Socrates-gets sentenced to death by his own cityPlato-fails in creating philosopher king, produces paranoid tyrantAristotle-teaches Alexander who spergs east before being assassinatedWhy do we care about these guys again?
>>17966176Because otherwise we'd be living in the woods shitting on each other bashing each other with sticks
>>17966181Really? I don't think they were doing that stuff even at the time in Greece.
>>17966181no, most technological advancement has nothing at all to do with philosophy
>I opened the door to the Lyceum and that’s when I see Aristotle having anal sex with Alexander. There was a klines and Alexander was bent over the klines and Aristotle was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there
Tbf i kinda agree, the more i look at them the more i wonder why anyone ever listened to them.Especially plato, his theory of forms is pure fanfiction.
>>17966235not to mention his dialoges feels like something he thought about while in the shower.
>>17966235The only reason people take plato seriously is because his cave allegory and his world of forms put a foot in the door for mysticism. Christianity (neo-platonism) needs this in order to pretend to be convincing. Aristotle blew him the fuck out in the same day and age, A=A and man *can* know this.
>>17966176Socrates didn't even have a philosophy, his whole thing was just being annoying in Athens, and something politics which got him killed.The only reason he's considered a philosopher at all is because of Plato's fanfics.
>>17966251>being annoying in AthensThats what philosophy was all about back then.
