Why are pagan religions so retarded?>Shintoism: 2 gods stirred the Earth into existence with a magic spear and spoon>Norse Paganism: A snake died and became the world>Taoism: A literal fucking chicken egg made the UniverseMeanwhile, Christianity...>An all-loving, all-knowing, all-powerful God created this world in 7 days
>>18004210Why not one day?
Because modern readers, such as your schizophrenic self, often expect literalism, so allegorical stories seem retarded.
>>18004210cultural vibes, inside jokes, memes. People just wanted to win at whatever and Jews (not Jews technically but "Children of Israel") were the ones who cared about accuracy and getting everything down.
>>18004210Kys faggot
>>18004210lol, how dumb are you. you couldn't understand Taoism
>>18004210>Be Christianity>Steal everything from Platonism>Insert jewish middle man between followers and salvation/self-virtue>Destroy the Roman empire from within>Retarded Euro's who don't know their true history and Indians 2 thousand years later act smug because their Ba'al cult told them to be smug at all costsDemonic saturnic religion. Alexander dying young and Hadrian not killing literally every last jew in existence is where things went wrong.
>>18004210>all-loving, all-knowingSo why all the pain and death in the world? Shouldnt this be a paradise then?
>muh religion Yes anon, gods are very much into the fashionismo of having you run dungeons and tv contests for prices. Win your soul! Battle against avarice! Sackcloth race. Apple biting from the bucketAnd much more!
