/gif/'s premier semen slinger, and one of the first purveyors of the huge amateur facial.
As usual, I'd love if any oldfags who were there to see these when ECG was originally posting can chime in, recount memories and stories, etc.
I wuz there man. He had a good eye for pretty european whores.
>>30420011Ever interact with him at all? As I understand it, he was pretty responsive and active on /gif/. Would even let y'all pick the escorts for him sometimes.
>>30420117
>>30419813Well we all thought he was a fag and a larper and the rest is history. We wanted timestamps but he met us in the middle with /gif/ written on his hands. I always wanted him to do creampies but he was banging hookers so I understand.
>>30420279How much of the "lore" is true? I heard he stumbled into amateur porn fame all through /gif/ (originally posting a solo vid, then posting this escort vid that led to all the others. Did he really take requests from /gif/?
the golden era of /gif/ OC loadsthere was also some ginger posting huge loads back then
>>30421839imredheaded, I believe. He still shows up from time to time.
>>30419801sauce
>>30420663>>30420279It's true. Back when he was active, I remember digging through /gif/ to find the thread since the catalog feature wasn't even a thing yet.I do remember there was one point people kept calling him a faggot until he had a gif of him showing a timestamp in a bathroom with /gif/ then left to have some random eastern european whore to suck his cock
>>30422460Ahhh, so that’s the reason for that timestamp card in that video. I remember it vividly and always wondered.
>>30422414Some Euro escort, likely her only video ever.
His 1st vid was by far the best facial. After that it was a combination of terrible camerawork, cum haters and overall less cum ropes whereas his 1st vid he kept the cam still, blew several solid ropes and laid them across her face and she loved it. Amateur facials are shit now. No one blows solid ropes. It’s bullshit it’s been this long. ECG was like 16 years ago. The internet is full of watery sprinkler shooters. Mssoap is one of the best now but it looks like his best is behind him. He is capable of shooting true huge ropes, I’ve seen it in a few of his vids but he keeps churning out lackluster vids where he just practically drips the cum on her. I’ve given him feedback asking to save up and try to blast further but I’ve never seen them respond. Are there any exceptional solid rope shooters lately? Let me know who you guys like.
>>30423003TacoRenegade was great, but he refuses to make videos. CosmicStarlight’s boyfriend has crazy volume but isn’t a rope shooter. GGKatie’s boyfriend could shoot enough ropes to coat her whole face, but I don’t think they’re together anymore. That’s all I got, off the top of my head. Basically, you’re right.Mssoap’s man has still got it if he waits a week or so, but yeah, that appears to be happening less and less. Lately she’s brought a friend along to take facials with her, though, so that’s much appreciated.
>>30421924really he's still blasting ropes to this day?
>>30423003I genuinely wonder if he only drinks poison the way every girl recoils
>>30421796Nice
>>30423003>>30423136Damn we got some fine cumshots connoisseurs here You bunch of porn addicted nigger
I like how is dick hasn’t been jewtilated
>>30419801>/gif/'s premier semen slinger, and one of the first purveyors of the huge amateur facial.Thanks for starting this thread. Wish I could contribute something.>>30419813>As usual, I'd love if any oldfags who were there to see these when ECG was originally posting can chime in, recount memories and stories, etc.Great idea!
>>30424805I deeply regret not being here when he was active. Sounds like a fun time.
Did he like die of an std or something? Or did he, like, get a job? How's the story end?
>>30424940Probably got someone pregnant blasting off like that
>>30425074good thread anons
I love cum. I like shooting it in my own face and eat it. That looks so delicious. I could shoot similar volumes when I was younger
>>30425074anyone got this one with sound?
>>30424386>Enigma - "age of innocence" plays casually in the background while ECG covers a Belgian 28 year old shore in his mighty cum
>>30425228
>>30425555my nigga
>>30425709That's not ECG. It's Thaiandfrench
>>30426537>>30426395I see why he double dipped. She is stunning.
>>30420011Tell us more
>>30420120Um ….. can someone please explain?
>>30427913No, just deal with it.
>>30424124If it’s worth doing it’s worth doing right.
>>30424805I was there. I had him join the now long defunct nylon facial forum. It was a shadow of what facial-forum was. Facial-forum is still around but they started charging somewhere around that time and the scene largely died because of it. Since then it’s been tube sites but even those are largely garbo now. Redgifs is a bit of a haven. Anyone know of other sites for finding quality ropers? OF is full of unfapworthy tryhards. The youlovemads guy blows epic ropes but he rarely does quality blasts on her lately.
>>30428097Do you know anything about how ECG came so much? I always took him to be a “cum holy grail” taker, especially given the 4chan connection.
>>30425555Based anon
>>30425555checkeddo people still do checked?
>>30428200The grail is a meme. The things that work are time, hydration and a bit of edging beforehand.
>>30429819Same chick, same session. As I understand it, one of you wanted to see how big his loads were back-to-back.
So glad we occasionally got to see a chick finish him herself.
>>30430951what a qt :)
>>30429298Some things are proven to work with moderate effect size, most of what is in the 4chan holy grail infographic is BS tho. Ashwaganda, tongkat ali, zinc and selenium will boost your cum amounts but less than lifestyle changes like sleep, diet and hydration.
>>30428982Well, they should.
>>30425555Seems like those are ECG's glasses, his cum glasses.>ECG at the optician: "I need glasses">Optician: Sure, for reading?>ECG: No, for cumming!
>>30423003Rewatching his vids, I realize you're right, a lot of them kinda suck, haha. This one should've been left on the cutting room floor.
>>30428982>checked>do people still do checked?I meant to post something yesterday to honor the occasion and bump the thread.>>30422666Satan's trips.
>>30420029I wish all porn sounded like this. All the "fuck", "god", "yes", groaning and moaning is retarded when we know real hot sex sounds like this, subdued. Nobody moans their head off when somebody else drops their load on their faces, it's so fake.
>>30432413Yeah, like you see his big loads and automatically assume they're gonna come with all the annoying porn theatrics. But the way these chicks just take it, usually in stunned silence, is incredibly hot.
>>30420663reminder that he comes from the Gamekult.com forum under the "seiji" username, and made silly funny comics that became classics there instantly.
>>30430951By far the hottest of the bunch. Been busting to her for probably 10+ years.
>>30433719Minutes before her facial
Warning: random screaming bitch
The cumshots are the highlights, but his full videos are worth seeking out too.
I can't vouch for any of the information in this post. I copied it from another anon.Another one not posted here is an escort that did one scene of porn under the name of Anastasia for Fakeagent.>>30424919Supposedly Nataly Gold.>>30431767https://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/lilo.html>>30420204>>30424915https://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/germiona.html>>30424923https://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/celia.html>>30424909Virginee Spice, something like that>>30432697>>30424940I think he lost interest but also he grew wary of the attention, theres a whole mythos on French internet about him, he was much more known for his activity on some french site as an illustrator where he courted a lot of attention and controversy.
>>30434290>>30420117This is Anastasia, no?
>>30434108where tho?
>>30427913Just deal with it faggot
>>30434319"Epic Cumshot Guy - Complete Collection" on Erome
>>30434290Some anon did a good rundown of his pre-ECG activity, I'll have to find it
(1/2)There is a lot of misunderstanding surrounding who really is ECG on the english speaking side of the internet.This guy was best known for another art on french forums prior to those cumshot videos.He is a french guy who went by the username " seiji " on gamekult.com forums (french videogame website, also called GK (pronounced jay kah) , and also on other french forums.He built his reputation by creating this topic in the summer of 2009, in the "Light" section of the forum (ie: the talk about anything you want zone, create a topic for dumb reasons, anything went):https://www.gamekult.com/forum/t/jai-lache-un-pet-hyperproteine-a-cote-dune-fille/205836This is what he entertained the forum with:He started by drawing comics using paint, telling stories of what's going on at his gym (hence the name of the topic: I've unloaded a hyperproteined fart next to a girl), and mixing in references to gamekult forum private jokes, frenchtouchseduction.com lexicon (a french learn how to flirt website), anime and video games, jeuxvideo.com lexicon (biggest french videogame website), and sometimes even what made the news (*).After doing a dozen of those, he began to shift his attention to the gamekult staff, generally mocking them, making some of his best work in my opinion. He will continue on to draw some even after what happens next.Eventually, he used his drawing skills for various flirting websites.He had a meetic.com account (online dating website) which he used to troll ugly women, whores, or girls that didn't present themselves good in the pictures they (the girls) shared of them.How did he do so? Simple! He took the main pic of the girl, intentionally poorly recreating it using paint, and sending it to the girl, along with a message that usually had some gamekult.com forum private jokes (2). He also casually told the girl he sent those paint jpegs to that he liked them, even in a poetic manner sometimes.
(2/2)Sure, even at the time, this was nothing that much new because it was a french adaptation of what some guy did on bodybuilding.com forums , but I can tell you his jpegs made the rounds on the french side of the internet. From time to time, we (on GK) had visit of newcomers coming from other french forums (mainly jeuxvideo.com) just to laud his work verbally.And then, around 2012 (from what I remember, it's been a long time), the vids on xhamster were being talked about, the gif of that girl's face cum covered holding the black paper sunglasses appeared, and posting it could get you banned, of course, because fuck jannies.Also last one thing that has not been understood by a lot of people on the forum, even to this day: seiji used one of the male jannies (Dr.Chickenman) as a cumdumpster; everybody knew Dr.Chickenman was a closeted faggot, and when Dr.Chickenman saw seiji's ECG videos, this made him come out to him, thus Dr.Chickenman nearly forcing seiji to suck his dick via direct messages (kind of like in that menace 2 society scene).Don't mention that part (a closeted faggot janny being creampied more than a dozen times) on the forum or you'll get permabanned in less than an hour.For the links, you should check them on archive.org, because GK forums have been on a rough path since gamergate, 2 redesigns, and the forum moderation made it unlivable, which explains (partly) why they are so empty nowadays.And now, the holier than thou fuckfaces that "worked" there as a redaction went away because of poor management.Here's one link in which you can see his work, without using archive.org:https://www.clubpoker.net/forum-poker/topic/151647-salut-les-gars/
>>30434290It just kills me that some random guy making shitty web comics decided to become an amateur porn legend because he happened to blow huge loads. I wish we knew what really prompted him to start.
>>30419801Now lick it off.
>>30420029All women look better with cum on the face.
>>30434436No you don't get it. He didn't " blow huge loads " . There was another topic on the "Light" forum around the same times separate from the one in which he posted his webcomics in, which talked about how to optimize your semen production (the first discussion about this must have come from "Votre vie, le topic dont tout le monde se carre" (Your life, the topic nobody cares about) or "Le premier truc qui vous passe par la tête" (The first thing that goes through your head)), ie : the consistency, color, smell, quantity... Everything.Like how much to drink prior to nutting, which supplements (like magnesium if I recall correctly) to take, what to eat (avoid meat and pineapples for a good smell and a creamy consistency)...One of the experts on this was ( de facto ) DurDuGland* (also known and mentioned as DDG on the forum); I'm saying de facto because he was very well read on bodybuilding and nutrition, had monthly/weekly encounters with hookers (especially some pornstars like Aletta Ocean , Tori black , Belladonna) despite being a parking attendant in Paris...And starting around 2013 ( I don't recall exactly ) the forum atmosphere started declining because of 1) a handful of poison-letter writers started showing up threatening some real life consequencies (but all of them were regular users from the forum, but nobody knew who they were exactly, even though a lot of suspicion came from the other well-known closeted faggot DemonG ) to regular "Light forum" users .1/2
>>30434290Based anon
>>30434436>>304349632/22) Two or three women that were regular users started making heads turn when they also took part in IRL "Light forum" meetups, in which all of them ended having sex with one forum user present at the IRL (I'm talking one to one hookup, not in a row, no gangbangs), which then started the poison-letter wars mentioned in 1) because all of those harlots switched user cocks as IRL meetups passed... which means their monkey brains activated to get them and keep them, you know, just life and hormones as usual.3) The growing faggotry of the Gamekult editorial staff and its jannies which then bloomed into full pozzed mode when GamerGate started, and at this point every member that made the salt ("être le sel de" in french, I don't know the english equivalent, it's like saying it's the fun/interesting part, but not exactly, in that case) of the forum just fucked off and quit because who wants to take months worth of bans (and eventually just plain permabans + sometimes even IP ban) for saying anything that's not cucked ?* : " Dur du gland "means Hard of the tip (of your cock) literally, having your cock glans hard, stiff.TL;DR : Seiji came a lot with the help of a topic in which DDG and others on the Light forum of GK posted on.
>>30434963Damn, hearing these weren’t natural cum loads is a bit like hearing your favorite player was on steroids. Did Seiji post his cum videos to Light? Or did that start on 4chan?
>>30435098I don't know exactly how it started, but I can tell you the cumshot videos were starting to make the rounds in mp (message privés (private messages)), some even started to share the famous "Deal with it" in a gif form in the light forum, which obviously made them get a ban (because this is a video game website forum, publicly visible by all with no account needed).I think he had a xhamster account on which he posted the videos, but I'm not sure.Talking about roids, DDG experimented with those, but I don't recall if seiji did too (in order to optimize loads) .As I was saying what I told here some months ago (which got saved by an anon, btw the topic it was on just died at the time, just in time for me to post before it closed by itself) >>30434372>>30434377Look it up through Archive.org , because It's been over a decade at this point.
>>30435134Any memory of what the topic's name was?
>>30435134I wish it were easier to get in touch with people from those days of GK. I'm curious to know more about Seiji, and especially the ECG vids, but of course posting about it directly is a no-go.
>>30435203Unfortunately, no.If you dig through any archives anyway, take a look at both topics "Le premier truc qui vous passe par la tête" (The first thing that goes through your head) and "Votre vie, le topic dont tout le monde se carre" (Your life, the topic nobody cares about) because there were a lot of cross-topic discussions between those two and the rest of the Light forum topics (which is still the case today), and some emanated / got created by ideas thrown in those two topics (for example, if someone had a question, a hobby interest, or just silly things such as talking about toilets (like naouto did, and went on to create a blog that was named "passion toilettes" if I'm remembering correctly)) , which was the case for the sperm quality discussion.Also, with the two "resets" (so to speak) the forum went through, there were talks at the time to entirely archive it by some of its members, and I don't recall if they did it or not.The "resets" were because the forum up until around ~the mid 2010s was under phpBB, and then got "updated" (meaning shitified) twice at least, and in the process lost some data (topics and its comments) from all the forums (not only the Light).
>>30435304some of the oldfags are still there, but the fun ones (seiji,naouto and even DDG) are no more there... at least not that I know of, maybe under a new username, but I doubt it.To give you another example, we even had some stars (locally, French), that gained traction from the forum, like Taff did with its experience on being an english teacher.https://www.youtube.com/@MsieurLeProf
>>30434377So Seiji was gay too? Why else would he creampie a man in his anus?
>>30432681Best webm in the thread. Holy fuck.
>>30435534I always suspected he had a little sugar in the tank. Or maybe that's just how French guys sound.
>>30434313Possibly. I must have missed it when skimming the thread.>>30435134>>30435306>>30434963>>30435334>>30434979Thanks for posting.>>30434971ty
>>30424386>>30425245This is Deep Forest - Sweet Lullaby
>>30435534Dr Chickenman the janny and DemonG are, not seiji.But hey , would you tell the truth to a janny about his love for cocks on a public forum?No, because that would get you banned.
bump
>>30435996Damn, I screwed up. I even have that Deep Forest record as mp3 files on my phone
>>30429488Those other things that “work” are trivial and the evidence of their proposed trials are generally people with reports about how they leak in the meantime. That’s just a useless side effect and has nothing to do with the actual increases they had in the moment of truth. Some say it gave them an extra rope but again those that try to get gains are virtually always doing multiple methods so there’s no controlled data and it is highly subjective at best.
Cum is his medium.Female face his canvas.
>>30430960For real. She seems so pleased with herself.
Epic was also known as Marken, Lonely Cumshotter.>>30434290Apparently a Russian porn star named Karen appeared in one of his clips.>>30423413Apparently Ann Angel.>>30431182Apparently Lindsey Olsen.>>30419813Apparently Beatrice.>>30419801One porn site credits her as Bea.>>30424923>https://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/celia.htmlApparently this is not Celia aka Alina.>he was french (france)>had a wife and kid. Wife didn't know about his hobby.>he paid prostitutes and a hotel room on weekends to do this.>he wasn't rich, I remember people asking him how much he spent and how did he manage to hide it from his wife. (i dont remember the answers)>He used to show up regularly, and post his vids on /gif>before the moniker ECG, people used to repost his threads with his shit and called the threads Rudolf the red nose dick. Or something like that, no idea why i remember that>he answered most questions asked, but its been too long to recall for me>he would get permission to film, but often it would cost him extra. I dont remember the prices>he would request a facial ending, but sometimes the girls would say no. So the vids you see him blasting on their tits or elsewhere is because he didn't get the okay.
Bump
too much good info in this thread to go to waste
>>30420663Sauce on the full one please? Thank you
>>30439682It's in the Erome collection mentioned above. Quality is dogshit, but here it is on Xhamster too: xhamster.com/videos/really-big-cumshot-1954592
>>30423003Agree - very few "cum videos" are hot. Seems all the young hopefuls are gone."DaddysLittlePeppermint" and "Isolde" were terrific but not exactly facial oriented.
>>30439788thanks
>>30435534What a shame
>>30424923Been looking for this one
ECG posted a vid of his left hand holding a note identifying /gif/ on April 13 2010.Apparently the original vids had the girls' names attached.>>30420029Margarita Alimicheva / Mapгapитa Aлимичeвa.>>30419817Possibly May.>>30422379Apparently Delphina.
>>30435529good load
>>30440700"Russian Escort Alina Acquires Huge Facial"
Prostitution in France (the exchange of sexual acts for money) was legal until April 2016 [...] On 6 April 2016, the French National Assembly voted to punish customers of prostitutes by a fine of €1,500.RIP ECG2010 - 2016>>30441948But see my comment here ->>30438238>Apparently this is not Celia aka Alina.>>30434290>Virginee Spice, something like thatVirginee Chiara SpiceShe did an interview with Pierre Woodman and when she said she escorted he was audibly disgusted and stopped the interview lol. Probably done the same time she saw ECG.
>>30441964Based France. Porn next.
>>30433156she cute
>>30429646Stormtrooper aim
>>30425074>>30425555Apparently this one used the stage/escort name LorenGoing through the archives I found the following claims>One of the guys who shoots Cum-Perfection said on a forum that ECG actually did show up for a bukkake, under the name “Ivo”. I don’t remember if he made it into a final video.>I chatted with one of the producers of Cum-Perfection and he said that ECG showed up to a bukkake vid shoot once, though apparently his cumshot wasn't so impressive.
Here's one of ecg's (now deleted) threads from 2010 >>3239263Unfortunately I can't find any archive that still has it.From a 2015 request thread>http://www.6annonce.com/escort/Michelle-39755?from=regular_list>http://www.6annonce.com/escort/Sabrinka-11910?from=regular_list>2 girls from epic cumshot guy's video. I would like to try Michelle. But 250euro !!!!
>>30421924have any of his to share?
>>30444245Yes, this was from FacialForum. You can find a few threads on ECG there dating back to 2010, pretty near the start of it all.
Another claim from a 2023 thread:>No, I was only around for like 2 videos he dropped at the end of when he was doing it. I remember trolling his post, for some reason amd people telling me to stfu that he was a legend. Watched the videos and agreed. I ran into him once online a few years later but he wouldn’t post any. He clearly had drugged the escorts in the ones I Saw and probably got paranoid bout that years afterwards. Nywy that’s my current holy grail.
>>30444518>>30421924>>30421839share plzI am curious about the huge loads of old /gif/
>>30431767That trying is so cute <3
>>30426299This one may be Lolly Moon who did a shoot with Woodman in 2009.>>30444470>Here's one of ecg's (now deleted) threads from 2010 >>3239263>Unfortunately I can't find any archive that still has it.I found another one >>3199958Same problem as before.
>>30445626Much appreciated, but I'm curious, how did you find the thread # if the actual threads are long gone?
Check out Queenie fucked in pantyhose
>>30445674Discussions on other contemporary boards.
One not posted here is Lola - google image search "EpicCumshotGuy-Lola". Brunette, medium-long hair, glares at the camera during the facial, image has a bluish-white tinge.>>30429819>>30429984This may be "Karen" who also did a Woodman Elite Soft Casting November 27 2009.>>30433156Possibly Kim. If she's paid in Euros in the full video with a tv on (Full Metal Alchemist?) then it's her.>>30420663This may or may not be the "Lolita" he shot with.>>30419813>>30438238Yes, confirmed "Beatrice the cum dodger" - as she was called back in the day when ECG was posting to /gif/
How many videos are there?An anon writes on November 9 2010,>here is collection of thumbnail of ECG collection>at least I think its complete.>80files in zip. 15mb>megaupload com/?d=BYKZVL8T [don't bother clicking, it's dead]>this covers early ECG stuff posted here the few that>was posted on some on other forum, I think some are dups just in diff video format and finally the most recent ones posted on this thread.>If you see any missing, please let us know so we can keep the collection as accurate as possible.>thnx
ECG promises he will shoot his next video on April 19 2010 with a release date of Monday April 26 2010.>>3894909 November 2010Anon asks, "how much money do you think you have spent over the years on hookers? 10000? 100000?"ECG replies, "I don't want to count because I will have a heart attack if I do this. 4 or 5 escorts per month, one hour every time (no more), around 300 euros per meeting, over the past 4 years. But I also have friends who pay every month for their appartement [sic] for the past 4 years so for me it's the same thing."Another anon says, "I don't get some of these girls. What did they expect to happen? They react like they're getting poison shot at them and they were expecting a cool breeze."Elsewhere an anon says, "ahahaha, fucking gif written on his hand." Another anon replies, "Dude, he's got one with /gif/ on his cock."
>>30419801Hey OP, are you still with us? Thanks for starting this thread.>As usual, I'd love if any oldfags who were there to see these when ECG was originally posting can chime in, recount memories and stories, etc.I'm posting my research as I find it.I enjoy doing it and take great pride in being a smut historian. So how many anons share my research-driven interest?All I ask is that you keep an eye on the thread so that it doesn't hit the page 6 archive cliff.
>>30446044Still here, thrilled that the thread is still up, and greatly appreciate your time. I'm excited to see what you dig up!
>>30446027>>30432681Here's Lola
>>30446029Wish I could get my hands on those early collections. I've always assumed that there are at least a few videos that have been lost to time, that the "Complete Collection" on Erome isn't really complete.
2014 thread: >EpicCumshotGuy takes viagra, which delays orgasm - so he edges for at least half an hour before unloading
I'm curious. Do you anons end up cumming when viewing these threads? Hard not to cum at most halfway through, I noticed.
>>30446224>>30419801>>30420663>>30423413>>30424386One of these will usually get me.
>>30446673Thanks for sharing. Always curious who actually has their cock out or not.
>>30446044I tend to get obsessive about this stuff too. Done deep-dives on Selena22, Johnny Load, to name a couple.
>>30439853Big thanks for the "DaddysPeppermint" mention. I've seen those for years and never knew the source.
>>30447220Unfortunately I do not know where one could download all clips...
>>30424913Damn, did he do any more like this?
I should be back in four hours...>>30446064>Still here, thrilled that the thread is still up, and greatly appreciate your time. I'm excited to see what you dig up!Gee, thanks!>>30446076>>30432681>Here's LolaThanks. Don't know how I missed it.>>30446687>>30446673>Thanks for sharing. Always curious who actually has their cock out or not.kek - not exactly what I'm thinking when I view these threads
Bump in anticipation of forthcoming intel drop
>>30431943He was totally trying to cum up her nose.
>>30421139GOAT
>>30421459Name?
>>30448181>Bump in anticipation of forthcoming intel dropProbably going to be a disappointing haul tonight.>>30419865Reverse image search engines seem to think this may be "Sarah Lewis" aka Keira/Nadia/TrinityI dunno...https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=08947e47-ad4b-4c2a-9cad-0f51dd70b93f
>>30449696But she did do a Woodman shoot on May 26 2008 (St Petersburg, Russia) as Nadya.What say the rest of you?
>>30449696>>30449759Definitely her. You can especially tell in her full video with ECG. Those eyes are unmistakable.
>>30449696>>30449759
>>30419944This may be Naxy (a.k.a. Lula/Mehoneypot/Nasta) - the tell-tale freckle near her chin.https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=6d919743-84db-4bd0-9d79-4e88871bc32d>>30421657Tell-tale mole on right leg.Scroll down to the photo>allfinegirls.com>2010-06-21>Dorothyon https://www.indexxx.com/m/faye-2https://www.thenude.com/Sofia_15985.htmShe also apparently did a Woodman casting vid on June 5, 2009 as Olga. Though she's heavier here. Haven't bothered to confirm if it's her.>>30420117>>30420120Anastasia apparently used the stage name Lucy for the ECG shoot - no pun intended.>>30420267There's the faint possibility that this is a Russian model "Julie" who shot for stunning18 in 2014. They both have a cleft chin.>>30419817>>30441180>Possibly May.There's the faint possibility that this is also Olesia (a.k.a. Sarah D. a.k.a. Esther) a Russian who did nude photography for Domai and Femjoy.https://www.indexxx.com/m/sarah-d>>30420612CamWhores claims this is Michelle #2. There seems to be another, earlier girl also named Michelle ("Mich1") whom I don't see here.The facial recognition software seems to think that Michelle #2 is also Jana Bhttps://www.indexxx.com/m/jana-b-1and also the escort Michelle I cited above >>30444470Once again I'm leaving it to you anons to decide.Okay, that's enough for now. I may have more for you tomorrow.I again ask anons who appreciate my research to KEEP AN EYE ON THE THREAD SO THAT IT DOESN'T HIT THE PAGE 6 ARCHIVE CLIFF!
>>30431942off-topicThat's not epic cumshot guy.I think you meant to post this in the general cumshot thread.
Alright, guys.My honest opinion on this guy :Obscure 4channer throws ropes on ugly awkward escorts. There is nothing crazy about it, the whores are ugly, the scenes are awkward, none swallows, none sucks (like 3 in the whole thread), it's not porn, it's more of a meme at this point. Alright he cums noticeable quantity of sploosh, but everybody can do that if he was retaining for 2 weeks. Maybe he had a predisposition and only had to retain for a week, but it's a detail and we'll never know so it doesn't matter. Irrelevant.The scenes still are bad, I can't fap to this. It's not pr0n, it's not directed, the light is terrible, it's just a guy masturbating only to cum on stupid bitches' faces and say in a virgin voice "olol there is too much huh? sorry…" it stinks turboautism and social awkwardness like give me a break, everybody on this forum could pay whores to come on their face and act like a retarded autist. He was the one to do it, ok, good for him. There is an anon who filmed himself fucking asian bitches in AMPs, and it's way more enjoyable to watch. I would watch any Pierre Woodman webm instead, even with his disgusting belly and bald skull, just because he fucks the most beautiful bitches on earth, competition sluts really enjoying sex and cumming like crazy while being assfucked or pissed in the mouth (and I'm not into golden shower). It's just better to watch.The thread is interesting if you're interested in 4chan's history but that's it, and OP makes a good detective, nice research work, but nothing to fap about.On this note, OP, you probably don't care, but are you conscious your idol probably wouldn't be pleased about you doxxing him? Releasing his personal informations, Gamekult, and all?Making a thread about him, praising him and collecting his clips, he would probably be flattered, but the doxx part would probably upset him.Take this opinion nobody asked as a bump.
>>30427913It was an old meme. The pixelated sunglasses would slowly descend on the nose of a llama and when it was at destination the text>deal with itwould appear above its head. It's also related to Snoop Dogg smocking weed with these pixelated sunglasses. Just ddg "deal with it meme" etc.Zoomer.
>>30451031I remember the meme. I just don't know how being a whore with cum on your face gets you the glasses.
>>30450577I think you nailed the appeal right there at the start: "obscure 4channer". What makes the clips exciting is the thought that he was nobody, then all of a sudden he was somebody. The scenes are awkward, the light is terrible? Such is the case when you're, as you say, an obscure 4channer nervously turning on the camera and facializing an escort for the first time. The scenes are appealing for the same reason any amateur porn is: You can picture yourself doing it.
>>30450577>The thread is interesting if you're interested in 4chan's historyYes, that's why it's historically important.>and OP makes a good detective, nice research work, but nothing to fap about.OP isn't the researcher. There are at least two people posting research.>On this note, OP, you probably don't care, but are you conscious your idol probably wouldn't be pleased about you doxxing him? Releasing his personal informations, Gamekult, and all?No one has released his personal information. Gamekult, the cartoons aren't personal information and were always part of the lore.>There is nothing crazy about it, the whores are ugly, the scenes are awkward, none swallows, none sucks (like 3 in the whole thread).What you see here are only a small sample of scenes.>The scenes still are bad, I can't fap to this. It's not pr0n, it's not directed, the light is terrible, it's just a guy masturbating only to cum on stupid bitches' faces.Most everyone agrees the scenes are badly shot and lit. Think of ECG's achievements as cult films.>everybody on this forum could pay whores to come on their faceI think we'd rather cum on their faces, not the other way around. :p
>>30451556>amateur pornI disagree since the best amateur vids are, yes, filmed in 240p in an amateurish setting BUT still provide complice couples including a beautiful woman sucking cock like a queen or having a powerful orgasm, or delivering an impressive performance or riding like a cowgirl.That's absolutely not the case here, everything is bad.>>30451811>doxxing and personal informationsWell, people are often misguided about doxxing. It's not limited to names, phone number and adress. Doing research online and just gathering public informations on someone is already doxxing. And even if it wasn't doxxing (it is), I can't talk in his place, but let me tell you I wouldn't be happy someone linked my forum account with my comics to my pr0n videos.Well this guy will probably never see this thread and it will be archived in a few days, but still. He would probably not like this part.>other way around. :pok ok faces…
>>30430951>>30430960>>30433719I never make it past 20 seconds when she gives him that cute smile while drenched in his cum. So sexy. Shame he never visited this prostitute twice I would have loved to see more of her
>>30446027https://www.indexxx.com/m/karen-9It is Karen.
>>30428200>>30429298What is the "cum holy grail"?
>>30431767This one looks like she has Shane Gillis syndrome.
>>30424923It is actually Celia.She did a woodman scene under the name Ninouska.
>>30452822>>30452870Got a name for this chick? >>30430951
>>30430951Yeah, it's a shame so many of them are just him jerking himself off.
>>30452863List of supplements that when taken supposedly increase your semen volume. Lecithin and zinc are the two main ones.
>>30446027More research to share...>>30431328>>30444470Escort Sabrinka cited above is the porn actress Sabrina Blond.https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=4e9c7163-c0ee-4759-ae31-a0471414bd93She did a Woodman Casting shoot in Prague on April 11 2008 credited as "Baby Jane".>Rewatching his vids, I realize you're right, a lot of them kinda suck, haha. This one should've been left on the cutting room floor.Her reaction is surprising considering that she had already appeared in several porn films.>>30431767>>30434290>Lilohttps://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=d6ebed64-a201-4931-932b-9ece71bdadba>>30432166Possibly Alix X a.k.a. Alena a.k.a. Lapushka from "Valdemar and Lapushka". Notice the large freckle near the right clavicle.https://www.indexxx.com/m/alin-xhttps://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=3da47262-4412-4410-8e68-e53f63577a1f
>>30432365Is she a brunette or a redhead? It's difficult to tell with the crummy resolution/lighting.I ask because it makes all the difference in determining who she is.
>>30454202Kind of a dark redhead
>>30432365>>30454265Thanks for replying. Facial recognition software is convinced this is Edith a.k.a. Loren who clearly has red hair.https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=620a94ae-d3ec-4a15-880a-dbacdf096a6f>>30419801>>30438238>One porn site credits her as Bea.Facial recognition software seems to think it's a Russian model named Yuki a.k.a. Tatianna Yukiindexxx.com/m/yukihttps://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=a61ea6c6-98da-4af9-a104-7305613d3c7fThe tell-tale two acne pits on her forehead. However I can't tell if Yuki has the same tattoo on her inner right wrist.It's late. I'm getting tired. See what I can do tomorrow.If you appreciate my research and want to see more of it, MAKE SURE THE THREAD DOESN'T HIT THE PAGE 6 ARCHIVE CLIFF.Thank you.
>>304544027 and a half hours without a bump and the thread is still (barely) alive?The threads at the bottom of the page have been up for almost 11 hours.How is that even possible?
>>30454402Holy shit, thank you. Never knew Bea/Yuki did anything else.
>>30456722You posted this to the wrong thread.This isn't a general purpose facial cumshot thread.
>>30419801>8 days and 22 hoursWe are now the second oldest thread on /gif/>>30420117>>30420120Anastasia also did an episode of FakeAgentfake-agent-stunning-blonde-loves-taking-cock-02-20-2016>>30419813>Beatrice the cum dodgerThe full running time on this is 0:02:42Unfortunately I can find no further information about her.
>>30457874>>30420117>>30420120Another anon in an ancient thread possibly found two other escort videos of Anastasia.https://xhamster.com/videos/meeting-2-10372674https://xhamster.com/videos/meeting-10160758
>>30424386Possibly Aurelia a.k.a. Sweet Lana, a French-Russian escort. If so, ECG sure does love the Russian girls.She also had a listing on www.6annonce.com like several other ECG girls.http://www.6annonce.com/escort/AURELIA4u>>30426395>>30426537Sveta a.k.a. Cristal May - another Russianhttps://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=c07c7572-ebb8-4081-882e-cc5f1b088acdhttps://www.egafd.com/actresses/details.php/id/c01150>>30424913This may or may not be a nude Russian model "Lioness"https://www.indexxx.com/m/lionessIt's late and I'm getting tired.>>30420204>>30424915>Germionahttps://www.iafd.com/person.rme/id=9682cea8-6b65-42e8-8e46-9ad604f0d728>>30420029longer version >>30424921
>>30458345Aurelia! Thanks once again.
