if you could bring back someone from history, who would it be?
Imagine Julius Caesar walking around in 2025, the cultural shock would be wild.
>>18021572he would be too competent for us moderns to even be able to conceptualize it?
>>18021572>>18022151Every human being before the industrial revolution is practically alien to the human psyche in 2025
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>>18021241Alexander the GreatI wonder if he would be impressed by the USA
>>18021241Emma Goldman so that she could be my gf.
Jesus. Armageddon or disillusionment from jewish lies, should be interesting either way.
Nobody because I wouldn’t want them to see this horrific disgusting clown world that has been built. Better to let them rest in peace.
>>18021241Big Chungus: ruler of dinosaurs conquer of snu snu.
MLK
Osama Tezuka, partially because I wonder what he'd make of the last 36 years but mostly so he could finish Phoenix
>>18021241hitler, of course
>>18021241Diogenese
>>18022280Czolgosz...
>>18022280wasn't she so ugly she failed as a prozzie
>>18024452>wasn't she so ugly she failed as a prozziekeked
>>18024452>>18024659She was nerdy cute in younger photos. You must be referring to when she was trying to raise money to buy a gun for her boyfriend to shoot some robber baron, dressed up in some totally dorky outfit and hit the local hooker stroll. A kindly older gentleman took pity on her and took her to a cafe for coffee—at least that’s how she tells it in her autobiography.
>>18025005>tfw no communist gf to pimp for cash
>>18021572Dude would have a seizure reading about the final decades before his empire got taken out, let alone its downfall
Jefferson, just to see how long it took for the feds to disappear him for wrongthink
Michael Jackson or David Bowie. Freddie Mercury, idk.
>>18022266Maybe a hundred years ago. He'd be ashamed of how the Jews control you now.>>18022330If he was real, he'd be saying that all Christians are lukewarm and that he never knew them.It'd be great.
>>18021241One of the more commonly known Stoics.>Zeno of Citium>Seneca the Younger>Cleanthes of Assos>Marcus AureliusJust to see how they'd react to the clown world.
>>18026655You forgot to mention Epictetus
>>18026665Good call, I was always going to forget someone.
>>18026655>One of the more commonly known Stoics.marcus aurelius, save me....
>>18021241Billy the Kid
>>18021241Marx
>>18027005>what, you really think these "streamers" as you call them are working class and should unionize?
>>18026655what if they become addicted to fortnite? then what
