ITT: best tard wranglers in history
>*blocks your path*"Heh, nothing personnel Di-*blam* *blam* *tires screeching*
>>18030577My vote is Sun Tzu, as far as I'm aware this 'inspriational and insightful' work of his that CEOs and hipster cunts drool over was actually made to coach chinese aristocrats on the basics of war because they were extremely retarded and kept making ridiculously stupid mistakes.
Eisenhower had to contend with the egos of generals, not only from his own army, but Angloids and Frogs too.
>>18030706>Sun Tzu was le basic strategy People in the past didn’t have Rome Total War to practice on for hundreds of hours. Secondarily, a lot of his work is on logistics, which is basically systems science and is something only people with 130+ IQ easily intuitSo many armies in history have starved or died of disease that clearly it bears repeating.
These two did tard wrangling on another level.Bismarck had a delicately weaved diplomatic web that had ensured German dominance on the continent.On the other hand, Moltke tard wrangled officers and commanders without even his presence in the battlefield by inventing mission command/mission tactics
>>18030587all capeshit is boring
>>18031308but alas, William II was too much a tard to be wrangled
>>18031308Bismarck is definitely either first or second place on that list - not just wrangling Kaiser Willy (for as long as he could), but the entirety of his newly created Germany in its newest and most vulnerable form.It's a lot harder to pick a single name from it, but if you look at the history of the Soviet Politburo the entire thing rapidly devolves into a group of tards trying to tard-wrangle each other, and shooting one another when the tardation got out of hand.
>>18032058>becomes general secretary of the buro of wrangling the general secretary of the politburo>gets purged
Capo di tutti 'tardi
>>18032130>after 50 years you finally rise to the top of the shitheap of Soviet politics>You are now 'Peoples Commissar of the Directorate of Commissarial People'>Just as you're getting used to living in an old Tsarist mansion, with servants, and a driver you forget to laugh at one of Stalin's jokes, or decline the offer to join him for a night long marathon of Soviet musicals>Find yourself on the next train to Siberia to take your new role as 'breaker of rocks, Gulag 184', if you're lucky.
>>18032149>get dragged to the train station>yell that you are innocent and this is a misunderstanding>get beaten and dragged on>Beria appears. Good comrade Beria, you long time friend>tells you that the charges are bs of course, but Stalin hates you for not coming to his dadcha when invited>protest that you never got an invitation, you would never decline such an invite>get beaten more>Beria tells you that he will look into that and to be strong, he will try to get you home as fast as possible>As the train departs you hear him assure you that he will take care of your family>You never see Beria's wolfish grin as he says it>You never see Beria burn the invitation he intercepted>the Vory are already waiting for you
>>18032218>Following a single, 5 minute long, conversation with Beria your wife stands up in court and confesses that she had been worried about your counterrevolutionary and revisionist activity for a while now, but that you threatened to kill her and your daughter if she went to the authorities>Beria takes your 12 year old daughter in for interrogation personally>She's never seen or heard from again>Everyone pretends that they don't know exactly what happened there.
>>18030577Pic related. Nero's rule started going to shit after he was ousted.
>>18030577The question is whose wrangling who
>>18030577could Hephaestion be thought of as Alexander's tard wrangler?
>>18032738only if his cock was retarded
>Mustafa Kemal Atatürk>Theodor Herzl>Seretse Khama>Lee Kuan Yew>Cardinal Richelieu>Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand
>>18032819>>Cardinal Richelieukek
>>18030577>You will forgive and live with eachother and you will like it!!!
>>18030577Not enough to actually turn things around before it was too late, mind you, but he made an effort.
>>18032236>you make a letter to your son to escape and run away from the city as far as possible>you manage to sneak the letter to the logistics manager of the camp who you befriended and he sends a prisoner out on a mule to send the message to a telegraph house nearby> a day later you get a message back from his son that he ran away from home>a tear of joy comes out of your eye
>>18030577Hitler