I call upon Zeus Olympios, enthroned in the empyrean heights,Zeus Hypsistos, the Most High, hidden in the noetic fire,Zeus Basileus, first-born and last, who holds dominion over gods and men.Zeus Keraunios, whose thunderbolt shatters the darkness,Zeus Kataibates, descending in the flash of heaven, consecrating earth with fire.Zeus Lykaios, wolf-lord of Arcadia, keeper of primal law,Zeus Chthonios, root and shadow, who binds the living with the dead.Zeus Xenios, unseen guardian at the threshold of strangers,Zeus Horkios, witness to every oath sworn under heaven,Zeus Meilichios, serpent-shaped, appeased by the rites of night.Zeus Polieus, protector of cities and their sacred walls,Zeus Agoraios, judge of men’s dealings beneath the sun,Zeus Eleutherios, who breaks the yoke of tyrants,Zeus Soter, the savior, who delivers from destruction.Zeus Panhellenios, one father of all Hellenes,Zeus Ammon, horned oracle of Siwa, whispering from the desert sands,Zeus Ktesios, guardian of the secret jar of plenty, hidden in the house of every man.
Of all the gods available, you choose the one who caused the most problems
>>17980600St. Michaels on his mountain in the searoads to the north
I don't remember where I heard it, but I there was a story about Juno/Hera blessing a family by making their die in their sleep, as she considered that a gift.But I can't find anything on it. Did someone just make that up?
>>17980600>humans were all once chadstacys>Greek myth suggests Zeus nerfed the chadstacy humans for dabbing on Olympians>accomplishes this by splitting us in half>OP simps for thisdisgraceful
>>17980648I would've been one of the chadchads
>>17980633>anon doesn't know many christians saw Zeus as Metatron, Zadkiel and other high ranked angels
>>17980633Your "god" Yahweh is not a real god like Zeus is.Your "god" Yahweh is Typhon, the embodiment of chaos and father of all monsters.The bible itself proves this>It claims Yahweh will try to destroy this world (Book of Revelation)>It claims Yahweh is jealous of other gods, implying he is not all-powerful (Deuteronomy 4:24 and Joshua 24:19)>It claims Yahweh is the "destroyer of nations" (Jeremiah 4:7)There's also the fact that Chaeremon, Apion, and Manetho all linked Yahweh to Set, the Egyptian god of chaos, destruction, and foreigners, whom later Egyptians equated with Typhon.You accuse the Olympians of being "demons", but the reality is that the only "demon" here is Yahweh.This is why your "god" forbids images of him, because he looks like this.
>>17980633Whoever made this "art" should be fucking hanged for his ignorance.
>>17980600>WORSHIPWorshiping is what jews and muslims do. Christianity and pre-christian european religions weren't worship based.
Atheists:>Christians worship a bearded sky daddy!>oh you worship Zeus who literally has a bearded male human form and rapes humans and animals? le heckin' based!You don't worship Zeus, that is a dead god. You don't have any temples to offer sacrifices extant. LARPing as an ancient Grecoroman is ultimate cope.No, I am not an Xtian (the X is a substitute cross for Christ) either, but neopaganism is silly. Your ancestors, if you are Greek, abandoned this long ago, because in comparison with polytheism, monotheism seems more compelling.
>>17981177All the old gods and ways simply ceased to be viable anymore and people moved onto monotheism. Not saying modern Abrahamic religions have more merit, they too will slowly die off as paganism did. .
>>17981010Das riteSMASH GREEKOID SKULLSEVISCERATE PREGNANT SHE-GREEKOIDS ROAST GREEKOID BABIES TOTAL GREEK DEATH
>>17981177Atheists and pagans are two different things
>>17980600O Zeus, thou arbiter of friendship, protector of the guest, preserver of fellowship, lord of the hearth, launcher of the lightning, avenger of oaths, compeller of clouds, utterer of thunder (and pray add any other epithets; those cracked poets have plenty ready, especially when they are in difficulties with their scansion; then it is that a string of your names saves the situation and fills up the metrical gaps), O Zeus, where is now your resplendent lightning, where your deep-toned thunder, where the glowing, white-hot, direful bolt? we know now ’tis all fudge and poetic moonshine—barring what value may attach to the rattle of the names. That renowned projectile of yours, which ranged so far and was so ready to your hand, has gone dead and cold, it seems; never a spark left in it to scorch iniquity.If men are meditating perjury, a smouldering lamp-wick is as likely to frighten them off it as the omnipotent’s levin-bolt; the brand you hold over them is one from which they see neither flame nor smoke can come; a little soot-grime is the worst that need be apprehended from a touch of it. No wonder if Salmoneus challenged you to a thundering-match; he was reasonable enough when he backed his artificial heat against so cool-tempered a Zeus. Of course he was; there are you in your opiate-trance, never hearing the perjurers nor casting a glance at criminals, your glazed eyes dull to all that happens, and your ears as deaf as a dotard’s.
>>17981409When you were young and keen, and your temper had some life in it, you used to bestir yourself against crime and violence; there were no armistices in those days; the thunderbolt was always hard at it, the aegis quivering, the thunder rattling, the lightning engaged in a perpetual skirmish. Earth was shaken like a sieve, buried in snow, bombarded with hail. It rained cats and dogs, and every shower was a waterspout. Why, in Deucalion’s time, hey presto, everything was swamped, mankind went under, and just one little ark was saved, stranding on the top of Lycoreus and preserving a remnant of human seed for the generation of greater wickedness.Mankind pays you the natural wages of your laziness; if any one offers you a victim or a garland nowadays, it is only at Olympia as a perfunctory accompaniment of the games; he does it not because he thinks it is any good, but because he may as well keep up an old custom. It will not be long, most glorious of deities, before they serve you as you served Cronus, and depose you. I will not rehearse all the robberies of your temple—those are trifles; but they have laid hands on your person at Olympia, my lord High-Thunderer, and you had not the energy to wake the dogs or call in the neighbours; surely they might have come to the rescue and caught the fellows before they had finished packing up the swag. But there sat the bold Giant-slayer and Titan-conqueror letting them cut his hair, with a fifteen-foot thunderbolt in his hand all the time! My good sir, when is this careless indifference to cease? how long before you will punish such wickedness? Phaethon-falls and Deucalion-deluges—a good many of them will be required to suppress this swelling human insolence.
>>17981373Not really, just because you LARP as a Zeus or Athena worshipper you are still an atheist when the chips fall. They are only pretending, like Satanists.
>>17981088exactly, orthopraxic not orthodoxic. Bro just wants Judeo-Christian flavorved Hellenism.
>>17980600Why worship some crusty bearded dude when you could worship Thoth or Sekmeth, the Lady of Slaughter
>>17981489Zeus moggs the shit out of Yahweh, who is a weak pathetic desert demon
>>17982898>rapist neckbeard godPerfect god for erstwhile r*ddit atheists. Carry on.
>>17983148Redditors are mostly christcucks
>>17983185Well things must have changed in the over a decade I haven't been on there. I guess it makes sense since the majority of Western nations are filled with Christians and the site has become more popular with normies. I remember when the atheism sub was a default one that all new accounts were subscribed to. As an aside, around 2013 I was a mod of r/Christianity and got disillusioned when most of the mod team supported transgenderism. Oddly enough, the token Jew on the team was one of the few who supported my stance against it. Seems like even then they were atheists LARPing as Christians.
>>17980600I mean if you think about it the only visibly real God is the Sun.
>>17982898Historically Yahweh mogged Zeus and now all his temples are in ruins and his worshippers are dead. Good riddance btw.
>>17983211>Historically Yahweh mogged ZeusWhen? Yahweh got beaten by human iron chariots and humiliated by every single deity from his own pantheon.He got assfucked so hard, he started raging like a BPD woman.
>>17983282>WhenOpen a history book.
>>17983847Open your shitty bible for one, you LARPing fag.
>>17983211Yahweh got mogged so hard he was absorbed by the Phoenician god El
