Okay, faggots. It's time we get an actual thread going here that isn't shitty (literally) porn, black on white sex, and general circle jerking of the same 4 rekt vids played back to back.ITT we post WEBMs that we personally find important. >rulesSound preferred. Not required.Must have some sort of personal meaning OR message you resonate with.Rekt is allowed, but only if funny.Pornshit is allowed, but only if funny>BONUS RULEExplain why (You) saved the WEBM for any particular reason.Dumping my stuff, let's go.>inb4 slow postsThe shittyass captcha system having me click through to see squiggly faggot nonsense sticks and balls takes a second sometimes.
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>>30789829This is the shit I would do if my boss told me I had to get a close up.
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>>30789836How my teammates play in every fucking game.
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>>30789845The Mario scream gets me every time.
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>>30789859I don't think I'm that old, but this is how some youth talk while not knowing how to read.
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>>30789810>1768661568795471.mp4>>30789821>1762227698019448.mp4>>30789832>1771888228216953.mp4>>30789841>1776819158242085.mp4>>30789851>1763362649283772.mp4>>30789868>1776925595190711.mp4MP4s =/= WEBMs
>>30790060shut the fuck up loser, nobody cares
>>30789829Alex Jones is the best, he's also maybe controlled opposition, but you've gotta take the good with the bad.
Here. Have a friendly bump.
>>30789836Oh man, this is so good.
>>30790081>nobody caresObviously I do or else I wouldn't be complaining about it.
>>30789823Good god, I've never heard someone over-intellectualise an argument as retarded as "marriage is because babies" so hard before. He sounds like a fucking redditor.
>>30790119>obviously I dothat's what I said, nobody
>>30789871wtf is this lol
>>30789847lock this fag up, unproportional force and no honor
>>30790322You don't have a right to a fair fight when you're the aggressor.
>>30790397>You don't have a right to a fair fight when you're the aggressor.This. The video doesn't show the context behind what happened either. The Italian guy who ripped his shirt off and wanted to fight him was mentally ill and was stalking him for some time leading up to this. The guy feared for his life because this mentally ill schizo was making death threats and shit, so he got a restraining order against him. You can see how well the restraining order worked btw. He also got a gun just because of this very guy whom he shot.All police had to do was look at this video and all the previous history and they knew the guy acted appropriately to defend himself. That's why this guy wasn't charged or convicted with anything for this incident.
>>30790322>hmm yes let me analyze this situation with all my years of law and statutes dictating appropriate use of force when a man who is have told several times to get away continues to charge at me with aggressionI shouldn't need a gooddamn law degree to have to "justify" defending myself in any way. The guy even deliberately lowered his pistol for a (leg?) Shot. That's more "honor" than most police who go for lethal triple taps to the face.
>>30790397>>30790509>>30790474low test pussies LOL
>>30790545>low test pussies LOLFurthermore, the guy who got shot had a knife on him. So its not like he wasn't armed anyway.
>>30790545Don't care lol its just fun shooting people, nice me and excuse pls
>>30789836What happens?!!Don't leave me hanging Bro!!!
>>30789858Based Hitchens
>>30790322>>30790545Turbofaggot spotted. Imagine handicapping yourself in a fight over something ad fucking stupid as "honor." I hope you and your family get stabbed by a pack of feral niggers over your retarded unprincipled morals.
>>30789810Your loss then.
>>30790160>he thinks marriage is for babies is retardedit's literally about babies.
>>30789810>ITT we post WEBMs>posts an mp4seeing how OP can't even be bothered to follow his own rules why should anyone else?anyways the very first pmv i made
>>30789858Eh, thats kind of retarded. Suggesting arguments between different sects and denominations is itself proof that religion is wrong is nonsense. Especially given the consensus on the bulk of the theological material. This would be like declaring physics to be fake because of competing models. Plus the scripture makes it very clear that humans are fallible. Suggesting that our infighting about scripture is in a way proof of the authenticity of it - since the scripture literally says this will happen and warns against trying to rationalize the machinations of a literal God. So he makes some pretty big jumps here.
>>30789814I don't know what would be more depressing, her not being self aware or being self aware enough to live in despair unable to change
>>30790060lmao retard
>>30790060Kys stupid fucking retard
>>30790496Wierdly kinoSend me back bros, I miss it
>>30789845cia snake oil dangerzone desu
>>30790727Probably just a felon that can't legally own any more and is butthurt people legally have a hurdle for him
>>30789810Fucking kill yourself spicassniggerfaggot
-_-...... Alright. You're a faggot, you're a kraut, you're a schmeckeldorf mcschizofuck. Is 4chan seriously still this? XD. Ah, never change faggots. OP is still a homo. Also, post funny stuff. No need to focus on porn.
>>30790310Name of the song?
>>30790310What's this from?
>>30791855If there was "a" (singular) religion where this was to be expected, then the scripture should be so clearly understood by even the most basic layman and written in such a way there could be no mistaken translation of it.Example>there is a god>you cannot know the machinations (your word) of god >there will be infighting among religious sects that form from god's wordsYou should need no priest or nun, no religious scholar, no voodoo ritual, no higher authority than the ability to understand the words for the religion to hold water. Yet it doesn't. Every fucking religion up until this point is either completely dead or so few practice it that it "can't" be true, yet time and time again the culture and age and place of something continues to dictate how a religion is formed.If there was "the" religion, it should be so unspeakably easy to pick up and universally known WITHOUT the need of a 3rd party. The first things we learn would therefore be supernaturally understood, even if that understanding is "you will be confused, but trust there is god".
>>30790310>>30793555>>30793554short is "Invisible" from Modest Heroes anthology, by Studio Ponoc (Studio Ghibli successor)Overlaid with "Take Me Away" (XTC Come Hard Mix) by Mix FactoryFrom DZgas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUmieCbuV-M
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>>30793721This will be the last one. Not that you'll be around, but thanks to whomever made the clips of rdhotcalipepr and takeSomeCrime, they are great.
>>30793633Thanks man
>>30790306Gentlemen Broncos
>>30794005Reflects life of anxiety and depression.
>>30793797lezzed out for sure those two
>>30790110this is scary af ngl
>>30794633Glad it moved you. Here, have another one
>>30795125So your point is that his impotent display of rage was utterly useless? I agree. He didn't kill even one of those jackals, and had to be rescued by his wife.
>>30789854>TRIPPLE KILL
>filenameContext: I was the one who found the sauce for something that nobody else here could. This was years ago, still feels like yesterday.
>>30789810I haven't seen this vid in years. I want a morena gf bros.
to compare reality vs delusion
>>30793593I think that literal biblical christianity would fir your qualifications because if its the true religion then there would be people who seek to hijack it for profit (catholic) or those who use it to form harems and cults (mormon).The bible says you just need to believe on jesus to go to heaven.
>>30789836this shit is why I abandoned anime completely.It dawned on me how pointless most of it is. I've seen some stupid shit stretched out multiple episodes, and specifically this one reminds me of Kaiji, where this same exact thing played out only it was LITERALLY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS STRETCHED OUT FOR 3 GODDAMN EPISODES WITH TONS OF ANXIOUS INTERNAL MONOLOGUINGIt just isn't worth it.
>>30795137>jackalYou can't even identify a hyena correctly.
>>30789810higher quality saucehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTWb-RIdN-I
>>30790322lol, get smitten by 9mm, idiot. Anyone who goes on about>muh honorDeserves to go the way of the samurai: gunned down by smarter, better men.
>>30791849This clussy permanently rewrote my brain chemistry
>>30791855>seething christcuck essayposts when called outLike clockwork.
>>30795333You may not understand it but that clitty leak by Orwell is literally him just defending: >>30790110
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>>30789810So, why’s this one important to you?
>>30795752sad
>>30790060>semantics Fuck off nigger
>>30798535>Fuck off niggerI did, but then you tagged me back into the thread.
>>30791855Cope more golem
>>30791310only indirectly, its about legal inheritance
It brings me pure joy.
>>30789823>male/female partnerships are in principle reproductive, so the practical causes of fertility never matter (even if that cause is both partners having dicks or pussies) >homosexual partnerships are in principle sterile, so it never matters if one is in practice capable of reproductionSo its about making kids when people cant make kids, except when its not about making kids when they can make kids? Makes total sense to me. Guess ill go eat that wormy apple then since, after all, the mouldy worm-ridden apple is an apple. And all apples are, in principle, edible.
>>30798781There's no such thing as gay marriage, only larping faggots like yourself. This doesn't mean there can't be a social contract functionally identical in civil law called "gay marriage" but it's akin to saying vegan leather is leather. For people who make a big deal about being obnoxiously different you'd think this wouldn't be a big deal but here we are.
>>30798931Christcucks acting like they invented pair bonding is so fucking funny to me; gay marriage has existed longer than the laws around marriage
>>30798956>perversion of thing is ackshually older than thingOk homo
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>>30799038Every person I know that thinks this way IRL is borderline retarded. Why did this ape even gain a following?
>>30789814This one is important to me too. It's very striking.
>>30798976been a while since i made those
>>30799101Borderline retards like other borderline retards. Less scary long words
>>30798781Historically, marriages were arranged and made with the purpose of producing (legitimate) children, so I suppose in that sense he's right. But we don't arrange marriages in the modern western world. The idea of procreation being fundamental to marriage is a bit silly, as marriages were arranged primarily for economic advantage in the past, and even today they still provide financial benefit. Creating a family is still probably the main reason for people getting married, but if you live with a longtime partner you can still benefit from combined finances even if you won't be having kids.
>>30798931This is the funniest webm I've ever seen.
>>30799038Maybe they say "smart people read" because books are filled with *knowledge*
>>30799200CHECKEM
This one inspired me to get into shape. Not even joking.
>>30789810Anemoia
>>30791994Ignorance is truly bliss... Living life in the latter state is truly torture, knowing you have the ability but just keep failing to actually live up to your potential. Sigh.
This webm got me to a point where I read the most bricked up while dying of laughter
>>30799091But what did she want
>>30789810I find her toughness, focus, and composure to be able to ignore her injury, and to do it so casually, to be incredibly attractive.Like, sure, you could say that she's just doing it because she's focused on sportsball, but that's still the kind of girl who you'd want at your side when shit hits the fan -- which is basically all of life, to one degree or another. Someone who can shrug off pain and adversity and keep going when things are difficult is absolute wife material.
>>30789810that shit gay as fuck anon
one the first one saved
>>30795930meanwhile the americans watch LOST
in hard time
this one always cheers me up for no particular reason
>>30790322The English is DISproportional, you ignorant shitkin. And lethal use of force in a civilized armed society relies entirely upon the user's sense of the threat. Now get back to work at your sweatshop making cheap flip flops for africans.
>>30795137Those are hyenasThat is his brotherYou are a retard
>>30800403I'll bite, what's the sauce/is there a youtube link?
>>30800723There was, but this song gets regularly purged from jewtube and there are a couple different versions of it.
>>30798691>the biker at 0:06 gets yeeted into the air>and then run over again
>>30791994How about lacking the awareness to know what she's saying is just an act to get more simpbux.
>>30796672When muh language needs more than a few words to communicate complex ideas.Your response didn't need many words, I wonder why
>>30790496The future was back then>>30793688Thanks. I needed that
>>30791310It might have been why the concept of marriage came about. A social and then legal contract to keep family units together. But its more than that to people and has been for millennia. Theres a reason a marriage rarely ever been void if someone was infertile. Its about promising to spend and build a life together and look after eachother. Part of building a life is raising children for the majority of people, but it's only part of it.
always dance
>>30800222You win most pathetic cope of the week
>>30789847Fuck, screaming like his balls got blown away there
>>30801889The only reason to associate with women at all is for babies
>>30790160Why are you gay?
>>30802652how can we be gay seeing this angels
>>30791849we're reaching narcissism levels never once thought possible
>>30800192I haven't heard this sing in ages.Thanks for the reminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02aoi8aFYBE
>>30789871Joderowski meets Dune meets Priscilla? Genius
>>30789859"Milk truck just arrive" goes pretty hard.
>>30798535>semantics>Fuck off niggerfucking retard i'm also against pedantry but this isn't a case of semantics. words mean things and that's extremely helpful when communicating>burger please>here's a lamb sandwich - what's the problem? they're both meats between bread!! they're both food xdddxdretards i'm with >>30790060
>>30793635Look at those cute little tiddies. I didn't realize this was a you love you lose thread.
>>30800068I love curing cancer webms too.
>>30797141Holy classic from 2014, thanks for reposting it anon!
>>30795424Katanagatari is a work of art
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>>30798781going by the analogy, the wormy apple is indeed edible (fertile) but in practice you shouldn't eat it (marriage) since what would benefit you, aka nutrition (healthy children) isn't to be found there, and thus the activity of eating only really serves to satisfy your individual desire for a good experience>>30799182>marriages were arranged primarily for economic advantage in the pastand that advantage was for women to secure resources intended for... raising their children.>you can still benefit from combined financesand solely you. Your potential children won't benefit from it, and thus your group as a whole diminishes on evolutionary timescales.Procreation was fundamental to marriage, but nowadays it's being eroded, along with many other established norms such as monogamy. All of which contribute to the depressing shitshow of modernity
>>30790160dude You just did not understand his argument then... I simplify iit for Your retarded redittor ass Marriage was created to give law ability to form ties between un-related people and child they procreated. If this is still hard for You to understand consider kys.
>>30803259I would HEVVY MACHEENGAAAHN all over this Fiolina Germi's metal slug.
>>30803321>videoI will never understand wtf do the ultra rich even need that much money for. They're all money hoarders who want more for the sake of more. I could never spend more than 10k in a month and yet these people aren't content with millions?
>>30798976 You're gonna get a retard killed WWI style with this shit, Anon. What a gas!
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>>30790110Bizionacci is based
>>30795380Except that he was likely innocent, nigger.
>>30800679kek
>>30799038Same energy as my girlfriend goes to another school
>>30793721This always make me laugh, but it is poignant as well
>>30796083It is unfortunate that the circumcised can never be a full complete man. Never forget what (((they))) took from you if you have been snipped.
>>307990042 more weeks, surely
>>30799038The biggest fucking cope. My man is the most niggerbrained loser
This is important to me because it reminds me of a happier time in my life
This is important to me because I find it very funny
This one is important to me because it fills me with a profound sense of longing and heartache, and hope for beauty in the future. It balances me on the knife's edge of determination to go on and extreme sadness to collapse into nostalgia.
WOA STOPPU
>>30795752sauce on the song pls
>>30789814The "subscribe... *SOB*" always fucking sent me. What a grade A hilarious webm.
>>30793688I'll never stop loving Konis Hupen
>>30790181Zing!!
>>30789821Thanks anon. It's been so long since I laughed
>>30800287That scene with the soothsayer goat is great as fuck. The music swelling as the entire first movie replays is so inspiring.
>>30802893LEGENDARY
>>30803116Why is this webm important? Is it because you jerk off to her feet?
>>30802461Highschool was rough for a lot of us too buddy. Don't worry you'll get there.
>>30789858Amazing that people gather in an auditorium to watch this midwit speak, they maybe even paid money
>>30803116webm != gifFaggorrrrt
>>30804608Oh man the Melbourne Shuffle! What a time to be alive.
>>30800306The full version...
>>30798691>The concept, which remains in its early stages, envisions buses traveling at speeds of up to 140 miles per hour on state freeways.
>>30799091>glove on one foot as a sock based. bro fumbled
>>30800679holy shit lol
>>30802672anyone else noticing the strong orb presence in this video?
>>30789824this one for me too
>>30793593Something remarkable happens as you approach divinity, this being the emergence of a multiplicity of paradoxes, and as one gets even closer, the dissolving of duality. Perfect example, increasing paradox with decreasing duality, is a paradox. Another paradox is that, in discarding reason altogether in search of the divine, you discover truth and knowledge. If you must look to men for guidance, remember that a great many who are a great deal smarter than you have tread these paths, and many have left behind writings which may or may not be scripture, that form a scaffold for laypeople to attempt apprehension of that which by it's own nature is incapable of being apprehended. Thus all religions grow from common truth, all religions have mystics who find agreement among other mystics. Which scaffold you climb doesn't matter so much as your authenticity and devotion. And don't fool yourself into thinking it isn't universally known, it is, always was, though the modern world has stolen it from you
>>30800070attention.Same thing all women want.
>>30790322>unproportional forceno, you are the fag.
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>>30804985hot
>>30805457Hadrian 2.0 when?
>>30805518If somehow civilization is destroyed, but humanity survives, human spirit may re-emerge
>>30789810I remember this. She’s a great artist. Based Latina brown woman drawing her self insert being Bleached. Good thread.
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>>30803321What the fuck is on 1:30?
>>30802672I was honestly waiting for a shadowy figure to show up at the corner
>>30798781>anon argues with a poor strawman against a TV show from decades agoIn principle apples are not for human consumption, they are fruit, meant to provide resources that can nourish their seeds in growing new trees.The worm and the human both subvert the principle of the apple in the same manner.
>>30791374How do these talentless women get ahead.
>>30801239Nah, it's because you need to try and obfuscate your point through verbosity. Meanwhile, I need not elaborate since mine stands on its own merits.Keep seething, maybe if you do it hard enough your skydaddy will smite me for you
>>30805013Based
>>30805627I think I'm in love...
>>30805655How is that getting ahead? More like giving ahead amiright
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>>30795302so wat just nuke them any they are all dead. no you are all pussies again trying to show off your pussies
>>30789821kek
>>30789821>close enough
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>>30798781You're retarded. >>30799182Marriage is about the legal status of children. The best argument you can construct against the 20 year old Chicago debate is to try to frame that, the legal status of children, as the core principal rather than reproduction itself. That is children in principal come from a man and a woman fucking but the legal status of the child, their legal parents, need not in principal be their biological parents so it's besides the point. Then the debate about fag marriage is shifted to things like legal succession rights, inheritance, etc.
>>30804622Have you considered the possibility that you're a faggot?
>>30789832proffesional class act
>>30805457The Praetorian Guard finally getting it was better for me.
>>30805555Based Connery
>>30789841Keggy is this you?
>>30805185Even more amazing that people believe a kike rose from the dead
>>30806473The dead kike isn't important, the belief is important if that makes sense
>>30789823Guy's got the right direction of an idea, but still didn't quite get there.Marriage in the US is a legally binding contract that a pair of people sign together that sets them up as a legally taxable entity. For the longest time, US tax law didn't have ANYTHING written down for same sex marriages, not a ban, not some kind of enforced hate, there flat-out was a gap that gay marriage fell into where the gov't couldn't tax them properly. That's why it wasn't allowed, because the gov't is lazy and noone was smart enough to fix this before political activists took it and started running.
>>30805717His. Fault. Only.
>Important to (You) WEBMs>>30805187 (you)>webm != gifFaggorrrrtyeah no shit. we can all read except you >>30805144she's ignoring you while eating chicken. take from that what you will
>>30806687Classic.
>>30805949I'm sorry that sincerity triggers you. I'll try to be more gentle with your fragile emotions next time
>>30790310Actually looking for something very similar to this. Some anime, with some air battle going on and a explosion going off at the end, overlaied with some nice music. Anyone got that on hand?
>>30799101Because the sad ugly truth is that a lot of people are even more retarded than him.
>>30789836jejwhere's part two?
>>30804754the winner takes it all - abba
>>30796978is this sentenced?
>>30801889>Its about promising to spend and build a life together and look after eachothernot in the legal sense.you must understand this concept.he wasn't talking about Holy matrimony, he was talking about legality.
>>30800944kek, I never realized>>30800403>>30800723>>30800763here you go ladspastebin(dot)c0m(slash)1bCzLcVy
>>30805580looks like the toilet licking tiktok trend, precisely the bitch that licked the airplane toilet
>>30805361Glad to see somebody saved this from years ago.
Man this fucking thread, is really depressing to see how /pol/ has actively destroyed and corroded young men brains to make them believe throwing slurs and insults like manchildren will somehow make them look superior and "gigachad", there's no longer space for heated conversation and discussion that doesn't turns into a shitpot of uncalled aggressiveness, slurs and tantrumsThe popularization of 4chan really made a lot of young men desperate to be seen as some sort of veteran internet trolls with forbidden knowledge but because they don't possess any meaningful or useful quality or knowledge at all they just rely on slur slur slur, I'm superior than you, I own you, I'm gonna kill you. When all this modern era pseudo-political culture war circus finally ends society will demand the comeback of profesional educated altruistic classy intelligent men, but they will no longer be there, they went extinctHere's an advice, maintaining a calm tone and explaining your points and counterpoints as if you were writing a paper will make you look way more superior and intelligent even if they want to use your location as a cheap punch bag than spamming wojaks and slurs
>long-winded rant bitching about /pol/fags while posting a shitty edit with some newfag internet politicoYeah, kill yourself.
>>30807689shut the fuck up you retarded nigger faggot kike and kill yourself
>>30807737Ma'am, this is an image board.
>>30790545>Fight like a man, when a drug addled retard demands you disarm to fight him you have to>Posts an image of a fictional character who shoots anyone who opposes him, including by surprise and even in their sleep.
>>30793593Reality is infinitely complicated or so nearly so it's irrelevant to distinguish that point.All religion is a necessary attempt at codification of Natural Law, the complexity of which makes misunderstanding inevitable and massive study absolutely necessary for even a chance at understanding. Moral axioms and symbolic structures that produce positive results are, and must be, as complicated as life itself because they represent the compacted knowledge of hundreds of thousands of years of bloody trial and error. Conversely there is no statement so true that it cannot be lied about.>>30796672>>30798652If I knew nothing else besides the statistical voting habits of atheists that would be enough to hate them.
>>30789810I knew the name. I knew of him but I had never read anything by him until I heard this. After I heard this I started reading Bukowski. Some shit I found on 4chan actually improved my life. I don't know what to say other than it's literally me.
>>30789856I hate this onefirst time I saw it it still had the audio where the girl said 100 centimeters G Cups which IS SAID IN ENGLISH but faggots can't even listen properly
