejaculation and your sexual desire will not end until you actually ejaculate with muscle contractions. When masturbating, first try to ejaculate intentionally, just like you would when urinating. Stop just before you are about to ejaculate, then do it again. After a while, your ability to control yourself will significantly increase, and you will be able to ejaculate without orgasm.

>>30047872
It feels weird in your mouth and doesn't taste good if that's what you're wondering.

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First taste of cum i kissed a girl at a party when I was 14 and apparently she'd just sucked off some dude a minute earlier.

Later when i was 20something I convinced my gf to bring home a dude and fuck him in the living room while i was in bed. After he finished in her she came to me and got on my dick, I asked her to lick his cum off my dick and kiss me, which she did. Then I said sit on my face and I licked it out of her. After that I'd asked her do that with my cum but had some revulsion.

I have been able to awkwardly get at an angle like this and cum on my face but it usually misses, I don't want to lick it off my hand for some reason.>>30049145

Years later at 35 my gf has a couple of times taken cum in her mouth as I'm finishing, hops on my dick and spits it in my mouth which I enjoy, but its over so soon. It took her so long to get over the ickyness and just do it without me prompting every step. Would be great if it was someone else's cum but shes not into anything like that.

Been thinking hard about hiring a hot tranny to cum in my mouth but doing it in secret is hard work.

>>30047872
Tried to taste it many times but don't really like the taste, mine is salty and a bit, I dunno how to describe it, sour maybe? Anyway I never got to swallow it, I always spit it out in the end. Different story for precum, it's a mix of sweet and salty and I absolutely ADORE the taste, I can stand legs up and let it drip precum in my mouth for hours while I fuck my ass.

Had a side chick stick her tongue in my mouth after blowing me. Not a full snow ball but the residual after swallowing (I miss that dirty bitch). It awoke something. My wife has since done it once and I admitted it turned me on.

>>30047872
I used to be able to blow myself, and I've taken more than a few shots straight to the dome. It's hot until it happens, and the post nut clarity makes me get the ick. I usually have a hard time swallowing. It's flavor was meh, and the texture was gross. Precum on the other hand is entirely different.

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try it <3

No that's gay, but I do find it fascinating how some men can suck their own cock. Like how the hell is this even possible? Don't they have organs or a spine?

>>30059469
It's just flexibility (and obviously not being fat and having a decent sized cock). These days, with the cult of big numbers and records and stupid competition, we've forgotten about flexibility and only focus on le big muscles that are all only attained through heavy use of steroids. Flexibility is a skill you can train, it's just not really incentivized in our day to day so most of us are terrible at it. Same deal as how almost everyone these days has poor eyesight, because we're incentivized to treat our eyes badly.

>>30058535
I'm just saying I've never had that curiosity, is it a common thing? Psychologically it grosses me out

>>30059469
I'm sure there are pysical attributes that make it easier for some, cock size beign the obvious one but also being a certain height that's not too short to reach and not too tall that you can't fold yourself to reach but it's really about putting in the effort to try. I grew up sleeping in a single bunk bed that was close to the ceiling that I would put my legs up over my head and use it as leverage to push my hips down to do it. It was always uncomfortable to do it because it hurt my back and so it was hard to maintain an erection and after the novelty wore off I stopped doing it because it was causing me backache. I assume that if I worked on my flexibility instead of forcing it it wouldn't have hurt.

>>30053602
> karaoke
> eating cum
Literally the same thing good analogy anon

>>30047872
hell yes i have my girl once got off to watching me jack off onto my own face. it was hotter than i expected and tasted kinda sweet

I love cum and I taste my own from time to time. I like blowing men too <3.
Cum reveals a lot about a man. Of course you can taste a bit of his diet (beer is yeasty, fruit is sweet, spicy food is nasty). But the consistency and undertones of a man's lovely jism is all dependent on the boy's testosterone levels. Strong high test men ooze the stuff and their cum tends better and sweet. The less testosterone in your man, the less bitterness and it will have which is good and bad haha. Good girls love a strong taste and keep their men's test high. Mmmm. Of course a lot of the flavor is either some saltiness or a little soapy like a bay leaf. God, I miss blowing boys, my friends have kind of grown up.
But yeah tasting my own is whatever it's just kind of a little too dirty. I get off on prostate stimulation before and I'm pretty sure I've tasted my no hands love juice at some point or another. I just stay solo since I'm so picky and quite frankly my feminine personality makes normal dating undesireable until my transition pays out more obvious dividends in the breast department.
Idk normalize being bi if you're young and want to try a man you're age. There's worse things than being gay, like being un fucking fortunate.

>>30059568
>Flexibility is a skill you can train
I can't even reach my toes with jefferson curls.

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>>30060183
I love seeing femboys/traps/troons/etc. eat their own but since i'm not that gay regular looking dudes dont do it for me

>>30058674
you first. let's see if me too...

>>30059964
need me a girl like you to be a muse to stay healthy

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>>30047872
yes, it doesn't really taste like much of anything, it is very similar to mucus. it definitely doesn't taste bad. i am convinced that when women complain that they won't take cum in their mouths because it tastes bad that is them doing a gay shit test on you. you easily could call them out on it and demand they swallow your load because you know for a fact it doesn't taste bad at all, but then you'd need to admit to eating cum in the past. this thread is evidence that there are many, many men out there who know the truth on the matter but we're forced to allow women to get away with this selfish lie because no one wants to admit to this. it's tough out here

>>30060558
This kind of shit is strong fuel for the idea that women don't actually love men at all.

My first girlfriend 'tricked' me into it when we were young. She was giving me head and she usually swallowed. She came up to kiss me after I busted and she spit a lot of it into my mouth and wanted me to swallow it. I didn't hate it.

My current girlfriend has been trying to get me to do it for her. She likes to suck her dildo/vibrators when we do mutual masturbation (sometimes we do this when we just are too tired to go hard) and she asks me to eat my cum for her. The problem is, once I bust I have no interest.

Anyone have suggestions? She said to bust into a condom, let her get me hard again and then bite into the condom but I feel like with the added lube it's going to be terrible.

>>30047872
I have tried it. Came on my own face while jerking off with my hips elevated. Also ate my wife pussy after creampieing her. It isn't bad and kind of hot to taste yourself.

>>30060183
there is a longer version with sound, anyone got it?

>>30060643
The prolactin your body releases when you cum is the interest killer. It's 100% nature. It's a signal to your brain and body to stop being horny, but it dissipates very quickly. You can train yourself through it pretty easily. Try setting a timer for 2 minutes after you bust. Then when the timer goes off, touch, smell play or taste. It will be way easier than that moment after you nut. Then the next time take 10 seconds off the timer, and so on until you can go straight to it without losing your nerve. You'll realize it's a temporary state of disinterest. It isn't that you're turned off by it normally, and attracted to it just when horny, but the opposite. You're naturally inclined to be interested, but that post nut chemical burst is the reason you can't make it happen.

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Food makes it more interesting
>titfuck my girl
>use olive oil so lube or lotion does make anything taste off
>nut on her neck and chest
>drip a bit of honey over her while post-nut fades
>she gets worked up with the anticipation
>i lick and kiss and suck her clean while she fingers herself to orgasm

Way hot. Her moans and writhes as I ran my tongue all over her neck made it easy and very erotic.

Wife had me laying on my back with my feet against the wall. She licked my asshole and jerked me off until I came all over my own face, then she licked it all up. Some of it got in my own mouth

>>30061007
I think this explanation is accurate since the idea of it makes me horny, so it isn't just an idea that seems good when I'm already horny. One time I was able to actually ruin my orgasm while inside my gf, both of us didn't move an inch while I leaked out practically a full load and waited a minute before pulling out. And then neither of us can even remember how long I ate her pussy, but long enough for me to eventually no longer taste myself and for her to cum twice.

>>30061007
based, I might try training that way

>>30047872
Throughout out the years of jacking and fucking, I have accidentally. Mine is very sweet with a slightly salty and soapy aftertaste.

>>30061396
It works. Also a mantra of some sort helps psyche you up. Feel it, smell it, look at it and say something like "This is mine, I made it, I can do what I want with it." Say it out loud and it legit helps more than just thinking.

We've been conditioned to view bodily fluids as disgusting in general. Sure this is true for waste products like piss and shit, but things like semen, breast milk, saliva, vaginal fluids are all products created by the human body for positive purposes. Your cum contains far more than just sperm and prostate fluid. Small, but not ineffectual amounts of testosterone, estrogen and prolactin induce recovery and repair in the vagina. Seratonin, oxytocin and endorphines that are absorbed to promote feelings of bonding and elation. Even a naturally created opioid to reduce pain. Your partner gets thise benefits when you nut in her, or she consumes it orally, but every time you shoot a load and flush it down the toilet, there goes a natural cocktail of feel good chemicals you could have been enjoying the benefit of.

>>30061535
thank you anon, I'll be getting that feel good cocktail tonight thanks to you

>>30061109
always wanted the source of this one

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>>30061535
This is also something the semen retention tards get wrong. Your body is constantly producing all of these chemicals in the glands in your reproductive tract. There is no limit to their production at which they are reabsorbed to benefit you internally. Your reproductive tract does not contain the receptors for reabsorbtion, and they are stored until the volume is released, or you experince a night emission, neither of which take advantage of the beneficial endorphines. Only testosterone has the potential to increase marginally, and you get a greater and more consistent increase of testosterone from regular sexual activity or release.

You should be nutting somewhere in your girl to give her the mental health benefits of the magic anti-depressant happy juice your body makes, or you should be using it yourself.

Tldr: eat it.

>>30060172
I actually used to do this with pumpkin bread. Tastes delicious.

>>30061007
This is true. Sometimes after I cum I'll go take a shower to clean up, but while waiting for the shower to heat up I'll suddenly gain the interest again to eat my cum as I watch it drip from my dick or see the mess all over myself. It's a no brainer and I'll grab as much as I can off myself to eat.

>>30048843
Can't take you seriously if you're so ignorant you don't know the difference between glans and gland. Let's give a biology lesson and use all the wrong words.

just suck someone else

>>30061619
where do you think they absorb best - tongue, throat and tummy, inside butt?

>>30061864
might be butt since mouth and stomach are a lot more protected from external stuff. women for comparison:
>In a sample of sexually active college females, condom use, as an indirect measure of the presence of semen in the reproductive tract, was related to scores on the Beck Depression Inventory. Not only were females who were having sex without condoms less depressed, but depressive symptoms and suicide attempts among females who used condoms were proportional to the consistency of condom use. For females who did not use condoms, depression scores went up as the amount of time since their last sexual encounter increased. These data are consistent with the possibility that semen may antagonize depressive symptoms and evidence which shows that the vagina absorbs a number of components of semen that can be detected in the bloodstream within a few hours of administration.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12049024/

>>30061925
For tens of thousands of years women were getting nutted in so consistently that their brains and bodies evolved to be dependent on regular infusions of exogenous hormones and endorphines. Then in the period following the fall of Rome and the rise of Christianity, overzealous, powerdrunk priests decided that if they couldn't have sex, nobody else could either, and thus began the repression of both nature and happiness. Women crave your cum instinctively, and it is those women who suppress this craving that represent the greatest danger to themselves and to society as a whole. Sexually repressive societies breed intrinsically psychotic and unstable women, and if the society isn't structured to control that mental instability by other means like force, feature or law, it becomes it speeds the collapse of civilizations more than any other destabilizing force. We live in an era where those repressed, psychotic women, the lesbians, the spinsters, the nannies, have gained enormous political and social power, and will wreak havok on every facet of typical, wholesome human function because nobody is dicking them down as nature intended.

>>30049696
Do your sis & mom concur?

Yes. Hetero here, but after hearing all the pineapple myths I wanted to put things to test and ended up taking a liking to it. In my experience the taste differed based on diet, but generally could only say it was either salty or somewhat neutral. I imagine egg whites with those occasional nasty white things in it would have the same consistency but it doesn’t feel as disgusting since it’s my fluid. Rather fun to play with in your mouth as it becomes a bit thicker, creamier and then sticky but I started noticing some impact on my breath and eventually came down with a bit of a flu after each time I tasted it so I decided to stop. Don’t miss it too much but whenever I have no tissues nearby I def get the urge to just slurp it lol.

>>30061822
I admit that has happened to me too. I'll flush the tissue since I lost the interest in tasting it and then get horny again 5 minutes later and regret getting rid of it. I started sometimes jerking off with a condom so if I get horny again shortly after cumming, I'll taste it as easily as pre-cum and become a horny cum slut.

>>30052843
My brother in christ the stuff between glans-foreskin, the white creamy stuff is not precum lmao. Wash your fucking penis

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>>30061826
Thanks for pointing it out. ESL problems.

Others have already pointed out but I want to confirm that there are indeed several hacks to enjoy your own cum.
1. As I already said, if you milk it out of you with the right dildo you will be able to enjoy it, you'll even feel sorry if it's wasted. THE best "cut" is when you manage to milk out just the white stuff. It's lumpy and you can play with it. It's really a whore's dream.
2. The method of edging and then fully stopping *JUST* before the full ejaculation is triggered also works very well, as already pointed out by others. You'll need to play with getting to the edge several times for best results and it's unlikely you'll succeed at your first try.
The result looks like the attached vid. Cum will ooze out, in a smaller load than normal, ideally with no pulsations if you're really masterful.
Your hornyness will not go down so you will not have post nut clarity. On the contrary, you'll be pretty much max-horny and with some fresh cum at hand. Yum.
When you'll do it right, just before cum dribbles out you'll momentarily feel like your dick will explode if you don't continue giving it another touch. Resist. Any touch at that moment and you'll just go through a normal ejaculation. You can see the trans girl in the video knows this.

>>30048843
Which supplements work best to produce more coom?

>>30062463
>When you'll do it right, just before cum dribbles out you'll momentarily feel like your dick will explode if you don't continue giving it another touch. Resist. Any touch at that moment and you'll just go through a normal ejaculation.
The very first time I managed to ruin my orgasm, I underestimated the urge to stroke and didn't have the willpower to not touch my dick and ended up stroking out a full orgasm. It sucked too because I had my legs up above my head and gave myself a facial I no longer wanted.

But the next time
>On the contrary, you'll be pretty much max-horny and with some fresh cum at hand.
I've never felt so slutty. Pornstars need to be paid extra to do what I wanted to do in that moment.

>>30062420
best way to remove it is to take a razor and rub it along thr skin under the foreskin a few times. it stops it accumulating. rubbing some lemon juice in afterwards helps keep it clean and fresh

>>30058674
roll

if you think your cum tastes good now, just wait til the estrogen starts working

>>30062511
threadly reminder for aspiring cummaxxers
>zinc
>l-arginine/citrulline
>pygeum
>celery seed extract
>lecithin

I eat my own cum after I jerk off all the time. It just takes a couple of tries to get used to it. It's worth getting used to it. Kissing my gf when she has a mouth full of my cum is incredibly hot

>>30062511
Zinc. I tried pygeum and it actually killed my libido, so be careful with that one. For some people it works, but for some it does the opposite.

>>30058674
Would prefer someone else's :)

>>30058674
1-4 posts should also write about it after

>>30047872
I knew an escort who would fuck me bareback but only on the condition that I lick her pussy clean afterwards. At first it was kinda weird but I quickly came to enjoy it a lot. Her sweet pussy juices and my salty cum tasted amazing. Sadly she died in a car accident and I have yet to find another who will let me do the same

>>30063211
Honestly didn't taste like much. Creamy in texture, a little sweet. Mostly just noticed the warmth of it.

>>30062420
Does smegma spurt off the penis hole for you? Perhaps you're the one in dire need of hygiene.
>extend and retract foreskin to cover the glans in the precum that starts leaking from the tip when horny
Or maybe you're a circumcised golem and that sounds alien to you. My condolences either way.

>>30058674
rolling

>>30058674
roll

>>30047872
I jizz into my pocket pussy then save it in a little shot glass. Then the next time I jack it, I dribble it in my mouth as I jerk it. I can't consume it right after I cum because I lose the desire, but it comes back next time I jerk. I have a cum fetish and am not gay. I know it sounds confusing, but it is what it is. I've had this fetish since I was 12 or so. I'm now 61.

>>30047872
I eat mine all the time. I jack off like 3-4x per day, usually twice at night. The wife doesn't want cum all over the sheets by me leaving it on my stomach after I cum and I don't want to get up at 2 am to clean it. So I just eat it. Doesn't really taste like anything.

>>30048257
you should cum in her mouth or pussy and eat it from her afterwards

>>30058674
roll

>>30064501
Anytime I cum in her mouth I'll make out with her directly after and finger her until orgasm. It helps get here there quicker. Granted, she rarely gives me head anymore so that's more of a treat when it does happen.

>>30058674
ok

>>30064082
Your wife is going to leave you.

>>30058674
yass

>>30058674
captcha aids

>>30058674
rollz

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I wish my cock was longer than 5 inches so I could take more than my cockhead in my mouth...

>>30059377
Cute, what's her name
>>30060183
Name?
>>30060190
I am in love with her, what's her name?

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>>30061584
Roberta Sligen & Timo Hardy

>>30047872
just save up for a week and get your load out without an actual climax ... on a cold chocolate dessert and eat it right away. that silky smooth texture, sweet, salty, warm and cold all together with still being horny. you'll become addicted to it.

NEVER eat a watery load only the thick ones.

>>30060190
>>30065283
Dinapoison

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>>30065337
related

>>30065249
Source?

>>30065249
Source? ...pls

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>>30047872
My cum smells like bleach and chemicals. All around unpleasant. I was afraid to taste it because I thought it would taste the way it smells, but it tastes like nothing, just a little salty. I started with the tip of my tongue and then put all of it in my mouth and was amazed how like nothing it tasted. Women have no right to complain about the taste of cum.

daily reminder men cannot digest sperm.
source: san fransisco ER stomach pumper

>>30065370
>Women have no right to complain about the taste of cum.
It's not really the taste, it's the texture. Very slimy and goopy.

I eat mixed fruits with greek yogurst and protein powder every day so sweet.

What level of retardation would one have to suffer from to believe this? I want to say sub-saharan, but the cynic in me says brazillian or indian.

>>30065704
Meant to reply here
>>30065480

>>30062463
I always think that women cum like hers should taste better

>>30065337
>Dinapoison
Thanks mate.

This thread has encouraged me to try and eat mine for the first time, I think I will not enjoy it much but, I'll keep working it.

Does anyone have a link to the guy that picked up a coworker at their Christmas party and she made him eat his cum?

>>30058674
Yus

>>30047872
Taste like pennies. I only eat my load when I'm super horny for cock and I land my load in my mouth

>>30065537
My gf says the same. She even said mine tastes good but she just can't get over the texture.

>>30047979
Rollin to take a load like this

>>30062279
truth nuke

Hey um, does anyone have the recipe for increase the volume of your semen? I saw it years ago but I cant remember.

>>30067675
You can buy it already formulated for about the same price as buying each individual component monthly. Maybe cheaper with a promo. Lock and Load on Gorilla Mind. Legit good formula that was well researched.

>>30064630
>Your wife is going to leave you.
Nah, she's a slut. If I'm not jacking off 3-4 times a day, she'll ask me if everything is ok.

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>>30047979
>>30048843
I'm so jealous of these girls.

>>30058674
Let's see...

>>30059751 - used to be the exact same, until my late teens when I could finally suck my own dick and came in my mouth during that. I learned that it can be really hot as long as I'm still cumming. Now days I have to cum from a distance to reach my mouth but still do occasionally.


>>30058674 - roll

>>30047872
>>30047872
i prefer other men's cum to my own. straight from the source or licked off my wife, other men's cum tastes better.

>>30058674
Rolll

>>30065249
women yearn for this

>>30048058
>>30048066
what a healthy relationship, it would be a shame if he snapped and killed both of them

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>>30047979
I like the taste and experience of eating my own cum when edging but avoid doing it because mostjof the time my body has a n uncomfortable averse reaction then not
I start burping soon after, my stomach feels upset and ill

Youd think a big spoonfull or two could have a big impact but've learned to listen to my own body

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>>30058674

>>30068211
Followed through on that roll. Slightly sweet with faint bitterness after

>>30049711
>Cum in hand
>Slap someone with it
Would this be considered sexual assault or the garden variety assault?

>>30068796
I have a similar experience. I love eating my own cum (never tried someone else's) but I started having horrible stomach pain and diarrhea. I can sometimes do it if I eat it with celery, but I'm always afraid of getting sick so I haven't tried in years.

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Anyone know if consistently edging increases load size or if you're better off downing zinc pills?

>>30047872
For the most part, cum tastes like breakfast hospital grits made with tap water. Hard to explain but thats what it's like for me lol

>>30068931
I thought it was the size of ur balls

>>30058674
Yeah

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>>30047872
It tastes bland and has a slight fishy smell, the problem is how sticky it is. I can still feel it in my throat for like half an hour after swallowing. My friend's cum is slightly sweet and goes down smoother.

>>30065480
And women Frauen can?
Interesting, did they evolve this skill because of millions of years of blojobs or because their womb absorbs it or deals with it on a biological sense so their entire body can deal with it
?
I'm allergic to my own cum, but my wife isn't

Ever tried to use your cum as a topping on anything? Any recommendations for good combos? I’m thinking of trying it on chocolate cake this weekend

>>30069473
Came on a cracker, kind of nice. Also on strawberries, didn't change taste much but the bite was sort of creamier.

>>30058674
roll 4 tonights fap

>>30069473
>banana
Instead of eating it all I leave a little something and I masturbate with the banana peel, so when I finish the cum goes to the chunk of banana I left there and I eat the cum-covered banana chunk.

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>>30048257
>Then she tells me she just ment for me to get a towel and wipe her down..
hahaha this is what I was thinking when I read the story. When a woman who isn't specifically into cuck shit with her partner talks about "cleaning up", there is no fucking way that she is referring to you eating your own cum, lol... You really coombrained out there.. Anyway, if this led to you indirectly opening up about your fetish and doing it more often now then I guess it worked out for you..

>>30070940
apart from the fact he's gay now

>>30070949
The fact that "clean up" instantly made him think about eating cum shows that he clearly has a cuck fetish, and not a gay thing

>>30047872
I did that when I was a teenager, immediately regretted it and swore I would never try again. Extremely salty, disgusting, hated it.

Am i the only degenerate that does it every time? I'm not even gay, but you dont have to deal with napkins after, plus protein for the body

>>30058674
nope

>>30051632
this motha fucka knows shit

>>30047872
Pro tip
brush your teeth before tasting your jizz
Jizz is the oposite of orange juice when it comes to interacting with the mint in the tooth paste
It will make your jizz taste sweet as fuck