You guys know Satan is real, right?Pic related.
God:>"You can't masturbate and do drugs because that's le bad okay????"Satan:>*Gives Mankind the gift of knowledge and earthly pleasure and is punished for it*Satan is the good guy
>debunks Satan and Fire n Brimstone christkeks
>Satan is an evil chimp in Islam because he refused to bow down to a man.
The greatest lie Satan ever told was that the existed.
>>17982611yes we know
Satan is a Jewish creation meant to be a literal embodiment of evil.
>>17982611That's a picture of every atheist on this board.
>>17982611Show me a picture.
>>17984814False. There is no satan in judaism.
>>17984990There are many Satans in Judaism, including The Satan (HaSatan).
>>17985113Nope. As I said here -- > >>17982621
>>17985126Your book is about 160 years behind scholarship.
>>17985166>basedlarship
>>17982611I'm sure he is thrilled that his best PR move in the 21st century is convincing a bunch of anons to argue about his existence on /his/.