Fuck these assholes.
>>30284269>that crunching sound
>>30284265kek
>>30284285
Bonus for the Patricians out there.
>>30284269>the bikecuck weaving through the dead crabskek
>>30284448why are they assembling crabs at this factory
>>30284265lost
this is so fucking disgusting. who would eat shit like this fucking nignogs
>>30284280Bug vs bug
>>30284265>>30284270>>30284293None of these are lobster. Those are Crayfish you stupid niggers.
>>30285299Same thing really.
>>30284285>>30284448Reminds me of the Quake 4 Stroggification sequencehttps://youtu.be/nVsDW2dkW9s?si=JRl47jg_0jZHYu_l
>>30285283I love Chinese lady bugs, doesinsect fag? me an insectfag?
>>30284463That was the gayest shit. Dont ever post again, you queer.
what did shellfish ever do to you
>>30284271>This kills the corn
>>30286062maybe he's allergic
>>30284458I travel a lot, and I've seen this shit twice in person. I don't know why this is so common. I'm guessing theres some kind of law or stipulation that you can ship live animals if its only crabs or some shit, and maybe it makes a good profit. It's too coincidental to have seen it twice.
any1 got the "free palestine" edit?
>>30284265They are tasty af though
>>30284265>>30284270>>30284293OOHWEE!!! Time for a crawdad boill with some corn, biscuits, and some jambalaya!
>>30285450These crabs are now stroggified!If evolution states that we are all to become crab, and all crab are to become Strogg, then let's cut out the middleman!BECOME STROGG!
Anyone else really fucking hate these things and enjoy watching them die? I don't know where this came from.
>>30284271Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing
>>30284448This is brilliant. Well done, anon.
>>30284265Crabs, Lobsters, etc can all experience the full spectrum of pain and agony. This thread is no different to one dedicated to puppies being blended. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>30287523i kill things myself, then butcher them and eat them. deer, squirrel, fish, etc. I got no problems with the food chain. And even I can't see what's wrong with killing or at least knocking the lobster out first.
>>30285814>he doesn't get it>on the anime forumRetard
>>30287523This
>>30284269Natural selection.
>>30284269Imagine all the fucking birds this attracts. And all the bird shit they leave behind.
>>30284285I used to do this job except I would grab the crab by its legs, place its body under a press then click a button with my foot and the press would annihilate the crab and I would toss the legs in a bin, stupid automation taking our jobs!
>>30284271Last meal
>>30287523Newflash, homie. I eat meat.
>>30284448Fucking got me.
>>30286609
>>30284293
Lobster bisque
>>30284271me
>>30284448We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
>>30284265funniest fucking thread concept
I think they're cool lookin. Also tasty. Why the hate?
>>30284265>hocus pocus>FAUCI FAUCI FAUCI FAUCI FAUCI FAUCI
>>30284271If a crab can eat while it's being boiled alive, then surely it doesn't experience pain like we do?
>>30287417I fucking hate you and would enjoy watching you die.
>>30284271>>30288379The crab has been superimposed over some boiling noodles. It's actually in the rain.
>>30288496Shit, I see that now. Can't believe I thought it was real.
Best thread this board has seen in ages
>>30284265At what point does someone decide to put a live crawdad on a speaker and blast it? Lmao wtf. Fucking bizarre.
>>30284265Seeing arthropods getting hurt and gored arouse me :(
>>30287968Is this the real audio from that event?
>>30287968I should n't laugh from stuff like this.
>sea bugsNot even once
>>30288496My whole life is a lie.
>>30288379It does not. They dont have a nervous system that can expetience pain. Thats a fact by neuro biologists.BUT there has been lately some fucking discussion. Vegan politicians in democrats, green party... are disturbed by people eating crabs lobsters... so they go to some "scientists" namef animal behaviourists that are basically some very less educated animal psychologist and give them a shit load of tax money to prove that lobsters... feel pain. So they make academical studies ignoring all facts from real scientists that study the nervous system and make experiments do crabs run away from fire. So that retarded animal behaviorists get a bunch of craps and hold fire to them and if more than 50% of the crabs run away from fire they come to the conclusion that crabs feel pain. Then this politics use that to make up new laws. In some.countries they have laws for butchering crabs and lobsters based on that. Or that you cant use live shrimps as fishing bait and so on...
Since this is the only rekt thread currently ->>>/r/20336600
>>30287892I eat meat too nigger. I just don’t boil animals alive you psycho chink.
>>30288864They absolutely do feel pain https://www.gu.se/en/news/brain-test-shows-that-crabs-process-pain
>>30284267Bwahahaha, that's what you get for not respecting the fast kill boiling pot.
>>30287892>Newflashfuck off, boomer
>>30288441>women are so stupid, worthless and weak. they would be NOTHING without men. nothing. that house? that yard? those cars? her clothes? all of it is because of men. i would kill that woman in a heartbeat.
Lobster is shit no matter how much melted butter you drown it in. Crab and crayfish is nigger slop so you lose either way.
>>30284265>lobster rektYou're gonna make jordan p sad
STOP
>>30289046This study is exactly one of the bs things i was talking about. Its done in sweden. Sweden is one of the most left countries in eu and the researchers even write inside their paper that the goal is to force the eu to pass euwide laws that crabs lobsters... are protected the same like a dog. Its from Goetheburg. I mean have you been in this city? I Was, in the streeta you see mostly sandniggers and woman completly covered, barber shops kebap shops cell phone shops... its a leftist dream.The only thing they changed from that running away from fire is that they check if there are some mesuable waves in an eeg while they squeeze the crab. Yeah there are but in a completly different cns than mamals and in a brain that is vompletly different and the size smaller than a match. Biologist that dont specialize in behaviour say its not developed enough. And a reaction to heat or pressure doesnt mean it must be pain.
>>30287968>>30287977yeah turns out israel was complicit in the creation of hamas (to counter the PLO) and israel has funded hamas multiple times
>>30289663it's also the fact that lab grown meat is a wait to eat the exact same biological matter but the fishers, ranchers and corporate farms have a stranglehold on consumer rights as long as they can bribe conservative politicians to ban lab grown meat and make laws that take consumer rights away. you complain about the left as you're exploited by the right which won't even give you a choice
>>30289659How can you be afraid of something so delicious?
>>30288496This changes everything we thought we knew.
>>30288864You might be undereducated, friend.
>>30284271Bits of corn innit
>>30284455I guess Squidward finally had enough of Mr.Krabs bullshit.
>>30284463ToT
why do they taste so good bros? it's a bug, i should hate this but they're amazing.
>>30284463Somehow this manages to be simultaneously both very cute AND very funny!
>>30284269They could have at least drive slower and give them time to run away
>>30287687200 iq move
>>30288441gotta give him that, dis nigga is consistent
>>30290697Why are you speaking like an illiterate ghetto rapper?
>>30287523I like dogs and don't give a fuck about crustaceans
>>30289663I think what people aren't understanding from your argument is what the scientists SHOULD be measuring. You're pointing out what they should not, but not really saying why.For most people, the logic goes, "I have a brain and it has a brain (proven by EEG results) so it must be relatable to me. It must feel some version of what I would feel in its shoes, and I can imagine being boiled alive."The problem with the logic is that nervous signals aren't the same thing as thoughts. Yes the crab can feel, but "pain" implies a whole human experience of existential fear, self awareness, social awareness, all stacked together on top of the nervous signal. The "bad" part of the experience of pain for a human is totally emotional. Mostly fear/anxiety. (This is why you can still experience pain at the dentist even though you're numbed. The anxiety is literal pain.)Crabs don't have THAT. They don't have an emotional brain that hacks itself.
>>30288864>>30289663You speak like a crab is smarter than you.>thing reacts to not wanting to be killed>you can't prove this is a form of painEven plants do this. The point of contention is we can't hear them express pain verbally so we don't empathise with them. Bugmen asians boil dogs to death and feel nothing, does this mean dogs don't feel pain?
>>30290737So you can understand.
>>30291102Why do you speak like a faggot retard Soundcloud rapper?
>>30289659YOU SHALL NOT PASS
>>30291121So you'll seethe like a little bitch about it.
>>30286329It's legal under airline live animal rules if properly packed... I guess they weren't properly packed. Imagine them getting loose in someone's carry on baggage. Crabs on a Plane.
>>30288496NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30289774Sir, this is a crab thread.
>>30288496You guys ever try this sticky gooey asian corn? It's fucking nasty. This little fella seems to like it though.
>>30288379>>30288502>>30288851>>30290096>>30291165you guys are fucking retarded
this is a now a non-rekt crustacean thread
>>30287523Where's the puppies being blended thread?
>>30291434Screw that, bring back monkey torture threads.
>>30284271"Haters in shambles, they stay pickin the corn outta my shit."
Did coconut crabs eat your fucking families or something? I'm not morally outraged just confused. I mean if you believe something doesn't feel pain than what's the point of wanting it to get damaged? Just go play people playground on steam or something. Irrational hatred of lobsters is pretty high on the inexplicable confusing bullshit tier list.
who remembers 2009
>>30290566To what end?
>>30290566It isn't like they're endangered or something, another billion of them will replace the crushed ones next breeding season.
>>30288496>>30288379 never trust any video thats fucking 144p in the age of 3 cameras per cellphone. its how they hide the sora watermark as well
>>30289659Praise the Sun!
>>30288441>tfw no skinny milf wife to scare with lobsters
>>30289046Sounds like some shit a CRAB would say, boil yourself. SOFT SHELL
>>30291924Delta-P is no god damn joke but awesome to watch at times.
>>30289188Chill bro, I'm sure your mom will have your tendies again next time.
>>30287687What episode of macgyver is this?
>>30284271>>30288496things that make your day
