Protestardism is heresy. Jesus did not envision his church to be fragmented into 3 billion different denominations with one being more retarded than the other.
You should invest in a time machine so you can know what Jesus envisioned. If he ever existed, that is.
>>18032484Nobody gives a fuck
>>18032484>there is a denomination for every ChristianNice exaggeration. But maybe true. Ask 10 Christians about their religion and you'll get 10 different answers. Even Roman Catholics support birth control ans abortion half the time despite their church condemning it.
>>18032484>13 gay retards invalidates any criticism of protocommunism-I mean Catholicism
>>18032484I don't think Jesus envisioned his church would cover up industrial scale child rape by its clergymen either but here we are
>>18032664Jesus would cover up industrial scale child rape by the clergymen though>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistesThere's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked them young
>>18032664"If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."If only Catholics would follow the words of Christ and drown all pedopriests alive.
>>18032680I will go insane if someone quote that verse out of context to make a point on pedophiles again. The "little ones" are believers regardless of age and to stumble means to sin. That verse has nothing to do with child rape. It's unironically more relevant to police entrapment than child rape.
>>18032720Of course it would make you go insane, pedochurch lover. Can't bring harm to your robed child fiddlers now can we?
>>18032728I'm not an Abrahomo of any stripe: Judaism, Christianity, Catholicism, Orthodox or Islam. I'm just sick of people quoting shit out of context to make their points.
>>18032735How tf does child rape not fit into the context of the quote? You can say it doesn't refer to kids and rape exclusively, which your last whinning comment was about, but how does it completely exclude it? Drown the pedopriests alive, thus is the word of Christ
>>18032750(NIV) Matthew 186 “If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea. 7 Woe to the world because of the things that cause people to stumble! Such things must come, but woe to the person through whom they come! 8 If your hand or your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire. 9 And if your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell.That's the context. In context, it's perfectly clear it has nothing to do with child rape. Unless you double down on the child rape reading and think the kids are also at fault and they should have sealed their anuses with wax.
>>18032766Learn how to fucking read you autistic fag. That's not what I asked. I said how does raping a child NOT fit within the context? How does it completely exclude it? Does a priest fucking a kid who trusted him as a religious authority not cause the kid to stumble in faith? So the priest caused a kid to stumble, right? So drown the fucking priest and stop defending the pedochurch like a queer
>>18032783You learn how to read more than one verse you retarded nigger. 8 9 admonish the stumblee too.
>>18032484Every single argument Tradcucks use against non-Catholic/Orthodox (mostly Protestant) Christianity can be used against Ancient Roman Christians>MUH 40 GORILION DENOMINATIONSWhat the fuck do you think pre-Nicene Christianity (and arguably even still after) was like? lol lmao read history>MUH TRADITION MUHH ANCESTORZZWhat do you think Roman pagans thought about people converting to Christianity? They had the same exact lame arguments just apostatize to Hellenic paganism if you're one of these Tradcuck posters at this point lmfao
>>18032484Protestantism began as a fundamentalist reformation when the Catholics tried to assert non whites have a place in the body of Christ. Essentially, the Catholics abandoned spiritual discernment and became slaves of Satan's synagogue. Trinity, however, is the truth, which even Protestants believed at least initially. And yes, I realize the Protestants of today are just as blind as the Catholics.
>>18032484Social construct because all that happened was a lot of people reading. Also, language changes but original meanings for Bible stuff has to be understood by every generation, anyways. Also, Catholics need to seriously go away with that.
>>18032484>Using the R-slurYeah, ableism is very Christian...
>>18032484admit it op youre jealous of how cool the guy with the eyepatch in the right looks
>>18032484Jesus didn't imagine not returning after +2000 years.
>>18032484This board is 18+ only
