>Battle of Kiska>Sign up to kill japs>Get sent to Alaska for epic battle>Japanese left 2 weeks ago>Accidently step on a land mine and die
>>17988764The Alamo, hands down. You died for a slaver's republic and a lost cause in a fort that wasn't even strategically important. It was a vanity project for a bunch of land speculators who screwed around and found out. Dying for muh freedom while fighting to preserve the right to own people? Lame as fuck.
>>17988891Top-tier bait
Every battle is lame as fuck to die in if you didn't choose to fight it.