Starting off with yet another russian learning the consequences of volunteering to fight in a dangerous war.
russian workplace safety
russian disfiguration
russian pagan rituals
russian intelligence
russian apathy
russian division
russian toothpaste
russian transition therapy
at least dead russians make for good cat food.
this russian isn't feeling too good
>>30643251i was told to never ever work around lathes, tape grinders, mills, basically whatever that spins, with long sleeves for that exact reason. even gloves weren't recommended
>>30643258again: would a fucking rope tied around the waist be a sacrilege or some great offense?
It's insane how many nutty vids of Russians dying horribly are out. I've seen literal thousands by this point. But nobody seems to care, even russian shillsIf just this vid alone was an American or Israeli soldier it'd be spammed on every board 24/7 for 10 years
imagine the smell
>>30643280this is so comical it almost seems fake. Like why is the guy just backing up without even looking? And even if he is just looking forward, why doesn't he see the granny's smeared corpse? And why is the sound literally just HL1 gibs?
>>30643427>Like why is the guy just backing up without even looking?This shit happens all the time.It's also not the full video. The driver comes out and makes a call once he realized he fucked up.
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>>30643469I thank god everyday I didn't have to attend an american high school
I love when they jump up and down & stomp their feet when in distress
>>30643247I mean, say what you will, he took that like a champStill, if they weren't there in the first place...
>>30643548machine name and purpose?
>>30643560food mixer
>>30643332And keep your hair tied if you have longer hair. I've never worked around any equipment where not wearing gloves was advised but I can see how they may be dangerous to wear.
>>30643560It's the Ronco mixerator 300.
>>30643445Does anyone have anymore like this? I love watching violent retards pick a fight with a 2 ton machine powered by an engine that has enough torque at idle to tear their arms straight off, and then looking shocked that it could maim or cripple them after it does.
>>30643797If a glove gets caught by a machine it can get tugged off your hand at potentially hundreds of miles per hour, which often takes the skin on your hand right off, much like a glove. It's like falling off a motorcycle, except the duration of the slide is much shorter, maybe a hundred milliseconds or so, but the speed is far beyond what even the quickest of super sport bikes can propel a rider to. Oh, that and it's all entirely concentrated on a single hand, instead of being distributed evenly throughout as different parts of your body make contact with the road.
This was posted in the last thread.Would this get you imprisoned in America? First shots were obviously self-defence, but then he chased the guy to execute him.
Why do so many of these russian idiots willingly enlist in such a high risk of death invasion? It's not even like they're offered a fortune to do it, it's just above-average wage by russian standards.If you get spotted by a drone, you are almost certain to die or be cripped/braindamaged for life. They are extremely hard to shoot down and move way faster than you think.
>>30643828poor little fella, he just wanted a sniff and ended up with a broken arm
>>30643797your glove can get caught and then it depends on how it happened: if it can slip off then you just lose the glove, if it gets pulled sideways then you lose much much more
>>30644058>Why do so many of these russian idiots willingly enlist in such a high risk of death invasion?Most unironically believe that there's no big danger due to propaganda, both proactive propaganda by the regime and passive propaganda from the culture itself. The active propaganda talks to them each day from all media channels about how they're winning every day, and it's not like people have the long-term memory to start asking questions about why the military analyst on TV talks about "moving forward in the area of Malaya Tokmachka" for more than a year straight. Many unironically believe that they lost maybe 10-30K soldiers at most during the last 4+ years. Many truly believe that they fight against AFU at the rate of 1:40 or even more (don't ask how the attacking side manages to lose less men lmao).The passive propaganda is based on the believe that ukies are subhuman hillbillies, the degenerate lesser underdeveloped nation, which is doubly keked since at the same time they believe that ukies don't exist as a separate nation and are just russians fooled by CIA propaganda. This is low-key spread out through RU culture since czarist times. Nobody needs to even explicitly say that, it's something understood by default. So of course those "pig herders" couldn't fight back, couldn't resist, couldn't make weapons to strike back into russia. Ukies don't have the fearsome reputation muslim churkas have, so it's not scary to go to war.
>>30644058It is a fortune by their standards. Most of the soldiers who sign up are from the shittiest poorest parts of Russia. They tend to also be from the rural villages of those poor shitty oblasts so they are the poorest of the poor. The contract to fight might be 2x or 3x the national average wage but for these poor sods it's 6x or even more. Add on to this the sense of excitement you might get about a holiday trip to Ukraine thousands of kilometres away which beats working in a coal mining village with nothing else to do and the nearest 'city' is an hour's drive away.Mediazona has a map of the war dead with names. It's a fun exercise to look at some of those tiny villages and guesstimate how much of the fighting age male population has been slain in Ukraine.
>>30643867"What're you gonna do, run me over?" -Man, run over
>>30643560dough hook for making bread
>>30643299That initial dump of blood is nuts. That was like a half gallon, all at once.
>>30644143>Most of the soldiers who sign up are from the shittiest poorest parts of RussiaThis is just rationalization honestly.
>>30644058nice compilation, lots of variety>>30644152Take this as a lesson not to mess with broken class. Shit is extremely dangerous and it severed that russian's femoral artery.
>>30643893Yeah definitely jail. He fucked up. He had all the legal cause in the world to shoot initially. Other guy literally rammed him to cut him off and trap him, hopped out with the bat and started swinging, all good so far. The first 2-3 shots were perfectly legal. But once the guy began to flee, and especially once he was already down, and dude kept dumping into him, no way. I doubt even a Texas jury would let that slide.
>>30644165Well I attempted to answer the question. If I was in my grandfather's village with mid 20th century technology, which is where most of Russia is stuck, and I'm working a back breaking dead end job then I'm obviously going to be tempted when I get an opportunity for a $30k salary including bonus even if it risks life and limb.If I stay I'm probably going to have to retire in my 40s anyway from chronic back pain and then drink myself to an early death in my 50s. Much of Russia has a male life expectancy of sub Saharan Africa. So death in Ukraine doesn't seem that scary.
>>30644183Don't get me wrong, money is a big factor for a ton of people. For some people it's a 5-10x salary increase. The signup bonus is insane overall. The death compensation is literally life changing money for many russians. However, if those people really knew what they were going into at least half wouldn't be swayed by that money. Some just are bloodthirsty faggots and go for a chance to implement their subhuman fantasies. Some expect a turkey shoot "camping out with the boys" trip. Many are just ideologically/culturally fucked. Like this recent story where a boy went to the army after getting at 17 y.o. into a youth camp of the military-patriotic theme. Literally got brainwashed and was so eager to go into the army that even his retarded mom wasn't a fan of his choice but said "it is your choice, I'll support you no matter what", so the guy went into the army and died. That whore lost two sons in the army already and the third one will also go that youth camp because "those camps are necessary to guide teenagers in the right direction" LMAO.
where are the legs with which you'd runnow your dancing days are donejohnny i hardly knew ye
>>30643251is he ok?
>>30644174When he was down yes starting to flee not necessarily
>>30643420where's the rekt?
>>30644322I'm rekt from seeing such ass
>>30643560spinerator neck seperator mk II
>>30643893I'd say he's in deep when he walked towards the guy and kept firing at him. I just don't see how you could defend yourself in court with a self defense strategy when you walked towards a guy who's already down.
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>>30643247>russian>volunteeringlel. Most of these mobiks are convicts or draftees. Don't think there are many volunteers or "professional" soldiers/mercenaries anymore (left alive rofl)
>>30643280lmao jeez...
>>30643373Nightmare fuel
>>30643548100% nightmare fuel
>>30644359lel nice cock
>>30643419>I've seen literal thousands by this point. But nobody seems to care, even russian shillsYou just answered your own question, retardThere's only so many "guy in camo walking in a wheat field until an RC copter blows up" videos faggots can spam before it gets at too samey and stupid to care about
>>30644536Russia runs a volunteer program where you can enlist for monetary gain. That's what most of the invaders do.
>>30643247i've never seen an fresh amputation before. it's usually in shreds, or sewn up
russian/ukraine war footage vids are slopisis beheadings called they want their overposted jewslop back
>>30643247zog thread, ukrainian government are gangsters group setting off to genocide ukraine as fast as possible by killing off as many males as possible, and using russias knee jerk reaction to nato expansionism to justify all the deadeveryone here (except me ofc) is a fucking global;ist scumbagin 2014 or wahtever russia was given it easy to encourgae it to continuethis was a trap for it set by the evil scum that run the liberal terror regime
>>30644660Keep crying Igor. Won't change the fact that your shithole invaded and that your president is a psychotic KGB dictator.
>>306446602 more weeks
>>30643247>volunteering to fight in a dangerous war.Kid was kidnapped off the street and thrown into the fucking meatgrinder!!
>>30643258why in the night?
>>30644700>>30644727you guys are transparently not real peoplesay something a real person would write, stress out the data centers in america for me
>>30644740You can cope however you like, it doesn't change the fact that Russia has been invading for 5 years and still isn't anywhere close to achieving it's objectives. Haven't even captured Donbas yet (and Ukraine's position remains heavily fortified). Not even remotely close to Kharkiv or Odessa.Alas, you're a complete and utter moron. Dime a dozen moron who believes in a psychotic dictator's conquest, and getting increasingly frustrated that it ain't happening. Turns out it's extremely difficult to steal territory from a country with high drone production :)
>>30643377that is shocking my god. . .
>>30643419why they don't shoots to the drone?
>>30644767Extremely hard to hit. Real life is not a videogame; drones are small, very fast airborne targets.
>>30644767expensive and pointless from Russia's perspective. why waste money on sacrificial meat?
>>30643332Just respect the spindly torque, it's the same with any industrial machine.
>>30643893Going for the execution shot would cross the line for sure
is there a way to block this creepy losers threads?
>>30644836why?
>>30644836there's loads of ways to block threads, or you can just not click on themthere are custom versions of 4chan that automate features
>>30644174>>30644370>>30644825dude was high on adrenaline and acted on the spot. wouldn't there be some kind of "crime of passion" line of defense?
>>30643377So, did he get away with it?
>>30644174Cops magdump all the time. You know, in case the guy was able to get back up and tried to retaliate.
rate my OC
does anyone have that video of the woman accidentally dying by autoerotic asphyxiation? she tightens the rope around her waist but dies since it's too tight. shakes a lot while she's dying
>>30643797I take my gloves off at the belt grinder. It also makes you more careful when you're aware how close you are to the skin eater
>>30643257I, ever for a moment, feel something for the Slavshit. But then I remember those videos of the Russian soldiers saluting Red Army monuments and Putin getting angry at Decommunisation and quickly come to my senses that Total Russian Death is inherently defensive and the extermination of the judeo-asiatic menace is just.
>>30645197>getting hit in the face by a noisy hunk of plastic as you diethats gotta suck
>>30644285flush them both
>>30643462"You're terminated fucker!"
>>30644361Always some useless woman making everything worse by screaming.
>>30643258How dumb can everyone involved be??? Even if there was no current under the ice it would be suicidal to make a jump, especially at an angle upon water impact like she has, she wouldve gone under the ice even in a still lakeTLDR: Women and russians are retarded
>>30644767They are POW being executed for propaganda.
>>30643459I'm just a russian girl.
>>30643251>>30644241The aftermath.No, he's decidedly NOT OK.
>>30643445Queensland drivers really are the worst.
>>30643469>sees a white guy winning the fight>niggers immediately jump him, while every else just watch like zombiesModern America in a nutshell.
>>30644536>Most of these mobiks are convicts or drafteesNope. Most are contract volunteer soldiers.
>>30644660>ukrainian government are gangsters group setting off to genocide ukraineAnd they somehow influenced russia and caused them to invade? Do they have those Yuri fags to mind control Putin & Co?
>>30644767It's pretty much impossible to do so. You can't see it ahead of time, it's small and nimble.
>>30645673you can hear the bone cracking
>>30643560>>30643585>>30643848>>30644150You can see one of the large mixing bowls that would go under it in the background too.
>>30645673Cho Cho's Bizarre Adventure
>>30644058>>30644143>>30644183>>30644205A lot of them don't even end up really getting the money.They need to blow a good chunk buying most of their own equipment.Then once they get to the front their commanders extort money under threat/application of torture, rape or death, either immediate or in a suicide mission.As a final humiliation it's an open secret that russia prefers to "lose track" of troops rather than admit their deaths, both for propaganda purposes with casualty numbers and to deny payouts to family.Heck, russia gave out low quality instructions to kill themselves rather than be captured, which many do, and which can also be used as an excuse to deny death payments lol
>>30643469nigger bunshin no jutsu
>>30645670>I ja ja jo jong jang ji
>>30645569lol you're running this cope again? you poor little russian retard
>>30646062Even russians don't believe that cope. It's used specifically by foreigners.
>>30646072>PT buswhere was this in Australia?
more aussie madness
>>30645670Holy fuck, how on Earth did he survive that?
>>30643548women shouldn't be allowed around heavy machinery
Wasn't there's already enough tranny threads in the catalog? Go hang yourself OP
>>30644982>Real Acid...?
>>30646325>another mad russian idiot
>>30645046gay
>>30643377DNB factory KEK
>>30643251>yииииииии!
>>30643427>tfw you realize HL1 had the most realistic depiction of gore all along
>>30643548Retarded fucking dipshit clearly sees someone cleaning right near the mixing hook and turns that shit on anyway
>>30644322Ask my underwear.
>>30644739Is it because the winter night is long? In December, at latitude 70 (where I live), nights are 20+ hours long.
