>>8821685
>>8820031
Someone released something new right before the last thread died.
https://mega.nz/folder/v4hGiCTR#rbgMw6u9EKu1KLr6vsVV1w

>>8821685
>VAM
Unironically kill yourself if you enjoy Vomit A Mate garbage, straight up worse than SFM.

>>8821876
kek

>>8821876
It’s funny to me to see that trashy editor writing.

>>8821989
Lemme know when you produce something that isn't absolute dogshit lmao

>>8821992
You are our little pet without you here, it wouldn’t be the same.

>>8821994
You are the pet, I've been here at least 10x longer than you lmao

>>8822001
lmao lmao is all you know how to say. what a fag

>>8822035
And being a shitposting newfag is all you're capable of, what a retard lmao

>>8821686
Damn, this is their first work? Curious what else they'll come up with.

>>8822001
That’s why I know you’re the pet around here the most obedient one, and you fiercely attack anyone who comes close. After years of collecting scraps from your owners, you think you actually understand something now. Now bark quietly, please.

>>8822066
Okay now post an actual good HMV, I'll wait :)

>>8819321
Hell Yeah brother!
More crazy fx stuff like X please \m/

No one asked, but here are some of the good ones I've seen recently:
MentalDisord3r : BENGUGU LEGACY
MentalDisord3r : Definitive
MentalDisord3r : MiniMoon
MentalDisord3r : Sisters
MentalDisord3r : No Fear
SCP-SNSN : SCP-0005
dirt : Erotic Electronic
zzbusio : BLACK FEST
AgapiLord : GET BACK
AgapiLord : Sassy
JJulez : 25 Brain Dance
dabigwillyhaver : Aftermath
dabigwillyhaver : Chaos
dabigwillyhaver : Furry Conversion Machine - Kasdaq Edition
AgapiLord : Wavey
Shibui : NEW BLOOD
Shibui : NIGHT WALK
Shibui : SLUT BUNDLE
Shibui : THIRST MONSTER'S
Shibui : FLEX
Lilyfemb : Projet 11 - FUTA
XrPMV : GENSHIN 2PHUTHON
ben8830 : Holo BITCHES
kercec : ENEMY AND REVENGE HMV
BadassBaal : Fuck Your Rules
CyberHMV : Push up
CyberHMV : Shots Fired
Slutty Elf : Nasty
一库 Olaol : One More Time

>>8822125
Thanks, I appreciate your posts.

>bengugu HMV (w/ SFX)
instant download

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Pixeldrain had fallen...

>>8822231
Shitdrain fell a long time ago, this won't really change much, just make dead files die even faster.
Torrents and telegram are the only way to go.

Snickerninja uploaded a new HMV and noticed a new HMV website in the description: lewdbeats.com
First time seeing it, looks maybe a few months old? It doesn't have much, with a handful of familiar creators that have used it, and includes PMVs too.
No clue about download quality cause haven't made an account but the UI is nice.

>>8822354
This shitbeats site has already been discussed, I think it was the thread before the previous one.
Another garbage ass site to add to the massive sea of existing garbage sites.
We need someone to make a PROPER site that isn't hyper fixated on streaming garbage with login required to download shit, but instead a torrent oriented site, maybe with mega links aswell.
But obviously nobody will ever make something like that.

>>8822358
You should create one with the features you mentioned it would be really good

>>8822380
Yeah probably, it's just that I'm busy with so many other things. But it would be really nice if I could get around to doing it.

>>8822354
>male vocals
snickerninja has declined...

>>8822354
Just learnt that lewdbeats not only requires an account for download, but it literally paywalls high quality version...
Imagine, taking free stuff and paywalling it, after having done nothing to it lmao.

>>8822493
parting fools of their money is necessary for the continued evolution of mankind

Boycott all editors who upload to lewdbeats!

>>8821686
good job anon, if you are reading this.I would fap but currently I'm abstaining for a week waiting for a onahole to ship.

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>>8822512
>semen retention

>>8822189

same here, brother, same here...

>>8822512
what model? asking for a friend...

>>8821686
I liked it, I just thought that almost 30 second loop from 1:19 onwards was too long and repetitive.

wait! isn't Lilyfemb a bit gay?

>>8822556
lolico virgo

>>8822580
It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

What's a track that you liked in an HMV, and that you've never seen used again in another HMV?

>>8822854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5OkvA8x8F4
https://youtu.be/VekvOmjiDRs
https://youtu.be/rQhFbmBq7z0
https://youtu.be/rQLqDFGfDtI
https://youtu.be/jVj_EMT1OHk
https://youtu.be/_7-m3uJwoK8
https://youtu.be/Qy-qEd1MXB0
https://youtu.be/qiYOZnfw03I

>>8822859
He wasn't asking for song recommendations, btw you're gay lmao

>>8822854
I saw this nightcore version of a CashCash track in one HMV. It had the same title as the song (as far as I know), but whoever the editor was is missing from my records. I haven't found it listed anywhere that the thing is still online either.
https://youtu.be/hk_tbOzt5fs

Does anyone have the 2025/3 martoise release?
"ur2itfnwoj27.zip"

>>8822882
Not on my watch smegma...

>>8822870

Could it be this one?

[ToLei] We Dont Sleep At Night

https://hmvmania.com/video/tolei-we-dont-sleep-at-night/#/?playlistId=0&videoId=0

>>8822997
>shitmania
Kill yourself smegma

>>8822109
Working on a new one. 3D this time

>>8823043
Awesome, can't wait!
Post it here when it's done.

>rule34video is dead again

>>8823058
Same here, was wondering if it was only on my side.
Also SWZBHMV : 28.Wife S-L-A-P-S!

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/en/posts/b8aJVmGBJa2

Is this another HMV that snickerninja is working on or just a short little one-off thing? Can't seem to find him posting it anywhere else except here (assuming this is actually his account on sankaku).

>>8823312
pmhaven

>>8823331
Do you have to have an account to see the video or something? Because all the stuff on his pages that I see right now doesn't have anything containing that song ("Brand New Bitch") IIRC. Even just tabbed through a few of them to make sure I wasn't insane.

>>8823340
Ah sorry I didn't fully read your post, I thought you were asking where he posts his stuff. You're right it's not on pmvhaven, it's probably a wip.

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>>8822997
That, in fact, is not it. But you posting that does mean that I missed another video that the song was used in. The one that I'm thinking of (which I don't have the name of the editor) starts with this on the first frame.

>>8823366
This one?
https://www.tnaflix.com/amateur-porn/We-Don39%3Bt-Sleep-At-Night-HMV-By-Unknown/video8621768

>>8823403
Yeah, that's the one. I've had it in my saved stuff for quite a while now, and I even asked the thread at one point if anyone knew who the editor was, but I didn't find an answer.

>>8823432
It's a reupload by gnetleman who used to reupload stuff lost during the pornhub purge. The name of the editor has been lost to time, known but to god.

>>8823436
I wish I had been saving shit back then. There's an HMV or two that I've searched for since that I've never found again. The fact that they were already orphaned videos on Pornhub by the time that the site changed its policies means that they probably did not exist anywhere else to begin with.

>>8823821
cringe

>>8823821
>Iwara will return in 11 months and flop
Not a good look

>>8822854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO-6FsfdXbo

>>8824238
And what HMV did you see this in?

>MONTAGEM
KILL YOURSELF FUCKING HUEHUE OMFG

>>8824406
I don’t have a crystal ball, but for him to be this weird about the guy’s comment, he must be the washed-up editor with seven edits

>>8824464
>the washed-up editor with seven edits
Who?

>>8822854
This one
https://youtube.com/watch?si=KTVj3wc7gWds6blp&v=IlusQdHmqss

Favorite Joy Ride HMV?
I'm torn between these
https://pixeldrain com/l/1myMybef#item=38
https://hmvmania.com/video/rondoudou-creme-de-la-creme/#/?playlistId=0&videoId=0

>>8825573
Kill yourself smegma

>>8824708
What HMV was this in?

Anyone have rondoudous drum go dum faphero version? The link on kemono is dead.

>>8821685
i know this won't matter to say but damn did gooners and the term gooner ruin hmvs and pmvs. its such a lame fucking term and people keep using it and putting it in their videos. it's made them so genuinely cringe to me at this point. shit like porn addiction encouragement and blacked and a lot of other weird shit made by people completely desensitized like can we get a normal fucking hmv. every time i even see a hint it completely ruins any enjoyment of that video. anyway i know i know kys off topic etc but damn did gooners take the fun out of porn with their weirdness.

>>8825905
indians and phonk style editing ruined hmv/pmvs. now everything has to be adhd overwhelming bs

>>8825905
It's not even their disgusting habits, but how on their face they are, as if they were so special for masturbating. It's as bad as the normies who call themselves foodies just because they like to eat.

>>8825905
There's plenty of normal HMVs to go around.
What's a bigger problem than all the goon shit, is phonk garbage and the blacked shit with the equally cringe bleached shit.
>>8825902
Go to the faphero thread for faphero garbage, faggot

>>8825905
It's extra stupid because they just invented a new word to describe edging and then built an internet culture around it.

I am a gooner.

>>8825905
just accept it bro you're a gooner

We are all gooners.

>>8826080
Gen Z is a total failure and disappointment

So iwara is still down, huh... ?

>>8821685
https://files.catbox.moe/qy576g.mp4

my hmv https://files.catbox.moe/khcah5.mp4

>>8826689
>catbox for a hmv
>phonk garbage
>brazilian phonk to make it even worse
>no theme to the hmv at all
>no beatsyncing
>male vocals
>keeping all the original audio in
>basically just a compilation not a hmv
>compressed with shitbrake
>interpolated even though it's 30 fps
Why the fuck would you do something this retarded?
Nearly 9 minutes with a 200MB limit aswell as completely random filename is extremely retarded.
Upload to literally any other filehost like Mega or Pixeldrain and don't hypercompress it
Even if this is your first HMV, you should be ashamed for producing something this bad.
Who exactly are you making this for? Yourself? Because surely nobody with more than 2 braincells would enjoy this.

>>8825776
https://mega.nz/file/CzgxzBzI#c-gExXBaVaIzYeiy7GnlLsP9JUNfVOVUanQ_UCetO0U

>>8826689
>>8826695
Don’t worry, this edit will probably be better than anything that guy has ever made in his short career as an HMV editor.

>>8826695
Calm down, bro. I just dropped one clip and you already got rage-baited. LOL

>>8826725
you're welcome LOL

>>8826741
>one clip
How does 9 minutes of several clips make 1 clip?
>rage-baited
Yeah no you're just upset your trash got called out for what it is. Nobody goes through all of that shit just to "rage bait".
>>8826725
You haven't even seen my HMVs lmao, keep coping faggot

>>8826746
"You're right, i'm so sad, so mad about it."
That’s just what you want me to think. This isn’t my first time coming here either... I only stop by to read posts from people like you. Basically, posts by people like you are just about criticizing and trash-talking others; I’m already very familiar with those kinds of topics.

>>8826759
You're not convincing anyone lmao. Go back to whatever shithole you came from retardxfaggot99

>>8826764
Thanks for new nickname, bro, LOL. Next time, I’ll post another new clip... again \m/

>>8826640
I don't think you can exclusively blame Gen Z for this, even if they're the ones largely perpetuating it. Like any generation though, they're sharp and useful in their own ways, and total cock-ups in others.

>>8826746
I don’t need to see it just knowing who the creator is and their tastes is enough to know it’s terrible.

>>8826805
You don't even know me lmao.
My tastes? So disliking trash means I have a terrible taste? Then your taste must be absolute dogshit if you like garbage like that retardxfaggot99 shit out

>>8826810
Your taste is just your own it doesn’t mean it’s an absolute truth for everyone. So don’t think the world revolves around you

>>8826663
not synced at all.
source is hot and thats the only good thing.

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>>8826689
>it's real
Fucking hell you've fallen...is this how hmv dies? Everyone faggot starts using br trash? Why couldn't the huehue stay in my mmos like back in the early 2000's? Now they have to come and infect everything else.

>>8827024
It's not US coming to your space anon, it's the opposite, the average (Internet literate) brazillian hates phonk, the ones that do like are too dumb to mingle in most non surface spaces like Instagram.
What happened is that a bunch of your kids started listening to our trash (funk, phonk) and now y'all started to consume it, even remix it.
I really don't know what happened, even OG phonk was fucked by it, stuff like Metamorphosis and Watch your Back were fine, rally stuff, now everything must be a funk remix

>>8826852
Every single line is in sync though, what are you smoking anon?
Don't tell me you have a shitty wireless headset where audio is delayed like crazy? Or is it your brain that's delayed?
>>8826813
You're just shitposting for the sake of shitposting, as is most people in here, it's what the HMV scene has unfortunately turned into.
And you faggots wonder why I pulled the spreadsheet lmao.
Nobody here deserves anything good in their life.
Except for a few remaining good editors who post once a blue moon, like Anoan and Xypher. Bless their soul.
Imagine how good things would be if faggots like you didn't exist.
We could have a proper spreadsheet, an actual up to date torrent, my HMV remaking script, thread summaries, patreon leaks and more.
This is what you faggots have taken away from the threads. Nobody wants to contribute when you just shitpost 24/7.

>>8826695
>no beatsyncing
>keeping all the original audio in
>basically just a compilation not a hmv
This shit is the bare minimum not being done. If you just slap an audio track onto your video file with no creative edits, you didn't really do any editing. If you want to get really technical, you don't HAVE to sync everything to the beat, but if your visuals don't interplay with the music in some fashion, you contributed nothing.

Not gonna lie, when people just leave the original audio in, or leave in moans with no consideration for how that sound works with the music, I get tilted. Music video editing, erotic or not, is about putting your audio and visual elements together in an interesting way, and not actually giving your choices thought is lazy and ends in low quality results.

>>8827212
>you don't HAVE to sync everything to the beat
I agree, but it's like using shitty source material or a boring song, it can work, if other aspects of the video carries it.
Here the lack of beat syncing is one of the many things on a list of flaws with the video and has absolutely nothing to carry it.
Though with just how bad it is, beat syncing wouldn't be able to carry the other aspects of the video.
There are just way too many flaws.

>>8827175
I think you’re confusing me with yourself.

>>8827230
Keep up the shitposting act and enjoy having a dead ass "community" with nothing good in it.
Write that up on your list of accomplishments.
But don't come crying once the last few remaining editors decide to quit and nobody makes a new HMV thread.

>>8827175
>Nobody here deserves anything good in their life.
Well hold the fuck up right there.
I deserve something good in fact.
Like a good hmv for example.
Got any?

>>8827239
>I deserve something good in fact
What have you done in these threads? Surely just shitposting like everyone else, heck you're probably the same guy, just trolling.
As for good HMVs, it's slim pickings, at least when it comes to editors in here, you guys kill them.
But if you're fine with something a little bit old, then Xypher's "Hard and Dirty feat. 梅澤一手 (umezawaitte)" still goes hard.
As does "Super Big Tits Bitches with Extra Ass (feat. あちゃ)"

>>8827220
Yeah, yeah, the hmv is shit, why waste time talking about it?
As they say in pierogi country: Szkoda strzępić ryja

>>8827243
I don't speak retard language.
And waste time? I've got plenty and these threads are dead as fuck anyways from all the shitposters killing it over the years.

>>8827242
Nah, I didn't do anything, I just feel entitled to have some goddamn good hmvs.

Also not that shitposter anon, just a regular guy with a dick in his hand pumping blood from my brain straight to my cock. It is huge though, so let me tell you, not a lot of blood left in that brain of mine.

But back to the topic: Xypher. The man. The legend. Know every single work of his. Great taste. Good picks. Got more?

What rocked my balls lately? Ghostlyboi69 - Ultimate Bouquetman HMV - but the first part with T1k T0k track. Goddamn. Solid dirty bass beat, perfect sync, all BJ non-stop, split screen and effects. Good stuff.

>>8827250
>I just feel entitled to have some goddamn good hmvs
You may feel entitled, but you are not if you haven't contributed anything.
Standing on the sidelines is just as bad as being the one stabbing the HMV community.
>It is huge though
Nobody here gonna believe you, so no point in trying.

>>8827261
Shut up, man you only type bullshit. The guy just wants something to have fun with and you come here trying to philosophize. Fuck off.
You’re nothing compared to the HMV world, yet you think you have the right to tell others what they should or need to do. Get out of your bullshit bubble and stop thinking the
world revolves around your shitty opinions.

>>8827329
>stop telling others what to do
>do what I tell you do
Do you really have nothing better to do than to be a shitposting hypocrite?
>opinions
Vast majority of the points I mentioned with that shitty HMV is literally objective, not an opinion.
Same with acting like you're entitled to anything when you've done absolutely nothing.

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[ComHMV] Succubus Kouhai - TheDraigc

PMVHaven is having it's problems.

lewdbeats.com/video/136

If you don't like this one, you know where to find all my links.

>>8827449
Having a theme is good, and it's good source picks, but some of the animation speeds are wonky, and some of the spots where you used the original audio are kind of baffling. Not one of my favorites, but I've seen worse (and I've seen you do worse).

Props to you for the credits section at the end, though. Holy fuck, there are too many HMVs that don't cite their stuff enough. And even though I don't like people slapping an intro on the front of things, and your last screen holds for way too long, not putting names on things has caused some HMV editors to basically be lost information at this point.

>>8827733
>some of the animation speeds are wonky

I couldn't make it better in some of the ones you say. I know more or less which ones are the wonky ones. Maybe I should have tried other method with them.

>some of the spots where you used the original audio are kind of baffling
I'm not sure if this is something related to your taste or it's trully this, because the commissioner did no said anything, but yeah, maybe some audios aren't how they should be.

>I've seen worse (and I've seen you do worse).
If you wantand remember, can you tell me which ones? This is the kind of feedback I need to improve, not just the usual (not for you) of the ones calling faggot and that's it.

About the last thing, I always credit series or authors, I don't know why people do not do that. The intro is something I wanted to use myself hahaha.

And the last screen is something I did not wanted to make at the beginning, but some pages do not let you upload your thumbnail, so I have to make sure that the autogenerated thumbnails allow me to use mine instead of images from the work :3

Thanks for the feedback

>>8827449
Fuck off advertising this dogshit ass site run by a greedy jew, just be a normal person and post mega links instead of being a faggot

>>8827794
He acts like Sherlock Holmes how does he even know the site owner is Jewish? And even if they are, I have no idea.

He clearly has way too much time on his hands, spending it insulting people here and snooping into others’ lives just to figure out their nationality.

>>8827803
The site literally begs you for money, to download FREE stuff, they didn't stop at just putting it behind an account wall lmao.
That is all you need to figure out that someone is a jewish faggot
>way too much time on his hands, spending it insulting people here
I guess you should be worrying about your own time then, shitposting faggot

>>8827806
>god complex

>>8827808
>projecting schizo

>>8827809
>failed editor syndrome

>>8827806
You’re so ignorant that you live in your own bubble, isolated from reality, acting like only what you know exists as if there weren’t countless nationalities beyond Americans, Jews, and Indians.

>>8827811
You only talk about what you think you know, but stuck in your small bubble, you don’t actually know much about the world.

>the schizo is now replying to himself
Take your meds lmao

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Anyone here appreciate NeoTheorism's style?
https://hmvmania.com/video/neotheorism-pulsations

A lot of their stuff was taken down or maybe links just expired. Is there a backup somewhere anon?

>>8822581
NTA but congratulations on your first plastic girlfriend anon! Those puffy lips look wonderful
Time how long you take to cum penetrating her for the first time, you'll be surprised. You'll have to relearn endurance.
Next time get a hip so you try something different with a lot more weight and thrust your hips plaping her.

>>8827865
>Anyone here appreciate NeoTheorism's style?
It's not bad.

Actually this is my fourth onahole but thanks anyway lol. I had the older lolinco virgo as my first and really enjoyed it. Lost my onahole virginity to it while watching fap challenge-henrietta by souly nanaya, which was very fitting I must say. And yeah the stimulation is on a completely different level. I'm definitely interested in hips but the price tag along with prospect of cleaning and storage is really discouraging since I'm not living alone.

>>8827785
Asking for feedback is always good. I'll start with this, since it's something I can more readily talk about. I would need to sit down and look at your stuff again to remember what examples would be good to use as a reference.

>maybe some audios aren't how they should be.
I think the matter with this is that people aren't choosy enough. An HMV is fine without any of the original audio put in to begin with, and editors should be very selective about when to insert any of it in. Like how the other elements come together, audio like moans or bits of dialogue should only really be there if it adds something to what you're trying to cultivate. Sometimes, the original audio also clashes with the music in peoples' works, fighting for space in the listener's ears, which drags things down.

>>8827865
It's shame, if those would have penetrations synced with beat Neotheorism really would be top tier. Reason why I can't appreciate most of the current HMV creators is the unsynced beats with the action, it's lazy and not worthawhile to watch.

>>8822231
In that case maybe someone have or can share via torrent Archive and Extra folders from pixeldrain archive( https://rentry.org/faphero )?

Or that disk is already outdated and wont update ever? Cuz I see only 2024 folder as most newest and also there're a lot of huge Fap Hero videos like Scylla collab and Sinful from Bastati(2024), but I can't find them in Torrent folder from that thread(and also a lot of works missing too!). Also is there any more up to date archive link if that old one is not viable?

anyone here knows about a fap hero hmv where the girls start as milf in round 1 and end as loli in the last round?
i've seen it years ago on spankbang before the great purge and couldn't find it since (as with many other great hmv too)

>>8828364
>>8828377
Ask the fap hero thread?

>>8828439
I thought it was it xD

>>8822125
Where did you watch the Lilyfemb video? Been trying to find an archive for it

>Khordell again
>Moxifloxi again
>STRLGHT's Clutch again
>Kim Petras again
I'm not the only one exhausted by the short list of music that editors have been using for the last while, right?

>>8828615
You missed Cobrah getting overexposed too.

>>8828615
>>8828617
And Blackpink.

Honestly, at this point, I think HMV editors are allergic to listening to new music. Just like how they're allergic to having to bother making creative choices anymore. A lot of stuff is just so fucking lazily made, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's just a circle of people copying each other's homework.

Okay I need some help here. There was an HMV that was a little trash, but I loved it; it was on rule34video and it was deleted. I tried the wayback machine and it didn't help me. I tried other normie sites and no luck either.

The only thing that I can remember about it is the song used:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zZf49gl73o&pp=ygUPaSBuZWVkIHRoZSBiYXNz0gcJCZEKAYcqIYzv

I can't remember all of the artists used in the video, there were a shit ton of them, altough it did start with a Lara Croft walking through smoke and then it cut to Chun Li shaking her ass... that's most of the specifics I can remember.

>>8828715
Did it have futa?

>>8828720
Yeah it had futa and some beast. When the beat drops it had a nun getting anal from a werewolf

>>8828723
This one?
https://fap-nation.org/i-need-the-bass-futa-hmv-compilation/

>>8828724
Holy fuck bro, you're a literal demigod. Thank you so fucking much. The only thing that I can ask is, can I upload this on my own to rule34video? Just to restore it on that site. IMO this bad boy belongs in a museum

Also how did you find it so quick?

>>8828724
This was originally uploaded by GuyMan on rule34video

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>>8828728
Luck

>>8828745
Based Everything 1.5a user.
I don't get how people manage to live without it

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Need cap!
Who made this one?
Found it on my hdd with name "hmv 445", not much to work with.
It's 11:51 long, one of the songs is "Power Lust Greed Fame" by SWART.
Any ideas?

>>8827865
>Is there a backup somewhere anon?
Links to his mega and AV1 are in the spreadsheet.

Also if you like his style you may also dig LewdyHD

>>8828489
There were some links to his work in previous threads, but all dead now.

>>8827261
>Standing on the sidelines is just as bad as being the one stabbing the HMV community.
But isn't that what being an audience is all about?
What would happen to HMV community without its audience?

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I am once again requesting RenneHMV to make a HMV based on Rakuen Shinshoku: Island of the Dead. Please also include the scenes of the two girls from the 2nd episode cover art.

It sucks that hmvmania is missing tons of stuff, the video download fucking sucks and you can't create playlists with randomizers.
PMVHaven is better, but full of irl and 3D crap.

test

When was the golden era of HMVs in your eyes? I am not sure, but not the last three years for sure.

Bad Bunny hmv when?

>>8829791
Why does it suck? Why would you want smegma's site to be good? You want a pedo to be popular?
>>8829819
Test failed
>>8829827
Definitely more than 3 years ago, maybe 5 or more.

Hey Anon with that mega checking for updates script - anything new out?

>>8829990
No, you guys aren't getting anything good, blame the shitposters :)
You can make it yourself though, it's not that difficult.

>>8829994
Blame the shitposters they make me cry in the shower like a little girl.

>>8830063
Enjoy your dead threads where nothing good ever happens :^)

Been gone for a bit. What's the new home for HMVs now that Iwara is dead?
Any particularly good releases in the past month or three?

>>8830190
Iwara will come back, just have a tiny bit of patience

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>>8828851
Thanks for both anon. Stroking to them rn love it.
Sharing LewdyHD for those that feel curious https://rule34video.com/members/2359388/

>>8826785
i made the original complaint and honestly I can. older gooners i've known just like to share porn and occasionally induldge in shared fetishes together. newer gooners are full in on this weird addiction shit and also don't want to share anything. just talk about drugs and jump on cam which is fucking weird to me.
>>8826080
yeah this is the dumber one and I hate that looking at porn in any form now is just reduced to gooning. like that subgroup is a new level of degen and its not like an attractive degen either. its like feet people who feel the need to let everyone know they like feet.

>>8830263
you sound like a gooner

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dammit I'm tired of searching
looking for a song I can use that has a good steady beat and sounds sexy, but in a playful way. nothing too dark or edgy.
something that would fit a milk factory game.

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Hi everyone! I'm MrRush and I'm here to share my latest HMV.
Please follow me on X so you won't miss any updates! :)

https://x.com/MrRush376458/status/2021968160677900634?s=20

>>8830739>>8830739
Uoooooh!

>>8830739
Don't be a faggot, if you're gonna post here, post a mega folder with all your shit

>>8830793
follow me

>>8830796
No fuck off faggot. And following you doesn't unlock anything

>>8830798
He strikes again a machine, a savage beast, a caged man… the ex-editor

>>8830810
Keep shitposting, non-editor

>>8830830
This is hilarious, but in my view you're the real shitposter here acting authoritarian and trying to create a dictatorship based on your personal taste. And I’m probably not the only one who thinks that

>>8830843
I don't care what a shitposter think about me having some standards.
If someone comes here just to get followers on shitter page they can fuck right off.
This used to be a place where we share high quality HMVs and I will shit on anyone who tries to use it for other purposes.
Got a problem with that mr shitposting faggot? Then do everyone a favor and either kill yourself or leave.

>>8830849
Having standards isn’t a problem. The problem is when you try to turn it into a dictatorship.

About there being “high-quality HMVs” here in the past, it just sounds like an old man saying things were better back then when in reality, every generation says the exact same thing.

On top of that, it’s all based on what you think is the best, not on what’s actually best for everyone.

>>8830860
It's only a "dictatorship" when you're retarded and don't allow anyone to have any standards.
>what you think is the best
If you think brazilian phonk music isn't objectively dogshit, then you're just retarded.
Or hyper compressing a video instead of just delivering something actually good.
That's literally objective, shit quality is shit. We're not talking for example CRF 15 vs 18, but actual hyper compression vs just normal compression.
>best for everyone
Vast majority in here has brain damage and it wouldn't surprise me if you browse tiktok daily.
Doesn't mean the rest of us with more than 2 functioning braincells should have to suffer aswell.
>reddit spacing
Go back faggot

>>8830739
Thanks and followed.

>>8830877
NTA, but "reddit spacing" is such bogeyman garbage. Never, I repeat: not ever, has the way that 4chan users space their text been totally consistent. Saying shit like this is embarrassing.

HMVs HAVE been especially lazy though. A lot about HMVs is subjective, but you can tell where the work was put in. There's not a lot of it to spot these days. Not that old HMVs were all masterworks or anything either, just that it seems to me that the bar has been lowered for what is considered "bare minimum."

>>8831092
>4chan users space their text been totally consistent
Never claimed such, and your logic is extremely retarded.
Of course multiple users aren't going to write the same way, but (You) are using reddit spacing, and quite a few others do too.
And you need to go back. Using reddit spacing is cringe as fuck.
Generally individuals don't change how they write stuff. But you have no way to tell who is who, especially after they removed the IP counter.
Which is probably why you think "nobody" is consistent.
>Not that old HMVs were all masterworks or anything either
Of course not, but at least there were some. Nowadays there's basically 0 masterworks. If there is one, chances are it's from an editor who's been around for ages.
>A lot about HMVs is subjective
Sure, but vast majority is objectively trash.

>>8831258
>If you write this way, you MUST be from reddit, so go back
This is where your mind is failing to reason things out. This is why I called it a bogeyman. It's a shadow you're jumping at, like a frightened child that's been told a spooky story, or the kind of person who demands to have a safe space for problems they haven't actually experienced.

Still, we can agree that the general quality of HMVs is down, even if we disagree about how you can apply objectivity.

>>8831896
Cool story, now go back faggot, you're obviously from there and not just because of how you type.
>safe space
This is 4chan lmao

>>8830739
Holy shit, the king is back, thank you jap bro

>>8831905
1. I'm not from fucking reddit. I've been browsing since /tg/ was a new board.
2. You're the one who's so agitated by the very idea that redditors might be here that you want 4chan to be your safe space from them. It's fucking embarrassing. Evaluate yourself.

>>8832152
I'm starting to understand why witch hunts were a thing, but that schizo goes way beyond that

>>8832152
Only thing embarrassing is you using reddit spacing lmao
>>8832167
Samefag

I really like perfectseason's HMV 7 - REIQ Tribute 2, so I made an HMV video using AI materials, based on it
https://mega.nz/file/ujJwgACZ#T3ZjjdivFNFAGCHUCX4IYyvg0VoG1eygpb45cHudAkU
by rabbithaha

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>>8821685
>Current version: "The Compendium"
Is there anything in this torrent that's not complete garbage? I'm wading through interlaced videos, humongous file sizes (pic related: 12MB/s for a Tetris impression) and more than one occassion of someone just applying the "find edges" filter.

>>8831092
>>8831258
>>8830877
Remember, people who accuse others of reddit spacing are literally newfags trying to be hip with us. They don't understand board culture and keep parroting buzzwords that doesn't make sense, just because some retard newfags said once, no one raped them into submission, and now they think it's a norm. No one used this bloody tern before 2018, go back

>>8832313
There are plenty of good hmvs in there. Probably also a lot of videos where it's the highest quality you can find of them. What I ended up doing 2 years ago was just checking every single video and copying the ones I liked to a personal archive and then going back through to check uploads of each individual editor for higher quality and also newer uploads.

Not really a way to get around doing that without potentially missing something. Also, the compendium torrent isn't the best but it's what we have until an anon decides to make a new one. Be grateful we have it.

>>8832313
What HMV even is this?

>>8832279
>>8821685

>>8832279
>still images only
>didnt even bother filtering out 6 finger slop
Disappointing.
I thought surely this can't be a HMV made by rabbithaha, it must be made by a random retard, but nope...
Btw, why the fuck do you have videos in your Mega folder from the editor Konbini? Your mega folder should be your own HMVs, especially when you've named the folder "rabbithaha"
And what's with the reupload of the "Ano Danchi no Tsuma-tachi wa I+II- HMV" with a filter applied to the first scene aswell as making the quality dogshit compared to first version?
I can't believe how far down you've fallen.

>>8832167
Witch hunts were a thing due to ergot poisoning and the fact that the first books widely available to the common people were guides on how to spot a witch.

>>8831258
>Of course not, but at least there were some. Nowadays there's basically 0 masterworks

Care to name any of those legendary masterworks?

Why is almost no one using any new sources? I browse new hmv and it feels like new hentai stopped coming out altogether.
I keep seeing the same content from 5-10 years ago all over and over again.
You know any creators that use new sources?

>gooning sounds stupid
Well fapping isn't any better

I prefer jacking personally

I like to rub my cock.

>>8832903
First off, I'm genuinely happy that people actually remember the name rabbithaha :)
>didnt even bother filtering out 6 finger slop
I already try my best to pick good source images, but honestly my main focus is always the overall rhythm, structure and flow of the HMV. I want it to feel logical and have progression. If there's a 6-finger hand in there, guess God personally allowed it this time. and these AI images are sourced from the creator Balecxi.
>Btw, why the fuck do you have videos in your Mega folder from the editor Konbini? Your mega folder should be your own HMVs, especially when you've named the folder "rabbithaha"
Yeah you're right, my bad. I shouldn't have done that. I'll clean it up and make sure it's only my own stuff from now on. Sorry about that.
>And what's with the reupload of the "Ano Danchi no Tsuma-tachi wa I+II- HMV" with a filter applied to the first scene aswell as making the quality dogshit compared to first version?
I'm still trying to build a narrative feeling with it. You can think of the opening filter as representing the wife's sexual repression at the start — paired with the BGM intro, I feel it sets the mood perfectly and lets you get immersed in her "sexual liberation" journey as it progresses.
Also, people’s tastes in HMVs change depending on their current mood, environment, whatever. Sometimes I fucking hate NTR with a passion, other times I’m completely obsessed with it. I used to think RawSource's pacing was way too fast with the music, but after really immersing myself in that style, it started feeling different — and honestly, it hits really well for me now. of course, I can still tell trash from quality stuff. This is basically me figuring out what gets me off the most.That philosophical side of it all makes me feel like HMV actually has real meaning.

>Iwara intends to kick AI off of the main site
Fucking wonderful. That slop can go rot in its own site that will no doubt get discontinued for begin too full of trash and not enough real traffic.

>>8833408
No fuck off redditor lmao.
>>8833410
Because the HMV scene has always been about people using shit that's popular, both in terms of sources and music.
It will never change.
>>8833521
Why are you using ChatGPT to respond? Can you not speak English so you're using it to translate? Lmao.
>If there's a 6-finger hand in there, guess God personally allowed it this time
What a shitty excuse to not spend 1 second looking at an image and switch it out with something else.
While I love AI, I do hate how some people are so overly dependent on it, like you using 6 finger slop AI gens in 2026 and using ChatGPT to translate.
>>8833611
I love that it's split, doesn't matter how, even if was on Iwara's main site it literally don't matter, as long as there is a switch to toggle viewing AI posts.
But a dedicated site is probably better in other ways too.
Question is just how it will be 5 or 10 years from now, where AI videos will look just as good as non AI videos, if they'll bother with splitting it, or if they even can.

>>8833617
>Question is just how it will be 5 or 10 years from now, where AI videos will look just as good as non AI videos, if they'll bother with splitting it, or if they even can.
All the better that we kick it off now, while it's still a garbage fire of low-quality, shit-looking muck. The amount of generation that people are doing for low-quality instant gratification is basically insane, and not exactly being done sustainably. I honestly do think that AI has so much potential, but everybody needs to cool their jets so we can have a societal discussion about it instead of just feeding into the newest techbro cash grab with uncritical minds.

>Why are you using ChatGPT to respond? Can you not speak English so you're using it to translate? Lmao.
No, I was using grok. your interests are really boring.
now I've noticed the 6 finger issue is quite obvious, so I've already fixed it in Photoshop and re-uploaded it.

>>8833954
Grok is even more fucking embarrassing. Stop generating this slop and put in the legwork of assembling real material yourself.

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>>8821685
Anyone created HMV using this hanime?

>>8834020
I think Such did a video with her, song was jack you up or something iirc

>>8834020
A bunch, issue is there are too little scenes in that hanime, it was hot af but it's like right when it was getting to the good parts it would cut out too short.

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>>8833954
My interests are really boring?
What does this even mean? lol. Stop using shitty AI to translate, learn some English.
>fixed it in Photoshop
LMAO
You really are retarded.
There's literally MILLIONS of real artworks you could use that isn't AI slop.
It would have been fine if you used actually good AI gens, but you used gens from someone who makes 6 finger slop, that's just dogshit lmao.
>re-uploaded it
No you didn't. And you didn't remove the Konbini HMV.
You should really go Grok yourself lmao.

Iwara is back guys

DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE RESIDENT SCHIZOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8834767
Silence schizo

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Pic related, I'm working on some python script with a GUI for Davinci Resolve Studio 20 (most code done with AI).
The goal is to ease loops detection/creation.
Before I was creating speedpoints manually for every loop I could find by moving the playhead manually.
The script intend to help by setting markers on timeline for every loop in the subclip.
You just need to set start and end frame of loop and it will count the frames in the loop.
Then you click the button to add marker and there you go, you have markers on your timeline for every loop in the actual clip.
Anybody interested in this kind of tool ?

>>8835162
I already have something set up that can check for loops, just drags video onto script, checks a set span of max frames and finds something that matches first frame based on PHash then SSIM with threshold.
Very simple and very effective. And it creates temporary lossless videos of those loops for use in editing.
I think it would make life a lot easier for a lot of editors, but you should probably have gone something along my route so it works with literally every video editor, not just one.

>>8835210
Yeah its really made around Davinci to integrate my workflow.
First idea was to get a fully automated loop creation in Davinci but the API doesnt support all that you can do manually.
Some functions just dont exist (yet ?) in the API.

Tried to deal with creating medias too but in the end I found it a bit
bothering to create more files, that would consume more time to create those medias.
With subclips, Its just pointers to the original file.

In your workflow, how do you deal with the temporary medias ?
You create them for your project and then discard them when finished ?

So, no comeback later to project ? Or you need to regenerate them ?

>>8835233
>You create them for your project and then discard them when finished ?
Yeah basically just that. But technically, as long as you don't change the source video or any of the code, you could just recreate the loops and have a project file in whatever editor that uses them.
It would be of course so much better if every single video editor would simply allow you to base everything off of a database or a simple textfile that shows the timestamp of every loop, then you just drag that section into the timeline.
But unfortunately that is not the case. Though with a good CPU, it doesn't take an absurd amount of time to process one full video and most of the time people don't come back to a project.
Maybe that's for a future project, making a custom video editor that uses ffmpeg and MPV, which can work exactly how I want. Though of course you'd lack "fancy ass" effects that more professional editors have.
Though I have successfully before been able to have code that creates transition, fade and zoom effects (hmv remaking script).
Shouldn't be too difficult, with how good AI has become.

No clue where to ask, but I have another question for this thread, so eh.

Rule34 did some maintenance earlier and now I can't access any of the older videos, wondering if they changed the archiving or if they screwed something else up? Or is it just me and they updated the video encoding or something? I can load the newer videos, though one gave me a lot of gruff.

Second I only use mania and 34 really, with a side of Iwara which has always given me issues and I have to use 360, but what are some other sites to use?

I generally like the CG/2D game visuals the most, so pmvhaven, which I saw above, kinda isn't working well for me.

>>8835303
>giving smegma's site any attention at all
Stop right there

>>8835307
I mean, I don't think the google doc containing links to everyone's stuff has a tag search or anything and there's way too many to look through without some kind of filter.

>>8835313
Then just download good editors or download everything and look through them.
It's not like smegma's site has any particularly good tagging.

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>>8835239
>>8835233
Just updated my script and now it works much much faster.
Tested on a 17 min long hentai episode, earlier script took 2 min 40 sec, roughly 2 min of those were hashing and SSIM comparing, 40 sec extracting each clip.
Now I've got it down to 1 min 40 sec, biggest change being the clip extraction, which takes 3-4 seconds.
So basically I could just make my database for everything and have other people use that and they would only require maybe 3-4 second processing time, unless they're using material that isn't in the database.
That test was with something that produced 53 loops, and the video was 1080p. Main bottleneck for the scanning process is ffmpeg decoding.
But I also found out that I can just run multiple instances, have 10 videos decode at the same time to use my CPU at 100% but it has a little overhead it seems, testing 4 videos at 40% CPU usage it took 2 min 23 sec, but that still saves a lot of time.
The clips take 253MB at CRF 0 using ultrafast preset. Can use veryslow for better compression, but takes 11 seconds instead of 3-4 and only drops down to 200MB.
So from 2 min 40 sec to 3-4 sec, I don't think having to recreate the clips is an issue, if you for some reason had to come back to a project at a later date.

Questions for editor list anon:
- I've automated testing of Mega links. I've identified 23 dead links. How can I report these to you?
- Are you tracking active editors only or all editors?
- By no 3DPD, does that include CGI? If so, what to do about editors that mostly make hmvs but have some cgi music vids?

>>8835988
>Questions for editor list anon:
>- I've automated testing of Mega links. I've identified 23 dead links. How can I report these to you?
Hmm maybe put the list in a pastebin with the editor name and link it here. I'll update the list when I have the time. Do you guys want me to remove links outright or just put a (dead) tag?
>- Are you tracking active editors only or all editors?
Not sure what you mean, the sheet is just tracking whatever people submit. The submission form requires you to include their archive link. So I guess it's tracking editors who upload their source videos to <INSERT FILEHOST NAME>. If you try submitting just a iwara or stream link it won't allow you.
>- By no 3DPD, does that include CGI? If so, what to do about editors that mostly make hmvs but have some cgi music vids?
No 3DPD just means no real life porn only, I didn't think I have to explain this, do I really need to spell it out, I thought it's pretty self explainitory.
>inb4 why don't you just say no pmv

>>8835988
Also interested in your automated mega link test.

>>8836022
Hey you know how autistic people get on this site. There's probably some purist that would consider cgi vids 3dpd and screech about it not being animation. Just thought I'd ask.
Anyway, it's probably best to delete the Mega link. From a quick search it seems like links die from being deleted, disabled, or invalid. And if the folder is deleted or the link is disabled, I don't think the link can ever work again?
For my script, the mega testing is actually just one part of it. I wrote something that intakes my personal editor list, formats it into a nicer database and also preps it for intaking your google doc list. It can detect changes to the google doc and add those changes whether it's a new or existing editor in my database.
Not difficult to write, just takes a little time.
But yeah I'll post dead links later today.

Okay here are the dead links:
https://pastebin.com/h9xKZgvd

Turns out most were on my end so there's only like 9 links.

List anon, I had some time today so I made some submissions.
I missed a few links and put them in this pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/Mqz0L7fE
That's about all I have. There are lots more editors I could submit but I either don't have a file link for them or I think they suck and I'm not going to spend the time lol.

>>8836097
>doesn't even verify that script is working
lol
>>8836047
>I don't think the link can ever work again?
It shouldn't, no. But a folder can be empty and then later on get videos, so if your script only check for if a folder has videos, it could falsely be flagged as dead, but that's easy to manually verify.
>>8836022
>Do you guys want me to remove links outright or just put a (dead) tag?
Probably doesn't matter, they don't serve much purpose and I don't think seeing a link be (dead) will convince people to replace them more than there just not being a link.
>>8836026
Just make it with ChatGPT, it's easy as fuck.

>>8836097
>>8836168
Thanks

About the automated test I was I was hoping it was something that could be added into the spreadsheet itself.

>>8836265
I don't think google docs can run python code, which I assume is what they used lol. Or anything else that actually interacts with other websites.

>>8834020
there were a few on Iwara
but since Iwara went down and only recently came back up, hard to say if they came back too, or would be easy to find, so we'll see if the creators reupload to other archives what could be saved

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Looking for someone who is obsessed with Tifa Lockhart. Who enjoys dirty talks, sending praises, and just admiring Tifa in general. I can be your personal Tifa if I like you enough~ the creepier the better.

Discord: tifalockhart_7

>>8836383
Fuck off faggot
>ai slop
>sample image
Lmao

>yt-dlp doesn't work with new iwara
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I hate iwara if you weren't such a huge colossal fuck up none of this would have happened aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now I have to manually download videos omfg omfg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>8836724
I think it broke before they went down, but you can probably get ChatGPT to code something that can download for you.
Worst case you have to set up PlayWright and have it emulate a browser to download the videos in the background.

>>8836724
they just need to fix the salt and api URLs, make a ticket

>>8836383
Don't disrespect Tifa with shitty AI pics.

I'm honestly so tired of these tracks with spoken word lyrics. What the fuck happened to using songs in HMVs where it's actually being sung? What the fuck happened to using songs with English lyrics in HMVs? Where the fuck are all of the songs about relationships, sex, partying, etc?

This is very "old man complains about the olden days" of me, but I do actually feel that many editors have lowered the creative bar with their music choices by choosing not to have to think about how the words go with the visuals.

>>8837057
>old man complains about the olden days
There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, because you're right.
The old days were better and people put some actual thought into the music they chose.
Now everyone just picks what's popular, despite 100 other editors having already used it within the last 30 days.
And not just music, but the overall effort put into making a HMV has significantly dropped over the years.
We need to go back.

>>8837246
>Songs got worse
True
>Editing got worse
No way fag, you are clearly showing yourself as a newfag, check any 2018 and lower HMV and you will see it's a video with a song, maybe a beatbar at the most. Editing changed a lot over the years, with people like Arckom and the Iwara chinks pushing the barriers further and further. Good MVs are still being made, just go to iware and check the top posts

>>8837276
Lmao the cope.
Yes good HMVs are occasionally made today, but the amount of trash has gone up dramatically.
Before, a lot of people put in effort, now it's just a very tiny minority.
>beatbar
That's fap hero shit, retard
>2018 and lower
What the fuck are you looking at then? Back in that time we had bangers from Lixil, Ayachuco, Kaka, Apam, HappyWater and several more. Some even dating back to 2012.
Sure some of them had their issues like Lixil not knowing how to make a video without having black border around the entire thing, but the editing is actually good and so are the song choices. And song choice is part of editing.
And there weren't that many to pick from, so the gold to trash ratio was pretty good.
Nowadays the ratio is really bad, there's just so much damn trash and not that many good editors.
>Arckom
Vast majority of his stuff is trash lmao. He's "good" at using effects, but the effects look like shit so it doesn't even matter.
The autistic editing effects people use nowadays is equally as bad as their dogshit taste in "music".
>pushing the barriers further and further
LMAO
More like downgrading further and further

>>8837246
>Everyone using a sound effect at the start of their video that Heroic abandoned
Arkom is fucking terrible. Too many effects and terrible music. Not even his private patron videos. A note for editors. If you're hosting private hmvs it should be for things you can't post like how Retardcation has. The most extreme shit possible is the only point to hide it. The best hmv maker of 3d shit in recent years is Scylla for editing with Heroic being a close second. Agapilord is good generally. 2d is just so fucking dead though. Its really sad how the hentai industry is fucking dying because like always Japan companies would rather die then market and sell outside Japan. And I know laws but multiple studios have found ways to get porn out. 3d HMVs have gone the way of the dodo since the pornhub purge and im not joking. Hmvs would be 80% normal and someone would slip in something more extreme for a few scenes. It kept the gates strong to the select few sick fucks who made and supported amazing shit. Think what you want but its the way

>>8837306
I will give a shout out. 14 years ago Cum Bubblegum released and it was and still is a great. An entire hmv dedicated to cum vomiting, gargling, and throat fucking set to a rob zombie song thst fit the theme and shut up during the intense parts. People genuinely don't make hmvs how they used to. So many editors dupe a song that's overused and put a bunch of clips with no theme. It may as well be AI. Jjulez is another editor who understood how to make a good hmv for that. Because without a theme you're just making compilations with background noise.

>>8837314
>Because without a theme you're just making compilations with background noise.
This is such an important conversation piece for the whole community. For some of the HMVs that come out, this is actually, completely true. Some editors really do just put clips they like to music, with varying levels of giving a shit about whether they're doing things on the beat or not. Some of them give a damn about whether they're doing any buildup, or working with the music's form, and some of them really don't.

>>8837283
>And song choice is part of editing.
And this. Some editors will just pick whatever's popular, or whatever has a good, strong beat, but the other qualities aren't really evaluated. A lot of music that exists, that would make for real choices and creative combinations, is overlooked just to skip out on having to do the mental labor. You CAN make an HMV without using a song with lyrics and trying to align that with your visuals in some interesting way, but this is a layer of depth to choices that many editors are just refusing to engage with.

>>8837314
I don't like it cause male vocals, so u gae.

>>8837314
We will never in our life experience another Cumzone by Dyslexic_Wizrad, why live?

>iwara up
>rule34 down

>>8837306
Do you have the exclusive videos, and would you be able to share them?
> You forgetting that money is involved. Any HMV creator who makes supporter only content like Heroic once did is doing it to attract and retain supporters

Goddamn!
Shush just outdid himself with "FUTA FRENZY".
Epic.

saw the onahole discussion here, is there a dedicated place for those? not sure where to ask but I have a couple questions

>>8837532
/jp/

>>8837540
thanks anon, didn't think to look on a blue board

>>8837369
and thus the cycle continues

https://rule34video.com/video/4262638/hmv-krushdafight-such-1080p-low/

This is your current HMV, you WILL enjoy and you WILL be conditioned to fap to brazillian funk beats

>>8837714
It's a very beautiful HMV, but because it lacks a rhythm of penetration, I wouldn't be able to masturbate to it.

>>8837714
I automatically downvote any br funk shit.

schizo is melting down in gif thread if anyone's interested.

>>8837790
Calling out retards for being retarded is schizo behaviour?
Then what is being complacent like you, just watching garbage all day? Ultra schizo?

>iwara has been back for a week
Oh shit I have some gooning to catch up on

>>8837853
Still cannot download source quality with yt-dlp though...

>>8837863
Just make your own downloader though...
YT-DLP constantly breaks with sites anyways and can take ages before they fix, even for YouTube which is the main purpose of the tool.

No one asked, but here are some of the good ones I've seen recently:
snickerninja : Victorian Maid Maria Hot
snickerninja : Bump Grind
dabigwillyhaver : Furry Conversion Machine
dabigwillyhaver : Gooner Rehab
dabigwillyhaver : Lasagne
dabigwillyhaver : Mistake
BadassBaal : UNHOLY BREED(F)
BadassBaal : Suspect Down
生存家v7 : Like That
JJulez : 26 Pop That Booty - Summer Gym (RE)
JJulez : 28 Treat Me like a Throat Goat
JJulez : 29 I Wanna...
Mr. Valaudio : Notice
SWZBHMV : 28.Wife
SWZBHMV : 29.KOK
SWZBHMV : 30.SWZB TSMCB
SWZBHMV : 32.YWYWYW013
REZE7 : ARI ARI ANAMAN SUCCUBUS
Senshi~ : Memphis Doom
Senshi~ : BNWO edition
rabbithaha : AI 2D Ecstasy
RelocationFX : DON'T STOP
Shush : FUTA FRENZY
Latency8964 : I LIKE IT
PunkPMV : POLTERGST - Move It
Lilyfemb : Projet 31 - Take it

>>8837863
bump the pull requests, don't know why they're so slow with the merging

or merge them locally on your own

>>8837882
how...

Any idea who made the Run furry HMV? it has two music by kordhell, Rave hell as well as Titties and ass, no clue if i downloaded it from here or the other HMV sites

I am the only one completely tired of Mike Candies? I would take Brazillian Funk slop over it at this point since at least the funk/phonk crowd pick other dogshit tracks

>>8838225
No.

>>8838223
Kercec: https://rule34video.com/video/3641909/run-furry-hmv-by-kercec/

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https://hmvmania.com/video/seagege-hypnotic-instruction-mother-daughter-bowl/#/?playlistId=0&videoId=0


is there a funscript for this hmv? i have no clue where this came from, but someone added a beat bar to it.

>>8838376
>hmv
That's a faggot hero.
>shitmania
Get the fuck out of this thread

>>8838385
>autistic
sterilize yourself.

>>8838387
Says the guy needing instructions for fapping, watching gay ass beatbars.
Either way, this is the HMV thread, there is a thread for faggot hero, go over there with questions regarding it, mr autismo

>>8838390
already did you dumb nigger. they said come here and ask. i want the funscript so i can use my handy, i know youre too poor and dont know what that is.

>>8838394
Then stop being a faggot and stay over there, it's literally a faggot hero.
Whether I know what a handy is or not has nothing to do with the fact that you're asking for help regarding what is a faggot hero and not a HMV.
Even IF I was poor, at least I have more than 2 braincells to know the difference between faggot hero and HMV. That's worth way more than a mere 100$ or so lmao

>>8838376
Fap Hero, while it has some crossover with HMVs (obviously), isn't the topic in here. There's typically another general for that on this board, so ask there.

>>8838443
ESL levels of not being able to read the conversation.

>>8838444
There's no ESL, you asked for help regarding a fap hero, go fuck yourself hyper autismo

>>8838444
I responded directly to your question by indicating where you should look for the type of content you're asking about. There's no lack of comprehension there.

If there's something I hate more than nigger music in HMVs, it's definitely niggress music.
I'd take 100 generic phonk HMVs over a single one of these.

>>8838486
Stay in your shitty board

New release: https://www.iwara.tv/video/jkqqAeX4E7jlVV/hmv-let-us-dry-you-thedraigc

You know where to find the links.

>>8838510
No thanks, fuck back off to iwara

>>8838510
Fuck you and everyone else who puts an intro at the front of their videos. Just slip your credits in on the edge of the screen at the beginning, or put them in at the end.

>>8838532
>>8838517

this place is full of retarded cunts. i hope you all die as virgins.

>>8838585
Nobody likes a clout-chaser. And nobody likes their fap sessions to be interrupted with self-advertisement.

>>8838585
He has a point though. Putting an intro at the beginning sucks. I've thought about trimming Draigc's videos just to avoid it.

>>8838641
I always cut this shit out if a video is good enough to keep, it takes like five seconds with mkvmerge. Of course, an excessive intro already starts a video deep in the red with respect to how good I'll consider it to be, so I rarely keep those anyway.

Or maybe it's just that the more mediocre a creator is, the more important they consider themselves...

>>8838510
Nice, thanks.

>>8838664
Samefag
>>8838585
>retarded cunts
No, you're retarded, we're just honest and call out garbage for what it is.
If you don't want criticism, stay on Iwara or something lmao

>>8838385
>>8838390
>>8838395
you didn't even watch the video fucking retard it's not a fap hero

>>8838510
Song was kinda subpar lil bro, but thanks for keeping the releases. Your gyaru vid will still be your magnum opus to me, editing and song choice-wise

>>8838741
Of course not, the picture has a beatbar on it, so I didn't bother watching it, so it's safe to assume the video on the site has it too.
And I'm not watching a video on shitmania, fuck off. A pedo's site deserves nothing

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I really like SWZBHMV's HMVs like this guy goes out of his way to make the most banger remix/mashups just to make an HMV. And the clips are always synced perfectly. Like what the fuck is the point of HMV if the thing I'm looking at isn't in sync with the music??

Also most hentai and censored stuff looks pretty bad imo. HMV's that are made from 2DCG or games like Blue Archive, Azur Lane, ProjectQT, King Of Kinks are just better and it's not even close.

I'm seeking for some recommendations that has the things I've listed, hopefully someone has something that is not slop music + hentai.

Also 3DCG recommendations are welcome as well. Beatbar/No beatbar doesn't really matter for me.

>>8838905
>censorship bad
>posts gif for literal ants where you can't make out any details anyways
Lmao
You want recommendations? Go fuck yourself, this is shitposting central now.
Unironically just download the torrent, browse through shit yourself aswell as mega links in the spreadsheet.
If you're only gonna live off of recommendations, you'll miss a ton of great stuff.
And unlike what most people think, files can be deleted if you find out you don't want them.
People are so scared of downloading because they have to dedicate so "much" space lmao.
Actually, thanks, you gave me an idea for a future project, either a setup that can detect beat sync or something more manual but document what editors actually bother beatsyncing, because at the moment, there's no public record for this kind of shit.

>>8838930
Can't upload 4k content cus of the site limit. Mb i guess lmao but here's the source: https://mega.nz/folder/USE1HYza#wWx2Dw7yxqE8dVUdM2AlKw

The creators patreon name is "Rstzy KoK Videos" but he hides "up to date" content with a DM requirement.

Actually if someone figures out how to extract the videos like this guy does it would do wonders for the HMV community.
https://github.com/28598519a/KoK_AssetDecDL Found this on the web that can be a reference but it looks like it's outdated.

I'm not scared of downloading just searching manually without a filter takes too much time and effort. Hearing from other people can help reduce the time and effort i have to give into this.

SWZBHMV seems to have some detailed instructions and somewhat "guide" on how to make it "sync" on internet but it was chinese and I overlooked it so now unfortunately I'm unable to trace it back.

Maybe an AI Video Editor can be trained to do this just by using some videos of SWZBHMV and JJULEZ (He does it sometimes as well) but music is very important as well I doubt this level of quality can be achieved regularly.

Sync hmv needs to be a category maybe idk

>>8838999
>King of kinks
Why do you even care about shitty mobile game lmao
>would do wonder for the HMV community
No it wouldn't, nobody cares about shitty sources from ching chong phone game
>I'm not scared of downloading
Yeah I didn't mean to say you specifically were, but it's a recurring problem that I see, people think downloading costs anything and that something is wasted from doing so.
>"guide" on how to make it "sync"
If you need a guide just for that, then that's just sad lmao.
>Hearing from other people can help reduce the time and effort i have to give into this
Assuming people give you something you like. And even then you'll still be missing out on some potentially good stuff.
>Maybe an AI Video Editor can be trained to do this just by using some videos of SWZBHMV and JJULEZ
Nobody has the hardware to train a full model specifically for HMV editing.
Also AI is not even necessary, just look at the earlier talk me and the other guy had about loops, you could just do something like that and then use some code to sync it up probably.
Sometimes the simple solution is the better solution. AI is great, but sometimes all you need is some simple python code.
>Sync hmv needs to be a category maybe idk
If someone made a tag like that for Iwara and Rule34Video, most people would just not bother using it.
What we need instead is a public database/spreadsheet that shows what editors do, not just whether they beat sync or not, but other tags so you can search by tags you like aswell as being able to search source material and songs used.
I was working on that before kind of, but been lazy.

>>8839007
>I was working on that before kind of, but been lazy.
If you can lend me the work that you've done so far I can contribute to it.
I fortunately have some free time now and then.

Now about;
>No it wouldn't, nobody cares about shitty sources from ching chong phone game
If the 2DCG is good than why not take it? Doesn't matter where it's from it's just good material that can be used to make even better goon material lmao.
>If you need a guide just for that, then that's just sad lmao.
The work that I've seen so far is far more than "sync". I just used it to categorize it. Would recommend you to analyze some of SWZB's videos if you really want to understand my point.
>Use some code to sync it up probably
I've read that now you mentioned it it seems like a great tool.
Actually a script can be written to capture the "inserting" moments then what we can do is to split and speed them up automatically according to the BPM and Bass (Or whatever music component that would make it in "sync") of the music. If the creator >>8835772
shares the repo/code we can add onto it and make it public so that we can reduce the numbers of bad HMV's

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>>8839016
>If you can lend me the work that you've done so far I can contribute to it.
Hah no. Besides I don't trust anyone besides myself to do things right.
>If the 2DCG is good than why not take it? Doesn't matter where it's from it's just good material
Well it isn't, it's some shitty mobile game porn, it looks shit lmao.
>If the creator
I am the creator :)
But probably won't release it anytime soon.
>so that we can reduce the numbers of bad HMV's
That's the thing, I don't think it would.
People choose to be lazy and never learn. Perfect example of this is Hantres who has 700+ videos and the last one is just as bad as the first.

>>8839016
>Actually a script can be written to capture the "inserting" moments
Btw this can maybe be done, but it's probably difficult, because you need some way to track movement, where it's going.
An AI vision model for this could potentially work, but it requires a ton of computation and most models are censored, and training one from scratch is not happening.

If anyone has PixelFH's Dialogue version of Succubus Summer, and/or his FH Minis, those would be really nice to see shared.

Kemono is currently down throwing error 502, even their forum site. It's over...

If you need to use filters on the spreadsheet use

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OvipJSQ6CzV_WVE2GGWhChfy9c0AYqwPlGMCehT_24U

Should let you sort and filter the list however you like without messing up the original. Most useful if you want to sort by date to see new editors at the top.

>>8839173
>Kemono is currently down throwing error 502, even their forum site. It's over...
It's back up, but flaky

>>8839223
Or we just need to stop using shitty spreadsheet. Simple HTML code would suffice and let you search better and eliminate the need to manually create a stupid filter, better redirecting and much more.
Also why are suddenly a bunch of shit in the spreadsheet changed date to 2026-02-22? That makes no sense, the date should be when they're added, otherwise it's fucking useless.
Some of them haven't even had a change in any way, yet the date was updated.

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>>8839341
>2026-02-22
I don't know man, it couldn't be possible that on that day someone submitted a whole bunch of links. It's a real mystery for sure.

>>8839394
So submitting links updates dates of editors who quit a decade ago and that has no new links? Lmao, what a shitty system.

>>8821685
Why do we even bother to list the chatzy in the OP anymore? It hasn't been of any use to anyone in forever. It's just spambots and unanswered requests.

Anons. I need to tool to delete background music from hentais. How i can do that?

>>8839533
you could just get the actual song from the video and just invert the audio and stack them so only moans and stuff remain. or use like a music separator that isolates vocals from music, but that only really works for instrumental songs

>>8839533
It sounds like shit because it muffles a bunch of frequencies, including the ones you want to keep intact.
Also why the fuck do you care about the background music from hentai? You trying to keep moans in a HMV from the hentai?
Just don't, you can't pull it off properly anyways, hardly anybody can. And you don't need them anyways.

>>8839533
>>8839621
This is important. Not just the part about people badly implementing the sfx from the hentai to go with the track, but the part about why tools means to isolate sounds or music mess up how things sound.

When you try to sort of isolate specific sounds out of audio, what's really happening is that you're applying a filter to it. The filter targets a certain range of frequencies ans passes the sounds in that range though, while cutting the others out. If the pitch difference is especially drastic, like isolating really high-pitched sounds from the low, then you might be able to separate them with hardly any noticeable side-effects. But music is complicated. Instruments exist in all sorts of places in the range of possible frequencies, and sounds have overtones where they include qualities of related pitches. When you try to pull the vocals out of the music, especially if the relative frequency of these things are close together, then you end up chopping qualities out of the vocals, or failing to fully remove the sounds you wanted to exclude because they're too close together. This creates the "muffling" that the other Anon was referring to; it's the improperly removed parts of the audio you wanted to isolate from.

Some AI tools try to patch over what damage you did, but they aren't all that smart, and they tend to cock it up one way or another. The machine is just guessing, and it doesn't actually understand what it is you want.

does anyone have a kcloveshentai archive?

>>8839621
>You trying to keep moans in a HMV from the hentai?
yeah

Anybody have "Panting & Sweating" textless version from Bell?

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>>8838532
> over 5 sec into? straight to losslesscut
> long-ass credits? straight to losslesscut

>>8839643
So long and short of it. Don't do it? If there any good AI tools for that, let me know please

>>8839909
You've had 2 people explain how it's dogshit and you're still considering doing it?
What the fuck is wrong with your brain nigga? Or do you just lack one?

>>8839909
Long and short of it, it's probably not worth trying. Whatever you pass the file through will destroy data without accomplishing the goal, and AI tools will not actually do any better because it's like watch someone try to cheat at a task that they don't know how to evaluate the results of.

>>8838532
Also the people who slip in a patreon plug onscreen midway through. That shit is distracting. Don't fucking do that.

I'm cooked guys.
Listened to so many brazilian phonk hmvs, now can't cum during sex without some vuk vuk or toka toka in the background...
Send help.

>>8840069
>Send help
Why? You're an incel and you're not fooling anyone. You've never had sex, never will.

>>8840069
Deserved, I hope your dick breaks and you can't get hard and cum unless you have your male buddies moaning and grunting next to your ears for the rest of your life faggot.

First hmv https://gofile.io/d/6UfkKv

>>8840384
>Avast Your Ass
An unexpected classic. Interesting choice, for sure, and one that I got a nostalgic enjoyment out of.

This feels like a practice run for someone trying to learn how to do this. It's just an assembly of clips that are about the same length, set to the beat. Everything comes and goes quickly, about one bar each, so what's on screen doesn't particularly matter. Sometimes you actually fall off of the beat, I would guess because you're not listening to the right part of the instrumentation as a guide, and just not counting beats.

For a first try, this could be way worse. But pay a little more attention to detail, and step out of the box a little more with your creativity.

>>8840513
Thank you for feedback
Each clip is beat synced to 152 bpm each clip playing 4 times for 1.579 sec so things come and go fast but it is fast bpm song and maybe 1 or 2 clips are synced to a tiny bit late or early in the motion

>>8840537
It's important that you understand that getting the BPM right is important, but so is a sense of pacing. Sometimes, it's better to linger on some clips longer than others. Sometimes, you should focus on the form of the music and pick clips that sort of have the a similar energy. If you just rapidly go from any clip to any other clip like you did, there isn't really anything for the viewer to latch on to, and no time to really appreciate what's even in front of them. In a faster BPM song, you have the opportunity to hold things for more than one measure without it necessarily feeling like it's being dragged out.

>>8840537
Avast Your Ass is 150bpm. If you did all of your math at 152, stuff would start to slide out of place, which is what happened. I recommend checking against a BPM tapper online, or to line up a click track in your editing software to see if it stays with the beat all the way through.

>>8840384
its synced for the most part, but its also shitty music.

>>8840595
Thank you for feedback
Sorry you dont like fast paced hmv maybe next time I make one with slower bpm I dont think clips have energy it is just porn

>>8840600
Thank you for feedback
I used code to find 152 bpm and I saw 4 sites say 75 or 74 bpm musiccreator 74 bpm landr 75 bpm vocalremover 75 bpm tunebat 75bpm all sites wrong but now I try wavmonopoly it say 150
Looking more at it I notice desync over time will try to do better next hmv

>>8840618
Thank you for feedback
Maybe next hmv will have song you like

>>8840626
It's not just about it being fast-paced. When you consume media, the brain takes in information and processes it. Visual media tends to not make tons of cuts in a short period of time, and there are techniques and models for thinking about shot composition that are used to help the viewer make sense of what they're looking at. If you don't give them very much time to take it in, and there's no sense of logic from one piece of video to another, then it just becomes something like a mental smear. Every shot loses impact, because it has no meaning.

>>8840639
Thank you for feedback
Many hmv make tons of cuts in short time many hmv dont compose shot just use original 1.6 second is enough to take in what you see

>>8840650
There's a difference, and these things make a difference in quality. Making some fairly quick cuts for a short time is another thing altogether, and even when HMVs do this poorly, they are still usually connecting the images together better. Even if it's just a coincidence for some of those editors to do that. When you just stitch together any angle, any action, any characters, you don't allow the mind to follow any through line. It's the visual equivalent of a non sequitur statement. It's like gibberish. Eventually, you just start to tune it out, because nothing about it is worth trying to latch onto.

>>8840658
This Anon has a point. This HMV >>8840384 watching like someone pointing to random words in a dictionary. It's directionless, and none of it serves any other part of it. This is really boring. The fact that the clips are all pointlessly short isn't helping, but THIS is the biggest problem.

>>8839016
You are talking to a spiteful autistic who doesn't contribute, but complain all the time. Hope you manage though.

If you want some help, I think you should try contacting editors themselves, people like JJulez, MrRush and Archom are not that hard to contact, it's a shame that the thread went into such a sad state, first the upscale schizo and now a neet newfag who claims to release stuff but never showed some work

>>8840658
Thank you for feedback
No problem here following along most hmv have random scenes anyway the hmv focus on single artist 1.6 second clips is long in hmv world

>>8840659
Thank you for feedback
Next hmv maybe I use slower bpm song