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>>30431191
kek she has a lisp. she seemed way more annoying and smug in my head. she just seems retarded as hell with sound. plus she got fired for that video. i hope all entitled people have the worst life possible so they can only pretend they are special through advanced delusions

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>>30431255
Yes, & I hate the "Prove Me Wrong Bit". Not because the idea is bad, but because debaters like Steven Crowder & Charlie Kirk have annoying personalities. They'll never admit it though (partly because one of them is dead).

>>30431187
this is why high school sucked. you can have the best moments of your life and you try to share something cool and funny that gave you joy and they just passive-aggressively bully you and try to make you feel ashamed because they reality is they're the ones that have nothing going on. like the only reason she's talking to him is because she's bored and obviously has no friends and nothing going on and she could literally just learn a new thing and make a new friend who's clearly looking for friendship too, but she chooses to be a laughing whore instead.

but at the end of the day, you look at the outcome of the average westerner and it's really pathetic. most of these people are completely enslaved and brainwashed, they're not even real people. they go through life on cruise control and end up miserable for it because they unwittingly fall for every scam under the sun.

the mlg edits _were_ funny my dude. good job holding strong against the laughing bitches. these golden years are long gone now, and these people missed out. all they have is their memories of their empty and meaningless and superficial high school "friendships" with people they haven't bothered to keep in touch with. i still regularly talk to all my internet buddies from back then. i still talk to my WoW friends from Cata, while my real life "best friends" from highschool laughed at me. we won.

>>30431190
unironically funny and cool. fuck josh

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>>30431612
OP didnt even plant a seed yet a cringe fruit was harvested regardless... what magic is this?

>>30431733
i knew some fag would call me cringe for typing that. i'm still 100% right, and you're proving my point by acting like being confident in yourself is somehow cringe and choosing to side with a https://edramatica.com/16-year-old_girl instead

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>>30431812
Didn't read btw

>>30431899
100% acting the way i said you would btw

>>30431939
>acting the way i said you would
So?

>>30431948
>so?
so nothing. just keep acting like a retarded faggot. you didn't have to reply to my post in the first place. i didn't do this to you.

>>30431972
>so nothing.
Ah. Okay, then. Gotcha.

>>30431863
Had a good laugh

>>30432035
are you a woman by any chance? the way you act like one is insane.

>>30432158
>boomer insult
Unc, you have to stop.

>>30432177
your behavior is so pathetic, i don't even know what you're getting out of this. at this point i'm just fascinated by your faggotry is all

>>30432187
>at this point i'm just fascinated by your faggotry is all
KEK. Seethe harder.

>>30432203
yes dude, your pointless shitposting is definitely making everyone seethe. you are le epic troll

>>30431657
how dare you post this in a cringe thread

>>30432221
>endlessly replies
>You're totally the one who's mad bro!
Holy projection, buddy.

>>30431191
to this day I still dont know wtf is wrong with her eyes

>>30432232
NTA but you did instigate for no reason, you seem like you have years of experience being toxic and regurgitating the same one-liners

>>30432331
>NTA
Nobody ever believes this.

>>30432331
>You attacked me for no reason!!!
Holy butthurt. Just get over it already, buddy.

>>30432234
She has some kind of eye filter, that's why her eyes don't match

>>30431612
Thanks for posting. I enjoyed reading it.
Remember back in the day not being able to wait to get out of high school and into the real world so you could leave all the playground intrigues and drama behind? Only to discover that adults in the real world still act like they never left grade school?

>>30431612
How is this statement the cringiest fucking thing in the thread? Anyone who talks about memes irl deserves to be ostracized. Some of you fucking weirdos needed to be bullied so that you grew into useful people.

>>30432583
Lol, fucking got em

>>30431185
this isn't cringe

>>30432234
filter, lol
are you retarded

>>30432956
what is this shit? fuck off newfag, stop posting

>>30432722
>Only to discover that adults in the real world still act like they never left grade school?
i was a NEET into my late 20s lawl. hoping to retire before i hit 35.
>>30432864
>you have to contriboot to society
ok retard lawl as i said, vapid and nothing going on *at all*. thanks for proving me right.

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>>30431185
Both of them are cringe. Not just the guy.

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>>30433194
Niggers are fat retards.

>>30431187
These are the kind of people that think Elon Musk is someone worth listening to.

>>30431863
Actually this is based

>>30431657
Anon, you are confused. This is not an based thread.

>>30433187
Is she deaf?

>>30433542
i mean it kinda is. only elle fanning has made me cringe here

>>30433442
>Elon Musk is le dumb
This. So much this. Upvoted.

>>30431926
This is based

>>30432966
>what is this shit?
autistic hyperfixation. he found her attractive and wants everyone to know

>>30431899
Nice pantyhose on that girl

>>30432583
uncensored version anyone?

>>30431863
super omega based

>>30433998
>Post a gif multiple times randomly
Thats deeply autistic indeed, this guy must be unable to eat by himself

>>30433193
Holy shit, he made himself both insanely physically and psychologically attractive in like... seconds. That's impressive. He's eloquent and hates that stupid orange rapist in office. Better than 99% of the losers on here. lol

>>30431657
Prime Eurotrash

>>30432917
Please start a vlog. I want to see you proudly say "based and redpilled" IRL.

>>30431612
"Most other people are NPCs" is the single most NPC take under the sun.
What's funny or not heavily depends on a shared cultural background. "Objectively funny" does not exist. Most people know how to adapt their discourse to the people around them, and the lack of that ability stands out. A lot of cringe comes from that deficiency. And teens are building their identity, which involves rejecting what's outside of the identity they choose, just like you're doing right here.
The guy in that video is not ridiculous because he likes mlg edits. But thinking this is the time and place to boast about your memeing ability is cringy as fuck. It's like going to a MLP convention to boast about getting into your high school football team. Or to an anonymous imageboard to boast about... having online friends?

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>>30431863
based

>>30433180
was against her till she bent over

>>30434605
>"Objectively funny" does not exist.
oh look it's that braindead take again. since everything is completely subjective, you admit that he's right to find memes hilarious and she's wrong to make him feel bad about it. and, as you said, she should know to adapt her discourse to who's around her, but her lacking ability to do this obviously stands out.

again, nobody forced her to talk to him and record him. she clearly has no friends because she's a laughing whore. and he didn't have to even engage with her, he could've just told her to go fuck herself, but he was being nice and making her feel included in his shit that SHE IS ASKING HIM ABOUT and he doesn't have to hide his powerlevel for a stupid cunt that isn't worth a second thought. that's why she has no friend and has to talk to the "cringy guy" while everybody else seems to have someone else seems to be talking to their friends in the background

>>30434605
>Or to an anonymous imageboard to boast about... having online friends?
lmfao i hadn't even read that far. having friends is a boast to you? holy fuck, the people replying to me are pathetic. i expected as much, but i am still shocked by just how pathetic you all are. it's simp city out here.

if a fucking hoe walks up to you to make fun of her, you need to prostrate yourself before her. you don't need to change your personality so you can please her and make her feel important. she doesn't fucking matter. you would know that if you weren't a fucking incel.

>>30432956
who is that ? why is it evryhere?

>>30431191
I want to hate fuck her so bad

>>30434632
She seems nice.
I wonder if she single. Do you think I have a chance?

>>30435014
>>30435033
>lmfao i hadn't even read that far
Yeah, it's pretty obvious you have the intelligence and attention span of a squirrel on PCP.
>since everything is completely subjective
As demonstrated by your completely binary understanding of everything, as if "nothing is objectively funny" and "everything is completely subjective" were the same statement. And yeah, he's right to find memes hilarious - within his online community, they probably are. But again, since you clearly did not understand one sentence I wrote and instead get offended at every second word for no reason whatsoever, neither she nor we are making fun of his liking memes. His bringing it up in that context, however, and with that bravado, is completely bonkers. This is showing off your MTG collection at the opera, showing your porn collection at a house party, bragging about your body count in a church, about your RTX 5090 to an Amish. How many more examples do you need to understand that high school is not the place to show off your memeing skills, and the trouble lies with not understanding that?

>she clearly has no friends because she's a laughing whore
>that's why she has no friend
>and these people missed out. all they have is their memories of their empty and meaningless and superficial high school "friendships" with people they haven't bothered to keep in touch with
>she's bored and obviously has no friends
>my real life "best friends" from highschool laughed at me
> i still regularly talk to all my internet buddies from back then. i still talk to my WoW friends from Cata
You're 100% right that bragging about having friends is pathetic, and that's what you're doing. Don't try to pretend you're not. And everything you've written about "these people" ending up lonely and sad is based entirely on wishful thinking, projecting your own bitterness on people you know nothing about. Completely divorced from reality. And you really should notice that.

>>30433998
You can't even see her face.

>>30435182
>His bringing it up
nah retard, she walked up to him, started recording and asked him to "explain why he's the meme king".
>And everything you've written about "these people" ending up lonely and sad is based entirely on wishful thinking,
it's actually common for people to talk about have friendship insecurities in high school, and common for friendships to not last past high school either. especially if all those friendships are performative. nothing i'm saying here is some occult knowledge
>You're 100% right that bragging about having friends is pathetic, and that's what you're doing. Don't try to pretend you're not.
i honestly thought i was being relatable and that everyone here would go "hell yeah brother, i also have long lasting friendships, fuck her!" but i guess i forgot i'm at the "retarded sperg" convention. you're right, it's not a brag to have friends, so i'm really confused as to why you're so hung up by it. it wasn't meant to be a controversial statement at all

she's the one who went up to talk to a guy she clearly doesn't like. why? where are her friends? as you said, it's super easy to make them, so why doesn't she have any?

>that high school is not the place to show off your memeing skills
your entire argument boils down to a need to prostrate yourself to people you don't like so that you can garner their social approval and it's a really sad and pathetic way to live. it's textbook autistic incel behavior. they believe they have to change their entire personality so they can increase their SMV. you act as if she is de-facto right for having no personality because 'isnt it what high school is all about" uhhh, no? tell me, what are acceptable high school topics then? what convention is that? yeah, go ahead list them out, since apparently, memes totally aren't something that normies love to share and talk about

>>30435182
btw kids are doing fortnite dances in school now. gamer and meme culture is bigger than ever. everyone is a geek now, be it anime (rappers/streamers), dnd (critical role/stranger things) or memes (it's been a normie thing since facebook moms fell in love with minions 15 years ago)

you sound super autistic and out of touch and friendless.

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>>30435182
>This is showing off your MTG collection at the opera, showing your porn collection at a house party, bragging about your body count in a church, about your RTX 5090 to an Amish. How many more examples
last cont.
and why do i need to go to places full of people i don't give a shit about so i can get their social approval? why would i go there if i know i won't fit in? why do you want to be accepted so badly by all these random groups of people you have nothing in common with? i don't get it

"i would totally become a body snatcher, because how cringe would it be not to be one when everyone else is, amirite guys!!"

>>30435182
okay okay, last cont. for real now, but since you mentioned church:

Matthew 10:35-36: "For I have come to turn 'a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law—a man’s enemies will be the members of his own household'".

sorry, even Jesus disagrees with the idea of changing who you are or what you believe to please others, even if they're your own family. being a people pleaser is a character flaw, btw

>>30433193
Based
You have Trump Dicksucking Syndrome

>>30435275
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>>30435312
Jesus, man. No wonder you don't see the cringe, you clearly have some strand of turboautism.
All of your arguments are either gross misinterpretations or full-on inventions of positions noone ITT argued. Nobody said you have to change for other people, or that that girl bullying the nerd was a nice person that's completely in the right. If you go to the Detroit suburbs with a tux and a briefcase full of money, nobody will say the nigger was right for knifing you, yet everyone understands you shouldn't be doing that if you value your life. You need to learn that in most situations, there's not one person being right and true and the other wrong and evil.
Yet most people understand that different places call for different behaviors. You don't blast your music full volume on the bus, you do at home. Next you'll be fapping in the mall and getting outraged at the small-minded security guard who's trying to kinkshame you.
You're the one who's weirdly hung up on that friendship thing. You invented a story where she's making fun of the nerd because she has no friends, you brought up your online friends as a point when it's unrelated to anything at all, you're the one calling me friendless for no reason either. It's clearly important to you; no one else here cares what your social life or mine are like.
You don't need to go to places full of people you don't care about, and you don't need their approval. If you do go there and act in a way that is incongruent with theirs, you'll get made fun of. And if someone joins your social group and acts in an incongruous way, you'll be making fun of them, like you're trying to do here. And that won't mean you're friendless: it will mean people are wary of incongruous behavior. That is what everyone here understands but you. Not getting that is what cringe is, and you're in a cringe thread.

>>30435275
Also,
>she walked up to him, started recording and asked him to "explain why he's the meme king".
That question only makes any sense if the dude claimed to be the meme king earlier. If you go to school, call yourself the meme king and don't expect to get bullied, there's something wrong with you.

>>30431863
NL has never been more right than when it came down to cracked out uncle.

>>30433600
>>30433542
based and cringe are the same thing. it's based to be knowingly cringe and it's cringe to be unknowingly based.

>>30435721
>If you go to the Detroit suburbs with a tux and a briefcase full of money, nobody will say the nigger was right for knifing you, yet everyone understands you shouldn't be doing that if you value your life.
weird that your big argument is an analogy in which you're a thieving nigger and the cringe guy is a "guy wearing a tux and a briefcase full of money" lmfao

but i'm the turboautist... you can move the goalpost if you want, or make justifications for why being an asshole bully to someone makes them cringe and not you. you're tonight's big loser and the most massive cringe retard ever, and nobody wants to be your friend, including the meme king himself, whom you admit is someone you think would be cool and funny and you'd want to be friends with in the right circumstances.

>>30435721
>Not getting that is what cringe is, and you're in a cringe thread.
yeah my bad, i thought i was in the "cool guys with friends make fun of losers with no self-awareness", i didn't think i was entering a "insecure losers with no self-awareness make fun of the cool people to feel better about being losers, even though they admit that they like the cool guys" thread
>The guy in that video is not ridiculous because he likes mlg edit
>he's right to find memes hilarious
>they probably are
>neither she nor we are making fun of his liking memes
kiss the meme king's ring, peasant

>>30435721
last cont.
but if the only thing that makes the meme king cringe is the fact that you're in his vicinity, that makes you the cringe loser, bud

>>30431863
Even the kid thinks he's a fuckin asshole

>>30431612
kek I love how the other posters talking shit to you just prove your point.
These people are absolutely miserable with no joy in their life.

>>30433193
>trump
>insurrectionist
God damn these retards really think trump shook up the status quo dont they? Dude is TOP GOY
>>30434429
>>30435518
Niggers

>>30436142
i mean they expose themselves when they refer to me mentioning i have friends as "bragging".

if i go to a lamborghini meetup and talk to lambo owners about my lambo, it would never be characterized as bragging. it's only bragging if i'm talking to someone without a lambo

and it's even more painfully obvious since gen Z/A turned geeks into the popular kids, with stranger things, taylor swift, rappers, fortnite, anime, influencers... everyone has a niche interest that they proudly and openly "stan" nowadays. it's no longer embarrassing to be proud of your niche interests (never was). only someone who has no friends and no interests wouldn't get it.

>>30436220
NTA but you're either retarded or intentionally missing the point.
>it's no longer embarrassing to be proud of your niche interests (never was)
Like Anon has said ad nauseum by now, it's about time and place - obviously people have interests, but you wouldn't, for example, go telling your coworkers, family etc. that you're posting on here, because it's not acceptable in that social environment, like you almost realised here >>30435963 when you said
>in the right circumstances.
At the end of the day, the girl recorded the video and countless anons have reposted it precisely because it is cringe. If you don't understand social norms well enough to get that, then you have bigger fish to fry.

>>30436306
>you wouldn't, for example, go telling your coworkers, family etc. that you're posting on here, because it's not acceptable in that social environment
because they are fucking losers who wouldn't get it, and it could cost me my job, which i need. you are a fucking retard whose never had a job if you don't know that your boss will impose their preferences upon you the moment they can. i had a boss force me to change my zoom BG to a fucking gorilla plushie. i wouldn't do this because i learned long ago to conceal my power level from normies and it wouldnt be appropriate to talk about gore and tranny rekt to my libtard coworkers, but the average normie has no problem whatsoever being open about their interests and sperging on about it in meetings and off-topic zoom chats.

the problem is literally just you and your deep autism.
>it's not acceptable to talk about memes at school.
your aspergers is off the charts. what IS socially acceptable to talk about at school then, i'm dying to know.

is the only reason it's "not acceptable" is because gay fags like you would make fun of you? you literally cannot hold the position that you're holding without first claiming that the problem is the other people but deciding the hold the meme king for being a based gigachad. you are either living in cognitive dissonance because you are an insecure fag, or you are a bully yourself, so you identify with a basic bitch with no friends more than the cool guy who loves the thing that... guess what, everyone and their grandma (literally) loves too. memes are literally politicized now. memes are literally everywhere and have been for a long time.

>>30436332
>because they are fucking losers who wouldn't get it
actually, my coworkers love to talk about games, kpop, memes, sports, podcasts, etc. all the time.

all the niche things that used to get us bullied are now mainstream. we were always cool, it just took a while for normies to catch up, but i'm the uncool one at work now because i refuse to engage in small talk about all these niche interests.

sorry, but the power has shifted, and everyone hates mean girls and bullies nowadays. most schools have *zero tolerance* policies for bullying, cyberbullying, and simply posting "mean internet comments", word for word what's in my kid's school's rulebook. this could get them suspended.

the world is soft now, and this bitch would get assblasted from every angle for pulling this shit nowadays. I'd make sure of it.

>>30433763
imagine her taking BBC....

>>30431297
Yup, they argue the same way troons do. They say stupid shit and then put the burden on you to disprove it.
Direction brains will never debate you in good faith

>>30433194
Wtf lmao

>>30433194
>>30433405
>>30436736
She's not really wrong. Food does stop absorbing if its already seared off. Thats why you marinate meat before cooking it. If you don't want the meat to fully have the flavor of whatever sauce, then you add it after searing the meat. It's totally fine if you just want the sauce on top.

I meal prep for 6 days a week, and it gets real tedious real fucking fast when you have bland shitty food. Then I actually learned how to cook and make my food not taste like shit. The meat is going to be more bland if you don't season/marinade it before cooking it.

funniest thread in years, holy fuck
thanks anon

>>30431863
holy shit i watched it 20 times and its still funny
>posts based video in cringe thread
wrong thread faggot. thanks for the awesome video though. faggot.

>>30436352
>imagine her taking BBC....
I'd rather imagine your Tel Aviv office take an Iranian missile.

>>30431899
Is this make-a-wish?

>>30436843
marinades are such a waste of time , this shit takes 6 to 12 hours to barely penetrate 1 or 2 mm,
and you miss out on a good sear and fond that actually taste good and can improve the sauce.
its okay if you bake/grill ,but thats it

cooklet retard

>>30437396
I think its a goverment funded prostitute for retards somewhere in Evropa like Germany or the Netherland.

>>30431899
post full video

>>30437435
>cooklet retard
I literally said I meal prep, so obviously I don't plan on eating it as soon as I cook it, dumbass. So I marinade for two whole days starting Friday and then cook all my meals on Sunday. And yeah, I bake it usually. Sometimes grill, but all that marinade every week gets annoying to clean off the grates. I'm not pan frying 6 chicken breasts and 6 pork chops one by one, stupid.

>>30431297
I want to see liberals and democrats assassinated.

>>30433218
niggers never invented the wheel. but think they traveled the globe

>>30433218
we wuz natives n' kangz n' vikangz n mermaids n' sheeit

>>30431812
you can be right and be cringe, look at sammyclassicsonicfan, none of us would dare say sonic is not awesome, but he’s too passionate about how awesome sonic is to the point of being cringy (back then, not now)

>>30433218
unfortunately she’s right no matter how white folks rebel (i am white and i am racist) they raped the indian in many ways, one of these ways was to give them a new identity.
there is not one single slave ship that remains in existence, they are all “sunken”, most of them never existed and there are many forged records of slave ships which they used to assert that the black person was not yet here, as if they don’t still exist here in their tribes, such as the Miskito people.
The US government hides facts in plain sight and never wavers on their story, this is how they convince the common, uncritical, unskeptical man who loves his country because he was born in it.
black people being native changes nothing for white people. it only affects the bankers, the lobbyists and the politicians

>>30433442
Found the insecure and poor leftist.

>>30437937
I'm a landlord and I'm politically independent. I own multiple properties, and I'm probably the coolest fucking landlord you could ever wish to have. I give all my tenants every December for free so they can have a good holiday season.

But I do that because I'm in touch with reality and people, unlike Elon Musk. As a successful person who owns multiple houses (you pay rent btw, if you didn't remember), I'm telling you that you're a retarded faggot if you think Elon Musk is a person worth listening to about how to make the lives of normal people better.

>>30431657
Good bit of nostalgia.

>>30433172
Gonna go out on a limb here and guess she probably hasn't physically hurt someone since she was a kid.

>>30433332
This girl dated a black guy

>>30438013
these creatures should be shot on sight

>>30437929
Please provide the full video with sound.

>>30436332
>>30435978
>>30431612
You are the cringiest thing in this thread by a mile, holy shit

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>>30431612
It's not cringe because he's a sperg that has interests he's willing to share, most people find that wholesome, it's cringe because of the way he presents these these interests/sides of himself.
>King of memes, jailbreaking, hacking, hiding, cheating at tests
He's not trying to share his interests with her because he wants to get to know her or because he thinks she'll be happy to learn about something new in life, he's trying to brag about how cool he is in order to impress her. It's not a piece of fiction or something one of his friends or family members did, it's about him and no one else.
Incompetence isn't cringe, incompetence + overconfidence is.

>>30433758
Looks like a masquerade violation

>>30436363
>They say stupid shit
just because you disagree with it doesn't mean what they said is stupid, anon.
especially when they're 100% correct.

>>30437982
>I'm politically independent
you're politically retarded.

>>30437982
>I give all my tenants December for free.
This just means you're overcharging the other months. Also, you're gay.

>>30438682
>>30438774
My prices are actually under the market average. Stay mad you jaded cynical faggot. You'll never own a home because you're a little bitch that blames everyone and everything else instead of fixing yourself and applying yourself. Self defeatist little cuck. You may as well be a lib.

this whole video is quite good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K9RDZg4y7o&t=0

>>30433168
wow, what happened to Velma Dinkley?!? she used to be so cool....

>>30431612
they use the same tactic to boys they like. they don't have any idea what is cool so mock everything until they get mocked back.

>>30432864
memes are cultural genes.
everyone has a folder with ideas saved.

>>30433176
they treated this shit like Ebola. lol. was there ever any reflection or regret

or do they justify their feelings

>>30436352
I just did...

>>30434054
>>30431899
that woman is hot as fuck, and I barely think that about any white women

source??

>>30439554
>>30437495
it was a documentary about a government program to subsidize sex visits for handicap people in Amsterdam or somewhere in Europe. they get €200 euro a month for home visit handies or something because they recognize the importance of "intimacy"

>>30434632
Classic Brandon L. I've never met any Brandon that wasn't a lameass. Literally 4 Brandons I've interacted with that I can recall and I'm not even American.

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>>30433262
He's extremely cringe. Total faggot loser. He'll go home alone yet again, still a virgin, raging about "all women are whores" for not fucking him.

>>30433180
Why are all amercunts like this crackhead?

>>30438675
Bingo

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remeber anyone?

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>>30437982
Me when I lie

>>30439933
Outed yourself as a broke loser. Owning a small business is such a wild idea to someone your level that you think it's sinply a lie.

>>30431185
I thought it’s another Hidden ylyl thread but you’re right I felt a second hand cringe

>>30439928
>>30439931
this is fucking hilarious haha. didn't cringe

>>30439928
>>30439931
Which ones of you are these geeks? I know you're here.

>>30439379
>My prices are actually under the market average.

Either your splitting hairs over the most petty brag ever, or you just outed yourself. Unless your undercutting the market by pennies, it's illegal to rent a property for drastically less than its appraised value. It's also illegal to just give free rent on holidays because that implies that it's something that's conditional, and thus can be arbitrarily taken away.

>>30431255

>>30431255
He was shot in the jugular tho?

>>30437828
Irrefutable argument.

>>30439554
That's not a white woman lol

>>30438255
they'll just absorb the bullets

>>30438669
kek

>>30431191
Remember this shit, ironically she got fired for not thinking about what she put on social media lmao. Learn to code faggot.

>>30440172
is she Spanish or Italian then? genuinely asking

>>30440103
>Unless your undercutting the market by pennies, it's illegal to rent a property for drastically less than its appraised value.
According to who, jews? I just never raised the rent. Most landlords raise the rent every year because people typically people get annual pay raises, so dickhead landlords raise the rent. Housing is in low supply so demand has gone up, increasing the value of my properties, but I never raise the rent. I'm fine living a simple comfortable life.

This is the difference between my and that autistic fuck Elon Musk who's dick you keep riding. Someone needs to slap that dick out your mouth because it's crazy to me how you will attack me for being one of the few landlords who's not a shithead, but then do Chinese backflips to land on the dick of the rismchest human being in all of history.

Fix yourself, your perception of reality is fucked.

>>30439654
ywnbaw

>>30431733
Get up and go get up and go
Hey
Get up and go get up and go
Hey

>>30431612
This is how i imagine you look like >>30431899

>>30440609
>increasing the value of my properties
thereby increasing your property taxes
>but I never raise the rent.

>>30440835
>This is how I imagine you look >>30431899
left or right?

>>30431297
I wanna fucking bash her brains in with that fucking fountain

>>30431246
Where's the cringe? This is straight fire, on god. I be finna sign up fr.

>>30433688
>I wanted to make sure the brown person is okay
It's so fucking layered in stupidity I can't even process it all.

>>30441227
>thereby increasing your property taxes
Thats what always pissed me off when I used to rent, before I bought properties and became a landlord.: the property taxes don't raise in proportion to the markets rental price. Its never gone up more than $20, and the property taxes were only raised one single time in the last 8 years. Once you own about 5 or 6 properties, you really dont need to raise rent for a good long time. All the passive income is more than enough to keep you comfortable.

But I notice you want to keep challenging me and avoiding the main subject I ever talked about. Why are you so voracious for Elon Musks dick in your mouth?

>>30439613
Brandon DiCamillo

>>30439931
>I'm a /b/tard
Instantly became the most cringe person in the room

>>30431863
Based, loved how the kid disappear for a sec, the food suddenly vanish from the plates and not a single sodipop spill on that full cup.

>>30431863
How can people not see this is AI?

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>>30441387
>But I notice you want to keep challenging me and avoiding the main subject I ever talked about. Why are you so voracious for Elon Musk's dick in your mouth?
Huh? I posted 30441227, but I'm not the anon you had been arguing with.
Oh the joys of posting on an anonymous message board...

>>30441488
Fake?

>>30440091
pretty sure the /b/tard is a guy i met at a mall in 2007 who gave me detailed instructions on how to asphyxiate while masturbating after asking if i knew how to triforce

>>30441446
because it's not
weak bait 1/10

>>30441495
I don't think so, fake would look better.

>>30433170
I actually 100% side with the negress here. That tranny is being extra retarded for no reason. Who knew that taking hormones can cause violent mood swings lol

>>30441488
Nice digits Hitler
>>30441495
Yes it's fake

>>30439931
>30439931
he looks matronly, i want him to tuck me in

>>30431812
cringe but I mean yeah, you are right lol, I think 4chan cucks just don't like admitting we are the weird ones that did this shit in school in the first place

>>30437937
literally proving his point btw

Fuckin weirdo. Go think for more than two seconds why trump has sued people for everything under the sun, except for calling him a pedophile.

>>30435721
>>30436332

holy shit nobody cares i ain't reading allat I'm happy for you or sorry that happened shut the fuck up

>>30431657
Old guys part was actually serious heat

>>30431733
Get up and take a shit, now

>>30438675
Behold the direction-brained faggot in its natural habitat

>>30431612
I just slept through every class since 4th grade, so I could have energy to talk to people that mattered after school. There's a very small number of people who'll ever be worth talking to, most of those lost what made them interesting the moment puberty hit, though a few (almost none) did evolve into being able to actually hold a conversation as an adult.
These people pretend "cringy autists" aren't socially gifted enough with the means to keep a conversation going, but two autists will out-converse two of those hylics 9 out of 10 times. They think a successful conversation is exchanging inane words without lowering their own social standing, which is why every time you talk to one it feels like a mexican standoff instead of an exchange of information. The words themselves are barren, represent no ideas, and have a hidden salvo of aggression layered under pleasantries. Normal people can't communicate, they can pretend to, they play communication, but as they play they see it as a zero-sum game, where they must take recognition. It's literal jeet mentality, it's called izzat, truth is second to social standing, to image, people will sooner lie and kill than admit being wrong, lest they become pariahs and dishonor their families.
>>30432864
>Anyone who talks about memes irl
What non-memetic things do you talk about IRL Chad?

>>30443080
>hylics
i learned something new today. this is why i still bother coming here. ain't many smart people left here, but i know there are none left everywhere else
>people will sooner lie and kill than admit being wrong
social media is nothing but this. this is why spamming emojis/insults and NPC dialogue (you disagree with me? oh hey [guy in the video]!) is so prevalent. they are so afraid of being wrong that they would rather avoid engaging at all. these zombies literally know nothing except what's on their for-you-page

>>30432864

People who talk about memes have aspergers. Better not piss them off, they might come to shoot you dead later if they feel bullied because nobody wants to actually discuss LONGCAT or whatever the fuck. Neurotypical people do not do this. This is the same shit like how people with aspergers like to obsess over train schedules or some meaningless stat.

>>30443201
>go up to a guy who likes memes while recording
>"hey, tell me about memes"
>he tells you about memes
>"erm, who talks about memes?? you cringe sperg!"
the scary thing about this is that your IQ is probably average, meaning that half the population is probably even more retarded than you. i

>>30442704
this ain't facebook, we don't need your live updates

>>30439554
wrong its part of a series of weird german fetish porn only with disabled people canr remember the name tho

>>30443218
>go up to a guy who claims to be the "king of memes" while recording
>king of memes is too retarded to notice heês being made fun of
>"hey, tell me why you're the king of memes"
>he tells her he's so good at memes he doesn't even need to focus, memeing is second nature
>you're defending this
At this point I have to ask, are you the king of memes?

>>30443253
>>30443253
>king of memes is too retarded to notice heês being made fun of
i don't know what sort of ESL keyboard you're using but i suppose you would've choke slammed her into a table and then everybody would've clapped, right? wow, you're so cool. or would you burst into tears like "STOP BULLYING ME PLEASSESEE!!! ILL TELL THE TEACHER!!!!"

is that what you would've done, mr. cool guy?

>>30443269
How about not engaging? Moving away? Confronting her? Upplaying the king of memes stuff? Anything but obviously not notice and keep on with the weirdest brag ever?
I'm pretty sure you're the king of memes. Shoe on head with timestamp pls.

>>30443468
>Shoe on head with timestamp pls.
sharpie in pooper first
>Upplaying the king of memes stuff?
... say that again?

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>>30443193
Here bro, have a read, see how many of your HS years's faces you can match to the description.

>>30441488
Is that Charlie Kirk?

>>30443080
>I just slept through every class since 4th grade, so I could have energy to talk to people that mattered after school.
Kinda sounds like the problem is you. Like, how do you have such low energy or such low mental capacity that you can't do 4th grade level schoolwork and then go talk to some people after school? You DO know that a lot of kids also have after school activities like soccer or track team, right? And then they still go talk to friends afterwards. Your dumbass is sleeping through the day just to have energy to talk? Wtf...

>>30431190
Josh is a real one.

>>30431189
if real I'll kill myself

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>>30433387
This ain't cringe, this is hilarious

>>30433763
>>30433765
This shit would have to fuck your shoulders up before too long.

>>30439931
Those /b/tards are defintely /pol/tards now

>>30443774
>that you can't do 4th grade level schoolwork
It's funny the way assumptions worked, I excelled academically above my class from day one until we parted ways, had my own after school activities in judo and swimming, and talked to my own friends (the ones that mattered). I just couldn't bother to tire myself lying like other people do so naturally, about everything. If that causes you to sperg like that, good, maybe you found something out about yourself.

>>30431190
Based

>>30434632
Hot

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>>30431612
Jesus christ imagine still having hang ups over your high school bullies. That is some Grade A loser shit, man, you were all children who will most likely never meet again, you're either a huge loser or still in high school in which case fuck off, underage.

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>>30436142
>>30436220
Are you seriously using 4chan to blogpost about how much of an embarassing faggot you were in high school, console some cringe kid in a webm over 10 years old like he's in the thread with us right now and expecting people to not laugh at you for being a gigantic faggot?
>y-yeah well look at all the other anons blogposting too
Maybe that'd actually mean something if you weren't such a newfaggot unaware of the fact that /gif/ has the highest population of actually retarded tourists and underage faggots by far, what retarded degenrate apes do you think are going to populate the board that revolves around nothing but porn and extreme violence? You should not at all be proud of how many people here relate to your painfully pathetic post.

>>30439928
>it's a meme you dip
I still think about that quote to this day, both of these goobers are absolute legends.

>>30431612
I'd be so fucking embarassed if I was that MLG kid and somehow stumbled upon this post. Holy shit you're gay.

>>30431246
uhhh based department?

>>30444836
I promise you really aren't as interesting as you want other people to think you are. Don't be dramatic about it.

>>30444425
>This shit would have to fuck your shoulders up before too long.
It would fuck up your wrists even before that. Especially after doing those jumps and landing on your palms.

>>30433332
>>30438250
who even is she?