It's all rather a poo dressed up in a uniform, a poo affair of the highest order. The medals and the speeches are just poo poo stuck onto a fundamentally poo situation.The whole endeavour-the political poo, the jingoistic poo, the "glory" of it all-is complete and utter poo. A poo, from start to finish.In short: a poo. A right, royal, pompous poo.