Get an escort. Pay good money. Shut the fuck up.

It took my gf 10 minutes because she was so incompetent. Use your hand. Women are retarded.

>>31101628
No, you and your girlfriend are retarded.

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It is really nice, I'm not gonna lie, as long as the girl is enthusiastic enough. I live in Japan, and there's a place I can get to in about 15 minutes where I can pay about $60 to get the soul sucked right out of me by a sweet, cute Japanese girl. It gets me rock hard when before they even start they say something like "when you are going to cum, please cum inside mouth, ok?" And the second you feel their tongue on the tip, it's like the breath just gets pulled out of you and you're in heaven.
There's one I like to see who's always available Thursdays around lunch time who puts in crazy effort. She sometimes does stuff I don't think she's allowed to, like climbs up on me and rubs it against her panties or shifts them to the side for a second before putting it back in her mouth.
Post 3, by the way. Here, I'll help.

>>31101622
Lots of us here are kissless, faggot. Fuck off. Be happy you have experianced any intimacy at all and stop obsessing over sex acts as if they're goals.

>>31101622
Anon. My wife gives me a blow job almost every morning for 25 years now. Most of the bjs in porn look like they don't feel good. Even the one you posted, I could imagine the teeth because of how reckless she's being. A good bj is nice and slow, but not too slow. It also needs to go slightly into her throat depending on how long you are. The tongue texture is very important. If you can get in "almost" 69 position, but put a magic wand on her while she sucks you off it's a good angle and she won't get tired because she's being stimulated. It's also a plus if the girl can swallow without having to get up and get water or spit.

>>31101647
Hate to break it to you, Anon. But that is not the demographic here. There are plenty of married men with kids here that are balls deep in pussy.

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It just doesnt feel real. Like ive been hypnotized to never go get a blowjob and im here now while everyone else is just in on it laughing and just casually asking and recieving more blowjobs. Like you all know...so many comments

>>31101647

Not only does my wife enjoy giving me blowjobs, she gave me one while I gave one to a guy during a threesome, so it's a factor of infinity times two

>>31101747
This proves my point. If the bj is good, you shouldn't have to hold her by the hair to keep the pace and angle right.

>>31101747
Some guys really just weren't meant for it. If you were the kind of guy who was, by age 30, it would have happened. I mean I guess if I acted like a total retard it wouldn't happen, but I feel like I almost have to try to not get my dick sucked sometimes. I'm not saying you're acting like a retard, I'm saying if there weren't something inherently kind of fucked up about you, for one reason or another, it almost definitely would have happened by now.
It's just how nature is, sometimes. I'm sorry to say it. You probably know it, but if you wanted someone else to affirm what you were thinking, here it is. Some guys just weren't made to touch women. Just try to sit with that and find pleasure where you can.

>>31101743
>There are plenty of married men
Did I say otherwise? There are also plenty of 30+ y/o kissless virgins here.

>>31101775
Ive seen those low and slow suckle the tip bjs where they get at that spot base of the balls..the im not sure which would take my heart rate higher

>>31101747
This is just another excuse for you to spam more of your cuck bullshit faggot, shit thread.

>>31101803
But my balls are dryer than cartmans. You act like if we both pulled it out she would just naturally go to you. Fuck nature 2026 haramba story line sucks. Except for tv..and food. And delivery and health care..and screw it.

I can't speak for everyone but for me personally, a blowjob done right, just the way I like it, is better than sex by a large margin. In my experience most women either suck or are too lazy to learn to do better, but I've met some that were just naturals, and one of my exes that I was with for years, I taught her over time to do all the things I liked and she got to the point where I couldn't last more than 3 minutes if she went all in.

It doesn't matter how good the pussy is, it can never mimic the feeling of a well trained mouth and hands doing all the right things simultaneously, or the sight of a pair of gorgeous eyes looking up at you and winking while she licks the underside of your shaft. I would take a good bj over sex an day of the week.

>>31101847
How else to, i live in imaginary...

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>>31101622
damn dude that sucks. anyway you should just go to a legal prostitution jurisdiction like hong kong or japan and get gitchu one.

>>31101897
>>31101747
suicide is an option...

Its just endless dopamine chasing. The goalpost keeps moving.

You get your first blowjob from say a fat girl. Then you think ok that was good but imagine how nice a blowjob from a hot girl would be.

Then you get a blowjob from a hot girl then you say ok that was good but she spat it out, I want her to swallow.

Then you cum in her mouth but after you think ok now I want to cum in her mouth on a plane. Cum in her mouth on a train. Cum in her mouth with eggs and ham and cum in her friends mouth while in Japan. Then you want to cum in man wearing a cat in the hat costume. Such is life.

>>31101622
Go on sniffies. Gets some twink to inhale your ccock. Blow hard. Problem solved

half the girls ive slept with arent good at it or dont try to be better, the other half were very good and enthusiastic, cum in mouth bj is the best feeling, better than sex

>>31101641
Bro thats kind of gross, wouldn't you contract HPV, HSV or similar

finger a girl or eat her out first and she'll be very enthusiastic and not afraid to be sloppy, those are the best, not much worse than a dry bj

having a girl call your dick a national treasure helps too

>>31102115
9/11 was a national tragedy

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>>31101622
My girl loves when Intie her hands and let her work her mouth. She always swallows and I love finishing in her throat. To be perfectly honest, I think I finished in her mouth more times than in her pussy.

This clip is something close, but we don't use hooks.

If your partner or girlfriend doesn't give you head is it okay to cheat

>>31101775
Grabbing her head or hair during a blow job is the same as while fucking. It is a domination move and normal for either.

>>31102366
no, t jusg undermines your own value of being in a monogamous relationship if you cheat. if she doesn't give you what you want, consider that you aren't compatible and move on to something else

>>31101622
Nah, I say focusing less on the blowjob and more on the chick, as blowjobs themselves are way too variable, skill dependent, etc. We tend to want to wallow in numbers when qualitatively many experiences won't be great. Do you want a blowjob from the mid-tier chick you aren't into or the chick you want to pose in front of the mirror and shit? Most guys are describing experiences with women you'll subjectively relegate to the former, so the numbers and timing in everyone else's lives are pointless metrics.

Me, I intentionally recalibrated after realizing I wasn't happy giving up on the type I really wanted, despite getting decent blowjobs, and had to own the downtime as I retooled emotionally. It took time. Eventually landed the Asian gym chick with the actual ass I used to think was some fucking unicorn. She's technically awkward, unskilled, but damn if I'm not diamonds watching her try. Blowjobs aren't the main draw, anon, it's getting the chick you actually want. Dry spells are part of the process.

I’m lucky enough to have fucked exactly 3 genuine cumsluts in my life. Just loved having cock in their throats and swallowing cum like it was a life extending nectar. The best one was so good at it she once made me cum twice in about 10 minutes. My eyes literally crossed with that second load she milked out.

You gotta stop being such a pussy OP. And get in shape. They out there.

>>31101747
>>31101622
Inceldom is not as uncommon as you think nowadays. The dating market is cooked.

>>31101743
T. 40+ yo, no realistic idea about the modern dating reality. You have no idea how easy you had it compared to us old man.

>>31101747
im gonna need the sauce

>>31101622
If you haven't fucked at least 25 girls, you don't know what sex is. get some social skills. i'm ugly as fuck and just by talking to women and joking with them you can get to fuck em

>>31102749
If anything I think we have it better now due to dating apps. Can get a woman to come over to your house and fuck you without even bothering to step outside

>>31101622
>So yes, I'm apparently back for Day 2 because I need you assholes to explain how badly I'm missing out.

Anons, quit encouraging OPs mental illness!

He doesn't actually want a BJ. He wants stories to fap to like a degenerate cuck with mental illness.

>>31102800
Nope, 100x worse. In no other point in history has any man had to compete with hundreds of other guys just to slide im her DMs, and once you slide you're still competing with hundreds of other guys. The chance of success is damn near zero, and it's just as bad IRL because every woman has a phone, and the moment you start texting them... This is not an exaggeration, it's reality, but you didn't go to uni in recent years so you have no idea how bad it is.

>>31102810
Also, dating apps are dying. Men are opting out of those simply because they don't work and we have wisened up to women's attention whoring tendencies, in addition to how scammy and scummy the companies running the app are. Maybe if you're Gigachad you think the apps are still running strong, but their snakeoil is done to most of the male population. Dating app companies are scrambling to get guys back on the app, but it's not working.

>>31101622
Same, because my wife isn’t enthused by it. She says how her jaw gets all tired etc. Same thing with sex, she complains how her pussy hurt etc. She have given every single excuse there is. I do have a slightly thicker penis, but it isn’t that thick. She just doesn’t like sex with me. When we invited my friend as third, she wasn’t into sex with him, because his cock was then too thin and didn’t feel anything. Because of lack of sex, I was already forming a slight version of cuckold and I was turned on to watch them, but I was hoping he would get more aroused of it too. Yet, she was sucking him most of the times and didn’t want to try it after few sessions with him. We’re already older couple, and ever since 2022 we haven’t had sex at all. She had a hypersectomy and we tried it once after it and she said it feels better because it’s not that tight. However, It didn’t count. I’m getitng older and I do need feel something to keep it hard and years of negligence doesn’t help either. We just end up masturbating and I decided it’s just pointless to try anything sexual with her anymore ever again. At least you haven’t been in bad relationship. Also, did I mention, it’s my first and only relationship. All my friends had several broke ups, but I haven’t even experienced that. Also, they have children, we have none. You still have time to find a girlfriend. Put some effort to it, keep yourself in good condition, wear good clothes, have a good hygiene and have haircuts etc etc. It will help.

>>31102828
cursed ending? Give your life to Jesus, holy shit.

She is most likely lying to you dude. Sex doesn't hurt, what the fuck.

>>31101803
I agree with you. Some guys, like me, aren’t meant to have sex. It’s really fucked up too, because when I was younger, two of the most beautiful girls came to me, separately though, to say how they’ve been having crush on to me, but they’re now dating someone else. Of course it was really nice to hear that, but being single, virgin and not having any chances at all, it also felt really painful afterwards. There was one girl, my neighbor, who also ruined it for me. She was quite fat and not popular and before their parents and her brother, who was my friend then, got back home, she was asking me to lick her pussy. I licked it almost every day. She never did anything to me and she never even asked me to take my cock out. Then, I was hanging out with her brother and eventually went back home and jerk off for the memories, hoping next day would bring something more. That was junior high and it was only after highschool when we were studying, when those two girls, women then, came to tell me they had had a crush on to me.

>>31101938
Do you practice what you teach?

>>31102810
It just depends on how well you present yourself on the app and if you are attractive or not.

If you can put together a nice profile, have a good career and are fit and above average attractiveness, its like shooting fish in a barrel.

I think it's kind of sink or swim as a guy on the apps. You either are fucking a different woman every weekend, or you get no matches for an entire year. There isn't much in between.

Sorry to hear about your experience

>>31102838
Sex can hurt for some women with specific conditions such as endometriosis

>>31102749
100% wrong. Sure, if your’re truly hansom model, you can bed as many women as you lile. But anything regular or uglier, there’s no chance anymore.

Back in the day, you had your village, your town, where you could pick a woman. You could travel to nearby city or town, to meet new women.

Now women have jobs and ever since they got equal rights with men, marriages have been dropping and divorces have been rising. Men also have less women, while women have sexual experiences with more men.

All the media, when there’s blogs about sex, it’s made by women. If there’s problem with having a child, it’s all about from female perspective etc etc. Everything is from female perspective, even when it is about men! For example topics like ”This is how you please a woman!” and they’re written by female journalist.

Women have drove men out of dating!

Governments have changed the world so that men tend to stay at their birth town and continue the job their parents did, while women are encouraged since the preminilary school, to get educated. Girls, even when they’re shit, will get better grades than boys!

We are simply fucked! If you can get women, and you can get easy pussy, do not stop using it, but do not compare your genetic lottery win to other men.

>>31102743
It is indeed cooked. Women have been fried to complete insanity thanks to 4th wave feminism and social media. And when the females are rendered mentally ill, it will inevitably effect men at large.

>>31101622
I never had BJ or GF at all until 33.
Now since last six months she's giving me head 2+3 times a week.

>>31101747
Do you get off on this shit? Being humiliated by other guys? Sounds like you need to suck some dick, not get your dick sucked

>>31101641
I live in Japan as well. But i havent found any good reliable places. How did you find yours?

Met this gymgirl earlier this year and things started to get physical. Se is really much into sucking dick and getting cum blasted to the back of her throat, while she hears me say "good girl" etc. Never had anyone who made me nut so easily and so fast.

>>31101622
I think his fetish is pretending to be a guy who never had a blow job, and he jacks off to people who mock him because the humiliation gets him off.

>>31102095
Most sexually active people contract some strain of HPV in their lifetime, and are completely asymptomatic. Something like 50% of the world has a strain of HSV, and I think most of it is not even sexually transmitted. I've been STI screened multiple times in my life and never had a positive, and that was before I came to Japan and hooked up with way nastier girls. Getting a blowjob from a girl in Japan is about as low risk as it gets. You probably have more risk of a bad time getting on a train and catching a cold from a stranger.
>>31103016
I met a girl who used to work there at an izakaya and she told me about it after I got her a little drunk. It technically is on Google, though. I don't wanna dox myself, but I'll tell you there are endless places like this in Tokyo, and a good number in Kansai as well. If you're in some other prefecture, I'm not sure, but major or more popular cities, especially ones that get a decent amount of foreign tourism, will almost certainly have something.

>>31101853
You don't just "pull it out," obviously, the vast majority of women will think you're a creep and/or be terrified unless you already know you're in the clear. That you're thinking about it like that and saying that is evidence that you're the kind of guy women are repulsed by.
I hope it's clear my saying that isn't some attempt to insult you or put myself above you. I truly get nothing from trying to put myself above strangers on the internet, and if I have any feeling about what you said at all, it's mild sympathy and bemusement.
I'm not particularly attractive, at least in the obvious physical classical sense (although I am white and not short, so that might help). I'm overweight and I look a bit unusual. The main thing I have going for me is that I'm not a poorly socially-adjusted freak, and I can talk to and treat women like regular people, and how they like being treated. It's not an act or some thing I read on the internet, it's just totally organic, and I think if I explained it to you it wouldn't make a difference. I just act like a man. If you haven't figured out what that means and how to do it by 30, unfortunately I suspect it's probably not gonna happen later. Sorry, anon.
>>31102841
I don't even know what to make of this, other than it's over. Sorry. If you're still lamenting this and/or beating off to it well past your college days, there is something majorly wrong with you, and I don't just mean the fact you're doing it. The way you're talking about it is some kind of secondary signal that you are radioactive, and if I can see it from your post, women can see it from just looking at you.
Sorry, anon. I'm not trying to be an asshole about any of this. I guess it's fortunate you were able to hold onto going down on that fat girl years later, because it's very likely that's the most you're ever going to get. You might be able to find a street walker or some escort if you pay, but I'm betting something like social anxiety will prevent it.

>>31103037
Sauce

>>31101622
I hate you loser cucks with your fetish of getting insulted and being pathetic. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate losers that don't get to fuck, I hate losers that try to make everyone else part of their loser fetish like you. And the worst part is that even this comment will turn you on.

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>>31103521
Y'all just keep watching me get my dick sucked, and everything will be ok!

>>31101774
can't relate to the faggot part but my wife also loves giving head

>>31101622
Hope you get what you wish for anon

>>31103554
Are you feeling lonely, dear troll? You’ve spewed that nonsense several times already and no one had catch it?

>>31101622
>That's starting to sound statistically ridiculous even to me

Holy fuck you are such a bitch, no wonder no one's given you head. Take some fucking responsibility, you think a girl wants to fuck a guy who is just waiting for it to magically happen to him? Go work out, take some good pics, get on a fucking dating app, buy a girl drinks, take her home, make out with her, and tell her you want head. If you're too retarded to do that hire a prostitute.

Just fucking think about what you're saying dude.
>"Oh I really want to catch a fish one day"
>"It just seems like a statistical impossibility bc i'm 30 and have caught one"
>"I've sat inside my entire life and don't own a fishing rod btw"

YOU HAVE TO GO THROW YOUR LINE IN THE WATER YOU PATHETIC FUCK

>>31101622
>Preferably in the most smug and unnecessarily detailed way possible
..why?

>>31101622
The first time I got a blowjob I didn't cum. Maybe the first couple of times. All mental.

Since then though, there's nothing I'd rather have. My wife was AWFUL at blowjobs when I met her, and slowly she's become such a pro. She can suck my soul out of me and it's the only time I'm convinced she loves me

>>31104539
You’re way too bitchy to assure you got anything yourself. Your suggestions are also copypaste bullshit. Only dicksucking you got was when you were working out and some gay there asked you could you suck his cock.

>>31104759
Your soul isn’t attached to your body that tightly.

>>31104539
OP is fapping to your comment, anon. He wants to be humiliated. Look at his tag name.

>>31104940
How many similar comments have you already sent here? Literally nobody takes you seriously.

>>31101622
Putting this much value into sex (any kind) is only going to make it worse for you anon.

When I first tried tinder, I reached my daily like limit of 100 every day, for 9 months, without getting a single match. Doing the math, that's a total 27,000 women who rejected me based on looks.

Predictably, it made me feel like the biggest piece of shit in the world, and caised me to give up and wallow. You know what I should have done? Change my approach, modify my profile, hit the gym, tried meeting in person... About a million fucking things that would have been better than sitting there being miserable and jerking off.

So stop counting the numbers. Stop worrying about your age. Stop comparing yourself to other people. And stop fucking using chatgpt to summarize porn threads, it's a huge waste of time and energy in every sense of the word.

You want to get laid? Either start earning money and pay for it, or start working on yourself. The rest will follow.

And yes, blowjobs are overrated. Putting your dick in a girl's mouth when you could be putting it in pussy is like eating m&ms when you could be having steak.

>>31101622
24M never had sex or kiss a girl.

>>31104982
That was my 2nd comment in this thread. OP should be posting this in /b/ anyway.

>>31101622
Yeah it feels really nice, but the biggest part is watching my wife slowly transform from an apprehensive prude to a worshipful whore.

She know moans as she sucks my balls and rubs my sloppy cock all over face before choking on it. They are only getting better throughout the years.

The real thing you are missing out on you may not even realize, is that they require little to no performance from the guy. Women expect men to make sex good or not. You almost never here about a pillow princess or starfish girl as an actual problem, but you hear about guys who have no technique or a small cock all the time as this huge problem.

I don't have to worry if my wife finishes or if I lasted long enough, I just relax and let her suck my soul out through my cock.

>>31101622
my wife and I have sex all the time, she prefers to finish me off orally after she's had an orgasm or 2, she gets a little over sensitive right after, so I average about 6/week. The other 1/week I'll finish inside or we do anal, and she's not into A2M.

If you want me to say they're not great so you feel better I can, but they're pretty great.

>>31105031
Everyone believes you, everyone.

Just get a gym membership, follow a good program and start paying for sex. I did pay for sex once when I was 26 y/o virgin and after that things just started loosening up because it was no longer an obstacle in my mind. That's what most people don't get when they say stuff like "just be confident bro". Most guys never had this mental obstacle in their mind to this degree. You are 100% a guy who uses his brain a lot and overthinks. And women can smell this shit like an open sewer. You can't fake it. You have to physically get rid of it. I hope that helps.

30 is not that old. But you will have to act in the next few months if you really cared.

>>31105064
Also, don't listen to this "it's just evolution/nature/destiny for us" doomer bullshit. We are men and we're supposed to overcome nature. Even if you're a 30 year old loser, now. Everyone has the capacity to start owning themselves and grow to a degree that you can't even imagine.

>>31104997
So, what you’re saying is that you never got sucked nor fucked, and now you’re saying it’s overrated.

The problem is this. If you happen to live in big city, then you know that there are already clubs which are offering weekens only for women. Women go there to have fun, not getting men. You know why? Because they can basicall order the men they want through Tinder. It is basically impossible to meet in person. And who would you meet in person? Your coworkers, or someone from your hobby club, when all the Tinder matches already denied you?

>>31105064
You are speaking the truth. Sex was, by far, the most scary thing when I was young. I could had fucked at the age of 14, but I was just too scared to do it. Because of that I had wait for ten years and get drunk to be able to do it. And after that I was wondering what the fucking fuzz was all about?!

To tell the truth. Bad sex is really bad and mediocre sex is just forgettable. Good sex is amazing, but bad sex is something nobody should experience.

>>31101626
rubberless head from a prostitute is a terrible idea

depends on the girl. Some will say their mouth gets tired too fast and their teeth start to scrape which is terrible. Zoomer girls all do the hand twisting thing when they suck your dick which honestly does nothing for me. I've never gotten a girl to look me in the eyes while she sucks me and I haven't given a facial to a girl since high school.

>>31101622
But are you a complete virgin or just no blowjobs?

>>31101622
ill suck your cock OP, you've definitely missed out on a sensual blowjob. tongue is necessary, does more than you think from these vids

>>31101622
Don't worry about it bro, 99% of the ass hats here giving you advice or busting your ass have never had one either, most of them are just larping talking about their made up wife or gf while eating tenders I'm mommies basement

>>31101626
Catch gonorrhea. Chlamydia. Herpes. Shut the fuck up.

Bro I have a micropenis (2” hard) and get head at LEAST once a week. Seeing it disappear between my wife’s lips is incredible. She does this thing with her tongue under the foreskin that makes me cum every time. The pressure vacuum is also unreal when she really sucks it, you gotta get laid bro

>>31101743
Married men here are balls deep...yea ok. I'm 39 with a hot 25 year old gf and we fuck a few times a week at most. Which is still fine but I can't imagine being married with kids for like a decade and still bragging about being balls deep.

>>31101803
Yea I'm mean I'm a relatively attractive guy but I've definitely turned down blowjobs from fat girls before...even attractive ones when I was younger but kinda prude.


I remember smoking weed with a coworker when I was like 21 and she was cute...had super nice tits but was just too chubby for me. Anyway she kept making allusions to it and eventually was like..."look, I'll suck your dick right now if you take it out..." I was just like naww....I think it will make things weird at work...and then I asked her to show me her tits though which is how I know they were real nice..

What's strange is I actually beat off to that memory sometimes...turns me on how desperate she was to suck me off I guess. I shoulda just done it but I didn't want her to to be a fat chick mark in my trophy case

>>31102984
>Do you get off on this shit? Being humiliated by other guys?
nta but YES and that's why i clicked the thread

i also like being humiliated for my small build and features and being treated like a girl by superior men and being told i should troon
._.

t. virgin 8(

Yeah it's pretty much my favourite thing and my girl knows it. It's pretty much daily in my house. Either a wake up blow job, or a welcome home blowjob. Or an I'm horny blowjob. Or a "do this for me please" blowjob or a "thanks for doing this" blowjob. At this point I think she's just making up excuses to suck it.
Eye contact, hand holding and sloppy is how I like it and exactly how she does it, bonus points for sucking my balls. Especially if she asks about my day, or talks to me about hers. Makes it feel like the blowjob is a formality. Just something she does on autopilot.

She didn't really get it at first. But the trick is to eat her pussy at random times. Once she cums you get up and go and do something else. Most girls expect you only to eat pussy because you want something in return. Show her you like doing it just to make them feel good and it rewires them. Make sure to thank her for the meal and she'll start returning the favor ten fold.

>>31102880
Dude you must just be turbo autist or ugly... I used to bartend at a hotel and there was this guy who just gottin a divorce, Early '40s... Probably 5'8 in just in normal guy shape... Also just a normal dude. Like a 5 out of 10... He definitely had a kind of asshole personality though...

Anyway, over the course of the year I watched him bang at least one if not two different women a week while staying at that hotel. He was there for work and exclusively used tinder to pick up women... His standards were pretty low... But it was mainly teachers single moms or recently divorced women late twenties to early '40s... My standards are pretty high so I would say I was probably only attracted to 20% of them but...

Anyway, my point is even now... It's a skill issue dude... And any guy that can't get laid even in 2026 has something wrong with them.

You can't blame the system dude. Even if it has changed and is unfair.

>>31105673
You know way too much details about the people he supposed to fuck. Also, conveniently you placed him to living in a hotel, which makes him filthy rich. Nice trolling though.

I am real. I just never won in life and now im just leveled by a bunch of internet trolls as they laugh into their phones while they enjoy their girlfriend and wives just sucking them and saying poor little guy like living in gratitude and not caring winning so easy.. . I thought gme apes hodl trend was stupid af but we saw how that went i made nothing. I did make it 1400 rated at chess

>>31101622
It literally takes me 3 hours to find a stranger to have sex with. So you're doing it wrong.
>if you are a virgin at 20, totally normal.
>if you are a virgin at 30 huge problem with you.

So what are you doing wrong? If overweight fix that.
If retarded stop talking.

>>31105844
It was an Aloft hotel...he was literally put up there for work like 6 months out of the year. He was a project manager for some shit so his company paid for him to be there... He was also a low-key alcoholic and I was his bartender... So I literally saw him 3 to 5 days a week...

Seriously dude, have you ever been outside? Your perception of how The worlds actually operates is embarrassing.

>>31101622
Bro it is really not that hard. It feels good I recently had one from this whore off a dating app. It's all a numbers game. She did it all swallowed and everyting and all for 2 beatboxes. Funniest part was when she was done and couldn't keep a straight face. She was 22 to so young to. We fucked a few times after that but she started getting greedy. I came in her in our last occasion I really hope she doesn't get pregnant. All in all I get lucky ever now and then but I used to get luckier when I lived alone.

>>31101743
How do you not get bored of the same women? I mean with me women are like toy cars from when I was a kid. I play with them a bit then get bored and want new ones.

I got one (1) bj back in high school and nothing since then. I haven't even had sex tho. I'm a 33 year old wizard. It can always get worse OP.

>>31105957
Just hit the parlors.

I guess im retard..i was mostly friend to be kept around to laugh at. Early on and then actually grew into the role they all started getting blown or fucking when we hung out and they brought their gfs around...just ending hang outs early or going to another room for awhile. I never did that. And eventually it just became what they did when pity hanging out with me. I actually have a game recording. He wqs checked out and we called him out and he admitted has was bored and focused on enjoying the blowjob he was getting over discord. Now im actually on 4chan...and everyones affirming their level over me. Just proding this is me and this is them. Look.

>>31105942
USA?

>>31105914
dick looks like a wizard finger. Probably overweight and pre-diabetic

And all these lucky guys getting to post online vids of the bjs they got. Like producing the reciept...ive never taken a video or pic...even stampijg it here is real

>>31101622
I've had far too many to count, but my favorites was my second girlfriend.

My first girlfriend was a total slut for me, she eventually started fucking and sucking me behind the school, but this one time she pisses me off so bad, so she decided that her punishment was to let me do whatever I wanted to with her. I put her down on her knees in the dirt, told her to take my pants off, and start sucking. I started petting her head softly, she looked up at me, and told me "you're not gonna do it are you?" And I stayed quiet as I grabbed her pony tail, and slid my cock back between her lips, hitting the back of her throat, feeling her gag and struggle for air, she put her hands on my thighs, trying to push off, eventually i let her breath, and I spit on her face as she was gasping for air. I remember her whimpering out "I deserve it", "fuck yeah you do, get back on it" as I forced my way deeper and deeper down her throat, I start really thrusting into the whore, and I could feel her throat click, tense, try to force me out, as I pushed deeper it. This went on for several minutes, her incessant whining about how she couldn't do it, how her jaw was tired, or how her knees hurt. I eventually tipped her head up as I leaned over her, getting my cock deeper in her, she starts beating on my legs, her eyes watering, gagged screams barely able to come out as I start to really pump into the dumb cunt. Pools of spit start pouring onto her, and she's clawing at my legs, trying to bite me to let go, but I guess it was too much because she was starting to get weaker and weaker, she couldn't do anything anymore, and I was basically fucking a warm piece of meat. After 30 seconds, I finally pull out, she's coughing, spitting pools of drool and spit, spit coming out of her nose, she sobbed a bit, and said, "I still want to make you cum"
Letting her work me, pounding her throat, took maybe 10 minutes, but I came in the broken whore, and kissed her, and told her she looked pretty

>>31101622
Dude, they're great. My wife gives me great head and we took each other's virginity so she only knows how to satisfy me. She also never watched hardcore porn so she doesn't try to exaggerate her looks or get lazy and just stroke me. She uses her mouth and seals her lips, her cheeks sink in from suction, and she makes direct eye contact with me. The eye contact is awesome; there's no embarassment or motive other than love and a desire to please me.

I just got my dick sucked, came in her mouth this evening but I'm moving so I gotta find a new chick which sucks.

Anyways I came here to give you hope. It is never too late. A good friend of mine was a hugless kissless virgin at 31, he started to lift weights, eat healthy, swim and volunteered at an animal shelter. He met a couple girls from the shelter, made friends and within a few months he found a chick he vibes with, nice body, skinny with big tits too.

So yeah stop fucking feeling sorry for yourself faggot, go lift weights, volunteer at a shelter and get fucking laid. And meanwhile get on the apps, not with the goal of meeting someone but just to get reps in talking to girls for when the time comes.

>>31101622
blowjobs are pretty good, but it's the whole package of having a warm and cuddly naked girl with you in bed. the pussy is in many ways better. but yes my wife sucks and gulps my cum, I rarely shoot a load that isn't up her pussy or down her throat. sometimes I will jack off and she will lick my balls to help me cum, but she always swallows

>>31101622
this is one of my fav blowjob vids, sucks that it's so short. good glucks, ass on mirror, little bit of moans

have a blowjob while having ur balls played with her hand is the best feeling ever

>>31101743
I've been with my girl for 10 years, married for 5. She fucks or sucks me every day. If she doesn't want to fuck, she sucks my cock and swallows my cum. Both times she was pregnant she sucked me every day, so that is ~600 blowjobs alone. I'd estimate she has sucked my cock around 3000 times and happily swallowed about 13 litres of my cum. She even lets me thrust down her throat and cum while I'm deep down there.

>>31101622
My wife sucks my dick minimum once a day. When we were not as busy she sucked it 3 times a day. She will suck up till 1 hour till I cum. Sometimes I come here and watch porn while she sucks.

It’s nice and wet, warm and soft. Tongue running around my penis, between my pee hole and around my balls. Coming inside the mouth is almost as good as in the pussy.

When I can’t sleep she sucks me till either I fall asleep or cum and fall asleep. Nothing beats this.

>friends slutty hot blonde little sister joins my university group
>keeps pushing for hangouts outside of uni with my friend group (me and 2 guys)
>end up partying and doing coke together
>she crashes at my place on the couch
>mid sleep i realize she moved into my bed
>don't care, still fucked up
>in the morning wake up with wood
>she looks me in the eyes looks at my wood, then goes to town
>best bj of my life even though I'm hungover and feeling terrible
>insane swirling technique, deepthroating for most of the time
>i last forever due to hangover, she won't stop sucking
>finally say I'll cum, expecting maybe she will jerk me off or something
>she starts ultra deepthroating and swallows every last drop
I remember I was working an evening shift that day, and 10 hours later arriving to the shift I was unable to work due to how much my legs were shaking. My current gf of 5 years will never compare...

>>31105929
Your desperate need to humiliate others makes you pitiful. Troll harder.

I went to see my GF in NYC and got incredibly good head.

The best part is how willing she is to dress up for me as I grab her head and use it like a flashlight.
Forcing it down to the bottom and feeling her gag a bit.

It's pretty awesome Anon.

>>31107411
do you look at her family album while you do it. specifically staring at her dad who raised her

>>31107414
Yeah. He imagine his bushy beard around his cock while his daughter suck him. He too, just like you, are secret lovers.

>>31105673
Different anon but I 100% agree with everything you said. That being said bro, like, not to sound like an incel that anon made some incredibly valid points. I get laid regularly, but I'm attractive. I get called attractive frequently and I usually maintain around 2-3 tinder matches a day....im also like super autistic. The same things women think are cringe or creepy for other men I've witnessed them call cute when I do the same things. So, like, as someone who DOES do pretty good with women, and is just autistic and detached enough from social conventions to notice, isn't it crazy how it took 100 years of "equality" for women to create a ruthlessly oppressive matriarchal society that has more social pitfalls for men then our PATRIARCHAL society had for women after nearly 2000 years of development? I mean seriously, the examples of women being oppressed pre-woman sufferage are understood to be INCREDIBLY out of the ordinary, even for the times.
>In 1910, it may have been legal to beat your wife, but you would face SEVERE social consequences and could still be arrested for it in most European countries and US states, just for standard assault rather than any modified crime like domestic violence.
>Comparatively, in 2026, a hundred years after sufferage you can witness women encouraging each other to abuse their boyfriends and defending women who commit triple infanticide because of "female hormones."


Am I saying women don't deserve the right to vote or any form of equality? No. I'm just saying it's easy to understand why 90% of societies that use social conventions more than a couple hundred years old are strictly patriarchal. It's naive to suggest Male and Female behavior patterns are identical; humans are animals, and nearly every animal has different behavior for male vs female specimens; you can see in Matriarchal societies in history and now that when given an inch, women will always take a mile while crying about needing another a centimeter.

>>31101622
I'm a cutfag american so blowjobs are kind of fucking mid anyway.

>>31105929
No no anon he's right. If your job is paying for an extended hotel like that, it's because you make 100k+ a year. Women choose money every time. They have for all of human history. The caveman who caught the most food was the safer option in pre-history. It's literally down to instinct.

>>31107482
Cutfag too, you just get lame blowjobs lol. I used to think head was mid until a id gotten head from a few major league sluts and they gave me world class sloppy and suddenly I understood. Head can legit be better than sex, but women are fucking lazy.

>>31107493
Dude handy jays are where it's at actually. Women just suck at blowjobs and outside of porn or paying them you're gonna get a half assed blowjob.

>>31101622
I cant even get a woman to talk to me I have no idea how everyones getting them to suck their dicks.

>>31101626
>
ignore the std terror people.

I was terrified of talking to women and constantly screwed myself over by saying/doing stupid shit.
then I fucked an escort and came in her throat and I was a changed man. I could talk to women, and fuck them, and be confident in myself, because I had cum at least once inside of a woman and felt how great it was.

and I can also confirm that I've never had an std from seeing an escort, and have cummed in a lot of mouths with nothing worse than a scratch from a tooth. but probably don't do bareback sex with them as that'll have a much higher likelihood of infection. (but if you pay for a higher end escort you'll be fine lmao)

>>31105673
You’re saying he’s ugly or autist just becaus he told the truth. To be honest, your agument sounds like you’re woman. How about you try to prove his arguments wrong instead of being a moron. There are statistis everywhere.

The best blowjob I ever got was in college
>pandemic era
>back on campus but its basically deserted
>girl in my zoom class looks cute
>she private messaging me during class
>eventually friends me on FACEBOOK of all places, catch the request completely by accident
>kind of a sperg so just instantly ask if she wants to go out
>after a couple does she says yes, get her number
>she texts me for a couple weeks before we actually go on the date
>day of I'm super anxious, doesn't help that she a) doesn't confirm anything with me and b) shows up 3 hours late
>whatever, take her to a movie theater literally in the same building as my dorm
>we watch the movie for maybe 20 minutes before I'm motorboating her tits
>ask her if she wants to go back to my place
>go up to my dorm, she gets on the bed, we just start going at it
>riding me for a bit, I cum
>we hang out
>having fun, relaxed, she reads off my horoscope chart and I just sort of give her booze and nod my head
>tells me at one point she has an "oral fixation"
>after 30 or 40 minutes we get back at it
>fucking for a while longer this time
>can't cum lose energy
>asks if she can blow me
>this bitch is sucking the soul out of my body
>cum so hard I can't see straight
>swallows it all

Yeah too anxious/insecure to keep that going. We met up again years later, but I didn't try anything and was talking to another girl at the time, she cancelled our second date and started saying all sorts of shit about how she only dates tall muscular guys (I'd met her ex, who looked almost exactly like me) or some shit, and I blocked her. Last I checked she actually moved close to my hometown for work and got the ugliest botox job in history.

>>31107634
God damn handsome dudes live on a different planet. Congrats I guess.

>>31107575
Be hansom, and go to gym. If you can’t be hansom, atleast, if they ignore you, you have enougn strength to catch and rape them.

>>31107645
it's a larp. dude sat around for 3 hours for her to show up? come on.

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>>31101622
My gf is almost marriage material, and she loves giving me blowjobs. She absolutely refuses to let me cum in her mouth or on her face though. On her face, I can understand, maybe it'll get in her eye or hair. But not cumming in her mouth is insane. This kills the blowjob for me. So I only use it as a prequel to sex.

My ex also loved sucking my dick, but she'd enthusiastically suck the cum right out of it; which felt so fucking good. Like, if we were in bed together, and she noticed my dick was hard, she'd just start sucking it. It was best when she would look me in the eyes, and hold one of my hands as I came in her mouth. She always kept going afterwards too. Once, I came in her mouth three times in a row, without her taking my dick out once. It felt crazy good. But she was crazy, and I had to break up with her.

Not sure what I should do about the current gf though. Should I break up with her? Can girls with this strong disposition typically be convinced to drink cum?

>>31101622
This belongs on r9k. Boner killer.

>>31107762
Yea, get her horny beforehand. 69 with her and just cum, she'll lap it up if she is turned on enough. Then use that as a way to bring up cumming in her mouth regularly.

>>31107762
just grab her head and make it happen, dont be such a pussy

I had two in my life and both times I was weirded out by it that I didn't enjoy it, it wasn't a matter of "the girl not knowing how to give a good one", both were experienced, I just don't like it. I would rather have had 0 blowjobs in my life than experiencing it because its fucking retarded. The thing I am lacking myself is having an actual proper loving relationship with a woman which is likely impossible due to the modern woman obviously not having the culture to that end. recreative sex is clown world, thats a fact, I never had it nor want it' but try to look for love and you can go to the ends of the earth failing'.

Gotten many blowjobs from many girls but only one of my exes absolutely loved giving blowjobs, it was great. Like absolutely loved giving them, it was almost daily

Shit thread by a fetish fag but:
Yes blowjobs are the best when they come from a skilled girl. But "skill" isn't something that can easily be generalized. The best blowjobs are from a long term relationship where she had plenty of practice and you tell her what you like. That's how you end up with insane mind breaking orgasms VS some dumb bitch slobbering on your dick for an hour.

>>31107978
Forgot to add that she was also the only one who didn't want any cum on her face but she loved me coming in her mouth, so many times when she'd jump down from riding me and finishing me in her mouth. I still think about those times every once in a while and it's been 20 years

>>31107984
>20
Meant 10. I'm retarded, sorry.
>>31107980
This dude nails it. Getting a blowjob from a woman who loves you is so much different than some random girl giving it

>>31107645
>>31107734
This story is more believable when I tell you that this is the only time that ever happened to me, and after this I went about 2 or 3 years without getting laid except with prostitutes.

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>90% text-only posts

_IMAGE_board, fuck off
>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/trash/

The type that would give you a blow job is not the type of women you want infecting you with hpv

>>31101622
I’ve given more than I’ve gotten, by a large amount. They’re really not that big of a deal. I gave one this morning to a 43yo dad I have been talking to for a bit. Made him cum so hard I thought he was gonna blast a hole in the roof of my mouth.

They’re way more fun to give than to get, especially with a guy who knows how to make it a 10 minute struggle to breathe.

>>31108228
You are the type of dumb nigger that's making this website unusable

>>31101622
Maybe you should become a dick suckered yourself

The issue of guys like OP is that, despite being virgin losers over 30, they still think they are entitled to a relationship they earned by themselves and that prostitution is beneath them. All these losers always have HUGE EGO.

>>31108273
oh look, it's jewish fantasy time

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>>31101622
I'll give you a blowjob OP!

>>31105914
Motherfucker why your dick look like a prune

>>31105902
Yup.


Spawn me in a 5'0" Pajeet body with BO and give me a cellphone and I will be laid in an afternoon. It's 100% a skill issue with OP.

>>31108330

This guy hates text posts because he can't read.

Niggers can't read.

You might be onto something here.

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>>31107762
get on top of her and cum in her mouth. it's that easy

>>31108228
sauce

>>31101622
I used to love them but caught herpes and I don't wanna give it to my current girl so no more BJ's.

>>31101622
>HummiliatedLoser
is this like, a masochist thread? you like being told sucks etc? lol

>>31107499
Yeah I agree. Like I said, only super whores are capable of giving amazing head. I don't even ask my wife for head, but she jerks me off whenever I want.

She's also a cuck so I mean like, lmfao, her friend gives good head at least