you laugh you lose thread
>>30358652Video won't play.
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>>30358682Why the fuck isn't the cut at "actually my name is..."
>>30358652>>30358682>>30358743whoever did that lacks brain cells. here you go
>>30358662look man, loud nigra is funny but 2 minutes straight.... really? or is the joke that no one would find this funny for 2 minutes straight? you know that ylyl means you laugh you lose, right? the objective is to make us lose by laughing
>>30358935Based
>>30358948Get fucked Redditor. If you didn't laugh once the "car" audio started then you didn't find it funny. So close the video, and move on. Do you also need people to explain to you how to suck eggs as well? You're fucking retarded.
>>30358935Extremely based. Thank you.
>>30358652>>30358682Isis, fuck you.
>>30358935holy 2016 that meme is really old. Thanks.
>>30358652
>>30359463aahh Bateman..Why are you sweaty ?
>>30358743>>30358935It's actually surprise attack.There are three versions one without the edit (that one is foken tease) second version is what you posted ("actually my name is..." papa da paaa) and the third version is this >>30358682 low key unedited version that hits you with the CENA suddenly, it was purposeful.
>>30358948holy shit anon, what's your problem?
>>30358935>>30358743
>>30358948if we laugh then it is to honor the loud nut that he busted. if we laugh then it is to remember this nut not just because it was loud but to keep his nut from having been busted in vain. if we laugh then it is to celebrate the joy of a nut busted so loud many if not all of us who laugh will never experience ourselves. but we do not laugh. because if we laugh we lose.
>>30358948The point is you will laugh at some point, not at the entire thing. And it will probably be on the first down rev
>>30358652The john cena drop/transition has absolutely no connection or link to the marina song. WTF is supposed to be the joke/reference?
These threads are always cringe lame Gen z threads.
>>30360001>complains about what's being posted>doesn't post anythingbased retard
>>30359694>>30359773Yeah yeah, bait and switch blabla. But I think it's gay.
>>30360001>2011 +15>the current year + 11>complaining about 4chan quality
>>30359456Fuck you.
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>>30358652>fucking up such an obvious joke this badboooooooo
>>30360723how can anyone find this funny? it's literally not even real, it's a video game, and the game physics aren't even close to realistic. I don't get it. Someone explain?
>>30359856Marina rhymes with Cena.
>>30359456>2016>oldlollmao
>>30359856newfag
>>30360723Minnesota driver
>>30360886I laugh because it's so absurd, like imagining if someone did that for real that casually
>>30361251nigga you just old
This shit from 16-17 years ago, a preserved turd that shouldn't have been dugged up.
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>>30358743>>30358935T H A T ' S T H E J O K E
>>30360001Okay boomer.
>>30361081you know ive never actually made that connection
>>30358995>filter>image md5/R/jUKWKm8t9z96q/wyEztQ==/adios faggot
>>30359460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZc3fn4YNt8
>>30360723This man is the hero we need and do not deserve.
>>30360886are you saying you would be laughing if it was real?
>>30360047you cant just suggest you dont understand and when its explained go "yeah yeah I get it but its gay" doesnt work that way
>>30361984Holy shit, you can filter images?
>>30360001It's not genz these people are 35 years old who look at themselves and cry because they're 35 and they're themselves
>>30358995Funny this time around.
>>30359697He must have thought she was a man. Muslim men are gay; that's the only reason the want them wear hijabs so they don't see them because they're whores.
>>30360001Not like we need to bring in more newfags.
>>30359931why didn't they just have everyone turn on their toasters at the same time? were they stupid??
>>30360723he's almost ready
>>30360886How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>30362180Yeah it does, gay boy.
>>30360047Are you sure you are not the poofter here in this case .
>>30359649lost
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>>30359943context?
>>30359033Shut up fag
>>30358995LOLO
>>30359933Is this real?
I normally laugh at literally anything that is slightly funny. I've been watching these yolo threads for years and I can't remember a single time I've actually laughed at something. Are you all boomers?
>>30362831They do this then all their skin and organs fails at 34 and they wonder how did this happen to me?
>>30362922peep this faggot
>>30362883yea shit is good.You ca't make this stuff up, this falls under universe/divine comedy. Same as the the TV anchor that looks exactly like the suspect drawing. girl saying snow it's perfect texture for running and smacking here head afterwards. someone bending at the right moment while on screen graphic fly our of their ass. these kind of things
>>30362925Phh im pushing 40 and have aged like fine wine. Maybe you just suck?
>>30362955Lads no joke i respect this man.That is resilience, working with what you have.I wish him good luck and healthy functioning body on next respawn.
>>30362232Can't you just cremate a bunch at a time?
>>30363016I'm not very learned on the holocaust, I just found that video amusing, so I couldn't tell you if that accounts for it or not. Allegedly they had 52 ovens to use at once between campse. If you look up the ovens they only look fit for probably singular bodies, maybe 2, at a time. Cremation is a process, the burning itself takes 2-3 hours apparently, it takes quite a lot of time and effort to deal with individual cremations so that would have had to of been QUITE the operation. I can't tell you any more than that thought because that's just the most cursory glance, I haven't bothered to deap dive on that subject myself so it doesn't mean much, but it's maybe worth looking into.
>>30362244I'm 35 and most of that shit is absolute brain rot, meant to absolutely destroy any semblance of an attention span
>>30358665What meme language is this?
>>30362925>>30362985rolling stones gather no moss
>>30363164I looked into it. From documentation and testimonies it shows that they had a lot of "ovens" and they were operating day and night (when "cargo" arrived). They first thought it was a 2 people/30 min operation per oven but later on had 3 or 4 per oven, with a lot of them being emaciated and women and children. With the gassing chambers being connected or directly at the oven it was easier to transport the bodies. Sometimes all this wasn't efficient enough with too much "cargo" arriving at once so they burned the bodies in a pyre. Apparently that 2-3 hours number and the scepticism comes from what some civilian crematories do and they do it one body at a time etc etc, so someone just drew a straight line from that, calculated it all and thought it must have been impossible. But German efficiency is not to be underestimated, those rascals put their minds to something and they'll figure out the most efficient way to do it
>>30362925Wrong, the negative health effect of sleep deprivation is due to the body's production of Prostaglandin D2, which your body produces to tell you to go to sleep and will continue to produce until you do go to sleep, and when you sleep it gets cleaned up. Prostaglandin D2 is only supposed to be in the brain, but if its concentration gets too high, it will cross the blood brain barrier and cause a cytokine storm - primarily affecting the digestive tract but also causing inflammation in your other organs, which leads to other issues.tl;dr some people produce less of a sleep hormone, and that sleep hormone is what harms your body if you don't sleep
>>30363539Good goy, thank you for making all that shit up just now. Oy vey, remember the 6 trillion!
>>30360001covid lockdowns (eternal summer) and social media accounts dedicated to posting greentext and 4chin gems turned ylyl and other palatable threads into crebbit tier humor because they are invaded by wannabe edgy zoomers.So not even edgy, pretending that going to 4chan for ylyl is edgyI'm from a time that ylyl was basically filled with india rekt with gore and all>>30360723this guy gets it>>30360886>>30361307you do not belong on this website
>>30363599Oh boy
>>30359943Based meme of 2025.
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>>30359943What's the original?
>>30362232Lol
one of my personal favourites.
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>>30362827Have you considered that no u?
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>>30362901> Video full of artifactsStill thinks it's real top kek>>30362921As real as your mom's love for your father
>>30362955Peking duck lookin ass
>>30363715good classic.
>>30360018Lame. >>30360048Observing isn't complaining. Gen z has little child humor; lame. >>30361685Nope. I'm a millennial.>>30362244Lame bait. You know for fact it's all gen z uploaders in here. Stop coping with your delusion. >>30362411You never know. Maybe the new people would upload something...new...>>30363628There have been some hilarious ylyl threads in the past 10 years. It's just that the gen z shit posters dominate since they're the most redundant and persistent.
>>30362921It look real, I mean as real as young is this 18 years old man from this webm.
>>30362449Then what? Fucking radioactive toast? The smarter choice would be to drop it in a full bath and becoming Captain Ukraine.
>>30364330Brootal
>>30364365>>30364330A flock of incels will soon pretend it was a draw. I guarantee it.
>>30364374why do "incels" live rent free in your mind, anon
>>30363769>18_year_old_man.mp4Preposterous, he doesn't look a day over 17!
>>30364546Because I've seen these retards seethe the last time I posted the shy deadpan girl roasting the big white frail man and so these memories are now correlated.
>>30363016Short answer: noCrematoriums must run at ~1600 degrees F. It takes on average 2.5 hours to burn off organic matter (still leaving behind the bones and teeth that then must be crushed in a separate process).Heat Energy (calories) = m * c * ΔT m = mass of human ( average: 80.7 kg )c = specific heat of human body ( 3470 J. kg-1 . K-1 )ΔT = Change in temperature. ( cremation temp - room temp )Room Temperature = 26 °C1600 °F = 871°CSo: H.E. = 80.7kg * 3470 J/kg*k * (871-26)H.E. = 236624.5 kcalThe energy in a kg of coke(coal) is 8000 kcal/kg. So one body would (under IDEAL conditions) take 236625kcal/8000kcal/kg = 29.57 or about 30kg (66 pounds!) of fuel to burn.To cremate 3 to 6 million jews, therefore, it would take around 100,000-200,000 metric tons (220,462,280-440,924,560 pounds!) of coal.That is an awful lot of coal (i.e. impossible) for a country that couldn’t heat its homes, operate its tanks or fly it's aircraft etc. because of beyond-critical fuel shortages.Also when coal is burnt, it generates around 5-10% of its weight in ash. So, I'll be generous and say 5%. So 9 million kg of ash from the fuel. The average adult leaves ~2.5kg of bone fragments, teeth and ash from cremation. So we have 9 million + 2.5x6million = 24 million kg of ash.That is a lot of remains to just disappear and leave no trace. Makes one think.H.E. = 80.7kg * 3470 J/kg*k * (871-26)H.E. = 236,624.5 kcal per body236,624.5 kcal * 6,500,000 = 1,538,059,250,000,000 kcal total999569974676.29 kcal per megatonThat's 1.53 Megatons of TNTThat's 1000x all the explosives used in WWI.That's 1/2 of all the explosives used during all of WWII.That's 100x the nuclear bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
>>30363573After years of seeing dozens of Drs this is basically what they think caused me to get diverticulosis at 24 which lead to a perforated diverticulitis that nearly killed me. Had about a foot and a half of my colon removed. Then I nearly died from a crazy diabetes type 2 onset around 30. Did a sleep study after all that and found out I had pretty bad sleep apnea probably for most of my life and got a cpap. Been great ever since! Other than the beetus, that shits gay and forever. I still average only 5 or so hours a sleep a night though, but with the cpap I'm actually sleeping.
>>30364599why do you care
>>30364623because it amuses and I come here to be amused
>>30364599>the shy deadpan girl roasting the big white frail manzero subtlety you faggots are so fucking bad at this
>>30364643see ? the seething begins
>>30364650yawn, go ask daddy for some new material
>>30364615Almost every number I checked on that was off? Wtf?
>>30364669did this nigger just admit he can't do basic math
>>30364669wow what a clever deflection please clap
>>30358662Started saving this but changed my mind cause of the last 1 minute and 20 sec. Absolutely ruined.
>>30361652No shit, dummy.
>>30358935winrar
>>30363628ylyl getting really popular right after audio was enabled back in the day got 4chan content picked up on youtuber's reddits. Schizos responded by spamming ylyl threads with shit like gore and screamers. That's not quite what happens now or why but these threads have been shit for a long time.
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>>30361467No fucking way that's real. That's gotta be ai. Too fucking perfect
>>30358995Lost hard
>>30361081yeah but it would have been funny if "marina" was replaced with "john cena" instead of shoehorning john cena into the next line which doesn't even rhyme in the original song, not to mention the similarity between "actually my name's marina" and "and his name is john cena". the meme writes itself. it's like whoever made this fucked it up on purpose.
>>30365056it's a classic. real.
>>30364374they do seem evenly matched. what are you talking about? his delivery was stunted but had better material. neither is remarkable or famous so teasing each other about that was just blow for blowoh I just got to the dead mom part. that was feminine and cruel and over the top, as they do. did you think she epic owned him or something
>>30365344you must be new here, either that or a retard who laughs at the same joke for 10 years
>>30363500Portuguese botox babytalk language
>>30359724I knew it! Frank Zappa is alive
>>30360351this guy is an israeli faggot
>>30363720I honestly don't know how and why they are still together.They have such a bad relationship, and still ask me why I don't want to marry and have kids, knowingmy choices are either what they have, ir the situation my friends grew up in, divorce, child support jail, custody fights, and have your kids diddled by nigger stepfathers. Better to be a Disney adult or some shit
>>30366179I'm so sorry.
>>30365872That's bizarre & terrible, but also kind of incredible. He's like A modern day Josef Mengele if Josef Mengele was crazier & had time to run his experiments.
>>30364339there is a x-men version of this one, slav x-men.
>>30364686>>30364693>>30365042Now I realize it takes 7 hours to burn a body or however the jew is grilled
>>30366745the amount of energy required is what's importantyou can't handwave away thermodynamics
>>30362901One of the funniest posts itt
>>30364281lolEmbracing the gopnik lifestyle from start >What you looking at blyat ?!?
>>30364296>>30364296Bleeeah fuck no
also a personal favourite.
>>30363718I did man and did turned out i don't sorry it's u.
>>30366869It takes energy to burn a body yeah but nowhere near the amount mentioned. Same as the 2-3 hour thing. They didn't do cremation like normal companies do them these days lmao
>>30360001Anon your opinion without any example of what you thing as funny has automatically 0 value. Stop whingeing bro post some you coward.
>>30360715look at this cranny
>>30367030If stating facts triggers you this much, you may need to avoid coming here.
>>30362955his physique from the waiste up is god tier desu if only he wasn't tiny and mishapen LOMAO
>>30361716It's okay anon we all have our stronger and weaker attributes, you are just not that guy..ee no sir.
>>30365475Now that is a big boy. Thank god for all the padding or this would hurt.
>>30359823best
>>30367049Yet still someone here AVOIDS half of my post, still didn't posted dick and is only whingeing.Who that might be, what a mystery ..Take it away Jessica.>>30367052The fact you added the big ass LOMAO at the end of the praise is fucking funny
>>30363684nice cropping shitlord
>>30363711>the late Eddie Murphyu wot
What the fuck is this reddit shit for the past hour
>>30363500that's neapolitan dialect
>>30367017>nuh uh source: I made it the fuck up
>>30362449>Russians>Owning toastersUh lol?
>>30365056ai wishes it was that accurate
>>30367150YEHEEAHHH BOIII
>>30363016Ya but not really.Fuel and labor shortages, food shortages, gotta make bones n ash disappear, transporting and feeding them at all would've been retarded if killing was on the table. Also not every labor camp had equal death numbers. Also the outlawing of searching for evidence and the fact that crematoriums had no chimneys. Uninsulated wiring for "gas chambers." Intentionally hiding the data that could be used to verify its existence by spending tons of money to move tons of concrete onto land so it can't be radar'd. Using racks to make it look like they had more shoes(victims) out of lazy projection obligations for Jews. Also thinking the terrorists that refused to leave when expelled didn't deserve death is also folly. If illegals in USA that are being targeted by ice(the ones with criminal records) started networking to attack supply chains and target children, you'd want to at LEAST lock them up or send them home. And if you catch them over and over again: a labor camp is the most ethical conclusion. Especially if these "labor camps" have orchestras, pools, access to tools + leisure activities (unheard of for USA style camps that had Japanese in them)Why are Japanese Soo chill about worse conditions than Jews that get paid billions every year to target others in their home nations constantly?
>>30367249>Source:Mathematics, physics.
What would happen if you made a mass grave then poured petrol on it?Would that work for getting rid of the bodies or at least the meat? asking for a friend.
>>30358662Fuckin Kek
>>30364615>H.E. = 80.7kg * 3470 J/kg*k * (871-26)>H.E. = 236624.5 kcalYou got your units all jibbered up here. You forgot to do your conversion from J to kcalOnce you fix your units, you end up with about 5,000-10,000 tons of coal
>>30361467 This happens when you are either unathletic that even walking is health hazard to your well being or if you change your mind at the last second.
>>30367666Havent seen one of these in months.Hilarious.
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>>30367045"Let's hear what a dropping piano sounds like!">can't hear over female shrieking
>>30367666go back to where you crawled from devil
>>30367317I mean they calculated it themselves and the German found the most efficient way to do it. Gas them, burn them in ovens, done and done. A lot of the times they couldn't afford that luxury so they just went around killing people, those victims didn't even end up in the camps and burned>>30367249Alri
>>30368030holy shit this is some sick shit.
>>30368071Facts. Because of the gen z cringe squad. These boring lame edge lord rage baiters never sleep.
>>30366242Who is this guy?
>>30368366I love french women.
>>30363642Not to sound like unc but public intoxication used to be illegal everywhere.
>>30358665This starts like the usual boring racist shit and then develops into something beautiful.
>>30368366>hon hon hon>no?Oh, she's perfect.
>>30368425*Belgian
>>30368707So she can make waffles? sweet.
>>30363642actually good one, simple edit goes hard.
>>30368343He is niilo22, a very popular character in Ylilauta (Finnish 4chan). There are over one thousand threads about him there.
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>>30368235I can barely even decipher what the fuck you're saying.
>>30359823i love this
Ok, this is the best one from the last year.
>>30368512Do you, you nasty Redditor, realise that every time you use the word racist, you make an average decent human being more racist simply by overusing it and calling everything you don't like racist?Basically what I am trying to say is that you should be killed due to supporting mass murder and rape.
>>30358935>>30358682>>30358652I really reaally need to impregnate her. fuckkkkk
>>30364617having the beetus + sleep apnea means you're obese though...
>>30368030this is child abuse
>>30365531>feminine and cruel and over the top, as they dotypical incel replyfucking told you so here >>30364374
>>30367338read the posts again retard.
>>30359931Lord of War is a fucking awesome movie
>>30369365Not my problem.
>>30369380Really enjoyed this one.
>>30369401Did this actually happen in real life?
>>30369380the joke is it's not actually from 95 considering those special effects xD
>>30361535Fucking lost and I never lose on ylyl. Damn you. Damn you and your black soul
>>30369906Not funny.
>>30359840why was he hanging out with andy dick? did he hate phil hartman?
>>30365872the law and order svu episode about this was pretty cool
>>30367040why do they all use those drumsi tried asking about this and someone said "no they don't" i feel like i'm going crazy
>>30370237OMG! that the new wooting HE60 V2? Just kidding i dont really care. Holly shit now i see what everyones talking about these captchas.
