Who never...
>>30472319
>>30472334Kek
>>30472319>>30472334qrd
>>30472374Darwin award recipient.
>>30472374Didn't vote Trump.
>>30472527How did he manage to catch the pool on fire?
>>30472817i do not know, plastic bottles retain the liquid inside when put over a fire. i bet you could make a concussion grenade by throwing in a full plastic water bottle.
>>30472690Bam was funny, the other guys are just gay as fuck
>>30472319>>30472374third worlders self-terminating from their own retardation. very common
>>30472374fat whore steps on the pipe and the gassolina bottle falls on it's side and starts pushing gassolina not just gassolina gas
>>30472817gasoline floats and continues to burn. Remember kids, in this situation you could have just shut the lid on that jerry can and all would have been fine.
>>30473043No, faggot.Bam was the try-hard high schooler cringe faggot who was a one-trick pony: >durr i hit you! lol hit me back!That's it. That's all he was. I'm glad the jackass reunion was done without him, erasing his shit-stain.Guy has one opportunity to be with the crew for their last movie, and all he hasto do is not be a total fucking loser leading up to the recording. What does he do?Drinks himself to shit, shoots up, and can't remain sober enough to be featured.Only little bitch faggots like you care for Bam. Kill yourself, little faggot.
>>30473043>>30473462Knoxville was the only good member of the cast.Him doing Evel Knievel stuntman shit was what anyone watched it for. No-one else on TV was doing rocket engine shopping trolley jumps and launching himself out of cannons and running into charging bulls and shit every episode. The guy was a legend.The other guys were these aspie groupies or something going on about how tough they were I hang with Jackass, but never performed a single stunt beyond low effort farting on people bits, just fucking losers eating up airtime.Knoxville, who was never into any of that mah dick I'm the hardest bullshit, starts setting off anti-personnel grenades to take the impact as a stunt or something, then all the apparent toughguys run away and he's on his own for yet another one. Every fucking time.Steve-O was the other "good" member. He did a lot of gay shit with the groupies, but would just jump off cliffs and do other dangerous stunts without hesitation, like he had no free will. The guy had no self preservation at all, like he was too high to think rationally or wanted to die. Made for entertaining content, but he was a fucking weirdo.I don't remember Bam or anyone else whatsoever. Richard Hammond did more stunts on Top Gear than any of those fags.
Uncut version.
>>30473053Looks to me like the problem started when the fat retard tilted it downwards
>>30472527Fucking idiot Russian.Gas floats on water. Burning gas ALSO floats on water. Throwing that in the pool was the literal, of all billion possible choices he had, the worst.Getting in while YOU'RE burning? Great idea.Throwing burning gas into a pool? That's how REALLY BIG fires are made.
>>30473720Some of the other guys had some pretty good skits.The one with the fat guy, Preston I think, and wee man where Preston went into a porta potty, started making shitting sounds, and Wee Man walked out, was fucking hilarious.But yeah, Knoxville was a legend.
>>30472319Woman was completely trapped so she dies. Not sure about the man and the camera person. A lightbulb has to turn on at certain times. Why no lightbulb?
>>30472520Does anybody have that video of that Chink setting himself on fire? It was in a mall or a garage.
>>30472334About 2 me were completely engulfed in flames. Bodies too immolated. So dead.
>>30474444>quads of death lost on ESL
>>30474069I wonder what happened to Mamma Fuego after she was trapped in the corner
>>30474454Again but in English, please.
>>30473795>spamming/floodingcan you rangeban this newfag already? he's just going to keep posting his pedophilic videos in random threads
>>30472527fire? at the Sea Park?
he ran out of antifreeze so he made a makeshift one from alcohol and decided to check if it was strong enough
>>30472527I am completely enamored by the way the cameraman says "blyat". The first time was a pleasant surprise. The second time was a soothing melody for my ears. Is it a dialect or something?
>>30474557what the fuck is wrong with you man
>>30474557I'm pretty sure it's illegal to even have this video saved. You better delete this before you get a knock at your door
>>30473462Malding
>>30474557Fuck...
>>30474492
>>30474557I'm very squeamish. I literally auto-hide 'rekt' threads and all the various misspellings with the help of a github. Someone give me a qrd on the webm.
>>30474842go back newfag
>>30474506Underrated comment.
>>30474854you don't wanna know, trust me
>>30474842kys faggot
>>30474854It's a gag, It's just a guy standing at a carwash thing, nothing happens, it's a lot like this webm >>30474561 in that everyone acts like it's some horrific shit as a joke.
>>30474484>newfag
>>30474557I don’t get it
>>30472319>we don't need an oven anymorekek, we'll just cook all our food on this convenient giant flame on sticks!
Anyone got that clip of them melting the sheep with experimental beam weaponry then seemingly are shocked by the result.
>>30474842So stylish!!~~
>>30474527What is the orange energy that attacks him?
>>30473043Because getting a bunch of erections branded on your ass is not gay. Ok.
>>30476630nerve gas elemental
I've got plenty. buckle up
>>30477039>>30477041Why do people who have no idea how things work attempt to do the very thing they have no idea about?
>>30477025kek
>>30477050gotta start somewhere
>>30477035Incredible.
>>30477041AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! THE TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY AND ALCOHOL JUNGLE JUICE!
>>30477054>start somwhereHe's being doing these videos for years>>30477061Kek!
>>30477035BUBBA YAARRN
>>30477208
>>30477208>>30477209>>30477216>not doing salvia in a padded roomFAFO
>>30477035they weren't all going to fit in that car anyway
>>30477050Cargo cult. Make the shape of the thing (even shove in a temu engine) and prosperity will rain down.
>>30477163Mf is arthur morgan mocap
>>30477021Pajeets have trains, crackas have ladders
>>30477021>>30477297
>>30477021>>30477297>>30477308
>>30477021>>30477297>>30477308>>30477319
>>30477021>>30477297>>30477308>>30477319>>30477327
>>30477021>>30477297>>30477308>>30477319>>30477327>>30477333
>>30477021>>30477297>>30477308>>30477319>>30477327>>30477333>>30477339
>>30477208I want to smoke that while taking a wicked shit. What could go wrong?
>>30477216Why the fuck would anybody smoke this shit? What are they doing? Crack?
>>30475506>smartarse
>>30477623Salvia. It's actually a very common decorative plant and when smoked causes extreme hallucinations, dissociation, and sometimes a complete break from reality. Fortunately it is short lived.
>>30477644fuk u bloody
>>30477356What song are they singing? What are they saying?
>>30473043Kek you triggered some fags with this one.me included you're fucking retarded if you think bam was funny and not gay. he literally made out with dunn like a total homohe could give it but always cried like a little bitch when it was his turn to take it
>>30477025 >>30477033 >>30477217 >>30477216kek
>>30477039Damn WTF is this sound/music at the beggining
>>30477163>hey leave em alone man>leave em aloneis that retard blind?
>>30477347stop replying to all of your own posts you worthless faggot nobody cares about your unfunny tiktok slop
>>30478429Now take a few deep breaths and apologize to our friend poster.
>>30477353Poor lil guy :(
>>30477035Pajeets or da Silvas?
>>30474557>>30474561i can't believe you cringe niggers keep reposting these all these years genuinely go kill yourselves for being this backwards.
>>30474557Kys.
>>30479365shut up tranny
>>30479548The guy that burned to a crisp had it really bad. Why did it blow up like that?
>>30477339didn't know this was ylyl
>>30479175One woman is dressed like an Indian.
>>30477163>"heeey leave him alone man">guy gets up >charges him>gets btfo >"hey leave him alone man">guy gets up again>charges him again>other guy is not helping at all>gets btfo again>"heyleavehimaloneman"That retarded bystander infuriates me
>>30479714It looks like he might have been reaching around where the gas tank cap was, unscrewed it and grenaded the motorcycle.
>>30477041I mean, I'd drink it, but doing it in your sink is fucking disgusting. Just make that shit in a fucking tub or something
>>30474527The fuck was he drinking it for
>>30477031You can feel this in your soul when you see the legs not leg anymore
>>30477033Did he die
>>30479973Poojeets are truly retarded creatures. Why not just wait for firefighters? Or do they not have those in that Bumfuckistan?
>>30480016Bruh, future Darwin award winner right there
>>30480018LMAO getting paint spattered is the icing on the cake
>>30477339That was kinda smooth at the beginning desu
>>30480032How the fuck he able to pull, I'd be passed the fuck out from pain
>>30477297>crackas have laddersNot really surprising. The only time someone uses a ladder is if they're fixing something or working.
Good thread OP, this is my favorite shit
>>30480047Why she cry did he die
>>30477039This one is actually sad. A young pajeet was actually trying to make something of his life. He studied engineering and his plan was to make small personal helicopters that people could use to get around, clearing up traffic on the roads. This was his prototype. He actually built this thing.Unfortunately a part of the tail came off and hit him in the head, killing him. In an alternate timeline, he could have really went places.
>>30473720i listened to steveo's gay podcast and he said that at that time he though to be the biggest loser of the entire clique and everyone looked up to Bam because he was the most popular dude (which to this day I can't get behind). So prove himself he thought he had to hurt himself hard or do that disgusting shit on cam.But really Bam's shit was either boring af or just flat out evil where you think to yourself, where the fuck is the funny in slapping his Dad in the face several times.
>>30477041impossible to think those creatures are actual humansvermin, less than vermin
>>30478310It's to show how sudden smiles and excitement instantly turns to death when you're 3rd world trash
>>30477041This is why jews love blacks, they are the ultimate mindless consumer cattle.
>>30477209They have a good dad
>>30477216lmfao
>>30477347buddy is being electrocuted to death. better slowly pan around the camera to get a better shot instead of helping.
>>30477353I really miss the monkee rekt threads... man they were the best of the best
>>30480016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEJUha5vdic
>>30477037People need to learn to mind their business
>>30477333Guys remember, 75° lor ladders
>>30480020He wasn't using them anyway
>>30473053This, >>30474390He dropped it because it started pumping out liquid gas when it fell over. Before it was just pumping atomized vapor through the hose.her foot dragged the rubber hose and tipped the bottle over and the tube at the top was fed pure liquid. I bet they both fuckin died.
>>30472334These guys shoot guns off in the air after 20 beers and tequila all the time and so do their gorilla women but usually theyre filming themselves doing it
>>30473462nop
>>30472527Accidentally lighting your above ground pool on fire is the trashiest retard thing I have ever witnessed in my life.
>>30474400Not to mention he's starting a fire in his backyard fire pit by dumping an enormous container of gasoline on it. Fucking retarded as fuck. World's shittiest above ground pool is fuckin' class though. lmfao
>>30474506Bravo, Moss
>>30480082>>30477039Good point, you made me feel sad about this oneI totally get how being young and excited can lead you to be reckless and not comprehending risk Truly sad, he was a promising engineer
>>30479365You will never be a real woman.
>>30474527>let me just light this jar of what might be 190-proof alcohol on fire in this enclosed space
>>30477328Classic
>>30480625how did you know the exact webm that I wanted to see
>>30472319"Who never" what? ESL moment?
>>30480599You will never be a real man.
>>30480082If he weren't white you would just laugh and call him a retard and make jokes about how backward him and his whole country are.
>>30480039>How the fuck was he able to keep pulling? I'd be passed the fuck out from the pain.Fixed that for you, bud.
>>30480027HA HA HA you're so funnyyyyy!
>>30477328this is exactly the type of stupid random scenarios I'd use to play out in my head as a kid before the Internet was a thing lol thinking i was cool. now people just POST their stupid ass shit
>>30480730As a kid i used to do this kind of thing all the time, i was resistant so it never really injured me that much. I still have the scars though. Good timesBut i know for sure the girl wasn't able to walk for a few days after that
>>30474069Damn. I knew it looked like a hit job, those guys wanted that mamacita rubbed out.
>>30477041literally everything and the kitchen sink.
>>30474527Hey guys, can I ask why people light their drinks on fire? Does it alter the taste some how or have any sort of effect beyond making getting a buzz dangerous?
>>30472374They're trying to synthesize their own gasoline thinking outside the box. It turns out gasoline is sorta flammable. Who knew? Right?
>>30474842gay.. kys
>>30477025Dragon Quest irl.Do not cross the bridges without grinding a few levels otherwise you'll end up like this guy.
>>30480765Oh shit, it's the guy who tried to suicide and got a pole up his ass. I didn't realize there was an 'after' video.
>>30480020> "Surely my man bun will protect me!"> *AEIIIIGGHHHH* "AWWHH AHHHH UHHHH AHHH"Someone should have ran over and took a watery dump on his face then used his hair as bogroll.
>>30480686Epic death, source, context?
Water + electricity
>>30477208>>30477209>>30477216I hear d ONE story of a good friend and his experience on this shit and I said nope. I had a co worker misunderstand me saying SATIVA once but I let him think I smoked salvia since he was a friggin butt head. I wanted to see if he'd spread rumors since he was a lil bitch like that.
>>30480016
>>30477276Wait a sec why is losing a finger even an option here? Just stop dumbass
>>30477319I don't think the Little Giant Ladder System© works like that.
>>30477353You're ok buddy, let's get a drink of cold water and sit down for a minute ok. C'mon pal, let's go sit down.
>>30480047>hey, better do the ONE thing they tell you never to do around large cats>oh no, boo hoo i ate>is anyone getting a rifle?! I am too busy asking to actually get one myself!Crowd of dipshits.
>>30480902
>>30480990
>>30472800YPF? Argentina?
>>30480686>>30480804>Epic death, source, context?January 31, 2020 - SKK Peterburgskiy stadium collapse>Where is My Mind
>>30477050Yo, he be fo gettin that robo tussin, nigga. Can't get no drank ain't got no thizzle.
>>30480761sensible chuckle
>>30477163The way he's going "Bang, bang, bang" as he's beating the shit out of him is sending me.
>>30474842this is transbtw
>>30477219Saving this and renaming it to:>USA vs Iran
>>30475347Thanks for the context, think you replied to the wrong post though
>>30477031Holy landing postureRemember to bend the knee everyone
>>30477347> dude gets electrocuted for a solid 10 seconds> camera man does a hero dolly 360° shot to make him look epicLooks like something the protagonist of Nightcrawler (2014) would do.
>>30474842Fuck off with your gay chinktok dance videos.
>>30477349I hate to sound like a schizo but is this AI? I can't fucking make sense of it. Why is he kicking the windshield? What the fuck are they saying after it cracks?
>>30480018That definitely happened during the late days of No-Nut-November
>>30477353this one always breaks my heartpoor thing
>>30480990Serious question, why are they always filming themselves walking next to train tracks?
>>30480047>>30480064these two are so deserved
>>30480765>>30480788Yes, this is the aftermath of the guy who attempted suicide and ended up impaled by a street steel rod No joke, after watching that about 10 years ago, it really made me reconsider suicide because of the worst possible scenario would be so incredible awful and I'm glad about I made that choice
>>30480920This describe the American + Israel strategy against Iran lmao
>>30480983>the skateboard rolling off and beaning him in the head at the endlold fucking hard
>>30480902first time I see this wtf
>>30480983how was this meant to go?
>>30481350Ayylmao
>>30480625I swear that little speck you see after his chin makes contact is a tooth
>>30479996I did something similar slipping off the end of a rope one handed. It looked like the guy didnt smash his neck and torqued his shoulder etc. He may have permanent cartilage damage in that shoulder or need surgery to fix it. Could have also snapped a tendon around the shoulder blade. This kind of shit adds up. Probably not much worse than what those moto cross guys go through though.
>>30481088probably it happens all the time here :(
>>30481872noob get hands on gundoesn't know there is always 1 in the chambersuch is life
>>30480962Same thing for dogs/canines. Probably most any big predators. Dont squeal and run. It's like ringing a dinner bell.
>>30481112Why is the white guy acting like he got hurt?
>>30481516Seems pretty clear he was going to try and jump to the next roof.
>>30481869What an absolute retard. He went head first into that at full speed which is bad enough but it also was right next to the pole. Probably a 15+ mph (+kinetic energy/mass) into a metal pole.
>>30481875This must be how the guy from kill bill died in thailand. You'd think if someone was going to get this fancy about jerking off they'd have a plan b. Can't imagine how someone comes to the conclusion hanging yourself at the brink of going unconscious wouldn't end up this way.
>>30472527ai slop
>>30477163Lol imagine how many drunk ass whoopings on golf courses were never caught on film. The way he ragdolls when thrown is hilarious
>>30474842she a cute
>>30480023Certified Pajeet moment
>>30481887fakethere is the flash between the muzzle and his temple yet the hammer is not down...go frame by frame
>>30480717Didn't answer it though
>>30481875all that and he didn't even come
>>30474476>>30480756They're Brazilian. They don't speak Spanish.
>>30477219That guard is a gorilla.
>>30480023>rust covered spikes>jeet hygiene >jeet hospitals>middle of nowhereit is going to get infected and he is going to lose that foot
>>30482232Adrenalin dump. All that panic and fear will keep you moving.
>>30482126Holy fuck you're retarded
>>30472374https://youtu.be/52-qDGdQy80
Ladders were designed when people weighed half as much.
>>30481154>Can't get no drank ain't got no thizzle.IT"S SHIZZIN' MAH NIZZLE NOCAP!!
>>30480920Wasn't there a webm exactly like this but at a gas station?Or am I getting Berenstein Bear'd?
>>30480962>>is anyone getting a rifle?! I am too busy asking to actually get one myself!Do these places just have gun racks everywhere? wtf
>>30473462I'll rewatch all of Viva La Bam literally whenever. I've never felt compelled to watch even one episode of Jackass.
>>30481875Fucking baffles me how many people accidently die at the sweet embrace of a noose.
>>30481040It's hard to believe that jam-boys have no concept that Locomotives occupy a certain amount of 3-d space in real life.And to avoid that space if they don't want to die.
>>30480983I remember the early 2000s when skateboarding peaked, there was a lot of kids snapping their bones doing stupid tricks like those, camcorders were a thing but not everyone had them, if they could have access to smartphones cameras the 2000s would have been a skateboarding gore fest, I literally knew over five people that broke some sort of bone skateboarding.
>>30481015More like this
>>30477208>>30477209
>>30480273>let me just grab the aluminium ladder which is continuing the circuit into the steel staircaseYou're the exact type of retard to work on an AC without turning off the breaker
>>30480883Nice cock. Would suck until he made milkies in my throat
>>30477353i can watch jeets getting vivisected all day, but an animal that suffers is too much
>>30480819was probably a demon
>>30480705pajeets are white? Retard.>>30480389kek>>30480823I will never get how it held and he didn't splat like a pancake.>>30481906>Why is the white guy acting like he got hurt?Literal definition of catch.
>>30477037Seeing the Ohio State sticker on the car... Ah...that explains it all.
>>30477308good thing buddy was there helping
>>30481286ka chow
>>30480047you have to let them catch one every now and then or else they get depressed.
>>30480893haha im literally gonna kms jkjk unless?
>>30474579Buncha fags trying to kill each other before the AIDS takes them
>>30482700ends too soon. What happened in the following 20 mins?
>>30481971braindead retard
>>30472800credit to her those were some decent haymakers
>>30480082Thats the problem, he might try to escape India and God struck him down.>>30480705Know your place dalit
>>30474454whats ESL?
>>30480686What gets me every time about this one is that moment at 8 seconds where he just about fuckin makes it back to the lift. The angle makes it look like he had a hand on it but couldn't hold on
>>30477050what attempt? dont act like this is rocket science
>>30474506kek
>>30478348what are you on about?
>>30472800Damn bitch, get some.
>>30481286just look at the shoes. he is kicking it because he is an autistic little asshole
>>30477356paralyzed from the neck down btw
>>30479365>its current year!fuck off faggot
>>30477031Uss to skip school and meet up with some mates where we did some parkour, climbing, jumping between roofs, jumping off buildings.One day someone did exactly this and it was completely horrible. The same jump we had all made many times over and a mistake on the landing permanently ruined his life. I'll never forget the squeals.
>>30479942are you retarded?
>>30480039pulling is the worst you can do in this situation anyway
>>30480711yes, lets keep moving that heavy machine back and forth on a tiny boat. why did he do it?
>>30480027top kek
>>30480920the funniest thing is, that they didnt even manage to set their target on fire
>>30481906he hit his elbow
>>30472527thats clearly AI generated
>>30474427because they're third worlders.they don't have a developed frontal lobe.
>>30482858what was the plan here?
>>30477308Why the FUCK wasn't the guy standing with his feet holding the ladder in place?
>>30477216>>30477209>>30477208dont bother with salvia. it sucks. it hits you hard and fast but the trip only lasts like 5 minutes. everyone should try shrooms tho
>>30482922You've never even been to ohio
>>30480928the right guy might have lost only a finger, the left one definitely does things single-handedly now
>>30482862Why are their whimpering and screaming, they didn't care that he was going to set himself on fire, or they were to stupid to realise what he was trying to do
>>30483269>>30481971clip predates 2018, dumbfuck.
>>30477041fuck it, i'd drink that
>>30482467how so?is the hammer down, yes/no?
>>30482472ladders have ratings...this fat blob created a dynamic load...result: wimmin built bridge: collapse.
>>30482628jooos are truly comical
wow a non-shit thread on giftoo bad they can't all be like this
>>30479714because the fire finally ignited the gas tank. god damn you are dumb
>>30477031what was yhe outcome of this? broken knees and torn acls?
>>30483593Thank god I have you to explain it to me.
>>30481958There used to be an old database of deaths during autoerotic asphyxiation -- a lot of times there WAS a Plan B, but either the backup escape didn't work right, or they passed out before they could use it. Safest thing to do is find a "second" to spot for you, but you'll have to open up about your kink to someone.Yeah it does sound like a ridiculous risk, but it's exactly like drugs and you can get addicted to the extra kick that ligature strangulation can induce and your judgement goes out the window. I once tried a very mild version of it out of curiosity and holy shit I got scared of it real quick, because I knew if I tried this shit again I'd eventually end up in the database.
>>30481117that was intentional.rack a round.point.pull.
>>30474557Thats diabolical, im gonna puke
>>30481310Copying some gay shit from a Bollywood movie
>>30480023why are they like this
>>30477035RV There Yet 2 gameplay
>>30481958David Carradine, he was from a family of good actors, his brother Keith worked in Deadwood, hell of a character
>>30481872Jesus, I can't stop laughing at this one. Poor fucker didnt even realize. But it kinda seems like he got a milisecond there and thats what has me rolling.Im so terminally here and going to hell.
>>30477353poor monke ;_;
>>30483404muslim are not human, they do not think or feel
>>30474557oh fuck
>>30483981LMFAO
>>30477353I love you lil bro :_:
